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Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 23
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03Victor made himself perfectly clear
00:06Whenever I've truly wanted something, I've always gotten it.
00:09Bree needed to get away.
00:11We're finally taking our honeymoon.
00:13Susan couldn't wait to pop the question.
00:15Will you marry me?
00:17Lynette received shocking news.
00:19You can see this. It could be lymphoma.
00:22Why are you so reluctant to make a commitment to me?
00:25Because I'm not in love with you.
00:26And Edie...
00:27What if?
00:27We tried to have a baby.
00:28Engaged in a dangerous deception.
00:36When Gabrielle Solis agreed to marry Victor Lang,
00:39she was determined to have a very traditional wedding.
00:44She was even more determined to be a very traditional bride.
00:49To that end, the handkerchief in her cleavage was borrowed.
00:53The garter on her leg was blue.
00:55And the diamonds on her ears were old.
00:59But sadly for Gabrielle, something was missing.
01:04And she was about to throw a traditional fit.
01:09It is after three.
01:10Where the hell is Bree with my something new?
01:12I know her plane landed on time.
01:14She'll probably be here any second.
01:16I should have my head examined for even agreeing to this.
01:19Who the hell cares about Swiss jewelry anyway?
01:22Gabby, Bree went out of her way to buy you that bracelet.
01:25Of course, it's the hottest day of the year.
01:28All the guests are out there sweating like pigs.
01:30God, at this rate, my reception is going to look like the finish line of the Boston Marathon.
01:34If you're that freaked out, just get married without the bracelet.
01:38Are you out of your mind?
01:39Get married without my something new?
01:41Oh, I have an idea.
01:43I just got a lipstick yesterday.
01:46You could wear that.
01:49I just paid a makeup artist 500 bucks to do my face.
01:52Do you really think I want to march down the aisle looking like I just ate a popsicle?
01:56Okay, it's your big day, so I'm going to let that slide.
01:59God, it is 10 after and Bree is never late.
02:02Where can she be?
02:06All right, that's it.
02:08After I finish shushing my hair, tell the preacher it's showtime.
02:11I can't believe my wedding's already ruined and it hasn't even started.
02:19Hey, I'm starting to get worried about Bree.
02:22Maybe we should call her.
02:23Yeah, call her cell.
02:28It's ringing.
02:30Okay.
02:35Bree?
02:37Oh, wow.
02:39Hello, ladies.
02:40Is that Bree?
02:41She better not have come empty handed.
02:43Oh, I didn't.
02:45As promised, Bree had arrived with something new.
02:49Holy crap.
02:50And she also brought the bracelet.
03:06Family, there is nothing more important.
03:10They're the ones we want to laugh with during the good times.
03:15And the ones we need to console us during the bad.
03:20And even though the time comes when they have to leave us, their voices still linger in our minds.
03:30And sometimes we can't help but listen.
03:36Tangled web.
03:37That's what you're weaving.
03:39Beat it, mother.
03:41You really think this little scheme of yours is gonna work?
03:43Of course it will.
03:45Look at him.
03:46He's practically in love with me already.
03:49That's because he thinks you're gonna give him a baby.
03:52Wait till he finds out you're still on the pill.
03:54Shut up, would you?
03:57I just thank the good Lord your father didn't live to see this.
04:02Well, neither did you.
04:03You died alone in a trailer park watching game shows.
04:06And why should I listen to you?
04:08Cause I know what's waiting for you, Missy.
04:11This one's gonna leave you like all the others.
04:16You're going to end up old and alone just like I did.
04:29Carlos?
04:33Carlos?
04:34Down here, babe.
04:36I'm making you a fruit smoothie.
04:44Chicken or fish?
04:46What?
04:47I haven't gotten your reply card back yet.
04:49So chicken or fish?
04:50Oh, right.
04:51Your wedding.
04:52I can't go.
04:53Why not?
04:54I'm a jinx.
04:55I went to your last wedding and look how that turned out.
04:58Come on, Gabby.
04:59We both know it'd be weird if I went.
05:00Okay, maybe a little, but it'll be weirder if you don't.
05:04Excuse me?
05:05Look, everyone knows you're living with Edie.
05:07If she shows up alone, people will think I asked her not to bring you.
05:09Like it bugs me that you guys are together.
05:11But it does bug you.
05:13You hit the roof when you found out.
05:14Which is why I have to show people that I'm okay with it.
05:17Please, just consider it my wedding gift.
05:21Okay.
05:22But I'm skipping the ceremony.
05:24What?
05:24And just go to the reception?
05:26You can't do that.
05:27I don't want to make a scene.
05:29You'll bow till death do us part.
05:30I'll bust out laughing.
05:32People will stare.
05:36Reception starts at four.
05:41I'm thinking a chocolate fountain would be a cool centerpiece to a dessert buffet.
05:46Dessert buffet?
05:47We're having a wedding cake, right?
05:49Isn't that dessert?
05:50Yeah, but you have to give people a choice.
05:52Don't you think a chocolate fountain would be elegant?
05:54I don't know.
05:55You?
05:55A big white dress?
05:57Melted chocolate?
05:59Am I the only one hearing alarm bells?
06:01Fine.
06:01We'll skip the chocolate.
06:03How about a champagne fountain?
06:05Oh, I know.
06:06Maybe we can make the champagne flow through the ice sculpture.
06:09Don't you think we might be going a little over the top?
06:12Mike, these are all fairly standard wedding features.
06:15Now, you name one thing that you think is going over the top.
06:20How about the dove wrangler?
06:22Well, the doves are not going to release themselves.
06:25Do we really need 40 of them?
06:27Okay, I know that you think I'm being silly, but all of our friends went to Bree's wedding,
06:31and now they're going to Gabby's.
06:33Two months from now, do we really want them thinking ours wasn't as nice?
06:37It seems to me our friends wouldn't be there to make petty comparisons.
06:40They'd be there to celebrate our love.
06:43You would think that, but no.
06:47Come on.
06:48This is something that we have both looked forward to for so long.
06:52Don't you want it to be perfect?
06:54No, I guess.
06:55About the doves, though.
06:57What?
06:59You in a wedding gown, 40 birds circling overhead.
07:03Again, not liking those odds.
07:09Oh, it's not as bad as it sounds.
07:11It's, um, Hodgkin's lymphoma.
07:14And apparently, if you're going to get lymphoma, that's the kind you want.
07:19Hey, you want to hold it down up there, kids?
07:21I'm trying to talk to your Aunt Lucy.
07:24Anyway, I know I said that we would come and visit you this June, but I'll be a little woozy
07:29and bald from the chemo, so, uh, thanks for understanding.
07:35Oh, one more thing.
07:37Our insurance policy has a really high deductible, so we are strapped financially, and I was wondering if maybe you
07:44and Dave might be able to...
07:47Oh, really?
07:52No.
07:53I am not asking Mom.
07:54She doesn't know about any of this, so don't you tell her, okay?
07:57We'll be fine.
07:58I love you.
07:59Bye.
08:00I take it that's a no on the loan.
08:03Yep.
08:04Dave lost his job at the plant, and he is now handing out flyers at a chicken restaurant, and, prepare
08:10to wince, there is a chicken suit involved.
08:15Ouch.
08:17So, where are we going to find this $10,000?
08:20You leave that to me.
08:22I want you to focus on getting better.
08:24But, honey...
08:25I will find it.
08:26Meanwhile, we'll make some sacrifices around here.
08:29My tennis club membership is up this month.
08:32I'm not renewing.
08:35Should you even be playing tennis after your back surgery?
08:38Probably not.
08:40Ah.
08:41Well, in that spirit, as soon as I start chemo, I will be giving up shampoo.
08:50Okay, thanks.
08:52Taxi's here.
08:54Are you sure you're ready to go back? We could wait another week.
08:58And Miss Cabby's wedding? No. I'll be fine.
09:03I just addressed you were thinking for the ceremony.
09:06Yes.
09:07Oh, good.
09:08I'll fold it in tissue so it doesn't wrinkle.
09:11Oh, darling, I don't deserve you.
09:14Oh, come on.
09:16We agreed. No more tears.
09:19I'm so sorry to be putting you through this.
09:21I...
09:22I wouldn't blame you if you ran like hell and never looked back.
09:25Stop.
09:26I'm going to raise this child and love it as if it were my own.
09:33Now let's see you smile.
09:44Well, I'm glad you could join us, Milton. It's good to get to know you before the wedding.
09:48You know, I must say, all these months I thought Victor was exaggerating about you, but he hasn't done you
09:53justice.
09:54You, my dear, are a flawless beauty.
09:57I'm hardly flawless. I'm sure I have a blemish hidden away somewhere.
10:01That's a search I would relish.
10:03She is way out of your league, Dad.
10:06Honey, he's a multimillionaire. He runs my league.
10:11By the way, Victor, I ran into Keith Perkinson last week.
10:14And how is the venerable state chairman?
10:16Impressed with you. He liked the way you ran your mayoral campaign.
10:19Said if you keep your numbers up, he might consider supporting you in the next governor's race.
10:23Really?
10:30What's so funny?
10:32You gotta be kidding, right? I mean, we just finished a campaign. You're not about to put me through another
10:37one.
10:37But I thought you loved campaigning.
10:39God, no. It's a complete snore. Pasting a smile on my face while you say the same speech for the
10:4450th time.
10:45But you were a natural. People loved you.
10:48Well, the feeling wasn't mutual.
10:49You think I enjoyed sipping tea with these frumpy matrons who wore loud polyblend pantsuits?
10:56You know how many times I just wanted to scream,
10:57Vote for my husband, you colorblind cow.
11:01I think you've discovered something very important about democracy, my dear.
11:04The nation is full of fools, and everyone gets a vote.
11:07Well, they're not gonna get us again.
11:09I made nice with Fairview. I'm not about to suck up to the whole damn state.
11:22What are you doing?
11:25Some guy out in Mount Pleasant's got a cracked water heater.
11:32It's three in the morning.
11:34Well, I started advertising as a 24-hour plumber.
11:38After midnight, I get triple time.
11:40Okay, well, that's crazy. You can't work around the clock. It's not healthy.
11:44Well, this is the third night I've worked this week. I'm fine so far.
11:48You've been sneaking out while I've been asleep? What are you, ninja plumber?
11:51Yes, just for a little while. Earned some extra money.
11:59Is this about the wedding?
12:03We agreed we wanted to be nice.
12:06But we didn't agree on this.
12:09Maybe I can scale things back a bit.
12:11How? Have a ginger ale fountain?
12:15Make paper doves and hope it's windy?
12:17Okay, seriously? You don't have to kill yourself.
12:21I could max out my credit card.
12:24Is that really how you want to start our life together? In debt?
12:28No, I want to start out happy.
12:31But clearly you're upset and I don't know why.
12:37I'm not Ian.
12:39I can't afford to move you into a mansion.
12:42Or fly you off to Paris.
12:44But I'll be damned if I don't give you the same dream wedding he would have given you.
12:50We'll see you in the morning.
13:01Where the hell do you get off having cancer and not telling me about it?
13:04Mom.
13:06How do you think you could handle this without me?
13:09Stella?
13:10Oh, there's my Tommy boy come here.
13:14Oh, God.
13:16Oh, listen, be a lovely, honey, and get my bags from the cab.
13:19Bags? She's staying.
13:22Yep. And do not tip the driver.
13:25SLB wouldn't let me smoke.
13:31Geez, Lynette, I didn't know you opened the daycare center.
13:35Hey, kids. Grandma's here.
13:40Okay, what did you tell them about me?
13:42It's been five years, Mom. They don't remember you.
13:45Well, they'll remember me this time. I brought presents.
13:48Cool!
13:49Hey. For you. And you. And you.
13:54These are baby toys. We're too old to play with these.
13:58Well, I'm too old to remember what the hell six-year-olds like to play with.
14:01We're eight.
14:03What do I care?
14:05Just say thank you.
14:08Oh. Who's the pretty thing? Your girlfriend?
14:12No. She's my sister.
14:15Oh.
14:17Is that Tom's little B-A-S-T-A?
14:20Okay, kids. Time to get your toys and let's play upstairs.
14:22Yeah.
14:23Come on, Penny. Come on, sweetie.
14:25Let's go, everybody.
14:32Listen, Mom, I really appreciate you coming to help, but as you can see, I'm perfectly fine.
14:37For now. Now, how you gonna handle that mob when you're flat on your ass from chemo?
14:42I'll manage. You got through breast cancer while raising the three of us alone.
14:48I was not alone. I had you.
14:52Lynette was all of 13. She still looked after her sisters, cleaned the house, cooked the meals, and I was
14:58curled up in a ball puking my guts out.
15:00Well, that's what you get when you mix chemo and vodka gimlets.
15:05You can go to me all you like, Lynette. I did not come here to fight.
15:10Now, trust me, Cookie. I have memorized a whole catalog of subjects you and I can no longer discuss.
15:17And if that means that we have to talk about the weather for three months, then fine.
15:22But I am staying.
15:26Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go kick a child out of his room.
15:40Okay. Legs up.
15:44You wanna do it again?
15:48No. I've been doing a lot of research.
15:50And gravity helps facilitate the sperm reaching the eggs.
15:55So, heave hope.
15:57Oh, well, could we try a little light spooning before you hang me up like a side of beef?
16:02Edie, we're trying to have a baby.
16:04Well, could we be a little less clinical? Maybe let nature take its course.
16:10Nature is not on our side anymore.
16:13Look, you're no spring chicken, man. Those eggs aren't exactly farm fresh.
16:17Okay. Stop referring to me as poultry.
16:21Sorry. Can we just try this? It's only for 30 minutes.
16:2430 minutes? I am not staying in this position for half an hour.
16:27Listen. I know that this requires some work.
16:30But it will all be worth it when we have our beautiful, beautiful baby. Right?
16:41Right. I guess I could make some sacrifices.
16:47That's my girl.
16:50Can I get you anything?
16:51Yeah, I'd kill for a beer.
16:53Sorry, no alcohol.
16:55What? For how long?
16:56Just until the baby's born.
16:58Well, then you stop nursing.
17:01Don't worry. I'll get you a nice herbal tea.
17:07It's just for a few months while you're in treatment.
17:10We're gonna have to find someone to watch the kids.
17:13No. I am not leaving that woman in charge of our children.
17:16In three months, the twins will be chain-smoking and Penny will be an alcoholic.
17:21We can manage. We've got McCluskey.
17:23She costs money. Money that we won't have if we're paying someone to replace you at work.
17:28You said not to worry about money. That you'd find it somewhere.
17:31I did.
17:33What? Someone loaned us $10,000?
17:35No. Gave us.
17:37And we can't thank her by kicking her out.
17:41No, Tom. You didn't ask my mother.
17:44Didn't have to. She knew that you hit up Lucy, so she offered.
17:47Well, we're giving it back.
17:49No. We can't afford to.
17:50Tom, you don't know half the stuff she did to us.
17:55She would get drunk and smack us around.
17:58She would meet some new guy and then drop us off at her sister's for a week because he wasn't
18:03into kids.
18:03Okay, so she was a crappy mom.
18:05You said yourself that she has mellowed. Now she wants to make amends.
18:09If you would just try to understand.
18:11I think that I've been pretty understanding lately.
18:14What's that supposed to mean?
18:16I think you know.
18:19Great. So in the middle of everything I'm dealing with, you're gonna throw Rick in my face.
18:22When someone we love hurts us, if we still love them, we deal with it and we move on.
18:29If I can do it, so can you.
18:33So forgiving my mother, that's my penance?
18:38Yeah. I think it is.
18:54I thought you said we weren't supposed to spend the night before the wedding together.
18:57Yeah, I was trying to respect tradition, but I got horny.
19:05Wow. Well, I guess we'll just have to start the honeymoon early, won't we?
19:09Get rid of this stuff.
19:11What are you working on so late?
19:13Nothing.
19:16Polling data? Why are you polling? The election's over.
19:19It's just a little research. God, you look hot.
19:22Is this about running for governor? Because I told you how I feel about that.
19:26My dad just set up a little exploratory committee. It's no big deal.
19:29Oh, okay. Well, let's explore it now.
19:32Hmm, nope. Not gonna happen.
19:34Abby.
19:35Victor, ever since we met, it's been photo ops and fundraisers and I'm sick of it.
19:40Well, I'm a politician.
19:41Do you think I want my career to begin and end in the suburbs?
19:44Fairview is my home and I don't want to leave it.
19:46And you can't make this decision without me. I'm gonna be your wife.
19:48Exactly. Not my career advisor.
19:50Oh, so I don't even get a vote?
19:51Not if it's a veto.
19:52Hey, look, no. I already married a man who put his career before me
19:56and I swore I wasn't gonna do it again.
19:58Well, I swore I would not let a stupid woman hold me back.
20:07That did not come out the way I wanted it to.
20:11I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
20:14I've just been under a lot of pressure lately.
20:16Well, here's one less thing you have to worry about.
20:19Our wedding.
20:21You can't cancel the wedding. It's too late.
20:24As far as I'm concerned, it's just in the nick of time.
20:39Good morning, Gabby.
20:41God, Milton. The newspaper's not even here yet.
20:44I'm sorry. It's so early. I just came to apologize.
20:48Why? What happened wasn't your fault.
20:51That's not exactly the case.
20:54Is that coffee I smell?
20:59You only bolted because Victor wants to be governor.
21:02He only wants to be governor because of me.
21:05You only suggested it.
21:06You can't make him go after something he doesn't want.
21:08The hell I can't.
21:11Ever since he was a kid, Victor's been killing himself trying to live up to his big shot father.
21:17He's desperate for my approval.
21:19Why?
21:21I suppose because he's never gotten it.
21:24Everything he does, even becoming mayor, I somehow let him know that it's not quite enough.
21:29Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm right to push. That's why he's so successful.
21:36So what are you saying? I should marry Victor because you're a withholding father?
21:40No, I just want you to understand why he does what he does.
21:45Fine. I get it.
21:47But why would I want a husband who values his father's opinion more than mine?
21:51Well, he doesn't really care much what I think anymore.
21:55After you left last night, he called me and, uh, what's the phrase? Tore me a new one.
22:01He did?
22:03He said because of me, he'd lost the best thing that had ever happened to him.
22:07And if he couldn't win you back, I could take my money and buy a new son.
22:12Because I was never going to be hearing from him again.
22:16He blew off 80 million?
22:21Or if he cares about me so damn much, why am I not hearing this from him?
22:26I think you're about to.
22:33Is there a back way out of here?
22:53Aren't you going to be late for Gabby's wedding?
22:55Oh, weddings are boring.
22:58I like to sneak in at the end, look teary-eyed, and pretend I was there the whole time.
23:03I am going to see you at the reception.
23:07Oh, uh, hi, Danny.
23:10Um, Carlos, the paper boy's here. Could you pay him?
23:13Come on in.
23:17Hey, here you go, Danny.
23:23Oh, uh, looks like I'm a little short. Can I catch you later?
23:28No.
23:30All right. Hold on.
23:32Come on.
23:46Oh, my God.
23:48What's that?
23:51It's birth control pills.
23:54I'm going to need cash.
23:55I'm going to need cash.
23:58Hey. Welcome home.
24:00I have missed you, sweetheart.
24:02Oh. Oh.
24:04Here, allow me.
24:06Well, hello there, Julie.
24:09You guys are back.
24:11Wow. Somebody's blonder.
24:13Oh, yeah. My mom hates it, too.
24:17So, where's Danielle?
24:19Well, um, while we were in Switzerland, she ran across this boarding school and she fell in love with it
24:25and just insisted that we let her spend a year abroad.
24:28Wow. She must be having a really good time. She hasn't returned any of my phone calls.
24:33Oh, well, uh, you know, her school's up in the mountains and her cell phone reception is kind of funky.
24:40She hasn't answered my emails, either.
24:43Well, I am going to call her tonight and have a little talk with her about common courtesy and I'm
24:47sure that you will get an email first thing tomorrow morning.
24:51Well, we should go. I've got to get that bracelet to Gabby before the wedding.
24:54Well, I'll see you guys later. Bye.
25:00Well, that was uncomfortable.
25:01You have no idea. Everyone's been asking questions.
25:05This might not be as easy as we'd hoped.
25:19There. Now you have something new.
25:22So how do I look?
25:24You are now officially the most beautiful bride that ever lived.
25:28Until your wedding, of course.
25:30Nice save.
25:32It means so much to me that we're all here together right now.
25:41And break!
25:44Love you.
25:57We are gathered here today to join together Victor Lang and Gabriel Marquez in matrimony.
26:04An honorable estate not to be entered into lightly, but reverently and soberly.
26:09This is a lifetime union.
26:12One based on love, honor, and trust.
26:14You want to be my new best friend?
26:16Premium Scotch. Keep coming.
26:18It will shape you.
26:19You are promising not only to give of yourself, but also to accept each other.
26:24Promising not only to love for today, but to extend that love to include...
26:28Carlos! I thought you weren't coming until after...
26:30Save it.
26:34Okay, look. I can explain.
26:36Don't bother.
26:38Your lives were more convincing when I cared.
26:45Carlos!
26:47You've got to understand.
26:49I do want to have a baby with you.
26:51Just not yet.
26:52I just...
26:53I wanted to give you a chance to fall in love with me first.
26:57I don't believe you, and I will never trust you again.
26:59Well, what was I supposed to do?
27:01You backed me into a corner, and you were going to bail on us, and I was just trying to
27:06save what we had.
27:09Carlos!
27:09Don't leave me.
27:12Please just talk to me.
27:14I am done with you.
27:17Carlos!
27:20Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mr. and Mrs. Victor Lang.
27:24I'm sorry!
27:38Miss McCluskey!
27:39Enjoy the wedding?
27:40Nice!
27:41Very classy.
27:42Oh, but what the hell was that brouhaha between Carlos and Edie?
27:46I don't know, and I don't care.
27:48Today I'm so filled with love, I can forgive anyone anything.
27:52Oh, um, but if you do see them again, call security.
27:56So we're in Zurich, and I am sick after breakfast for the third morning in a row.
28:01And I thought to myself, dear God, I hope I have not developed an allergy to chocolate brioche.
28:06Life just wouldn't be worth living.
28:09So I said, that's it, we're seeing a doctor.
28:12Well, he could have knocked us over with a feather when he said she was already two months pregnant.
28:16Oh, I think it's so great, and we could not be happier for you.
28:20When's your due date?
28:20Oh, not until the early fall, but enough about me.
28:23This is your day, you and Victor, who, by the way, I have not met yet.
28:26Oh, my gosh, that's right!
28:28Okay, you stay here.
28:29I'm gonna go grab him.
28:33It is so good to be back.
28:36I can't believe how much is happening.
28:37I mean, you and Gabby getting married, and I'm having a baby.
28:42What's going on with you, Lynette?
28:45Nothing.
28:45I'm fine.
28:46Same old, same old.
28:48I realize everything's okay, sweetie, because you haven't quite seen yourself the last couple weeks.
28:53I'm fine.
28:54Everything's just fine.
28:58I'll tell you this much.
28:59I'm exhausted.
29:01I'll be glad when this day's over.
29:03Well, it was all worth it.
29:05Marrying Gabby is the smartest thing you've ever done.
29:08With her bringing in the Latino vote, the governor's mansion's as good as yours.
29:12Well, that's assuming I could change your mind.
29:14I had to make certain concessions just to get her down the aisle.
29:18You're the husband now.
29:19The rules have changed.
29:20Be nice.
29:21Buy her a few pretty things.
29:23Trust me.
29:24You'll be able to tame that little spitfire.
29:26I'm not too worried.
29:28I've always been able to manage my assets.
29:42Did you find him?
29:45No, I'm still looking, but I'll let you know.
29:54Movie's over.
29:56And may I add...
29:57Oh, man.
29:59Go out and play.
30:00Go on.
30:01Out.
30:06They're just gonna go play guns.
30:08Can I watch another movie?
30:10Lynette said one was the limit and she'll be home soon.
30:13No, she won't.
30:14Whenever they go out to a party, they always come home at least an hour later than they say they
30:19will.
30:20Aren't you an observant little monkey?
30:25Tell me, sweetie.
30:28Would you know anything about a man named Rick?
30:32Yeah, I know Rick.
30:34My daddy and Lynette had a big fight about him.
30:37Really?
30:39Sounds like there's maybe a little story there.
30:43If I tell you, could I watch a really good grown-up movie?
30:50If it's a really good grown-up story.
30:56Okay, I got you some appetizers to tide you over.
30:59We have mini quiches and beef sauté and something called Crystal Coast shrimp with grits,
31:03but it's mostly just grits because I ate all the shrimp on my way over.
31:08Mike?
31:09Yeah.
31:11Yeah.
31:13Yeah.
31:14Yeah.
31:16Yeah.
31:17Yeah.
31:18Yeah.
31:19Yeah.
31:23Reverend, that was such a beautiful ceremony.
31:26Really, just heart felt and moving the whole package.
31:29Why, thank you.
31:30Yeah, it was really impressive.
31:32So what are you doing tonight?
31:33Good night.
31:43Oh, Carlos.
31:45Didn't know you were in here.
31:47I got a little thirsty.
31:49Yes.
31:50I can see that.
31:53Gabby, I am sorry if I ruined your wedding.
31:58But if it's any consolation, I also ruined my life.
32:02What are you talking about?
32:05A couple years ago, I was totally happy.
32:09I had a home, you, great career.
32:13And I don't understand how I let it all go to hell.
32:18And now here I am, back at square one.
32:24I really blew it.
32:30Man, what am I doing?
32:32I shouldn't be dumping this on you.
32:34It's your wedding day.
32:36Go to Victor.
32:38I'm gonna stay right here.
32:50Well, I don't know how you did it.
32:52The kids are asleep and the cough syrup hasn't been touched.
32:56Boy, you're just waiting for an excuse to give me the boot.
33:00Well, if history's any indicator, I won't have to wait long.
33:05So you don't think people can change?
33:09I think at a certain point, people just are who they are.
33:14Well, I think people can change.
33:18Take you.
33:19You was a perfect wife and mom.
33:22And then along came Rick.
33:28How did you...
33:29Come on, Lynette.
33:30You kids were young when I was sneaking around around Glen,
33:32but you knew something was up?
33:35You heard about this from my kids?
33:38Just the girl.
33:39And all she knows is that Daddy got mad because Rick liked you.
33:47Nothing happened between me and Rick.
33:50Yes, he came on to me, but unlike you, I controlled myself.
33:54Well, you had Tom to come home to.
33:58I had your stepfather.
34:00Hey, Glen may have bored you, but the years we had a father in that house were the happiest of
34:05my life.
34:05You didn't care about that, though, did you? You just drove him away.
34:09And you couldn't wait to pay me back.
34:13Do you remember what you said the next year when I got sick?
34:18No, I don't.
34:20Liar.
34:22You said I earned it.
34:24It was God's punishment.
34:28How are you feeling now, Lynette?
34:31You think you're being punished?
34:36How can you say that?
34:38You were so sanctimonious.
34:41You could not imagine what sort of woman could do that kind of thing.
34:45Not so hard to imagine now, is it?
34:48Stop comparing us. I never did what you did.
34:51No, you just wanted to.
34:56You're leaving tomorrow.
34:58I don't want your money. I don't want you in my house.
35:01Hey, you are sick, Lynette.
35:05You think you know what you're in for, because you watched me go through it?
35:10Watching it is nothing.
35:12You are going to feel worse than you thought a person could feel,
35:16and I'll be holding your hand through every damn minute.
35:22You can't stay if I don't want you here.
35:25You can fight me, or you can fight the cancer.
35:29Trust me.
35:30You won't have the strength to do both.
35:47I'll be holding you.
35:49Do young people still say awesome?
35:51Not so much.
35:53Try off the hook.
35:55Off the hook? That doesn't even make sense.
35:57Fine. Type in groovy. See if I care.
36:05Hello, Hodge residence.
36:08Oh, hi, Danielle. Listen, I am sending Julie Meyer an email from you.
36:12Now, would you say that your school was, quote, off the hook, unquote?
36:16Uh, no. I would say it was sucky or crappy or a freaking nightmare.
36:21Look, if you're going to start complaining, I'm going to hang up.
36:24Mom, you have got to talk to the nuns. They are so harsh with me, and they have all these
36:29stupid rules.
36:30Well, perhaps if some of those rules had been in place when you took up with Edie's nephew, you might
36:34not be in this little pickle.
36:36Mom, please. I just want to come home.
36:38Look, I am going to say this one last time. You are going to stay put until that baby is
36:43born.
36:45Now, don't forget, we're driving up this weekend, and I am bringing your favorite lemon squares.
36:54Darling, can I draw you a bath?
36:56That would be lovely.
37:01Oh, would you give me a hand?
37:02Can I feel these?
37:08There you go.
37:13It's almost time for this six-month size.
37:15Oh, don't remind me.
37:21No, no, it's no problem. I can fix that for you.
37:25Just, um, give me your name and address.
37:27I'm Mrs. Emily Roscoff, and I'm at 42 Old Mill Road.
37:31All right, I've got to stop and pick up a Douglas valve.
37:34But, uh, she'll be there in 45 minutes, tops.
37:40I hate to see you drive when you're this tired.
37:44There's some iced coffee in the fridge.
37:46I'll be fine.
37:48See you when I get back.
37:59You were great.
38:00Did you all ever doubt I would be?
38:01Just hurry up and get dressed. We only have 45 minutes.
38:04Okay.
38:20Are you Mike?
38:22Yeah, I'm looking for our Mrs. Walcott's house.
38:25You've come to the right place.
38:26Here, put this on.
38:36You mind telling me what Susan's up to?
38:38Ask her yourself.
39:00Are you sure about this?
39:02I don't want you to look back and regret not having your perfect wedding.
39:06Well, I don't know if you've noticed, but my idea of the perfect wedding keeps changing.
39:13One day I want white roses, and then I want lilies.
39:18First I want a harpist, and then a string quartet.
39:22Only one thing stays constant.
39:25And I'm looking at it.
39:31Why would I need anything else to make my wedding perfect?
39:38Well, who knew downsizing could be so romantic?
39:44Yeah.
39:45I'm Mrs. Walcott, I presume.
39:47That's right, sugar.
39:51Oh, you might want to check that breast pocket of your suit.
40:01Just so you know, you'll be paying for those, and the lights, and the flowers.
40:09I've never seen you look so beautiful.
40:13You clean up pretty good yourself.
40:26Are we ready?
40:27Are you kidding? They've been dragging this thing out for three years.
40:36We are gathered here today to join together Mike Delfino and Susan Meyer in matrimony.
40:43An honorable estate not to be entered into lightly, but preferently and soberly.
40:53Are we ready?
40:54Family, there is nothing more important.
40:59They're the ones who show up when we're in trouble.
41:04The ones who push us to succeed.
41:10The ones who help keep our secrets.
41:18But what of those who have no family to rely on?
41:26What happens to those poor souls?
41:30Who have no loved ones to help them in their hour of need?
41:37Well, most learn to walk life's road by themselves.
41:44But a sad few of us...
41:51Simply stop trying.
42:15To be continued...
42:18To be continued...
42:31To be continued...
42:34To be continued...
42:35We'll be konnteillon efforts with other people who need sent to help us.
42:37Be continued...
42:38To be continued...
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