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00:03Her name was Emily Portsmouth, and word of her death spread quickly.
00:12You see, everyone in town knew Emily.
00:17Her family was well known and respected.
00:22She'd been popular in school.
00:26And her customers at the coffee shop adored her.
00:32People were shocked to hear she'd been murdered.
00:36Mostly because another young woman had been attacked just a few weeks before.
00:44Yes, everyone in Fairview now knew.
00:48A killer was walking among them.
00:53And they would soon learn.
00:57He wasn't finished.
01:05The next day the women of Wisteria Lane got together for their weekly poker game.
01:11But as it turned out, no one was in the mood to gamble.
01:16The girl at the coffee shop was strangled and Julie was attacked the same way.
01:19There was obviously a madman on the loose.
01:21I'm afraid to leave my house at night.
01:22At least now you have a boyfriend to protect you.
01:24Roy, the man threw out his back peeling an orange.
01:27I'm on my own here.
01:28So what do we do to protect ourselves?
01:30Down at the hospital where I work, they offer a self-defense class.
01:34Maybe we should consider taking that.
01:35That's a good idea.
01:36I guess we could, but you know my motto.
01:3938 Special is a girl's best friend.
01:42Ooh, I love the pearl handle.
01:44It would look so good with my white suit.
01:46Susan, you should feel it. It's so light.
01:49I don't touch guns anymore, not since I accidentally grazed Catherine.
01:53Oh, still going with accidentally, are we?
01:57Oh, hey honey.
01:59We're all gonna take a self-defense class. You wanna come with us?
02:01Yeah, it might make you feel safer.
02:05Well, I was taking out the trash when I was attacked.
02:08He came out of nowhere.
02:09And I blacked out before I knew it was happening.
02:14If someone really wants to get you, they can get you.
02:28I'm off. Oh, you're sewing Penny's costume?
02:31Yeah, but I'm reading the sports page while doing it, so they kind of cancel each other out.
02:38Oh, I got you this. Pricey bourbon.
02:42It's 8.45 in the morning and I'm pregnant. I think I'll pass.
02:45For Carlos, it's a sorry I lied about being pregnant gift.
02:49I don't need that. I know Carlos. He loses his temper, then he calms down and thinks rationally.
02:55Goodbye.
02:55I'd still bring the booze.
02:57I'm telling you, I'm too valuable right where I am.
03:00There's no way he's gonna try and send me to Florida.
03:03Bon voyage!
03:06What's going on?
03:07Carlos told us about the promotion in Florida. Congratulations.
03:12You are going to be so missed around here.
03:19Lynette, where are you going? Rita wrote you a good bipol.
03:21Can I see you in my office, please?
03:28What do you think you're doing? You know I'm not moving to Florida.
03:31Okay, so then we just changed the banner to read Good Luck and So Long.
03:34No, it needs to read I told you I'm not leaving. Someone get me a bagel.
03:38Lynette, what can I tell you? We have an opening for you in our Florida branch, but here your job's
03:43already been given to Tim.
03:44Well, tell Tim you made a mistake.
03:46I can't do that. So I guess this leaves you no choice but to quit.
03:51Look, I know what you are doing, and I am not going for it. You want me gone, you're gonna
03:55have to fire me.
03:56And open myself up to a lawsuit by firing a pregnant woman? I don't think so.
04:01Then if you don't mind, I have work to do.
04:06Hey, these aren't my kids.
04:08No, those are Tim's kids. This is his office now.
04:12So, what office will I be using?
04:22Are you kidding me? These twins have a bigger office.
04:27Enjoy.
04:34How are you doing?
04:37I'm okay.
04:39Everybody seems to think whoever killed Emily was probably the same person who attacked me.
04:43Yeah, that's what the police are saying.
04:48And I think that we should do everything we can to help them.
04:54Meaning what?
04:55Maybe now is the time to tell them about the married man you were seeing.
04:59He had nothing to do with it.
05:00You don't know that. Men who cheat sometimes have more than one girlfriend.
05:04Mom, listen. There is no way he could ever hurt someone, much less kill them.
05:12Okay.
05:15You're sure?
05:15I am.
05:17I mean, why would he attack me and then want to get back together?
05:21Wait. Have you started seeing him again?
05:24No.
05:25Julie.
05:26Even if I did, it is my life. Right?
05:32That's right. It is your life.
05:36Is it just me or was life much less complicated when you were seven?
05:43Sorry I grew up.
05:46Me too.
05:53Police are concerned that the strangling of Portsmouth is connected to a similar attack on a Fairview woman earlier this
06:00year.
06:01Anyone with information is being asked to call.
06:04Just think. If the cops hadn't wasted so much time on Danny, they might have caught this guy before he
06:09did this again. Right?
06:13What?
06:15I was there.
06:17You were where?
06:18The coffee shop.
06:20I got there right when that girl was closing out.
06:23Oh, please be kidding.
06:24Nah, I wish I was.
06:25But I'm pretty sure I was her last customer.
06:29Look, did anybody see you?
06:30No, I don't think so.
06:33But that doesn't mean the cops won't figure out that I was there. And if they do...
06:35Yeah, they're going to want to come and talk to you again and maybe run your prints.
06:38Yeah. That's what I was thinking.
06:43I was also thinking that maybe we shouldn't wait around for that to happen.
06:47No.
06:49I'm not moving again. Not this time.
06:51Ange, we just let me finish.
06:51Nick, I like this place. I have friends. I have a job. I feel like a real person here again.
06:57After 18 years of being a ghost, I don't want to give that up.
07:04Fine.
07:07Well, maybe we'll get lucky and the cops just won't come.
07:10But honestly, I don't know how much more luck we got left.
07:38Hello. Are you Lamar or Benjamin?
07:41You got a warrant?
07:42Oh, no. I'm not with the police. My name is Bree Hodge.
07:46You know my husband Orson from the State Penitentiary.
07:49Do you have a moment?
07:52I got nothing but moments.
08:04So, you're Mrs. Hodge. Damn. Flossie did okay for his self.
08:10Flossie?
08:10That's what we call Orson.
08:12Because he got us all dental floss and then nagged us to use it after every meal.
08:15I see.
08:17Pain in the ass.
08:18I was glad when somebody used it to strangle a guard and they took it all away.
08:24So, how's Orson doing?
08:26Well, to be honest, Lamar, life on the outside's been a little hard for him.
08:31People can be so judgmental about men who have served time.
08:35And if you're a repeat offender, you can forget it.
08:38Yes. Well, I've heard Orson speak very fondly of his prison friends, especially you.
08:46Really?
08:47Because he seemed kind of mad after I used him as a shield in that yard fight.
08:52Lamar, he just tells that story now and laughs and laughs.
08:56Anyway, he's been feeling a little blue and I was hoping you would pay him a visit and cheer him
09:01up.
09:03Sorry. I'd be breaking my parole.
09:05If they catch me hanging out with other ex-cons, they can send me back to jail.
09:09Really? Well, that's a silly rule.
09:11Don't worry though. Our house is on the end of a very quiet cul-de-sac.
09:14No one would even know you stopped by.
09:19And of course, I would compensate you.
09:24For your time.
09:30And another three when you come.
09:34Then what the hell?
09:36No harm in a little social call.
09:41But you can't tell anybody I came.
09:43When you get to know me better, Lamar, you'll find I have no trouble keeping secrets.
09:55Hey! What are you doing here?
09:57Your mom told me you were upset. I told her I knew how to make you feel better.
10:01A little chocolate chip?
10:04Thanks, Daddy.
10:05I know this one's going to take a lot more than ice cream.
10:08I keep thinking about him.
10:10He's out there and maybe he's thinking about me.
10:14Honey, honey, he's not.
10:16He knows where I live. He knows what kind of car I drive.
10:19I've been wanting to go to the library, but I'm afraid he's going to follow me.
10:22Look, if you're worried about your car, why don't we switch for a while?
10:25Seriously?
10:26I drive your fancy car and you drive my tiny little compact?
10:30Maybe there's nothing I would not do for my little...
10:33You have air conditioning, right?
10:36Yeah.
10:37There's nothing I wouldn't do for my little girl.
10:49You okay?
10:52I'm just having a bad day. My life has gotten sort of... complicated.
10:59Why?
11:00Oh, it's grown-up relationship stuff. You wouldn't understand.
11:06Okay.
11:09But...
11:12Since you asked.
11:16So I think you're really going to have fun at Brandon's party.
11:19I heard there's going to be a pony.
11:22Hey, you okay?
11:24I'm worried about Mrs. Mayfair.
11:28Why?
11:28She's not getting any younger.
11:30And it's really hard to meet guys in this town.
11:35Where did you hear that?
11:36She told me.
11:38She also said,
11:40Mommy stole you from her and that makes Mommy a bad person.
11:47Buddy.
11:49Your Mommy is a great person.
11:52Why don't you sign Brandon's card, okay?
11:55And I'll be right back.
12:04Mike, watch it.
12:06Did you actually tell my six-year-old son that his mother's a bad person?
12:13Well, I would have used more colorful language, but like you said, he's only six.
12:19You've never really seen me get angry.
12:22But if you want to, just talk to my son one more time.
12:28Then you'll know what I'm capable of.
12:33Mike.
12:35I love MJ.
12:36I would never do anything to hurt him.
12:39One more time.
12:54Oh, Julie.
12:57No.
13:06Hello.
13:07Hi.
13:07It's your mother.
13:09Am I interrupting anything?
13:11Nope, I'm just at the library.
13:13Oh, really?
13:14The library.
13:16Yeah, I thought I'd dive into an old favorite.
13:18And vice versa, I'm sure.
13:21Huh?
13:21Honey, I don't blame you.
13:23You've gone back to that place because it seems...
13:26safe and comforting.
13:27Am I right?
13:30I guess.
13:31But trust me, it's a bad idea.
13:34Can we talk about this later?
13:35I only have an hour and I really want to finish.
13:38Okay, I want you out of there right now.
13:41Mom, I'll see you soon.
13:44You bet you will.
13:48You've been a busy girl.
13:50Got the ex-con booked.
13:52Getting cameras all set up.
13:54Come Friday night.
13:56Shoot.
13:59So what's the matter?
14:01We should be celebrating.
14:03I just hope we're both clear that these photos are strictly for blackmail.
14:08Of course.
14:08We're not actually going to send them to prison.
14:11Unless...
14:11I mean, we have to.
14:12No, Carl.
14:13Even if he calls our bluff, we are not going to turn him in.
14:20Excuse me.
14:22I'm looking for the person that belongs to the little blue car.
14:24She's a redhead.
14:25With a man?
14:26Yeah, she's with a man.
14:27The redhead's my daughter.
14:29Your daughter?
14:31Damn.
14:32You look good.
14:35So, can you tell me what room they're in?
14:39I may not love him anymore, but I'm not going to win my freedom by taking away his.
14:45Now you're angry.
14:48Brie, when you tell me you could never hurt a man you're used to love,
14:52that doesn't make me angry.
14:54It just reminds me why I love you so much.
14:57Don't you worry.
14:59No one's going to get hurt.
15:05No one's going to get hurt.
15:07Oh my God.
15:09Oh my God.
15:14Hey Eric.
15:15Can you tell Carlos I'm here for lunch?
15:17I'm going to run to the ladies room.
15:18I'll tell him.
15:30I'm going to go for lunch.
15:33I'm going to go for lunch.
15:34Ha ha ha.
15:42I'm going to go for lunch.
15:45But enough is enough. You gotta talk to him.
15:47Lynette, you never even came to me to tell me you were pregnant.
15:50I think this is between you and Carlos.
15:52Okay, I know you're upset, but me keeping my pregnancy secret wasn't personal.
15:55Wasn't it?
15:55No, listen to me. Tom and I are still in debt.
15:58I needed this promotion and Carlos had already passed over a co-worker because she was pregnant.
16:03I couldn't risk you telling him.
16:05Oh, because you thought I'd tell Carlos and he'd fire you.
16:08Yes. So clearly I wasn't enough of a friend for you to trust me.
16:12No.
16:12But now I'm such a good friend, I'm the only one who can fix it for you?
16:17I'm guessing you're not going to talk to Carlos.
16:19Good guess.
16:36I can't believe she's dead.
16:38I know. I just saw her a few days ago.
16:41We talked about going to the mall.
16:43Who found her?
16:45Assistant manager.
16:46I was late yesterday.
16:47I mean, thank God.
16:49It would have freaked me out.
16:51Hey.
16:52Hi.
16:53We were just talking about Emily.
16:55Yeah, I didn't really know her.
16:57But I guess we're sort of connected now.
17:00You would have liked her.
17:01She was super nice.
17:02I gotta go home.
17:03My mom was so freaked out that this could have been me.
17:06She wants me around.
17:07I'll give you a ride.
17:10We should go too, Danny.
17:12No, you go ahead.
17:14But don't you need a ride?
17:16No, I'll walk.
17:18I just want to talk to Julie.
17:22Thanks.
17:30So you want to get something to eat?
17:32Thanks, but I'm not hungry.
17:35Well, maybe you want to go to Emily's funeral together.
17:38Everybody's going.
17:39Danny, I know you like me.
17:43But I can't hang out with you.
17:45Why not?
17:46I just can't.
17:49It's complicated.
17:51It's because you slept with my dad, isn't it?
17:55Who told you that?
17:56Figured it out a while ago.
17:59If you know that, then why in the world would you-
18:01Because I like you.
18:04A lot.
18:07Do you not see how weird that is?
18:10No, it's okay, because I've forgiven you.
18:14That's, that's nice.
18:17But it's still weird.
18:20Julie, please, I want to be with you.
18:23Danny, I'm so sorry.
18:25But that is never going to happen.
18:59Come on.
19:00They're going to come, they're going to come.
19:01I feel like I spent my entire life looking out windows.
19:04Yeah.
19:11Maybe it's time we stop.
19:13What are you saying?
19:14What are you saying?
19:15I'm saying maybe it's time we thought about coming in.
19:20Please tell me you didn't talk to them.
19:23Oh my God.
19:24Alright, calm down, alright?
19:25I'm not an idiot.
19:26I used a prepaid and the call lasted less than a minute.
19:28There's no way they're ever going to find us.
19:29But still, they know we're alive.
19:30Don't you want to know if they're ready to make a deal?
19:32I killed a man.
19:33They'll be ready to make a deal when I got a needle in my arm and my eyes are rolled
19:36back in my head.
19:37Come on, you don't know that.
19:38I'm never talking to them again.
19:40Do you hear me?
19:45I still can't get that image of Lynette out of my head.
19:48The only thing missing in that cramped little office was a hamster wheel and wood chips.
19:53Yeah, I figure a couple more days of this, she'll be ready to pack her things.
19:59She does deserve this, right?
20:04She lied when she took the promotion.
20:06What if her doctor had put her on bed rest?
20:09What if I needed her to fly somewhere?
20:11She could have put the whole company in jeopardy.
20:13Yeah, but that never happened.
20:14And you said she was doing a good job and now you're doing all these mean things to her?
20:19Me?
20:19This was your idea.
20:20You wanted to put snakes in her office.
20:22Rubber snakes.
20:24We are completely justified here.
20:28You're right.
20:30You're right, which is why we have the opportunity to do something we never do, Carlos.
20:34Forgive.
20:38Seriously?
20:39Tom and Lynette have been our friends for 15 years.
20:41They gave us sausage of the month last Christmas.
20:44Those were good sausages.
20:47I know, Lynette.
20:48She would never set out to intentionally hurt us.
20:51I gotta admit, I do sort of miss those guys.
20:55You should have seen her when I was leaving her office.
20:57She had this look in her eyes.
20:59She was so defeated.
21:00You should have seen this look in her eyes and was like, screw you, Lynette.
21:03I win.
21:04So that's when you called the lawyer?
21:05Hell yes.
21:06They're not getting away with this.
21:07They are not gonna harass me.
21:08I am gonna sue their ass and Carlos is being served papers tomorrow.
21:12Wow.
21:12You're really getting worked up here.
21:15We are not having angry sex.
21:17Just thought I'd ask.
21:24What did I tell you about putting away those clothes?
21:29I'm serious.
21:31Nap time's over.
21:36Danny?
21:38Danny?
21:39No, no, no.
21:39No, no, no, no, no, no.
21:40Nick!
21:43Any woman can be the victim of a violent crime.
21:46That is why it's necessary to learn how to defend yourself.
21:49A parking lot, a park, your own driveway.
21:52An attack can happen anywhere.
21:53It only takes a few seconds.
21:55Sorry I'm late.
21:56I had three parties to prep for.
21:58How tiring that must be for you, juggling all those affairs.
22:02Okay, everyone, team up.
22:03I want an attacker and a victim.
22:05Hey, Gabby.
22:06You wanna attack me?
22:07Miss McCluskey, I don't wanna hurt you.
22:08Oh, please, I've eaten burgers bigger than you are.
22:11Bring it in.
22:11Alright, Granny.
22:12Prepare to break a hip.
22:16So, uh, looks like we're partners.
22:18Do you wanna attack me?
22:19I could be persuaded.
22:21Now, attackers, I want you to approach your victim.
22:26Oh!
22:26Hey!
22:28Freakishly strong old lady here.
22:31I credit the brand.
22:33Well, that's very impressive, but the rest of you,
22:36approach your victim from behind.
22:39Place her in a choke hold.
22:41Now, victim, your impulse will be to pull away.
22:43Wrong.
22:44You'll just choke harder.
22:45Instead, I want you to push back on your attacker
22:47using your weight to push him off balance.
22:49Oh, Susan.
22:50Oh, a little thing.
22:51Oh, I'm sorry.
22:53Ouch.
22:54It feels bad, huh?
22:56Being betrayed by someone you trusted not to hurt you?
22:58What are you talking about?
23:00I know about you and Carl.
23:02Oh, no.
23:03Oh, yeah.
23:04Traitor.
23:05Oh!
23:06Stop it.
23:07Uh, you can't talk your way out of an attack.
23:09Jab with your elbows.
23:10I am sorry.
23:11You...
23:14How could you...
23:15You know how Carl treated me?
23:17I'm sorry.
23:18If you'll let me explain.
23:19Okay, now.
23:20Attacker and victim switch.
23:22You heard him switch.
23:23I am not letting you get behind me.
23:25You've already stabbed me in the back.
23:27Mr. Delfino, release your victim.
23:29Oh, she isn't the victim here.
23:32What about Orson?
23:34How could you do this to him?
23:36You know nothing about my marriage to Orson.
23:38Orson has put me through hell this year.
23:40You guys...
23:41Susan, I know you're angry,
23:42but Carl means more to me than just a fling,
23:44and I am not giving him up.
23:45So if that means our friendship is over,
23:46then that's your decision, not mine.
23:52You're going?
23:53We just got started.
23:54I know, but I think I've defended myself enough for one day.
24:04Hey.
24:05Hey.
24:05I just got a call from the lawyer.
24:07They're going to be serving Carlos any minute.
24:09Wow, you're really going through this, huh?
24:11Yeah.
24:12We're not bad people, are we, Tom?
24:15What Carlos is doing to you is totally unfair and illegal.
24:18No, we're good people.
24:19Right.
24:20He started it.
24:21Screw him.
24:26Hey!
24:29What's all this?
24:30Uh, candy, flowers, baby gift.
24:33Sort of my way of saying I'm sorry, and here's some crap to prove it.
24:37Really?
24:38Yeah, I don't want to fight anymore.
24:40And neither does Carlos.
24:41I was hoping we could talk.
24:43Oh, Gabby.
24:44I am so happy.
24:45Aw.
24:46Here, take it.
24:47It's getting heavy.
24:48Aw.
24:49I missed you.
24:54Um, Lynette?
24:55Honey, we're having a moment here.
24:57Please don't spoil it.
24:58I'm not what's going to spoil it.
25:03Oh, could you...
25:04Hold on a second.
25:06I'm just...
25:06I'm going to make a quick phone call.
25:07You know what, guys?
25:08I don't care what happens.
25:10Let's not let anything interfere with our friendship ever again.
25:14Remember, you said that.
25:15It's the phone.
25:16It's the phone.
25:17It's the phone.
25:20What?
25:28Ah, it's Carlos.
25:30I wonder what he wants.
25:32Gabby, you know what you said about our friendship before?
25:36Let's just make a pact that we should...
25:37Hey, babe.
25:38What's up?
25:44I will never forgive you for this.
25:46Gabby, please.
25:47What about our pact?
25:48Who never made a pact?
25:49Here, MJ.
25:50Catch.
25:50You have to understand, I was just protecting myself.
25:53Hello, ladies.
25:54What's new?
25:55Lynette's suing Carlos.
25:56Here.
25:58Once you apologized, I tried to call the guy off.
26:00Lynette, you wanted to sue us.
26:02That proves that you are not my friend.
26:04Hey, Karen.
26:05Here's some candy.
26:06Trying to cut down.
26:07Really?
26:07At your age, why bother?
26:09Please, I need to talk to you.
26:12No.
26:12You need to talk to my lawyer.
26:28Hey, Lynette.
26:28Got a project for you.
26:30Okay.
26:31Who's this?
26:33Steve Matthews from Legal.
26:34You know, since we all seem to be lawyering up around here.
26:37Look, I was just trying to protect myself.
26:39No, it's just business.
26:41This is the department's purchases and expenses from the last fiscal year.
26:46I'm gonna need all of that itemized.
26:48Done.
26:49By tomorrow morning, 9 a.m.
26:51By tomorrow morning, 9 a.m.
26:54I hate it when I'm the only one laughing.
26:57This, uh...
26:58This is at least two days' work.
27:00Not if you work tonight.
27:03Penny's Christmas pageant is tonight.
27:05You know that.
27:05You go every year.
27:08Lynette, are you telling me that you're unable to...
27:10What was it again?
27:11Unable to perform the assigned task in a timely manner.
27:14Yeah.
27:15That's it.
27:16No.
27:17Tell your undertaker friend that I will get the assignment done.
27:20In a timely manner.
27:22Great.
27:22And will you tell Penny, Gabby and I are gonna have to miss her pageant this year.
27:26And we are so sorry.
27:37Thank you both for coming.
27:38Before we get started, can I get you anything?
27:41Given what you're about to do to us, I'll take a cigarette and a blindfold.
27:44No, no, no, no.
27:45I have decided to put aside my rage and sense of betrayal.
27:50I am here to help you.
27:51Really?
27:52Not you.
27:55If you are actually considering having a serious relationship with this man,
28:00then I want to make sure that you have all the facts.
28:02What kind of facts?
28:04Carl facts.
28:07Carl.
28:08Tell Bree what you got me for my 30th birthday.
28:11Who can remember it was so long ago?
28:13Nothing.
28:14He got me nothing because he forgot my birthday and it wasn't that long ago.
28:18I don't see the point of it.
28:19Now tell her where you spent our 10th anniversary.
28:24Something.
28:25I'm sorry, what was that?
28:27Strip club.
28:29Carl.
28:30That's nothing.
28:31Now tell her what you wanted for your 35th birthday.
28:35Come on.
28:36He wanted me to ask a friend to join us in the bedroom.
28:42You kept saying I was hard to shop for.
28:45There he is, Bree.
28:47That is the man you say you want to be with.
28:50Susan, I went into this with my eyes wide open.
28:53I know who Carl was and who he sometimes still is,
28:56but I believe him when he says he wants to change.
28:59And isn't that what you're supposed to do when you love someone?
29:05Did you say love?
29:06Love.
29:12I think I did.
29:15Bree, I have to ask you one question.
29:17Are you drinking again?
29:19No!
29:20Okay, okay, I was just checking.
29:24Well, if that's really the way you feel, then you should be with him.
29:30And you have my blessing.
29:34Really? You can forgive me just like that?
29:36You know, I was doing a lot of thinking since yesterday.
29:40And I realized that, uh,
29:43it's hard to find love.
29:47And when you do, you should grab it and who cares what anybody thinks.
29:52And I really do want you to be as happy as I am with Mike.
29:57Oh.
29:57Thank you, Susan.
30:03Don't worry, Susie Q.
30:04I am going to do right by her.
30:07You really think you can change?
30:10Well, it's easier when you find a woman worth changing for.
30:14I didn't mean-
30:15I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I-
30:17Learned that in self defense class.
30:23Bye mom.
30:24Bye mom.
30:24Bye mom.
30:25Okay we're taking off.
30:26Okay.
30:27Wish you a little angel luck.
30:28Good luck, sweetie. Now remember, your dad's going to videotape your pageant and we're all going to watch it tomorrow.
30:33Sweetie, I'm sorry. You know I'd be there, but...
30:36You have to work. It's okay.
30:48Hey, guys! Wait up!
30:53The doctor's putting him under observation for 72 hours.
30:57It's standard procedure for a suicide attempt.
31:03It's okay, Mona. Thanks for everything.
31:10My baby. What were you thinking, huh?
31:25I'm sorry I called the feds.
31:29I was just trying to make your life easier.
31:32After all the things I've done, it may get harder.
31:36Look what I've done to this kid.
31:43November 10th, 1991.
31:46Rained all day, remember?
31:47Mm-hmm.
31:49We went to the diner before we went to meet up with the others.
31:53I had pumpkin pancakes.
31:56You didn't have anything.
31:58I had coffee.
31:59Hmm.
32:00I forgot my umbrella, the booth.
32:03And then eight hours later, neither of us existed anymore.
32:13I had to run, but you didn't.
32:16You gave up a hell of a lot just so I wouldn't be alone.
32:20I'd do it again.
32:23I'd do anything for you guys.
32:25I hope you know that.
32:28I do.
32:46Good morning, Lynette.
32:48It's nine o'clock.
32:49Got my reports?
32:50Almost.
32:52So are you telling me you're not done?
32:54I just need one more hour.
32:57Oh, Lynette.
32:58If only I needed them by ten.
33:01Unfortunately, I told you that I needed them by nine.
33:04Was I not clear?
33:06You were crystal clear.
33:07It was impossible to get all this work done in a night, Carlos.
33:09You knew that when you gave it to me.
33:11Well, it wouldn't have been impossible
33:13if you'd skipped your daughter's pageant.
33:17I know you went.
33:19Anyway, this is very painful for me,
33:22but I have no other choice but to terminate your employment.
33:26You're really going to do this?
33:28I believe I'm within my legal rights.
33:30You need to clear out your personal belongings within the hour, Mrs. Scabo.
33:39I was up all night on this.
33:42That's a shame.
33:44So Mr. Matthews has some paperwork for you to sign.
33:47You're going to regret this.
33:48I'm not going to go quietly.
33:54I don't care how you go.
33:57I just want you gone.
34:10Oh, good.
34:11You're up.
34:11I'm Mona Clark.
34:12I live down the street from you and your folks.
34:14I told them I would take real good care of you.
34:16Would you like some juice, Danny?
34:19Tyler.
34:21What?
34:23It's not Danny.
34:27My name's Tyler.
34:34Bye, girl.
34:35Thanks for coming.
34:37Mike, what are you doing here?
34:39I'm here to pick up MJ.
34:40But she said you couldn't make it.
34:42She was picking him up for you.
34:43Who, Susan?
34:44No, your neighbor, Catherine.
34:46What?
34:50Did I do something wrong?
35:05MJ!
35:07Hi, Daddy.
35:09I drove by Eileen's and I saw my little buddy standing out there.
35:12He looked so forlorn.
35:18MJ, go home.
35:19I figured you were late at some job, so I thought I'd do you a favor.
35:23Now!
35:35What did I tell you?
35:38I needed to talk to him, Mike.
35:40He deserves to know the truth.
35:41His mother lies to him.
35:44He needs to know that what you and I had was real.
35:48You and I had nothing.
35:51How can you say that?
35:53It's true.
35:55The whole time I was with you,
35:58all I thought about was Susan.
36:00Every time I held you,
36:02every time I kissed you,
36:05all I was thinking was,
36:07God, I wish you were Susan.
36:09good.
36:23If you mean it,
36:24then please kill me.
36:27It would be less painful.
36:36I don't care enough
36:37about you to kill you
36:49the world is a dangerous
36:51place and we must
36:53learn to defend ourselves from
36:55those who want to hurt us
37:00that stranger without a name
37:07an employer
37:09who holds a grudge
37:14the husband
37:15who won't let go
37:18yes
37:19we all try to defend
37:21ourselves so we won't get hurt
37:24yes
37:25I need an ambulance right away
37:274356 Wisteria Lane
37:29please hurry
37:30I'm losing a lot of blood
37:36until we realize
37:38our pain
37:41can hurt
37:42someone else