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00:07Gabrielle Solis hated going to funerals for all sorts of reasons.
00:14Black was not her color.
00:18Crying depressed her.
00:22And lilies made her sneeze.
00:27Also, Gabrielle despised any event where she was not the center of attention.
00:35Luckily, at this funeral, that would not be a problem.
00:40Gabby, I was hoping you'd be here.
00:42Everyone is saying that you and Carlos were there.
00:44You know, when are you killed Bradley?
00:49You know, Jodi, I really don't think this is the time or place to discuss gory details.
00:53You're absolutely right.
00:56Sit next to me at the wake.
01:03You wanna go home?
01:05Yeah, we just got here.
01:07Funeral hasn't even started.
01:08Yeah, well, I have a feeling most of these vultures didn't come to pay their respects to Brad.
01:11They're just here to pump us for dirt about his murder.
01:14Even so, I can't be seen walking out of here early.
01:17These people are my co-workers.
01:18Were your co-workers.
01:19Bradley fired you, remember?
01:20Yeah, and Maria killed him eight hours later.
01:22He might not have told anyone, so pipe down.
01:24We don't need people thinking that we put the knife in Maria's hands.
01:28Carlos.
01:28Oh, hi.
01:30Gabby, this is Owen Johnson, our CEO.
01:32Oh, hi.
01:33How do you do?
01:35I know it's an awkward time, but I must catch a plane right after the service and I need to
01:39talk to you.
01:41About what?
01:42Bradley called me before he died.
01:43He wanted to discuss your job performance.
01:47Well, what did he say?
01:49Well, sadly, by the time I returned the call, he was dead.
01:54Really?
01:56But I think I know what he wanted to tell me.
01:59Who?
02:00Based upon the big bonus he fought for Carlos to have, it's fairly obvious he was going to recommend a
02:05promotion.
02:08That was my guess, too.
02:10Terrible irony is he didn't realize the job he was recommending turned out to be his own.
02:16Wait.
02:17So you're offering me Bradley's job as president of the company?
02:21I can't think of anyone better suited.
02:24Now, of course, it would be the same compensation package.
02:28Please, tell me you'll accept?
02:30He sure will.
02:33The man has a plane to catch.
02:35I'd be honored to step in for Bradley.
02:38Good.
02:39I'm glad we've got that handled.
02:40Now we can focus on the sorrow of this tragic day.
02:45The same compensation package! We're rich!
02:50We are at a funeral. Please, be quiet.
02:56Yes, Gabrielle Solis hated going to funerals.
02:59For God's sake, stop smiling.
03:03Mostly because she couldn't pretend to be sad when she wasn't.
03:09You can find them on any sidewalk in any city.
03:13People with agendas.
03:16The woman who calls up an old friend because she wants to borrow some cash.
03:22The man who takes his boss to lunch because he wants the corner office.
03:28The girl who looks after her uncle because she wants to be in the will.
03:33Yes, you can find these people almost anywhere.
03:38Doing what they can to keep their agendas hidden.
03:44Hello.
03:45Hello.
03:46I need to look someone up in your archives.
03:48It's a client, and he's a bit of a smooth talker.
03:52Just want to make sure that he's not giving me the runaround.
03:54Sure.
03:55What's his name?
03:57David.
03:58Dash.
04:00All I've got here are the obituaries.
04:03Anything else, take me a couple of days.
04:05Fine.
04:06Let's start with the obits.
04:09No David.
04:11That's probably because he's not dead.
04:13Try Lila.
04:16Lila Dash.
04:17Killed three years ago.
04:19Car crash.
04:21That was his wife.
04:22Give me that one.
04:23Okay.
04:24You want Paige Dash too?
04:27Paige?
04:28Yeah, their daughter.
04:31Paige Dash, three years old.
04:33Daughter of Lila and David.
04:35Says here, she died in the same crash.
04:55Who are we dishing?
04:56I do hope it's not me.
04:57No, we've already covered you.
04:59We've moved on to my daughter, the thief.
05:01Oh dear, what happened?
05:02I'm missing my small candy dish.
05:04I had it last night when you guys were over for dinner
05:06because I remember Orson admiring it.
05:09Yes, I remember that.
05:12Anyway, Juanita went over before breakfast
05:14to invite MJ to her birthday party, and...
05:16Well, candy plus Juanita.
05:18You don't have to be sure luck with that.
05:20Well, we don't know that for sure.
05:22I could have misplaced it.
05:23I'm sure it'll turn up somewhere.
05:27Well, I'm off.
05:33Andrew.
05:34Cancel my lunch.
05:36No, everything's fine.
05:37Your stepfather's just misplaced a few things,
05:39and I need to find them.
05:44Hey, Tom.
05:45No, still waiting.
05:46Big surprise, they're running behind at an ad agency.
05:49Uh-uh.
05:50So did any of those other places call back?
05:54Seriously?
05:56Six interviews and nothing.
05:59Well, I should probably try and keep my game face on here.
06:02I'll call you later.
06:03I love you.
06:04Bye.
06:07Mariana!
06:08I had a feeling that you'd be interviewing for this.
06:11Hey, Nikki.
06:13So I guess Anna should be showing up any minute, too.
06:15No.
06:16You didn't hear?
06:16She's pregnant.
06:17Oh, my God.
06:18A kid and she just turned 30?
06:19Bye-bye career.
06:20Oh, don't start.
06:21I'm going to be 30 in two years.
06:23I feel so old.
06:25Do you want to know what's even sadder?
06:27I just heard that Veronica's looking for work.
06:29And she's 39.
06:31In this business?
06:32After 35, they take you out back and they shoot you in the face.
06:34Oh, my God.
06:38Oh, my God.
06:40Oh, my God.
06:40We're ready for you.
06:41Oh, my God.
06:45Do me a favor.
06:46If you hear a gunshot, tell my four kids I love them.
06:56Now, as you listen to the music, see what pops into your head.
07:01What shapes does it make you see?
07:04What colors are you thinking of?
07:06Why are the children drawing with crayons?
07:09They're supposed to be making clay vases.
07:10Well, I wanted to do something more free.
07:13It's an imagination-building exercise.
07:15Looks like a lot of scribbling to me.
07:19Susan, these parents pay $22,000 a year to send their kids here.
07:23As art teachers, it's our job to give them something adorable
07:26to put on their desks to smile at while they write those tuition checks.
07:32No one's going to find this meaningless chicken scratch adorable.
07:38Not yours, Mia. Yours shows real promise.
07:42Jessie, you said that I could plan the lesson today,
07:46and I think this is valuable.
07:48I'm just trying to be creative.
07:51Fine.
07:52But you know where I stand.
07:56What's an evaluation, Miss Susan?
07:59An evaluation?
08:01Well, that is when someone judges your work and gives you a grade on it.
08:07But don't worry.
08:08I'm not doing that today.
08:10No, they're doing it to you.
08:12Who?
08:14Miss Jessie and Principal Hobson.
08:15I heard them talking.
08:17Oh, right.
08:18That's not until later this year.
08:19No, it's this week.
08:21I hope you don't get fired.
08:22The lady with the purple sweater argued with Miss Jessie like you did,
08:25and she's gone.
08:28The lady with the purple sweater?
08:31I never learned her name.
08:32She wasn't here that long.
08:34She was creative, too.
08:38All right, everyone.
08:39Grab some clay.
08:40We're making vases.
08:43Darling!
08:44I'm home.
08:46Oh, and I'm famished.
08:48What are we having for dinner?
08:55How about a confession?
08:59Sit down.
09:07Start talking.
09:10What do you want me to say?
09:11I want you to explain to me why this insanity is still going on.
09:15When you stole that tape recorder, you said it was a one-time thing.
09:18An impulsive act of revenge.
09:21It was.
09:21At first.
09:24But then...
09:26I know it sounds odd, but...
09:30It started giving me a thrill.
09:33A thrill?
09:35Stealing a ceramic duck gives you a thrill?
09:40It's hard to explain.
09:42Well, maybe you'd feel more comfortable talking to a professional.
09:45A psychiatrist?
09:47Good heavens, Bree.
09:49I'm not crazy.
09:54Look, I'll stop.
09:56I'll tell everyone I'm sorry.
09:58And return everything.
09:59You will do no such thing.
10:01From this moment on, you are forbidden from entering any of our friends' homes.
10:05How are we going to get these things back?
10:07I'll take care of it.
10:25I'm so glad you could make it.
10:27I know I sprung this on you at the last minute.
10:29Oh!
10:29Actually, I was just going to watch a DVD and order some takeout.
10:32So I'm looking forward to a home-cooked meal.
10:34Oh, well, keep looking.
10:36Because I don't cook, and Shanghai Panda delivers.
10:39Well, that'll be fine.
10:41You know, Susan, I was a little surprised to get your invitation.
10:45Oh, well, you know, I just think that school is such a formal environment,
10:48and I thought it would be nice if we could let loose and drink a little wine and get to
10:54know each other.
10:56Oh, my gosh.
10:58What?
10:59Look at you.
10:59You're like that school mom in the movies who lets down her hair and va-va-va-voom.
11:07I've never gotten a va-va-va-voom before.
11:10Thanks.
11:11You look nice, too.
11:12Oh, please.
11:13I didn't even get a chance to change.
11:16My ex was late picking up MJ, which is insane because he lives right across the street.
11:20Your ex lives across the street?
11:22He decided to shack up with my best friend, and people wonder why I'm through with men.
11:29So, what are we toasting to?
11:31Getting to know each other better.
11:33Oh, napkins.
11:37I'll drink to that.
11:43Oh, hey, Mike. Come on in.
11:44I went a little crazy at the camping supply store.
11:47Hey, check this out.
11:48I got Catherine her own lantern.
11:49I know she was a little worried about finding the latrine in the middle of the night.
11:53Actually, that's why I came by.
11:55Catherine sort of bailed.
11:58Bailed?
11:59You mean she's not going camping with us?
12:01She's really sorry, but she's got to get her taxes done.
12:05So, Catherine is blowing us off for taxes.
12:08Also, I think she's worried she'd just be a third wheel.
12:12What?
12:13Oh, come on.
12:14I mean, this trip is as much about her as it is about us.
12:16Tell her she's got to come.
12:18First of all, I don't tell Catherine to do anything.
12:20And it'll be better with just us guys.
12:22We can burp and scratch to our heart's content.
12:24Besides, Catherine was never part of the original plan anyway.
12:27No, she wasn't.
12:30All right, I'll see you Saturday.
12:32Yeah.
12:48You're not listening to me.
12:50I'm not saying I'm giving up on love.
12:53I'm saying I've already given up.
12:55No.
12:56I will not let you.
12:57You are too smart and funny and adorable.
13:00Am I?
13:02It's been a long time since I've been complimented like that.
13:05Well, I mean it.
13:06Anyone would be lucky to have you.
13:09You are a catch.
13:14Oh, jeez, how did I get so late?
13:18Is there a school policy on showing up to work drunk?
13:22It's frowned upon.
13:26I've had the best time tonight.
13:28Oh, me too.
13:30You know, I think we should probably keep this between us.
13:33We don't want people talking at work.
13:34It'll be our little secret.
13:41So, you think you might want to do this again sometime?
13:46It's a date.
13:52Va-va-va-voom.
14:03So, what kind of kiss are we talking about?
14:05A regular kiss on the mouth that lasted a little longer than I thought it would.
14:10So, was it a good old-fashioned American kiss or are we talking the infinitely superior French variety?
14:17Okay, I'm probably just blowing this out of proportion.
14:20I mean, she never even said anything about being gay.
14:23Well, that doesn't make any difference.
14:25Rightly?
14:26Why ask me?
14:27Aside from the occasional parade, gay men rarely interact with lesbians in the wild.
14:31Susan, if you're not sure what she meant by it, why don't you just have a talk with her?
14:34Oh, that would be way too awkward.
14:36She's my boss.
14:37She's your boss?
14:38Let her kiss you again, then sue her!
14:41Okay, we're gonna figure this out for you.
14:43Were her eyes open or shut?
14:46I don't know.
14:48Well, how many seconds did the kiss last?
14:51I don't remember.
14:53Oh, for God's sakes.
14:54Was it this?
14:56Or was it this?
15:04The second one.
15:08Congratulations, you're now dating a lesbian.
15:10See you at the parade.
15:16Hey, Gabby.
15:17I'll see ya.
15:19I wanted to ask you something.
15:20Feel free to say no.
15:21Oh, honey, I'm flattered, but I only did that to help Susan out.
15:25Yeah, this isn't about that.
15:26Um, I wanted to say I heard about Carlos' big promotion.
15:30Congratulations.
15:32I mean, it's sad how it happened, but you know, when opportunity knocks, you gotta answer
15:36the door, right?
15:36Absolutely.
15:37Now, you know I'm looking for work.
15:39Oh, yeah.
15:40How's that going?
15:40Not great.
15:42See, while I was working at Scavo's, I got seven years older, which is weird seeing as
15:46how all the CEOs got seven years younger.
15:49The bottom line is no one wants to hire someone who could have made out with their dad on
15:53prom night.
15:56Anyway, I hear Carlos is looking for a new director of marketing.
16:00Think you could put in a good word for me?
16:03Oh.
16:05I don't know.
16:08You don't know?
16:09Well, I thought you did advertising.
16:11Yes.
16:12I helped advertise what companies decided to market.
16:15It's the same thing.
16:16Come on.
16:17You know I'd be great.
16:18I guess.
16:20You guess?
16:21Gabby.
16:22Look, Lynette, you're my friend and I love you, but as far as knowing if you're any good
16:26at your job...
16:28Enough with the shrugging.
16:30Come on.
16:31You're putting me in a tough spot.
16:33Carlos is under a lot of pressure now and he's not really in a position to be taking
16:37big risks.
16:38You think I'm a big risk?
16:42Well...
16:42Okay.
16:43That's it.
16:43Fourth shrug.
16:44I'm out.
16:45Thanks for your help.
16:53Yeah, just follow the road as it occurs with the second house on the left.
16:56Okay, bye.
16:58That place looks great, babe.
16:59Thanks for doing this.
17:00It's all part of being the president's wife.
17:02So, tell me about your new hire.
17:04She's gonna be your number two?
17:05Yeah, and I'm lucky to get her.
17:07Smart as a whip.
17:08Harvard MBA.
17:09I've probably mentioned her before.
17:11Lucy Blackburn.
17:12Maybe I'll go put on some music.
17:15Lucy Blackburn?
17:16Please tell me it's a coincidence that your new VP has the same name as your ex-girlfriend.
17:20She wasn't my girlfriend.
17:22We were roommates.
17:23We shared an apartment.
17:24You told me you slept with her.
17:25Well, it was a small apartment.
17:27Come on, it was a casual thing and it was a million years ago.
17:30I don't care.
17:31Why couldn't you have told me this before she's about to appear on my doorstep?
17:34I wanted to.
17:35But you're always next to something sharp.
17:38Gabby, I am in over my head with this new job and I need Lucy's help.
17:41Please don't be jealous.
17:43I'm not jealous.
17:44It's just, you can't hire her.
17:47I'm Mrs. President and I get a vote.
17:51There she is.
17:52Now, please, I'm begging you.
17:54Well, you can beg all you want.
17:56I am not on board with this.
17:58Hey, Lucy.
18:00Hey.
18:01Hi.
18:01I'm Lucy.
18:02You must be Gabrielle.
18:05You can call me Gabby.
18:07Come on in.
18:11I'm on board.
18:17I got a beat on Charlie Fields for CFO.
18:19Charlie Fields?
18:21There's no way you're going to get him.
18:22He's the number two guy at Brewster and Parent.
18:24Relax.
18:25It'll take some maneuvering, but I'll make it happen.
18:27How?
18:27Carlos, you're the president.
18:29It's best you don't know where the bodies are buried.
18:34Well, speak of the devil.
18:35If you'll excuse me, I have some professional ethics that need compromising.
18:41Wow.
18:42Now I know why you wanted to hire her.
18:43She's a force of nature.
18:45You should see her close a deal.
18:46I bet.
18:48So were you surprised when the door opened?
18:50What do you mean?
18:52Well, she's obviously stopped counting calories since the last time you saw her.
18:56No, she looks about the same.
18:58What?
19:00But you two used to have sex.
19:03Yeah, so?
19:05So don't get me wrong.
19:06She's attractive.
19:07It's just she's not really your type.
19:08Your type is skinny model.
19:10Okay, so you're not going to see her on a runway.
19:11Except maybe at an airport.
19:13Gabby!
19:14You think I'm that shallow that all I go by is looks?
19:17Yeah, I thought that was something we had in common.
19:20Look, Lucy is brilliant and witty and has more confidence than anybody I've ever met.
19:26That type of personality can be very seductive.
19:30Someone light me a cigar.
19:33You got him.
19:33I find poaching is easier when you lead with, we'll double your salary.
19:38Sizzle me.
19:40Sizzle.
19:41Sizzle.
19:41There it is.
19:42That thrill you get from taking something that's not yours.
19:47Sizzle.
19:50Hey, are you still looking for a marketing director?
19:53I have a friend that I would love to see working with you two.
20:05No problem, Brie. We buy aspirin by the pound in this house. I'll get you some.
20:10Oh, you're a lifesaver.
20:18Yes, we have lots of screwdrivers. What kind do you need? Phillips head?
20:22Yes, that would be lovely.
20:26I don't have cumin, but I probably have cinnamon.
20:30Oh, close enough.
20:35No problem. Two eggs coming right up.
20:40Oh, wait.
20:44I made omelets this morning, so I'm all out.
20:46Oh, that's all right. I'll just go to the store.
20:50Where did that come from?
20:53Oh, I don't know, but it's awfully cute.
20:57Unbelievable.
21:00Juanita, get your butt down here.
21:02Why are you calling Juanita?
21:05To find out what McCluskey's sleeping Mexican is doing in my house.
21:08That's not yours?
21:10No, why would you think that?
21:12Oh, I don't know, but there it is.
21:15It's been sitting on McCluskey's porch for years. I keep telling her how racist it is.
21:19First the candy bowl, and now this. How many times have I told you not to steal?
21:23I didn't take that.
21:24Juanita, you play with it every time we go by Miss McCluskey's.
21:27Now either tell me the truth, or I'm going to cancel your birthday party.
21:31I am telling the truth.
21:33That's it. Party's over.
21:34Cappy, aren't you being a little harsh to me? Perhaps she didn't take it.
21:38Well, then how else did it get here?
21:43Maybe she did it.
21:46Juanita!
21:49Whenever my children stole, I sent them to bed without any supper.
21:52Just a thought.
22:01Orson!
22:03Orson!
22:05Orson!
22:09Orson!
22:10No!
22:11Hi, Brie.
22:12What were you doing at Bob and Lee's?
22:14They invited me over for coffee.
22:15After I told you to stay out of the neighbors' houses?
22:19You stole again, didn't you?
22:21No, no, I didn't.
22:24What are you hiding behind your back?
22:25Nothing.
22:28It's mine.
22:29You're telling me you own a mug with a picture of Bernadette Peters in Gypsy?
22:38That's quite a resume I got here.
22:41Northwestern, huh?
22:41Yep. Thank you.
22:43So, Lynette.
22:46How old are you?
22:48Um, Mr. Vivenetto.
22:50I'm not obligated to answer. It's the law.
22:53Right, right. I was only asking because I also went to Northwestern. I thought maybe we crossed paths there.
22:57Oh.
22:58What year did you graduate?
23:00Well, if I was dumb enough to answer that, I never would have gotten into Northwestern.
23:05Yeah, I understand. But, uh, I'm gonna be honest here.
23:08We have certain accounts that cater to specific demographics.
23:10Okay, I'm gonna stop you. What is this obsession with age?
23:13I am a vital woman with passion and a library of knowledge when it comes to this industry.
23:18Why doesn't that count for something?
23:19What I'm saying is we just landed the Cosgroves Revitalizing Serum account.
23:23It's an anti-wrinkle cream.
23:24And I need someone more mature who can identify with the...
23:28I'm 54.
23:36He didn't even flinch. I said I was 54 and he bought it.
23:40There was not a, wow, you look great for your age. Not even a courtesy gasp.
23:44Look, you got the job. You're making $80,000 a year. What does it matter?
23:50It matters because I'm only 43 and I look like I'm 39.
23:54You're 43? But I'm two years younger than you and I...
23:57Nobody cares how old you are, Tom.
24:02Hey, great news. You got the job.
24:05Yeah. How'd you hear about it?
24:06Hear about it? Honey, I did it.
24:08I talked to Carlos. You're in.
24:09Oh, wow. That job. Um, I don't know what to say.
24:14Say, how do I thank you, greatest friend in the world? What's your birthstone?
24:17Well, thank you, greatest friend. But I just accepted another job.
24:21Well, and accept it. You have to take this job. It's essential that you be there.
24:25Why?
24:27Because it's a great opportunity.
24:29I'm confused. Before you didn't even want to talk to him, you weren't even sure I was good.
24:34Yeah, yes. And then I went home and thought,
24:37what a horrible thing to say to such a dear, dear friend who's probably really, really good at her job.
24:43So, I said, Carlos, you have to hire Lynette.
24:45What? I don't know.
24:52Well, he'd have to match my current offer.
24:54Yeah, okay. What are they paying?
24:57$100,000 a year.
25:00I don't think it'll be a problem.
25:01Oh.
25:03By the way, you're going to be reporting to this woman, Lucy?
25:05She's a real star, so you're going to want to keep an eye on her.
25:12Decaf soy latte. Your favorite.
25:15Thanks.
25:17I was thinking about the other night.
25:19Me too.
25:20Maybe Friday you could come over to my place and we could hang out or...
25:24You know, I think you may have gotten the wrong impression.
25:31I'm not into women.
25:36Mm-hmm.
25:38Nice boots.
25:43I thought it was going to rain.
25:45Okay, um...
25:47Actually, I'm not gay.
25:48Mm-hmm.
25:49Then what was all that stuff about the other night?
25:51The touching my knee?
25:53The, oh, you look so sexy?
25:55The goodnight kiss?
25:56Oh, well, that kiss was all you.
25:59Oh, it was?
26:00I seem to remember you being there and not pulling away.
26:03Well, that's because...
26:03Why didn't you say something to me?
26:04Because I...
26:05Because you're tired of living a lie.
26:07What?
26:07I was you 20 years ago, Susan.
26:11You're obviously worried there's a lesbian inside of you trying to get out.
26:15Actually, I'm more worried about the lesbian that's outside of me trying to get in.
26:20Um, can we just teach the class and talk about this later?
26:25Fine.
26:30Shouldn't you be doing your taxes?
26:32Oh, God, Dave, you scared me.
26:33Oh, sorry about that.
26:35What's this I hear about you not going camping?
26:37Oh, well, it is that time of year and I got all these receipts to go through.
26:41I gotta say, I'm mighty disappointed.
26:45Please.
26:45I'm sure you're relieved there won't be a girl tagging along to spoil all your macho fun.
26:50Oh, see, now that's where you're wrong.
26:52I mostly saw this trip as a chance to get to know you better.
26:55Me?
26:56Why?
26:57Catherine, the truth is I don't have a lot of friends.
26:59Maybe that's why Mike's become so important to me.
27:02And ever since you came into his life, well, I can see the change.
27:04He's so much happier, so much more relaxed.
27:07You've given him this sort of inner peace.
27:11I just thought it would be cool to become buddies with the woman who did that for my friend.
27:17Well, when you put it that way.
27:20So, you'll go camping with us?
27:24I'll go start packing my fleece.
27:26Fantastic.
27:32Dave, you really think I've made that much of a difference in Mike's life?
27:36Oh, absolutely.
27:38If he ever lost you, it would destroy him.
27:44Okay, class, let's see how our Animals of Africa drawings are going.
27:48Oh, Emma, this is beautiful.
27:50Emma drew a gazelle.
27:52Isn't she pretty?
27:53Zachary, is that a rhinoceros?
27:56Wow, he looks so big and strong.
28:00I love rhinos.
28:01Do you, Susan?
28:02Do you really?
28:04Excuse me?
28:05I'm just saying, if you were on safari and you saw a sleek gazelle next to a grunting, sweaty rhino,
28:16your eye wouldn't go straight to the gazelle?
28:23Though I would definitely appreciate the beauty of the gazelle.
28:30If I was going to take a trip to Africa, I would be more excited to see the rhinos.
28:38I like rhinos, too.
28:40Yes, we know, Jeffrey.
28:41We've all seen you playing hopscotch at recess.
28:42Are you going to tell me that you've never had any experience with gazelles, not even in college?
28:49No.
28:51And I was on the softball team.
28:56Look, Susan, why didn't you just say it?
28:59This particular gazelle isn't young enough for you, and you don't want to hurt my feelings.
29:05That is not true, and I think we are dangerously close to no longer speaking in metaphor.
29:11Well, then why were you so interested in me in the first place?
29:14Why did you ask me to your house?
29:16Because I wanted you to give me a good evaluation.
29:22I see.
29:29It was nice knowing you, Miss Susan.
29:37The problem.
29:38How to attract high net worth clients in a down economy.
29:40The solution? Be creative. Christie's is hosting its first ever sea auction on a yacht in St. Barts.
29:48I see a boat full of millionaires waiting to be wooed.
29:53This is not a bad idea.
29:55Besides, I haven't been to St. Barts since you took me there to celebrate my first promotion.
30:00That was a fun weekend.
30:01Yeah.
30:02Let's do it.
30:04I gotta take this. I'll be right back.
30:06Okay.
30:08Okay.
30:13Not to pry, but when you said Carlos took you to St. Barts...
30:16Oh, yeah. We lived together for a while back in the day.
30:20Oh.
30:21Gabby didn't mention that.
30:22See, that is what I love about her.
30:24Most women would freak out if their husband hired an ex-girlfriend and they were working together unchaperoned.
30:30But she's got the confidence to just be cool with it.
30:33Yeah.
30:34Yeah.
30:35Yeah.
30:35That Gabby's a real class act.
30:38Uh-huh.
30:50Jesse, I'm so sorry.
30:52Why?
30:53You're just being honest.
30:56Still, uh...
30:58I never meant to lead you on.
31:00Uh-huh.
31:01Well, I was planning on giving you a good evaluation anyway, so everything's fine.
31:08Look, I need this job, but even if I didn't, I would still like you as a person.
31:13Please, stop. I don't need your pity.
31:16Listen, I don't get why people say that. It's like, I love pity.
31:21Pity means someone is trying to understand what you're going through, that they sympathize, and I do.
31:31Susan, I'm someone who never went out and looked for love.
31:35I assumed it would find me, but it didn't.
31:38And now I'm making a fool of myself, throwing myself at straight women, because I'm so afraid of being alone.
31:47How can you possibly understand that?
31:49Well, here's how. Um, I spent my whole life putting myself out there, and, um, I am still, today, alone.
31:59Just like you.
32:03It's not the same.
32:04Well, okay, it's not, because I'm alone, but I'm not lonely because I have friends.
32:11Love doesn't happen for everyone.
32:15You know what? I don't even know if it's going to happen for me anymore.
32:19But my friends are there for me no matter what, and that helps.
32:25So at the very least, you'll let me be there for you.
32:30As a friend.
32:33That'd be nice.
32:36Do your friends hug?
32:43What's that in the garbage can?
32:46My boots.
32:50Hey.
32:52What are you doing here?
32:54I just wanted to see how your first day went.
32:56Sit. Take a load off. Spill it.
32:59Oh, that is so thoughtful of you. You're such a good friend.
33:02Oh, well, you know me.
33:03Yeah, I do.
33:05So, did you get a good office? Were the people nice?
33:08Oh, what about Lucy? Do you like her?
33:11Actually, I am kind of tired. I think I'm going to head inside.
33:16Oh, what's going on? I mentioned Lucy, and you get all weird. Something going on? Her? Carlos?
33:23What? No.
33:24I'm sure she's just affectionate.
33:27Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean by affectionate?
33:30Well, it's probably nothing, but when Carlos works on his computer at home, does he take his shirt off there,
33:35too?
33:36That son of a... I'm going to kill him!
33:38No, you won't get the chance, because I'm going to kill you first.
33:42Huh?
33:43The house lights are up, Gabby. You can drop the act.
33:45You only helped me get this job because you needed a spy.
33:49How dare you!
33:51And yes, I did.
33:53Gabby!
33:53You needed a job. I did you a favor, and then I brought you hot cocoa. Why don't you ever
33:57thank me?
33:58Because you used me. At least when I asked you for a favor, I was up front.
34:02Oh, were you, miss? They offered me $100,000 a year.
34:05Oh, you found out about that?
34:07Honey, I've played poker with you for the past nine years. I think I can tell when you're bluffing.
34:12Okay, it's true. I used you to get more money, but you used me first.
34:16Fine, we're a couple of users.
34:22Big question is, are we still friends?
34:28Do I still get my salary?
34:29We used to be my spy.
34:42Dave, I'm curious about something.
34:45What about?
34:47How do you feel about kids?
34:51Kids?
34:52Yeah.
34:53Haven't you ever wanted one?
34:55Is this your coy way of telling me that you want a child?
34:58Maybe.
34:58I hardly get to see Travers anymore now that he's off of prep school.
35:04And I always wanted a girl.
35:07Doesn't that sound like having a beautiful little girl with blonde curls?
35:18I had this friend who had a little girl.
35:26From the moment she was born, she was his whole life.
35:34Unfortunately, she was in an accident and died.
35:41He told me that when that happened, a part of him died too.
35:45He spent the rest of his life in a kind of days, always wondering exactly how old she would have
35:52been.
35:55What she would have looked like.
36:01No.
36:03I don't think I'd want a child.
36:06Just not worth it.
36:14You okay, babe?
36:16Yeah.
36:17I just have for your friend.
36:23Yeah.
36:24I had hoped that this compulsion to steal was something we could solve privately.
36:29But Orson seems unable, or unwilling, to control himself.
36:35Is that true, Orson?
36:37Are you unable to control yourself?
36:38You'll see when he leaves and your lamp is missing.
36:43So, how do you want to proceed?
36:45Would you like to begin with some couples counseling?
37:02Do you know why she's so angry?
37:07Because this is something she can't control.
37:12And I love it.
37:17Now, there's no phone in the cabin.
37:19But, if it's an emergency, you can reach me on my cell.
37:23You just be careful out there.
37:26I don't know what I'd do without you.
37:39Here's the article that lady was looking for.
37:41You want me to fax it?
37:42Ah, take your time.
37:44She's a pain in the ass.
37:46She's pretty hot, though.
37:47How does that help me?
37:49She can wait until tomorrow.
37:57You can find them almost anywhere.
38:00Friendly people with hidden agendas.
38:04The woman who uses her neighbor to get herself a job.
38:09The wife who uses her influence to hire a friendly spy.
38:16The husband who uses his charm to steal from his friends.
38:22And you can be sure the friendliest people of all have agendas that won't ever be discovered.
38:31Not until it's too late.