00:00BIRDS CHIRP
00:37Oh, my God.
01:07The citizens of Papadopoulos, this is Mayor Bumper speaking.
01:14We are under a major robot attack.
01:22Robot attack!
01:24As long as I am Mayor, the robots will never take over this city without a permit.
01:34All attacking robots have to fill out these forms first, then quadruplicate.
01:43Never mind.
01:45We're doomed!
01:47If only Sonic the Hedgehog were here!
01:50You called.
01:52I heard you have a few huge robots you need taken care of.
01:58You got a problem, Pipsqueak?
02:00Whoa!
02:02Look at the size of him!
02:04This is gonna be trickier than I thought.
02:10Oh, new orders! We give up! Attack cancel!
02:16They're retreating!
02:17That's just plain weird.
02:19The only guy who could call off a robot attack like that is...
02:23Attention, beloved citizens of Mobius.
02:26Dr. Robotic!
02:29I appear today to make an historic announcement.
02:33I have decided to announce my retirement.
02:37Effective immediately.
02:39What?
02:40No way!
02:42Yes way.
02:44I hereby forsake all nefarious activities to live a life of devotion to...
02:50My mother.
02:51Poor dear.
02:53Poor dear.
02:53She's so old and feeble now, she can barely speak.
02:57In honor of my retirement, I'd like to present myself with this gold watch.
03:04I have a little something engraved.
03:07To Dr. Robotnik.
03:10From Dr. Robotnik, with love.
03:14How thoughtful of me.
03:16Well, goodbye Mobius.
03:18I'll miss all the little people I've trampled on the way up.
03:22And Hedgehog.
03:24Hedgehog?
03:25You, Sonic.
03:27Yeah.
03:28I'm waiting.
03:31I think I'll miss you most of all.
03:36Farewell, Mobius!
03:38And, uh...
03:41Peace!
03:45What was that all about?
03:47I don't know.
03:48Do you think he means it?
03:50Retiring to spend time with Mama?
03:52I don't think so.
03:54Come on.
03:55Let's find out what our old pal Robotnik is really up to.
04:00You mean we just ring the doorbell?
04:03What if it's a trap?
04:05Then we escape.
04:08But this way we'll know for sure if he's really retired.
04:12Boopsy!
04:12Answer that infernal bell!
04:14It's giving me a headache!
04:16Yes, Mama!
04:18And bring me some tea!
04:19And cookies!
04:21And fish cakes!
04:22And don't forget the hot water bottle!
04:24Yes, Mama!
04:27Sonic the Hedgehog!
04:29Sonic the Hedgehog!
04:30Oh, joy!
04:32Sonic the Hedgehog!
04:34My old nemesis!
04:37And your little friend Tails, too!
04:41What a pleasant surprise!
04:43Come in!
04:44Come in!
04:47Can I offer you something to eat?
04:52Tea?
04:53Sure!
04:55Tea?
04:56No, thanks.
04:57Oh, it's not poison, you know.
05:00The old Robotnik probably would have poisoned it.
05:04But now, I just love sharing a cozy hot cup of Lapsang Souchong tea.
05:10Boopsy!
05:11You nincompoop!
05:13You're spilling the tea!
05:14Hey!
05:15Oh, I'm sorry, Mama.
05:16Here, I'll wipe it up for you.
05:22Wow.
05:23Okay, I've seen enough.
05:25Thanks for all the good times, Robotnik.
05:27It's been real.
05:29Come on, Tails.
05:30We're out of here.
05:31Just a sec, Sonic.
05:33These fish cakes are pretty good!
05:35Yay!
05:43You gotta make a move or what?
05:46Okay.
05:47Oops.
05:47No.
05:49I'm waiting.
05:51Alright already.
05:53There!
05:55Boy, this retirement stuff is for slow-mo's.
05:58Hello!
06:00There you are.
06:01I've been looking all over for you boys.
06:04Mayor Fumfer?
06:06Greetings and felicitations, board heroes.
06:10In thanks for saving our town, we gratefully present you with the key to the city.
06:18Gee, thanks.
06:20And also this.
06:22That is, if you're interested.
06:25What is it?
06:26Courtesy of the Last Resort Travel Agency, a Supersonic Action Adventures Thrill Seekers Holiday Tour Package.
06:35For two.
06:37Coolamundo!
06:39We'll take it!
06:41Sounds radical.
06:43What's the catch?
06:45No catch.
06:46Just a token of our gratitude for your years of fighting that terrible Dr. Robotnik.
06:54Nah.
06:55I don't think it's such a good idea.
06:57Robotnik could still be trouble.
06:59But he's retired, hasn't he?
07:01Well, yeah.
07:03So he says, but I...
07:04Oh, come on, Sonic. Robotnik's history.
07:08And you're going nutso, just hanging out all the time.
07:11You need a vacation.
07:14I don't know.
07:16Please?
07:18Okay, okay.
07:19Yahoo!
07:20When do we leave?
07:23Your holiday begins right now.
07:27You'll water ski aboard this autopiloted, 220 bazillion horsepower, fully equipped hydrofoil to the beautiful island resort of San Pellegroso.
07:41Once there, your personal tour director will lead you on a two-day rendezvous with adventure!
07:50Cool!
07:52Climb on board, boys.
07:59Thanks, Mayor Bumper!
08:01Bon voyage!
08:03Farewell!
08:04Goodbye, and good riddance.
08:11Robot secret agent Fumper here.
08:14The hedgehog bought it, your male agency.
08:16He's on his way to the island now.
08:19Ah, excellent work, Fumper.
08:22You're fired!
08:24Fired? Why?
08:26I did my job perfectly!
08:28Exactly!
08:30That's why I don't need you anymore!
08:35The most fabulously fiendish of all my fiendish plots is Hatched.
08:41And Sonic's little trip to the last resort will be the vacation to end all vacations.
08:55Yahoo!
08:58Great vacation, huh, Sonic?
09:02Yahoo!
09:12I don't know why we didn't do this a long time ago, little bro!
09:16Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
09:20The hedgehog's overhead!
09:22Activate the tidal wave machine!
09:23Ha ha! Ha ha!
09:24Yes!
09:28Showabunga, dude!
09:35Yes, sir! This vacation gig is way past cool!
09:42Tidal wave!
09:44Tidal wave!
09:45What?
09:46Tidal wave!
09:48Try a wave?
09:49Sounds like a plan to me, little bud.
09:52No!
09:54Tidal wave!
09:57Wave!
09:59Google us!
10:01Oh, that miserable hedgehog!
10:03Come on, we'll get him this time!
10:05Activate the hydroflow bisector blade!
10:10Dices, dices, F-6 hedgehog!
10:13Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
10:17Uh-oh!
10:21Woo-hoo! It worked! Release the choppers!
10:24Ha ha ha ha ha!
10:26Aye, aye, Captain! Chopper's away!
10:29Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
10:31Hey, Tails, remember those fish cakes we ate at Robotnik's?
10:35Yeah?
10:38Well, it looks like it's our turn to be fish food!
10:47What do we do, Sonic?
10:49We came here to water ski, right?
10:51So I'm gonna water ski!
10:56Bullseye!
10:57Whoops! Look out!
11:00Get along, little doggies!
11:02Yippee-ki-yo-ki-yay!
11:06Yee-haw! Ride em, Sonic!
11:11Huh? Sonic's okay!
11:14We blew it!
11:18Land ho!
11:25Nice speed run, amigo!
11:27But you lost some style points on the dismount!
11:32Greetings, adventurers!
11:33And welcome to San Pellegrosso and The Last Resort!
11:40Who are you?
11:42I'm Guido!
11:44Your personal tour guide through monitor at All Round Happening Dude!
11:49Enjoy the ride here!
11:52Yuck!
11:54What's the story with those chompers?
11:57They're Robotnik's toys!
11:59Robotnik?
12:00Didn't you hear? He's retired, man!
12:03We picked up those bots cheap at a garage sale!
12:07But...
12:08No time to chat, friends!
12:10You're late for your first adventure!
12:14Wide water kayaking!
12:18Totally cool!
12:20Now you're talking!
12:22Boo!
12:24Hey! What gives?
12:26That's what makes it so exciting!
12:35Robo-waging Guido here!
12:37Sonic and Tails are coming your way, Scratch!
12:40Maybe!
12:43Oh!
12:48This is the good life!
12:50Living on the edge, never knowing what's around the next bend!
12:58Ah!
12:59This is the good life!
13:01Knowing exactly what's around the next bend!
13:04Activate the riverbed of nails!
13:07Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
13:09Activating!
13:12Oh, let's see how the hedgehog likes that set of spines!
13:17Ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:17Hmm!
13:18Come on, Tails!
13:19Quit being a slow-mo!
13:21Huh?
13:21Look out, Tails!
13:23It's a...
13:24Waterfall!
13:31Now this is my idea of a...
13:35Good time!
13:37Hmm?
13:43Sonic!
13:44Help!
13:51Help!
13:55With a little help, they'll rock the road!
14:04Hey, all the water's gone!
14:09No!
14:10The water's not gone, Ratchet Head!
14:12It was just stopped up for a while!
14:14See?
14:15Here it comes now!
14:18Oh, good!
14:19I was getting worried!
14:21Wow!
14:23That was exciting, wasn't it, Sonic?
14:25Yeah, maybe too exciting.
14:28I'm beginning to wonder about this place.
14:30No time to wonder, chums!
14:33Gotta keep those spills and chills coming at you!
14:36You won't have any fun!
14:38You two wild men are gonna climb El Capital!
14:43Here's your rope.
14:45I don't need a rope.
14:46I go up mountains.
14:49The easy way!
14:51But this is different, amigos!
14:54First of all, El Capital is an active volcano!
15:00And second, you're gonna be climbing it from the inside.
15:10They're in, guys.
15:12Blast when ready.
15:13Whoa!
15:14Help!
15:15Help!
15:21You're sinking!
15:25This place is treacherous!
15:28Yeah, I like it!
15:30Only one way out.
15:32Straight up.
15:38Alley-o!
15:42Rounder!
15:43I love this plan!
15:45Me too!
15:46That ledge they're about to reach is packed full of dynamite!
15:49Yeah!
15:50And as soon as they reach the ledge...
15:52Blam!
15:53A chug hash!
15:55Shocker of bonding will be so proud of us!
16:02Ah!
16:03Look out!
16:04A fireball!
16:05If you can't stand the heat, beep beep!
16:12Did we get him?
16:13I don't know!
16:14I can't see through all the falling rocks!
16:20Yeah...
16:21I see what you mean.
16:24Not bad for one day, huh, little bro?
16:27Yeah!
16:28I can't wait till tomorrow!
16:31Bundy jumping and skydiving!
16:33Come on!
16:34Last one down the slope's a slow-mo!
16:38You still haven't gotten Sonic?
16:41Um, no, your supreme cruelness, sir!
16:45What about all my evilly genius traps?
16:48Ah!
16:49The hedgehog seems to be enjoying them!
16:52I arrange an all-expenses-paid adventure holiday for the hedgehog,
16:57and he has the unmitigated goal...
17:00to have fun?!
17:02I hate that hedgehog!
17:06Well, Bubbler, is that pesky Sonic taken care of?
17:11Uh, not yet, Mama.
17:13Well, hurry up!
17:15My coins are killing me, and you've got a planet to conquer!
17:19Yes, Mama.
17:21What adventures are left on Sonic's schedule?
17:25Uh, skydiving!
17:27Ha-ha-ha-ha!
17:29Skydiving!
17:30Perfectly perilous!
17:31I'm coming out of retirement to personally see to it that Sonic bites the big cupcake!
17:37Hey! What about us?
17:39We're not fired, are we?
17:41No, of course not!
17:42You two are too incompetent to be fired.
17:46You have to stay here and take care of Mama.
17:49Not that!
17:50Anything but that!
17:52Now, who wants to iron my girdle?
17:56We-hey!
17:58We wanna be fired!
18:00I thought we were supposed to be bungee jumping next.
18:04Change of plans.
18:06We're going straight for the big cheese,
18:08jumping out of a plane at 12,000 feet!
18:13Too bad.
18:14I was all ready for bungee jumping.
18:17Have fun, Thrill Seekers.
18:19Your pilot will take good care of you.
18:25Oh, I'll take care of them, all right.
18:31Just like I took care of Sonic's parachute.
18:37Okay, Thrill Seekers!
18:3912,000 feet!
18:41Time to jump!
18:43That voice sounds familiar.
18:46It's Robotnik!
18:48Robotnik?
18:49Yeah, but don't sweat it.
18:52Let's have some fun, son.
18:55You sure, Sonic?
18:57One, two, three, go!
19:01Yahoo!
19:02Yeah!
19:03This is one time the hedgehog won't get away.
19:07I'll put the plane on autopilot.
19:11And follow them so I can watch their unhappy landings.
19:166,000 feet!
19:18Roll the red cord!
19:20Oh, no!
19:21My parachute's been sabotaged!
19:24Mine, too!
19:26Your chutes are shot, you miserable puss!
19:30Now I am free to conquer Morbius!
19:37Do me a favor, Tails.
19:38Unzip my pack.
19:39Now take that hook and attach it to the plank.
19:42Okay!
19:55I had a feeling.
19:56Those bungee cords might come in handy.
20:11I had a feeling.
20:13I think he should be here by now with my payoff.
20:17No!
20:21Oh, yeah!
20:22Here he comes!
20:24Oh, no.
20:26Oh!
20:32I hate that hedgehog!
20:38All right!
20:40That was fun!
20:41But come on, Tails.
20:42We're burning daylight.
20:47Where are we going, Sonic?
20:49Any place there's adventure.
20:50Yippee!
20:52Here we go again!
21:00I think I'll go exploring before Sonic wakes up.
21:05Tails, where are you, little bro?
21:09Hi, Sonic.
21:10What you looking for?
21:12Well, you didn't tell me where you were going.
21:14I was worried about you.
21:16Always tell your parent or guardian where you're going and when you'll be back.
21:20It's not safe to wander off alone, and it's not fair to make someone worry about you.
21:54I think that's all great play off the game.
21:55What makes some plan for Sonic?
21:55Cookie Jar!
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