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00:01Susan Delfino and Carlos Solis had never been the best of friends.
00:07Susan thought Carlos paid too much attention to other people's opinions.
00:13And Carlos thought Susan didn't pay attention at all.
00:19Over the years, they'd never had much to say to one another.
00:23But one night, Susan found herself troubled by thoughts she couldn't share with her spouse.
00:30While two doors down, Carlos was in the same predicament.
00:37And that's how it came to pass that two people who'd never had much to say to one another
00:44suddenly found they had a great deal to talk about.
00:51So I leave the office, walk into the parking garage, and there he is.
00:58Alejandro.
00:58Right in front of me. I practically jump out of my skin.
01:02Then I turn around again.
01:04It's just some guy getting into his car.
01:07This is not me. I can't sleep. I'm seeing ghosts.
01:11I feel like I'm walking around with a neon sign on my forehead flashing, guilty, guilty.
01:17And everybody can see it.
01:20But sometimes I think I'm losing it.
01:22Me too.
01:23I was getting ready to detect the guy. Can you imagine?
01:26Can I imagine? I assaulted a cop, remember?
01:30Oh, yeah.
01:31Yeah.
01:32What happened with that?
01:33Fifteen hours of community service.
01:36Oh, sure.
01:36And I can't tell Mike.
01:38There's one more thing I'm lying to him about.
01:40Well, I can't talk to Gabby, but she's sick of listening.
01:44That's what makes us feel so...
01:51I know.
01:55Can I tell you something?
01:57When I went out walking tonight, I was kind of hoping I'd run into you.
02:06I was kind of hoping that too.
02:10Yeah.
02:13You're kidding.
02:14You've never read To Kill a Mockingbird.
02:17In my school, if you read a book, it was more like To Kill a Sophomore.
02:21Well, you would love it.
02:23It's about a guy who tries to hang on to his sense of right and wrong when the system fails
02:30him.
02:31Gee, I don't get that at all.
02:34Oh, your jacket. Thank you.
02:39Yes, Susan and Carlos were starting to pay attention to one another.
02:45Good night.
02:47But what they didn't realize was that someone else was paying attention too.
02:58Wisteria Lane may look flawless, but that's only because its residents are so good at concealing imperfections.
03:08They know how to make something old look new again.
03:12How to make an embarrassing mistake disappear.
03:17How to make a poor showing look like a modest victory.
03:22And how to make a friend feel better after she's gone through a messy breakup.
03:28Gabby, how thoughtful.
03:30It's from that new place, Skinnyberry.
03:31Tastes like a milkshake, but only 18 calories.
03:36And I figured you could use a little pick-me-up after you dump Chuck.
03:40Yeah, well, about that.
03:43Morning, women.
03:46Morning.
03:47Oh, is that from Skinnyberry?
03:49You know the fraud units all over that place, right?
03:51Apparently those things are like pure ice cream.
03:53Huh. Guess you can't trust anybody.
03:58Have a good day.
04:03Alright, I know what you're gonna say.
04:04Three words. First word, your. Third word, crazy. Middle word, what you keep doing to that guy.
04:09You don't understand.
04:10Damn right I don't.
04:11You said you were gonna dump him.
04:13I was.
04:15But, I think Chuck wrote the letter.
04:19I know what you did, letter?
04:21What makes you think that?
04:22I spoke to Paul Young and...
04:23Why would you talk to Paul?
04:25To find out who else knew about Mary Alice's letter.
04:28And he said that when he confessed to killing Martha Huber, Chuck was there.
04:33Okay, but why would Chuck blackmail you?
04:36He's already got the milk and the cow.
04:38No offense. Just what else could he want?
04:40Maybe he wants to control me. Maybe he wants money. I don't know.
04:44You've gotta start snooping.
04:46What?
04:47Yeah. Go through his stuff, hack into his emails, listen in on his phone calls.
04:50I can't do that.
04:51You have to, Bree.
04:52Until we know what Chuck knows. Exactly what he knows.
04:55It's not just you who's in danger. It's all of us.
05:05How's that pressure?
05:07Oh, perfect.
05:08And remember, Friedrich, I've hidden your tip somewhere on my body.
05:12It's up to you to find it.
05:16Go away!
05:17Renee! I need you.
05:19Lee!
05:20I am in crisis. I am at my wit's will. Hello.
05:23Lee McDermott. Nice to meet you.
05:26I'm Friedrich.
05:26Ooh, like in The Sound of Music.
05:31Nothing?
05:31Okay, he plays for your team.
05:33Anyway, I need a huge favor.
05:35I don't do favors, you know that.
05:36It's for Jenny.
05:37Oh, your daughter?
05:39No.
05:40Please.
05:42I am desperate.
05:44When Bob and I adopted her, we agreed that I would take care of the time of the month talk
05:48and Bob would handle all things bra.
05:50Well, that bastard is in Tokyo and the booby fairy has arrived.
05:54The booby fairy?
05:55See why I should not be the one handling this?
05:57I was hoping maybe you could take her shopping.
06:01Oh, man up. It's just a bra.
06:03They terrify me.
06:04Too many numbers and letters and colors.
06:07And it's my little girl growing up and I can't deal.
06:12Oh, yes.
06:14So you'll do it?
06:15No, he just found his tip.
06:18Renee!
06:20Fine.
06:21I'll take her, but only for an hour and no small talk.
06:24Oh, bless you. I will never forget you for this.
06:27Look, Ricky Martin. Eating a banana.
06:32Just checking.
06:37Oh, please come with us. You bra shop with Penny.
06:40And maybe one of your older boys, if I'm guessing right.
06:43I can't. I have plans.
06:45Oh, that's right.
06:46Tom's got the kids and you have this whole place to yourself.
06:49What are you going to do?
06:51Oh, sweetie.
06:52Some man who's not married to you is going to have to see that body soon.
06:55Do not do this.
06:56It's not for me. My sister's coming.
06:59Lydia? The disaster?
07:01Yeah. Out of the blue she called and says she wants to visit.
07:03You know what that means?
07:04She got dumped.
07:05After loaning him a lot of money.
07:07And finding out he's married.
07:08In two states.
07:09So, I gotta get the whole tool kit ready so after she crash lands here, I can pick up the
07:14pieces.
07:15Ah, I'm going out the back door. I hate to see people crying.
07:19It reminds me how little I actually care about others.
07:24Coming!
07:27Oh, hi.
07:29You look...
07:31You look fantastic.
07:33You thought I'd be my usual blubbery mess of snot and tears, didn't you?
07:37What? No.
07:38Well, that's not me anymore.
07:41Thanks to Rashi, I'm a changed woman.
07:43Rashi?
07:44Oh, God. Did you get a dog?
07:46No, silly. I got engaged.
07:49To the greatest guy in the world.
07:55Oh, and Lynette, I'm so sorry about you and Tom.
07:59But don't worry.
08:01I'm here to help.
08:09Hey!
08:10Sorry I'm late.
08:11The grocery store was a madhouse.
08:13I actually had to fight a woman over the last chicken.
08:16Susan.
08:16Unfortunately, she was Slavica.
08:17Very sturdy people.
08:19So, I hope you like cereal.
08:20Susan, stop.
08:22I just got off the phone with a guy from the county.
08:24Something about your court-ordered community service for assaulting a policeman?
08:30Oh, that.
08:32Yeah, that.
08:36It's so ridiculous.
08:37I was trying to fight a parking ticket and I knocked over the cop's bike.
08:44Maybe told him his baby was ugly.
08:46He blew the whole thing out of proportion.
08:48Well, you know what I'm blowing out of proportion?
08:50The guy on the phone called me Mr. Solis.
08:55Right.
08:57Because, uh...
08:59Carlos picked me up at the police station.
09:02Which I know sounds weird.
09:05Why him and not you?
09:07I...
09:09I was just so embarrassed.
09:12I...
09:13I didn't want to tell you.
09:16So there's nothing going on with you and Carlos?
09:20Yeah.
09:22I shouldn't be worried about your little moonlight stroll last night.
09:27Wow!
09:29Have you been taking fighting lessons from that Slavic lady?
09:34Like, come on.
09:36I couldn't sleep.
09:37Carlos couldn't sleep.
09:37We ran into each other and we talked.
09:39About what?
09:40You barely know him.
09:41The first eight years we lived here, you called him Ricky Ricardo.
09:46He's...
09:47Going through something and I'm helping him.
09:50Yeah?
09:51Tell me, what's he going through?
09:55It's personal.
09:59Mike, Carlos and I are just friends.
10:02I don't mind you being friends with a guy.
10:04It's all the sneaking around and the lying I'm having a hard time with.
10:15So she waltzes into my advanced yoga class, even though clearly she's never done yoga before.
10:20Well, the teacher of the beginners class wasn't nearly as cute as you.
10:24And then I go over and correct her cobbler pose, right?
10:29And our eyes meet.
10:31And three weeks later, he gives me this.
10:34Wow, that's some rock.
10:36Literally, it's a rock.
10:38I saw it on the beach after class.
10:40It calls out to me.
10:42And I feel like I might need it someday.
10:44And you did.
10:46Isn't the universe amazing?
10:48Amazingly thrifty.
10:51Okay, so this is my third glass.
10:53I'm saying neat things, but I'm not getting a buzz.
10:56The wine is alcohol free.
10:59So this night's not getting any better.
11:00Ever since Rashi did a liver cleanse on me, I haven't had a drop to drink.
11:04Wow.
11:05You got Lydia to give up wine?
11:07You should take your act to Vegas.
11:10It's not an act.
11:10I'm gonna go grab some spices out of the van.
11:14Mmm.
11:22Okay.
11:22Who are you kidding?
11:24You can't marry that sunflower seed.
11:25I'm not kidding anybody.
11:28I love him.
11:29In fact, he's leading a meditation seminar at Kerrigan Park.
11:34Why don't you come?
11:36It might help you deal with your marriage crashing.
11:39My marriage did not crash.
11:41Tom and I are separated.
11:42Exactly why you should be doing some Lynette work.
11:44Come on, it'll be fun.
11:46Six hours of silence in a traditional mountain yurt.
11:51I promise you, Lydia, if you drag me to a yurt, two will go in, one will come out.
12:03Hey, careful, that's our tax dollars you're dripping.
12:06Sorry.
12:07You need to pace yourself.
12:08You're gonna need lots of paint to cover that gigantic banana over there.
12:13Uh, I don't think that's a banana.
12:22Hey, I worked hard on that graffiti.
12:25What are you doing here?
12:28To kill a mockingbird.
12:30I started reading it last night, it was so good I couldn't wait to talk to you about it.
12:33Yeah, well, I'm kind of beautifying the city at the moment.
12:36Don't you get a lunch?
12:38Um, look, Carlos, Mike found out we were spending time together and he's a little weird about it, so...
12:45I don't think we should be having any intimate lunches.
12:48Why is he weird? I mean, nothing's going on.
12:51No, of course not.
12:52But somehow, us meeting in the middle of the night and me lying about it was kind of a red
12:58flag for him.
13:02Okay, well, if lunch is too intimate...
13:07How about, I help with the beautifying?
13:11Guess there's no harm in that.
13:13Excuse me, are you here for community service?
13:17Nope, just trying to be a good citizen.
13:19Can't. Not unless you've committed a crime.
13:23Are you serious?
13:24Yeah.
13:31There.
13:32I littered.
13:42Jenny, trust me.
13:43You want Jackson to notice you, ice him out.
13:46Don't talk to him, don't look at him.
13:48Maybe have sex with his best friend.
13:50I mean, have a soda. Got it?
13:53Totes.
13:53What happened to you guys? You were supposed to be back two hours ago.
13:56Uh, we went shopping. Here's your credit card.
13:59Oh, and by the way, I upped your limit three grand.
14:01What are you, a nurse?
14:03So, tell me all about your day. OMG, I want to see everything you bought.
14:07Dad, you're like a million years too old for OMG.
14:11I'm gonna try the makeup you got me.
14:14Wait, you got her makeup? She's 11.
14:16Uh, she wears a bra now? Thinks she's ready for strawberry lip gloss?
14:20Tell me what happens with Jackson. I want all the deets.
14:24Deets. I love you.
14:28Well, look at you two all BFF.
14:31So, who's this Jackson? I would like those deets.
14:33Oh, she asked me not to tell anyone about him.
14:37I'm not anyone. I'm her co-father.
14:39Well, don't take it personally.
14:40They're just some things girls would rather talk about with other girls.
14:43I can be a girl. I can totally be a girl.
14:46Well, you got the voice down.
14:54Hey, where are you?
14:56In the kitchen. Come join me.
15:01It smells amazing. What are you making?
15:04Oh, seared tilapia with Bernays Sauvignon and a little bok choy.
15:08Mind giving me a hand?
15:09Brie, the only word I recognized in that sentence was hand.
15:12Come on. There's nothing to it.
15:13This is Bernays sauce.
15:14It just needs 10 minutes of constant whisking.
15:19Constant.
15:21Look at you. You're a natural.
15:23I'm gonna go dress for dinner.
15:27Now remember, keep whisking for 10 minutes.
15:29If your hand starts to spasm, it means you're doing it right.
15:55Marie, I think it's been 10 minutes.
15:58No, no, not even close.
15:59Keep whisking til it's light and frothy.
16:18Okay, I don't care how long it's been.
16:22That stuff ain't getting any wrong.
16:26And I got a cramp in my shooting hand.
16:29So, if a criminal gets away tomorrow, it'll be your fault.
16:33Oh, well, I'm so sorry.
16:37Here, let me massage it for you.
16:51He took a picture of your hand while you were sleeping?
16:53How creepy is that?
16:54I know. Why would he do such a thing?
16:57Oh, my God. What?
17:00He must have found a handprint at the crime scene.
17:02He pulled your print off the photo and they were a match.
17:04Is that possible?
17:05I don't know.
17:06Well, then what's in the envelope?
17:09Maybe the cell phone or a piece of the shovel handle.
17:11Whatever it is, that's what he's gonna use to nail us.
17:13We have to get that envelope.
17:15And I can't keep distracting him by having him stir sauces.
17:17By the way, it's Bernays disaster.
17:20Okay, tonight when he gets home, you take him for a long walk,
17:24leave the back door open, and I'll do the rest.
17:25Got it.
17:28What if the briefcase is locked?
17:30I can pick locks.
17:31Yeah.
17:32I can also disguise my voice, forge people's signatures,
17:35and I'm a decent pickpocket.
17:36Adultery gave me some valuable life skills.
17:43Fractions are so stupid.
17:45You're never gonna need this stuff anyway.
17:47Are you kidding me?
17:49Let's say you marry a guy who's worth $20 million.
17:52You divorce him, and he gives you half,
17:55but your prenup says you get three quarters.
17:57That extra five million gets you a yacht
18:00because you learned your fractions.
18:03True story, by the way.
18:05Hello?
18:06It's Lee.
18:07Hey!
18:08Come on up!
18:09You know, you'd be a really cool mom.
18:11You think so?
18:14No.
18:15I'd probably just leave the kid in the nightclub or Morocco.
18:19Hey!
18:20What are you doing here?
18:21What am I doing here?
18:21I'm looking for my daughter, who said she'd be home by five.
18:24I guess we got carried away.
18:27Totes.
18:27Use the whole word!
18:29How much time are you saving?
18:30Calm down.
18:31Can you stay out of this?
18:32This is between me and my daughter.
18:34Stop.
18:35You're embarrassing me.
18:36I don't care.
18:37You need to come home with me.
18:38Now.
18:39What if I say I'm not ready to leave?
18:41What if I say you're grounded for a week?
18:43Should we keep going?
18:44What?!
18:44You are so unfair!
18:51Aren't you being a little hard on her?
18:53Back off, Renee.
18:54You're not her mother.
18:59Mmm.
19:00My sweet.
19:02That was your most delicious meal yet.
19:04What was in this?
19:05Uh, just walnuts, hemp curds, and one very special ingredient.
19:09Please don't say love, because I'm already nauseous.
19:13I find that a walk after a meal helps encourage my digestive flow.
19:18Anybody care to join me?
19:19You go.
19:20I'll clean up.
19:25Oh, Lynette.
19:27That's full of poison.
19:28Yes, delicious, creamy poison.
19:30Which, by the way, you used to suck down by the gallon.
19:33Yes, I know.
19:34But I've changed.
19:35And I want to help you change, too.
19:38It's why I'm here.
19:39Wow.
19:39That's a bigger load of crap than the one we just ate.
19:43Excuse me?
19:43You're not here for me.
19:45You're not here for me.
19:46You're here because, for once, you're the one in the happy relationship, and you just
19:49couldn't wait to rub my face in it.
19:52How could...
19:53Why do you...
19:54Oh, no.
19:55No, no, no, no, no.
19:56No.
19:57You won't drag me down to your level.
19:59I am surrounded by a beautiful bubble of loving energy.
20:03Yes, Lydia, you are in a bubble.
20:05But once the pebble collector dumps you, like they all do, you'll go right back to being
20:10the ice cream-binging, wine-swilling, neurotic mess you really are.
20:14Pop.
20:15You are so mean.
20:17God, I hate you.
20:19There she is.
20:19Welcome back.
20:20My whole life, you've treated me like a screw-up.
20:22You always had to be the happy one, the smart one, the married one.
20:25Well, guess what?
20:26Now you're the screw-up bitch.
20:28You're alone and miserable, and I love it.
20:31I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it!
20:33Wow.
20:36I just, uh, forgot my iPod.
20:44Wow.
21:10Uh-oh.
21:11A Chardonnay float.
21:14Does that mean...
21:16Yes.
21:17Rashi's gone to the retreat, alone, so...
21:22Congratulations, now I'm just as miserable as you are.
21:25Did he dump you?
21:28He said now that he's seen the real me.
21:31He needs to meditate on whether or not he can still marry me.
21:35I'm so screwed, dude.
21:38Oh.
21:41You know, if he was that quick to run off, maybe he's not the guy.
21:45He's the guy.
21:47I'm just not the girl.
21:50I thought I could put all that loser stuff behind me and actually have a functional relationship.
21:57I guess that's too much to ask for.
22:00Why don't you go talk to him?
22:01I can't.
22:04After how I behaved, I've been told my energy is no longer welcome in the yurt.
22:21Where is she?
22:23Where is who?
22:24Jenny.
22:25She's supposed to be grounded, but when I went to her room to check on her, she was gone.
22:28Well, she's not here.
22:29I've been out all afternoon.
22:30I don't think I trust you.
22:33Jenny?
22:34Are you in here?
22:36This is all your fault, you know.
22:37My fault?
22:38How is it my fault?
22:39I'm sorry, I'm not speaking to you right now.
22:41We were a perfectly happy family before you got involved.
22:44Got involved?
22:45You made me take a shopping because you're scared of boobs.
22:47Yeah, and then you glommed on because you don't have kids of your own.
22:51It's not her fault.
22:53Jenny.
22:55I snuck in a back window.
22:57Sorry.
22:58What's going on?
22:59Why are you here?
23:00I like it here.
23:02We did our nails.
23:04More?
23:05I don't know.
23:07Sometimes I think it'd be cool to have a...
23:10mother.
23:11Oh my God, the M word.
23:13Easy.
23:15What can a mother do that I can't?
23:18You want to do your nails?
23:19Mani-pedi Monday.
23:20Start next week.
23:21You want to try on shoes?
23:22I have the stilettos that Cher wore to the Moonstruck premiere.
23:26You can't go in the ladies room with me.
23:29So that's the problem?
23:30Well, you've got me.
23:32I see why having a dad and a papa is so horrible.
23:35Jenny, why don't you go in the kitchen?
23:37The latest Vogue's in there.
23:39We have magazines at our house, too.
23:43Are you okay?
23:50This is my worst nightmare come true.
23:53I've worried about this moment ever since she came into our lives.
23:55What if Bob and I aren't enough?
24:00What if she does need a mother?
24:03Oh, shut up.
24:06Excuse me?
24:08You took a girl who was bouncing from one foster home to another and gave her two great parents who
24:13love her.
24:13But you hurt her.
24:14It's not enough.
24:15Oh, please.
24:16She's a kid.
24:17Today she wants a mom.
24:18Tomorrow she'll want a car.
24:20Jenny is not lacking for anything and you guys are doing an amazing job with her.
24:25Really?
24:26Yeah, really.
24:27So amazing that for the first time in my life I actually enjoyed hanging out with a kid.
24:37And I take back everything I said about you being an insensitive bitch.
24:41Uh, you never said that.
24:44Don't open your email.
24:50We are the sun, the warmth radiating from our hearts.
24:56We are the endless sea rolling beneath the forever sky.
25:02We are the leaves, the wind blows us from trees.
25:07Sorry, sorry.
25:08Stupid wind.
25:10We are the stars, glowing, growing, losing ourselves but gaining the universe.
25:20You got a sec.
25:21What are you doing here?
25:23Besides trying not to laugh my ass off, I need to talk to you.
25:26Well, not now.
25:27My students have been meditating for six hours.
25:29They are very close to finding their bliss.
25:31I'm sure they can spare you for a few minutes.
25:32So come talk to me or I will start singing Bethel Merman at the top of my lungs.
25:38There's no business like show business.
25:41There's no...
25:41So sorry.
25:42I'll be right back.
25:49You can't leave Lydia.
25:52I don't want to.
25:53But I didn't recognize that person I saw yelling at you.
25:55I did.
25:56It's the person I turn her into every time we get together.
25:59The Lydia I didn't recognize was the one who breezed through my house.
26:02Happy and in love.
26:03You don't understand.
26:04It's too hard for me to be around people like you and Lydia.
26:08Then eat a root or chant or whatever.
26:11It's not going to help, okay?
26:12Why not?
26:12Because you are exactly like my family.
26:16My name is not Rashi.
26:19It's Herbert Brickmeyer from Levittown, Long Island.
26:23And that energy in your kitchen, that was pure Brickmeyer.
26:26And I can't be around that again.
26:28Okay.
26:28Okay, first of all, Lydia doesn't act like that when I'm not pushing her buttons.
26:33And even if she did, work it out.
26:35That's what a relationship is.
26:36And you're a relationship expert?
26:39I'm an expert on screwing them up.
26:44I'm guessing it took you a while to stop being a crazy Long Island Brickmeyer.
26:48So give Lydia a little time to find her bliss too.
26:58I'll think about it.
27:01All this talk about my family's got me really jonesing for a cigarette.
27:04You wouldn't happen to...
27:06Sorry, Herb.
27:19Hi.
27:21Hi.
27:25What?
27:26Rashi called.
27:27He had an epiphany during the retreat.
27:29He knows I'm changing, and he's willing to be patient.
27:33Yay!
27:35Oh, Ma.
27:38He's right.
27:39You are changing.
27:40I have never seen you like this before.
27:43Really?
27:44Yeah.
27:44Really, honey.
27:46I think...
27:48I think that is why I have been so rotten to you.
27:52I'm jealous.
27:57Why?
28:00I don't get in relationships, Lydia.
28:02I get on them.
28:04I mount them and grab them by the hair and kick them in the sides until I make them go
28:10where I want.
28:11And God help the other person if they have a different idea than me.
28:16Is that what happened with you and Tom?
28:20Oh, yeah.
28:24You can change too, Lynette.
28:27I don't know if I can.
28:29I'm pretty sure this is as good as it gets.
28:32No, Lynette.
28:33No.
28:34Because you recognize your problem now.
28:37And a wise man once said that to begin the journey of change, we must pull on the boots of
28:43self-awareness.
28:46And was that wise man Rashi?
28:50Isn't he adorable?
28:58When he talks to Scout and Jem, you know he doesn't want to just do the right thing for the
29:02community.
29:02He wants to do the right thing as a father.
29:04I know.
29:05It's like when Gregory Peck looks at those kids, you can tell that he's...
29:09Gregory Peck?
29:11You didn't actually read the book, did you?
29:13I started and then it was on cable.
29:18I'm sorry, it's just too many pages.
29:21Mike.
29:21What?
29:24Oh God, he's turning around.
29:26Okay.
29:30Okay, come on.
29:38Do you think he saw us?
29:39I don't know.
29:42I don't see the stroke, I think he left.
29:44Oh, thank God.
29:46Well, that was close.
29:48I know, my heart is pounding.
29:50I know, I can feel it.
29:56What is going on here?
30:00Nothing.
30:04Are you sure?
30:06No, we're just two friends who have gone through a tough time and are trying to help each other through
30:12it, right?
30:14Then why are we hiding in the back of a van for my husband?
30:23I don't think we should do this anymore.
30:26Yeah.
30:30I don't think we should do this anymore.
30:32What?
30:33What are you doing?
30:34When you're done helping your boyfriend, we need to talk.
30:38Are you okay?
30:40Yeah.
30:47Hello.
30:49How was your day?
30:51It was a little stressful.
30:53Oh, mine too.
30:55We need to unwind.
30:57How about a nice long walk?
30:59I have a better idea.
31:01There's someplace special I'd like to take you.
31:03Oh?
31:04Where?
31:05Where?
31:09It's a surprise.
31:11I don't really like surprises.
31:14I do.
31:15Shall we?
31:17Now?
31:18Can I freshen up first?
31:20You look plenty fresh to me.
31:23Well, I've been in these clothes all day. I'd really like to change.
31:27Okay.
31:28Don't keep me waiting.
31:37Brie, have you left yet?
31:39No plan.
31:40He's taking me out and he's got the envelope.
31:42Where are you going?
31:43He won't say, but if he wrote that letter and he's bringing me somewhere with the evidence,
31:47this is when he gives you the shit down.
31:48I'll follow you.
31:54I thought you were going to change.
31:55I did.
31:57My attitude.
31:58I didn't want to go, but now I do.
32:16What about that table in the corner? We'd like some privacy.
32:18No, no, no, no. I hate privacy.
32:20I like noise and bustle and lots of people.
32:23How about this one in the middle?
32:26Whatever you say.
32:35Oh, aren't you warm in that jacket?
32:37Actually, a little.
32:47So, um, let's order first and then we can talk.
32:56Don't these appetizers sound delicious?
32:58Yum. Escargot.
33:00And I love onion soup, but it'll be hard to pass up on the beef tartare.
33:06Rustic country pate.
33:08Look.
33:09What am I looking at? It just says rustic country pate.
33:13Maybe we should look on the left side of the menu.
33:15I definitely think we'll find something good on the left side.
33:18We didn't get a wine list. Where's our waiter?
33:29Wow.
33:30Wow.
33:32I'll be right back.
33:33Wait, where are you going?
33:34To freshen up.
33:36Again?
33:43What do you think's in there?
33:44What if it's a bone?
33:46You open it.
33:54Oh, no.
33:56Maybe it's a tooth?
34:01The picture of my hand. He was trying to figure out my ring size.
34:05This doesn't necessarily mean he didn't send the letter.
34:07I think it does.
34:08Okay, well this is a relief, right?
34:10I mean, at least he's not blackmailing you.
34:12No.
34:13No, it means he wants to marry me.
34:15So what are you going to do?
34:17I like Chuck, but he's not the man I want to spend the rest of my life with.
34:21You can go.
34:22I'll do my best to let him down easy.
34:25Some rock.
34:26And on a cop's salary?
34:29You should still dump him.
34:38Mike.
34:39If you're going to say it, just say it fast.
34:42There is no fast way to say it, buddy.
34:45What the hell are you doing here?
34:48We're finally going to tell you the truth.
34:58About a month ago, the progressive dinner, you remember that night?
35:03Just get to the part that's the truth.
35:07I killed Gabby's stepfather.
35:12And me and the girls helped cover it up.
35:24I'm sorry that took so long.
35:26Oh, that's all right.
35:30It actually gave me a chance to have scotch and a glass of red wine.
35:34It calmed my nerves a little.
35:36God, I wish I could have a drink.
35:38Why? What are you nervous about?
35:41I have something important to say.
35:44Huh.
35:45I wonder if it's the same thing that I'm going to say.
35:47I'm pretty sure it's not.
35:51Chuck, you are a wonderful man.
35:54And I have enjoyed our time together, but...
35:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
35:58You...
35:59You dumping me?
36:04I was...
36:06I was about to propose to you.
36:09I'm sorry if I misled you.
36:10Hey, there's a fake apology.
36:12You did mislead me.
36:13Chuck, please.
36:13You know, it's like you're two people.
36:15There's a woman I have fun with, who I really...
36:18I really connect to.
36:20And then there's this other woman who's mysterious and weird
36:24and keeps sneaking out to run errands.
36:28There's another guy, isn't there?
36:30No. I assure you, there's no one else.
36:32Don't lie to me!
36:33Brie.
36:37Was he the one who sent you that letter?
36:40What letter?
36:41The one that you, uh...
36:42you were reading the other night?
36:43You got all shook up about?
36:44Was that from him?
36:45There is no him.
36:47You know, Brie, I would have done anything for you.
36:51I'd protect the people that I care about.
36:55I don't care about you, you know.
36:58So if you find yourself in trouble,
37:01then I'm pretty sure someday you will.
37:05Then don't come calling me.
37:08You have made a very big mistake.
37:18Yes, the residents of Wisteria Lane are skilled at the art of concealment.
37:26They know how to cover the evidence of a messy breakup.
37:34To compensate for what their children might be missing.
37:40And to spare the feelings of a loved one whose taste they may not share.
37:48But for some, the art of concealment comes at too great a cost.
37:54And so they find themselves forced to reveal the truth.
38:01Even at the risk of facing an uncertain future.
38:07To be continued...
38:07To be continued...