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00:01All in all, Susan Meyer's boyfriend knew he had a lot going for him.
00:07He was romantic, had a nice smile, and was consistently thoughtful.
00:19Yes, Jax and Braddock had many wonderful attributes.
00:24Sadly, a sense of timing wasn't one of them.
00:28Hello.
00:30Hi. Can I help you?
00:33I guess you could tell Susan I'm here.
00:35Okay. Who are you?
00:38I'm Mike, the ex-husband.
00:42I take it you're...
00:44Jackson. I'm Susan's...
00:48Friend?
00:49Friend, that's right.
00:51Wow, could this be any more awkward?
00:54Well, your robe's open, so yeah.
01:15Hey, your ex-husband is...
01:17Mike! What's going on?
01:20I was just returning MJ's video game. He left it at my house.
01:23Oh, thanks.
01:25So I guess you met Jackson?
01:27Yeah. Nice legs.
01:30Clearly this is not how I would have wanted the two of you to meet.
01:34He's really a nice guy.
01:36Yeah, well just to make sure I'm gonna need to hang with him a little bit, check him out.
01:39Oh, I don't know that that's necessary.
01:42He's sleeping in the same house as my son? I think it is.
01:45Oh, well first off, MJ was at a sleepover last night, and in fact, Jackson and he haven't even met,
01:51so there's really no need for you to be hanging or checking.
01:56No, I just...
01:57Tell Jackson I'll pick him up here tomorrow night.
01:59Hey, hold on.
02:02You don't get to just decide these things by yourself.
02:06You remember how nice I was about our custody agreement?
02:09I can't haul you back to court tomorrow if I'm not 100% satisfied with who you exposed my son
02:14to.
02:15Got it?
02:23Oh, sorry. It's so not how I wanted to meet your ex for the first time.
02:28Well, if you meet him for the second time, you can tell him that. He's picking you up here tomorrow
02:32night.
02:34What?
02:35I'll explain over breakfast. Did you get the paper?
02:41And that is how Jackson Braddock realized he needed better timing.
02:49Who are you?
02:51And a longer robe.
02:56If there is one thing everyone in suburbia can appreciate, it's a good neighbor.
03:02You know, the kind that helps with the last bag of groceries.
03:07Or brings over misplaced mail.
03:11Or offers to mow your lawn.
03:15Yes, everyone appreciates a good neighbor.
03:18You are so sweet to do this.
03:20I just know how tricky these bulbs can be.
03:23And no one knew this better than Dave Williams.
03:26Who was determined to be the best neighbor Wisteria Lane had ever seen.
03:32Assuming, of course, his wife didn't get in the way.
03:38What's going on?
03:39Packing our bags.
03:40Karen McCluskey insulted me again and I can't put up with it anymore.
03:43Alright, what did she say to you this time?
03:45Nothing. Doesn't matter.
03:47We are moving.
03:48Adults don't pack up and move because of some good nature teasing.
03:52She said that my breasts were a triumph of German engineering.
03:55You call that good natured?
03:57Come on, she's a cranky old lady.
03:59It's not just her, it's all of them.
04:01I mean, it's been five years.
04:03I have changed.
04:04But the people on this street don't care.
04:06To them, I will always be a joke.
04:11I'm sorry you had a bad day.
04:13Please, don't use your motivational voice.
04:15I really hate that.
04:17If you're upset, then you're tired.
04:19Why don't you take a nice hot shower?
04:21Then I'll make us some lunch.
04:24Does that sound good?
04:30I just never understood it.
04:33We could have got and lived in any city in this country.
04:39Why did you insist on living here?
04:40Because we can be happy here.
04:43You just need to give it some time.
04:47I promise.
04:48I'll personally see to it that people start treating you with a little more respect.
04:53You didn't answer my question.
04:56Didn't I?
05:11Carlos, we got invited to Michelle Downing's party.
05:14I'm going to have to buy something nice.
05:17Gabby, I'm giving a massage.
05:20I can see that.
05:21I can see a lot of things.
05:22Things that can never be unseen.
05:25Sorry.
05:26I guess the towel must have rode up.
05:29Carlos, kitchen.
05:31Now.
05:34I know you don't like it when I work down here, but he couldn't get up the stairs.
05:37He's got a bum hip.
05:38He's also missing a testicle.
05:41Carlos, how much more of this am I supposed to take?
05:43Okay, okay. Maybe I can set up my table in the garage.
05:45No, that's only part of the problem.
05:48Have you checked our bank balance lately?
05:51Gabby, I am not taking the country club job.
05:53Why not? You be massaging rich people.
05:55They tip better and they tend to flake less.
05:58Yeah, but I like working here.
05:59I get to spend lots of time with you and the kids.
06:01Carlos, I don't need to spend lots of time with you.
06:03And frankly, the kids are on the fence.
06:05Gabby.
06:06Bottom line, I miss our life.
06:07I miss shopping.
06:09All I have to look forward to is the occasional invitation to a fancy party.
06:13And I can't even afford a dress to go to it.
06:15Carlos, please. I'm begging you.
06:18Fine. I will take the job.
06:23Sorry.
06:28Ah, no.
06:34Come on. I really don't think Mike's gonna care what shirt I wear.
06:37Well, I do.
06:38We need a shirt that says I'm a responsible citizen, not...
06:42My favorite clothing store also sells bongs.
06:45Are you dissing my sense of style?
06:47Absolutely.
06:49Put this on.
06:51Now, let's talk about acceptable topics of conversation.
06:54You like sports, right?
06:56Yeah.
06:56I'm a huge soccer fan.
06:58No, you're not.
06:58You like football.
06:59American football.
07:00Specifically the Colts.
07:02Okay.
07:02And here's some other things you can talk about.
07:03Cars.
07:05Barbecue.
07:05Fishing.
07:06How about fire?
07:07Mike liked on fire.
07:09Jackson, please take this seriously.
07:11I am.
07:12I'm just...
07:12I'm not gonna pretend to be somebody I'm not.
07:14He doesn't like me.
07:15What's he gonna do?
07:16He could take me to court.
07:17And the judge could make me choose between you and my son.
07:20And I'm sorry.
07:21You will lose.
07:24Peyton Manning is the greatest quarterback who ever lived.
07:31Now go shave.
07:32You look like a hobo.
07:40Hey.
07:42You got a sec?
07:44Not really.
07:46So, I assume you know about what happened to Jimmy Conrado?
07:50I guess.
07:52Your friend gets busted for dealing drugs at school and all you have to say is, I guess?
07:57He's not my friend.
07:58What are you talking about?
08:06No.
08:08Not really.
08:13Hey.
08:14Parker.
08:15Can I ask you something?
08:17It's just between us.
08:19Does Porter hang out with Jimmy Conrado?
08:21I don't know.
08:21I could check his friends list on Silver Fizz.
08:23His what on what?
08:27It's like MySpace.
08:28You have a web page.
08:29It shows your hobbies, your favorite music.
08:31And you can talk to people.
08:33Really?
08:34Can anyone talk to him?
08:36Yeah.
08:36He just has to invite you.
08:38And, uh, how would somebody make that happen?
08:45Now, it's just a mock-up, but this is what the book is going to look like.
08:49Mom, that's fantastic.
08:51Good call on the font.
08:53Thank you, dear.
08:55Orson, what do you think?
08:58Well, I think it's strange to see my wife billed as Mrs. Vandekamp.
09:01Well, you knew what the book was going to be called.
09:03Yes, but it's different actually seeing it.
09:05I mean, is it too late to go with Mrs. Hodge?
09:08My company, which I formed when we were separated, is called Mrs. Vandekamp's Catering.
09:12It's how I'm known.
09:13Oh, in Fairview.
09:14But this book will be national.
09:16I mean, it's your chance to rebrand yourself.
09:19Is there something wrong with Hodge?
09:23I think I just heard the milk go bad.
09:24I should check.
09:26Orson, I adore you, but your name, our name, it has no music.
09:31Vandekamp trips off the tongue.
09:33Hodge?
09:34Sounds like the noise a plunger makes.
09:37That's preposterous.
09:38Listen.
09:39Vandekamp.
09:40Hodge.
09:41Also, she's got a radio interview Wednesday and they're already promoting her as Mrs. Vandekamp.
09:45See?
09:46The ship has already sailed.
09:47Oh, don't be hurt.
09:49It's my professional name.
09:50In this house, I will always be Mrs. Hodge.
09:52Now, would it help if Mrs. Hodge cooked you your favorite pot roast tonight?
09:59Yes, I guess it would help.
10:02Meeting with your publicist?
10:04Oh, right.
10:05Tomorrow, for sure.
10:12Vandekamp.
10:15Hodge.
10:23Here you go.
10:24Oh, thank you.
10:25Toby, get off my chair.
10:26You know better.
10:29So, what's on your mind?
10:30It's Edie.
10:31You said something to her yesterday that hurt her feelings.
10:35That thing about her breasts?
10:37Come on, that was a joke.
10:38Perhaps.
10:38But it upset her so much that she suggested we leave Wisteria Lane.
10:42I can't have that, Mrs. M.
10:44Hey, this is what Edie and I do.
10:46We tease each other.
10:47I say she's easier to get into than community college.
10:50She says my face looks like a knee.
10:52It's fun.
10:54Still, I would consider it a personal favor if you'd apologize to her.
10:58You know, make her feel accepted.
11:00And loved.
11:03No.
11:05No.
11:06If Edie wants to change the way we talk to each other, she's gotta ask me personally.
11:10And I think you've got a lot of gall making me feel like I did something wrong when you don't
11:15even know me.
11:18Well, I know you.
11:20I'm better than you think.
11:21Oh, really?
11:22I mean, for starters, you talk to your cat like it's a person.
11:26When I knocked on your door, you immediately invited me in.
11:30Doesn't take a genius to see that.
11:32You're lonely.
11:36I'm thinking you had people in your life at one time.
11:40People who cared about you.
11:42But something happened to them.
11:44Some probably died.
11:45The rest, well, they just don't come around much anymore.
11:49Why do you think that is?
11:54I know you, Mrs. McCluskey.
11:56And it seems to me that a woman like you would like to keep the few friends that she has
12:00left.
12:02I think you'd better go.
12:05I think you'd better go.
12:31Oh, here's what sucks.
12:32Watching a 0-0 game with no cheerleaders.
12:35Soccer boy.
12:41You guys were insulting each other. That's good, right?
12:43We had a blast.
12:44Really?
12:45Yeah.
12:45In fact, we're getting together Wednesday night at O'Brien's, which he claims has the best bacon potato skins in
12:50town.
12:51Potato skins at O'Brien's? You've made his inner circle. This is fantastic. Thank you.
12:57Oh, you can think of a more creative way to thank me than that.
13:12Oh, wow. You've never done that before.
13:20Why are you doing that now?
13:23I don't know. Don't you like it?
13:25Yeah, but how did you know I would like it?
13:30Oh, my God.
13:32What?
13:34Mike told you about the ear thing, didn't he?
13:36No.
13:38So you just happened to stumble across my secret turn-on the same night that you and Mike became BFFs?
13:43But aren't we losing sight of the fact that you like it?
13:46This is... I mean, I'm just... I have been violated.
13:50Oh, honey, come on.
13:51Don't touch me or my ears. My ears are dead to you.
13:55It just slipped out. We were talking about how girls, they all like different things, right?
13:59And I was talking about this girl in high school and how she liked to do it with her shoes
14:01on.
14:02And Mike talked about the lobe nibble.
14:04He has a name for it.
14:07Okay, that's it. You and Mike are not hanging out anymore.
14:11And this little Wednesday potato skins and Susan's sex tips night?
14:16I forbid it.
14:22Did Mike mention he likes having his toes sucked?
14:24Oops, that just slipped out.
14:33Gabby?
14:34Bree! What's up?
14:37Well, um, Michelle Downing asked me to speak to you.
14:40I don't know if you heard, but I'm catering her birthday party.
14:42I heard. I can't wait.
14:44Oh, I was gonna ask you, should I wear the navy blue Chanel or the red sleeveless dress?
14:48You can't come.
14:51Sorry. I just had to rip the bandaid off.
14:54What?
14:55She's disinviting me?
14:57It's not personal.
14:58You know how Carla's just started at the club?
15:00Well, her guests are all members and she thinks they might find it awkward socializing with...
15:05Staff.
15:06She called the staff?
15:08Oh, Gabby, it's just one party.
15:10I'll save you some cake.
15:11No!
15:12It's not just one party.
15:13It's the kickoff to the whole social season.
15:15If people see we're off Michelle's list, then we'll be off everyone's.
15:17And then it's gonna be the start of our slow slide from gowns and galas to flip-flops and kickers.
15:26Okay, if Carlos working at the club is the problem, then tell her I just quinked.
15:31Oh, hon, I don't think that's gonna fly.
15:33He's already rubbed too many members.
15:37What's happened in my life?
15:39We used to have help.
15:40Now we are the help.
15:45Hey.
15:46Hey.
15:48What are you doing?
15:50I am just talking to Porter on Silver Fizz.
15:55Who is Sarah J from MacArthur High School?
15:59Me.
16:00I'm 16.
16:01Cute.
16:02I like graphic novels in Tokyo Police Club.
16:04Oh, my God.
16:05You're pretending to be somebody else?
16:07Our brooding son has a classmate who got arrested for selling drugs.
16:10I really think the end justifies the means here.
16:13Okay.
16:14We'll address your major ethical breach in a moment.
16:18What did you find out?
16:20Well, the good news is he really doesn't hang out with Jimmy Conrado.
16:23But I am a little worried about Anita 47 who told him cherry fruit pops are an aphrodisiac.
16:31Okay, great.
16:33You know who he hangs around with.
16:34Now you got what you came for.
16:36Time to stop.
16:36You're probably right.
16:38It's just...
16:40Did you know Porter writes poetry?
16:43Serious?
16:44Yeah.
16:45Our Porter, the kid who communicates with grunts and shrugs, writes this beautiful, heart-wrenching poetry.
16:55Maybe one day he'll share it with you instead of your fantasy alter ego.
16:59Until then, shut it off.
17:02Okay.
17:03Okay.
17:04You're right.
17:05You're right.
17:29Who knows?
17:37Come on.
17:38Oh really?
17:55Aw, sweet.
18:06Sweet.
18:08Still talking to Poetry Girl?
18:10Bite me.
18:11Dude, she didn't put up her photo.
18:13Five bucks says she looks like she came out of an egg.
18:18Whatever.
18:21Toby!
18:24Toby!
18:26Toby!
18:28Everything all right, Mrs. M?
18:31It's Toby. I can't find him.
18:33Oh, no. How did he get out?
18:35The living room window was open,
18:37which is bizarre because I don't remember opening it.
18:40Can you help me find him?
18:43Have you given any more thought about apologizing to Edie?
18:46She's still pretty down in the dumps.
18:49I've kind of been busy.
18:51Of course you have.
18:52It's just that, well, since I'm about to help you find your cat,
18:56it sure would be nice if you could help me out with Edie.
18:59Doesn't that seem fair to you?
19:02I guess.
19:04Here.
19:11Okay.
19:12Toby!
19:13Toby!
19:14Come here, boy.
19:16Toby!
19:18So they'll finish with the news, do a quick traffic update, and then we're on the air.
19:23Do you need anything?
19:24No, I'm good.
19:25How do I look?
19:26We're on the radio.
19:30I'm a little bit nervous. This is my first national interview, and I am a huge fan of your cookbooks.
19:35Well, I've heard good things about you.
19:37I understand you're catering Michelle Downing's birthday dinner tonight.
19:41Well, you know Michelle?
19:42Yes.
19:42And I'll be there.
19:43I can't wait to see what you dish up.
19:45Okay. Now I'm terrified.
19:50Here we go.
19:52Good afternoon. I'm Linda Flanagan, and this is Gourmet Americana.
19:56If you've been to Fairview's best parties, then you've probably tasted the mouth-watering food dished up by my first
20:01guest, Brie Vandekamp.
20:03Now, she's about to publish her first book, Mrs. Vandekamp's Old Fashioned Cooking.
20:07Welcome, Brie.
20:08Hi, Linda.
20:09Tell me, why old-fashioned?
20:12Well, I think a lot of people miss the way life used to be, back when women had more time
20:16to cook.
20:17It's always been important to me to have the family gather around the table every night for hot, lovingly prepared
20:22meals.
20:23So you're a traditional kind of gal.
20:25Is there a Mr. Vandekamp?
20:29No, Mr. Vandekamp is deceased.
20:32Oh.
20:33But in regards to my husband, I should make one thing very clear.
20:37His passing had nothing to do with my cooking.
20:45Hey.
20:48Is that my Yates book?
20:49I love his poetry.
20:50Yeah, I'm borrowing it for school.
20:52Ah.
20:54This is the kind of poetry that melts a girl's heart.
20:57It's so romantic.
20:58Oh.
20:59Here's a great one.
21:00The lover tells of the rose in his heart.
21:03My first boyfriend gave me this poem.
21:05I was a junior and...
21:07Mom, I'm running late.
21:08I have a book back.
21:09Oh.
21:10Sorry.
21:14Enjoy.
21:21Catherine, it is not too late to change tonight's menu.
21:24If Linda Flanagan likes my food, she might give me a quote for the book jacket.
21:28I have to knock her socks off, and I am not betting the farm on Haddock.
21:33Argue with me all you like. I just bought 40 pounds of pork, so get your tushy over here.
21:40Orson, did you get my message about Linda Flanagan?
21:42Yes, I heard it.
21:43Isn't it amazing?
21:44Hmm. Almost as amazing as my on-air death notice.
21:48What?
21:49So, Bree, do you have a husband?
21:51Nope. Used to. He croaked.
21:54She didn't ask if I had a husband. She asked if there was a Mr. Van der Kamp, and there's
21:57clearly not.
21:59There's a Mr. Hodge. Would it have killed you to have mentioned me?
22:02And waste valuable airtime? The show was about my cookbook, not about my torture of marital history.
22:07That's not what this is about. It's because I went to jail, isn't it?
22:12Orson, I have six hours to prepare a meal for 80 people. We're not having this discussion now.
22:17Just admit it. You're ashamed of me.
22:20Should I be proud? Do you want me to go on the radio and boast that my husband served time
22:25for running someone over?
22:26I went to jail because you told me it was the only way you'd take me back.
22:29And because it was the right thing to do.
22:33I just didn't know, then, that I would be a public figure someday. But I am. I have a name
22:37now.
22:38And luckily for you, it's not mine.
22:43Orson, please don't be hurt. I am under so much pressure and so terrified I'll fail that I don't even
22:48know what I'm saying half the time.
22:51Just let me get through this. As soon as the plates go out tonight, I will come home and cook
22:56you that pot most I promised. Okay?
23:01Okay. It's just that I...
23:06Chives! How could I forget chives?
23:15Hey, assistant. It's me. Listen, I'm not going to be able to make dinner tonight.
23:20My college roommate's in town and this is the only night we can get together.
23:23Oh. Is his name Mike Delfino? Did you room together at Liar's College?
23:29I know it's last minute and I'm really sorry, but I still want to see you. So how about I
23:33drop by later? Call me. That's a problem.
23:37Yeah, you'll drop by later. With potato skins on your breath, you miserable two-timer!
23:43What's wrong, Mom?
23:46Nothing. Just the answering machine lied to Mommy.
24:01Oh, crap on things.
24:04Crap on what things?
24:07Um...
24:10Porter sent me a sex poem.
24:13What? Why?
24:15He may be in love with me.
24:19Why would he be in love with you?
24:22Okay. Remember how you told me I should stop talking to him online?
24:26Well, of course, I didn't and I sort of told him I liked his poetry.
24:30You told a teenage boy that you liked his poetry?
24:34Geez, Lynette, why not just flash him a boob?
24:36Shh, he'll hear you.
24:37So what are you going to do? Are you going to tell him the truth now or are you going
24:40to wait until after he kills me and blinds himself?
24:42Calm down. I'm going to break it off in an email.
24:45Oh, great. Just like that? That'll kill him.
24:48I know that you have only been on the receiving end of breakup letters, but I've actually written a few
24:53and I know how to let them down easy.
24:56Dear Porter, I really like you, but I want to see other offspring.
25:02Go away.
25:10You know, I'm kind of surprised we still made Michelle's list this year, what with me working at the club.
25:14Oh, don't be silly, Carlos. We're still on everyone's list.
25:18Now, let's go.
25:19Okay.
25:25Gabby, we in the banquet home. What's all the noise?
25:34Decorations are stunning. Especially that waterfall effect.
25:38Gabby! Bree!
25:41Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?
25:45Don't move, honey. The press is taking your phone.
25:50What are you doing here? You were disinvited.
25:53I got it all figured out. We duck inside, make sure we're seen by all the right people, except Mrs.
25:57Downing.
25:58And then after about 20 minutes, we cut out.
25:59Well, I know nothing. Just keep me out of it.
26:02What is Carlos doing?
26:18Where is he?
26:20Where's who?
26:21Like you don't know, Jackson.
26:23He's not here.
26:26Who's is this?
26:27I don't know. Some guys.
26:29I... I don't know.
26:32Well, I hope that some guy doesn't mind this.
26:37Susan, really, I wouldn't.
26:38Lady, what are you doing with my beer?
26:43We're not married anymore, so I don't have to protect you.
26:47I am so sorry.
26:50Miss, um, could you just please take good care of my friend?
27:00Jackson canceled on me.
27:02He said you weren't comfortable with us hanging out.
27:04He said that?
27:05And I think I said, meow, whoosh!
27:08I am such a jackass.
27:09So why don't you want us hanging out?
27:12Well, I was pretty ticked off that you told Jackson about the ear thing.
27:15Oh, God, the second I said that, I wished I hadn't.
27:18I... I'm really sorry.
27:23Apology accepted.
27:25So if I promise to behave, can we still hang out?
27:28Because I really think it'd be good for MJ, just seeing that we're all friends.
27:32I don't...
27:33What?
27:35I'm just not comfortable with you and Jackson getting that close.
27:39Okay.
27:42It's just...
27:45I don't want him to see me through your eyes.
27:49How exactly do you think I see him?
27:52Well, those last few months we were together.
27:54The things I said to you, the way I acted...
27:58I'm not proud of the person I became.
28:00That was a bad time, Susan.
28:03We're not those people anymore.
28:06And if you could see yourself through my eyes,
28:09you'd know you got nothing to worry about.
28:17Could you please take care of this guy?
28:21He's my friend, too.
28:35He's my friend.
28:36Boy, I'm glad to see you.
28:38Where you been?
28:39Out.
28:40Doing some thinking.
28:43And I decided that I may have gone a little overboard about you and Mike.
28:48In fact, I think it's cool if you want to hang out with my ex.
28:52Hey, Susie Q.
28:54Just shaking the dew off the lily.
28:56And speaking of, that paint job in the guest can is nice. Kudos.
29:00What are you doing here?
29:02Well, Julie needed me to co-sign some insurance stuff for her.
29:06And I guess I lost track of time talking to Crunchy Granola here.
29:11Plumber to house pin her in one move, Susie?
29:13Don't get dizzy climbing that social ladder.
29:15Can you leave, please?
29:16Just think, if I've been a roofer, we might still be together.
29:20Sigh.
29:20Get out.
29:22See you around, hacky sack.
29:29So, any more exes I should know about?
29:38Don't you just love Michelle's parties?
29:40Oh, they are fun.
29:41But I enjoy my intimate lunches with Michelle even more.
29:44We have intimate lunches. We're friends.
29:46Well, you simply must come to the charity auction at Ted's Gallery next weekend.
29:50Really? We'd love to.
29:55Abby!
29:56Well, it's the caterer.
29:59Everything's fabulous.
30:00But would you be a dear and get me some more wine?
30:02I would be happy to.
30:04I just want to make sure it's the kind you like.
30:10You're still here?
30:11Dinner is about to be served.
30:13Whose seats are you in?
30:14The Bowman's.
30:15I found out Mrs. Bowman is home with the flu.
30:17Score!
30:18How will you unclench?
30:19It'll be fine.
30:25That was Mr. Bowman, wasn't it?
30:27Yes, and I'm pretty sure that elderly woman with him was his mother.
30:29What kind of man leaves a sick wife at home to go party with mommy?
30:32You can fix this. Just tell them that you're at the wrong table and then slip out the side.
30:35Right.
30:38That was maitre d'y, wasn't it?
30:39Yes, and he appears to be checking the guest list.
30:41Which we're not on.
30:42Okay, you can fix this. Just explain you're going to a different party here at the club and that you
30:46got confused.
30:46Mrs. Downing never has to know.
30:48Right.
30:48You need to leave.
30:49Oh.
30:52That's Mrs. Downing. How am I going to fix this?
30:54At this point, I would just run off screaming into the night.
31:00Okay, well get your hands off.
31:01Gabby!
31:03Gabby!
31:05Poor blind bastard.
31:08I'll meet him outside.
31:17What?
31:17Hi Edie.
31:21I just want to say I feel awful about what I said to you.
31:24You know that crack I made the other day.
31:29Okay.
31:30That's nice of you.
31:34Are you alright?
31:36Actually no, my cat's missing.
31:38Toby?
31:39Since when?
31:40It's been two days and he's never been out this long.
31:43Oh, I'm so sorry.
31:44I'm sure he's fine.
31:46Yeah, well...
31:48Could you tell Dave?
31:50Tell him I apologized and you and I are good, huh?
31:55I guess I could.
31:57Why do you want to help?
31:57Oh, just tell him, please.
32:07I can't believe you pulled a stone like that.
32:10What?
32:10I was just trying to salvage what's left of our social life.
32:13Now just let it go.
32:14Start thinking about where we're gonna move.
32:16This is not a joke, Gabby.
32:18I work with these people.
32:19I have to show my face tomorrow.
32:20It's humiliating.
32:21You want to know what's humiliating?
32:23Waking up one day and finding out you're invisible.
32:25Now it's official.
32:27I've lost everything.
32:29Everything?
32:29First our money, then my figure.
32:32Now the last shreds of our social standing.
32:35We haven't lost a thing except the chance to hobnob with a bunch of unhappy snobs.
32:41What do you mean they're unhappy?
32:43They're rich.
32:44They have jewels and cooks.
32:45They use winter as a verb.
32:48I've rubbed them, Gabby.
32:50And there is nothing that a blind masseur doesn't hear about.
32:54Trust me.
32:55They are every bit as miserable as I was when I was out there chasing that stuff.
33:04We have lost nothing that matters.
33:07We have a home.
33:08We have each other.
33:10We have work that supports us.
33:11And we have two beautiful little girls that love us more than ice cream.
33:21I've never been happier in my life.
33:24Are you serious?
33:26Yes.
33:26And the only thing that would make me happier is for you to realize how good we've got it.
33:39I have never talked to such a wonderful guy, but I should have told you I'm already seeing somebody.
33:44Blah, blah, blah.
33:46Continue to trust your heart and your dreams will follow.
33:49Oh, wow.
33:50Lynette.
33:51Best Dear John letter ever.
33:53Thanks.
33:55Except you might want to change the part where you signed it Love Mom.
33:58What?
33:59No, I didn't.
34:00Yeah, you did.
34:01Right there.
34:04You sent it?
34:05Oh, my God.
34:07Oh, my God.
34:07Oh, my God.
34:08Oh, my God.
34:08Oh, my God.
34:09Oh, my God.
34:10I did.
34:11You said it was a great way to bury the lead, Tom.
34:16Tom, don't you dare.
34:18Hey, one of us needs to live to take care of the other one.
34:20Oh.
34:22Oh, my God.
34:41Hey.
34:45Mind if I join you?
34:49Okay, I know what I did was unforgivable, and I am not trying to make excuses, but we used to
34:59talk all the time, and then one day it just stopped, and it killed me.
35:05I felt like I lost you.
35:08And then I was Sarah Jay, and I had you back, and we were talking again, and you were telling
35:13me things.
35:14I wasn't telling you anything.
35:16I was telling her.
35:20Okay.
35:28Well, for what it's worth, I loved our conversations, and I'm going to miss them.
35:41Me, too.
35:50Carson, you're still up.
35:52Oh, I wish you could have been there.
35:54Linda Flanagan loved my food.
35:56She said I was God's gift to the table and that I could quote her on the book jacket.
36:01Are you all right?
36:03I'm hungry.
36:04It's after midnight.
36:06Haven't you eaten?
36:06I was waiting for you.
36:08You said you'd make me pot roast.
36:10I am so sorry.
36:12I lost all track of time, and Linda had so many questions about the food.
36:16I'll make you that pot roast tomorrow, okay?
36:18No.
36:21I want it now.
36:24Now?
36:25You promised.
36:29Orson, I've been cooking all day.
36:32I'm so tired I can barely stand up.
36:33You really want me to make you a pot roast now?
36:38You promised.
36:58Not yet.
37:19I will 1300 pixels in the family.
37:27Toby!
37:29Where in the world did you come from, huh?
37:46Yes, everyone appreciates a good neighbor.
37:52You know, the kind that helps you with the groceries.
37:57But doesn't ask, why is your son so moody?
38:02The type that delivers misplaced mail.
38:06But doesn't point out your wife seems discontented.
38:12The sort that offers to mow your lawn.
38:16But doesn't mention your husband seems cold.
38:23But if you're not sure the man next door is as nice as he would have you believe.
38:28Why would you bring me flowers?
38:31Because you've got a computer.
38:32And I need to find out some stuff about Edie's husband.
38:35And do everything you can to get to know him better.
38:39And do everything you can to get to know him better.
38:42In the world.