00:04Hey, hey, hey, Horatio, come on.
00:09Oh, you win.
00:11Thank you, my dear.
00:13I am a blur.
00:22Laura, what's the matter?
00:25Well, it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a great big zero in the babe department.
00:30I didn't get one single birthday card from a guy.
00:33I mean, I got 23 cards, six from relatives, and 17 from Steve Urkel.
00:42And this one even has his face on it.
00:44Wait, before you open it up, let me leave.
01:10It's a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page.
01:17The love and tradition of the grand design, some people say it's even harder to find.
01:25Well, there must be some magic glue inside these gentle walls.
01:32It's all I see, it's a tower of dreams, real love bursting at every scene.
01:41It's days go by
01:43We're gonna fill our house with happiness
01:47Who may die
01:50But we'll smother the blues with tenderness
01:54It's days go by
01:57There's room for you, room for me
02:01For gentle hearts and opportunity
02:04It's days go by
02:08It's the bigger love of the family
02:28That's number seven
02:34You need to learn how to throw the ball
02:36You need to learn how to throw the ball
02:39Waldo, Waldo
02:41Say, man
02:42I'm dating three chicks right now
02:44And it's getting kind of expensive with inflation
02:50Oh, I get it
02:52They're not real girls, they're inflatable
03:03Waldo
03:03Waldo
03:05Just loan me $20 so I can take Amy to the movies
03:09Use your noggin, Eddie
03:10Just put Amy in your pocket till you get into your seat
03:18Then blow her up
03:29Hi
03:30Hey, Mother Winslow
03:32How was your tennis game?
03:33Great
03:34I whipped the Ferguson's in straight sets
03:38Ooh, doubles, who was your partner?
03:40I didn't need one, honey
03:44I got it
03:45Okay
03:50Hi, Laura
03:52Daniel
03:54Daniel Wallace
03:55That'd be me
03:59Excuse me for one second
04:13Come in, won't you?
04:17Oh, uh, here
04:19Happy birthday
04:20Oh, thank you
04:22Oh, hi
04:23I'm Daniel
04:24Hi
04:25I'm
04:28Leaving
04:30Kids
04:31Why don't we go into the kitchen
04:33And find something to
04:34To
04:35Eat
04:35Oh, good, good
04:36Okay
04:46Wow, Stinky Ian and the Toxic Wasters
04:49Oh, I love their music
04:53Thank you
04:56You're welcome
05:00Can I get you anything to drink?
05:03A soda would be nice
05:06Coming right up
05:19Yes
05:23It's my sweetie special day
05:26Do-da-da-da
05:27I'm a
05:29I'm a
05:30I'm a
05:30I'm a
05:31I'm a
05:32I'm a
05:32I'm a
05:34I'm a
05:34For a special day
05:36All the do-da
05:37Hey
05:42Wallace
05:45Daniel Wallace
05:46That'd be me
05:47Great Caesar's ghost
05:49What are you doing here?
05:52I came to see Laura
05:54What?
05:55You what?
05:56I wanted to give her her birthday gift
05:58What?
05:59You what?
06:02You heard me
06:03Hold it
06:04Hold it
06:05Laura Winslow
06:06Is spoken for
06:07And the language
06:08Is Urkel
06:11Are you kidding me?
06:13I'll have you know
06:14That I'm Laura's
06:15Numero uno
06:16Macho man
06:19I'm her sunshine
06:21On a rainy day
06:22The sugar on her cornflakes
06:24I'm her
06:25Shall I say
06:26Boy toy
06:32Hey look Urkel
06:33I like Laura
06:35And what I like
06:36I take
06:37Whoa
06:39Whoa
06:41Take
06:42Yeah
06:44Girls can't resist me man
06:46But hey
06:47Don't worry
06:48When I get bored with Laura
06:49You can have her back
06:54Why you brazen philanderer
06:58You prey on tender and fragile women
07:01And break their hearts
07:03Well
07:04Not on purpose
07:06But hey
07:07I gotta admit
07:08You know
07:09It does happen
07:34Fine Wallace
07:35Take a shot at Laura
07:37But actually
07:39It's
07:39Quite brave of you
07:41Considering the risk involved
07:43Hey
07:44Wait a minute
07:45What are you talking about?
07:47Laura's got the highly infectious
07:49Mucus nasalosis
07:50Inflamicus
07:52Oh my god
07:55What is that?
07:58Well
07:59It starts off with a little cough
08:04Then your nasal passages swell
08:07And your nose and your throat
08:09Slammed shut
08:10Tighter than a clam
08:12Whoa
08:12Man
08:13Yeah
08:13And then if you sneeze
08:15Why your entire head explodes
08:17Like a cherry bomb
08:18In a cantaloupe
08:19Boom
08:22Hey Ray
08:23Hey wait a minute
08:24Hey you know
08:25You could be making this whole thing up
08:26Good
08:28But if I'm not
08:30The last two words
08:31You'll ever say
08:32Will be
08:32Ah-choo
08:41Ah-choo
08:43Ah-choo
08:47Ah-choo
08:49Ah-choo
08:58Uh-oh.
09:03I'm sorry I took so long, but I had to crush the ice.
09:09Where's Daniel?
09:11Uh, now let's see.
09:12Which Daniel would that be?
09:14If Boone,
09:16um, Rather,
09:19Glover,
09:20Wallace.
09:20Gone.
09:21Why, hmm?
09:27Why did he leave?
09:28Why is he not here?
09:30Oh, who knows?
09:31You know how flighty those pretty boys are.
09:36Talk.
09:37He might have gotten the idea that he had mucous,
09:40nasolosus, and flamacus, and that his head would blow up.
09:46Why'd you tell him that?
09:48Because Wallace is a cad.
09:50A bounder.
09:52Why, a wolf in designer clothing.
09:57Get out.
10:01Get out now.
10:03Here's a thought.
10:04Why don't I just leave?
10:11And don't come back.
10:13Ever.
10:15Now, you've said that before, and you don't really mean it.
10:18This time, I do.
10:20I mean it with every fiber of my being.
10:23I don't ever want to see you again.
10:30Goodbye.
10:34Goodbye.
10:45Come in.
10:47Come in.
10:52Hello, honey.
10:56Brought you a piece of your cake.
11:00You feeling better now?
11:04Wonder how Steve is feeling.
11:07Lara?
11:09Oh, my, Lara.
11:11Lara.
11:16Lara.
11:21Lara.
11:25Lara, honey.
11:29don't you think you're a little tough on steve no he chased away daniel wallace
11:35he's the cutest boy in my whole school is this the same daniel wallace who
11:40dumped maxine a couple months ago yeah you called him a slimy low-down womanizing pig boy
11:49but that was before now he's interested in me
11:57just leave me alone okay see now you're pushing me out
12:05that's what happens when you start cutting people off it becomes a habit and as the years go by you
12:11start pushing more and more people out of your life and then all of a sudden you look around
12:16only to find that you're old and alone
12:33old and alone
12:35old and alone
12:38old and alone
12:41old and alone
12:44old and alone
12:46old and alone
12:59old and alone
13:00old and alone
13:01old and alone
13:02old and alone
13:02old and alone
13:04old and alone
13:05old and alone
13:06old and alone
13:07old and alone
13:08old and alone
13:08old and alone
13:08old and alone
13:10old and alone
13:11old and alone
13:11old and alone
13:37Hello? Hello? Is anybody home?
13:52Hey, I'll race you.
13:54Okay.
14:25Who put that there?
14:38Mom! Dad! How'd you get so old?
14:41Easy. We didn't die.
14:47How old are you? How old am I?
14:50Her mind is slipping again.
14:53Laura, we are 110, and you're 90 years old today.
14:58We have to go to five different stores to get enough candles for your cake.
15:03What's going on? I mean, when I went to bed I was 15, I woke up and I'm 90.
15:07Just be thankful you woke up.
15:10I mean, look at me. I got wrinkles, my hair is gray, and I'm slightly larger in the rear end.
15:21Slightly? You could serve dinner for eight on that butt.
15:27I can't believe this.
15:34You know what, Hannah?
15:36Harriet.
15:39You look beautiful.
15:41Let's say you and I go upstairs and fool around, huh?
15:47Don't you remember? We already did.
15:50Yeah?
15:52You were marvelous.
15:56Of course.
15:58At what?
16:16Judy! Richie, what happened to you?
16:19You were older, but you didn't get any bigger.
16:21We didn't eat our vegetables.
16:27And we stayed up past our bedtime.
16:41Wow, my precious Polly rip.
16:45Steve!
17:02Oh, I'm glad you weren't upstairs.
17:08Steve, how are you?
17:10Oh, fine, I'm fine.
17:12And you?
17:14Oh, you're as lovely as ever.
17:17Those eyes.
17:19That hair.
17:20And whoa, mama, what a hiney.
17:26Steve, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually glad to see you.
17:30Oh, at my age, I'm glad to see anything.
17:33Whoa.
17:37Come on, let's sit down.
17:39Easier said than done, but I'll give it a shot.
18:00Oh, Steve, I'm sorry I kicked you out of my life.
18:05Really?
18:06Yeah.
18:07Maybe you and I could...
18:11Yes?
18:13Go out on a date.
18:15Oh!
18:16Oh!
18:17Oh!
18:19Oh!
18:19It is so gross.
18:25Well, what do you mean?
18:2775 long, endless, agonizing years.
18:31I've waited to hear those words.
18:34And now, after all that time, just yesterday, I met some chicken got married.
18:44Yoo-hoo!
18:45Lulu!
18:53Yes, Steven, darling.
18:59Ah.
19:01Oh.
19:03La-la-luh-luh-luh-la-la.
19:07Charmed, I'm sure.
19:09Yay!
19:10Oh!
19:12Yay!
19:13Yay!
19:14Yay!
19:15Yay!
19:19Come on, let's sing happy birthday to Lillian.
19:24Laura!
19:24Right.
19:26Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday
19:43to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday
19:51to you.
19:56No, please, no!
19:58No!
20:01No, Laura!
20:03Laura, wake up!
20:04Maura!
20:13I'm young again
20:15And my butt's back
20:19Where was it?
20:23Steve
20:23I had a terrible nightmare
20:25I know, I was whimpering under your window
20:28And I heard, so I climbed right up
20:31Actually, I'm glad
20:33You are?
20:35Yes
20:37Look, Steve
20:39I shouldn't have kicked you out of my life
20:42Oh, look, you had a right to be upset
20:44After all, I did use my superior intellect
20:47To scare away Daniel Wallace
20:51Maybe I should have thanked you
20:54I know he's got that love him and leave him rip
20:58I was just hoping that maybe I'd be different
21:02Alright, you are different
21:05Well, I was afraid that
21:07That he'd realize that too
21:09And then I'd lose you
21:12You never had me
21:13Let's not split hairs
21:17Okay
21:18Steve, I overreacted
21:20And I'd like you to forgive me
21:22Wow
21:23An apology?
21:26Oh, thank you so much
21:29Oh, I accept
21:31You know, this is a really special moment
21:39And, well, I think that we should celebrate it by
21:45Getting married
21:49No
21:50Engage
21:51Going steady
21:51A date
21:52A kiss
21:53A handshake
21:54I'll see you tomorrow
21:54Yeah
21:55I'll take it
22:24I'll take it
22:25Oh, my God.
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