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00:02Wow, what a gorgeous day!
00:05Rainbow Dash must have gotten up early for once and cleared all the clouds away.
00:09I bet all of Ponyville is gonna be out enjoying the sunshine.
00:13What? Where is everypony?
00:22Is it some sort of pony holiday?
00:24Not that I know of.
00:26Does my breath stink?
00:30Not more than usual.
00:31Is it zombies?
00:33Uh, not very likely.
00:36Not likely, but possible?
00:42Twilight!
00:44Spike! Come here!
00:47Come here!
00:49Hurry!
00:50Before she gets you!
00:55Who? The zombie pony?
00:58Zombie pony?
01:01Spike, there are no zombie ponies.
01:04Pinky, what are you doing here alone in the dark?
01:06I'm not alone in the dark!
01:09Okay then, what are you all doing here in the dark?
01:12We're hiding from her!
01:34I'm not alone in the dark!
01:38But like that, can't way.
01:39He tries to get you to never see me!
01:40Do you WRATH21?
01:42It's like knew your luck
01:42The s**t tastes so much more fun.
01:43Amazing.utся
01:44adventure tons of fun a beautiful heart faithful and strong sharing kindness it's an easy feat
01:49and magic makes it all complete you have mine do you know you're all my very best friends
02:04did you see your twilight did you see zecora apple bloom i told you never to say that name
02:10well i saw her glance this way glance evilly this way and then a bunch of you flip out for
02:17no good reason no good reason you call protecting your kin no good reason why as soon as my sister
02:24saw zecora riding into town she started shaking in her little horseshoes did not so i swept her up
02:31and brought her here i walked here myself for safekeeping applejack i'm not a baby i can take
02:38hair myself not from that creepy zecora she's mysterious sinister and spooky
02:56will you cut that out just look at those stripes so garish she's a zebra a what a zebra
03:06and her stripes aren't a fashion choice rarity they're what she was born with
03:12born where i've never seen a pony like that in these parts except her well she's probably not from
03:19here and she's not a pony my books say that zebras come from a far away land but i've never
03:25seen her
03:25in ponyville where does she live that's just it she lives in the everfree forest
03:35uh sorry the everfree forest just ain't natural the plants grow animals care for themselves and the
03:45clouds move all on their own and that wicked enchantress sikora lives there doing her evil stuff oh she's so
03:55evil evil ivy wrote a song about her here we go she's an evil enchantress she does evil dances and
04:01if you
04:01look deep in her eyes she'll put you in trances then what will she do she'll mix up an evil
04:06brew then
04:07she'll goller you up in a big tasty stew so watch out wow catchy it's a work in progress this
04:17is all just a lot
04:18of gossip and rumors now tell me what exactly have you actually seen zikora do well once a month
04:26she comes into ponyville then she lurks by the stores oh my and then she digs at the ground good
04:38gracious
04:39okay i'm sorry but how is any of this bad maybe she comes to town to visit
04:45yeah maybe she's just trying to be neighborly and maybe she's not lurking by the stores maybe she's
04:51going to them lurk free to do some shopping yeah every pony likes to shop you know what i think
04:57have a bloom hush and let the big pony talk i am a big pony what about digging at the
05:04ground you gotta
05:05admit that's weird what if she's digging for innocent creatures i'm sure there's an explanation for
05:12everything zikora does and if any pony here were actually brave enough to approach her she would
05:18find out the truth well i'm brave enough i'm gonna find out myself
05:43you ponies are being ridiculous well i heard that zikora eats hay pinky i eat hay you
05:52eat hay yeah but i heard it's the evil way she eats hay hey where's apple bloom the door's open
06:01she went outside and zikora's still out there that silly little filly i told her to stay put
06:09spike you stay here in case apple bloom comes back will do
06:40you get back here right now beware beware you pony folk those leaves of blue are not a joke
06:49you keep your creepy mumbo jumbo to yourself you hear how dare you was that supposed to scare
06:54oh brother beware beware yeah back at you zikora you and your lame curse are the ones who better beware
07:08and you why couldn't you just listen to your big sister uh i who knows what kind of nasty curse
07:15a
07:15cord could have just put on you just like in my song
07:18people and children with the dances and the trances you guys there's no such thing as curses
07:25well that's interesting to hear coming from miss magic pants herself
07:29my magic real magic comes from within it's a skill you're born with curses are artificial fake magic
07:36it's conjured with potions and incantations while smoke and mirrors meant to scare
07:41but curses have no real power they're just an old ponytail just you wait twilight you're gonna learn
07:48learn that some ponytails really are true
07:57she's an evil enchantress she doesn't look fancy
08:00beware beware
08:04if you look deep in her eyes she will put you in transit
08:08yeah was that supposed to scare us
08:10we can see some curse then what will she do
08:14just you wait twilight some ponytails really are true
08:31uh what a dream curses schmerces whoa maybe zikora cursed my hair
08:45or she cursed my horn
08:50no no no no no no none of these books have a cure
08:55uh there has to be a real reason for this an illness an allergy a curse i said a real
09:02reason
09:02something that points to something real how about this one supernaturals spike the word supernatural
09:11refers to things like ghosts and spirits and zombies which are as make-believers curses this book is just a
09:17bunch
09:17of hooey but what if you're wrong twilight what if this really is a a purse how could it be
09:25a purse
09:26pinky what happened
09:28this is a surprise
09:30this is a surprise
09:32hey say it don't spray it pinky
09:34ow
09:36ow
09:37ow
09:38she's trying to say
09:40ow
09:40zikora
09:41ow
09:41she thought this ball was a
09:43ow
09:44curse
09:45i'm afraid i'm afraid i have to agree
09:49i hate to say i told you so twilight but i told you so
09:55it's a curse i tells you
09:57but fluttershy seems just fine
10:01yes there doesn't seem to be a thing wrong with her
10:04fluttershy are you okay
10:08is there something wrong with you
10:11would you care to tell us
10:14so you're not gonna tell us
10:17yes you're not or yes you will
10:20good grady girl what's wrong with you
10:24i don't want to talk about it
10:28this is hilarious
10:31look at all of you we got harity
10:34rainbow crush
10:35spitty pie
10:36apple toony
10:37flutter guy
10:38and uh
10:41i got nothing
10:43twirly sparkle
10:43i mean seriously i can't even work with that
10:47this is no joke spike
10:48now start looking for more books so i can find a cure
10:57i think we'll find the cure to this curse at zikora's place
11:01it's not a curse
11:03i agree with dash
11:05we'll go to zikora's and force her to remove this hex
11:08it's not a hex either
11:15this is all my fault
11:17if i hadn't followed zikora in the first place none of this would have happened
11:21i just gotta fix this
11:24now where does she think she's going this time
11:29i don't care what you say twilight it's time to pony up and confront zikora
11:34come on girls are you with me
11:36i am
11:37and i as well
11:39oh i don't know seems awfully dangerous
11:45how about you applejack
11:47applejack
11:51some pony stepped on her
11:55or sat on her
11:59where are his hair
12:01oh oh pinky what are you doing
12:04really a personal space
12:09apple bloom is gone too
12:10i bet they went after zikora
12:12well we better go find them
12:15come on girls
12:16let's go
12:16oh dear oh this is so unseemly
12:21oh
12:21hey a little help here
12:24oopsie sorry
12:29ow
12:31uh spike
12:33are you coming
12:35no
12:35nope
12:36uh
12:37gotta stay here and look for a cure
12:41twilight flopple
12:46stop right there
12:50turn around right now missy
12:54no
12:55no
12:56you can't ignore a direct order from your big sister
13:02sorry applejack but i'm the big sister now
13:07apple bloom you come back here right this instant
13:10i'm gonna tell big mackintosh on you
13:14oh
13:14i want feathers
13:18come on girls we've got to get to zikora's hurry
13:25easier said than done
13:26hey wait for me
13:36rainbow thanks celestia there's no time to lose
13:43i need to get to zikora's pronto
13:46giddy up pony excuse me
13:53what the
13:54no rainbow dash
13:56other way
14:03oh
14:04i look horrible
14:06blue
14:07please look horrible
14:08oh my that place really does look horrible
14:14nice decorations if you like creepy
14:35oh
14:35she stole your song
14:37oh pinky doesn't sound anything like your song
14:42hmm
14:49she's an evil enchantress and she does evil dances
14:53and if you look deep in her eyes she will put you in trances
14:57then what would she do she'll mix up an evil brew
15:00then she'll gobble you up in a big tasty stew
15:05so
15:05so
15:06watch out
15:07you saw those terrible things now do you believe us twilight
15:13scary looking masks confusing incantations and a great big bubbling caldron
15:18Oh, everything is pointing to Zecora being bad.
15:23Or, what if Zecora's just making soup?
15:28Mmm, the perfect temperature for ponies, I presume.
15:33Now, where is that little apple bloom?
15:37Or, what if she's making apple bloom soup?
15:42What if she's making apple bloom soup?
15:49Oh, I'm coming for you, apple bloom.
15:52Oh, that is in the rock.
15:56Whoa, that is in the rock.
15:58Here you go, Crash.
16:00Oh, my leg is a robot.
16:02My leg, my leg.
16:04What have you done with apple bloom?
16:06No, no, my leg.
16:18Oh, my leg.
16:22Ponies, what is this?
16:25No, you know not what you do.
16:28You've gone and spilled my precious broom.
16:31We're on to you, Zecora.
16:33I didn't want to believe that you cursed us, but the evidence is overwhelming.
16:37You made me look ridiculous.
16:39You made me sound ridiculous.
16:44You ruined my horn.
16:46How dare you?
16:47You destroy my home, destroy my work, then rudely accuse me of being a jerk?
16:54You put this curse on us, now you're gonna uncurse us.
16:57It is unwise to venture down this road.
17:00Your actions will make my anger explode.
17:03Where is apple bloom?
17:07Zecora, I think I found all the things you asked for.
17:10What in ponyville is going on here?
17:14Apple bloom, you're okay.
17:17Why wouldn't I be?
17:18Because Zecora is an evil enchantress who cursed us and was gonna cook you up into soup.
17:24Oh, Twilight, did those silly feelies finally get in your head?
17:29You know there's no such thing as a curse.
17:31Apple bloom, sweetie, you can't just stand there and tell me this isn't a curse.
17:36This isn't a curse.
17:38If you will remember back, the words I spoke were quite exact.
17:43Beware, beware you pony folk.
17:46Those leaves of blue are not a joke.
17:50It was a warning about that blue plant.
17:53It's called poison joke.
17:55That plant is much like poison oak, but its results are like a joke.
18:01What in the hay does that mean?
18:03It means this plant does not breed wrath.
18:06Instead, this plant just wants a laugh.
18:10Will somepony please talk normal?
18:12I think what she's saying is that when we ran into save apple bloom, we ran into the poison joke.
18:19All our problems are just little jokes that played on us.
18:22Little jokes?
18:24Very funny.
18:25Okay, fine.
18:26But what about the cauldron?
18:28And the chanting?
18:30And the creepy decor.
18:32Treasures of the native land where I am from, this one speaks hello, and this welcome.
18:39Not welcoming at all, if you ask me.
18:42The words I chanted were from olden times, something you call a nursery rhyme.
18:47But the cauldron, the apple bloom soup?
18:51Looky here, Twilight.
18:53That pot of water wasn't for me.
18:55It was for all these herbal ingredients.
18:57The cure for poison joke is a simple old natural remedy.
19:00You just gotta take a bubble bath.
19:03But I tried to find a cure in all my books and couldn't find anything.
19:07What book has this natural remedy?
19:09Here is the book, you see?
19:12Sad that you lack it in your library.
19:15Actually, I do have this book.
19:18But I didn't look inside because the title was so... weird.
19:23Supernaturals.
19:24Natural remedies and cure-alls that are simply super.
19:28I... I...
19:29I'm so sorry, Zikora.
19:31I had the answer the whole time, if only I'd bothered to look inside.
19:37Maybe next time, you will take a second look and not judge the cover of the book.
19:44Zikora, would you be kind enough to mix up another batch of the herbal bath?
19:48Mix it up?
19:49I certainly will.
19:51Yet I am missing an herb from Ponyville.
19:54But whenever Zikora comes to town, all the shops are mysteriously closed.
19:59Oh, well.
20:00I think we can help you with that.
20:05Look, Rose.
20:07How awful.
20:08The wicked enchantress has cursed them all.
20:11The horror.
20:12The horror.
20:13Ah!
20:14Ah!
20:15Ah!
20:15I'm going to get it, guys.
20:17Run, Rose.
20:18Run!
20:23Daisy, we need to talk.
20:27Dear Princess Celestia, my friends and I all learned an important lesson this week.
20:32Never judge a book by its color.
20:34Someone may look unusual or funny or scary, but you have to look past that and learn who
20:40they are inside.
20:41Real friends don't care what your cover is.
20:43It's the contents of a pony that count.
20:46And a good friend, like a good book, is something that will last forever.
20:49Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.
20:53Miss Zikora, I would love to get the recipe for this bath.
20:57It's simply luxurious.
21:00Applejack!
21:01Hey, where's Applejack?
21:05I'm right here, little sis.
21:08I ain't tiny no more.
21:09Oh, I have never felt so lovely in all my life.
21:15Oh, my gosh!
21:16I never realized how horrible it is not to be able to talk.
21:18I mean, I love talking to the person when I couldn't talk anymore and my tongue was
21:20all...
21:21It was the worst!
21:23Don't you agree, Fluttershy?
21:26Yes.
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