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00:01It had been a long journey for David Williams, and though it began years ago, he remembered every step of
00:09it.
00:11Walking outside his front door to find a policeman with news of a car crash.
00:19Running into the hospital only to be told his wife and daughter had died.
00:26Being dragged into a psychiatric facility after his mental breakdown.
00:33Strolling into a hotel weeks after being released and bumping into a beautiful blonde.
00:42Marching down the aisle with the woman who, as it turned out, once lived on the same street with the
00:48man who had killed his family.
00:53But his bride was now unhappy, and Dave Williams was worried that his dream of revenge had been destroyed.
01:01Luckily for Dave, fate was about to take some steps of its own.
01:07Hey, Dave! What's going on?
01:11Edie and I had a fight.
01:13It's thinking you're giving her time to calm down.
01:16I think I'm looking for a place to stay while she's looking for a lawyer.
01:19Oh man, I want to say something helpful, but all I got is that sucks.
01:25That it does.
01:27So where are you headed?
01:29Well, it's such a nice night, I thought I'd walk to that motel on the interstate.
01:33Might as well enjoy the stars while my life falls apart.
01:37Well, it's getting late, so...
01:41Hey, why don't you stay with me?
01:46Really?
01:47I, uh...
01:48I wouldn't want to impose.
01:51Dave, you saved my life.
01:53I owe ya.
01:56Well, now that you mention it, I guess you do.
02:02Come on in.
02:03And just like that, Dave's dream of revenge was salvaged.
02:08Lead the way, roomie.
02:11And he started to feel his long journey would soon be over.
02:17At 9.02 the next morning, Edie Williams began calling her friends to let them know something humiliating had happened
02:25to her.
02:27By 9.06, her friends had begun to arrive just so they could hear the juicy details.
02:35So he was married before. You don't kick a man out for that.
02:40No.
02:41But you do for never mentioning it.
02:44And especially when I laid out my entire past.
02:47Emphasis on the word laid.
02:49Exactly. Gabby gets it.
02:51Well, maybe they were only together a short time and she didn't mean anything to him.
02:55I doubt it, since he walks around muttering to her ghost.
02:59You know what would lift your spirits. We should all do a spa weekend.
03:03Yeah. Let's do that.
03:04I appreciate the offer, but I think I'm better off getting lost in my work.
03:10Well, maybe I can help you.
03:12Think you can rent my house out?
03:14What?
03:16Jackson got a teaching job at the college in Riverton and...
03:20I'm going with him.
03:23Wait, you're moving?
03:25I know it's sudden, but I feel really good about this.
03:28And it's only two hours away, so it'll still be like we're practically next door.
03:32I am so happy for you, but we're going to miss you.
03:35Oh, don't worry about us. Jackson is so great.
03:38You are making the right choice.
03:41Absolutely.
03:42Come here, you!
03:44I'm so happy for you.
03:47I'm so happy for you.
03:48I can't think I'm leaving.
03:55Hey!
03:56What are you down here? You want to come do my life?
03:58Well, I figured since Mike's letting me crash here, it's the least I could do.
04:02Oh, that's very nice. And brave.
04:05Mike takes a lot of pride in his yard.
04:07Yeah.
04:07This is roses. Every time I walk by here, I just want to steal one.
04:11Yeah, let me cut you one.
04:12Oh, no. Mm-mm. Couldn't. You wouldn't like that.
04:15Hey, you.
04:17What's up?
04:18Not much.
04:20Got a call from Dylan.
04:21Her husband's traveling more for his business and doesn't have anybody to help her with the baby.
04:25He's trying to push me to move out to Baltimore.
04:29So, uh, what'd you say?
04:31Oh, just that I think about it.
04:34What do you think I should do?
04:36Well, if she really needs your help, I guess you should help her.
04:39Well, I don't know that she needs it, honestly.
04:42I think she's just lonely.
04:47Of course, it would be nice to be closer.
04:50But is that a good enough reason to uproot my whole life here?
04:56What do you think?
04:59I'm not sure. It's up to you.
05:02I know. I just thought you might have an opinion.
05:06I know. I just thought you might have an opinion.
05:31Of course, this new landscaping will require an updated irrigation system, which I'm happy to take care of.
05:36Brie, you bought us a house. We can't let you do all this, too.
05:39Nonsense. It's a small price to pay to make your home more beautiful. I insist.
05:42Yes! It's gonna be here tomorrow.
05:45Woo-hoo!
05:46Larson, take it easy.
05:48Impossible. Soon, I, the grill master, will christen a brand new barbecue.
05:52You seem pretty excited about a grill.
05:54Oh, it's so much more than that, young man. This is the very fire turbo.
05:59It's 122,000 BTUs of char broiling power. Look out, cattle!
06:04You think you're excited? Just imagine the salesman who overcharged you.
06:08Well, Brie, I got a very good deal.
06:09He only thinks he got a good deal because the salesman threw in one of those kiss-the-cook hats.
06:15And a temperature-sensing barbecue fork. Well, that sounds good.
06:19Don't encourage him.
06:22Orson is a horrible negotiator. He's never met a sticker price he didn't like.
06:25No, Brie, that...
06:26It's true. There's a reason the local car dealers send you a fruit basket every Christmas now. Hush.
06:35Brie, could you please not do that?
06:37Do what?
06:38It's just, when you talk to your husband that way, it really pushes a button for me.
06:44My mom used to do that, and it drove my dad away.
06:49I think he was tired of being emasculated.
06:56Did I mention it has a rear-mounted rotisserie rack?
06:58What exactly are you saying, Alex?
07:00I'm saying, if you're gonna be rude to your husband, could you just not do it in front of me?
07:10So, rotisserie, huh?
07:12Yeah, good for chicken, rolled roasts, legs of lamb. This thing is so advanced, I could probably use it to
07:19make soup.
07:22I'm sorry. Daddy has to work.
07:25Girls, what is going on? You're gonna miss your plane.
07:27They're upset. They're not used to me being away.
07:30Oh, for God's sakes, girls. It's not like he's going off to war. He's gonna be back tomorrow.
07:34Why can't Daddy work here?
07:36Because Daddy has a new job that's gonna make us lots of money.
07:40You don't need lots of money.
07:41Hey, what did I say about that kind of language?
07:47Look, girls. Daddy's gonna be home tomorrow in time for dinner. You can call me whenever you want. Okay?
07:54And the best part is you get to spend a whole day with just Mommy.
08:07Oh, hello, Mr. Fishman.
08:09I'm coming in. Watch the wheels. Boy, you just had to put a rug here, huh?
08:15Uh, is everything okay?
08:17It's about your damn son.
08:19Porter?
08:20How the hell do I know? He's got red hair and he's got a face you just want to slap.
08:25And he's driving my sister crazy.
08:27What are you talking about?
08:29The retirement home. Your kid has been staying in your mom's room.
08:33What?
08:34Muriel thought he was just visiting, but he's been there for a week.
08:37Oh!
08:41Now the rules clearly state no visiting after dark.
08:45Tom, I know where Porter is. He's hiding at my mother's.
08:49Oh, hiding my ass. He's not hiding. He's living there. He even stole my sister's orange juice.
08:54I'll take care of it. Thank you.
08:55Call Bob. Tell him we can make the hearing tomorrow.
08:58Nobody can sleep there because he's got that TV blaring all night long.
09:01Look, Tom, I can't talk now. Just call Bob. I'm going over there now. Okay, bye.
09:06Parker, I'm gonna be back in an hour. Mr. Fishman, thank you so much.
09:15Well, don't just stand there. Make me a sandwich.
09:26One more thing. Could you see about having the basement cleared out?
09:28The last time we went down there was filled with mildewed boxes.
09:31Oh, I'll take care of that. There's nothing worse than having old junk around.
09:35Edie!
09:37Case in point.
09:45Edie!
09:48Edie!
09:48Did you not hear me?
09:49Yeah, I heard you.
09:51Why do you think I kept walking?
09:54Looks like the mailman switched our mail again.
09:56Do you have mine?
09:57Yep, it's in my garbage. Come by and grab it at your convenience.
10:01What is wrong with you?
10:07I asked everyone over this morning because I had this huge thing to share about kicking my husband out.
10:12And you pranced in with your, me and Jackson are moving to a fairy castle.
10:17I'm sorry. I thought we gave your latest breakup the three seconds of shock it deserved.
10:22Get the hell out of here.
10:24Gladly.
10:28What have you done?
10:29Nothing. It's locked.
10:32Do you have a key?
10:33In my purse?
10:37Which I left in the kitchen.
10:39Does anyone know you're here?
10:41No.
10:42Oh!
10:42Hey!
10:43Help!
10:44Somebody help me!
10:46I can't!
10:50Juanita, it's time for your bath.
10:52I'm watching my movie.
10:54You've seen it a hundred times. She loses her shoe, the prince finds it. End of story. Let's go.
10:58I'll go when I'm ready.
11:03I'll go when I'm ready.
11:04Hey! It's not finished!
11:05It is for you! Now move!
11:09Juanita Solis, I am not kidding.
11:13Okay, it does it.
11:17Juanita...
11:20If you think I'm not going to drag you to the bathroom, you are sadly mistaken.
11:24You're never going to make it.
11:25Oh, yes I will.
11:26My rage is fueling me in ways you can't imagine.
11:31What's wrong?
11:34My rage just needs to catch his breath.
11:44Okay.
11:46Okay.
11:47I am willing to forget this entire incident.
11:49If you just go jump in that bathtub right now, what do you say?
11:57I'm going to scrub that smug look right off your face.
12:04Oh, my back!
12:24Where is he?
12:28I'm sorry, have we met?
12:34Wait.
12:36You're the girl who stuck me here three years ago.
12:39You come by every Christmas and look at your watch while I unwrap the socks you bought me on the
12:45drive-over.
12:46Do you know what's going on with Porter? The fire? The arrest?
12:50Yes. I read the newspapers.
12:53Everybody's crying for that poor kid's blood.
12:55No, no. We have this great lawyer. He thinks he can get the case thrown out.
12:59Oh, really? I didn't realize that.
13:02Uh, Porter! Come out from under the bed.
13:05Mommy is here to take care of you, just like she took care of me.
13:11Okay. I know you're mad. I know we have a lot to hash out between us, but don't take your
13:16hate for me out on your grandson.
13:17Now, where is he?
13:20He's safe.
13:22I heard Muriel Fishman rat me out to her brother, so I made sure that Porter cleared up.
13:30Mom, this is wrong. Please.
13:34Sucks to feel powerless, doesn't it, Lynette?
13:41Please help!
13:44Oh!
13:46Please!
13:51Wow. I'm...
13:55I face it, Meyer, we're stuck.
13:58We gotta get out.
14:00I'm supposed to be meeting the moving company.
14:05What?
14:06Keep talking about how you're going to move away and be with Jackson.
14:11I hear stupidity makes time go faster.
14:14So now me wanting to be with the man I love is stupid.
14:17And needy, and pathetic, and kinda hilarious.
14:21But there's one thing it's not, Meyer.
14:23That's unexpected.
14:26What are you getting at?
14:27Have you ever in your life been without a man?
14:31Of course I have.
14:32When?
14:33I don't know. I'm not sure.
14:39What are you doing?
14:41Making a calendar.
14:43Edie.
14:44Oh, come on. We've got nothing but time.
14:46And I assume you don't want to make out, so...
14:49First boyfriend?
14:58Todd Schaefer. I was 14.
15:03And why did you and Hot Toddy break up?
15:06He dumped me during math class.
15:09And how long did it take you to start dating somebody else?
15:12This is a stupid exercise. I refused to...
15:15When was it?
15:16Lunch. It was lunch.
15:23You know, I'm feeling a bit randy tonight. What do you say we make a little love?
15:27Well, we've got 15 minutes till the news is on. Why not?
15:34I still can't get over the way Alex behaved this morning.
15:39Emasculating. I've never heard such nonsense.
15:44Don't you think so?
15:45Well, I thought the manner in which Alex made his point was inappropriate.
15:49But?
15:50I wouldn't say it was nonsense.
15:53You can be a little tough sometimes.
15:56Tough?
15:57It's not a word I would use to describe myself.
16:00Nobody blames you, Bree.
16:02You run a business. You have to be formidable.
16:04Sometimes, if that frame of mind carries over into your personal life, it's only to be expected.
16:08I don't think I'd do that.
16:10I know you don't.
16:13It's not worth getting upset about.
16:15Andrew and I are used to it, and I'm sure in time Alex will get used to it, too.
16:20Now, on to more pleasant things.
16:22Even though it's my turn, I don't mind if you're on top.
16:34I think we forgot one.
16:36Ah!
16:37Didn't you date somebody after you stole Carl away from me?
16:41Ron, Dr. Ron.
16:43Are we done?
16:45Yep. Here it is.
16:46The history of your love life.
16:48Proof that you can't be happy without a man.
16:50This is not proof of anything.
16:51Seven boyfriends through high school and college.
16:55Only 41 days single.
16:58What does that tell you?
17:00My grades sucked.
17:02It's a cry for help, Meyer.
17:04And it doesn't get much better into the many decades of your adulthood.
17:09Hey, I was single for several months after Carl and after Mike.
17:15But that wasn't of your choosing.
17:17They dumped you.
17:21I know.
17:22It's hard to look in the mirror.
17:24Have you ever looked in your mirror, Edie?
17:26You're famous for the number of men you've conquered.
17:30It's not a compliment, you tramp.
17:32Okay, I am not going to take relationship tips from a woman who has hooked up with, what is it?
17:38Over a thousand men?
17:39Okay, that's true, I enjoyed the eighties.
17:41But the difference is, I go after men because I want them.
17:45You go after them because you need them.
17:47That is not much of a distinction.
17:48Yes, it is.
17:49You have holes in your heart that can only be filled by a pair of trousers.
17:55Face it, Meyer.
17:56You're weak.
18:04The reporter wasn't there.
18:06And she won't tell me where he is.
18:08Did you tell her that he could end up in jail?
18:11Of course I did.
18:12Lynette, you're really upset. Just hang up and come home.
18:15She's so angry at me.
18:17She's never going to tell us where he is.
18:22Lynette?
18:24Lynette!
18:30We need to find Lynette Scavo.
18:33Let me check.
18:34This is all my fault.
18:35She was so worked up when she left my room.
18:38I'm not finding a Lynette Scavo.
18:40Oh my God, does that mean she's dead?
18:42No. No.
18:45It means she outsmarted her mom.
18:48My God, Porter, we missed you so much.
18:52I don't understand. I thought you were in an accident.
18:54No, sweetie. I was driving home last night, talking with your dad on the phone, and two cars in front
18:59of me had an accident.
19:00And I thought, damn, that could be me.
19:02And then I thought, that could be me.
19:06You scared the hell out of me.
19:07Cory, you're sorry, but we had to get you back. You've got to be in court by five.
19:10No, I don't want to go to jail.
19:12Porter, listen to me. Bob talked to the judge. He thinks he can get them to drop the charges.
19:16I don't know if I should believe you.
19:19You're going to have to.
19:27Okay, great. Come on, let's go.
19:30That was a rotten thing you did, Lynette.
19:36I thought you were dead.
19:39Yeah, well, what can I tell you? I learned from the best.
19:50Celia! Juanita! I am not going to ask you again to pick up these clothes.
19:54You've got to the count of three.
19:57One, two, three!
20:03You can hear me, right?
20:05Yeah!
20:07All right, that's it. I'm calling your father!
20:09Whoo! You are going to get it now.
20:13He is going to tear into you. It is going to be a bloodbath.
20:20Hey, babe, what's up?
20:21It's your children. They run amok.
20:24What?
20:24Now that you've gone back to work, they won't listen to me.
20:27They know you're not in the next room, ready to drop the hammer. Help me!
20:30How? I'm in a meeting.
20:33Okay, I'm going to put you on speaker and I want you to rip them a new one.
20:36I'm with clients. I don't have time for this.
20:38Wait! I gotta go!
20:41Carlos!
20:43Carlos!
20:44I think he hung up, Mommy. Can you bring us a lemonade?
20:51Hi, Mike.
20:52Hey, sorry I'm late.
20:53Where's Catherine?
20:54I have a headache. She sends her regrets.
20:58Do you mind if I grab a beer?
20:59Yeah, in the test kitchen.
21:01Beer sounds good. I think I'll grab one too. Excuse me.
21:09So, Catherine not feeling well, huh?
21:11Yeah.
21:13I think she also might be a little miffed with me.
21:18This about Baltimore?
21:21It's not that I want her to go, because I don't.
21:25Why don't you tell her?
21:28I don't want to be the guy that comes between her and her daughter.
21:30Not to mention a grandchild.
21:33Oh.
21:35I thought this was because...
21:37I don't know.
21:39Maybe you were still hung up on your ex-wife.
21:42Susan?
21:43No.
21:44No, that's sober.
21:46You sure?
21:50And most guys I talk to, they say they only really fall in love once.
21:54And even if it doesn't work,
21:56they spend the rest of their lives thinking about the one that they lost.
22:01I always wonder if that's how you felt about Susan.
22:03Why would you wonder about something like that?
22:05Oh, I don't know.
22:07You're my friend.
22:09I care about you.
22:11Well, no.
22:13In fact, I think I might be falling in love with Catherine.
22:20Did you just use the L word?
22:22Oh.
22:23Wow.
22:24See, I didn't realize it was that serious.
22:26You know, to be honest, it didn't really hit me until she said she might leave.
22:40Where are our guests?
22:41Food's gonna get cold.
22:44I'll go find them.
22:45And bring some steak sauce.
22:46Oh, you're not gonna need any sauce with these babies.
22:49They are seasoned to perfection.
22:52Bring it.
22:53Well, there's no sense in waiting.
22:55Dig in.
23:00Oh, dear.
23:02Are they overcooked?
23:03No, they're well done.
23:05That's why I like them.
23:07Marie, what do you think?
23:08Oh, I really couldn't say.
23:10You couldn't say if your meat is overcooked?
23:12No.
23:13I wouldn't want to upset anyone.
23:18Don't worry, you won't upset me.
23:22I don't think she was referring to you.
23:27Well, it's just that grilling is such a manly pastime.
23:30If I suggested that Orson somehow failed to produce the perfect steak,
23:33you might see it as another example of emasculation.
23:36I see. You're not gonna let that go, are you?
23:39Well, for all I know, telling Orson his steak tastes like charcoal might be deballing him.
23:44You know, Bree, you can make your point and still be nice.
23:47You know what else would be nice, Alex?
23:50Showing gratitude when people have been generous with you.
23:53Don't listen to her, Alex.
23:54She's not mad at you.
23:55She's mad at me.
23:57And the meat.
24:00Gratitude? What do you mean by that?
24:02I mean I bought you a house.
24:04You'd think you'd show me a little respect.
24:06Seriously? You're bringing up the house?
24:08Well, why not? It was a fairly grand gesture on my part.
24:11Yes, and one that apparently comes with strings.
24:14If by strings you mean I won't let you be rude to me in my own house, then yes.
24:19You know what?
24:21I think I'm going to have to decline your grand gesture.
24:24Keep the house.
24:32What's wrong?
24:35Orson burnt the steaks.
24:44Susan?
24:45How can you tell if pickles have botulism?
24:48Ah, what the hell? I shoot this stuff into my forehead.
24:51Oh!
24:53Forget it.
24:54I'd rather starve for a day or two.
24:57By then, you'll be dead.
24:58And I can use your remains as a source of protein.
25:03Oh, come on. That was funny.
25:07You know, maybe I do feel incomplete without a man.
25:12But I wouldn't trade places with you for anything.
25:16You want to know why?
25:16No, but I'm trapped, so knock yourself out.
25:20It's the way you are with men.
25:22They're like tissues.
25:24You use one and toss it away and then you're on to the next one.
25:27At least I'm looking for something real.
25:31Hm.
25:31So you think this happy ending crap that you believe in is real?
25:36Well, please.
25:37I know what men are really like.
25:40Really?
25:42Well, when I was 16, my dad had an affair with this woman who had a 10-year-old daughter.
25:47And one day, he told my mom and me that he was leaving us for them.
25:52Oh, my God.
25:53No talking.
25:55A week later, he comes to the house to get his stuff.
25:59And my mom didn't want to see him, so we went to the movies.
26:02Now, I had this, uh, horse figurine collection.
26:07Plastic, glass, ceramics, hundreds of them.
26:11Anyway, we come back from the movies and my dad had taken all his stuff.
26:16So, I go into my bedroom.
26:19And something seems different.
26:21And then I realize all of my horses were gone.
26:29My mom called my dad and screamed.
26:31And all he said was I was too old for them and that his girlfriend's daughter would appreciate them more.
26:45Can you believe that? What a fungus.
26:50Oh, God. Are you crying?
26:53It's just...
26:55Now I get it.
26:58Get what?
26:59All these years, I have judged you and...
27:03It is not your fault.
27:05Come here.
27:07You are the way you are because of your father.
27:12Ow!
27:13Edie, what the hell?
27:15Don't psychoanalyze me, you simp.
27:18I was just trying to tell you how selfish men are.
27:20And I was just trying to be nice and give you a free pass for being such a big slut.
27:26Ow!
27:27No!
27:28Ow!
27:30Edie!
27:33Okay girls, pick up your toys and put them in the basket before dinner.
27:37Dinner is not for two hours.
27:43Hey!
27:44I've had enough of your crap. Now pick up these toys.
27:46No!
27:48Okay Juanita, what is going on here? Why are you being so difficult?
27:51When daddy asks you to do something, you just do it.
27:54That's because I love daddy more.
28:02Wait.
28:19Everything okay, Miss Solis?
28:21Yeah. Just my kids.
28:23They really know how to push my buttons.
28:26Oh yeah, I got a couple monsters at home too.
28:30The key is, you gotta be the bigger monster.
28:33Well, unfortunately, they're not afraid of me.
28:36Oh, that's bad.
28:38Fear is the foundation of all good parenting.
28:41You gotta practice your big boys.
28:43Finish that broccoli, now!
28:45See how that works?
28:46Yeah, it's very effective.
28:49Wow.
28:51Hey!
28:52You got an extra 15 minutes?
28:55Do it!
28:56Faster!
28:56Faster!
28:57Faster!
28:58I wanna see this place sparkle!
29:01Mommy?
29:03It's out of my hands, girls.
29:04Word got out that you were disobeying and they sent Reggie over.
29:07Who sent Reggie over?
29:09Well, I know how much you love him, but it was your daddy.
29:15Enough, Chatter! Keep moving!
29:22When that done, you want me to make them back in?
29:24If you wouldn't mind.
29:29Guess.
29:30Oh, come on, Edie, I said I was sorry.
29:33Guess.
29:34July?
29:36Wrong.
29:37March!
29:38Man, you're bad at this.
29:42Guess.
29:44Hey, Mrs. Williams, I didn't know you were down here.
29:46Oh, thank God we've been locked in here all night.
29:50Really?
29:51Good thing I came out and checked the rat traps in.
29:53Oh, I'm glad I forgot about those until now.
29:57Uh, Meyer.
29:58I, uh, would appreciate it if you wouldn't talk about what we talked about.
30:05I wasn't planning to.
30:07Good, because I'll deny it if you do.
30:10I won't.
30:11And I'll kill you.
30:13Goodbye, Edie.
30:16Oh, I'll bring your mail over when I get home.
30:19Thanks.
30:25Hey, Mom.
30:29I just came by to tell you that the judge threw out Porter's case for lack of evidence.
30:33Isn't that great?
30:36Mom.
30:38I did not put you in here to punish you.
30:41I didn't have a choice.
30:45You had a choice.
30:46You had a choice.
30:46No, I didn't.
30:47From the moment Glenn died, you were out of control.
30:50It's true you lost all that money in Vegas.
30:53You started drinking again.
30:55And how many times did I go to your condo only to find you asleep on the sofa with a
30:58cigarette in your mouth?
31:00No.
31:00I won't apologize for bringing you here.
31:03I did it because I love you.
31:05Then why don't you come visit me?
31:07It's not a very pleasant experience.
31:10So I yell a little.
31:11So I toss a few curse words your way.
31:14Big deal.
31:15Last time I came, you threw pudding at me.
31:17I'm an angry old woman, Lynette.
31:19What do you expect?
31:20Here's a thought.
31:21Stop being angry.
31:22How?
31:23I can't make a friend in this place without having a little drop dead of a stroke five minutes later.
31:29I feel like hell.
31:30Every time I look in the mirror, I want to scream.
31:33My anger is all I've got left, baby.
31:38If I let go of that, it's over.
31:40I know it.
31:41The bogey will be over.
31:44The ball game is going to end whether you like it or not.
31:50I would like to be here with you for whatever time you have left.
31:56But for that to happen, things have to change.
32:05Would you come visit me more often?
32:08At least twice a week.
32:09And sometimes I'd bring the kids.
32:17I'd like that.
32:19You know, they turned out really good.
32:25How'd you learn how to be such a good mom?
32:29I have no idea.
32:36Well, now that you're here, why don't you stay and we can talk a while.
32:39Get my flask out of the drawer.
32:43Hey, I can't be nice, forgiving and sober all at the same time.
32:52Hey.
32:54Daddy!
32:57Missed you guys.
32:59Wow, you're really helping mommy, huh? That's great.
33:02The scary man told us we had to.
33:08We don't even know the guy.
33:09He left a flyer in our mailbox. You let him do your parenting?
33:11Hey, you're the one who told me to get creative.
33:14This wasn't what I meant.
33:16Easy for you to say.
33:18They told me they love you more than me.
33:21And when I was running things, they said they loved you more.
33:25Really?
33:28Oh.
33:28So don't get your feelings hurt and stop asking strangers to discipline our kids.
33:32I wouldn't have to if you would do it.
33:37So you want me to go to work all day, go out on business trips,
33:41and what little time I have here with the girls, you want me to spend screaming at them?
33:44Just for the first 15 minutes after you walk in the door.
33:47Then it's Carlos' time.
33:48Forget it. This was the arrangement you wanted. You made me take this job.
33:52I just wanted us to have a normal life.
33:54Well, guess what, sweetie?
33:55Dad's unhappy at work. Mom's home with the screaming kids.
33:59You got one.
34:07Oh, good. You're back.
34:10Can we talk?
34:12If it's about work, yes.
34:14If it's about what happened at the barbecue, no.
34:17Fine, then. As my employee, I authorize a five-minute break
34:20so we can talk about my son's boyfriend and his absurd overreaction this afternoon.
34:25That's it. I'm out of here.
34:26Andrew, please. You were there. Alex started the whole thing.
34:29You need to tell him to stop criticizing me.
34:32I'm not getting in the middle of this.
34:33If you have a problem with Alex, you tell him.
34:36I tried. He won't listen to me.
34:38Don't you mean obey?
34:41He's not your son.
34:42He's not your husband. He's not your employee.
34:45Not everyone has to listen to you.
34:49I'll do this tomorrow.
35:11I got the flowers.
35:19They were from you, right?
35:21Oh, yeah.
35:40I just have a minute, and I don't want to get into a whole thing with you.
35:43This won't take long.
35:45I don't want to fight anymore. Please, just take the house.
35:52I don't know how else to say this.
35:55What happened yesterday is going to happen again.
35:57It's not going to be the last time we fight, because that's who we are.
36:03Let's not make it worse by living on top of each other.
36:10Alex, I'm going to tell you something I haven't told anybody.
36:14Not Orson, not Andrew.
36:16Just you.
36:23I know that I've changed since my business took off, but I didn't want to admit it.
36:29I've watched myself become selfish, impatient, rude.
36:34I was never the type to suffer fools gladly, but now I seem to find fools everywhere.
36:40And I don't want to be that way.
36:44I need someone who isn't afraid to speak out.
36:47To call me out when I cross those lines.
36:51And I would love it if you would be that person.
36:57Did my mother-in-law just give me permission to criticize her?
37:01Yes, I did.
37:06I'm a lucky guy.
37:15Edie.
37:18Listen, um...
37:19I'm not happy about you lying to me.
37:23But I think what we have is real and...
37:26I'm not ready to throw it away.
37:30Really?
37:33Don't tell anyone.
37:35But...
37:36I'm at the point in my life where I could...
37:38use a happy ending.
37:42I'll get my stuff.
37:57Hello?
37:58Jackson, hi.
37:59Do you have a sec?
38:00Sure.
38:01Something's wrong?
38:02No, nothing's wrong.
38:04Just...
38:05We need to talk about this move.
38:10At 5.15 that afternoon,
38:13Edie Williams began calling her friends to inform them
38:16that her husband had come home.
38:19Sadly, she never got through to any of them.
38:24Gabrielle never picked up.
38:26She was too busy watching her children being told they had to obey their mother.
38:31And trying not to smile.
38:35Lynette wasn't home when Edie called.
38:38She was with her mother, laughing and sharing stories about the old days.
38:44And enjoying every minute of it.
38:49Brie was outside, showing her future son-in-law color samples for the home she had bought him.
38:55And smiling politely when they disagreed.
39:00And Susan?
39:02Well, she didn't answer because she was sitting in her favorite chair with a cup of tea,
39:08learning to enjoy for the first time in her life
39:12what it was like to be alone.
39:15I was walking in her guest in my room.
39:16Flicka
39:16Brie
39:16Brie
39:16Brie
39:16Brie
39:17Brie
39:17Blast