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00:01As a masseur for the Fairview Country Club,
00:04Carlos Solis had become an expert on how to make women happy.
00:10That's why he always had scented candles waiting for Sue Bridges,
00:15New Age Music for Betsy Daniel,
00:20and Apple Schnapps for Shannon Glenn.
00:26Yes, Carlos had made a lot of women happy over the years.
00:31But on one very unusual Wednesday afternoon,
00:36he made Mrs. Virginia Hildebrand a little happier than he intended.
00:49Helen said your last reservation just canceled. You want a ride home?
00:52Thanks, Clay. That'd be great.
00:54Can I ask you something? How long have you been a masseur?
00:58Fourteen years.
00:59Okay. And in all those years,
01:02have you ever accidentally given a woman an orgasm?
01:06An orgasm?
01:07Keep your voice down. You want to get me fired?
01:09How do you accidentally give a woman an orgasm?
01:12I don't know.
01:13I can barely give my girlfriend one.
01:15And I try really hard.
01:18All I did was touch her back.
01:20Are you sure?
01:21Some of these old broads, their bodies drop.
01:24Not everything's where it's supposed to be.
01:26I may be blind, but my sense of touch is just fine.
01:29Well, maybe she just really liked the massage.
01:31You wouldn't believe the moaners I get on my table.
01:33I'm telling you, her body was quivering.
01:35She could barely breathe.
01:36All right, well, there's one surefire way to find out.
01:39Where's your tip envelope?
01:40On the counter.
01:45How much do you leave me?
01:48Enough for two orgasms.
01:53Yes.
01:55Carlos Solis was an expert on how to make women happy.
01:59I'm about to go get groceries.
02:00What are your tips?
02:06Oh, my God!
02:07How did you get so much?
02:08And he knew the best way to keep his wife happy...
02:11Just go to my job.
02:17...was to lie.
02:22There are dangerous women in this world, devious predators waiting to strike.
02:28You can spot them by the lipstick they use, the shoes they wear, and the perfume they choose.
02:37But the easiest way to spot a dangerous woman is to see how she behaves...
02:43I'm about to make you so happy.
02:46...with another woman's husband.
02:49Amy, don't worry about the lunch specials.
02:51I'm only two blocks away.
02:52I'll take care of it once I...
02:57Actually, you do them.
02:59I'm gonna be a while.
03:03Tom?
03:07Lynette, hey.
03:08What are you doing here?
03:09So funny.
03:10I was gonna ask you the same question, but I was gonna start with...
03:13What the hell?
03:14You remember Ann, right?
03:16Ann Schilling.
03:17Kirby's mom.
03:19We were room parents together in the third grade.
03:22Right.
03:24So...
03:25What the hell?
03:27Tom, why don't we just show her?
03:36It's for my band.
03:38Ann has been helping us find a rehearsal space.
03:42Oh.
03:43That's right.
03:44You're a realtor.
03:45Now, I know what you were thinking.
03:46It seems like a waste of money.
03:47But I just got them to reduce the rent and throw in the utilities.
03:51And you're always complaining about the noise when we practice in the garage, so, you know...
03:57What do you think?
04:01I think...
04:01It's great.
04:03You do?
04:04Yeah.
04:05Wonderful.
04:06Yeah.
04:07Listen, I have to be somewhere by 10, so...
04:09Why don't we sign a lease right now?
04:12Wow.
04:12I was convinced that you would think it was a dumb idea.
04:16Well, it's a little dumb, but compared to what I was thinking...
04:21What were you thinking?
04:23Well, it's just...
04:26I saw you two together.
04:27I didn't know that you were...
04:29And she looks so...
04:33For God's sakes, Tom, the woman has to be somewhere.
04:35Just sign the damn lease.
04:39So, out of nowhere, Jackson says, let's move in together.
04:42I mean, of course, I was stunned.
04:44And then when I said no, he just broke up with me.
04:47I mean, does he really expect me to be in love after just five months?
04:51That's crazy.
04:52Yeah, I guess.
04:53Although his work on these moldings is amazing.
04:56You really want me to repaint these, Suzanne?
04:58It's Susan.
04:58And he was the first one to say he didn't want to get serious.
05:01Which is why I was happy.
05:02We were just having fun.
05:03Well, maybe you should call him.
05:05How do you like this color?
05:07Not so much, Frank.
05:09How can I call him?
05:10He's the one that ended it with me.
05:13The guy makes you happy.
05:16He says he loves you.
05:18You gonna let pride stop you from finding out where this thing could go?
05:23Come on.
05:25Don't be stupid.
05:30How much am I paying you?
05:32Fourteen dollars an hour.
05:35That's not enough.
05:37No, ma'am, it's not.
05:44Carlos, what are you doing home?
05:47Virginia insisted on giving me a ride.
05:49You must be Gabrielle.
05:51Carlos has told me so much about you.
05:53I'm Virginia Hildebrand.
05:54Oh, you are the Mrs. Hildebrand.
05:57Well, you're Carlos' favorite client.
06:00Well, mine anyway.
06:02I bought the stop with that crazy tip you gave him.
06:04Your Carlos has helped my back problems like no masura I have ever had.
06:08I'm pain-free for the first time in years.
06:11Oh, that's Carlos for you, Mr. Magic Hands.
06:14He hits the old sweet spot every time.
06:16Okay, Gabby.
06:18I should go now.
06:19But promise you'll at least consider my little proposal.
06:22What proposal?
06:24I hate to stop when we're making so much progress.
06:26But I need to go to Europe for two months.
06:28Mostly London and Rome.
06:30I'd be so grateful if Carlos would accompany me as my personal masseur.
06:35Two whole months?
06:36See, I told you.
06:37It's too long and Gabby has the girls and-
06:39I know it's a lot to ask.
06:41Which is why I'm offering Carlos fifty thousand dollars.
06:44Fifty thousand?
06:45Per month.
06:47Well, pip-pip and I've arrived at your team.
06:49Gabby.
06:50I'll leave you two to discuss it.
06:51What's to discuss?
06:52For that kind of money you can lock them in a cage and feed them peanuts.
06:56I'll see you tomorrow, Carlos.
06:58Lovely meeting you, Gabby.
07:02Carlos, don't even think about saying no to this.
07:04She is not my only client.
07:05I'll be letting down the rest if I go.
07:06Mr. Banks could even fire me.
07:08Oh, don't worry about Mr. Banks.
07:09I'll take care of him.
07:09Gabby!
07:10And so, what if he fires you?
07:12Once Virginia tells all of her rich lady friends about what you did for her?
07:15They'll be lining up around the block.
07:19Great.
07:25Hey!
07:26Great news!
07:27I just got a call from my old friend, Peter Hickey.
07:29I don't recall ever hearing that name before.
07:32He's a friend from college.
07:33Anyway, he mentioned that his parents' 50th anniversary was next month and I convinced
07:37him to let us cater it.
07:38Dinner for 80.
07:4080?
07:40He shoots!
07:41He scores!
07:42Carson!
07:43You are amazing!
07:46One week on the job and he's already bringing in huge accounts.
07:50Great.
07:52Well, better go marinate the scallops for lunch tomorrow.
07:55Oh, scallops?
07:56Done.
07:58Done?
07:59Oh, I also made the pesto mayonnaise and I put the individual cobblers in the ramekins.
08:03Oh!
08:04Well, it looks like we're all set until the morning then.
08:06Why don't you take the afternoon off?
08:09And do what?
08:09I don't know.
08:10Read.
08:11Relax.
08:11Give yourself a pedicure.
08:13Fine.
08:16Why do you bet I'd take my socks off and see that Orson's already done it for me?
08:26What are you doing?
08:27The refrigerator needs cleaning.
08:29No, it doesn't.
08:31And besides, I gave you the day off.
08:32Now go home.
08:35I'm thinking about moving to Maryland.
08:38Maryland?
08:38Mm-hmm.
08:39Dylan's there with her husband and the baby's coming soon.
08:42Maybe it's time for me to go inflict myself on them.
08:44You can't just up and move.
08:45You have a life here.
08:46No, I don't.
08:47I have a job.
08:48Period.
08:49No kids to raise.
08:50No husband.
08:51No boyfriend.
08:52Might as well throw in the towel and go be a grandma.
08:56Catherine, you are a vibrant, attractive woman.
08:59You haven't had sex in two years.
09:01That spells grandma to me.
09:06I haven't made up my mind yet.
09:07Just let me think about it.
09:09It helped keep me busy.
09:12When you're done with that, the oven could use a really good scrubbing.
09:16Bless you.
09:22Karen?
09:25Oh, those must have set you back a chunk.
09:28Yes, they did.
09:29Not that you deserve them.
09:32I don't blame you for being mad.
09:35I'm not mad.
09:37I'm furious.
09:39And what the hell were you thinking, coming up my husband with a baseball bat?
09:43I know.
09:44I'm really sorry, Edie.
09:46The doctor had me on these new meds and it made me loopy.
09:49I thought Dave was messing with my head and all the time it was the damn pills.
09:53Well, I hope you stop taking them.
09:55You bet.
09:56I had to get my marbles back.
10:00Look, I know you just got here, but I am so sleepy and...
10:03Of course.
10:04I'll see you when you get home.
10:10Actually, I'm gonna call my sister and see if I can stay with her for a while.
10:13I don't think I should be on my own just yet.
10:16Okay.
10:18Then I'll see you whenever.
10:21Be sure and tell Dave how sorry I am.
10:24He will be so glad.
10:26He's really fond of you, you know.
10:39Hey sis, it's Karen.
10:40Do me a favor and get your sorry ass over to Fairview Memorial Hospital ASAP.
10:45I need you big time, kiddo.
10:52Come in.
10:55Hi, I'm looking for Orson Hodge.
10:57I'm Peter Hickey.
10:58Oh, yes, of course.
11:00I'm his wife, Bree.
11:01I'm afraid he's out running errands, but he's told me all about you.
11:04Oh?
11:05Yes, he said you were roommates back in college.
11:09Yes, we were.
11:10Absolutely.
11:11Anyway, my parents' 50th anniversary is coming up and I thought I'd surprise them with a family reunion.
11:16What a thoughtful son you are.
11:26So, have you given any thought to the venue?
11:29Yes, I have a summer place up in Lake Pleasant.
11:31I'm pretty sure the terrace fits eight tables of ten.
11:33My, that's a nice little terrace.
11:35Well, we will throw you a party so special that you'll want us to cater your anniversary too.
11:41Actually, I'm not married.
11:44Oh.
11:46Well, let's talk about food.
11:48With a new client, what I usually do is discuss possible menus and then I have my very best chef
11:54prepare a sample dinner.
11:57Sample dinner?
11:58We don't do sample dinners.
12:01But this is Orson's college roommate.
12:04And he's quite the catch.
12:07Oh, wait a minute.
12:08Is this a setup?
12:09Because I loathe blind dates.
12:10Well, that's what's so great about it.
12:12Technically, it's a business dinner.
12:13It has all the potential upside of a date while still being...
12:19Fine.
12:19I will cook for the man.
12:21But I am not going to get dressed up,
12:23I'm not going to put on makeup,
12:24and I am not going to flirt.
12:26He came while Orson was out.
12:28I let him record a message on my phone.
12:33Orson.
12:34Sorry I missed you, buddy.
12:36Catch you next time, okay?
12:38You realize you could have just led with this and saved us this whole discussion?
12:47Jeez, Roberta.
12:50Put that damn thing out, you're not in a corner saloon.
12:53Then how come there's bourbon in my coffee?
12:55Do I have the culiners?
12:57Fine.
12:57I drove 80 miles to see you, Karen.
12:59You better be dying or you're going to pay for my gas.
13:01I'm not dying, but there's someone who sure wishes I was.
13:04Son of a bitch landed me in here.
13:06You tell me where to find him, I'll clean his damn clock.
13:09No, we've got to be careful with this guy.
13:11He's dangerous.
13:13That's what you said about that biker in Florida,
13:15who now has to puree all his food?
13:18Oh, I nearly forgot about him.
13:20That was a fun vacation.
13:24So what do you need me to do?
13:25Let me come stay with you when I get out of here.
13:28This guy thinks I'm out of commission and I want to keep it that way.
13:31And you can help me do some digging.
13:32You still work for that cell phone company, the...
13:35Teleshore.
13:36Yes, God help me.
13:37Good.
13:38Pull those records and see what turns up.
13:40The name is Dave Williams.
13:41How do you know he's with Teleshore?
13:43I went through his mail.
13:46God, you remind me of mom.
13:51So what else you need?
13:53Could you smuggle me on a cold brewski?
14:00Boy, no one knows you like family.
14:12Jackson, it's me.
14:19Hello?
14:26That'll work.
14:41What?
15:06Are you okay?
15:08I think so.
15:10Good.
15:13So who the hell are you?
15:15Darcy.
15:16Who the hell are you?
15:17Susan.
15:18Jackson's girlfriend?
15:20He never said anything about a girlfriend when we hooked up at the club.
15:23Well, when guys go slut hunting, they tend not to play the girlfriend card.
15:28Did you just call me a slut?
15:30You met the guy tonight.
15:31Now you're in his shower.
15:32I'm just doing the math.
15:34Got the pizza.
15:35Oh, crap.
15:36So we break up and 15 minutes later you're with someone else.
15:41You got over me fast.
15:43Surprised it took 15 minutes.
15:45Stay out of this.
15:46Susan, why are you here?
15:48I wanted to talk about our future.
15:51You said you didn't want a future.
15:52Well, I was starting to change my mind and then I show up and find five feet of lip gloss
15:59in the shower.
16:01I brought hot wings.
16:03Not getting any.
16:09Hey, what's that for?
16:10Well, I was going to use it to wash down a bottle of sleeping pills the next time your husband's
16:14band defiled another rock classic.
16:16But since you got them a rehearsal space, I thought we could share it over ice.
16:20Come on in.
16:24We're taking off. Remember, I'm spending the night at Kirby's house.
16:26Oh, right. And Kirby, tell your mom, thanks. That place she found for Tom is already paying off.
16:30Yeah, she said she was there yesterday and said it was looking pretty cool.
16:34She was there? Why?
16:36She's just dropping off some old furniture for Mr. Scavo. A couple chairs, lamp, futon.
16:42Oh.
16:43Well, see you tomorrow.
16:46Drive safely.
16:49Meat or rocks?
16:50Rocks.
16:53So why does Tom need a bed in his rehearsal space?
16:56Not a bed. A futon. Like a couch.
16:58That folds out to a bed.
17:00What do you say?
17:01Well, if it's just a couch, why didn't Tom tell you about it?
17:04How do you know he didn't?
17:05I don't. Did he?
17:09No.
17:12Well, good for you.
17:14Good for you for not worrying about your husband's bachelor pad.
17:16You are not the teeniest bit paranoid, and I say brava.
17:21Now, why aren't we drinking?
17:31Woo-hoo-hoo! Not bad! I mean, we were really cooking there.
17:34Tom, you got any beer in the fridge?
17:36I got nothing but beer in the fridge.
17:38All right, everyone, go grab a cold one. You earned it. You sounded great!
17:43Oh, do we blow.
17:45Oh, yeah.
17:46Not you, though. Man, you got the heart of a real blues guy.
17:49Well, that's what five years in prison will do to you.
17:51Oh, yeah, I heard about that.
17:54Still, it's fun, isn't it?
17:56Highlight of my week.
17:58You know, I was thinking maybe we should bump up our rehearsal schedule, you know, to start working the kinks
18:03out.
18:03Twice a week's been all I can handle.
18:05What are you doing that's more important than this?
18:07Well, let's see. My job. My son.
18:11Also, I just met this woman.
18:13Oh, no, dude. Not blowing us off for a girl.
18:16Buddy, I just started seeing her.
18:17All right, it's kind of important for the whole getting back on the horse thing.
18:20All right, what about Saturday afternoon?
18:23I mean, come on, man. We gotta do this.
18:25Why? You're putting a lot of time and effort into a neighborhood garage band.
18:31Why is it such a big deal to you?
18:35It's not. I'm just having a real good time.
18:40All right, boys, what do you say?
18:41We're gonna drink beer or we're gonna play some rock and roll?
18:51Tom, where are you?
18:52Hey, babe, we just really got into a groove at rehearsal and I think we're gonna play for a couple
18:57more hours.
18:58Yeah?
18:59Anyway, I just want to say don't wait up for me and I will see you in the morning, okay?
19:02Okay. Bye.
19:15Bye.
19:21Oh, my God.
19:25Lynette.
19:28You said you were rehearsing.
19:32I know, I know.
19:33The guys, the guys left and I just figured I'd, uh, hang out for a little bit.
19:39Why can't you do that at home?
19:42What the hell is this?
19:45You're moving out on me?
19:47Why would I move out?
19:49So you can have your affair.
19:51You know, the one that follows the sports car and the garage band and wanting to quit your job.
19:57The final stage of your midlife crisis.
20:01Oh, and then...
20:03When I hear Ann Schilling has been dropping by.
20:06Lynette, she had a bunch of old crappy furniture in her garage.
20:09I bought it for 50 bucks.
20:11You don't really think that...
20:16Okay.
20:19These past few months when we've been fighting about the car and the road trip...
20:25Part of me thought that you were just complaining to complain.
20:28Trying to ruin my fun.
20:30But if it's affecting you like this, if it's making you actually think that I would hurt you in that
20:35way...
20:36I'm done with all of this.
20:40So you'll come home?
20:41Of course.
20:53Let me just square all this stuff away.
20:55And then I will see you there.
21:00Good.
21:06Maybe when you come home you could teach me how to play that video game.
21:10That'd be great.
21:12Okay.
21:26Hey, Clay. Is Mr. Banks around?
21:28Not back from lunch yet. What's up?
21:30I need to sweet talk him into giving Carlos two months off.
21:34Oh, you two going away somewhere?
21:35No, just Carlos.
21:37Mrs. Hildebrand is taking him to Europe as her personal massage therapist.
21:42Personal massage therapist?
21:43Paying him a fortune.
21:45But he's worth it.
21:46I mean, what he's done for that woman no one else has been able to do.
21:50So, he told you about that?
21:52They both did.
21:53You should have seen the woman.
21:54Looking at Carlos, gushing like crazy.
21:57And you're okay with them going away together?
22:00Why should I be jealous? The woman's like 60.
22:02If she gets off on Carlos' magical touch, what do I care?
22:06Well, you're broad-minded.
22:07You know, if my girlfriend knew that my massages were giving a woman orgasms, no matter how old she was...
22:12Whoa, whoa, whoa.
22:14Nobody used the O word.
22:17He didn't mention that.
22:18No!
22:19He's giving her orgasms?
22:21No, not deliberately.
22:22He swears he's only been doing his standard massage.
22:24Oh, I think he does.
22:26Where is he?
22:27Is she here now?
22:28Oh, no.
22:29No, she prefers her place, so she's been sending a car for him.
22:35Where?
22:36Where does she live?
22:37It's that big house on the corner of Lake and Pinehurst.
22:39I'm sorry, Gabby.
22:40Is there anything I can do?
22:42Well, when the time comes, an alibi would be nice.
22:50We need to talk.
22:52Sorry, bad time.
22:53I have the mailman upstairs in my tub.
22:56You know what?
22:57You have no right to be mad at me.
22:59I don't.
23:00Look, I try to commit to you, and you push me away.
23:02I try to move on, and I'm a shallow jerk.
23:04What the hell are you doing?
23:06I have been married twice, and both times that's imploded.
23:10So really, I feel like love is not my friend.
23:14You know, I wish that I could say it was just rotten luck, but...
23:19I just am thinking that I can't do this.
23:24You can't.
23:25I never even had a real girlfriend before I met you.
23:27I didn't want one.
23:28And the first time I try to commit, bam, I get smacked.
23:30Look, I don't even know where we are anymore.
23:34Wow.
23:39We really messed this up, didn't we?
23:44Pretty much, yeah.
23:46We just have so much baggage.
23:49I wish we could start over.
23:54Can we start over?
24:17Hello.
24:19Hi, uh, is Susan Meyer there?
24:25May I ask his calling?
24:27This is Jackson, Braddock.
24:30Uh, we met once.
24:31I don't know if you remember me.
24:32I have brown hair.
24:33Uh, yeah.
24:34I think I remember you.
24:35Well, anyway, I thought we really clicked, so I was wondering if you might want to have dinner with me.
24:41Okay.
24:43When?
24:44Tomorrow.
24:45I know this great Mexican, French place.
24:49Sounds great.
24:51Pick me up at seven.
24:53Great.
24:54Where do you live?
25:07May I help you?
25:09Excuse me.
25:11I am Gabriel Solis.
25:12Perhaps you know my husband.
25:14He rubs your boss.
25:16Where are they?
25:18I am under strict instructions not to disturb Mrs. Hildebrand.
25:22You can wait here.
25:23Fine.
25:27When the cops bust up this brothel, I'm gonna tell them you're the madam.
25:39Yes, that's sit right there.
25:43You sure this isn't too rough?
25:45No way.
25:47Go deeper, I can take it.
25:49Uh.
25:52Uh.
26:00Uh.
26:01Uh.
26:01Uh.
26:01Hold on.
26:02I've got a freak.
26:03I...
26:10Carlos, I just remembered I have an important business call to make.
26:15Could you give me the room for a minute?
26:17Absolutely.
26:27Mrs. Solis, what are you doing here?
26:30I know what you've been up to and shame on you.
26:32What are you talking about?
26:34I know about the big hole.
26:37Oh, dear, you could tell.
26:39I'm beyond mortified.
26:42I understand your concern, but I assure you it was only that one time.
26:45It's never happened again.
26:47And it never will.
26:48Because if you think I'm gonna let you drag Carlos off to Europe, you're nuts.
26:52I suppose I should be flattered that a woman as young and beautiful as you should see me as a
26:56threat.
26:58But it would be a shame to let it end a friendship that does come to mean so much to
27:01me.
27:02Maybe a little too much.
27:04Mrs. Solis, my husband's gone.
27:06I'm estranged from my family.
27:08If you live with loneliness long enough, it becomes an ache inside you, an actual physical pain.
27:13I thought I'd live with that pain the rest of my life.
27:15Then your husband healed me.
27:17Can you blame me for being grateful?
27:21No, but I just think we should end things before they get any weirder.
27:27Carlos tells me he used to be a fashion model.
27:31I've always had a passion for clothes.
27:33The reason I'm going to Europe is to see the couture collections in Paris and Milan.
27:38Lucky you.
27:40It's not so much fun going alone.
27:43But if I had a knowledgeable companion like you to be my guide...
27:48In fact, you could be my personal shopper.
27:51That is, if you don't mind being paid in dresses.
27:57Gosh, that's a hell of a sweet offer, but I've got the girls and...
28:04We'll bring them along.
28:06Think what fun we'll have dressing them up.
28:12What the hell? You're never too young to see Paris, right?
28:14I'm so glad. I can see we're going to be great friends.
28:21Carlos, I'm done with my call.
28:39Hello?
28:39Hello?
28:41Hey, hon. Check this out.
28:43It's the cat eating spaghetti. I've already seen it.
28:46It's our band logo. We're thinking of getting t-shirts made up.
28:50Blue Odyssey. Who came up with that?
28:52This was the name of my brother's band when he was in high school.
28:56You have a brother?
28:59I had. He died.
29:03Well, you never told me about him.
29:07What happened?
29:11His name was Steve.
29:13He was a great guy.
29:16Just kind of got caught up in drugs and couldn't get out.
29:20He went to prison when he was there.
29:22He was killed.
29:24By another inmate.
29:26And what happened to the guy who killed him?
29:28Oh, the court ruled it self-defense.
29:30So the guy finished his time and he got out.
29:34I can't believe you never told me about him.
29:38I mean, it might help you to talk about stuff like that?
29:44I have my own way of dealing with it.
29:49Oh, sorry I'm late.
29:51The rehearsal was awesome.
29:53They're letting me sing lead vocal on Hotel California.
29:57Oh, that's nice.
29:58Hey, was there a blue convertible parked in front of Catherine's?
30:00Yes, there was. Nice one.
30:02My God, he's still there.
30:04Who's still there?
30:04Well, Catherine's been lonely so I set her up with a client and he's been there for over four hours
30:08so you know it's going well.
30:10Good for you, clever little matchmaker.
30:13Well, you deserve some credit too. I mean, you brought us Peter's business.
30:17Peter?
30:18Peter Hickey?
30:20Yes?
30:21You set him up with Catherine?
30:22Is that bad?
30:24Potentially.
30:25Is he gay?
30:26Ugh, I knew he had too much product in his hair.
30:29No, it's just that when I booked the anniversary party I didn't want you to be uncomfortable around Peter, so
30:34I said we'd met in college, which is not actually the case.
30:37Well, where did you meet?
30:39Prison.
30:41Peter's a felon?
30:43But he's so refined, so handsome.
30:45To qualities that did not serve him well behind bars.
30:48My God, or so what kind of criminal is he? A killer? A rapist?
30:50Oh, no, no, no, nothing like that. They got him for organ trafficking.
30:55What?
30:55He was a surgeon, and it seems that when the opportunity presented itself he'd harvest the odd liver or kidney
31:01from a deceased patient and then sell it on the black market.
31:04Are you telling me that I set Catherine up with a convicted grave robber?
31:07Well, you said yourself women over 40 can only be so choosy.
31:09That is not funny. I have to go warn Catherine.
31:19Well, Catherine, hi. Is everything all right over there?
31:23Yes, everything's fine.
31:26Then why are you whispering?
31:30Peter just fell asleep. I don't want to wake him.
31:33Oh, my God. You slept with him?
31:37You can whack that finger all you like. I've got just six words for you, Bree Hodge.
31:44Thank you, thank you, thank you.
31:46Oh, I just really wish you'd taken things more slowly.
31:49Bree, you have given me the most magical night I've had since I don't know when.
31:54Are you going to make me feel bad about it now?
31:56No, I'm not.
31:59Oh, he's just so wonderful.
32:01I tell you, if I'm not careful, this guy could steal my heart.
32:06Well, if he tries, just promise you'll call.
32:15Sorry I'm late.
32:17I was sleeping so soundly, Peter didn't want to wake me.
32:22What's this?
32:24Cosmopolitan. That's your favorite, isn't it?
32:26It's 10 a.m., I don't want a drink.
32:29You will.
32:34But these homeless people whose kidneys he bought, he at least paid them well, right?
32:41Oh, I am so, so sorry.
32:44No, it's not your fault you didn't know. I no one put myself to blame.
32:49That's it. I'm going to Maryland.
32:52You can't just move because of one bad date.
32:55You don't get it.
32:57When we started this, you were just as lonely as I was.
33:01Orson in jail, Benji gone, and I felt bad for you, but boy, was it nice to have somebody in
33:06the same boat.
33:08And then Orson got out, and now he's here all the time, and I feel like you're this fun, happy,
33:16power couple.
33:16And I'm just this needy, pathetic idiot who hops into bed with the first pancreas thief who kisses her.
33:32I should be with family.
33:33And I'm not family?
33:39Catherine, all my life I wanted a sister.
33:42And now I feel like I finally have one.
33:45And we're always fighting and competing with each other.
33:50And what could be more sisterly than that?
33:54I know I'm not the most demonstrative person, but I care about you deeply.
34:02And if you were to just walk out of my life, I would be very, very unhappy.
34:11Well, I wouldn't want that.
34:14Good.
34:19Well, now that that's settled, let's make some pies.
34:21Okay.
34:26Can I have another Cosmo?
34:28No!
34:33Hey, is Porter still at Kirby's?
34:35Yeah.
34:36What's wrong with you?
34:37You've been antsy all night.
34:38Nothing.
34:39No, I'm fine.
34:40I'm fine.
34:44Okay.
34:44I know what it is.
34:46I have had this nagging feeling that I've forgotten something, and then I just realized,
34:49I think I left the freezer door at Scavo's open.
34:53You sure?
34:53No.
34:55That's why it's going to drive me crazy.
34:56I better go down there and check.
34:58Okay.
35:00Hurry back!
35:10I'm so glad you were able to get away.
35:13I didn't think you'd make it.
35:16Yeah.
35:17I'm glad my parents still think I'm young enough for sleepovers.
35:25Oh, crap!
35:26It's my dad!
35:33Dad.
35:34Hi, I was just...
35:35I know what you were just.
35:41When I found this, I thought, oh great, one of the guys in the band is having an affair.
35:45And then it hit me.
35:47Porter has a key.
35:51Where is she?
35:53Okay.
35:54Dad!
35:55Don't.
35:56She isn't wearing anything, alright?
35:59Who is she?
36:01Just a girl from English class.
36:03You don't know her.
36:04I'm gonna go in the bathroom.
36:05You've got 60 seconds to get her out of here.
36:31I'm gonna go in the bathroom.
36:32You've got 60 seconds to get her out of here.
36:34Oh, yeah.
36:34I was, um, kind of on a date.
36:38Oh.
36:38How'd it go?
36:40Pretty bad.
36:41Basically, she just grilled me all through dinner.
36:43What do I think about this?
36:44What would I do if that?
36:45I barely even know her.
36:47I felt like I was on trial for my life.
36:49Oh, I'm sorry.
36:50I just wanted somebody nice to have a cup of coffee with.
36:53I guess that's too much to ask.
36:55Well, it's kind of light for coffee, but...
36:59I do have lemonade.
37:00I'd settle for lemonade.
37:09Hey, you know, I know it seems like I am being hard on you,
37:13but like I told you before,
37:15I don't think that you are emotionally ready for sex.
37:20I know what you said.
37:22Just making sure you hurt me.
37:24Now go to bed.
37:26Okay, it's late.
37:32Want me to put the car cover on for you first?
37:36Sure, thanks.
37:50You shouldn't be here, someone might recognize your car.
37:53Is everything okay?
37:55Yeah.
37:55My dad doesn't suspect anything.
37:57I'm sorry if I got you in any trouble.
38:00It's okay.
38:01You're worth it.
38:04There are dangerous women in this world.
38:08Some are lovers, blind to the consequences of their actions.
38:15Some are wives, enraged by the betrayal of those they trusted.
38:24Others are predators, deviously setting traps to get what they want.
38:33If you are unlucky enough to come upon one of these dangerous creatures,
38:38the safest thing to do...
38:40I pulled those records you asked for.
38:42Looks like your Mr. Williams is keeping a little secret.
38:45...is run the other way.
38:47...
38:48...
38:49...