00:07Hi, Tom.
00:13Hi, Steve.
00:14And what you doing?
00:15Oh, I'm just putting stuff up for storage.
00:18Ah.
00:18Ah.
00:27Oh, no, don't worry, big guy.
00:29Don't worry, I'll catch you.
00:31What are my nuts?
00:34Hurry up!
00:35Okay, okay, okay.
00:38Move the ladder over!
00:40No, no, no, no, you, you, don't, no!
00:46Hurry up!
00:48Ah!
00:50Ah!
00:51Ah!
00:54Ah!
00:54Ah!
00:56Ah!
01:06What?
01:07You nearly killed me.
01:09I did not.
01:10I merely startled you.
01:12Why, it's not my fault your nerves are shocked.
01:15What do you want, Steve?
01:17Ah.
01:18To invite you and the entire Winslow clan over to my house next Saturday for one of our
01:23famous Urkel hoedowns.
01:25Interested?
01:26Oh, gosh!
01:27No.
01:30Well, aren't you sure?
01:32Dad'll throw a possum on the grill, and Mom'll hand out the hillbilly garb, and we'll all do
01:36the crawdad boogie.
01:40Hey, hey!
01:42Hey, hey!
01:48Hey, hey!
01:51Well, thanks for coming by.
01:53Well, I'll toss this right back up for you.
01:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:57Well, that shelf is stuffed to capacity.
01:59It won't hold any more weight.
02:02Carl, that's a beach ball.
02:04A few ounces.
02:06A moment ago, you were hanging from that shelf.
02:11I'll wait that boggles the mind.
02:16I don't want an argument, Steve.
02:18Well, I'm not arguing.
02:19I mean, it's just common sense that a beach ball doesn't compare to Carl's.
02:21All right!
02:23All right, we'll put the beach ball up on the shelf, and then we'll leave, okay?
02:30Hey, it's Sue Carson.
02:36Okay.
03:14Look what you did.
03:29It's a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page.
03:36A loving tradition of the grand design, some people say it's even harder to find.
03:43Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls.
03:51Cause all I see is a tower of dreams, real love bursting out of every scene.
04:00Days go by, it's the bigger love of the family.
04:15Look at this mess.
04:17Look at this mess!
04:19I built these shelves 15 years ago with my own two hands.
04:26That could have been your problem.
04:30Perhaps you should have used someone else's hands.
04:34Cute!
04:35Get out.
04:37Now, Carl...
04:38Get out!
04:39Now, look, I realize you're upset right now, but...
04:41Get out!
04:42I've had it with you, Steve.
04:44You stroll in here.
04:45You destroy my garage.
04:47Well, that is it!
04:48I want you out of my life and stay out.
04:51But I've broken a lot of your stuff before and you didn't banish me.
04:57Oh, yes, I have.
04:58Dozens of times.
04:59Well, yes, but you didn't mean it.
05:01Well, I do now.
05:03Now, go.
05:09I can't ever come back.
05:12Not until I invite you.
05:14And do you know when that'll be?
05:18When hell freezes over?
05:23When hell freezes over and the devil gives free sleigh rides.
05:45Hey, Dad.
05:46What's up?
05:47Well, look who's here.
05:48My two favorite weenies.
05:57Hey, Mr. Winslow.
05:59The light's not very good here.
06:01You should plug in that lamp so you can see what you're doing.
06:08The lamp is broken.
06:10I'm trying to fix it.
06:16Well, if it's unplugged,
06:20how will you know when it's fixed?
06:31Howdy ho.
06:37Can I come in, Carl?
06:39No.
06:40Well, I'm just hoping we can mend our fences.
06:43Bury the hatchet.
06:45Let bygones be bygones.
06:47No way.
06:47Forget it.
06:48Fat chance.
06:50Look before you leap.
06:51It takes one to know one.
06:52And we do chicken right.
06:54Your turn, Eddie.
06:58Uh-oh.
07:00Carl, I'm no expert.
07:01But you've got bare wire touching the metal base of that lamp.
07:05You're right, Steve.
07:06I am.
07:07You're no expert.
07:08Now, scram.
07:11All right.
07:11I'll go.
07:15Ta-da.
07:16Good job, Dad.
07:22Dad!
07:26Miss Winslow, sir.
07:27Carl, Carl.
07:28Dad, wake up!
07:29Is his heart beating?
07:30I don't think so.
07:32Oh, my God, Steve.
07:33I don't think he's breathing.
07:34All right.
07:35He's not breathing.
07:36And he doesn't have a pulse.
07:37Edo, call 911.
07:39Waldo, go to Carl's police bag and get me his first aid kit.
07:44I took a CPR class a couple of years ago.
07:46I just hope I remember everything.
07:49Okay.
07:50Okay.
07:50Now, I tilted his head back and I cleared his air passage.
07:55And now it's time for mouth to mouth.
07:57Okay.
08:05Okay.
08:05Now we have to try and make his heart beat.
08:07Heart beat?
08:08Whoa.
08:10One.
08:11Two.
08:11Three.
08:12Four.
08:13Five.
08:13Six.
08:14Seven.
08:14Eight.
08:15Eight.
08:15Eight.
08:16Eight.
08:18The ambulance is on his way.
08:20How's he doing?
08:22Check for a pulse.
08:23Whoa.
08:26Nothing, Steve.
08:26He's still not breathing.
08:28Carl, please.
08:28We're getting worried.
08:29Come back to us, okay?
08:31Please, Dad.
08:34Please.
08:35Big guy.
08:35Big guy.
08:36Big guy.
08:36Big guy.
08:36Dad.
08:46Edward.
08:47Dad, you're alive.
08:50Hey, Ed.
08:50Want me to boil some water?
08:56Waldo, that's for babies.
08:58Oh, like making a phone call.
08:59So macho.
09:03What happened?
09:04Why am I on the floor?
09:06Easy, Dad.
09:07You got a bad shock from that lamp and you stopped breathing.
09:10I did?
09:10Yeah.
09:11Steve gave you CPR.
09:12He did?
09:14Steve Urkel saved my life.
09:18Well, I don't know about that.
09:20I mean...
09:20Yes, you did.
09:21Face it, dude.
09:22If you hadn't given him no CPR, he would have died.
09:24You're a hero.
09:26Oh, gosh.
09:27I guess I am.
09:31Yeah.
09:32Yeah.
09:35Oh, no.
09:36We're doomed.
09:37He's the only one that knows what to do.
09:46Take your hands.
09:48I'm okay.
09:49I'm all right, everybody.
09:49Don't lay down.
09:49You're walking too fast.
09:51Will you take your hands?
09:52I'm all right.
09:53I'm okay.
09:54Thanks to the world's best neighbor, Steve Urkel.
09:58Oh, yeah.
10:00You're so smart.
10:01You handled yourself so well.
10:05Oh, thanks, Winslows.
10:07Oh, such a fuss.
10:08Oh, Steve, you deserve every bit of it.
10:12You saved my son's life.
10:14You are an exceptional young man.
10:17Oh, you're just saying it because it's true.
10:21Uncle Carl, can I bring you to show and tell?
10:24Why?
10:25Well, none of the kids in my class have ever seen an almost dead guy.
10:32I'll think about it, Richie.
10:35Uh, I have something I'd like to say to Steve.
10:37Would you all please excuse us for a moment?
10:39Sure thing.
10:40Come on, everybody.
10:41Come on.
10:43Steve, you're invited for dinner.
10:45I am?
10:46Yes, and I'll fix you whatever you want.
10:49What are you in the mood for?
10:50Well, let's see.
10:51There isn't enough time to pickle an elk.
10:56Steve, how about some of my good old-fashioned pot roast?
10:59Well, gee, you sure you want to tempt death twice in one day?
11:04Eh?
11:09Pot roast will be fine.
11:17So, Carl, what's on your mind?
11:20Well, Steve, I yelled at you. I told you to stay away from me. And then you saved my life.
11:30I owe you an apology.
11:33I see.
11:34Well, there. I feel better.
11:47What?
11:48You said you owe me an apology, but you haven't actually given me an apology. Just thought I'd point that
11:56out for the record.
12:00Oh, okay. Here goes.
12:18Steve?
12:19Yes?
12:20Yes.
12:23I'm ssss... ssss...
12:28I'm ssssssorrr...
12:38I'm ssssorrrr...
12:41I'm ssssorrrr...
12:45I'm ssssorrrr...
12:50I'm sorry, Steve.
12:52Man, wasn't that so bad?
12:54Yeah, it really was.
13:05Steve, the fact is, I'm very, very grateful to you.
13:10How can I show my appreciation?
13:13Well, you could lift the Urkel Band and allow me to come over anytime I want.
13:18Wouldn't you rather have money? I have money.
13:19Oh, no, no, no.
13:22Why, I want quality time with my favorite cap-top.
13:27Okay.
13:30Steve, you can come over here.
13:38You can come over here anytime.
13:44Oh, wow.
13:50Wow.
13:50Oh, wowie, wow, wow. Thanks, big guy.
13:53I don't know!
14:06Hurt! I smell wood products.
14:10Tee!
14:13Beasting you?
14:16What a pleasant surprise.
14:18Are they keeping you happy, Pappy?
14:23Oh, I'll get that.
14:24No, no, no, no.
14:25I'll get it. I'll clean it up.
14:27It was my fault.
14:28I was clumsy.
14:31Well, you know,
14:32you shouldn't torture yourself over it.
14:34Accidents can happen.
14:38See? Case in point.
14:40I'll clean it up.
14:41No, no, let me clean that up.
14:43No, no, give it to me.
14:44I'll clean it up.
14:44No, no, no, no, no.
14:45Clean it up!
14:50Uh-oh.
14:53Are those pants new?
14:54Not really.
14:56I've had them almost a week now.
14:59Let me just sit down.
15:00Watch out.
15:01Wait, wait!
15:02We're coming!
15:11But the shirt,
15:13that was new.
15:18I like it.
15:19It used to be a good color on you.
15:22Steve,
15:24why don't you just take a seat
15:26while I clean up this little mess?
15:28Good plan, my man.
15:30Mm-hmm.
15:32Oh, but not in that chair!
15:36Sticky!
15:39Boo!
15:41Boo!
15:43Boo!
15:45Boo!
15:47Boo!
15:59Daddy?
16:01You okay?
16:05I just can't get what happened to Dad
16:07out of my mind, Laura.
16:10I know.
16:12I keep thinking about it, too.
16:16We almost lost him.
16:18Yeah.
16:20He really needed me.
16:22And I didn't know what to do.
16:25It's okay, Eddie.
16:26Maybe we should both take a CPR class.
16:31But thank God for Steve.
16:33He really came through.
16:36Hi, guys.
16:37What's up, Steve?
16:39Oh, your pup wants a pup.
16:40We're varnishing the patio furniture.
16:43Man's work.
16:46St-Steve?
16:48Yes, my pet?
16:51What you did was...
16:54I mean, the way you...
16:56Thanks for saving my daddy.
17:08Varnish.
17:10Ah, I'll just go take off these clothes.
17:14Need some help?
17:20I'm not that grateful.
17:26Farewell, oh, mistress of beauty.
17:29Hey, Steve.
17:31Look, me and the guys are going to the P.M. Don concert next week.
17:35Do you want to come with us?
17:38This is the trick, right?
17:41We all get in the car,
17:42then you drop me off at the cemetery in my underpants.
17:48Aw, man, I'm serious.
17:51Well, I know.
17:53Since when are you willing to be seen in public with me?
17:56Since you saved my father's life.
17:59Look, Steve,
18:00you're a nerdy, annoying dweeb.
18:03But after what you did, the least I could do was put up with you.
18:10Well, gee, I'm all choked up.
18:25Carl, we need to palaver pronto.
18:29About what?
18:30Well, I just finished talking to Eddie,
18:33and I realized that it's okay for you to be angry at me.
18:37No, it isn't.
18:39Steve, you saved my life,
18:41and I'm supposed to be grateful.
18:43Well, Carl, you're grateful for what I did,
18:46and I'm grateful I was able to do it.
18:48But we have a bond between us now,
18:51and we have to honor that bond by always being honest with each other.
18:55In what way?
18:57Well, when you get angry with me,
19:00I want you to let it out.
19:02I want you to express your true feelings, okay?
19:06Okay, I'll try.
19:08I'll start by expressing one of mine.
19:11When I was giving you CPR,
19:12I was really scared.
19:16Well, that's only natural.
19:18But I wasn't scared for you.
19:20I was scared for me.
19:23Why?
19:24Because I honestly can't imagine my life without you.
19:31Carl, you're the finest man I've ever known.
19:34I love you.
19:39Thank you, Steve.
19:42You're the best big guy.
19:48You're okay.
19:51Oh, watch out.
20:05Can I do that?
20:16How come?
20:17Well, remember our agreement.
20:19I want you to express your true feelings.
20:26Are you sure?
20:28I'm positive.
20:30If you're angry with me, let it out.
20:33Okay.
20:36Here goes.
20:39You idiot.
20:41That's it.
20:42Open the floodgates.
20:45You bumbling, fumbling idiot.
20:49Excellent.
20:50Keep it coming.
20:51Get out.
20:52Oh, you can do better than that.
20:54Get out.
20:55Oh, that's a little better.
20:56Get out now.
20:58Oh, welcome back, Carl.
21:08Well, alright.
21:10Remember what you did yesterday?
21:13Nope.
21:14You hugged me.
21:16I did?
21:18Valdez, out of gratitude for saving your father's life.
21:22Are you grateful enough to reward me with, say, a juicy kiss?
21:32Steve, didn't you tell my father that you don't want people being nice to you out of gratitude?
21:37Well, yes, but that's...
21:38You want people to express their true feelings right.
21:41Oh, but don't miss me.
21:42Oh, in that case, I'm going to tell you what I really think of you.
21:46How?
21:48I'm a nerdy, annoying dweeb, right?
21:52Right.
21:55And I'm very lucky to have you as a friend.
21:58Aww.
22:13Been coming to you today?
22:15Yeah.
22:19Yeah.
22:36You wasn't...
22:36You are welcome, because you don't really wanna workет.
22:37You just get at ...
22:37All right.
22:37You wish us there?
22:37You're welcome, you esca.
22:39By the way!
22:39You're welcome, you're welcome.
22:39We'll see you next time.
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