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00:00There are important events in the history of every family.
00:06Joyous births.
00:09Tragic deaths.
00:12Sublime weddings.
00:14But the one event every family dreads is the moment when they finally meet.
00:20The in-laws.
00:22Mom, this is Alex's mom, Molina Cominas.
00:25It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:27Likewise, and thanks again for letting me stay here.
00:29I just can't afford a motel right now.
00:32Alex mentioned that you were laid off from your job. I'm so sorry.
00:35Oh, that's okay. You know what they say.
00:37In a bad economy, the mature cocktail waitress is the first to go.
00:41Really? They say that.
00:43Mom, we're going to go get your luggage. That way you two can get acquainted.
00:47Thank you again for making the long drive down from Oakdale.
00:51It's high time our families got together.
00:55Absolutely.
00:56Now, speaking of family get-togethers, that reminds me. I call Christmas.
01:02What?
01:03Now that the boys are getting hips, we're going to have to split the holidays, so I call Christmas.
01:08Wait, wait, wait. This is not how we decide family get-togethers.
01:11What's the problem? I'm letting you have Thanksgiving.
01:14I'm a caterer. I oversee events on Thanksgiving. It's the one holiday that I don't need.
01:18Great. I call Thanksgiving.
01:20Stop that. You can't call all the major holidays.
01:23No one's called Easter yet. Going once.
01:25I am not bidding on time with my son.
01:27Going twice.
01:28Melina, this is childish.
01:30Oh, my hand is going up.
01:32Fine. I call Easter.
01:34That wasn't so hard, was it?
01:37Look, I know it's very difficult for two families to negotiate the holidays,
01:40but I feel strongly that this is not the best way to handle it,
01:43and I'm sure that the boys would agree with me.
01:47Hey.
01:49I called Christmas Fair and Square, and I want to spend it with my son.
01:53So if you go to the boys and try and screw me over,
01:56I'll remember that for a really long time.
01:59Got it?
02:01Yes, there are important events in the history of every family.
02:06Meeting the in-laws is one.
02:07Look at you two. Have I told you how great you look together?
02:10Have I?
02:12The moment you decide to hate them is another.
02:20There's a lovely home for everyone in suburbia,
02:23and a realtor eager to find you exactly what you want,
02:27whether it's something warm and cozy,
02:31or something dignified and elegant,
02:34perhaps something affordable with a lawn.
02:38Whatever your taste, everyone needs a lovely home in suburbia.
02:43Mostly so the neighbors will never suspect
02:46the ugliness going on inside.
02:51There you are.
02:53I just got the listing for the Addams house,
02:56and I think the best way to celebrate
02:58is for my sexy husband to take me out dancing.
03:02Oh, babe, not tonight.
03:05What's wrong? You sick?
03:07No, no, uh, I'm good.
03:12Really?
03:12Does he look like hell?
03:14I'm good, Edie.
03:15Edie, I just, uh...
03:16I just feel like staying in tonight, that's all.
03:21Are you doing it again?
03:23There's something upsetting you,
03:25and instead of letting me help you,
03:26you're shutting me out.
03:28I just don't like to talk about my troubles.
03:31And I don't like sitting at home doing nothing
03:33when I feel like dancing.
03:37Edie.
03:40I am sorry you're unhappy.
03:44There's something you should know about me.
03:47I don't stay unhappy for long.
03:53Hey, it's Jackson.
03:55I'm having fun at the old alma mater,
03:57but we need to talk.
03:59Only good news, I promise.
04:01God, I miss you.
04:04We moved here to get away from you.
04:05I didn't. I moved here for you.
04:06I've got a deposition to press for.
04:08Well, then I will go clubbing without you,
04:10and I will be wearing my
04:11not-coming-home-alone jeans.
04:12By wearing, you mean squeezing into?
04:16Damn you.
04:28Miss anything?
04:30Need a juicy recap?
04:32No. I'm good.
04:33Well, you just have to stick your nose
04:34in other people's business.
04:36I'm sorry.
04:37If you're interested, I have dirt on Bree.
04:42Go on.
04:43Aha.
04:44You're no better than I am.
04:47Nicely played, Meyer.
04:49Can I go clubbing with you tonight?
04:51Overplayed, Meyer.
04:52Oh, please. I'm bored.
04:53Mike has MJ, Jackson's out of town,
04:55and you're gonna need somebody
04:56to bitch about Bob, too.
05:00Do you realize I'm going to a gay club?
05:01Yes, that's fine.
05:03Gays love me.
05:04Name three.
05:06You, Bob, Andrew.
05:07That's two.
05:09Come on.
05:10All right, all right.
05:11You're going to my house at nine.
05:13And you might want to pile on the make-up.
05:15Drag queens get their first drink free.
05:21Okay.
05:21Well, let's try something easier.
05:23After you left Mr. Schilling's nightclub,
05:25where did you go first?
05:26Uh, I don't recall.
05:31Did you maybe drive somewhere?
05:35Uh...
05:36Okay, Porter, when the D.A.,
05:37who also has this police report,
05:39asks you these questions,
05:40and you suddenly don't recall anything you said,
05:43that's bad.
05:44Bob, you've been going at this for over an hour.
05:46Why don't we take a break?
05:49Fine.
05:49Porter, go and chill.
05:51I need to talk to your parents anyway.
05:57Okay, well, what's going on here?
05:58Nothing.
06:00Porter's just nervous.
06:01He was also nervous when I first interviewed him in jail,
06:03but he was still able to keep his story straight.
06:05Preston!
06:06Where's my CD player?
06:08What?
06:09Parker saw you take it.
06:11Mom, please tell Preston to stop taking my stuff.
06:14Honey, that's Porter.
06:17No, it isn't.
06:20Oh, right.
06:22Sorry.
06:28You guys have something you want to tell me?
06:33Abby, you should have come.
06:34You missed a beautiful walk in the bar.
06:36Mommy, look what we found.
06:37A ladybug.
06:39Wow, neat.
06:41Why don't you guys go wash your hands for lunch?
06:44Mom, look at her teeny black polka dots.
06:47There's so many beautiful things I used to take for granted before I lost my sight.
06:50Yeah, pretty.
06:54What?
06:55You're going to be late for work.
06:57Yeah, about that.
06:59I should have told you before.
07:01What?
07:01I don't want to give massages anymore, so I quit the country club.
07:05You quit?
07:06Why?
07:07Okay, I know this is going to sound bad.
07:10When I was blind, I never realized that naked people are gross, especially the middle-aged
07:15slobs that belong to this country club.
07:16Carlos, you don't just quit a job because of a few moles and a little back fat.
07:20But I can find other work.
07:21Now that I have my vision back, the world is my oyster.
07:26But in the meantime, I just want to spend a few days with my daughters, smelling the roses,
07:30soaking in nature.
07:34Like that beautiful spider right there.
07:37God's perfect design.
07:39Isn't it amazing?
07:41Yeah, it sure is.
07:45I'll get you the one-heads.
07:51What's all this?
07:52Oh, Andrew thought it would be nice to have a formal dinner tomorrow night.
07:55Well, if it's a formal dinner, why aren't we using your grandmother's tablecloth?
07:58For Melina?
07:59She'd probably blow her nose on it.
08:01No, I will not let that woman defile Nana's lace.
08:03I know Melina isn't what we hoped for, but let's face it.
08:06In-laws rarely are.
08:08Need I remind you of my mother?
08:09Well, at least Gloria had the good taste to have a paralyzing stroke so we don't have to deal with
08:14her.
08:14True.
08:15That was a Merry Christmas.
08:18But Melina appears to be in tragically good health,
08:20which means we've got quite a few beer-drenched holidays ahead of us.
08:24You have got to figure out some way to be nice to her.
08:26I don't know if I have it in me.
08:28She's such a troglodyte.
08:30Please.
08:31No one's better at plastering on a fake smile and pretending to like someone than Greehan.
08:37You're sweet.
08:40Oh, all right.
08:41Get the lace tablecloth.
08:42I will pretend to like this woman.
08:47Just like I pretended to like Nana.
08:51Bob, we're so sorry.
08:52We meant to tell you we really did.
08:54So where the hell is Porter?
08:55We don't know.
08:56That's why we've been trying to get you to postpone the hearing date until we could find him.
09:00Oh, we have a much bigger problem than the hearing date.
09:03What do you mean?
09:04Well, now that I'm aware of this, I have a legal obligation to report it.
09:07What?
09:08No, no, no, no.
09:08You can't do that.
09:09Hey, now my hands are tied.
09:10But if the judge finds out that Porter's gone, we have to forfeit the bail.
09:13And since my genius wife used our restaurant to post bond, our only source of income will vanish.
09:18I feel for you guys.
09:20I really do.
09:20But I'm not getting disbarred over this.
09:22Bob?
09:24Please, we're desperate.
09:26I'm not meeting with the DA for another two days.
09:28If you find Porter by then, I won't say anything.
09:31Thank you so much.
09:32We are so sorry that we...
09:34Just find him.
09:55Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
09:59Gabrielle Solis?
10:01Bradley Scott, remember?
10:02Carlos and I did some business back in his finance days.
10:04Oh, right.
10:05How are you?
10:06Good.
10:06Maria and I finally got married.
10:08I started my own investment fund.
10:09How about yourself?
10:10Good, good.
10:11I don't know if you heard.
10:12Carlos got his life back.
10:13Oh, my God.
10:14I had no idea.
10:15I know.
10:16Life is good.
10:17Now all we have to do is find him a job.
10:19Well, your timing just might be perfect here.
10:22Why?
10:22You need someone?
10:23As a matter of fact, I do.
10:24Think you'd be interested?
10:25I don't know.
10:26I can't speak for Carlos.
10:27It's an upper-level position with lots of perks,
10:29and the salary's in the high six figures.
10:31I'm now speaking for Carlos.
10:32He'll take it.
10:33Great.
10:33I'd kill to have Carlos on my team.
10:35That man was a shark.
10:36Have him call me.
10:37Yeah.
10:44So long, sucker.
10:50Hello.
10:51Is Dr. Heller in?
10:53Sorry, he's not.
10:54Can I help you?
10:55Not really.
10:56See, we need to talk to him about Dave Williams.
10:59Dave Williams?
11:00Yeah, Dave is a patient of his.
11:01I'm sure you know him.
11:03Blonde hair, blue eyes, creepier than I'll get out.
11:05I'm not in the position to confirm that.
11:07And I don't think the doctor would discuss his patients with you, either.
11:10Oh, he'll talk to us.
11:11Dave's been up to some pretty sick stuff,
11:13and I'm betting dollars to donuts Dr. Heller would want to know all about it.
11:17So, when does he get here?
11:19I couldn't say.
11:21Oh, we'll wait.
11:31Is that a beer?
11:32We're not in a position to confirm that.
11:35Oh, we're not in a position to confirm that he's going to know all about it.
11:40And your shoes are pretty.
11:42Aren't they?
11:42Daddy bought them for Mommy.
11:44He doesn't know it yet.
11:46Because he has a wonderful new job.
11:48He doesn't know that yet, either.
11:50Good news!
11:51Me too.
11:52Me first.
11:53Remember Bradley Scott?
11:54I ran into him today, and he's giving you a job.
11:57That's nice.
11:59But that's what I wanted to tell you.
12:01I just got a job.
12:02Fantastic!
12:03Well, you didn't sign a contract or anything, did you?
12:05Because maybe we can get them into a bidding war.
12:08Unlikely.
12:08It's at the community center.
12:11I'm going to work with the blind.
12:14Oh, great.
12:15And what's the signing bonus for that?
12:17A cup of pencils?
12:18I thought you were going to get a better job.
12:20What happened to the world being your oyster?
12:22It's meaningful work.
12:24Who cares?
12:25Bradley's offering perks.
12:26What kind of perks is this blind thing offering?
12:28Hmm, let me think.
12:29Making the world a better place.
12:31Personal fulfillment.
12:32Carlos, I've spent the last five years working with a blind.
12:35Trust me, it's not that fulfilling.
12:36Look, when I lost my sight, those people were there for me.
12:40I just want to give something back.
12:42Not to mention...
12:44Bradley Scott?
12:46Kind of an ass.
12:49No way I'm working for that guy.
12:58Hi, Bradley.
12:59It's Gabby Solis.
13:01I just talked to him, and he's intrigued.
13:03How would you like to come over for dinner and seal the deal?
13:10So fun.
13:11I haven't been out in ages.
13:14Tonight, I am going to...
13:17You really haven't been out in a while.
13:20Oh!
13:20Go ahead.
13:21What do you want to drink?
13:22I'll have what you're having.
13:23Cirrhosis of the liver.
13:23Coming right up.
13:26Hey, Jackson.
13:28What?
13:30Really?
13:37Ah!
13:38Here you are.
13:39Yeah, just taking in the scenery.
13:41You know, we actually have some very comfortable patio furniture in the backyard.
13:46Along with a place to put your recyclables.
13:49No, I'm good here.
13:53Hey.
13:53Hi.
13:54What have you two been up to?
13:55Edie was showing us some houses.
13:57I didn't know you two were house hunting.
13:59Yes, we've got to get out of that apartment.
14:01Did Edie show you the Adams house?
14:02She did, and it's fantastic.
14:04And if we could figure out a way to move it next to a toxic waste dump, maybe we could
14:08afford it.
14:09Holy moly, would you look at these prices?
14:12You know, for this kind of money, you could come up to my town and get a five-bedroom house
14:16on the lake.
14:18I'm sure they could.
14:20It's too bad your practice is all the way down here.
14:23It is now.
14:25But it's not like there aren't sick people in Oaktale.
14:29Who undoubtedly already have doctors, just like your patients in Fairview have you.
14:35Fine.
14:36Let them stay in that teeny apartment.
14:39Who cares if the other doctors make fun of you?
14:44You know, I think we should talk about this.
14:46You'd really like Oaktale.
14:48No traffic, for sure.
14:50Hey, I'm open.
14:51Maybe we can go up there this weekend and look around.
14:56What are you doing?
14:59Just helping the boys live the American dream.
15:01I'll tell you what.
15:03If the guys move up near me,
15:05you can have them for Christmas.
15:13I just wish there was some way I could get back at Bob.
15:16I'm so sick of his smug attitude.
15:17I'm the provider.
15:18I bring home the bacon.
15:19You know what?
15:20I contribute, too.
15:21I handle the bills.
15:22I clean the house.
15:23I thought you had a housekeeper.
15:26Jeez, you're an ugly drunk.
15:29Come on, it's a joke.
15:31What's with the face?
15:33I just...
15:34Jackson called earlier, and he went to Riverton to visit his old art professor, and she offered
15:40him a job.
15:42That's cool.
15:43And he wants me to move there with him.
15:47Oh.
15:49You gonna go?
15:50Well, I want to be with him, so I think I have to.
15:56You're that serious about this guy?
15:58Yeah.
15:59Sure.
16:00Why not?
16:04Are you sure you're not just waiting for closing time?
16:07What does that mean?
16:08You know, 2 a.m., bar's closing, you haven't found the perfect guy, so you settle for something
16:13like that.
16:16Oh, crap.
16:16Look away.
16:17Look away.
16:17Look away.
16:18Wait, that is not what I'm doing.
16:20Is Jackson perfect?
16:21No.
16:21I don't think there is such a thing, and I have a history of sabotaging relationships.
16:26No, I'm doing this.
16:28I'm moving.
16:30Look, congratulations to you.
16:32Huh.
16:37Uh-oh.
16:38Scary guy's coming over.
16:39I have to throw him off the scent.
16:41Do you mind if I grab on your boobs?
16:42I'll block yourself out.
16:44Woo!
17:07Oh my God.
17:09Oh my God.
17:10Oh my God.
17:17Oh!
17:17Oh!
17:20Yeah.
17:33Oh my god! Why didn't you wake me? Bob is going to kill me. But that was fun last night.
17:41Different, but fun. See ya.
17:50Tom, I talked to every kid in his English class, the entire debate team. Porter hasn't contacted any of them.
17:56Well, hurry home. We gotta decide what our next move is. Alright, I love you. Bye.
18:13Creston, why didn't you pick up when I called you?
18:15What? I called you, like, five times.
18:17No, you didn't. Yeah. See, you're not even on my call log.
18:22Hey! Hey!
18:27Hey, dude. Is Mom still there?
18:29Porter, it's Mom! Where are you?
18:31Porter, you know where he is.
18:34I don't. He won't tell me.
18:36But you have been talking to him. What the hell, Preston?
18:38I want my phone back.
18:39Fine. You know what you're going to do with it? You are going to call your brother and tell him
18:43to come home.
18:43He's not coming home. Mr. Schilling threatened to kill him.
18:47What? What? That's why he ran away?
18:51I thought he was afraid of going to jail. Well, I'm sure Lauren Schilling was just trying to scare him.
18:55It worked! Porter's terrified.
18:57Okay, we'll get a... we'll get a restraining order.
19:00I don't think that's going to stop this guy.
19:02I can handle Warren Schilling, but if Porter doesn't show up for court, we're going to lose our restaurant.
19:07A guy threatens to kill your son and that's what you're worried about?
19:11No! I'm not going to let my brother risk his life so you and Dad can sell pizza.
19:18How do you sleep with someone and not remember?
19:20I don't know. I was drunk.
19:23Okay, let's skip to the important part.
19:24Who was it?
19:26Just a friend.
19:29Gabby, do you think I did this subconsciously just to sabotage my relationship with Jackson?
19:34It was Tom Scalva, wasn't it?
19:36Will you stop guessing?
19:37Oh God, why wouldn't I just let myself be happy?
19:40Was it Lou?
19:41My mechanic? Are you crazy?
19:44Come on, you were with a plumber and a house beaner. I mean, let's face it.
19:47You're like your service providers.
19:50Susan, you home?
19:51Bob! Um, um, what are you doing here?
19:55Well, it's about Lee. He told me he took you out last night.
19:59Yes, we had a very nice, uneventful evening. Why?
20:05What did he say?
20:06Because he was pretty drunk, so he was probably making stuff up.
20:12Well, he didn't come home. He claims he spent the night here.
20:17Oh my God.
20:19Oh, hi Gabby. I didn't know you were here.
20:20Never mind her. She was just leaving.
20:23No, I think I should stay to clean this up. It's a huge mess.
20:30Uh, Bob. Uh, Lee did stay here last night.
20:34He slept on the couch in the guest room.
20:37So you have nothing to worry about.
20:39Oh, thank God.
20:40I just had this awful feeling that he spent the night with another man.
20:46Lee wouldn't do that. He loves you.
20:49I know he does.
20:50But when he's got a few drinks in him, he'll bang anything with a pulse and facial hair.
20:54Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
21:03ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:03Ow.
21:06You still haven't heard from him?
21:08For the 17th time, no.
21:12Where is she getting off having all that attitude?
21:14She's young and pretty and we're not.
21:17She's not that pretty.
21:18I can hear every word you're saying.
21:20From all the way over there?
21:22Boy, she is young.
21:24Look, I'm very tired, so I'm going to break the rules.
21:27Dr. Heller went on some sort of trip.
21:29He should have been back a week ago and I don't know where he is.
21:32Why didn't you tell us that in the first place?
21:34Because it's none of your business!
21:40Hello, Dr. Heller's office.
21:41Uh, hey, it's David Dash. Is he in?
21:45Did you hear that? He should have been back by now. Why isn't he back?
21:48I'm sorry, Mr. Dash. Dr. Heller's out of town.
21:51What are you saying? You think Dave had something to do with Heller being late from vacation?
21:54Don't ask me why, but I've got a feeling there's a connection.
21:59Well, can I still get a prescription refilled?
22:01Sure. Dr. Libren's on call. Could you see him tomorrow around, too?
22:06Actually, I've moved.
22:08You know what? I'm done.
22:11Meaning what?
22:13I'm sure we can work it out. What's your new address?
22:17What, you're just going to abandon me?
22:18I went on this wild goose chase as far as I could.
22:21Oh, please don't go, Roberta. I need your help.
22:24Then get somebody else. I'm tapped out.
22:30Roberta, I'll wait!
22:33Wisteria Lane. What a lovely name.
22:41Bree, you sure there isn't anything I can do to help? I'm just standing here with my thumb up my
22:45butt.
22:47Uh, no help needed. Certainly nothing that would require your thumb.
22:51Hey, uh, sorry we're late. We got hung up at the realtors.
22:54Actually, you're right on time. We were just about to eat.
22:56Shall we?
23:01Excuse me, Melina. That's my chair.
23:03I just wanted to sit next to the boys.
23:07Did it occur to you I might want to sit next to the boys?
23:10Did it occur to you that I already called it?
23:14She did. She called it.
23:17Why don't you sit here, Bree?
23:21Guess we just called the burnt lamb chop.
23:24I just wanted to see the look on your faces when you heard my good news.
23:29Really? What is it?
23:30Well, I told Dr. Hardy you're moving to Oakdale.
23:34Thinking about it. They're thinking about moving to Oakdale.
23:37Not after they hear this.
23:39Anyway, he's retiring next month and he thinks you'd be perfect to take over his practice.
23:44Are you serious?
23:46Wow, this could be a good opportunity for us.
23:48Yes, a good opportunity for Andrew to commute five hours to his job.
23:53I don't know, Alex. This is all happening pretty fast.
23:55But it's the only way we're going to be able to afford a house.
23:57And if we're going to have kids...
23:58You're going to have kids?
24:01Oh, this is perfect. I can look after them for you.
24:05Oh, let's toast to seal the deal. Here's to Oakdale.
24:17I bought you the Addams house.
24:19What?
24:20What?
24:21What?
24:22It was going to be a surprise, you know, for your wedding.
24:25Unfortunately, this whole silly Oakdale thing has forced me to show my hand.
24:31Mom, that's too generous.
24:33Yes, that's, uh...
24:34That's way too generous.
24:35You shouldn't do that.
24:37Oh, it's nothing you wouldn't do.
24:41Brie, I don't know what to say except...
24:45Thank you so much.
24:47I really love you for this.
24:48Oh, and I love you too.
24:53Orson, dear, would you pour Melina another glass of wine?
24:56Calling Edie, aren't you?
24:57You know it.
25:01Hi, honey!
25:02You remember Bradley and his wife Maria?
25:04They drop by for dinner.
25:07How fun!
25:08Can I ask you something about the trash cans?
25:12Excuse me?
25:18What is that miserable SOB doing here?
25:20I already took the job to the community center.
25:21I know!
25:22Just listen to what Bradley has to say, and if at the end of the evening you're still not interested,
25:27I support you completely.
25:28Deal?
25:30If it'll get you off my back, deal.
25:36After I got concessions from the union, I laid off a third of the workforce, outsourced another third, and a
25:42year later I sold the company for twice what I paid for it.
25:44Wow, impressive, huh Carlos?
25:47Very. It'll be a great story to tell all the other CEOs in hell.
25:51Carlos be nice.
25:52No, it's fine.
25:54Just taking care of my kids.
25:56Yeah, I've got a picture of them in my purse.
25:58Wanna see how many you can name?
26:01More wine, Maria?
26:04So, Bradley, if Carlos were to come work for you, what would a typical week look like?
26:09Oh, lots of high-end deal-making, international travel.
26:12Oh, yeah. We travel all over the world together.
26:16It is so fun sitting alone in a five-star hotel while your husband is out crushing the third world
26:22under the heel of his jackboot.
26:26You hear that, Carlos? Five-star hotels.
26:29Listen, Bradley, really appreciate the offer, but I told you. I already have a job.
26:35Why can't you do your work with the deaf on the weekends?
26:38First of all, because they're blind.
26:40You tell them.
26:43Honey, Bradley's right. You could take this job and do your charity work in your free time.
26:47No, don't listen to her. You are a good man, and you are going to help people.
26:51And even if you never end up making a penny, you'll be worth more than this soulless bastard.
26:56I work very hard to provide for you and the kids, and I would like a little respect.
27:00Well, you know what I would like? A big divorce.
27:09So, is eye care included in the health plan? Because that's obviously a big issue for Carlos.
27:27Daddy misses you so much. Do you hear us? I'm so sorry.
27:33I'm so sorry. This will be again, okay?
27:35Bye-bye. I miss you too.
27:38Grumps. Very soon, honey. It's just a little, a little bit longer.
27:43Oh, that little girl. You look so beautiful.
27:48I missed you so much. We're working together. We promise you.
27:51It's a little bit. It'll be funny, isn't it?
27:54Bobby, do you know where he's been?
27:58I'm sorry. You scared me.
28:02Who are you talking to?
28:05No one.
28:08I heard you.
28:10Hey, please.
28:14I'm not feeling well.
28:17Who the hell are you talking to?
28:19Leave me alone.
28:33Why did you turn down here?
28:43I thought we were going to the store.
28:49Mom, what is this place?
28:56Before I became a mother, I didn't know it was possible to love another human being so completely.
29:03And with that love comes this need to protect you.
29:08It wasn't a decision I made. It's primal. It's just something in my DNA. Whatever it is.
29:15It makes me not care about myself. And it reminds me that my reason for being on this planet is
29:24to look after you kids.
29:28Why are you telling me this?
29:32Yesterday, you said Warren Schilling will kill Porter if he gets the chance.
29:40I will never let that happen.
29:46Mom, where are we?
29:49You see that bar?
29:51Warren Schilling goes there every night.
29:55Tonight, when he leaves,
29:59I'm going to do what I have to, to make sure my family is safe.
30:06So.
30:14I need you to get out now.
30:16You can't be in the car when this happens.
30:20Are you serious?
30:25You're going to run him over.
30:27Like I said, it's in my DNA.
30:35That could be him.
30:38Get out.
30:42Get out.
30:43Get out.
30:43Okay, stop it. I get it.
30:45I'll call Porter and tell him he doesn't have to worry about Mr. Schilling.
30:49And you will convince him to come back home.
31:01Shut the door.
31:02Shut the door.
31:16So, remember how you said I just had to hear Bradley out?
31:19And then whatever I decided, you'd support me?
31:22Well, you may be surprised, but I am ready to render my decision.
31:28Let me lay it out for you.
31:30Either I do something fulfilling, or I help other people and feel good about myself.
31:35Or I take a job I hate where I make a lot of money, but it eats my life and
31:38crushes my soul.
31:40Hang on. Before you do that, let me lay it out for you.
31:44Either you let your family continue to sacrifice so you can feel good about yourself, or you grow up and
31:53make real money and look after us like we've been looking after you for the past five years.
31:58You know what these jobs are like, Gabby.
32:01I'd never be home. And when I was, I'd be tired or irritated. It will take a toll on all
32:06of us.
32:07It took a toll on us when we couldn't pay the gas bill, Carlos.
32:10It took a toll on us when Juanita was sent home from daycare because the check bounced.
32:13But I handled it. And now it's your turn to handle it.
32:18Gabby, please don't make me do this.
32:39Bradley. Hey, it's Carlos.
32:41Well, I've done some thinking.
32:44And I actually...
32:49I want that job.
32:51If it's still on the table.
32:57Yeah. I was surprised too.
33:02Sounds great.
33:07See you, Mike.
33:15Susan, I just made tea. Come on in.
33:18Lee, um...
33:20There's just no graceful way to ask this, so...
33:23I'm just gonna say it straight out.
33:26When you spent the night,
33:28didn't we get it on?
33:35You gods know. Are you insane?
33:37Oh, so nothing happened between us.
33:40Hello, gay? Listening to opera in a kimono? What more do you need to know?
33:45Oh, thank God.
33:47You know, when I woke up next to you yesterday, I just didn't know what to think.
33:51But why would you think that?
33:52Because you were mad at Bob, and I told you about how I sometimes sabotaged my relationship.
33:58Well, you didn't. Not this time, anyway.
34:01Yay.
34:03Now I can move in with Jackson with a clear conscience. Good. Good.
34:08Wait, so I just... I have to ask. Why exactly are you moving in with Jackson?
34:15Because... he loves me.
34:18Do you love him?
34:21I'm getting there.
34:23Do you think maybe you should wait until you've arrived?
34:28Mike and I will never get back together. I know that now.
34:33And I really need to move on with my life.
34:37You know moving on doesn't have to mean moving in.
34:40Jackson has made it pretty clear that he doesn't do good with long-distance relationships.
34:44I could lose him.
34:45So lose him.
34:46I'm not good alone. I need a man in my life.
34:49But why? We're so useless.
34:52But you are fun to dance with.
35:00I think you should tell Jackson you're not ready.
35:03And if he ends up leaving, then hell, I will dance with you.
35:06At least until someone better comes along. How does that sound?
35:13If this is your attempt at betting me again, Ms. Meyer, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
35:25Come on, man. Mom really wants to talk to you. Just for five seconds.
35:29Do it for me, okay?
35:34Sweetie, where are you?
35:35I don't want to tell you.
35:36Porter, you have got to come home. Everything will be fine. I promise.
35:41How? Either Warren Schilling kills me or I end up in jail.
35:43We can get a restraining order to protect you and Bob thinks there's a good shot at getting the case
35:49dismissed.
35:50You know, I've been reading the fair few papers online. Everybody thinks I did it.
35:53There is not a shred of evidence against you. When people see that, they will be on your side just
35:58like we are, sweetie.
36:00You have to trust me.
36:02I do trust you. It's just I...
36:03Don't fall for it, kiddo. I trusted her once. Then look where it got me.
36:14Good morning.
36:15Is it?
36:17I didn't get a lot of sleep.
36:20Yeah, about last night.
36:23I'm sorry.
36:24Let me stop you right there.
36:26I don't need an apology. I need an explanation.
36:31And...
36:33If you can't give me one, I'm thinking we're finished.
36:38Look, I'm just stressed out.
36:41Stress doesn't make you talk to people who aren't there.
36:45What is going on?
36:48Okay.
36:54Before we met, I was married to someone else.
36:59But she died.
37:02And last night she was...
37:04sort of on my mind.
37:07You were married before.
37:10She's dead, Edie.
37:12When does it matter?
37:13Oh, it matters.
37:22You have until tonight...
37:24to get your things together.
37:26Then I want you out of my house.
37:35Everyone needs a lovely home in suburbia.
37:38Mostly so the neighbors will never suspect what's going on inside.
37:45Behind these freshly painted walls you will find...
37:50Parents racked with guilt.
37:56Wives tired of struggling.
38:01Lovers who have been lied to.
38:09Yes.
38:11Everybody needs a lovely home in suburbia.
38:17If for no other reason than to have a place...
38:22To come home to.
38:25Or, no other reason.
38:27Or, no other reason.
38:32to hide and hide.
38:33To come home to the woods.
38:33The feeling a little bit older...