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00:03It's not hard to spot a mother who works outside the home.
00:08Just look for someone who dresses in a hurry,
00:12eats her breakfast while rushing to her car,
00:16and applies her makeup as she drives away.
00:20But the surest way to spot a mother who works outside the home?
00:25Just look for a child.
00:26MJ, why aren't you dressed?
00:27We're gonna be late for our first day of school.
00:31Who gets sick at the worst possible moment.
00:38Hey, guys. How you doing?
00:40He's sick. I'm late. Thanks for helping.
00:42Whoa, whoa, whoa. I gotta work.
00:43So do I. And it's my first day at a new job. I win.
00:47Look, I'd really like to help you out.
00:49And spend some time with my best bud,
00:51but Mrs. Nelson's septic tank is expecting me at 9.
00:54You're a plumber. Mrs. Nelson is not expecting you on time.
00:57In fact, if you show up before dinner, she'll turn cartwheels.
00:59I'm a teacher. It's different.
01:02Well, I thought you were just a teacher's assistant.
01:05Well...
01:10Listen to me. The reason I went back to work
01:11is so we could both afford to give MJ the things we felt he needed.
01:14Now I'm doing my part. It's time you do yours.
01:23I'll reschedule Mrs. Nelson.
01:28I gotta go.
01:30You get lots of rest and drink plenty of fluids, okay?
01:32You never left me when I was sick before.
01:34Oh, I know, honey.
01:37But Mommy has a job now.
01:40Come on, we talked about this to understand, right?
01:44Don't be sad.
01:45I am gonna pick you both up at six.
01:50Yes, it's not hard to spot a woman who works outside the home.
01:57Just look for a woman who leaves her house every morning, feeling incredibly guilty.
02:05It begins just after sundown.
02:09After a long day at the office, exhausted people start coming home.
02:15Some are met by faithful pets.
02:19Some are welcomed with dry martinis.
02:24Others are greeted with dinner on the table.
02:30Then there are those who return from a long day at work...
02:35only to discover...
02:40unpleasant surprises.
02:46Ah, good, you got my note. Come on in.
02:48Oh, okay, sure. Where's MJ?
02:51Here I am, Mommy.
02:52Oh, hey, baby. How's my boy?
02:56I missed you so much.
02:59Are you feeling better?
03:00Yeah. Kathryn made me soup, and read me a story, and showed me how to play blackjack.
03:08What are you gonna remember?
03:10Always double down on a pair of races.
03:13Ah, that's cute.
03:16Where's Mike?
03:17Plumbing emergency.
03:18Mrs. Nelson's toilet began erupting, and I wasn't busy, so...
03:23Uh-huh.
03:24Well, uh, thank you very much for helping us out.
03:27Come on, MJ, it's time to go.
03:38We already thanked your buddy.
03:40Let's not make her uncomfortable.
03:46Thank you for having us over. We are so honored to be the first guests in your new home.
03:50Your stunning new home. I can't believe this. The theme of my first place was early American beanbag.
03:57Well, it's all Andrew. He's the one with the taste. Please.
04:01Uh, he's running late. Do you know why?
04:05He's cleaning up a little mess.
04:07Someone didn't know you couldn't serve bacon-wrapped shrimp puffs at a bar mitzvah.
04:10I knew. I just thought if they tasted mine, they might change the rules.
04:14So, would you like something to nibble on before dinner?
04:17Is that cut crystal?
04:20It's exquisite.
04:22Andrew again. He's got expensive taste.
04:24Thank God he brings in the big bucks.
04:26He does?
04:27Well, he does now, ever since you gave him that raise.
04:31This is a delicious snack. Did you make this?
04:35Uh, yeah. It's just... party mix.
04:40You gave Andrew a raise?
04:41A tiny salary bump.
04:43Tiny is not the word for your extraordinary generosity.
04:48Oh, look! There's pretzels and cereal.
04:51I can see why they call it party mix. It's like a party in a bowl.
04:54When you say extraordinary...
04:56He's exaggerating. They're children. It just looks like a lot of money to them.
05:03My God, is this a 96 Latour?
05:07I know. Andrew bought a case of it at a wine auction to celebrate that huge raise.
05:13Once you've had a few glasses of this, you're not going to remember this evening at all.
05:18We'll see.
05:23Boy, dinner without the kids. It's nice to eat without having macaroni thrown at you.
05:28Well, we really wanted to find a way to thank you both.
05:32Thank us for what?
05:33Saving our marriage.
05:35Please, it was our pleasure.
05:37How did we do that again?
05:38Well, Bradley had been working around the clock and I was feeling neglected.
05:42But things are different now that he has Carlos. We have never felt closer.
05:46And Gabby, I know I've been relying on Carlos a lot. I hope it's not a problem his being away
05:50from home so much.
05:50Oh, I'll be more willing to forgive once his bonus check comes in.
05:54The only person more excited than Gabby about that bonus is her jeweler.
05:59Don, it's been such a nice night.
06:01He's going to hear it tomorrow anyway.
06:03Hear what?
06:05Look, I'm sorry, but we're foregoing bonuses this year.
06:09Can I get anyone dessert?
06:11Beat it. What?
06:12It's the economy. Our CFO feels we need to do some belt tightening.
06:16But do you know how much overtime Carlos has pulled? How many trips he's taken? He's killed himself.
06:22For God's sakes, don't do this to my jeweler.
06:26But Gabby, no one's getting a bonus. Not even Brad.
06:29So this was his bonus? A salad and a stuffed chicken breast?
06:32Look, hopefully next year we'll be better.
06:37We're ready for dessert now. Wrap up ten lobsters to go.
06:47Tom.
06:50We haven't had a customer in about half an hour so maybe we should just close up early.
07:01Nope. I got an idea.
07:03Hey everybody, take off your aprons and come sit near the window.
07:07What is this?
07:08It's called psychology.
07:10Come on.
07:11Hey.
07:13Nobody wants to eat in an empty restaurant, right?
07:16So guys, this is what we are going to do.
07:18As soon as you see someone go by, you laugh.
07:21Act like you're having a great time. It'll draw them in.
07:25So now we have pretend customers?
07:26Gee, let's think of something to do with all the pretend money we're going to make.
07:29Trust me, this is going to work.
07:31Okay, hey, you guys, you're a group of old high school buddies.
07:34You haven't seen each other since the big game.
07:36And you two, you're on a hot date, okay?
07:40All right, hey look, there's somebody.
07:41Laugh, have a great time.
07:47Awesome. Just like that.
07:50Okay.
07:52Much as I love Tommy Scavo's improv theater, we need to face some facts here.
07:56It's a slump. We'll ride it out. We've done it before.
07:59It's not a slump. In this economy, people aren't eating out as much.
08:02Between that and Porter's legal bills and paying Brie back,
08:05we are about a week away from going bankrupt.
08:10Honey, please, have a little faith.
08:13I did, for seven years. Now I'm going to be a realist and I need you to be one too.
08:17Okay, I understand. You're worried. I am too.
08:21We can make it. We just have to be creative.
08:23If we sell this place now, we can escape with some dignity and maybe even some money.
08:27But if we keep on going like we are, we're going to lose everything.
08:31No.
08:35No.
08:37I'm not going out like this.
08:39I'm not going to be a failure.
08:45Please tell me they just saw a customer.
08:50So, with all the calories we just burned, I'd say we deserve a huge lunch at a fancy restaurant.
08:56You do like to live well, honey.
08:58Oh, why not? Life is brief and mostly sucks.
09:01Gotta grab all the goods you can while you're on this side of the dirt.
09:03That was very poetic. But sure, we'll go any place you want.
09:08Hmm. That was easy.
09:11Well, since I'm on a roll, how about this?
09:13Let's go away this weekend. Pick a five-star hotel with a great spa and just live it up.
09:19I don't know about that. I've got a lot of stuff I need to do.
09:22Oh, come on. Big fluffy robes, lung massages.
09:29Do you hear that? That buzzing?
09:35No, I don't hear anything. Oh, maybe it's just...
09:39I hear it up here sometimes.
09:44What the hell is it?
09:47Hey, you know what?
09:49I kind of like that hotel idea.
09:52Really?
09:53Yeah, you were right. Life is brief.
09:56Why don't you go call the travel agent and see what's available?
09:58You know, you're kind of sexy when you buckle.
10:02I'm going to call right now.
10:10What?
10:19Dr. Heller, listen, I got your latest text, but you know, it's been a few weeks now
10:24and people are freaking out about you being gone so long.
10:27So now there's a staff meeting on the 15th, and if you're not back by then,
10:30I'm just going to have to tell people that I don't know where you are.
10:32So will you please just call me?
10:40Hey, Mike. How's it going?
10:43Well, so far I've broken off three of these stupid plastic sprinkler heads.
10:46But other than that, I'm great.
10:48Oh, good.
10:49Look, I was coming over to ask, what would you and Catherine think about going camping?
10:53Oh, man, I love camping. When?
10:55Well, my schedule gets busy on the 15th, so it would have to be before then.
10:58I don't know, this weekend?
11:00I'm definitely up bored. I'm not sure Catherine will be.
11:03Well, if she doesn't go, then Edie won't go.
11:06Well, I guess if Catherine knows another girl is coming, maybe I can commence her.
11:09Good. Tell the menfolk we'll do all the hard work. Build the fires, dig the latrines.
11:14I wouldn't mention that latrine part until we're actually at the campsite.
11:19That's a good point.
11:20I'll dig my gear out tonight. It's gonna be fun.
11:23Yeah.
11:25This is gonna be fun.
11:31My, that's a beautiful pen.
11:33Is it a Mont Blanc?
11:34Yeah. Yeah, I've always wanted one.
11:36Well, I guess you can afford it now with your new raise.
11:40Oh, you heard about that?
11:41It sure did.
11:43Well, the Chamber of Commerce just called. They've added 40 people to their guest list.
11:47Damn it. I only planned for 100. We're gonna need more tables.
11:51Relax, they always pull this crap.
11:53So I called the rental company and had them put a few extras on the truck. We'll be fine.
11:57Oh, thank God.
11:58But you know what? We can tell the Chamber people that because it was so last minute, we had to
12:01bump our fee by 30%.
12:02I like the way you think.
12:06Oh, what would we do without him?
12:08Mmm, yes. He's worth every penny you pay him.
12:11By the way, how many pennies is that?
12:15I'm not discussing Andrew's salary with you. It's none of your business.
12:19You're right, it's not.
12:21So, how much?
12:22Andrew moved into a new home. I simply gave him a cost of living increase.
12:26The cost of living in a home with silver pens and rare French wines?
12:30Honey, please don't do this.
12:33Oh, my God. Is he making more than me?
12:36Orson, drop it. I'm not telling you how much Andrew makes.
12:43I'd be happy to give you that information, sir. Am I speaking to the account holder?
12:47No, I'm her business partner.
12:51Very well. Account number?
12:52Yes. 85973.
12:57Name on the account?
12:58Vandercamp's old-fashioned fruits.
13:01And password.
13:03Password?
13:04For security purposes.
13:06Um, oh, yes, of course. It's, um...
13:11You know, it's completely slipped my mind.
13:15It's the name of her childhood pet.
13:18Oh, right.
13:21Uh...
13:22Fluffy.
13:23Nope, that's not it.
13:25Fido?
13:26No.
13:27Spot.
13:27Rover?
13:29Mittens?
13:30Sorry, sir.
13:31Uh, Marmaduke.
13:32Old Yeller.
13:34I cannot give out any information without the password.
13:37Which you obviously don't know.
13:39Then ask me a different question.
13:40How about her date of birth?
13:42Her social security number?
13:43Goodbye, sir.
13:44How about her real hair color?
13:45Trust me, it's not what you think it is.
13:53You're looking to get fed? It's gonna be a while.
13:55No, Dad called a family meeting.
13:57Yeah, Mom, he said it's about the restaurant.
14:01Oh, boy, I think I know what this is about.
14:06Listen, kids.
14:07Things have been tough down at the restaurant, and I think your dad has finally decided to sell it.
14:15Wow.
14:16I don't know.
14:17Is he gonna be okay?
14:17I don't know. That's why we all have to be really supportive. Are you with me?
14:25Hey, guys. Good. You're all here.
14:28I love you, Daddy.
14:29Not yet.
14:33So, I wanted to talk to you all about our pizzeria.
14:35Just know we're 100% behind you.
14:37That means a lot, because this was a really rough day for me, and to let all our employees go.
14:44So, starting tomorrow, you kids are my new waitstaff.
14:58Tom, what the hell are you talking about?
15:00I got it all worked out.
15:01You and I will handle the days, and the kids will join us after school and on the weekends.
15:05Um, at the risk of sounding spoiled, no.
15:09Come on, it'll be fantastic. We'll love working together.
15:12Why? We don't even like living together.
15:14Look, labor is our number one cost. If we can eliminate it, we'll start making a profit again.
15:19What, you're not even gonna pay us?
15:21I'm not. Is that even legal?
15:23I think so.
15:24But just to be safe, you're now 15.
15:26Happy birthday!
15:28Mom, please do something.
15:36I thought maybe after our conversation today, you'd realize it's time to pack it in.
15:40I have got to do this. I can't walk away from that place until I have done everything that I
15:44could possibly think of.
15:45But having the kids work there?
15:46You said that you were behind me 100%.
15:49Really? That doesn't sound like me.
15:51Lynette.
15:52Okay, fine.
15:58Kids, we are going to support your father by working in his restaurant.
16:04You've got to be getting me.
16:07Just so you know, 30 years from now, when you and dad are old and feeble...
16:10You're putting us in the cheapest nursing home you can find. Yeah, I got it.
16:21Mrs. Solis, I didn't realize you were here. I've got your bracelet all polished and ready for a night on
16:25the town.
16:26I'll put it on and have a good time.
16:30Turns out I'm not going to be able to afford it right now.
16:33Unless you can help me out on the price.
16:35What did you have in mind?
16:38You give it to me and then call your insurance and say it was stolen?
16:44I didn't think so.
16:46I'm really sorry about the bracelet, Mrs. Solis.
16:49Perhaps I can show you something a bit less expensive? Maybe some earrings?
16:53Oh, will you excuse me a minute?
16:59France!
17:18Carlos, get in here!
17:20I've got a real shock-a-roo for you!
17:22You are not going to believe this!
17:28Brad!
17:29Hi!
17:30What's going on?
17:31He just stopped by with great news.
17:34I'm getting that bonus after all.
17:37Really?
17:38Well, I went to our CFO and I told him it just didn't seem fair that my right-hand man
17:42should go unrewarded.
17:43Isn't that great? What kind of guy does that?
17:48Oh, I think I know the kind.
17:52So, Brad, what sort of bonus are we looking at?
17:58That's 20 grand, son.
17:59Like a great jumping off point.
18:03Gabby.
18:04Oh, honey, you heard Maria the other night.
18:06Your hard work is what's brought them so much closer.
18:13Pay no attention to my wife. 20 grand is a fantastic bonus.
18:17You know, now that I hear the number out loud, it does seem a little low after all you've done.
18:2325 is probably more fair.
18:25Oh, Brad, come on! Saving a marriage?
18:28Can't put a price on that.
18:30At least not a small one.
18:33Gabby, will you knock it off? You're being rude.
18:36You're right. I'm sorry.
18:38Just I really wanted to buy this bracelet I saw today downtown in this little jewelry shop.
18:43You know the place, honey.
18:44It's right next to the, um, Lexington Hotel.
18:4830!
18:5130,000.
18:57Are you sure?
18:58Yes! You deserve it. You both do.
19:02I don't know what to say.
19:06You're the only one getting a bonus, so what I think might be best is if we all agreed not
19:11to say anything.
19:13Do we all agree?
19:16Absolutely!
19:19Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll leave you two to business. All this negotiating just goes right over my head.
19:33Ha!
19:35Thunder McFadden.
19:37What a hoot.
19:38What's that?
19:39Oh, it's my porn name.
19:42A friend sent me an email.
19:44You take the name of your childhood pet and the street you grew up on, and voila, that's the name
19:48you'd use if you were a porn star.
19:50So I'm Thunder McFadden. My buddy here is Snoop Windermere.
19:54Ha!
19:56Hey, who would you be?
19:59Orson, I'm preparing a buffet for 200. I don't have time to explore my hypothetical career in the adult film
20:04industry.
20:07Fine.
20:08But you should know that's why people find you so rigid, because you can never just let go and have
20:12fun.
20:16Sigh.
20:17Coco Saga Tuck. Happy now?
20:21Sure am.
20:23Thanks, hon.
20:25Of course it could just as easily be Munchy Cedarhurst.
20:28What?
20:29Or Taffy Swallow.
20:30We moved around a lot and had three dogs.
20:33Three?
20:34Focus.
20:35It has to be your favorite pet.
20:37Like if I asked you, what's your childhood pet, this is the one you'd say.
20:41Well, I didn't really have a favorite. I love them all equally.
20:43Oh, please. If Coco Taffy and Munchy were in a burning building, then you could only save one.
20:48Orson, why are you being so morbid?
20:50I just want to know your porn name.
20:53Okay, fine. If I had to pick a favorite, I guess it would be Munchy.
20:58She was a bit rambunctious. Father sent her to a farm so she'd have room to run. I cried for
21:02weeks and weeks.
21:04Munchy.
21:06This was fun.
21:10All right, that's a large mushroom pepperoni pizza and two salads. I'll get that started.
21:15Tom, I need a large...
21:16Large pet mush at table nine. I'm way ahead of you.
21:18Thanks. And do you have the calzones for table three?
21:20Oh, crap.
21:21Sweetie, I need two dinner salads.
21:23What's the matter?
21:25Parker said the only reason you had me make salads is because it's a job for baby.
21:33Also, I can't find my band-aid.
21:36Okay, you fill water glasses. I'll make the salads.
21:40Hey, Mom.
21:40Yeah?
21:41This is for table five.
21:42Oh, thanks.
21:45Uh, you didn't give them enough change.
21:48Yeah, I know. I figured this out. You can short people one percent and they won't even notice.
21:52If they got a buzz on, three percent.
21:55Okay, you make the salads. I'll handle the register.
21:58Dude, back off. That's my table.
22:00Not anymore. You can take the fort top of old farts.
22:02No way.
22:03What's going on?
22:04You took my table.
22:05So, take another one. What's the difference?
22:11Well, since I'm the only one here who can wait on that table without knocking over a glass with my
22:16pants, how about I take it?
22:18You. Handle cash register. You bust tables. Go on.
22:21Well, look at this.
22:24Everybody's happy. Things are running smoothly.
22:27Don't worry. I'm not going to say I told you so.
22:35Hey, Katherine said you wanted to talk to me?
22:36Yeah, come on in.
22:39You know, you could have just called. You don't have to use her as an intermediary.
22:43Really? I thought we were using Katherine for all sorts of things. Sending messages, raising our kid.
22:49I don't see what the big deal is. I have to work. And she has some free time. It's better
22:53for everybody.
22:54Well, it's not better for me. Especially when I'm not even told about it.
22:58Fine. Here I am telling you. I have to work Friday, so Katherine will be picking MJ up from school.
23:05No.
23:07What do you mean, no? Let me remind you. I have custody on Fridays.
23:12Hey, thanks. Let me remind you that the reason I agreed to custody is so our son could spend time
23:16with his father.
23:18You have a problem with Katherine?
23:20No, she's a peach. But she's not the one that dragged me to court to hammer out some custody agreement.
23:25Now, if you'd like, we can go back and the judge can explain to you the difference between you and
23:31your girlfriend.
23:32Okay, you listen to me.
23:33Mommy?
23:35Are you guys fighting?
23:38No, sweetie. We are just trying to figure out what is best for you. Aren't we?
23:49I'll see you Friday, buddy. Looks like I'll be picking you up from school.
24:00Andrew makes twice as much as me?
24:03Who told you that?
24:05A little bird. Or should I say a little dog named Munchie?
24:10That's why you want to know the names of my pets? Horse and Hodge, you are shameful.
24:15What's shameful is how much you're paying him.
24:16Andrew has been with me since I launched the company. He runs every aspect of the business. He deserves what
24:22he's making.
24:22But I am your husband, for crying out loud.
24:24Yes, Orson. We're all aware of how you got the job.
24:28You know what the real travesty is?
24:29I'm more educated than a lot of you. I went to grad school. I'm a dentist.
24:33No, you were a dentist. Now you're a caterer and you're paid fairly based on your expertise and contribution.
24:39It's not about money, Bree. It's about value. And you're saying I'm worthless.
24:43No, I'm just saying you're worth... less.
24:48I'm sorry, honey. I'm just being honest.
24:52Very well.
24:56Oh, since we're being honest, Munchie didn't go to any farm.
24:59That's what parents tell their kids when they just had their pets gassed.
25:09Hey!
25:10Hi. You got a minute? I have a really big favor to ask you.
25:14Yeah, sure.
25:16I need a little detective work done. It's about Bradley.
25:24So, what's going on?
25:27I'm gonna buy a golf club.
25:29A baseball bat would be cheaper.
25:33Maybe I should let you finish.
25:35See, I don't know anything about golf clubs, but I know Carlos does.
25:38So I was hoping you guys could snoop around and find out what kind of driver Brad wants.
25:43Oh, it's a gift.
25:45Sure, yeah.
25:46We'd love to help out.
25:49So what's the occasion?
25:50No occasion.
25:51I just want to thank him for being a wonderful husband.
25:55Well, don't spend too much.
25:58Why don't you just get him a card?
26:00So our marriage counselor said we should get each other gifts now and then and keep things spontaneous.
26:04Oh, you're in counseling. That's great.
26:06We were, but we stopped. We don't need it anymore.
26:10Are you sure about that?
26:11Yeah, Brad and I are solid.
26:13Well, ice is solid too.
26:15Until it cracks and you're drowning in freezing water.
26:18I'd stay in counseling if I were you.
26:21Gabby, I'm home. Can you come in here for a minute?
26:27Brad gives me a huge bonus and you repay him by telling his wife that they need marriage counseling?
26:32I'm sorry. I think they do.
26:33Their marriage is none of your business. Besides, I think they're a very happy couple.
26:37Who? Him and Maria? Or him and the blonde? I saw him kissing yesterday.
26:40What? No way!
26:43Yeah. And Brad saw me.
26:45Why do you think your bonus jumped from a stuffed chicken breast to 30 grand in a day?
26:56Oh, my God. This is illegal. I'm getting a bonus no one else is getting based on blackmail.
27:03You're welcome.
27:04I can't believe you did this.
27:07Well, thank God you came to your senses.
27:10All right. Let's get in there and tell her.
27:12No, we can't tell her. We'd have to give the money back.
27:15Don't we have a moral responsibility to tell her?
27:18It's like you said. Their marriage is none of our business. He's the one who's cheating. If we say anything,
27:23it'll just make things worse.
27:24We're the good guys here, Carlos.
27:26Really? Because it sure doesn't feel like it.
27:37It's open.
27:41Susan, you got our message.
27:43Yes. And imagine my surprise because last time I talked to Mike, he promised me he was picking up MJ
27:48from school.
27:48Oh, Mrs. Nelson had another plumbing emergency. Apparently this new Oprah and diet she's on.
27:53I don't need the details. I had a long day. I just want to pick up my kid.
27:58Mommy, we had paninis for dinner. You want one?
28:02No, thank you. Let's go.
28:04But we were going to make brownies for dessert.
28:07Well, we can make brownies at home.
28:08The box kind? Catherine said those aren't real brownies.
28:14Except when your mommy makes them with love.
28:19Good save.
28:20Let's go.
28:25Susan?
28:28Look, I know you were surprised to find MJ here again today, but I really was trying to do you
28:32a favor.
28:33I don't need you to do me any favors. What I need is for everyone to just stick to the
28:36plan.
28:37Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Mike watches his son. He doesn't pawn him off on his girlfriend.
28:44I had a really fun time.
29:03Big group coming in. It is now officially Saturday night.
29:08Finally.
29:11Oh, great. They're kids. One plate of spaghetti and fifteen baskets of free bread.
29:15Stop being such a downer. We're finally making a go to this place. All you want to do is complain.
29:20We're taking a break.
29:22Not now. We just got a big party.
29:24Good luck with that. We're out of here.
29:28Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on here?
29:32Those kids go to our school.
29:34And you know who that big guy is? Kevin McDermott?
29:36The guy called me Jesus for a year because I wore sandals one day.
29:39If he sees me wearing this, I'll never hear the end of it.
29:41Fine. Don't wear the apron. That's...
29:43No, I'm not waiting on a kid who's going to make fun of me on Monday morning.
29:47It's humiliating enough having to work here.
29:49Humiliating?
29:49Guys, easy.
29:50No, you're not humiliated when you use the money that we make here to buy your clothes.
29:54Tom, it's fine. I'll take the table.
29:56No, no, no, no, no, no. Your mother can't wait on this whole restaurant by herself.
29:59Well, then you do it.
30:02Porter, I'm your father and your boss.
30:04And I'm telling you right now to go take that table.
30:08Or what? You're going to fire me? Go for it.
30:12Do you think this is a joke? This is my life.
30:15Tom!
30:15Are you worried about being embarrassed? I put everything I have...
30:19All right! That's enough! Let go of him! Let go of him! Let go of him!
30:26Guys...
30:28I just said a 12th top. Who's taking it?
30:35I will.
31:00I started getting our accounts in order. If we're going to sell this place, we should probably know exactly how
31:06much it's worth.
31:33I think this is going to all wait until morning. Don't you?
32:02Hey! I just booked us into the Brunswick Inn for this weekend.
32:07Great! Prepare to be pampered.
32:10Oh, shoot. This weekend isn't going to work. Mike really wants us to do that camping trip that we've been
32:15talking about.
32:19I figured you were going to say that. I just can't blow him off. This is the only weekend that
32:24works for him.
32:25And you're on your own. Have fun wiping with leaves.
32:30Oh, Edie. Please don't tell Catherine that you're not coming. All right? Mike really wants her there. And she hears
32:36that you're not going. She won't either.
32:40Will you take me to the Brunswick Inn next weekend?
32:43Yes.
32:45Then I won't say a word to Catherine.
33:08Hey! When did you two get here?
33:10Just a minute ago, they said they have something personal they want to talk to us about.
33:16Oh, really? What is it?
33:20We're pregnant.
33:22Oh, wow.
33:24Yay!
33:26I know. We are so...
33:28But that's not all.
33:34See, even though we've only known each other for a short time, your friendship has meant a lot to us.
33:39Which is why Maria feels strongly that you should be the baby's godparents.
33:46Did you hear that, Carlos?
33:48Godparents.
33:50Yay!
33:51You are such good people. So kind-hearted and decent. And that is the kind of influence that we want
33:56in our baby's life.
33:59How can we say no?
34:03Oh, I see you got your bracelet after all.
34:09Oh, yeah.
34:10Uh, but I'm not enjoying it as much as I thought I would.
34:18Okay, lunch and a movie. You are one lucky boy.
34:22I'm gonna take a quick shower. Try not to get any crumbs on the couch.
34:26What's wrong?
34:28It's peanut butter. No crust. Your favorite.
34:31I want a panini.
34:34I don't know how to make paninis.
34:37It's just turkey and cheese. Do we have any probolone?
34:41No, we do not have any probolone.
34:45Can we borrow some from Katherine?
34:48Absolutely not.
34:49In this house, we do not eat pretentious cheeses. We eat honest American peanut butter.
34:54Now, watch your movie and I'll be back in a minute.
35:05Would you make me a panini?
35:08Uh, well, sure, sweetie. Does your mommy know you're here?
35:15Hey, sweetie, how was your sandwich?
35:20MJ? MJ, honey, where are you?
35:24MJ! MJ! MJ!
35:25MJ! Where are you?
35:31MJ! MJ! MJ!
35:37MJ!
35:45What's he doing here?
35:47He wanted a panini. He said you knew.
35:50MJ, go wait outside.
35:51I need to sit on the porch. I need to talk to Katherine.
35:57You can take the sandwich.
36:02Look, he shut up on my doorstep. He seemed hungry.
36:06You think I don't feed my kid?
36:09Okay, well, maybe he just wanted to come see me.
36:11Yeah, because you make it like Disneyland over here with your paninis and your blackjack.
36:16You're trying to do everything you can to make him think that you're the other mommy.
36:20What?
36:21You're trying to get your hooks deeper into Mike by showing him how much his son loves you.
36:26Susan, I'm being nice to the child of the man I'm dating. How does it make me evil?
36:31No, not evil. Devious.
36:33Well, you know, I hate to tell you, but your big plan is not gonna work,
36:36because from now on, MJ's either at my house or Mike's. He is no longer allowed to be here.
36:42Yeah, uh, that's gonna be tricky.
36:43Well, that's the way it's gonna be, whether you like it or not.
36:47No, it's gonna be tricky because Mike's moving in here.
36:51What? First of the month, he's giving up his place and moving in with me.
36:56So MJ is going to be spending a lot of time here, whether you like it or not.
37:09Orson, I'm glad you're here. I was doing a recount of the goblets for the Hopkins wedding reception, and we're
37:14short by about 30.
37:15So I have to run over to the supplier and pick up the rest. Could you pull down the fort
37:18for me?
37:19Sure, no problem.
37:20Thanks.
37:22Hey, you know, Andrew, it never would have occurred to me to do a recount of the goblets.
37:26Bree's lucky to have someone as conscientious as you working here.
37:30Wow. Thank you, Orson. That means a lot to me.
37:53It begins just after sunrise.
37:57After a good night's sleep, people leave their homes to go to work.
38:03They do this so they can provide a better life for their families, so they can afford nice things, and
38:14have a reason to get up in the morning.
38:20And when their exhausting work is done, people come back home again.
38:28And some begin counting the days till their next vacation.