The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:00Who you with?
00:16The American dream is to have a house, get married, and have a family.
00:21You know what the problem with that is?
00:23The person you marry also has a family.
00:26Then you get in-law.
00:28I'm not saying nothing.
00:30But father-in-law's birthday.
00:32I ain't saying nothing.
00:34Uncle Bernie!
00:36Kids still driving me crazy.
00:38Let me go say something before I say something.
00:47Hey, what's up?
00:48Oh, we need pictures of Aunt Wanda when she was a baby.
00:52We're making a collage for Grandpa's birthday.
00:54That's a stupid present.
00:56I got something way better.
00:58What?
00:59The hip box of roaches.
01:03No, they're cufflinks, and they're not roaches.
01:05They're scarab beetles.
01:07Ancient Egyptian bugs that crawl in your skin and eat your brains.
01:10They're valuable.
01:11Wow.
01:17I'm not saying it's not a good promotion, Daddy.
01:20I just started thinking, if I could run a division at West Coast Wireless, I could run my own business.
01:25Yeah, but starting your own business is too risky, Wanda.
01:28You should accept that promotion.
01:31Now, you know what, Lord?
01:32That's good advice.
01:33Plus, it'd be good.
01:34That promotion'd be real good for you.
01:35And it'd come with a package deal.
01:37Laker tickets courtside.
01:40It's about more than the flash and the perks, Hollywood.
01:44Wanda needs to think about her security.
01:46Now, you hold up now, Lord, because I am her security.
01:50Do you two realize that you're agreeing and fighting at the same time?
01:54Hmm.
01:55You know, it's like the story of the ant and the grasshopper.
01:58Here we go.
01:59See, the ant spends all summer storing up food, preparing himself for the long, hard winter ahead.
02:05The grasshopper, on the other hand, sits around playing his fiddle all day.
02:09They didn't have basketball back then.
02:12Well, I see the ant is enjoying the hospitality of the grasshopper.
02:16Wonder when you want to hear some wisdom, you come find me.
02:25See what I mean about in-laws of America always trying to put the two cents in.
02:30You don't see me at their house telling them which brand of fiber to use
02:34or which pair of pants to pull all the way up to their belly button.
02:37I'd be glad when they're gone.
02:39Got my house smelling all funny.
02:41In-laws of trip.
02:42Smell like George Clinton.
02:48Look, Bernie.
02:50I know you've never gotten along with Daddy.
02:53But do you have to get into an argument with him every time he's here?
02:58I promised Mama I wouldn't say anything.
03:01What's going on?
03:03They're having money problems.
03:05What?
03:07What type of money problem?
03:09It's not serious, but they're cutting back,
03:11which is why they can't get the new car that they wanted.
03:18I knew it was something.
03:20I knew it.
03:21The last time he was here, all he was talking about.
03:23New Cadillac.
03:24Cadillac.
03:25I'm going to get a Cadillac.
03:26Yeah.
03:26I got the aunt.
03:27Got to change the story.
03:28Nah, don't he?
03:29Broke ass.
03:33Bernie, I'm serious.
03:34I need you to do this for me.
03:36I need you to be nice to my father.
03:38What you want me to do?
03:40You said it yourself.
03:41We don't get along, baby.
03:42Well, why don't you try this?
03:43Okay, what?
03:44Try being as nice to my father as you would be to Big Mama.
04:01I used to get along with Lloyd Grape back when I first met Wanda,
04:05but then something happened.
04:06You need to hear the whole story.
04:09So let me get you a little something from back in the day.
04:12Oh, yeah.
04:14You hear that?
04:15Y'all remember that.
04:17Yeah.
04:18Yeah.
04:21Hey, boy.
04:22Boy, back in the day.
04:24Boy, my head seems awesome, boy.
04:37Coming!
04:40Hey, how's it going, Mr. Thomas?
04:42Hey, Bernard, I thought it would be you, and this should be Mississippi.
04:46All right.
04:46I almost got all 50 states.
04:48Wow, man.
04:49The last time I saw a plate against the wall, my mama threw that at my daddy.
04:54Bye, daddy.
04:55I'm late.
04:55Mmm.
04:56Oh, baby.
04:58Yeah.
04:59I'm still delivered.
05:00I'm yours.
05:02Wanda, don't forget to stop at the bakery.
05:04Here I am, baby.
05:07You want a closer look?
05:08You want a closer look?
05:08I got the feelings to get the guy.
05:11What?
05:12The plates.
05:13Would you like a closer look?
05:14Oh, hell no, Mr. Thomas.
05:16I got to go.
05:18Wow.
05:19The story starts off real nice, doesn't it?
05:22Well, I couldn't see it, but there was a dark clouds on the horizon.
05:26Listen, you all just be patient.
05:28It take a while for the storm to come, but when it does, Hurricane Lloyd's going to red
05:32shop.
05:33He's a mo.
05:34You know the word.
05:37Someone sent me a package?
05:40Bernard Mack.
05:41I don't know a Bernard Mack.
05:42You do now.
05:43Well, people call me Bernie, but Mack is my title and my name, as you'll soon find out.
05:49You know, you should have that printed on a card so you don't have to embarrass yourself
05:52by saying it out loud.
05:55Ooh, spicy.
05:56I like that.
05:57Come on, now open up your present.
05:58You know, I don't have time for games.
06:00I'm late.
06:00All right, let me guess.
06:01A fine fan like yourself, either a runway model or you're an actress, huh?
06:06I have you know, I am in the executive training program at Chicago Telecom.
06:11There's nothing on my resume that says fine thing.
06:14Oh, not yet, America.
06:16See, you won't appreciate why there's beef between me and Lloyd until you appreciate
06:20what I had to go through to get Wanda in the first place.
06:23See, she made her brother work, too.
06:25But I could tell my baby was worth it.
06:27Plus, the Mack man had plenty of game, plenty of game.
06:31That's how we talked back then.
06:33Trust me, America, it worked.
06:34Just keep watching.
06:36Keep watching.
06:48Hey, hey, Wanda, how you doing?
06:50Girl, you might as well get her account number.
06:52You're going to keep receiving all these packages.
06:55Who are you?
06:57Oh, right here.
06:58Right there.
07:01Mack.
07:01It's both a name and a title.
07:03It is, huh?
07:04Mind if I keep this and show my friends?
07:05No, no.
07:06You ought to take time out to come see me perform.
07:08Okay.
07:09Here.
07:10Look, check that out.
07:11No.
07:14This is a train schedule?
07:16Yeah.
07:16I perform on the L.
07:17See, right in the back here?
07:19I circle my schedule to have that perform.
07:21You think I'm going to ride the L train just to watch you perform?
07:25Baby, I know you're going to come watch me perform.
07:27Because this right here is undeniable.
07:32Okay, now that's funny and so is this.
07:35Yeah, funny or not, like I said, this right here.
07:39So with that, Ms. Wanda, I'm going to leave you that you do your thing.
07:43So, your exodus is what?
07:45Trash your instincts.
07:48All right, now, man.
07:50Show.
07:506.30.
07:516.30 now.
07:52Oh, look at Mr. Businessman.
07:54How you doing, baby?
07:56Well, I'm some thick glasses.
07:57Let me ask you a question.
07:58When you look at the map, you see the people waving.
08:01Oh, man.
08:03I'm just kidding with you.
08:04All right, you square.
08:06Don't forget, 6.30.
08:07Last show, everybody.
08:11I be damned.
08:12Girl, I knew you couldn't resist.
08:15No, I came to tell you to stop sending me packages and stop coming to my job.
08:20There is no this.
08:24They're not my time.
08:26Oh, I see.
08:28So, you came all the way across town to two transfers just to tell me I'm not your type.
08:33See, baby, I'm sorry.
08:34That's this.
08:37Well, why are you here?
08:38Like to stay and watch the show?
08:43You better be funny.
08:48Who you with?
08:50It's show time.
08:52You like how I did that, don't you, America?
08:55Yes, sir.
08:56See, when it's meant to be, you just know it.
08:58By the way, you and me, America.
09:01Yes, sir.
09:02We got this, too.
09:03Don't be bashful.
09:04You can admit it.
09:06Not maybe all of you.
09:07But most of us, America, you and me, baby.
09:12Huh?
09:20Wanda, your date is here.
09:21I'll be down in a minute.
09:26They let you work like that?
09:28No, actually, I'm, I'm...
09:29He's here to take me out.
09:31You're dating the delivery guy?
09:33Um, actually, Mr. Tom, I'm a comedian.
09:35Oh, a delivery guy and a comedian.
09:38Yeah, nice.
09:39Well, I don't know what I was worried about.
09:41What?
09:43He's very funny.
09:44Then why haven't I seen him on Johnny Carson?
09:46Or in the movies?
09:50Well, I can explain that.
09:52The reason being, because I perform on the L to Chicago.
09:55I mean, and maybe if you find a little time,
09:57maybe you want to come see me perform sometime.
09:59Excellent.
09:59Maybe afterwards, we could catch a play on a bus?
10:02No, no, Mr. Thomas, if you really feel uncomfortable with that,
10:05maybe you need to come see me this Friday.
10:07It tickles.
10:11Turn this on.
10:12Is it on?
10:13Yeah, it's on.
10:14Yeah, I don't think it's on.
10:16Um, I thought you all came to have a good time.
10:19Ha, ha, ha.
10:22What's up?
10:24What's up?
10:29Look at this guy's glasses.
10:31Um, they're so thick you can look at a map and,
10:37and, um, see people waving.
10:41Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:45Um, it was a tough crowd tonight.
10:50Tell me about it.
10:53Um, Wanda, why don't you go and call the restaurant
10:56and tell them we're going to be a little early?
11:00Okay, Danny.
11:05Let's you and I cut to the chase, Bernard.
11:08I just thought you weren't good enough for my daughter
11:10when you were the delivery man.
11:12But now I'm sure of it.
11:16You know what, Mr. Thomas?
11:17It ain't what you think.
11:19It's what Wanda think.
11:21Why do you think Wanda brought me here tonight?
11:24I'm here because she wanted my approval
11:26before things went forward.
11:29So, we're all going to go to dinner now,
11:32and I'd appreciate it if this is the last time
11:35you see my daughter.
11:37Mr. Thomas,
11:40won't you tell Wanda I'm not feeling good?
11:42Thank you, folks.
11:43Boy, Chicago, Maroonie City.
11:45And today I found out why they call it Maroonie City.
11:48Hey, easy on the bratwurst.
11:49Hey, boom!
11:51Ha, ha, ha!
11:53Ha, ha, ha!
12:01America, now it should be totally clear
12:04why me and Lloyd don't get along.
12:07Why there's beef, static, bad blood,
12:10stainless, heat, all kind of friction.
12:12Oh, but I'm about to be the bigger man, yes, sir.
12:15I'm going to keep my promise to my baby
12:17and be nice to her daddy.
12:19He's going to tell me I'm not good enough.
12:22Man, he don't want none of that.
12:25He don't want his wife.
12:30Well...
12:30So, honey, I'm going to take my parents to Long Beach
12:32to see the Queen Mary.
12:33All right.
12:34Yeah, I'd better go pull the car around
12:35if we're going to be trapping.
12:37Now, hold on now, Lord.
12:38I'm not too comfortable with you driving that car
12:40away to Long Beach.
12:40It is leaking oil.
12:42Why don't you take the new car?
12:43What new car?
12:44The new car that I'm buying you for your birthday.
12:46What?
12:47Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
12:48Hold on.
12:48Why are you being so generous all of a sudden?
12:50Well, Lord, it is your 65th birthday,
12:53and what can you buy a man who has everything?
12:55Well, I sure beats the hell out of that tie
12:58you gave me last year.
13:00Honey, I love what you're doing for Daddy.
13:03So I'm going to leave you two alone
13:04so he'll know that this is your thing.
13:06Plus, I saw a convertible over there
13:08that looks like it needs a mama.
13:12Hey, Lord, look at this.
13:14Anti-lock brakes, airbag, got a clock and a dashboard.
13:17Lord, I think we found your car.
13:20This car is beautiful.
13:21Man, I'm so glad you like.
13:25Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
13:26Whoa, Lord, Lord, come on now.
13:28This is too much car for you.
13:29Oh, I think not, son-in-law.
13:31You know I like to ride in style.
13:32You'll notice my Seville is top of the line.
13:34It was top of the line 12 years ago, pimp.
13:37The line has moved.
13:38These cars got FM in them now.
13:39Oh, come on, Hollywood.
13:41Oh.
13:42Listen, it doesn't cost anything to talk to a salesman.
13:45Look, this is a gift from my grandpa,
13:47so I'm willing to make a deal.
13:48But if you don't need to make a sale this week, I'll walk.
13:51Look, kid, the keychain's $3.50.
13:54You want it or not?
13:57Okay, I'll take it.
13:59Does this have the six-disc CD changer in, Dash?
14:02See, hold up, hold on.
14:04See, this one I draw the line.
14:05Lord, come on now.
14:06You don't even own six CDs.
14:09You know what, young man?
14:10I'm sorry to have even bothered you.
14:11Thank you very much.
14:13Bernie, I'm just going to hold on to the Seville,
14:15even though it's 12 years old.
14:16Well, Lloyd, what you mean by that?
14:18All of a sudden, me buying you a new car ain't good enough?
14:20Well, this just doesn't feel like me.
14:22You know, I'm not the type to skimp.
14:23Skimp?
14:25Lloyd, first of all, you ought to be grateful
14:28to somebody who want to buy you a car with your broke ass.
14:32Broke?
14:32Bernie?
14:34Who the hell said I was broke?
14:36Grandpa's broke?
14:38Listen, Lord, I...
14:38No, no, you listen.
14:39I can buy my own damn car.
14:43Lloyd, I...
14:44Daddy, Daddy, wait.
14:50So, what's your return policy?
14:55America, you saw what happened.
14:57I was provoked, pushed to the edge.
14:59Here I am buying Lloyd a car, and he's getting greedy.
15:02Unnecessary stuff like heated seats, seatbelts.
15:05If you want heated seats, park in the sun.
15:07You want a seatbelt, get you a rope.
15:09And a GPS system, when he only drives to the park and back.
15:13He was exploiting my giving heart, America,
15:15and I ain't gonna stand for no maxploitation.
15:18I ain't gonna stand for it.
15:19No, I ain't.
15:22Hey, where's the Cadillac?
15:26Grandpa's broke.
15:27Come on, now.
15:28Come on, baby.
15:30You know what?
15:31I trusted you.
15:32That was a secret.
15:34Why not make it up to you?
15:36Unless you can give my father his pride back,
15:38there's really not much else you can do, is there?
15:44Aw.
15:46Wanda, come on, now.
15:52Look what I made for Grandpa.
15:53It's almost as ugly as a collage.
15:55Well, Vanessa said he's gonna love our presents the best.
16:05Ooh, this keychain is so bright.
16:08It hurts my eyes.
16:09Let me see.
16:10You want it?
16:11It's worth $100.
16:13What else?
16:14I'll sell it to you for five.
16:15Why don't you want it?
16:16Well, it turns out how I'm allergic to 100% solid gold.
16:21I'll go get my piggy bank.
16:25Like taking candy from a baby.
16:36You come out here to gloat?
16:40Tease me for being broke?
16:42Look, Lord, sometimes we say things that we later regret.
16:51I guess I was trying to hurt you.
16:53I've been trying to hurt you for 15 years.
16:56See, something happened back then
16:59that we never talked about,
17:01but we've been dealing with ever since.
17:03Lord, you said I wasn't gonna make it.
17:06And that I wasn't good enough for Wanda.
17:09I remember.
17:11Man, that hurt me.
17:14That hurt me real bad.
17:22You're welcome.
17:3015 years ago, I said exactly what you needed to hear
17:33to motivate you to become the success that you are today.
17:37Anybody want an old man?
17:38So you're welcome.
17:41What?
17:44Man, you want to run that by me again?
17:48In my hand, the words come out of your mouth, right?
17:52So what you're telling me...
18:04What you're telling me is that
18:06I'm investing in the grass, I find.
18:09You see what happened there, America?
18:11Is I sent Lloyd Pryde a life preserver.
18:14Now, don't get me wrong.
18:15I'm no singer.
18:17But I made a promise to my baby Wanda
18:19to be nice to Daddy,
18:21as I was to Big Mama.
18:22And I would have done anything
18:23to save Big Mama from the slightest hurt.
18:26But you better keep your eye on me, though.
18:28Because if he says one more thing,
18:30I'm sorry, Big Mama.
18:31He keep pushing me.
18:33But I'm cool.
18:34I'm real cool.
18:37Yeah, that's right.
18:38The aunt invested in the grasshopper.
18:41And got a pretty nice return on my investment, too.
18:47And so did Wanda.
18:58How about me and you all go to that car deal in the morning
19:02and pick up that car on me?
19:06I appreciate that, Barry.
19:09But I'm going to take care of this myself.
19:10No, no.
19:12I'm going to go back and get the chief and model, like you said.
19:15Makes a hell of a lot more sense.
19:17No, no, no.
19:17I really...
19:18Okay.
19:21Let's do it.
19:32I guess it's pride is back, America.
19:35And you know what?
19:36It feels good getting that behind us.
19:38Now, I'm not saying we're going to be buddies.
19:39No, no.
19:40I'm not saying that.
19:40Because I can't hang with nobody who wear clown shirts like that.
19:43You know that.
19:44But it's a start.
19:45And for the record, there's only one person
19:48who can take credit for the Mac man's success.
19:52Only one person.
19:56Hey, Wanda!
20:00I've been looking for you for hours.
20:02What are you doing?
20:03And why'd you leave the club like that?
20:07Did my father say something to you?
20:09No, no, baby.
20:10He didn't say nothing to me.
20:11I just wanted to be alone.
20:13Bernie Mac, I know you're not going to let one bad night
20:16have you start doubting yourself.
20:18I'm not going to start doubting myself.
20:21Why not come here every day
20:23and I perform in front of four training people
20:25and I make them laugh?
20:27If you don't get no better than that, that's okay.
20:31Because right here, I'm king.
20:34This is my stage.
20:35But, Bernie, there's a whole world out there
20:38that is waiting for you.
20:39That's where your stage is.
20:41I don't know.
20:42I know.
20:44And I'm going to stay right here
20:45until you know it, too.
20:49Bernie Mac,
20:51you are bigger than the L train.
20:54I think you're right.
20:58If you're by my side,
21:00I know you're right.
21:02That's right.
21:03Who you in?
21:06I'm going to give you two.
21:07I'm going to give you two.
21:08You're the only one.
21:09Who you in?
21:13You do the way
21:14but still you love me.
21:19You punk ass on these ass lines.
21:22Byronie calls you punk ass.
21:23Bernie?
21:26Punk?
21:27Who says I'm a punk?
21:29Grandpa's a punk?
21:41Uh, looks like we're still rolling.
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