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00:04If someone wanted proof that Judge Mary Gallagher had a sense of humor, all they needed to do
00:12was watch her pronounce sentence for the slumlord who refused to fix a furnace.
00:18You have to live in your own tenement for a month, starting in December.
00:24The woman who threw a phone at her maid.
00:27You will clean Mrs. Garcia's home for the next six weeks.
00:30And yes, you will do windows.
00:33For the high school coach who made lewd remarks to a cheerleader.
00:37At the next school assembly, you will perform a cheer in uniform.
00:41And I'd shave those legs if I were you.
00:46And then there was the case of the housewife who shot her neighbor.
00:53So she just popped up in my window and I fired.
00:57It was an accident.
00:58Liar!
00:58It was no accident!
01:00She wanted me dead.
01:01I did not!
01:02At least not then.
01:04As you can see, Your Honor, this is an unfortunate situation.
01:06It's a mess is what it is.
01:08I assume there's some history here.
01:10She once dated my husband.
01:11She stole him from me.
01:12Stole?
01:14He came screaming back like he was running from a fire.
01:17Enough.
01:19I take it you're the man in question?
01:24Yes, Your Honor.
01:26I could see shooting someone over you.
01:32Okay, I'm going to rule now.
01:35My inclination is to avoid giving out jail time in this case.
01:40I object.
01:41Overruled.
01:42However, a firearm was discharged and there are consequences for that.
01:48Your Honor, before you hand down your ruling, may I say something?
01:51Make it quick.
01:52I already find you uninteresting.
01:57Not only did Susan shoot me at point-blank range,
02:02she trashed me to all of my friends and neighbors,
02:05telling them I was some kind of crazy-stalking nut.
02:08Is that true?
02:10Have you been trashing her?
02:16I never said nut.
02:18I said loon.
02:22Mm-hmm.
02:26Mrs. Delfino.
02:30Okay, I trashed her a little.
02:34But what I said was true, and that's free speech.
02:37You can't punish me for that.
02:42Yes, when it came to sentencing,
02:45Judge Mary Gallagher had a sense of humor.
02:51But not everyone.
02:59There is a coffee shop in Fairview.
03:03It's known as a place where you can read your morning paper.
03:07Where you can meet your friends.
03:11Where you can bump into your neighbors.
03:15Whether you want to or not.
03:23Hi.
03:30Boy, I hope they have decaf today.
03:32Last time I was here, they were out,
03:33so I had to have regular,
03:34and got so wired I didn't sleep all night.
03:37Did that happen to you?
03:40Seriously?
03:41You think I'm going to make small talk with you?
03:44Excuse me?
03:47I know you slept with my husband.
03:51Oh.
03:52So I'm thinking we're past the chit-chat stage.
04:00I am so sorry.
04:05Let me tell you how shame works.
04:08When you see the wife or the guy you banged,
04:10you don't make conversation.
04:12You don't even smile and say hi.
04:14You avert your gaze,
04:15and you blush.
04:19Not if you understand.
04:24Here's your mocha latte.
04:25That'll be $3.50.
04:27It's on her.
04:28She owes me.
04:36Hey.
04:39You're going to be late for class.
04:41Dad?
04:42All my clothes are too tight.
04:44I had to borrow yours.
04:45I was going to wear that shirt today.
04:47Well, when you're hiding
04:48your fourth month of pregnancy with twins,
04:50you can have it back.
04:51What do you think?
04:52I'm still attracted to you in men's clothes.
04:55Is that weird?
04:57All I need is to pull this off for two more days.
04:59You should have told Carlos two months ago.
05:03There's no way he won't be furious when he finds out.
05:05Tom, I may be wearing men's clothes,
05:08but I am not an idiot.
05:10I've got this.
05:11Terrence Henderson and I are about to close
05:13the biggest deal in the history
05:14of this company.
05:16Once Carlos sees how great Terrence is,
05:18he'll see the work can still get done
05:19even when I'm on maternity leave.
05:21And you're sure this deal is going to close?
05:23Nope.
05:25That's why we need to keep our fingers crossed.
05:27Okay, now, wish me luck.
05:29Good luck.
05:31Now, come here, mister.
05:33I want to kiss you.
05:35Okay, now it's weird.
05:46Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
05:48Go ahead, my child.
05:50Well, I've been homeschooling my daughter
05:51and it's been a living hell.
05:53So I tried to bribe someone
05:54to get her into Catholic school.
05:56And, uh, what happened?
05:58Well, you tell me.
06:02Gabrielle, what are you doing?
06:03Oh, come on, Padre.
06:04You're the head of admissions
06:05and you've got a great school here,
06:06but there's a two-year waiting list.
06:09Put your money away.
06:11It's your money.
06:12Sleep with it for a while.
06:13See how it feels.
06:14No.
06:15I wish I could help,
06:16but my hands are tied.
06:18Oh, come on.
06:18I'm not asking you to part the Red Sea.
06:20Just find a spot for one kid
06:21in the second grade.
06:22Look, if a student were to withdraw,
06:24I might be able to move you
06:25to the top of the waiting list.
06:27Fantastic.
06:27But frankly, we tend to favor those
06:30who are more faithful.
06:31What does that mean?
06:33Well, I've noticed
06:34that you don't come to Mass very often.
06:38Oh, I hear you, Padre.
06:40You're okay with money
06:41as long as it comes in one of those
06:42little wicker baskets you pass around.
06:44No, that's not what I'm saying.
06:45Of course not.
06:46I realize it's dark in here,
06:47but just know I'm winking back.
06:55So your first opera
06:56is quite a milestone.
06:58Throw in last,
06:59and it's two milestones.
07:00Oh, stop.
07:01I saw you tear up
07:02at the end of act two.
07:03Only because I realized
07:04there was an act three.
07:07Madame Butterfly
07:08is Puccini's masterpiece.
07:10Didn't you enjoy it just a little?
07:13What about that scene
07:14when Butterfly tells her child
07:16not to feel sorrow
07:17for her mother's desertion?
07:19Didn't that make you feel anything?
07:21Actually,
07:23that's when you leaned forward
07:24and I saw a little peek
07:25of your boob.
07:26So I guess it made me feel horny.
07:28Carl, don't!
07:29Come on,
07:30it's a dark parking structure.
07:31People are just gonna think
07:32I'm mugging you.
07:33We agreed.
07:34No sex for a month.
07:35We need to find out
07:36if we can be together
07:37in a non-sexual manner.
07:38I'm serious.
07:40Can you keep your hands
07:40to yourself?
07:45Can I?
07:46Thanks to you,
07:46it's my only choice.
07:48Thanks.
07:58How was your business dinner?
08:01Oh, um,
08:02our bid was too high.
08:04It looks like
08:04they're gonna go
08:04with another caterer.
08:06What are you listening to?
08:08It's a new recording
08:09of Madame Butterfly.
08:31Isn't it glorious?
08:40It is.
08:41I should go to bed, Orson.
08:45Good night.
09:00All right, guys,
09:01you sign the lease
09:02and we'll pop the champagne.
09:03The Florida branch
09:04is officially a go.
09:06Terrific.
09:06So when do we get
09:07our branch manager?
09:08We have got somebody
09:09great lined up.
09:10We just need to finalize
09:11some things.
09:11We'll get back to you.
09:12Thanks.
09:13Who do we have lined up?
09:15Nobody.
09:15That's the thing
09:16we need to finalize.
09:17Oh.
09:17But today,
09:18we celebrate Lynette.
09:19You really hit this one
09:20out of the park.
09:21I gotta give credit
09:21where credit is due.
09:23Terrence did a lot
09:23of the heavy lifting
09:24on this one.
09:25I don't care if I embarrass him.
09:26This guy is a star.
09:28Strangely,
09:28I'm not embarrassed.
09:30Carlos,
09:30I didn't want to interrupt
09:31your phone call,
09:32but your wife is here.
09:34I just still had to wait
09:35in my office
09:35until we finished.
09:36You listen to me,
09:37Carlos Elise.
09:38I just came from
09:38St. Ursula
09:39and we've got big trouble.
09:40Do not blow me off.
09:43So according to
09:44the Catholic Church,
09:45we're not holy enough,
09:46but I have a feeling
09:47a big fat check
09:47might slap on a halo.
09:49How big?
09:50Well,
09:51something that'll make
09:51a priest say holy
09:52and mother in the same sentence.
09:53That should get her
09:54to the top of the waiting list.
09:56I'm not going to write
09:57a big check
09:57on the chance
09:58that it might get her in.
09:59Carlos!
10:00Gabby,
10:01I can't do this now.
10:02You know the problems
10:03that I'm facing
10:04trying to get
10:04the new Florida office
10:05up and running now,
10:06if you don't mind.
10:08Fine.
10:09Can I trouble you
10:10for five dollars?
10:11I'll buy Juanita a hairnet
10:12and prepare her
10:13for a future
10:13in the fast food industry.
10:20Hey!
10:21Hello!
10:22Gentlemen.
10:24What?
10:25A lot of people
10:25are wearing this style.
10:26Well,
10:27doesn't make it right.
10:28Hey,
10:29Gabby,
10:29I heard you mention
10:30St. Ursula's.
10:31It is worth the hassle.
10:32Our daughter Molly
10:33is in second grade.
10:34She loves it there.
10:36Oh,
10:37I didn't know Molly
10:37was in the same grade
10:38as Juanita.
10:39Yeah.
10:41Just excuse me
10:41for a second.
10:47Hey,
10:48that branch in Florida?
10:49I think I found our man.
10:52No, no, no.
10:53You can't send
10:54Terrence to Florida.
10:55You should take it
10:55as a compliment.
10:56You trained him well.
10:57Exactly.
10:57You can't send him away.
10:59What if you need him here?
11:00Why would I?
11:01I've got you.
11:02But,
11:04what if I was
11:05hit by a bus
11:05and I was
11:06put on bed rest
11:08for, say,
11:09three months?
11:10Who,
11:10who would cover for me?
11:13That's not gonna happen.
11:14Hey!
11:16You jinxed it now
11:17for sure.
11:18Some version of that
11:18is gonna happen.
11:20Lynette,
11:20it's done.
11:20We are sending
11:21Terrence to Florida.
11:22Oh,
11:22and I really like
11:23this new look
11:23that you've got going,
11:24but careful.
11:25Roberta in accounting
11:26asked if I thought
11:26you'd like to go
11:27bowling with her.
11:29Mm.
11:38Hi, Susan.
11:40Oh, God.
11:41Ah.
11:42What are you doing here?
11:44I was just having lunch
11:46with some friends
11:46who are not on a chain gang.
11:48Thought I'd stop by
11:49and say hi.
11:50You mean,
11:51stop by and gloat?
11:52Maybe a little.
11:54So,
11:55how's it going?
11:56Meeting anybody?
11:59They say the friends
12:00you make on the inside
12:01you'll have for life.
12:03Yes, Catherine.
12:04This all sucks.
12:05But you know what?
12:06At the end of the day,
12:08I go home to Mike,
12:10which means
12:10I won.
12:12It's big talk
12:13for a woman standing
12:14in an orange jumpsuit
12:15with blisters on her feet.
12:16Well,
12:17Mike will rub them
12:18when I go home,
12:18and for the record,
12:20I totally make this work.
12:21The fact that you think
12:23you look good in orange
12:24shows I'm not dealing
12:25with a rational person.
12:27Oh, by the way,
12:29you missed something.
12:31No, I didn't.
12:32Yeah, you did.
12:35Bye-bye.
12:37Hey!
12:38Come back here!
12:41She lit her.
12:42Shoot her.
12:43What a moron.
12:44I wish I'd caught
12:45her license plate number.
12:46She'd be sorry.
12:47Really?
12:49What kind of damage
12:50could you do
12:50with her home address?
12:51Yes!
13:01I missed something.
13:03I missed something.
13:18Did she get them all?
13:19You're supposed to eat it, not wear it.
13:21They call it crumb cake for a reason.
13:24Emily, can you steam me some 2% milk?
13:31Hey.
13:33Is it what happens when I'm five minutes late?
13:36What?
13:37The waitress with the hands.
13:39She was brushing crumbs off my shirt.
13:42What? The ones Julie missed?
13:43Oh, my God.
13:46Is this how it's gonna be every time I talk to a woman?
13:49Yeah, probably.
13:50Edge, I'm sorry.
13:52I don't know how many times I can say it.
13:55I'll do anything you want.
13:56I'll do couples therapy.
14:00Great idea.
14:02Let's tell somebody all our secrets,
14:03and then when we're cured, we can kill him.
14:05I don't know what you want.
14:11I want you to be the guy you used to be.
14:15The guy who saved my life, not the guy who destroyed it.
14:19How are we doing here?
14:23Never been better.
14:28Hey!
14:29Come on in!
14:30This is so nice of you.
14:31Oh, no, it's not every day.
14:33One of my associates gets a big promotion.
14:36Tom, why don't you take Crystal into the den
14:38and get comfortable while I steal this guy
14:41to help me make cocktails.
14:42Come on, right this way.
14:48So how excited are you, Miami?
14:51Pretty jazzed.
14:52It's an exciting opportunity.
14:54I think it's great how you're concentrating
14:56on the upside of this.
14:57There's a downside?
14:58No.
14:59Not really.
15:01Forget I mentioned it.
15:04It's just...
15:06Do you remember Tim Baker,
15:08who was sent to head up our Chicago office?
15:11Never heard of him.
15:13Exactly.
15:15So...
15:15You are moving to Florida.
15:18Wow!
15:18Oh, no, thanks.
15:20I'm on a diet.
15:21Yeah, I can't wait.
15:23No more winter.
15:24Yep, just heat and hurricanes.
15:26I'm willing to put up with that.
15:28Miami has so many other things to offer.
15:30It certainly must.
15:31To attract all those Colombian drug lords.
15:34The Chicago branch was a little slow out of the gate,
15:36corporate freaked,
15:37and made Tim the scapegoat.
15:39Where's he now?
15:40He's in plastics.
15:42Or paper.
15:43Depending on what you want your groceries in.
15:45Wine.
15:46And when they cut into the alligator's stomach,
15:48not only was the guy's arm still intact,
15:51but it was still holding his golf club.
15:53I think he would have been fine
15:55if his wife hadn't left him.
15:56That led directly to the alcoholism,
15:58which probably had something to do
16:00with him threatening the president.
16:01Boy, is that a bitch on the old resume.
16:06That humidity?
16:07Your hair?
16:08I think it's a recipe for cotton candy.
16:12Here we go, everybody.
16:13We've got the wine.
16:15I would like to propose a toast.
16:18To Terrence and Crystal,
16:20may Miami be everything you think it will.
16:22Hear, hear.
16:29Knock, knock.
16:30Anybody home?
16:31Come on in, Angie.
16:35This is pretty.
16:36What is it?
16:38It's from the opera, Madame Butterfly.
16:41She sounds so sad.
16:43Actually, in this, Aria,
16:45Butterfly is hopeful that one day
16:46her lover will return to her.
16:48Oh.
16:49Does he?
16:50No.
16:52Because of his abandonment,
16:54she kills herself.
16:57You ever see Avenue Q,
16:59the musical with the puppets?
17:00Now that's good theater.
17:05Bree's not here.
17:06What do you want?
17:08Well, I need to talk to her about some work stuff.
17:10Where is she?
17:11She's out.
17:14That's generally where Bree is these days.
17:18Out.
17:20She's meeting with a prospective client.
17:22So she says.
17:24She's had four client meetings this week.
17:26And not one has resulted in a booking.
17:30Why do you think that is?
17:33It's a rough economy.
17:36See, I think she's taken a lover.
17:41What?
17:41Oh, come on.
17:43No way.
17:44How can you be so sure?
17:45An affair?
17:47Oh, please.
17:48The woman makes her own croutons.
17:51Perhaps.
17:54Angie, I have to go away on a golf weekend.
17:58While I'm gone,
17:59could you do me a favor and keep an eye on Bree?
18:03What do you mean?
18:04Just observe her.
18:05Does she come home at night?
18:06Is anyone with her?
18:09Look, if you want to be paranoid, go ahead.
18:11It's a free country.
18:12But I am not going to spy on your wife for you.
18:16I suppose it's for the best.
18:19I mean, if I did find out she was betraying me,
18:22I'd probably do something stupid.
18:45Oh, toughen up.
18:47It's just a little dust.
18:48It's just a little dust.
18:54Look, I have to clean that area.
18:56Would you mind having your breakdown someplace else?
18:59Just leave me alone, okay?
19:00You won, I lost.
19:02Isn't that enough?
19:03What?
19:05You're sitting on the side of the road picking up styrofoam wads of gum.
19:09It's time to admit defeat.
19:11The man I love chose you.
19:16Are you messing with me?
19:18No.
19:19I'm being honest.
19:23Why has this been so hard on me?
19:29Well...
19:32You loved him.
19:33I did.
19:36I really did.
19:37And now he's gone.
19:39Catherine, you're an attractive, intelligent woman.
19:41You're gonna meet other guys.
19:43I like my...
19:45The connection on so many different levels.
19:50Intellectually.
19:51Emotionally.
19:53Sexually.
19:55I've never felt such a passion.
19:58Where am I gonna find another guy who will make love to me five times in one day?
20:08That's a lie.
20:09No, it's not.
20:10Five times.
20:12Susan, come on.
20:14Don't tell me that you and Mike have never...
20:19Oh.
20:22Hm.
20:26Maybe I didn't lose after all.
20:44It reminds me to ask you what you want for breakfast more often.
20:47It eats full of oatmeal, doesn't it?
20:49Are you kidding? That beat a waffle.
20:50Listen.
20:51I have a crazy idea.
20:53Why don't we both call in sick and spend the day in bed, naked.
20:56Together.
20:57Did I mention naked?
20:59You wanna go for seconds?
21:00Mm-hmm.
21:01What's gotten into you?
21:02Even on my birthday, you tell me to hurry up because The Bachelor was on.
21:07Aunt and wife just wanna spend time with her husband.
21:09Well, yeah.
21:11It's just that your timing's bad.
21:13Gotta finish Mr. Henkel's shower.
21:15I promised he might be there yesterday.
21:17I'm serious.
21:19The old man had had a shower in three days.
21:21And that's a long time for an old man to not take a shower.
21:30All the hell with it.
21:31He survived World War II.
21:32He'll get through this.
21:38Mother Crowley.
21:39Hi.
21:40This is for you.
21:42Thought I'd catch up on my giving to my favorite parish.
21:46Wow, I certainly didn't expect this.
21:49Well, do with it what you will.
21:51Buy a new pipe organ.
21:52Help the needy.
21:53Take a trip to Tahiti.
21:55I really don't care.
21:57Oh, listen.
21:58I don't know which nun you're gonna put my kid with,
21:59but make sure she's had a tetanus shot.
22:01Juanita's a biter.
22:03Gabrielle, I think you're jumping the gun here.
22:05Why?
22:06A spot opened up.
22:07Molly Henderson is moving to Florida, right?
22:09She was.
22:10Her father was going to take a new job, but he decided against it.
22:13What?
22:14No!
22:15No!
22:16This can't be!
22:16I'm afraid it is.
22:18Anyway, how did you even know about this?
22:22We'll talk about it in confession.
22:25Gabrielle, when God closes a door, he opens a window.
22:30Thank you, Father Crowley.
22:44Hey!
22:45I got the stuff for the mushroom tarts.
22:48How's that cake coming along?
22:49Just when I think I can't top myself.
22:51I do.
22:53How about that?
22:55Oh, by the way, Orson thinks you're having an affair.
23:01He thinks what?
23:02No.
23:03He thinks you're stepping out.
23:04But I told Tim, there is no way Brie Van de Kemp is horned up in some sleazy motel.
23:10Uh, thank you for that.
23:14Sorry to spring it on me like that.
23:15I just felt you should know what he was saying.
23:17Well, I appreciate it.
23:18I just don't understand why he would go to you.
23:21Well, he was drinking.
23:22A lot.
23:24Also, he asked me if I would spy on you.
23:30Relax, Brie.
23:31Obviously I said no.
23:33And I appreciate that too.
23:35Would you mind, um, cleaning this up for me?
23:39Are you sure you're done topping yourself?
23:45This is serious, Carl.
23:46He asked Angie to spy on me and God knows who else he has watching me.
23:52I don't think we should see each other again until after you've gotten me a divorce.
23:56Don't ask me how.
23:58You're the lawyer.
24:07Hey, aren't you supposed to be at school?
24:08You never come home for lunch.
24:10I thought I'd try something different.
24:12Hey, since we're both home, why don't we go upstairs and make love?
24:16Seriously?
24:16You want to do it again?
24:18I just got a sub from Martinelli's.
24:19Mike, I am offering you a nooner.
24:22Drop your pants and get upstairs.
24:24Can I bring my sandwich?
24:26Yes, bring it.
24:26Grab a pickle.
24:27I don't care.
24:28You're the best wife ever.
24:29Come on.
24:30Can I turn on the Three Stooges too?
24:36Lynette!
24:36Scabby!
24:40Wait a minute!
24:49Hey Gabby.
24:50Hey Nanook.
24:51Why are you wearing a parka?
24:53Because...
24:54for his murder.
24:55What's up?
24:57I talked to Crystal Henderson and she said you talked Terrence out of going to Miami.
25:00Is that true?
25:01I didn't talk him out of it.
25:02I merely pointed out the pros and the cons.
25:04Well, apparently the cons won.
25:06You've gotta un-talk him out of it.
25:08I need him out of the state.
25:10Why?
25:11Are you sleeping with him?
25:13No!
25:14Truth is, if he doesn't go, Juanita can't take his kid's spot at St. Ursula's.
25:18You are unbelievable.
25:19You want this guy to uproot his entire life just so you can get out of homeschooling your daughter.
25:23Yeah, yeah.
25:23Selfish Gabby.
25:24Same old song.
25:25Join in if you know the words.
25:26Well, sorry Gabby.
25:27I need Terrence here.
25:28Why?
25:30Are you sleeping with him?
25:32No!
25:33I just need him here.
25:35Every time I turn around, someone is trying to make my life more complicated.
25:39Why can't everyone just let it go?
25:41Hey!
25:41I'm sorry.
25:43Come here.
25:45Everything's gonna be okay.
25:47Why are you getting so upset?
25:51Who was that?
25:52What was what?
25:55Your stomach just kicked me.
25:58Open the parka.
25:59I'd rather not.
26:00Open it!
26:05You're pregnant?
26:06Why didn't you tell me?
26:09Because...
26:10I knew you'd tell Carlos.
26:12Yeah, so I'd tell Carlos.
26:13What's wrong with it?
26:15Oh no.
26:18When Carlos offered you that promotion, you knew you were pregnant and you knew you'd be
26:22leaving him in the lurch?
26:23Gabby.
26:23Carlos just got this company.
26:25He brought in people he could depend on and he thought he could depend on you.
26:28I didn't tell Carlos because I knew I was the best person for the job and I wanted to prove
26:32it.
26:33Well, you certainly proved something.
26:35Gabby, wait.
26:36Please don't tell Carlos.
26:37I think he should hear it from me.
26:40Yeah.
26:40Better late than never, right?
26:57Susan, I'm home.
26:59Are you hungry?
27:00Up here.
27:06Hello, lover.
27:09Oh God.
27:11Susan, I can't.
27:13I got nothing left.
27:14I hit my hand with a wrench today and when I cried, only dust came out.
27:18You cried?
27:19That is so sexy.
27:23What is going on with you?
27:24It's like you just got out of prison.
27:26Is there a problem with a husband and wife having sex?
27:29We have a passionate relationship, don't we?
27:31Of course we do.
27:32It's just, I was hoping that tonight we could cuddle.
27:38Cuddle?
27:40Am I that repulsive to you?
27:42What?
27:43It's okay, Mike.
27:44You can say it.
27:46I'm a lousy lay.
27:48Susan, we had sex three times today, alright?
27:51I can't do it again.
27:51It's not you.
27:53It's basic biology.
27:55Really?
27:56Biology?
27:57Well, here is some basic math.
28:01You had sex with Catherine five times in one day and me three.
28:06Five minus three equals Catherine turns you on and sex with me is a chore.
28:11You and Catherine actually talked about this.
28:14More like she rubbed it in my face.
28:17Okay.
28:18Like the only reason that that record ever happened was we got snowed in during a ski trip.
28:24And we had absolutely nothing to talk about.
28:28Sex was all we ever had.
28:31Oh!
28:37Don't you get it?
28:38There was nothing else to the relationship.
28:41But you and I, we've got everything.
28:44We have a rich, full life together.
28:47And we can finish each other's sentences.
28:52Oh, Mike.
28:53I...
28:54I've been so foolish.
28:57Is that what you were going to say?
29:01And...
29:02You want to cuddle.
29:05I was going to say the bachelor's on.
29:08But cuddling's good too.
29:15Cora, what are you doing here? Someone could see you.
29:17Yeah.
29:18Especially if you leave me standing on your doorstep.
29:25Relax. I parked two blocks away.
29:27I don't appreciate your taking risks like this. If Orson finds out about...
29:31You won't have that to worry about much longer.
29:34I've found a way to spring you from this marriage.
29:45Orson's still on parole, right?
29:46For another year. Why?
29:49If he violates parole line, for instance, associating with a known felon, they can revoke it.
29:55And send him back to jail.
29:57All we need to do is get some ex-con in a room with Orson.
30:00Take some pictures. And BAM!
30:02He can't touch you. Because if he does, the parole officer will get the pictures.
30:06And it's bye-bye Orson.
30:08Carl, that's perfect. And then he'll have to let me go.
30:12I think someone deserves a kiss.
30:16Carl, we agreed.
30:18Bree, for the first time since we've been together, your husband is out of town.
30:22Do we really want to let that go to waste?
30:59I think everyone can wait for a while.
31:02And you're like, you know, how are you doing this?
31:02I don't know.
31:03So, it looks like they're going to be and the camera.
31:03So, she sleeps in...
31:03It's the camera and then she's gonna stay up.
31:03You can't wait, you're gonna put the camera in.
31:13Come on, come on.
31:17Do not answer that.
31:20This is Bree. Please leave a message.
31:22Damn it!
31:32Hello?
31:32Bree, you've got to get that man out of your bedroom right now.
31:35What? There's no man in my room.
31:37Oh, good, because it was just about to get a whole lot more crowded.
31:39Orson is home.
31:56Orson?
31:59You're home early.
32:01Is something wrong?
32:11Why are you back so soon?
32:13I'm coming down with a cold.
32:15You know how I hate to be sick away from home.
32:21What are you doing?
32:25There are two glasses downstairs, and one has wine.
32:29You are obviously not alone here.
32:31What are you implying?
32:33You know perfectly well what I'm implying, Bree.
32:35Who is drinking the wine?
32:37Well, first of all, I am insulted that you would even think that...
32:40Bree, where are you?
32:43Oh, there you are.
32:45Oh, there you are.
32:46Orson.
32:47Wow.
32:48I pop home for five minutes, toss some clothes in the dryer, and you've got a man in your bedroom.
32:54You were here tonight?
32:56Oh, yeah, just tossing back a little vino and gossiping.
32:58Yes, this girl knows everything about everybody.
33:06Is there any wine left?
33:07I could use a glass.
33:09Yeah, downstairs on the table.
33:11You go on ahead.
33:11We're going to finish up our girl talk.
33:21Where are the clothes?
33:22Behind the pillow.
33:27Hey, you're going to have to jump.
33:30There's rose bushes, so put your pants on first.
33:36Angie, I can't thank you enough.
33:38I didn't do this for you.
33:40I did it for Orson.
33:41For Orson?
33:42I defended you.
33:43I told him you had too much class to do something like this.
33:46I understand your disdain, but this is a complicated situation.
33:49Let me make it simple for you.
33:50Two men want you.
33:51Choose one.
33:52But which one?
33:54Orson's blackmailing me to stay with him.
33:55He's manipulative and calculating.
33:58Then go with lover boy.
33:59But what kind of life would I have with Carl?
34:00He's crass and conceited, and the only thing we seem to have in common is sex.
34:04Then why are you having an affair with someone you don't even like?
34:06Did I mention the sex?
34:09Carl brings out passion in me I never knew I had.
34:12I melt every time he touches me.
34:14Great.
34:14Then find a way out of your marriage and start building a life with this Carl.
34:18I would.
34:19It's just...
34:20What?
34:27Orson likes opera.
34:51Orson likes opera.
34:52Last night?
34:53No.
34:54But I need to talk to you.
34:56Oh.
34:57I want you to run the Miami office.
34:59What?
35:00If it isn't going to be Terrence, then it has to be you.
35:03The future of the company's at stake.
35:05I need my best people on the spot.
35:06It won't be forever, and depending on how things go after a couple of years, maybe you
35:10could even move back and telecommute from here.
35:13Carlos, what is this?
35:15What's what?
35:16Oh, come on.
35:17I know.
35:17No, I'm pregnant.
35:18You're pregnant?
35:20Wow.
35:21Great.
35:21Carlos, please.
35:22I know.
35:22Gabby told you.
35:24Nope.
35:26I would remember somebody telling me something like that.
35:31So what's your answer?
35:34You send someone else to Miami, and I stay here.
35:38That's my answer.
35:39Except I need you in Miami, and I don't need you here.
35:44Not anymore.
35:46Carlos, I am sorry.
35:47I know.
35:48I should have told you when I first found out.
35:50Believe me, I wish I had now.
35:51But you can't fire me for being pregnant.
35:56I'm not firing you, Lynette.
35:57I'm offering you a promotion.
35:59If you choose to turn it down and quit instead, I can't stop you.
36:02All I can do is say good luck.
36:07And congratulations.
36:13No, it's late, and I still gotta close up.
36:17Yeah, um, tomorrow's no good either.
36:23Listen, you're a nice guy.
36:24I'm just not looking for a relationship right now.
36:27Sorry.
36:29Hello?
36:34I know you girls think that's letting a guy down easy, but trust me.
36:37It ain't.
36:40You okay for now?
36:41I gotta clean up and back.
36:42Yeah, I'm good.
36:59Agent Padilla.
37:01A little memory quiz for you.
37:03This is Black Owl.
37:06Damn, Chris.
37:07Still sharp as a tag, huh?
37:09No, no, no.
37:10Don't ask me anything.
37:11Don't talk.
37:11This conversation will last less than 60 seconds.
37:13We both know why.
37:15I'm thinking about coming in.
37:17You interrupt me again, and I hang up.
37:19I said I was thinking about it.
37:20Now, here's what you need to think about.
37:22I don't care what happens to me, but I have to know she gets a pass.
37:26There'll be no further discussion on this until that is firm.
37:28Next time you hear from me, you will have an answer to that question.
37:30And it better be yes.
37:38You eavesdropping on me?
37:41No.
37:42No.
37:43I just got here.
37:45And I want to go home.
37:52We'll see you.
37:59There is a coffee shop in Fairview.
38:03It's known as a place where you can read your morning paper.
38:09Where you can meet your friends.
38:13Where you can have a cup of coffee at the end of a long day.
38:20Yes, it was a place known for many things.
38:27Oh, hey.
38:29Did you forget something?
38:31What are you doing?
38:40But after this night, it would be known for something.
38:47Far worse.