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00:03Rose Kemper was a survivor.
00:05You could see that by looking into her eyes.
00:08She had buried one husband, given birth to five children,
00:13survived illness, bankruptcy, even the loss of her teeth.
00:19As a result, Rose Kemper was no longer afraid of anything.
00:26Sadly, the man who climbed into her window that night was unaware of this.
00:34But Rose was more than happy to explain it to him.
00:43Get out of here! Just get back!
01:05Mrs. Kemper?
01:10Katherine! What are you doing here?
01:13I heard you weren't feeling well, so I brought you some flowers.
01:16Doctors tell me you had a mild heart attack.
01:18They tell you why.
01:22It was Death.
01:24He came for me.
01:27Death came for you.
01:29But I chased him out with my baseball bat.
01:32I gave him a good whack, too, right on the old noggin.
01:37How much morphine do they have you on?
01:40You know that shelf where I keep my knick-knacks?
01:43He tried to take one.
01:46Death collects knick-knacks.
01:48And when he couldn't get me, he went after that other lady.
01:51The one who crashed.
01:54Eating bread?
01:55Oh, yes.
01:56And I saw everything.
01:58Death just staggered out into the street, and he raised his hands.
02:03And he made her run into that light pole.
02:10Katherine, you believe me, don't you?
02:12Oh, I would never make anything like this up.
02:16I know you wouldn't, sweetheart.
02:19Listen.
02:20I'll stop by tomorrow.
02:21You just get your rest, okay?
02:25But, Katherine,
02:27if you see Death lurking in the hall,
02:30you tell him he better not come around here,
02:33because I am not afraid of him.
02:38No.
02:39Rose Kemper was not afraid of anything.
02:43But the man who had broken into her home
02:46was now very afraid of Rose Kemper.
02:53The fact is, everyone does it.
02:56Sometimes with the help of an overturned cushion.
03:02Sometimes by means of a large potted plant.
03:09Other times, using the top button of a shirt.
03:14Yes, everyone has something they want to keep hidden from prying eyes.
03:19It's hard to believe you got this bump just by falling.
03:21But some people are better at cover-ups than others.
03:25I know.
03:25But that's what happened.
03:27I went for a walk, I tripped, and I hit my head on the curb.
03:29Okay.
03:30Well, everything's looking much better.
03:33I see no reason why he shouldn't be released this weekend.
03:35Really? That soon?
03:37You can pick him up in the afternoon.
03:39Orson, I'll check in one more time before you go.
03:47Well, you don't seem all that thrilled about the prospect of me coming home.
03:52Buddy, I don't mean to be negative. It's just...
03:56What's gonna happen?
03:58Will you keep stealing and lying to me?
04:03I love you, but I just can't put up with that anymore.
04:06Don't worry. Things are gonna be different.
04:08How?
04:09Well, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately.
04:11And I've decided...
04:13Finally, to be happy.
04:17How can you just decide something like that?
04:19Look.
04:21There are things that I don't like about my life.
04:25But there is so much that is good.
04:28Do I really want to risk losing everything?
04:32I mean, if I can decide to be resentful and jealous, I can damn well decide to be happy.
04:39And be the kind of husband that you deserve.
04:44Do you really mean that?
04:46I do.
04:48I hope so, because I just cannot take any more lying.
04:52You won't have to.
04:58I can promise you that.
05:04Dave?
05:06Hello?
05:08Dave?
05:14He didn't answer.
05:16Okay, now I'm starting to get worried.
05:17Yeah, I left that casserole three days ago and it's still there.
05:20I'm surprised the squirrels haven't gotten to it.
05:21Maybe they did. Anybody seen any dead squirrels around here?
05:24Even if Dave wants to be alone, we have to make sure he's taken care of.
05:27We owe it to Edie.
05:28I say we keep showing up here until he lets us help him.
05:30We need to be annoying and persistent. We're good at that.
05:33So, who can come by later and check on him? I'd do it but I'm working late.
05:36I'm in the classroom all day and I have meetings after.
05:39I have rehearsal dinner to cater.
05:40And I have a garden club meeting.
05:44You're in a garden club?
05:46Yeah, I just joined.
05:48Wait, there wouldn't happen to be actual gardeners in this club, would there?
05:52Hot shirtless gardeners?
05:54With great abs and learner's permits?
05:56Gee, this bit just gets funnier and funnier.
05:58Oh, we tease because we love.
06:00Now back to Dave.
06:01I'll ask Mike to check in on him. That'd be great.
06:04Remember to tell him annoying and persistent.
06:06And I can make another casserole.
06:07Yeah, because he hasn't suffered enough.
06:10That's a bit that I never get tired of.
06:15Dave? Hello?
06:17It's Mike.
06:22Dave? Dave?
06:29Hey, I'm sorry to barge in.
06:32I just want to make sure you're okay.
06:41Catherine made you lasagna.
06:44Thought it'd be a good idea to eat something.
06:50I don't know.
06:50Want me to get you a plate?
06:52I'm good.
06:58You'll get through this, buddy. You will?
07:01Look, I have gone through some really-
07:03You've gone through nothing.
07:05And if you stand there and try to tell me you understand how I feel, I swear to God I'm
07:10going to lose my mind.
07:12And I'm just trying to help-
07:13You can't! Okay?
07:15So why don't you go back to Catherine in your happy little life and leave me the hell alone?
07:20You're right.
07:22You're right.
07:22I don't have any idea what you're going through.
07:38Sweetie, I'm home!
07:44Hey!
07:45Hey!
07:46Hey!
07:47You make plans on Tuesday.
07:48We're having dinner at the Solices and-
07:52What's that look on your face?
07:54You didn't eat dairy again, did you?
07:56No.
07:57I've been working out.
07:58Oh.
07:59If you're good, I'll let you kind of feel.
08:03That's okay.
08:04I can see it from here.
08:05It's thrilling.
08:10You smell good.
08:12I just took a shower.
08:13And I know where you're going with this, but I am exhausted.
08:16Come on, Lynette, please.
08:19Ooh, whining.
08:20That's hot.
08:24Fine.
08:26Let's have sex.
08:29But I warn you, I'm just going to lie here, resenting you the whole time, waiting for this hell to
08:33be over.
08:34Okay.
08:35If you're sure.
08:37Tom!
08:38Come on!
08:39All right.
08:40Okay.
08:40Forget it.
08:44Wait.
08:45You just took a shower?
08:46Where?
08:47At work.
08:49Didn't know you had a shower there.
08:51I don't.
08:52Carlos does.
08:54So you went into Carlos' office stripped naked and took a shower?
08:59No.
08:59I went into Carlos' bathroom, closed the door, then stripped naked and took a shower.
09:03I'm not comfortable with this.
09:04What if he walked in?
09:06Then maybe I'd get that raise I've been asking for.
09:08This isn't funny.
09:09You already spent 16 hours a day with the guy, and now I find out that some of those hours
09:13you were naked and wet.
09:15Hours?
09:15It was two minutes.
09:16It's not like I'm lighting candles and putting on Barry White.
09:19I don't care.
09:20I want it to stop.
09:23Fine.
09:30I should have just had sex.
09:32I'd be asleep by now.
09:40Oh, and ladies, we have been asked by the city council to beautify the center divider on Main Street.
09:46So make sure your calendars are clear next Tuesday.
09:49I know I'm new here at the garden club, but what's with all the gardening?
09:53I thought this was just an excuse to get together for bitchin' and boozin'.
09:56Blame Edna the flower fascist.
09:58Yeah, when we first joined, we used to sit around in wicker chairs drinking margaritas and just looked at the
10:02flowers.
10:03Oh, I killed for margaritas.
10:05Don't cluster ladies.
10:06Bury the colors.
10:08And she's the one I'd kill.
10:10I mean, really, who died and left her in charge?
10:12Alice Kuntz.
10:13Grandma seizure while driving.
10:15Oh.
10:18Well, this Edna has got to be stopped.
10:21How?
10:23Oh my god, you're planning a coup, aren't you?
10:26I'm in.
10:27Me too.
10:29What's three?
10:30Who else can we get?
10:33Definitely Judy.
10:34And Terry's allergic to everything.
10:36One bee sting and she blows up, like, well, like Judy.
10:39How about the woman in the overall?
10:41Bella, she just got her second DUI.
10:43There's cocktails, she's in.
10:45Okay, so the Lush gives us six.
10:47What about them?
10:49No way, they're all friends of Edna's.
10:51Alright, so they have six and we have six.
10:53We're gonna need a tiebreaker.
11:02Hey, uh, are men allowed to join the group?
11:04I don't know why they wouldn't be.
11:07Ladies, start your blenders.
11:11Orson, I heard you went to see me.
11:13Yes, Dr. Kagan.
11:15I heard you're treating the lady across the hall.
11:18You mean Rose Kemper?
11:19Yeah, she's actually my neighbor.
11:20I wanted to know how she's doing.
11:22Sorry, I can't discuss her condition with anyone she's not related to.
11:26Well, that's a problem.
11:28See, she has no family.
11:29Or friends, for that matter.
11:31And, uh, because of her dementia...
11:34Who said she has dementia?
11:36Certainly you've heard some of her bizarre ramblings.
11:39If she doesn't have dementia, it's something just as troubling.
11:42She has been saying some very disturbing things.
11:45But I wasn't aware it was an ongoing situation.
11:49Oh, yes it is.
11:50And I'm so worried about her going back to that big house with no one to look after her.
11:55Hmm.
11:56I hate to get social services involved.
11:58They'd probably just stick her in some state-run facility.
12:01Oh, that would be a shame.
12:03But, what if she ends up hurting herself?
12:06Or someone else?
12:07I mean, I'm no lawyer, but wouldn't the hospital be liable?
12:26Hey, Penny!
12:27Aren't you going to be late for school?
12:28My stupid brother's doing my homework.
12:31Real mature.
12:32Is your mom ready?
12:33She's in the shower.
12:36What?
12:39Lynette!
12:43Carlos, you're early!
12:45Didn't you get my text? The meeting got moved up!
12:47Oh, crap! I'll be right there!
12:52Lynette, you okay?
12:55Lynette?
12:57Are you all right?
13:00If you don't answer me, I'm coming in there.
13:08Oh, my God.
13:11All right, doctor. Thank you. Bye.
13:14He says that since you weren't out very long, you should be fine.
13:17And don't worry about the meeting.
13:18I pushed it to lunch, and I can handle it alone.
13:20No, I'm fine. I want to go.
13:22You sure?
13:23Mm-hmm.
13:23Okay, I'll let you get dressed.
13:26Hey, Carlos, quick question for you.
13:29Last thing I remember, I was in the shower, naked, reaching for the soap.
13:32Then I was here, on the bed, under a blanket.
13:38Still naked.
13:39And my question is, how did I get from there to here?
13:46Well, I carried you.
13:47Uh-huh.
13:48Which means you saw me...
13:53Lynette, the only thing I was thinking about was, were you gonna be all right?
13:57Oh, well, I appreciate that.
14:00And here's something else I'd appreciate.
14:02Could we not tell anyone else about this?
14:04Not tell anyone? I'm a first-time hero.
14:07This was gonna be my lead item in this year's Christmas letter.
14:09If Tom finds out, he'll freak.
14:12He has this weird thing about being the only guy who gets to see me naked.
14:15You know.
14:16You got it. Now get dressed, we gotta go.
14:21Could you maybe step outside?
14:23I only do one show a day.
14:26Sorry.
14:30Here you go.
14:35Edna, here's your diet soda. Try to keep your pants on.
14:38You know, I don't mean to be a killjoy, but are we gonna do any planting today?
14:44There's some seeds in this. Knock yourself out.
14:58Patty, do you mind if I still Tom for a sec?
15:02But only a sec.
15:06What's up?
15:08First of all, you're a real prince for coming today.
15:10Thanks to you, our coup is complete.
15:13No problem.
15:15Anyway, I know you must be bored silly, so go ahead and make your escape.
15:19Ashley, I'm thinking of Stan. I'm having a great time.
15:22Meeting some nice people.
15:24Yeah, about that. I gotta warn you. Patty's kind of got a thing for married men.
15:29Patty? No, no, no. She should be nice.
15:32Yes, she's like that. She'll give you the bra off her back.
15:35No, we're just talking.
15:38Oh, Tom, what big arms you have. That kind of talking?
15:42Oh, that. Okay, fine. Fine. Point taken.
15:46Okay, great. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my gardening.
15:55So Orson's decided to be happy. Isn't that great?
15:59He sounded very sincere.
16:02I'll bet.
16:03So, just how happy is he going to be?
16:06Will he whistle while he works or will he just skip around the house occasionally?
16:09I did not raise you to be bitchy.
16:12No, you raised me to be passive-aggressive. My bitchiness? That was self-talk.
16:16Well, save it for those karaoke parties at Bob and Lee's. I am not amused.
16:21Mom, your BS meter might be broken, but mine works just fine. Orson's up to something.
16:28Well, I can understand why you're a bit cynical, but I'm giving him another chance.
16:32He's my husband, and I still love him.
16:36He's been stealing stuff from your friends. He tried to get you to sell your business.
16:42I know.
16:45Fine. Go ahead. Take him back.
16:48While you're watching Orson skip and sing, I'll be looking up divorce lawyers. Just in case.
17:00Susan, you here?
17:01In the kitchen.
17:06Why are you mopping the ceiling?
17:09I was cooking, alright?
17:12Lids. Susan, you really gotta start using lids.
17:15Sometimes it's the stove's fault.
17:18So, I saw Dave last night.
17:21How'd that go?
17:22Not good. He's in a really dark place.
17:25He kinda lashed out at me.
17:27At you?
17:29Why?
17:30I don't know. It's like all of a sudden he resents my happiness with Catherine.
17:33That's weird.
17:34Maybe not.
17:35When your wife dies, it must be depressing to see other people in a loving relationship.
17:40Maybe you could look in on him.
17:44Yeah, yeah, that didn't come out right.
17:47I know what you meant.
17:49I'll stop by tomorrow and see him.
17:58...in the street that night.
18:02I just brought up all those awful memories from our accident.
18:09Susan.
18:11We did what we had to do.
18:14Yeah.
18:17Look what it did to us.
18:23Daddy!
18:25Hey, buddy.
18:26Hey, you hungry?
18:27No. Mommy made spaghetti.
18:34I'll have him back before school.
18:41You take care.
18:44You too.
18:56Hey, I'm on my way to work, but I just wanted to bring you these.
18:59Chicken salad sandwiches, which I did not make. I bought.
19:02I learned my lesson from the casserole.
19:06Uh, thanks.
19:08Uh, wait.
19:09Could you maybe have one right now so that I know that you actually ate something?
19:15I'm not hungry.
19:17But again, thanks.
19:18Dave, I know that you're going through hell, but Edie was my friend, so please let me help you.
19:24Just a little.
19:40You sure you don't want one?
19:42It's really good.
19:44Still not hungry.
19:51So, have you thought about what you're going to do now?
19:54I'm going to sell the house.
19:55You're kidding. So soon?
19:57I've got a realtor coming by today.
20:00I'm going to put the money in a trust for Travers.
20:02It's, uh, it's what Edie would have wanted.
20:07Okay, well...
20:10At least you're making plans for the future.
20:14Everything that ever mattered to me is gone.
20:17The future is the last thing I'm thinking about.
20:23Oh, well, I should probably put these away before I finish them off.
20:33Are you sure there's nothing I can do to help you? A load of laundry?
20:39No thanks.
20:40How about a pot of coffee? Or I could just...
20:44Straighten up in here!
20:46Susan, please. I need to be alone.
20:55Oh! Uh, okay.
21:02Sure!
21:13Do you know what is a great cure for the blues?
21:18Cribbage.
21:20Do you have a cribbage set?
21:21I thought you had to go to work.
21:23I'll call in sick.
21:25Take the day off.
21:27Susan.
21:28I really don't want to be rude.
21:30But you need to leave.
21:34Okay.
21:35You have a realtor coming, right?
21:38You cannot let him see the house in this condition.
21:41So just let me clean up a little.
21:44You won't even know I'm here.
22:11You won't even know I'm here.
22:12You won't even know I'm here.
22:12You won't even know I'm here.
22:13You won't even know I'm here.
22:14All right.
22:15I will be back after work to check on you.
22:21But until then, here's the phone.
22:24In case you want to order Chinese or call a hotline or something.
22:41Hey, Catherine, can you call me back as soon as you can?
22:43I just left Dave and he's in bad shape.
22:46I actually think that he might be...
22:49Oh, crap.
22:50I gotta go.
22:55Yes, officer?
22:56License and registration, please.
22:58Oh, okay.
22:59What did I do?
23:00It's against the law to talk on a cell phone without using a hand-free device while driving.
23:04As of January 1st.
23:05Right, I know that.
23:06I just was worried about a friend, so I forgot.
23:08I'm sorry.
23:11Step out of the car.
23:12Slowly.
23:13Oh, what?
23:14You don't want the license?
23:14Out of the car.
23:18Oh.
23:19You think that I'm dangerous.
23:21No, I totally have an explanation for those.
23:23Stop talking.
23:24But you're going to feel really silly when you hear what it is.
23:26Get out of the car now!
23:28Okay.
23:29On the ground!
23:30Oh, yes, sir.
23:33Hey, Susan, I just got your message about Dave.
23:36I'm on my way to the hospital, but if you want me to, I...
23:41You know, why don't we talk later?
23:57Hey!
23:58Tom!
23:59Hey!
24:00Is that Patty Rizzo?
24:03Yeah.
24:03I had some car trouble, so she followed me over to the garage and gave me a lift back.
24:08Patty lives six blocks away.
24:09I live down the street.
24:10Why didn't you ask me to take you?
24:13Are you going somewhere with us?
24:15All right, look, Tom.
24:16I'm sorry, but I got a responsibility here.
24:18I brought you into the club.
24:19I introduced you to the horny homemaker.
24:23I just don't want you to...
24:25What?
24:25Gabby?
24:26Cheat on my wife?
24:27I was going to say die of gonorrhea, but that's close enough.
24:31Okay.
24:32Um, I really appreciate your concern.
24:34But how can I put this?
24:37Butt out.
24:38All right, Tom.
24:39You leave me no choice.
24:40You are no longer allowed to see Patty.
24:43Allowed?
24:43Who are you, my mother?
24:45I trumped your mother.
24:46I am garden club president.
24:48This is ridiculous.
24:50I thought you were my friend.
24:52Look, I love you, Tom, but you're my friend with the small F.
24:55My friend with the big F is Lynette.
24:57So if I see something that could hurt her, you bet your ass I'm going to do something about it.
25:02A neighbor offered me a ride.
25:04If you want to hurt Lynette and twist it into something that it isn't, screw you.
25:09And that's with a big F.
25:16Hello, my love.
25:18Oh, hello, darling.
25:19Please tell me you're here to spring me.
25:20Not that I haven't enjoyed every moment of your poking and prodding.
25:23I'm just taking one last look at your head.
25:27Looks like you got smacked over the head by the pool cue or something.
25:30Orson's not exactly the bar fight type.
25:32He's more of a raised voices at a cheese tasting type.
25:36While I'm finishing up here, do you want to go sign the discharge papers?
25:38Great.
25:39Be back in a minute.
25:45Great.
25:47Hi.
25:48Hi, what are you doing?
25:51Oh, right.
25:52I heard she was here.
25:53Yeah, it's so sad.
25:54I'm here to help her pack.
25:55Social services is coming this afternoon to take her to some nursing home.
25:58I'm surprised.
25:59I knew she was a bit dotty, but I didn't think it was that serious.
26:01Oh, yes.
26:03She's been telling people this story about how death broke into her house.
26:06Death?
26:07Oh, dear.
26:08Apparently, he climbed in through a window and then tried to steal one of her knick-knacks.
26:15Well, that's odd.
26:17Yeah.
26:17Then she whacked him across the head with a baseball bat.
26:21A bat?
26:22Which is what I would do if death weren't ever steal one of my knick-knacks.
26:25So did she get a good look at death?
26:28No, she said he was wearing some sort of mask.
26:32She tells the story so convincingly, you almost believe her.
26:37Oh, there's a social worker.
26:38I want to be there when she talks to Rose.
26:46He's all yours, Bree.
26:49Wonderful.
26:58Mmm, this dinner is delicious.
26:59You really didn't have to do this.
27:01With the long hours that you've been putting in, I just wanted to do something special to say thank you.
27:04And by do something, he means having me slave over a rack of lamb all day.
27:08I would like to propose a toast.
27:10Who says that friendship and business don't mix?
27:12To friendship.
27:13Hear, hear, to friendship.
27:19So I want to hear more about the Garden Club.
27:21Tom says he's meeting all kinds of nice people.
27:24Really?
27:25Any favorites, Tom?
27:28They're all great gals.
27:29One's sort of a pain in the ass, other than her having a great time.
27:34Although I keep telling Tom how dangerous gardens can be.
27:37Everywhere you step, there are shovels and rakes and hoes.
27:46You know, Lynette and I should really be toasting you two.
27:50Us?
27:51Yeah.
27:52And for putting up with all the long hours we've been keeping.
27:54I didn't mind the long hours.
27:57I wasn't so crazy about the whole shower thing, but...
27:59Oh, so Lynette told you about that?
28:00Yeah, she thought I was nuts for getting weird about it.
28:04I get it.
28:04You know, the guy carries your unconscious, naked wife to your bed.
28:09What are you talking about?
28:14Hey!
28:15Is this Gorgonzola?
28:17The other day when she fell in your shower, what are you talking about?
28:20When she took a shower in your office.
28:22You took a shower in my office?
28:23What's going on here?
28:24Lynette was taking a shower and Carlos came by to drive her to work.
28:27She slipped and fell and he helped her.
28:29You told her I asked you not to.
28:30She's my wife.
28:31I tell her everything.
28:32Well, you hear that, Lynette?
28:33They tell each other everything.
28:34That way they know that they're not hiding anything.
28:36I was just afraid you'd overreact like you're doing right now.
28:39Full disclosure, Lynette.
28:40That's what a marriage is about.
28:42So I assume you fully disclose your little friendship with Patty Rizzo?
28:49What little friendship?
28:51You know what? I think this is Gorgonzola.
28:54Tom?
28:55What?
28:56Patty gave me a ride home and for some reason Gabby's making a big deal about it.
28:59Because it's Patty Rizzo. She's a total slut.
29:02You should be on antibiotics just for sitting in her car.
29:05Exactly.
29:06Stay out of this, Gabby. You've done enough damage.
29:09Hey, don't snap at me. Lynette's my friend. I was just watching her back.
29:11While your husband was watching her front.
29:13What?
29:14Drop it, Tom. We'll continue this at home.
29:23If you have a shower at the office, how come you come home smelling so bad?
29:27I don't know.
29:29Why does the lamb taste like sawdust?
29:35Thank you, darling.
29:38I can't tell you how nice it is to be home again.
29:40Well, it's wonderful to have you home.
29:44How's your head?
29:45Oh.
29:46Still hurts.
29:47Well, that'll teach you to go out walking in the middle of the night.
29:51You know, I still don't know why you were out so late.
29:56Well, I told you.
29:57We had a little spat and I wanted to clear my head.
30:01Oh.
30:02And then you bumped it on that nasty curb.
30:05Well, that'll teach me to fight with my lovely wife.
30:07Hmm.
30:09And that's all you were doing? Just going out for a walk?
30:14That's all.
30:22You know, I just remembered some business I have to discuss with Andrew.
30:26Enjoy your tea.
30:33Hey, Mom.
30:34What's wrong?
30:36Orson's lying to me again.
30:40So I think I have to divorce him.
30:44Just, uh, tell me all I can help.
30:53You okay?
30:56I just keep thinking about Dave.
30:59His life was so great.
31:00He had everything.
31:02Then one day, boom.
31:04All gone.
31:06Yeah.
31:07I know.
31:09Life can turn on a dime.
31:12Dave.
31:13Edie.
31:15Rose Kemper.
31:17The one thing it's made me realize is...
31:21I don't want to live with regrets.
31:24Me neither.
31:28I've been wanting to tell you this for some time.
31:31I remember when I suggested moving in together.
31:35It wasn't just about saving rent.
31:38I was trying to pull you closer, manipulate some kind of commitment out of you.
31:45And that's not who I am, so I want you to know that I'm sorry and it won't happen again.
31:50From now on, no hidden agendas.
31:56I like that policy.
32:00I'm always going to be honest with you.
32:04Oh.
32:05You're the guy I'm going to spend the rest of my life with.
32:17Ah.
32:18More sandwiches.
32:20Or is my gun in there?
32:21It's just your belts and ties.
32:23The police kept the rest.
32:25I know.
32:26They called.
32:28You told them I was suicidal.
32:30I'm sorry.
32:31It's just the things you said.
32:34I'm worried about you.
32:36Don't be.
32:37I told you, I'm fine.
32:43You are not fine.
32:45How could you be?
32:46You have suffered a horrible loss.
32:49And you are allowed to feel any way you want.
32:52But I know that you are not fine.
33:01Okay, well, I'm sorry for ransacking your house.
33:04I'll stop bugging you.
33:10Edie and I had a fight.
33:12That night.
33:15A bad one.
33:23I came home.
33:24We argued.
33:27She stormed out, got in her car and died.
33:31Oh, Dave.
33:38That does not make it your fault.
33:40Doesn't it?
33:42If things had been different, if I had been different, she'd still be alive.
33:47You can't think that way.
33:48I mean, what happened is bad enough.
33:50You can't blame yourself for it, too.
33:53If you do that, you will destroy everything you have left that's good.
33:58Trust me.
33:59I know.
34:01Trust me, you don't.
34:02Trust me.
34:06A few years ago, Mike and I got in a car accident.
34:12A woman and her daughter died.
34:17Yeah, I heard about that.
34:21Mike was driving, right?
34:25That's what we said.
34:30But it wasn't true.
34:35After the crash...
34:39I couldn't find my license.
34:41I had switched purses that night and I had left it at home, so...
34:46Mike...
34:47told him that he was driving.
34:49He took the blame for me.
34:52So...
34:53I understand guilt.
34:57And I want...
34:58you to understand that Edie's death was an awful...
35:02tragedy.
35:03It was not your fault.
35:08Maybe you're right.
35:11Thank you for telling me.
35:25Heck of a dinner party, huh?
35:28It's amazing how fast you can eat in total silence.
35:31It's my fault. I should have just told Tom the truth.
35:34Although it turned out to be kind of a wash with the whole Patty Rizzo thing.
35:38You know what I think is cool?
35:40You guys have been married a long time and you still get jealous.
35:44Yeah.
35:45But just to be on the safe side, if I fall in my tub again, let me die there.
35:51Okay. Back to work.
35:52Yes.
35:53And we shall never speak of this again. I'm embarrassed enough.
35:58Lynette.
36:00I saw you without your towel.
36:03You got nothing to be embarrassed about.
36:14Hey.
36:15Hey.
36:16Hey.
36:19How was the garden club today?
36:22Yeah, fellas got tanked on Cosmos and threw up on Edna.
36:25So now we're back to planting crap.
36:30Look, I'm really sorry for sticking my nose into that whole Patty Rizzo thing.
36:34It's okay. I...
36:36The truth is, I knew she was coming on to me.
36:41Then why did you keep hanging out with her?
36:45Lynette has been so swamped with work lately that she doesn't...
36:51It's just nice having a woman notice me again.
36:54Is that terrible?
36:55No. I get it.
36:58When we first moved here, Carlos was working round the clock and...
37:01He'd come home and barely say hello to me.
37:04It was like I was invisible.
37:06Invisible.
37:08That's the word.
37:12So when he didn't see me, I found someone who did.
37:16You know I'd never do that to Lynette.
37:18I never thought I'd do it to Carlos.
37:22Well.
37:23And it's a good thing I've got a friend around to keep an eye on me.
37:27Even if it's one with a small F.
37:30Well, for the record, you're growing on me.
37:33You know what? I'm thirsty.
37:35Let's start a book club.
37:41The fact is, everyone does it.
37:45Everyone tries to cover up what they don't want others to see.
37:51Women hide their need for commitment.
37:57Men disguise their growing insecurity.
38:03Wives mask their intense disdain.
38:08How can ordinary people hide the truth of their feelings so successfully?
38:13All it takes is a friendly gesture.
38:17You can't play in the street, MJ.
38:19You could get hurt.
38:20And that would really tear your mum apart.
38:25And a plan.