The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:00Who you with?
00:17Why you just not calling now?
00:20Damn, that's some bull, man.
00:24I'm sorry, man. I don't mean to be hollering at you, man.
00:26But you ain't so doggone last-minute, man.
00:29Don't make no doggone sense.
00:31Oh, Lord. Flav Flav looking dead at me
00:34with his no-golf-playing ass.
00:36Hang up, Chewie.
00:38Nah, hang up.
00:40Man, I'm telling you the truth.
00:42Oh, my God, man.
00:44Don't look over there, man. Flav Flav over there.
00:46Why not?
00:47Chewie just called, said he can't make it.
00:49You know if he find out, he gonna wanna be out for him.
00:52Oh.
00:53Is he coming?
00:54Yeah, here he come, here he come.
00:55God.
00:56My closest.
00:57Oh, he real close, dog.
00:59Goddamn. Look here, look here.
01:00When he get here, man, don't nobody like rap.
01:02You can't stand it, man.
01:03We're like country.
01:05Hey, don't get me wrong, America.
01:07Bernie Mac ain't no snob.
01:08You can't be friends with everybody.
01:10You gotta have the right chemistry.
01:12You know how it is.
01:13That's why y'all be checking y'all call an idea on your phone.
01:15Who that? Who that?
01:16Oh, yeah.
01:18I even missed three calls.
01:19Yeah, yeah.
01:21I'm just real.
01:23Hey, Smitty.
01:24I just need some balls, baby.
01:25I'mma hit a few.
01:25There you go, Annette.
01:26Thank you, Pooh.
01:27Yo, man, Miss Lady looks like she could play.
01:30Excuse me, sister.
01:31You think you might be interested in the fourth?
01:33Am I interested?
01:34Yeah.
01:34Wait a minute.
01:35Bernie Mac means the fourth and he asked me?
01:37Hell yeah, I'm interested.
01:38Let's do it.
01:38Yo, Bernie Mac, what's up, man?
01:41You need a fourth, G?
01:42No, no, I'm playing my girl, uh...
01:43Lynette.
01:44Yeah.
01:45Yeah.
01:45Lynette.
01:47Flav is my name.
01:48Oh.
01:48I almost didn't recognize you without your clock.
01:53She's funny, Bernie, man.
01:54Just like you, G.
01:55Yeah, yeah, man.
01:56We gotta go, Flav.
01:57Come on, baby.
01:58See you, Flav.
01:59All right, man.
01:59You later, Flav.
02:00But we could be five.
02:02Yo, Bernie, we could be five, G.
02:06Aw.
02:09Dang.
02:10Y'all smell that?
02:11What?
02:12Oh, I'm sorry, baby, but that was your putt.
02:17Okay.
02:18We don't, you know, we don't really talk trash while we play.
02:20Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
02:21You sensitive?
02:23Okay, well, when you start playing, I'll stop talking trash.
02:26Yeah.
02:27Hey, baby, my brother doesn't seem like she got you.
02:30Hey, hey, hey.
02:31Same.
02:39Now, here's the thing.
02:40This is what y'all don't understand.
02:41You know, I could do the same thing if I had a fancy putter like that.
02:44Panther 5690.
02:45Wow.
02:46That's kind of nice.
02:47Let me check that out.
02:49Moo.
02:50You don't mind, do you?
02:51Wait, let me see what you got.
02:52Okay.
02:53Shoot.
02:53This thing got a nice balance, man.
02:55Uh-huh.
02:56See about this here.
02:57See where the wine's on.
03:02Oh!
03:04Come on, man.
03:06Come on.
03:07Shoot.
03:07I can get you one of these, baby.
03:09Oh, no, no, no.
03:09I can get you one for free.
03:11Is that right?
03:11My company makes these.
03:12Hey, hey, you think you can get another one?
03:14I probably could, WB, but which king of comedy were you again?
03:24Hey.
03:25I'm going to do laundry, so get your dirty clothes together, okay?
03:28Okay, Amanda.
03:31What is that you're hiding?
03:33Nothing.
03:35It's the planky Uncle Bernie took from me.
03:38Where'd you get it?
03:39Nowhere.
03:40Why don't I just tell Uncle Bernie and he can bring it back to nowhere?
03:43So what?
03:44I can get it again.
03:45I only put salt on our stuff.
03:47Even my cherry bomb?
03:48You got to take me there.
03:50All right, well, girl, just give me a call.
03:51I will show you all the ladies' golf wear.
03:53Okay.
03:53It is fabulous.
03:55What's up, Nell?
03:55What you doing there?
03:56Hey, Bernie.
03:57I bought you a golf club.
03:58Wow.
03:58Thank you, sweetheart.
04:00Lynette was telling me how you guys met on the golf course this weekend.
04:03Yeah, she beat WB and Kelly.
04:04And?
04:05The last shot debated, but they still talking about it.
04:07The fellas in the back right now, matter fact.
04:09Come on, say hi to them.
04:10Hold that.
04:11Okay.
04:11Nice meeting you on.
04:13You want to play something?
04:14Oh, please.
04:15America, did you see how she hit it off with my baby Wanda?
04:18That's what I'm talking about.
04:20See, she's the kind of person you want to be your buddy.
04:23She's funny and she fit right in.
04:25And you know something, America?
04:26It's hard to make friends with your grom.
04:28I'm saying it.
04:28It's hard.
04:29One last time you made new friends.
04:31I think the last time I made friends was 1978.
04:34His name was Chauncey.
04:36Yeah.
04:37Yeah.
04:37Hmm.
04:38This is sweet.
04:40She good people.
04:41Come on.
04:41Oh!
04:42What is that?
04:44What is that?
04:45Hey, I told you she was lucky.
04:47Oh, now come on.
04:48Come on, Kelly.
04:49Don't put it on luck.
04:50Just like I whooped you in golf, I will whoop you in tennis.
04:54I will whoop you in air hockey.
05:00I heard that.
05:01So, so, so, so, Ned.
05:02What you saying?
05:03Dominoes?
05:03You put a hurting on them, huh?
05:05Dominoes?
05:06Brody, I invented Dominoes playing.
05:08Look, if y'all want to play Dominoes, put your money on the table.
05:11Put your money on the table.
05:12I heard, I heard.
05:13Dominoes?
05:14That ain't no.
05:15Y'all know that's my territory.
05:17We talking about Dominoes?
05:18You better ask somebody.
05:20Hey, hey, hey, WB.
05:22Don't let me take your money and put it in the trophy case next to your pride.
05:26Hey!
05:27Hey!
05:28You're a trash-talking machine right here.
05:31I'm telling you.
05:32That's because I'm confident, player.
05:33But a little luck ain't never hurting nobody.
05:37Watch it, boy.
05:38Get me a little excited.
05:40Rub my head back, man.
05:41Boy, stop playing.
05:42That's a little peanut.
05:43Oh!
05:44Oh!
05:45Yeah, for real.
05:46Now I know some brothers with me.
05:52This is great.
05:53My whistle.
05:54My Chinese yo-yo.
05:57My click clacks.
06:03I don't know why they took these from me.
06:05Shh!
06:06We'll get caught.
06:07This is our little secret, huh?
06:19Hey, honey!
06:20Look what Lynette sent.
06:23Ooh!
06:25Oh, hi, Lynette.
06:26Hey, Wanda!
06:27I didn't know you were here.
06:29Wanda got stuff, too?
06:30Can my brother at least just get a hat?
06:33Of course you could have had WB.
06:36Go down to Club and Drivers, the Racket Shack, or Hayworth Sporting Goods.
06:41Fabulous selection.
06:44WB's always trying to get the hook up.
06:45Remember, honey, when Jordan was selling that candy for $2 a bar,
06:48and he ate $20 worth and trying not to pay?
06:51I don't remember that.
06:53I don't see what they got to do with anything.
06:56What they got to do with anything is your ass is cheap.
06:59If I check your wallet right now, I'm gonna get some Lenten Tumbleweed.
07:04Lenten Tumbleweed.
07:05Lenten Tumbleweed.
07:06She a drip, man.
07:09That's what I was trying to say.
07:12Lenten Tumbleweed.
07:12That Lenten Tumbleweed is a sweetheart.
07:14Did you see her bail my baby out when her story got a little fuzzy?
07:18Poor baby.
07:19Now that right there, America, is a buddy.
07:22Lenten Tumbleweed.
07:30Good morning, little people.
07:32Hey, honey.
07:33Do you have any plans tonight?
07:34Mm, uh-uh. Nothing. Why?
07:37Good.
07:38I thought that we could go...
07:41Oh, thanks, honey.
07:42That we can go dancing.
07:44What? Dancing?
07:46You know dancing, Chang.
07:47We ain't been dancing since, uh...
07:50I don't know.
07:51That's what I mean. Come on, let's do our thing.
07:53Why don't we do our thing every day?
07:56It'll be fun.
07:58Come on, I haven't had fun in a while.
08:00I know you have your friends to have fun with and all,
08:02but I would like to have fun with my man.
08:09All right, baby. I'll dance.
08:12Give me some.
08:14Have a good day.
08:16All right.
08:26What are you two doing?
08:29We just found our stuff.
08:30Uncle Brunny hid it, but we got it back.
08:34Pineapple mango lip gloss with jojoba for softness.
08:38My lip gloss?
08:39I had this in my book bag.
08:41When did he find it?
08:42I don't know, but there it is.
08:44What else is in here?
08:52Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.
09:02No, excuse me. I mean, damn, I'm standing here.
09:05I said excuse me, lady.
09:06Excuse me ain't gonna make my feet feel any better just because you're burning back.
09:09What?
09:09Hey, son, this is my mama.
09:10I'll say hi, now.
09:11Hello!
09:13Hey, thank you, honey.
09:14You're welcome, baby.
09:16You having fun?
09:16Yeah, you having fun?
09:18Babe, I'm ready to go.
09:22Honey, we haven't danced yet.
09:24Dance well, Wanda.
09:25We can't see the dance floor.
09:27Can I swear somebody step on my foot one more time?
09:29I'm telling you, you're gonna be on the news.
09:31There's gonna be a discrepancy up in here.
09:32Okay, well, let's go listen to some jazz.
09:34Wanda, baby, we got jazz at the house.
09:38I'm tired.
09:41Okay, um, I'll just finish my drink.
09:45All right, finish our drink.
10:03I said I wasn't upset.
10:04You slammed that door pretty hard, baby.
10:07You know, I'm gonna go check on the kids.
10:09I'm gonna check with you.
10:15Jordan, what are you doing out of bed?
10:17And what are you doing to your sister, man?
10:19I was checking on her.
10:21You're gonna need somebody to check on you
10:22if you don't get your little self back in bed.
10:24Is it wrong to care?
10:25No.
10:28Hey, baby, we got a message.
10:31Bernie and Matt, I scored five tickets
10:34to the Friday's Bulls Laker game class floor seat.
10:37Now, get ready to run,
10:38because I plan on tripping somebody up.
10:41Let me know in the morning.
10:42Holla.
10:46Um, you ain't planning on going dancing tomorrow, no, I ain't.
10:50No, go to the game.
10:51Thanks, baby.
10:53Floor seats, you know, that's special.
10:56Boom.
10:58You still have fun with me, don't you?
11:01Huh?
11:02I mean, yeah, I mean...
11:05Come on.
11:06I just didn't feel like dancing tonight, that's all.
11:09Just answer me.
11:10Am I still fun?
11:13Come on, now, Wanda, what's this all about?
11:15I know this ain't about Lynette now, is it?
11:17No, Lynette's cool people.
11:19I like her a lot.
11:19I was gonna say,
11:20because you know she's like a play cousin, Tim.
11:22Now, you know that, right?
11:23You know that.
11:26Yeah, I know that.
11:35Did you see that, America?
11:37My baby gave me her back.
11:40America, I think I got a problem.
11:42What'd you think, Dr. Phil?
11:44Well, I'll tell you what, Slick,
11:46what am I gonna do with you?
11:48You're a man in a relationship with a woman.
11:51That means if she's got a problem,
11:53you got a big problem.
11:55I know that's right.
11:56I know that.
11:56But we can work her now.
11:58I think I deal with that after the game,
11:59don't you think?
12:00Look, Lassie could figure this out.
12:02You need to talk to her before the game,
12:04don't you think?
12:05Yeah.
12:08Yeah.
12:11How much are you?
12:13How much you got?
12:15You know what I'm saying.
12:21You wound up?
12:22Yeah.
12:23Let's talk.
12:24Okay, let's talk.
12:26What's going on with you, baby?
12:28Ah, that's not how you start the job.
12:31You trying to change the subject?
12:32What's the subject?
12:34Do you want to talk to me or not?
12:36I'm going to talk about whatever you want to talk about.
12:38Women!
12:39That's why men don't like to talk to y'all.
12:42All that back and forth took me forever.
12:45Make me itch.
12:51It just seems like she makes you guys laugh so hard.
12:57She's funny.
12:58You're funny, too.
12:59What?
13:01What I'm trying to say is
13:05I've always associated you hanging out with your friends as guy time.
13:10Okay.
13:10So when you made Lynette a part of that,
13:13that just didn't sit too well with me,
13:16and it made me feel a little left out.
13:22Baby, let me tell you something.
13:25You're my queen bee.
13:27They're my friends.
13:28But when I'm done with it, I come home to you
13:32because you're a part of me.
13:34And that's straight from my heart.
13:39You want something mushy.
13:42Come here.
13:47You'll see that, America.
13:49That's black love.
13:51We just had to talk, communicate.
13:53Now my baby's cool.
13:55Cool as a fan.
13:56And I keep my friend.
13:58Problem solved.
13:59Easy.
14:00Discussed.
14:01You open up your heart.
14:02Share.
14:04Black love.
14:06Hey, hey, you can laugh,
14:07but you still got a problem.
14:08Man, shut up, too.
14:09You don't know every dog.
14:10Well, I know no woman likes another hen in her hen house.
14:14Well, how the heck you going to the game?
14:15Oh, I didn't tell my wife about Lynette.
14:17I know better.
14:18I told her a friend of yours invited us.
14:20Peep talk.
14:21Come on, man.
14:23See, women are crazy, man.
14:24That's why I can't have a steady relationship.
14:26Yo, yo, yo, yo.
14:28You know what I'm saying?
14:29I thought it was because nobody wanted you.
14:31Hold up.
14:31No, no.
14:32I'm sure it's because nobody won't.
14:34Yeah, well.
14:35No, but it is right, though, man.
14:36Women are crazy.
14:37But that ain't why you can't have no steady relationship.
14:39What you talking about?
14:41I ain't talking about nothing,
14:42but it's all on the bathroom walls.
14:43Now, how much?
14:49Hey, kids, you all put that up
14:50and go wash your hands, get ready for dinner, okay?
14:52Hey, where's Vanessa?
14:54She's at the mall with her stupid friend.
15:03She's at the mall with her stupid friend.
15:04What is your problem?
15:05I would just want to show Uncle Bernie
15:06how much I love my big sister.
15:08I love her.
15:10Well, do it again,
15:11and I'm going to pop you in the mouth.
15:15That boy is too doggone attached to his sister.
15:19That's unnatural, baby.
15:20Like a freak.
15:24Getting ready for the game?
15:26Yeah.
15:27We're cool, right?
15:29Everything's cool.
15:29All right.
15:30Out in the open and the clear.
15:32Go to the game.
15:32Have a good time.
15:33Thanks, baby.
15:34Hey, which one do you think?
15:35The red or the black one?
15:37The red one.
15:37Me too.
15:38Mm-hmm.
15:39I mean, it is five seats on the floor.
15:41We're good old Annette.
15:43Who could pass that up?
15:50I'll go my way out.
15:51Shouldn't have said nothing.
15:53I'm sorry, bulls.
15:54I'm so disgusted.
15:56I don't know what to do.
16:03Bernie, you know you don't have to stay here.
16:05You can go to the game.
16:06You can go to the game.
16:15Hey, we were just in the basement, and our box is gone.
16:18Where is it?
16:19There is no more box.
16:20At least not until you get your act together.
16:23What?
16:24Come in.
16:24We need to talk.
16:25Look, Jordan, I don't know what you...
16:27Shut up!
16:28Just shut up!
16:30You two are gonna shut up, and you're gonna listen.
16:33Put the juice box down!
16:34Juice boxes are for careful people.
16:37You two are reckless, and you two are careless.
16:40Until you get your act together, you can forget about the box.
16:44I lost my person's stuff once, and I'm not gonna lose it again.
16:48Just because you wanna sleep with your blankie,
16:52and you wanna walk around looking like Miss Juicy Lucy Lips,
16:56uh-uh, I'm not having it.
16:58Why do you give me to keep your stuff?
16:59Because I am careful.
17:01Ow!
17:02Way to be careful, idiot.
17:04But you can't tell, because if you do, if I go down, we all go down.
17:09Hey, ow!
17:10There's an accident!
17:12So what?
17:13That's what you get, Mr. Careful.
17:15Shut up!
17:16Just shut up!
17:17That's it.
17:18You're dead.
17:19Ah!
17:20Oh, Nana!
17:22I wonder if they feel bad when they get substituted like that.
17:25I don't know I would.
17:27Oh.
17:29Isn't that WB and Kelly?
17:31I be damned.
17:33Chew it, Lynette, and Flavor?
17:35What the heck Flavor doing there?
17:38That's my ticket.
17:41This is some bull!
17:44Man, I'm telling you, how in the hell the Flavor did they make it to the game with my friends?
17:49I swear, America, I swear he's always on and in!
17:53Justice, America!
17:55Looks like your friends went out and got themselves a new friend!
17:59How's that make you feel there, buddy?
18:01It makes me feel left out!
18:02Yeah, like who?
18:07Like Wanda.
18:11Damn, Doc!
18:13You good.
18:15You just now figuring that out?
18:20You a trip.
18:21Am I driving you crazy by asking you all these questions about the game?
18:25No, baby.
18:26You ask me any questions you want.
18:27I'm cool.
18:29Actually, I'm a visual kind of person, so how about we take it outside and you show me?
18:38What you call it?
18:39Huh?
18:39Come on.
18:40I think you struggle.
18:41You struggle on that.
18:43Ooh!
18:44Ooh!
18:45Get that, get that, get that.
18:46Get that, get that, get that, get that.
18:47Oh, baby.
18:48You ready?
18:49You ready?
18:51I ain't gonna be responsible.
18:52What?
18:53What you doing?
18:54What you doing?
18:54What you say, senior citizen?
18:56Senior citizen.
18:57Let me get somebody.
18:58Let me get somebody.
19:00What you doing?
19:00Stop right there.
19:01Stop.
19:02Oh!
19:03What you doing?
19:04Let's try to try to face you, can't you?
19:05What you doing?
19:06Yeah, man.
19:07Oh!
19:11Baby, look at this.
19:12What?
19:13Look at what they doing.
19:14What are they doing?
19:14Come on.
19:15Come on.
19:18What y'all doing?
19:20Nothing.
19:21Move your hand, Jordan.
19:23Y'all up in here doing dirt.
19:24You two, look at me.
19:28What happened to your faces?
19:31Oh, she got a face.
19:32Hey, hey, hey, hey.
19:34What you say?
19:35You said Jordan hit you with some click class.
19:37Mm-hmm.
19:38Where'd you get the click class from, Jordan?
19:41I found him in a box in the basement.
19:45I told y'all about fighting each other.
19:46That's why I take stuff from y'all.
19:48You see that?
19:49See why I take stuff?
19:52Yes, sir.
19:54Let's go to your rooms.
19:56Look like they need to go to hospital.
19:59Uh, no.
20:00Half time is over, so you can get back to your game.
20:01Hey, hey.
20:02Come on, baby.
20:04I'm coming with you.
20:06What's your punishment gonna be?
20:09Looks like they punished themselves already.
20:14Baby girl, did they stomp you?
20:16Oh, Mary, that game don't matter.
20:18Now, my baby Wanda, that's what matters.
20:21I don't need no new friends anyway.
20:23I got enough.
20:25Hold on, Mary.
20:26Excuse me.
20:27Excuse me.
20:27Hold on.
20:27Hold on.
20:29Yeah, what's up?
20:31Hey, Josie, how you doing, baby?
20:32Yeah.
20:33Oh, you saw Chewie on TV?
20:36I saw him, too.
20:38What'd he say?
20:39He'd be with me.
20:40Oh, no.
20:41No, no.
20:42I'm not that type of a person.
20:44No.
20:44He's at the game with the guys and that new woman friend they've been hanging out with.
20:48I'm here at home with my wife, and we're attending the kids.
20:53Okay, baby.
20:54Talk to you later.
20:55Keep your head up.
20:58What?
21:00If I can't have no new friends, Chewie can't have no new friends either.
21:04Stupid picture.
21:05Trick.
21:06Go on.
21:06Call me what you want.
21:07I did it.
21:13All right.
21:14Oh, we're on a two-shot then?
21:15Yeah, we're on a two-shot then.
21:16Oh.
21:17Oh, I didn't know that.
21:18Oh, sorry.
21:19Mm-hmm.
21:20Yeah, tell me now.
21:23Keep the camera rolling.
21:25Keep the camera rolling.
21:25What'd you plan on doing after this gig?
21:33Yeah.
21:34Hell, I can get this kind of treatment down now.
21:41I can't get this kind of treatment down now.
21:44I can't get this kind of treatment down now.
21:46I can't get this kind of treatment down now.
21:47I can't get this kind of treatment down now.
21:47I can't get this kind of treatment down now.
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