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00:30Ever since you declared your love for me, I've been the happiest carbon-based multi-celled life-form this side
00:34of the Milky Way.
00:37Steve, I didn't declare my love for you.
00:40When you started seeing Myra, you stopped coming over here.
00:43And amazingly, I sort of missed you, but only as a friend.
00:46Well, you know, friendship is the first step to love.
00:51Do you know what comes next?
00:53A restraining order.
00:55Well, actually, I was thinking we could start a dating.
01:02Well, don't say yes yet.
01:04Well, let's go first and I'll do it with a serenade like nobody has ever offered to my beloved woman.
01:16Body march.
01:18Hello?
01:23No.
01:25No.
01:30No.
01:32No.
01:33No.
01:34No.
01:57The question is, darling.
02:11Are you going out with me?
02:13No.
02:18Steve, this is so beautiful and I'm touched.
02:22Sure?
02:23Yes, you can leave now.
03:03I don't even ask.
03:11Household items.
03:35Household items.
03:39Household items.
03:47Household items.
03:53Household items.
03:55Household items.
04:03Household items.
04:12Household items.
04:15Household items.
04:15This is a kind of sadistic game, isn't it?
04:18Household items.
04:19Make Car wait for his baby like a fool.
04:24Household items.
04:24Household items.
04:25Household items.
04:26Household items.
04:39Harry, I don't understand why you're taking so long.
04:42I've been home for 20 minutes and look at me, all dressed up.
04:47You've been up there for over an hour and a half and you're...
04:51Careful.
04:52Sensational.
04:54Carl, I take longer because I have to fix my hair.
04:58Uh! Uh! Yeah!
05:01As if I didn't have hair.
05:04You said it, I didn't.
05:06What? Let's see, what? What?
05:08Look, you can't compare a woman with a lot of hair on her head to a man who...
05:13...it doesn't have.
05:16Are you saying, Harriet, that I'm losing my hair?
05:20It's not lost, it's at the bottom of the drain.
05:26Ha ha ha!
05:30Oh! That's very funny, Harriet!
05:33You should go on the TV joke contest.
05:36Your hair was going to fall out!
05:38Oh, come on, Carl! Leave him alone!
05:41I'm sorry, but the issue of my hair loss makes me very nervous.
05:46Honey, relax, your hair isn't falling out.
05:49You don't have it anymore.
06:09Ballon!
06:12I forgot the pasta at home.
06:14Hey Waldo, lend me five bucks, I'm a little short!
06:16I'll lend them to you.
06:18But don't ask me for them later.
06:40Hello, my sexy Steven.
06:44Maíra, what are you doing here?
06:45I don't want your delicious body filled with cafeteria food.
06:50Well, today's food isn't so bad.
06:53Today's special dish is pork with cauliflower.
06:58That pig didn't cut himself.
07:00No, no, no, no, you're coming with me.
07:02I've prepared a delicious picnic.
07:06Oh!
07:08What a sight!
07:10A cute little thing calling Urkel sexy.
07:14Oh, that's great!
07:16I didn't know that pork with cauliflower was flordisiac.
07:25Well, I'm glad you came, Mayra.
07:27Because we need to discuss our relationships.
07:29And it seems to me that this smells fishy.
07:36Seasoned with Chinese chili and black pepper.
07:41What are you like, you sinful girl?
07:43I know.
07:45Oyster?
07:46No!
07:48Profiteroles!
07:50Mayra, enough, enough.
07:52We need to talk.
07:54Of course, you have it in that enormous mind of yours.
07:58Yes, I'm a bit stubborn.
08:01But I can't keep lying to you, profiterole.
08:06I appreciate you, Mayra.
08:09But I'm in love with another woman.
08:11Laura Winslow.
08:12Ah, Steven, you're so funny when you're wrong.
08:18That?
08:19Why do you say I'm wrong?
08:22Laura Winslow touches you as if you were a violin.
08:25She has made you so dizzy that you think you love her.
08:29But that's not true.
08:31Oh, no?
08:32No.
08:34There's only one woman for you, Steven.
08:38That?
08:40And are you looking at her?
08:51Would you like some fondue?
09:00Oh, oh, oh, what do you think, Barry?
09:02Your tradition?
09:02This wig will make you the center of attention.
09:05What do you say?
09:06Trust me.
09:06People are going to notice Karen Winslow.
09:22A mirror, a mirror.
09:24I'm dying to see how I am.
09:27Hello.
09:31Barry, I look like Rita Marley.
09:35Oh yes, she needs to lose weight.
09:40Wait.
09:42Try this little touch.
09:44Let's see.
09:50Now I look like Rita Marley's driver.
09:58Yes, it was handed to her on a silver platter.
10:06Hey, it's Rita Marley.
10:14No, it isn't.
10:16He is my father.
10:17What became of your father, Rita Marley?
10:22Barry, this is my son Edward.
10:24And that's his brilliant friend Waldo.
10:27The advertisement for your van is very nice.
10:30Death to bald men.
10:32Death to the bald one.
10:39Mr. Winslow.
10:41My uncle Adolfo went bald.
10:45But since I didn't want to buy any more hair,
10:47His hamster solved the problem for him.
10:51Your hamster?
10:52Yeah.
10:53He trained him to stay still on his bald head.
10:58Cal, do you want us to try another wig?
11:02My head is in his hands.
11:04Surprise me.
11:23Hey, Dad, do you look like James Brown?
11:27No no.
11:28No no.
11:28No no.
11:40No no.
11:57Is the chair occupied?
11:59Yeah
12:00You said it!
12:04How are things going with Mayra?
12:06The little Mason is stuck to me like a Venezuelan limpet in heat
12:16Laura Whistler is a barracuda
12:24We're already here
12:27I walked all the way here from my private school to have lunch with my sweetheart.
12:31And what do I see when I arrive?
12:34That you are seducing him with your wicked ways
12:37I'm not interested in any scandals, honey.
12:42Last
12:44Steve Burkle is my Moorish skewer
12:47Stay away from him if you don't want to get burned
12:52Okay, that's enough, I can't stand you anymore
12:58Oh, really?
12:59I've tried to be kind, I've tried to be patient
13:02If you don't understand it the easy way, I'm going to have to tell you the hard way.
13:06You're worse than a pimple on my ass
13:11But mine isn't deformed.
13:15Do you want to give it a little taste, a little nibble?
13:21Maira
13:22Apologize
13:24Because?
13:25Because they exist
13:27Forget it
13:28However, I will apologize for the mashed potatoes you have in your hair.
13:33What mashed potatoes?
13:45This mashed potato
13:48I'm sorry
13:55Apology accepted
13:56And now I have to apologize for the jam you have in your cleavage.
14:17Girls, girls
14:19This food exchange is deplorable.
14:21Although, come to think of it, I really like it.
14:30Laura, all that apology has probably made me thirsty
14:37How about ordering a strawberry milkshake for me?
14:42Or better yet, for you
14:57Mayra
14:59I think you're ready for dessert.
15:02What would you think?
15:04A delicious cake?
15:05No, no, no
15:06Quiet
15:07No no
15:12Some more
15:27This has gone too far.
15:30No, girls
15:44Chaos
16:00Chaos
16:14Hello, nymph
16:17Hi, Steve
16:20Hi, Mayra
16:23Thanks to you, I have to work in the cafeteria for two weeks.
16:28Thanks to you, I've been grounded and can't leave the house; they stole my boyfriend.
16:31God
16:32That?
16:32Do you want a fight?
16:33Only if you want to
16:34Girls, girls, girls, girls, please
16:38Enough, enough
16:39I said enough is enough
16:41This has gone too far.
16:44Look, this is a very tricky problem
16:47And it requires a very tricky solution.
16:51Fortunately, you have an expert in front of you.
16:55Do you have a plan?
16:56Yeah
16:57I'll go out with Mayra again
16:59Good!
17:02Nothing serious
17:03Just holding hands
17:05And the occasional kiss
17:07Let's begin now
17:09Wait, Mayra
17:13Let's see
17:13I'm going to be very frank
17:15So listen carefully
17:17I'm trying to stay friends with Laura
17:20And if she gives me the slightest sign that I can win her heart
17:25We left it at that
17:26I understand
17:31That seems fine to me
17:32Me too
17:34Great
17:35Okay, now I want you both to bury the hatchets.
17:39Come on, shake hands.
17:48That's what I like to see.
17:49You will become good friends
17:53Esther will never come back to you, Laura
17:56As soon as I taste my candy
17:58She'll forget about her clingy neighbor
18:03I'm happy for you, Mayra
18:06It's nice to see that a clumsy girl like you has found a good guy
18:14Careful
18:15We're going to mess it up.
18:20Let's go, Steven
18:22Do you want us to skip class?
18:25And ruin my little school attendance record?
18:31Can we hook up?
18:32Street, street
18:33Be quiet!
18:43Be quiet!
18:44We're already ten minutes late.
18:46Just a second!
18:47I'm almost there!
18:50And Harriet!
18:51And Harriet!
18:52The Cavs have won!
18:54Great
18:54Did you have a good time?
18:55Mule quantity!
18:56They hit a home run and the grandmother caught the ball
19:02I don't want to brag
19:04I signed autographs on the way out.
19:07Watch out, here I come!
19:29Good
19:31What do you think?
19:33How beautiful!
19:34Hey!
19:35That's the final straw!
19:36How odd!
19:39Has his hair grown overnight?
19:42Richie, let's prepare dinner
19:44But how did he grow up so depressed?
19:46Why has he grown up so depressed?
19:47Because she eats a lot of spinach
19:50Okay, Harriet
19:51Seriously, huh?
19:53What do you think?
19:55Alright
19:56Yeah?
19:57Very good
19:57Really?
19:58Really, very good
19:59What I particularly like is the profile
20:05There it is, hair on both sides
20:11Harriet
20:14You don't like it
20:16Carl, it's not that I don't like him
20:18But I'll have to get used to it
20:20Get used to it?
20:21Wow, you say it like it's a kidney stone.
20:25Well, you've caught me by surprise.
20:27I didn't know you wanted a wig
20:29And I didn't want to.
20:30I did it for you
20:33Do you remember the other night?
20:34You made fun of my hair
20:37Honey, I didn't mean to do it
20:38It was just a joke
20:39Yes, yes, but
20:41If you said it, it's because you realized it.
20:44Of course I've noticed
20:45Just as I realize
20:46That I'm getting gray hairs
20:48And I have these little ones
20:50Caterpillars
20:53Carl
20:54If you want the wig
20:55Because that makes you feel better
20:57Then great!
20:59But don't do it for me.
21:00Because I love you
21:01Because of who you are
21:02And just as you are
21:04A kiss
21:05A kiss
21:11The truth
21:12This rat is
21:14Very annoyed
21:15It also smells like carpet.
21:17My aunt's dog
21:20Very handsome
21:21Come on, gorgeous
21:35Yeah
21:35Yep!
21:38Yep!
21:39Yep!
21:40Thank you!
21:41Yep!
21:42Yep!
21:45Yep!
21:46Yep!
22:00Yep!
22:23Thanks for watching the video
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