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00:01There was a slight misunderstanding in the Scavo house that night.
00:06You see, someone in the family was having an affair with a married woman.
00:11And Lynette Scavo suspected her husband.
00:16Hey! False alarm. The freezer was shut tight.
00:21Unfortunately for Lynette, she was wrong.
00:24Liar!
00:25What?
00:26I always knew things could change between us, Tom, but no matter what, the one thing I always thought I'd
00:31get is your respect.
00:32Lynette? What's going on?
00:33I followed you to the warehouse. I know everything.
00:39Oh, boy.
00:43Yeah, at this point, I think I'm gonna need a little bit more than that.
00:46You're right. I shouldn't have kept this from you.
00:49And, you know, for what it's worth, I wanted to bring you in on it.
00:53Huh?
00:53But I was afraid you'd overreact.
00:58Ah!
01:00That's what you were afraid of?
01:02Hey, I'm upset too, but let's face it. Boys will be boys.
01:06I think I have to sit down now.
01:10Lynette, are you really surprised?
01:13It's not the first time this has happened.
01:15And it definitely won't be the last.
01:18You know what? I have to kill you now.
01:20Well, he's your son too.
01:22Who?
01:23Porter!
01:24What are you talking about?
01:25I found out Porter's been hooking up with some girl at our warehouse.
01:27What are you talking about?
01:30And just like that, the slight misunderstanding in the Scavo house had ended.
01:39Hey, what's up?
01:42You're having sex with your best friend's mother?
01:46And a huge family crisis had begun.
01:54Desire.
01:55It's an emotion designed to lead us astray.
01:59Causing us to buy things we can't afford.
02:04Encouraging us to sample desserts we don't need.
02:10And pushing us into love affairs we're clearly not ready for.
02:16I want you to call that woman and tell her you are never seeing her again.
02:20Her name is Anne.
02:21Her name is Mrs. Schilling.
02:24She was your t-ball coach when you were six.
02:26By the way, does your best friend know you're sleeping with his mother?
02:30We're keeping our relationship from Kirby for now.
02:32This isn't our relationship. You're being used by this woman.
02:36No, I'm not. I love her.
02:38Oh, okay. That's it. I'm calling her.
02:40No! Hey!
02:41What if her husband answers?
02:42Gee, Porter, that's just one of the pitfalls of dating a married woman.
02:47Listen to me.
02:49Mr. Schilling can't find out. He's totally violent. He would kill her.
02:52Well, then you have put her in a very dangerous position, haven't you?
02:59Okay, I'll call her. I'll tell her it's over.
03:00I'm not going to say that you know. That'll just freak her out.
03:04But you have to promise me that you won't say anything to her psycho husband.
03:07I am not promising anything.
03:09So help me. If I find out that you do something and she gets hurt,
03:11I will leave this house and I will never come back.
03:13Oh, please! You would never do that.
03:15Yeah?
03:17Well, I've done a lot of things you never thought I would do.
03:24Wait.
03:29We won't say anything.
03:33But if you don't end this, you won't have to leave.
03:37We will throw you out.
03:43So, you wanted to see me?
03:45Sit.
03:47Tell us, Charlie.
03:49Have you enjoyed working here at Mrs. Vanderkamp's?
03:52Yeah. It's great.
03:54You don't feel you've been underpaid?
03:55No.
03:56Well, then perhaps you can explain why you stole $200 from the petty cash box yesterday.
04:00What?
04:02I didn't steal anything.
04:03Charlie, we wouldn't accuse you unless we had concrete evidence.
04:05And thanks to my diligent partner here, we do.
04:11Yeah.
04:14So am I, like, fired?
04:17You're more than like fired.
04:19You're fired.
04:20And of course we want our money back.
04:22Uh, I don't have it.
04:24I spent it.
04:25Well, then I suggest you return your purchase.
04:27Do you have a receipt?
04:29Yeah.
04:29Yeah, like pot dealers give receipts.
04:31Well, you've just covered yourself in glory on this one.
04:35Just, please, don't tell my parents.
04:38I'll get you the money.
04:39I promise.
04:43Could you believe it?
04:45A thief and a pothead.
04:47Well, at least we know now where the two pounds of cookie dough went.
04:54Too many hands.
04:56Oh, I gotta have one more.
04:59Thank you for doing this.
05:01Ah, well.
05:02We needed to wipe the slate clean, right?
05:04Mm.
05:04And honestly, this is the best second first date I've ever had.
05:09Isn't it?
05:11And knowing we're not gonna have sex takes all the pressure off.
05:17That's something we know?
05:19Yes.
05:20We're starting completely over.
05:22So this time we're gonna do things right.
05:25Which means what?
05:26Well, it means no sex until at least date four.
05:32Ah.
05:32I want us to spend this time really getting to know each other.
05:36I do know you.
05:38What's my least favorite word?
05:40Flum.
05:42You're just guessing.
05:43It's panties.
05:45Although some days it's larva or chunks.
05:48Well, I will try to remember that.
05:51Now you tell me something I don't know about you.
05:54Okay.
05:58I'm a painter.
06:00I sort of guessed that when you painted my house.
06:04I mean, I paint.
06:06Art.
06:07Like, on a canvas, in a frame.
06:12Seriously?
06:12I went to art school in Paris.
06:15And my professor had a beret, so you know he was good.
06:19Wow.
06:23So now you're painting my bathroom?
06:26Yeah.
06:28It sucks.
06:29But I've been blocked for the past year.
06:32Blocked?
06:33Yeah.
06:33I mean, I keep trying to start a few pieces, but nothing comes.
06:37It's driving me crazy.
06:41Well, I'm sorry things aren't going well.
06:44But I'm glad you told me.
06:47See, we're getting to know each other.
06:49And we wouldn't have if we'd spent the whole night in bed.
06:52Yeah.
06:52And now I'm creatively and sexually frustrated.
06:58First dates are awesome.
07:05Geez, Roberta, I know you hate to throw anything away, but...
07:07You have the garbage man bringing you stuff now?
07:09Pardon my French, but what's French for kiss my ass?
07:13So you said Dave has a secret.
07:14Now, how are you getting that from this?
07:16It's just a bunch of phone numbers.
07:18Yeah, maybe just a bunch of numbers to you, but to a savvy sleuth with a keen eye and the
07:22nose of a bloodhound.
07:23Yeah, yeah, you're Miss Marple with a bum liver.
07:25So, what's he hiding?
07:27Let me walk you through it.
07:29Around the first of every month, Dave gets a string of calls, five or six, from this number in Boston.
07:34They're all short, 10, 15 seconds.
07:35My guess is he's not picking up. Somebody's leaving him messages, you know, bugging him.
07:39Once a month, huh?
07:41My guess is the next wife looking for her alimony.
07:44Except it's not.
07:45You see this? After a few days, he always calls back.
07:47And who, you ask, is he calling?
07:51A hospital in Boston.
07:53It's the office of Dr. Samuel Heller.
07:56Psychiatrist.
08:01So, once a month, Dave winds about his life to a Beantown head shrink, huh?
08:10Big whoop!
08:11I looked up your Davies doc on the web. He's not your garden variety shrink.
08:16He's a renowned psychiatrist and published author with a very specialized field of expertise.
08:23And that, my dear Watson, is your neighbor's little secret.
08:39You're right on top of me!
08:43Oh, lap of luxury. How I've missed sitting in you.
08:49Celia!
08:50Juanita!
08:51Chef is taking fresh baked cookies out of the oven.
08:57I can't tell you how nice it is to hear the sound of children's laughter in this house.
09:02You know what I was thinking.
09:04Why don't you all stay the weekend?
09:06Oh, we'd love to.
09:07Why not?
09:09Celia's birthday party is Sunday. We've got to get ready for it, remember?
09:12What's to get ready? You buy a $9 sheet cake and fling a pinata over a tree and bam! Party
09:17time!
09:18But, I don't have a change of clothes.
09:21My nephew left a whole closet full of old clothes. I'm sure something will fit you.
09:25Well...
09:25Carlos, just nod your head, cause I ain't leaving this pool.
09:29Oh, good. It's settled.
09:31Oh, Gabby! Your margarita's getting low. I'll send Brandon out with a fresh one.
09:39What are you doing?
09:40What? You heard the woman. She wants children's laughter.
09:43And I want the lobster the chef is serving for dinner. It's a win-win.
09:46I just don't feel comfortable with this.
09:47Why not? I mean, look at this place. It's like Shangri-La.
09:51Wow, you're right.
09:52The pitch black I see here is much more dazzling than the one at home.
09:56What is your problem?
09:57My problem is that it's a bad idea to mix business and pleasure.
10:01Says the man who massaged her into an orgasm.
10:03Even more reason to keep some professional distance.
10:06Carlos, she is just a lonely old woman yearning for some friendship and human contact.
10:09And I, for one, am happy to be that human.
10:15Mrs. Solis? Your margarita?
10:19Oh, shoot. I can't reach it.
10:39Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
10:41Hey. You bringing beer? Was I supposed to?
10:43No. Tom was supposed to.
10:44Gosh. Sorry. I thought the two cases I bought Monday would have lasted more than one rehearsal.
10:50Boys, we're better off not drinking today. We got a lot of work to do and only one week to
10:53do it.
10:54What are you talking about?
10:55We are playing Battle of the Bands at the White Horse.
10:58Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:01Uh, Dave, Battle of the Bands isn't for amateurs. You gotta audition.
11:06Uh, we don't.
11:08Edie's got a real estate buddy whose husband owns the club.
11:11You're kidding. We're playing an actual gig.
11:14In front of people who aren't listening just because I pay their allowance?
11:17Well, this is fantastic!
11:18Yes!
11:19But that means the pressure's on.
11:20We gotta really rehearse our cover stuff and...
11:23We need an original song.
11:25I don't know anything about songwriting.
11:27I know a little bit.
11:28No, you don't.
11:31It's fine.
11:32Mike and Al write something. You got a little time later?
11:33Not tonight. I got plans.
11:36Plans?
11:39What's her name?
11:42Can we just rehearse, please?
11:44You know, I heard that Susan and Jackson broke up.
11:46I heard they got back together.
11:48It's not Susan. Stop guessing.
11:50Also, get lives.
11:52Whatever, Mike.
11:53Just so long.
11:59Hey!
12:00Who said you'd turn the board around?
12:02Get back here!
12:03No, just come out here and show me some moves!
12:06Sorry to bother you.
12:07Just wanted to see if you needed anything before I go off to bed.
12:10No, we're good.
12:12Sure you don't want to order margarita number 12?
12:14You sure you don't want to shut your pie hole?
12:15It's so cute how you two bickered.
12:18Carlos, how do those pajamas fit you?
12:20They're perfect. I hope your nephew doesn't mind that I was wearing them.
12:23He'll never know. We're estranged.
12:27Oh. Okay.
12:31Anyway, we're good. So, have a nice night.
12:35Oh, what's that?
12:37Some animated thing.
12:39I love animated movies.
12:40The girls wanted to watch it, so we're kind of having a family movie night.
12:44Oh, that sounds like fun.
12:48My heavens, is that penguin surfing?
12:51Gee, I don't know. Can't really see the screen anymore.
12:55Oh dear, I'm being rude.
12:57Oh, that's okay.
13:04Hey, that's better.
13:10Did she just crawl?
13:11Oh yeah.
13:11Oh my god.
13:14Oh my god.
13:17And so there I was in ninth grade, and my boobs had not made an appearance.
13:21I was desperate.
13:23Yeah, let me refill that for you.
13:25And so that's when I got caught stuffing at the pep rally.
13:29And six months later, kaboom, I was voted prom queen.
13:33Nice work, girls.
13:39Stop that right now.
13:41What?
13:42The sex music. Turn it off.
13:44That's not sex music.
13:52We are not having sex until date number four, and this is date number two.
13:56I know what it is.
13:58It's just that you look so hot in these pants, and your hair smells so good.
14:03And your eyes...
14:06Look, I made you dinner. Come on.
14:09Jackson.
14:10I braised beef for you.
14:11Do you know what a pain in the ass it is to braise meat?
14:13Okay, do you know how sad it makes me to know that you only braised it to boink me?
14:19You're supposed to be asking me questions.
14:21The point of all this was to get to know each other better.
14:24How is it gonna make our relationship stronger for me to know that in the fifth grade they sent you
14:27to the therapist
14:28because you wouldn't stop chewing your hair?
14:31You know, that was hard for me to share.
14:34And the fact that you just make light of it, you know, I am calling this second date officially over.
14:39And you know what?
14:41I was going to let you fill me up over my blouse, but now...
14:44Nada.
14:45Nada.
15:12So before we wrap up here
15:15We still need some chaperones for the junior prom
15:17Aunt Schilling is coordinating the volunteers
15:19And she could really use some help
15:23Nobody?
15:30I know we're all busy
15:32But this is important
15:34We want our kids to have fun
15:35But let's face it
15:37If we don't keep an eye on them
15:39God only knows what kind of trouble they'll get into
15:44Helen?
15:46Marjorie
15:46You'll help?
15:48Fantastic
15:49Thanks guys
15:59Hey Lynette
16:02Do these meetings keep getting longer
16:04Or do they just seem that way?
16:08I don't know
16:11So
16:13How's the family?
16:15I haven't seen Penny in so long
16:17And all the kids are getting so big now
16:19I guess the boys will be going off to college soon
16:23Lynette!
16:24Lynette!
16:24I know everything
16:25Okay?
16:28Look
16:30I'm sorry
16:31But
16:33It's important for you to understand
16:36I love Porter
16:43So do I
16:44And if you ever lay a hand on him again
16:47You will find out just how much
17:01Oh
17:02Bree
17:02I've got good news
17:04Me too
17:04You go first
17:06I hired a girl to replace that thief, Charlie
17:09Oh
17:10Well
17:10Are you sure she's trustworthy?
17:12Well
17:12She comes with a strong recommendation from the head of the local FBI office
17:16Her father
17:17Who's Mormon?
17:18Well
17:18Done, Orson
17:20Thank you
17:20Your turn
17:22The new Christian reader just published an advance review of my cookbook
17:26Listen
17:27Mrs. Vandekamp's colorful stories of her upbringing show her upstanding values
17:31But her recipes are sinfully delicious
17:34They gave me four halos
17:37Then I think this is appropriate
17:39Holy cow
17:42I have to admit I had some reservations about us working together
17:46But this has succeeded beyond my wildest dreams
17:50We're quite a team, aren't we?
17:52Yeah, the best part is we get to see each other all of the time
17:54I know, which makes the hardest part
17:57Keeping my hands off you all the time
18:02Orson
18:03You can't be serious here
18:06This kitchen is the birthplace of our trials
18:09What better place to celebrate them?
18:15Last counters
18:16Hard on my head
18:17You want me to stop?
18:18No, give me an oven mitt
18:19Right
18:22Oh, much better
18:25Rise and shine, girls
18:27Rise and shine
18:30Oh my god, what are you doing?
18:32Gaby, it's fine
18:33We're just doing a little art project
18:35I told the girls they could decorate the room any way they wanted
18:40I'm making a castle
18:42It's stupid
18:43No, you're stupid
18:45You're both stupid
18:47Stop it
18:47I mean, Mrs. Hildebrand, this is really nice of you
18:50But why would you want to ruin your beautiful room?
18:53Oh, it's not my room anymore, it's their room
18:56What?
18:56Yes, it's the room they'll be staying in whenever you come to visit
19:00They're getting new TV, bunk beds
19:03I'll have it ready by the time you get here next weekend
19:07Oh, next weekend
19:09Uh, Carlos and I have plans
19:12Well, I bet the girls don't
19:14I'll send a car for them
19:17I don't think that's such a good idea
19:19How about it, girls?
19:20Want to spend next weekend here?
19:22Yay!
19:23Thank you, Mrs. Hildebrand
19:25Oh, what did I tell you?
19:27Sorry
19:27Thank you, Grandma
19:30Come
19:37Grandma, she told them to call her Grandma?
19:40Yeah, that's why we're leaving
19:41After you told her we'd stay all weekend, how are we going to do that?
19:43I don't know, make an excuse
19:45Say you have some blind thing you have to go to
19:49We have to be very careful here
19:51This woman has a lot of pull at the country club
19:53Plus, we've got that Europe trip coming up
19:55Whoa, whoa, whoa
19:55We're not going to Europe with Grandma Nutschop
19:57I'm not walking away from $100,000
19:59We need that money
20:00Carlos, it's not worth it
20:02She's really starting to freak me out
20:03Damn it, Gabby
20:05I told you it was dangerous getting chummy with the client
20:07But you wouldn't listen
20:08You had to stay for the lobster
20:09Hey, I seem to remember some melted butter on your bed, too
20:12Now, how are we getting out of here?
20:14She knows we've got Celia's party tomorrow
20:16I'll tell her we have to go shopping for that
20:18Everything will be fine
20:26Sorry
20:27I had to wait for my folks to go to the store before I could sneak out
20:31What's wrong?
20:35Are you okay?
20:37I don't know what to do
20:40About what?
20:41Let me help you
20:43It's just all such a mess
20:45Wait
20:46Is this about my mom?
20:47Did she do something else to you?
20:49Did she call your husband?
20:51No
20:52Well, then what?
20:53Tell me
21:00I'm pregnant
21:17Hey, do you mind if I cut out early today?
21:20I don't see why not
21:21I mean, everything's pretty much done here
21:22You can go now if you'd like
21:24Thanks
21:26Hey, Drew, you look handsome
21:31Do I?
21:32Great
21:35Something wrong?
21:37You remember Charlie, the kid you guys fired for stealing?
21:40Well, he called and asked how you could prove it
21:43And I said, we've got a surveillance tape, scuzzball
21:47Well, guess who stole the surveillance tape last night
21:50That does it, we're pressing charges
21:53You might want to hold off on that
21:55Because according to Charlie
21:56The surveillance tape is also a sex tape
22:02What?
22:03Yeah, he said it shows a couple really going at it
22:06So
22:07Any idea who those crazy kids might be?
22:11Oh, dear God
22:12Yep
22:13I kind of thought so
22:15How would this be happening?
22:18Before anything got serious
22:19I made a point of turning the camera off
22:22Wait, I turned it off, too
22:23I didn't see you do that
22:25No, you were looking for the olive oil
22:27Obviously, you turned it back on
22:32We need to, um, get that tape back
22:35Yeah, well, break out your checkbook
22:36Because he wants two grand for it
22:38Two thousand dollars?
22:39Yeah, or he's going to post it on YouTube
22:41What are we going to do?
22:43Well, first you need to decide
22:44What your porn names are going to be
22:46Okay, this is not a joke
22:48My book comes out next month
22:49My old-fashioned, traditional cookbook
22:52This could ruin me
22:53All right, Brie, we'll just pay him
22:55No
22:56I refuse to pay blackmail to some hooligan
22:58Who's stolen from us twice
23:04Andrew
23:06All my life, I have done my best to teach you
23:08To respect God and the law
23:11And never to harm another living thing
23:15I want you to forget every one of those lessons
23:18If it'll help you get that tape back
23:20Wow
23:21So, carte blanche
23:24Within reason
23:26We are not condoning arson
23:27Or violence
23:28Or
23:29Arson?
23:30Don't cramp the boy's style
23:39I don't know
23:45Say sweetie now, don't forget to make a wish
23:49Yeah!
23:49Happy birthday!
23:53Happy birthday!
24:03Virginia! What, uh, are you doing here?
24:05I came to give Celia her birthday gift.
24:08Well, she's a little busy with her friends right now,
24:10so just give it to me and I'll make sure she gets it.
24:13I'm afraid that won't be possible.
24:15You see, for my present, I'm going to take her to a shop
24:17that sells the most exquisite antique dolls
24:19and let her pick whichever one she likes.
24:22Well, she's not going to leave her party to go buy a doll.
24:25Of course not. I'll wait on the porch till it's over.
24:28Look, I'm sorry, but I don't want you driving off with my daughter.
24:32Well, you know she'll be safe with me.
24:34But if you'd feel better joining us...
24:36You sure are making this hard.
24:38I have tried to be nice, but I am running out of polite here,
24:41so I'm just going to say, knock it off.
24:44I'm sorry. Knock off what?
24:46This whole creepy, clingy, I'm your grandma routine.
24:49But I've come to feel like a grandmother to the girls.
24:52In three days. That's the creepy part.
24:55What a hurtful thing to say.
24:57Especially given how generous I've been to your family.
24:59Yeah, too generous.
25:00It's like you're trying to buy us or something.
25:02Well, we're not for sale, so just back off.
25:05Who do you think you're talking to?
25:08You wicked, unrightful girl.
25:11You're not the first greedy bitch
25:12who's tried to bleed me dry and then wash her hands of me.
25:15Okay, we're done here. Goodbye.
25:17Goodbye.
25:20Am I not making myself clear?
25:22Get off my property!
25:23Gabby!
25:24What's going on?
25:27I came to buy Celia a doll.
25:29I believe you've heard Gabby's response.
25:33Virginia, please.
25:35Allow me to apologize?
25:36I think it's a little late for that.
25:47Thank you for a wonderful third date.
25:52And I'm glad that you're back on board with our plan.
25:55Yeah, I don't really think I'm starting to get something out of it.
25:58Oh, pop quiz!
26:00Why did Tim Beale stop talking to me in eighth grade?
26:03You told Erin Connors about her nose job.
26:05Right?
26:06What time is it?
26:08Uh, 10.48?
26:09No.
26:10It's sex time.
26:12Huh.
26:12Hmm.
26:13Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
26:15What?
26:15Stop.
26:16We're not having sex till the fourth date, remember?
26:19Jackson, look at me.
26:20I'm tipsy.
26:21I'm horny.
26:22I'm easier than a five-year-old's homework.
26:29I'll call you tomorrow.
26:38The forehead?
26:44I hate to say anything, Stan, but you are president of the country club.
26:48You need to know that the way Carlos touched me during my last massage,
26:53well, let's just say it was highly inappropriate.
26:57And that kind of behavior is a liability the club can't afford.
27:04Good.
27:06I appreciate you taking care of it.
27:15Hello.
27:16Hello.
27:17Is this Dr. Heller?
27:18Speaking.
27:18Who's calling?
27:19I'm Maggie Card, Hilltop Insurance.
27:21We have an applicant for a new term life insurance policy,
27:24and he lists you as a previous care provider.
27:26I was hoping to verify his medical history.
27:29The name's Dave Williams.
27:30Dave Williams?
27:31I don't know what Dave Williams.
27:32Well, sure you do.
27:33You call him every month.
27:35How would Maggie come here?
27:36I'm guessing.
27:38Who is this?
27:40Hi, Dr. Heller.
27:41I'm Lindsay Thorne.
27:43I'm Maggie's supervisor, and she's confused and about to get fired.
27:47And we just need you to confirm for our records
27:50that you're treating a man named David Williams.
27:52What is your Medicare ID number?
27:56Um, I'm not sure.
27:57We're in the process of converting to the metric system.
28:02I don't know who this is,
28:04but are you aware that what you are doing is illegal?
28:08Okay, look.
28:08We're just trying to get some info on this guy.
28:10He just moved to Fairview, and he's really creeping people out.
28:14You're in Fairview?
28:16Yeah, why?
28:17Does that mean something to you?
28:22No, I'm just trying to get all the info I need
28:24when I contact the federal authorities to let them know that.
28:32Well, we really screwed the pooch on that one.
28:35Yeah, back to the drawing board.
28:37Can I Irish that up for you?
28:39It's new somewhere.
28:47You got the tape!
28:48How did you manage that?
28:49Orson, we don't need to know.
28:50No, you don't.
28:52But it's kind of amazing what you can get a bunch of bikers to do for a case of beer.
28:55Oh, my.
28:56Well, I better destroy this.
28:58Actually, you may want to watch it first.
29:00Why?
29:01I'm embarrassed enough as it is.
29:03Humor me.
29:03I'll queue it up.
29:04You watched it?
29:05Well, I had to make sure it was the right disc.
29:08Here, just watch it a little bit.
29:12Oh, dear God.
29:12I can't look.
29:13Really, Andrew?
29:18Wait.
29:18Bree, that's not us.
29:20What?
29:21Well, who is it, then?
29:22Wait, wait.
29:23He flips her in just a sec.
29:24This is where it gets good.
29:31Catherine!
29:32And Mike.
29:35Just so you know, I'm never eating anything that comes out of that kitchen again.
29:47Jackson!
29:58Hi.
29:58Hi.
29:59Hi.
30:07I am declaring this our official fourth date, okay?
30:12The rules have been followed, and you may begin disrobing now.
30:18I'm kind of doing something right now.
30:22Okay.
30:23I just ran into your house half naked.
30:25The only thing you should be doing is me.
30:29What's on your face?
30:31Is that paint?
30:33Are you painting again?
30:35Uh, yeah.
30:37I thought you were blocked.
30:39I was, but not having sex for a few days kind of got my juices flowing in a different direction.
30:45So, now, I really need to finish.
30:48So, you've broken through your creative log, Jim?
30:52Congratulations.
30:53Congratulations.
30:54Oh, why not celebrate by ripping off my clothes with your teeth?
30:57I can't.
30:59I'm not finished yet.
31:00How close are you?
31:01Because I can wait.
31:02No, wait.
31:03No, no.
31:03Don't look at that.
31:04Yeah.
31:12That's me.
31:17It's supposed to be.
31:22That look on my face.
31:25I've seen it before.
31:28In the mirror.
31:30When I'm feeling...
31:36How do you know about that look?
31:41Well, I know a lot about you.
31:46I know your cheeks get red when people say you're pretty.
31:51I know that your eyes start to tear up whenever you talk about your grandfather.
31:59And I know that when you're really sad, you get that beautiful, haunted look that you try to shake off
32:08before anybody can see it.
32:13I can't believe I ever thought you didn't know me.
32:26Well, I guess I should let you finish this.
32:29I'm sort of missing hands.
32:32Actually, that is one detail I could use some help with.
32:36Really?
32:37Unless you have a problem posing naked.
32:40Oh, come on.
32:42I think you know the answer to that.
32:51Hey.
32:52Hello, Catherine.
32:53Um, I thought you might want this videotape from our surveillance camera.
33:00Do we have a surveillance camera?
33:02Yes, in the, uh, test kitchen.
33:07Oh, my God.
33:09So, that means you saw me and Mike?
33:12Yes, indeedy.
33:14Oh, I am so embarrassed.
33:17Oh, what you must think of me.
33:19Let's not dwell on it.
33:19Oh, what?
33:20I mean, having sex in the kitchen.
33:22Where food's prepared.
33:23What kind of demented slut would do that?
33:24I said, let's not dwell on it.
33:30Thanks for bringing it by.
33:31Catherine.
33:32I'm sorry, but I just have to ask.
33:34Are you sure you know what you're doing?
33:37Meaning what?
33:38Meaning Susan is your oldest friend on this street.
33:42She divorced him, Bree.
33:43And she's seeing someone else.
33:45Why can't Mike do that?
33:47Because she's your friend.
33:48And we're women.
33:50We don't do that to each other.
33:56Look, I've been alone for five years.
33:59I'm finally in a relationship, and you're trying to make me feel guilty?
34:02Is that what I saw on the tape?
34:03A relationship?
34:05I don't know what it is.
34:07All I know is I'm having the time of my life.
34:13Fair enough, but just be careful.
34:15I mean, this is very complicated.
34:17I hate to see it end badly.
34:19Okay.
34:30Hey, breakfast on the table.
34:43Porter, this whole hating me thing that you've got going on right now,
34:47believe it or not, I get where you're coming from.
34:51I don't hate you.
34:52But one day, you are going to meet someone more appropriate.
35:00Someone who wants the same things that you do out of life.
35:04Then you are going to know what real love is.
35:07And when you do, I hope you will finally see where I am coming from.
35:18Yeah?
35:19It's me.
35:20Can you talk?
35:21Hey, Gary, I'm running kind of late.
35:23Can I call you later?
35:24Just listen.
35:26I can leave town Saturday.
35:28You have the money, right?
35:30Yeah.
35:30No problem.
35:32I love you.
35:37I love you.
35:47I know where you're coming from, Mom.
35:53And I want you and Dad to know that I really appreciate everything you've done for me.
36:04Good.
36:06I'll see you downstairs.
36:19Desire.
36:20It's an emotion designed to lead us astray.
36:23Persuading those who crave love to make foolish choices.
36:31Causing those who yearn for family to act out in anger.
36:41Allowing those who are lonely to behave in reckless ways.
36:51And when the pursuit of our heart's desire becomes an obsession,
36:57the best we can hope for is a caring friend willing to come along.
37:04Hi.
37:05I'd like to book the next flight to Fairview.
37:07And stop us.
37:13I'd like to book the next flight.
37:13I'd like to book the next flight.
37:13I'd like to book the next flight.