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00:01It could have been such a lovely evening.
00:04You see, the idea was to have a surprise birthday party.
00:10People would bring food and gifts and wait in the dark for the guest of honor to arrive.
00:16But it turned out to be a night full of surprises, the kind most people don't care for.
00:22Damn it, Lynette, why do you have to be such a buzzkill?
00:25Why can't you just once give me a little support?
00:27Fine. I'll get you a towel.
00:30For what?
00:33If I was with another woman, that wouldn't bother you?
00:36No, it wouldn't.
00:44I'm sorry that I lied, and for what it's worth, the guilt has been tearing me apart.
00:48Get your hands off me, you selfish son of a bitch!
00:52Or simply, you're putting me in an impossible position.
00:54Then let me make it simpler for you.
00:56I want a divorce.
01:00Oh yes, it could have been such a lovely evening.
01:04But this was one party that was over.
01:07Before it even began.
01:09Surprise!
01:11You think you can screw with me?
01:19Moments before she was to leave for the party, Gabrielle Solis was at her mirror, half-heartedly putting the final
01:25touches on her lips.
01:27You see, a problem had come to her attention.
01:31Damn!
01:33One she couldn't gloss over.
01:35Mommy, what are you doing?
01:37Uh, well, Mommy has a friend who visits her every month, and she's late.
01:42And that's bad.
01:43Why?
01:44Because she's the one who assures me that you won't get a baby brother or sister.
01:47But I want a little brother.
01:49I don't care.
01:52Oh, sorry, it's just, Mommy really misses her friend, and Mommy's going to be really sad if her friend doesn't
01:58show up soon.
01:59Now go downstairs and play.
02:01Mommy has some praying to do.
02:11Well, I have your test results.
02:15Congratulations, you're pregnant.
02:19Mrs. Solis.
02:20I don't care.
02:22You told me this couldn't happen.
02:23You said it was impossible.
02:24The human reproductive system is complicated and often unpredictable.
02:29Sometimes miracles happen.
02:30This isn't a miracle, this is a disaster.
02:33My husband's blind.
02:34Neither one of us have jobs.
02:36My husband's blind.
02:38Trust me, children are a blessing.
02:40You'll see, it'll all work out.
02:42Well, I hope to God you're right.
02:44What does this number mean anyway?
02:46That's your beta number, and it's high, which indicates the possibility of twins.
02:51Ow!
02:54Gabby, relax.
02:55This baby is going to be the best thing that ever happened to us.
02:57I am so sick of everybody looking at the glass half full.
03:01The glass is empty, people.
03:02And so was her bank account.
03:03Is that what you're worried about?
03:05Money?
03:05Look, I'll get a job.
03:07What are you going to do?
03:08Take a piano and get a contract with Motown?
03:10Actually, I was thinking about becoming a masseur.
03:13You don't need your eyes for that.
03:15It's all about the touch.
03:17Well, I guess that's not the worst idea you've ever had.
03:19But it's not just about the money, Carlos.
03:23It's...
03:25After my miscarriage, I gave up on this dream.
03:28I just figured God decided I couldn't possibly be a good mom, so he didn't make it happen.
03:32Well, he obviously changed his mind.
03:36Well, I wish he'd stop doing that.
03:37Nobody likes a fickle God.
03:40Babe, believe me.
03:42You getting pregnant is a one-in-a-million shot.
03:45It's a miracle.
03:46Now let's embrace it and celebrate.
03:55Hello, Mrs. Solis.
03:57I have your test results.
03:59Great.
04:00So do I have anemia?
04:02Is that why I've been so tired?
04:03No, not exactly.
04:07Please don't slap me.
04:12I'm pregnant!
04:13Oh, my God.
04:14It's another miracle.
04:15Yeah, we're up to two miracles.
04:17And if you come back from the dead after I kill you, it'll be three.
04:20Oh, why are you mad at me?
04:22Oh, Gabby, why do I need to wear a condom?
04:24There's no way lightning's going to strike twice.
04:27Well, I didn't think it would.
04:30Put the baby down, Carlos.
04:32I don't want to.
04:33Do it.
04:34I need to hit something, and it needs to be you.
04:36You are looking at this all wrong.
04:38This is one in a million.
04:39We should celebrate and embrace...
04:41Oh, cram it, you fertile freak.
04:43You're getting a vasectomy.
04:45I can't do that.
04:46We're Catholic.
04:47It's against our religion.
04:48I got news for you.
04:49We just converted to Judaism.
04:51Problem solved.
04:52Mazel tov.
04:54Gabby, it's not just that.
04:55There are other reasons.
04:56I am done fighting off your bionic sperm.
04:58You're getting snipped, and that's final.
05:07You're awfully quiet tonight?
05:09Got a lot on my mind.
05:11I think I'm pregnant.
05:13What?
05:13I know.
05:14It's crazy.
05:15You had a vasectomy.
05:16It's impossible.
05:17Yeah.
05:19So, what makes you think you're pregnant?
05:20My period's late, and that never happens to me.
05:22I'm like a Swiss clock.
05:23Oh, come on.
05:24There could be a lot of reasons for that.
05:26So, let's not worry about it right now.
05:27We're going to a party.
05:28You've got to lighten up.
05:30Okay.
05:30But I'm going to talk to Bob.
05:32Bob, why?
05:34Because he and Lee are here.
05:35Bob's an attorney.
05:36I'm going to get him to sue the quack
05:37who obviously botched your vasectomy.
05:39Gabby, let's not go there.
05:40Hiring an attorney is expensive,
05:41and I don't know that we can prove anything.
05:43I'm going to find out.
05:46Fine.
05:48But let's not talk to Bob.
05:51I don't want our neighbors involved in our business.
05:53Oh, don't worry.
05:54He's a professional.
05:55He'll keep it confidential.
05:56Gabby, no.
05:57You can't talk to him.
05:58Why the hell not?
05:59I never got a vasectomy.
06:01Hi, guys.
06:02Welcome to the party.
06:09Earlier that evening,
06:10as she waited for her guests to arrive,
06:12Susan Meyer took a moment to do her eyebrows.
06:15Of course, she had no way of knowing
06:17just how high those eyebrows...
06:19Sorry, I'm late.
06:21...would soon be raised.
06:22What took you so long?
06:23People are going to be here any minute.
06:24I need you to pour the cheap vodka
06:26into the expensive bottles.
06:27I couldn't find my pants.
06:28I'm here so much
06:29that when I go back to my place,
06:30I can't remember where anything is.
06:31Well, just please change your shirt.
06:34No, I've been thinking that
06:35I spend so much time with you now anyway...
06:37Fine.
06:38You can have a little space in the closet.
06:40I think I've got some clothes
06:40from the 80s I'm ready to part with.
06:43Actually, I'm talking about moving in.
06:45Moving in?
06:46Here?
06:47Yeah, that's where we're headed.
06:49We should take the plunge.
06:50What do you think?
06:58So, obviously, this is the bedroom.
07:01Right?
07:01So, do you want to stick with this color
07:03or switch it up or what?
07:04I don't know.
07:05Um, I'm sort of going through
07:08a difficult transition in my life right now.
07:12I need a change.
07:14Uh, I was thinking
07:17taupe.
07:18Sounds good.
07:20You know, I like this place.
07:23It's got a good vibe.
07:24Uh, thanks.
07:26And a nice scent.
07:27What is that?
07:28Your perfume?
07:30Get out.
07:32Excuse me?
07:33I was not born yesterday, pal.
07:35You're coming on to me.
07:36No, I'm not.
07:37Oh, please.
07:38Telling me I smell good.
07:40I'm not even wearing deodorant.
07:41I said the house smells good.
07:43Semantics.
07:44And then the not-so-subtle
07:45sit-on-the-bed maneuver.
07:47You know, why not just ask for a massage?
07:48I sat because my feet hurt.
07:50From you dragging me around for an hour
07:52telling me you want to paint every room taupe.
07:53You said you liked it.
07:55Look, you're obviously going through a rough patch.
07:57I was afraid if I suggested anything
07:58outside the beige family,
07:59I might send you over the edge.
08:04I'll let myself help.
08:09No, no, don't go.
08:11That was very sweet of you
08:12to consider my feelings.
08:14You know what?
08:16You're hired.
08:18Thanks.
08:19I think.
08:25So, do you need to look these over
08:27one more time?
08:32Okay, then.
08:33Just sign them
08:34and you'll be officially divorced.
08:38You know what?
08:39We need a minute.
08:43Take your time.
08:47Are we doing the right thing here?
08:52You're kidding me, right?
08:54Once we sign these papers,
08:56there's no going back.
08:59I can't believe this.
09:02You are the one
09:03who called the lawyer.
09:04I know.
09:06I'm thinking
09:08that maybe that was a mistake.
09:10We've been separated for a year.
09:13All we're doing today
09:14is making it official.
09:15We wouldn't be here
09:15if it weren't for that accident.
09:17You know that.
09:17Before that,
09:18we were good.
09:20we could get back there.
09:25Susan,
09:27it's nobody's fault.
09:29But I can't do this anymore.
09:31Oh, come on!
09:32We were Mike and Susan, remember?
09:37You only get one of those
09:39in a lifetime.
09:44We could make things right again.
09:47Yeah.
09:49And here's how.
10:10Hey, you're back.
10:13So what do you think?
10:17It looks good.
10:19Yeah, I think you are right
10:20to stick with this color.
10:21It looks fantastic.
10:23Thanks.
10:28She likes scotch.
10:35Okay.
10:36I need to be honest about something.
10:39Honest?
10:40Okay?
10:42I don't usually do this kind of thing,
10:44hook up like this,
10:45out of the blue.
10:46Not that it wasn't great,
10:47because it was.
10:49But I'm not really looking
10:51to start anything.
10:53Work is crazy,
10:54and I just got a dog,
10:55and...
10:57I'm just not in that place right now.
10:59So just to be clear,
11:02you're saying you don't
11:03want a relationship.
11:05Sorry.
11:06I probably should have said that
11:07right up front.
11:08No.
11:11It's fantastic.
11:14Really?
11:15I don't want a relationship either.
11:18All I want from you
11:19is exactly what we just did.
11:20Except next time,
11:22it's Susan.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Mrs. Meyer was probably
11:26a little formal for the moment.
11:28So,
11:29this is going to be a next time.
11:31Unless you're not interested.
11:32Are you kidding?
11:33I'm this close to doing
11:34a victory lap around the bed.
11:37So you're really fine with this?
11:38This purely physical thing?
11:41I gave romance a shot,
11:43and...
11:44I'm ready for something
11:46a little more casual.
11:48Wow.
11:50I've heard of a woman like you.
11:53I thought you were
11:54an urban myth.
12:02Did you hear what I said?
12:05Uh,
12:06yeah.
12:09You want to move in.
12:11It's just that
12:12when I'm not with you,
12:14I'm waiting to be with you.
12:15I've never felt like this before.
12:17So,
12:18what do you think?
12:20You want to live together?
12:27No.
12:32So that's it.
12:33Just no.
12:33You're not going to
12:34give me a reason.
12:35What's wrong with the way things are?
12:37Why change everything now?
12:39Because
12:41I've fallen in love with you.
12:45Hi, guys.
12:45Welcome to the party.
12:51The last thing
12:52Lynette Scavo did
12:53before a party
12:54was to check
12:55for gray hairs.
12:57Penny!
12:58Let's go!
13:00Time for bath!
13:01She had no way of knowing
13:02before this evening was over
13:04she would have a few more.
13:06Penny!
13:12Oh, hey!
13:14If you're thinking
13:15of taking that for a spin,
13:17I've got bad news.
13:18You're nine.
13:20Hey,
13:21what's the matter, sweetie?
13:23Is Daddy dying?
13:25What?
13:26Of course not.
13:27Why would you say
13:28something like that?
13:29I heard Porter and Preston
13:30fighting about
13:31who's going to get
13:32Daddy's car
13:32when he dies.
13:34They're just being silly.
13:36They're always silly.
13:39That's why we won't be sad
13:40when they move out of the house.
13:41Come on.
13:47But everybody dies someday,
13:49right?
13:50Yes,
13:51but Daddy's going to live
13:52to a ripe old age
13:53unless
13:54it doesn't get home
13:55in time for Mrs. McCluskey's party
13:56and then all bets are off.
13:57Oh, Daddy's going to be fine.
14:13Hi,
14:13my husband,
14:14I'm Lynette Scobble.
14:15Dr. Barron called me.
14:16I'm Dr. Barron.
14:17Oh,
14:18hi.
14:19What happened?
14:20Your husband was working
14:21on an electrical panel
14:22at his restaurant
14:22and he received
14:23a massive shock.
14:25Essentially,
14:25his heart stopped pumping.
14:27Oh,
14:27it's...
14:27he...
14:28Fortunately,
14:29there was a policeman
14:30eating in the restaurant.
14:31He administered CPR
14:32until the ambulance got there.
14:36So he's...
14:37okay?
14:38His heart restarted.
14:39Now it's a matter of determining
14:41if there's any tissue damage.
14:42We're optimistic,
14:43but the next 36 hours
14:44are critical.
14:46Father O'Brien,
14:47thank you for your job.
14:49Father O'Brien,
14:50please report
14:51that thank you for your job.
14:59I'm thinking,
15:01no more electrical work,
15:03okay?
15:06The kids know everything's fine.
15:09They send their love.
15:11Don't worry about anything,
15:13okay?
15:13Just rest.
15:14I'll come back soon,
15:15okay?
15:17You know what I thought?
15:19When I was lying
15:20down on the floor,
15:22I thought I'm gonna die
15:24in a pizza place.
15:27I mean,
15:28my whole life
15:28was gonna be summed up
15:29with this obituary headline,
15:31local pizza shop owner
15:32dies.
15:33But it doesn't matter
15:34because you're not dying.
15:36I need more,
15:37Lynette.
15:37I need...
15:38There's gotta be more.
15:39Okay, okay.
15:40We'll find more.
15:42Just rest now, okay?
15:51Hey, sexy!
15:55Drop the rake
15:56and get in.
15:59What the hell is this?
16:01This is the car
16:02that I have wanted
16:03my whole life.
16:05When I was 12 years old,
16:07I had a poster of this baby
16:08up on my wall.
16:10And when I was 12,
16:11I had a poster
16:11of Sean Cassidy,
16:12but you don't see me
16:12driving around in him,
16:13do you?
16:14I want to show you something.
16:15What?
16:16The machine guns
16:17come out of the headlights?
16:23I carry this around
16:24to remind me
16:24of the day
16:25that I almost died.
16:27That day,
16:27you promised me
16:28that we would find more.
16:32I'm keeping the car.
16:39So, do you want a ride?
16:46Oh!
16:55Where have you been?
16:57So help me
16:58if McCluskey gets there
16:59before us,
17:00I will brain you!
17:01Sorry!
17:02Let's go.
17:03Sheesh!
17:06Sweetie,
17:06we already got
17:07Karen a candle
17:08and our V might be overkill.
17:10Yeah,
17:10that's not for her.
17:11That's for us.
17:15I'm about to blow
17:16your mind, Lynette.
17:17Oh, don't.
17:18I like my mind
17:19the way it is.
17:20What would you say
17:21to the idea
17:21of taking the kids
17:22out of school
17:23for a year
17:24and bopping around
17:25the country
17:26in one of these
17:26sweet rides?
17:30I might not
17:31say anything.
17:31I might just
17:32put my finger
17:32to my ear
17:33and twirl it
17:33in small circles.
17:34We can't do
17:34something like that, Tom.
17:35Yes, we can.
17:36We can do
17:36whatever we want.
17:37Life is short.
17:38Okay, let me ask you
17:39one tiny question
17:40about this
17:41big adventure plan
17:42of yours.
17:43Who's going to be
17:43running our restaurant
17:44while we're off
17:44doing the electric
17:45Kool-Aid acid test?
17:47That won't be
17:48our problem.
17:49The last few weeks
17:50I've been talking
17:50to a guy
17:51from Passantino's Pizza.
17:53They want to
17:54buy us out.
17:55This afternoon,
17:56I said yes.
18:01Hey, guys.
18:03You ready to party?
18:10Moments before
18:11she was due
18:12at her friend's party,
18:13Brie Hodge
18:14was at the mirror
18:15applying her eyeliner.
18:16Aren't you dapper?
18:17When I tell everyone
18:18I'm your new partner,
18:19I want to look the part.
18:20It would not be
18:21the last time
18:22that evening
18:22Brie would find herself.
18:24Um, actually, dear?
18:25drawing a line.
18:27I'd rather you not
18:28talk about the job
18:29tonight.
18:30But Brie,
18:31this is the first
18:31party in months
18:32when I can answer
18:32the question
18:33what's new
18:33without mumbling
18:34into my drink.
18:34Well, it's just
18:35vulgar to discuss
18:36business at a party.
18:38Hmm.
18:38You haven't told
18:39Catherine yet,
18:39have you?
18:41It's not that easy.
18:42You know she'll be furious.
18:43Yes.
18:44But the great thing
18:45about Catherine
18:45is she'll express
18:46it so passive-aggressively
18:47we'll hardly notice.
18:49Look, I know
18:49she's your friend,
18:50but she's also
18:51our employee.
18:51Why is this
18:52so difficult for you?
18:55It's complicated.
19:02Oh, another dead soldier.
19:06Careful, dear.
19:07You don't want
19:07to be ill tomorrow.
19:09Yes.
19:09Nothing like a headache
19:10to spoil a perfectly
19:11nice first day
19:12in prison.
19:15Would anybody like
19:16some more frittata?
19:18Is my wife amazing
19:19or what?
19:20I mean, how many
19:20inmates get sent off
19:22with a festive
19:23champagne brunch?
19:24Uh, when you're in jail
19:25you might want to avoid
19:26words like festive
19:27and brunch.
19:28They kind of say,
19:29hi, I'm husband hunting.
19:32Can't you please?
19:33It's fine.
19:35This is my last taste
19:36of freedom for three years.
19:37I want jokes.
19:38I want fun.
19:39Laughter.
19:39Anyway, prison
19:40won't be such a big change.
19:41You're a dentist.
19:42You're used to
19:43cavity searches.
19:44You vowed to me
19:45that you wouldn't say that.
19:48Bree tells me
19:49that you're going
19:49to make very good use
19:50of your time away.
19:51Uh, yes.
19:52He's going to read
19:53a lot of classic books.
19:54Maybe study language.
19:56Oh.
19:56Yes, uh,
19:57he can learn the Italian
19:58for I cost five cigarettes.
20:01Andrew, really?
20:02Bree, he's joking.
20:04Everything's fine.
20:06I like to set my glass
20:08which seems to be empty.
20:12All right.
20:13Stop.
20:18Bad meetings.ым
20:24problema.
20:33I got
20:34noticed. I got
20:36covered. I got
20:36covered. I got
20:37covered. I got
20:38covered. I got
20:39covered. I don't
20:40know. I got covered.
20:41Brie! Brie!
20:44Oh, for God's sake, get up! We have the Garden Club lunch and...
20:51You've been drinking?
20:55Go away. I don't feel well.
20:57We have a lunch to cater.
20:59I'm too tired. Can you do it?
21:06Get. Up.
21:13When did this start?
21:17When Orson left, I...
21:20began having a glass of white wine now and then.
21:24Then when Danielle took Benjamin, I didn't see any reason to stop, but just one.
21:29So, is this why you missed the lunch last week?
21:32And the Braverman bar mitzvah?
21:34I can't help myself, alright?
21:37My husband's gone, my son's gone, I have nothing left.
21:41No, actually, you have a lunch for forty and three hours and I'm not letting you out of it.
21:45Oh, Catherine, please!
21:46Okay, so you have a void in your life. Welcome to the club.
21:49Don't fill it with wine. Fill it with work. With accomplishments.
21:54Just think about the woman you could be by the time Orson gets back.
21:58Or is this the woman you want him to come home to?
22:03He's gonna be so ashamed of me.
22:06No, he won't.
22:09Because you're not gonna tell him.
22:11You know he'd just blame himself.
22:14I don't know if I can make it this time.
22:17Yes, you will.
22:20Because I am moving in.
22:22You wouldn't do that.
22:25When I had nothing, you made me your partner.
22:29I'm not gonna forget that.
22:33I ain't gonna get you through this.
22:35And when we're done, that scary woman over there,
22:39she's never gonna be seen in this house again.
22:49When you think about it, tonight is the ideal time for you to tell Catherine.
22:52The presence of the other guests will keep her from causing a scene.
22:55And as word spreads that we're partners...
22:57And how is word going to spread?
22:58I'll be spreading it.
22:59People will be congratulating me and Catherine will have to join in or risk looking petty.
23:03And she'll be twice as mad at having been put in that position.
23:05I am not telling her tonight.
23:06Fine, then I will.
23:07No, you will not. I forbid it.
23:09You know, for a partner, you're sounding a lot like a boss.
23:11I am telling her.
23:12Look, if we can't agree on something this basic, maybe we shouldn't work together.
23:15What are you saying?
23:15I'm just saying maybe you should reconsider joining the company.
23:17I have no intention of reconsidering.
23:19Fine. You're fired.
23:21Hey, guys. You ready to party?
23:31The party was in full swing and everyone was waiting to surprise the guest of honor.
23:36Little did they know, an even bigger surprise was on its way.
23:41Sorry I'm late. It was a line at the bakery.
23:44Well, you really went all out.
23:45She deserves it.
24:01Can I help you, Mrs. McCluskey?
24:04This letter for Edie came to my house by mistake.
24:07Making sure that none of my stuff came here.
24:10No, it's all yours.
24:18Hey. Anything interesting?
24:21Fortunately, no.
24:23I just saw your friend Karen outside.
24:25Is she still asking you questions about me?
24:27A few, but don't take it personally.
24:29Prying is what people too old to have sex do to keep life interesting.
24:34She's turning 70 next week.
24:35No kidding.
24:38Hey, we should throw her a party.
24:39I'm already taking her out for a drink. That's plenty.
24:42She'll be 70, sweetheart.
24:43Don't you think that calls her something bigger?
24:45Look, Karen's a friend, but I don't like having her in my house.
24:48It would be one thing if we had a bathroom with a window you could open, but...
24:52Well, couldn't you have someone else to host it?
24:54I suppose I could palm it off to Meyer.
24:57Good.
24:59Tell her we'll supply the food and liquor.
25:02Karen's not a fan of yours.
25:03Why do you want to throw her a party?
25:04It's a big day for her.
25:06I just want to make sure it's special.
25:12So?
25:15What do you think?
25:16I think that is one hell of an outfit to wear to a 70th birthday party.
25:20It's my gift to Karen.
25:21I figure she'll get at least five good boob jokes out of it.
25:24Well, she'll be here soon.
25:26So let's go over this one more time.
25:28Okay.
25:29I take her home, and I come up with some excuse to get her over to Susan's,
25:33where everyone jumps out and yells,
25:35Surprise!
25:36Which I still say isn't the smartest thing to do to a 70-year-old.
25:42Mrs. McCluskey.
25:43Happy birthday.
25:45Geez, Edie, are we going for drinks or mammograms?
25:48That's one.
25:50Oh, let me grab my earrings and we're good to go.
25:56So, 70.
25:58It's quite a milestone.
26:00How's it feel?
26:02No big whoop.
26:07Edie told me she takes you out for a birthday drink every year.
26:10I think that's a great tradition.
26:15Look, I'm just trying to be friends here.
26:16All righty then.
26:20I'll see you later.
26:21Mm-hmm.
26:22Come on, let's go.
26:24I've got enough friends.
26:25I've got...
26:31...
26:32...
26:40...
26:40...
26:41...
26:42...
26:42...
27:20Where's Karen?
27:21She'll be here as soon as she gets her cats in the medicine.
27:24Do you think she'll be surprised?
27:26Oh, absolutely.
27:40What the?
27:59Dave.
28:05Just so I'm clear, you want us to sell our thriving business so we can live in a bus,
28:10like Carney's.
28:10Come on. This is cool. We can go wherever we want. The kids can see America.
28:16And when we start stealing to support ourselves, the kids can see the inside of a prison.
28:19You're right, Tom. It's a brilliant idea.
28:21Damn it, Lynette. Why do you have to be such a buzzkill?
28:24Why can't you just once give me a little support?
28:27Fine. I'll get you a towel.
28:31For what?
28:34Brie, you can't fire me. Not after all the sacrifices I made for you.
28:38Orson, stop throwing jail in my face. Your cellmate was a crooked CPA who helped you form a bridge club.
28:43It wasn't exactly Attica.
28:45Brie, I need this job.
28:47Do you have any idea what it's like to wake up every morning and have no reason to get out
28:51of bed?
28:51Who smile and nod at neighbors who know your wife's supporting you because no one will hire a felon?
28:56I am drowning.
28:58And for you to throw me a lifeline and then snatch it away...
29:01Listen, I never should have offered you that job. It wasn't fair to Catherine.
29:04I am your husband.
29:05Why are you putting Catherine's feelings ahead of mine?
29:08Orson, please, you're putting me in an impossible position.
29:11Then let me make it simpler for you.
29:13I want a divorce.
29:20Hi. Catherine.
29:21Great dress.
29:22You're going to turn some heads with that one.
29:26I hope you're enjoying this party, Carlos, because you're not going to live to see another one.
29:29Look, I'm sorry that I lied, and for what it's worth, the guilt has been tearing me apart.
29:33You know what's going to tear me apart?
29:34Another ten-pound baby shooting at my hoo-ha.
29:37Honey, look at it this way. God blessed us again because you are such a great mom.
29:41Get your hands off me, you selfish son of a bitch.
29:49I told you I love you.
29:51Doesn't that mean anything to you?
29:53Yes, it means that someone forgot that we had an agreement to keep things casual.
29:58Wow.
29:59Okay.
30:00So, if we're not in a relationship,
30:02if I was with another woman,
30:04that wouldn't bother you?
30:05No, it wouldn't.
30:15Quiet, everyone.
30:16She's coming.
30:16Move it.
30:25Surprise!
30:27You think you can screw with me?
30:34What do you mean?
30:38Karen, what the hell are you doing?
30:40It's that husband of yours!
30:41Karen, I'll stop you doing that.
30:42No, that man broke into my house tonight!
30:45What?
30:46Yes, and he moved things around,
30:48and he took a picture off the wall,
30:50and then he put the table next to the couch,
30:51and the dish for the keys.
30:53It's always by the door.
30:55And if not the first time he's broken in either,
30:58he stole my cat,
30:59and then he put him back.
31:04Okay, Mrs. McCluskey,
31:06why would I do those things?
31:10Karen, I hate to say it,
31:11but you're not making a lot of sense right now.
31:13Maybe you need to lie down.
31:19Hey!
31:20I'll call 911.
31:22What's that doing me?
31:24Why are you all acting like I'm crazy?
31:26I'll see you.
31:29Woo-hoo!
31:31Holla down, Louie, I got my period!
31:36Oh, was she surprised?
31:41She seemed totally disoriented.
31:44Babbling.
31:45I just hope it isn't dementia.
31:48She lives by herself.
31:50We'll alert the hospital.
31:51We're going to need a psych evaluation.
31:58Poor Karen.
31:59I hope she's okay.
32:02Yeah, me too.
32:05We should probably talk now, huh?
32:08Yeah, let's talk.
32:14Does this relationship have a future?
32:18Jackson, what we have here
32:20has been working pretty well.
32:22Answer the question.
32:25Can't we just keep going the way we are?
32:30And there's my answer.
32:40It seems like they're taking good care of her.
32:48I hope you didn't mean what you said earlier.
32:51You just don't understand what I owe to Catherine.
32:54You're right.
32:54I don't.
32:56You started the company and gave her a job
32:58when she needed one badly.
33:00Why are you the one who owes her?
33:05You know that brunch we had for you right before you left for prison?
33:13I was very tense.
33:15And I was very unhappy.
33:19So I had a glass of champagne.
33:31She's tough.
33:33I'm sure she'll be okay.
33:35How about the crazy married couple throwing drinks?
33:37How are they going to be?
33:40No, I just thought that you got it.
33:41That you knew what I was going through after my accident.
33:44You know, obviously I was wrong.
33:45No.
33:46I get it.
33:47The sports car, the garage band,
33:49maybe what we need now, Tom,
33:51is for you to get it.
33:53Hey, I was the one laying on the floor
33:55with a cop pounding on my chest.
33:56And I had cancer.
33:57I get it.
33:58I get it.
33:58You want your life to count for something.
34:01Exactly.
34:01I just don't want to keep making pizzas every day
34:03till I drop to the floor for real.
34:05I want my life to be exciting.
34:07You know what?
34:07I need adventure.
34:10Scavo's was the adventure.
34:11We changed our whole lives
34:13so you could live out your dream
34:14and now you're bored.
34:15We can't keep doing this, Tom.
34:17We can't keep throwing all the cards up in the air
34:19every time you get a little restless.
34:23Let's call it a night.
34:25We have to work tomorrow.
34:33Are you coming?
34:40I'll come when I'm ready.
34:49Did she really need an ambulance?
34:52I don't know.
34:54But you would have if I hadn't started my period.
34:57How could you have done this?
34:59Isn't it obvious?
35:00I want another kid.
35:01We can't handle another kid.
35:03We're living hand-to-mouth as it is.
35:04That's what you said before we had Juanita
35:06and before we had Celia
35:07and somehow we manage.
35:08And can you imagine our lives without them?
35:10Of course I can't.
35:12It's just...
35:13How could you have lied to me?
35:19I just couldn't shake the idea
35:21that maybe God had one more miracle in store for us.
35:25Maybe his son.
35:28And we have so much love in our lives.
35:30I got greedy and I wanted more.
35:34But you're right.
35:35It was selfish and stupid and I am so sorry.
35:38I will call tomorrow and schedule a vasectomy.
35:45Or we use birth control.
35:48But I'm talking double begging.
35:50At least until we both decide it's a good idea.
35:54Wow.
35:57I think I gotta kiss you.
36:03And until we get a box of condoms in that house
36:05that's all you're getting.
36:12Carson, what's up?
36:14Brie told me what you did for her
36:15when I was in prison.
36:17I just want to thank you.
36:19It's nothing.
36:20Not to Brie.
36:21Or me.
36:23And you were dead right to stop her from telling me.
36:26I'd consider it an honor to work for somebody that wise.
36:29Work for.
36:30Last I heard it was partner.
36:33Now how's this?
36:34I'll become a partner.
36:35But only after you decide I've earned it.
36:39I'm a patient man.
36:40I don't care if it takes two years.
36:42Oh honey.
36:45Working for Brie.
36:46You're not gonna last two months.
36:54Mind if I say goodbye to our girl?
36:56Sure.
36:57But she's a little groggy.
37:09You planned the whole thing.
37:13You're trying to hear it at me.
37:16Yes.
37:19And I'm sorry it hadn't been you.
37:22Because I know you're up to something.
37:25Something awful.
37:29You don't know what awful is.
37:35You take care of yourself, Karen.
37:37I mean that.
37:50I mean that.
37:53I mean that.
37:54It was a night.
37:54It was a night filled with surprises.
38:00Some had learned of their husband's plans for the future.
38:06Others had discovered the truth of their wife's past.
38:11Some were touched by their husband's secret longings.
38:18Others were hurt by their lover's quick departure.
38:23But for one resident, the evening had gone as planned,
38:27and he now turned his thoughts to his real agenda.
38:35It wouldn't be long now before he destroyed the man who had ruined his life.
38:41But he knew he had to move carefully.
38:44After all, he wanted it to be a surprise.