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Snow Job
The biggest snowstorm of the year means that it's "snow day," and with only 3 days before the biggest dance of the year, the gang use the time to work out important issues at the mall. Jonesy wants to ask Nikki to the dance, but instead goes with the "Hottest Girl" in school, Wyatt and Caitlin want to "score" their "dream dates," but are worried they might humiliate themselves trying, and Jude is worried about the fact that Ron the "Rent-a-cop" bans him from the mall and that he might be banned forever.
The biggest snowstorm of the year means that it's "snow day," and with only 3 days before the biggest dance of the year, the gang use the time to work out important issues at the mall. Jonesy wants to ask Nikki to the dance, but instead goes with the "Hottest Girl" in school, Wyatt and Caitlin want to "score" their "dream dates," but are worried they might humiliate themselves trying, and Jude is worried about the fact that Ron the "Rent-a-cop" bans him from the mall and that he might be banned forever.
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00:14As the storm of the year continues, we're looking at a record-setting snowfall.
00:19And all you parents and kids know what that means.
00:23Snow Day!
00:33No, they've invaded.
00:46Hundreds of teens with nowhere else to go.
00:49It's them again!
00:54Guys, we get the whole day off school!
00:57I just realized something.
00:58We have the day off work, too.
01:00Ha-ha, so...
01:02This can't be happening!
01:05So, if there's no school and no work, what do we do?
01:09The only question, my friend, is what do we not do?
01:14You guys in for some fun?
01:16No.
01:16I've got two days to get my dream date to ask me to the dance.
01:20I have to make the decorations for the dance.
01:22What is wrong with your lips?
01:23Your little brother put muscle-relaxing Korea in my lip-lum.
01:28Ha-ha-ha!
01:29Nice!
01:30Clever, devious, semi-permanent, I like it.
01:33Stop planning!
01:34Robbie's been pulling cranks on Courtney and me all week!
01:37I am single-handedly planning the school dance, and I need Robbie to leave me alone!
01:43Okay, okay, sheesh!
01:46Wyatt, you in for some snow day fun?
01:49Nah, I've got rehearsal.
01:50Alrighty then.
01:51Jude, it's just you and me.
01:53Let's get into some trouble.
01:55Watch this.
01:56Three-pointer!
02:02Let's get out of here.
02:04Mark my words!
02:06By the end of this day, your mat will be mine!
02:13No, no, no!
02:15We need silver and white balloons.
02:17It's supposed to look like snow, remember?
02:19Move!
02:20Move!
02:21Ugh!
02:21How did I get stuck planning a dance?
02:23Again?
02:24Maybe because you're VP Social of the Student Council?
02:27Oh, yeah.
02:28Okay, I have to ask.
02:30What happened to your hair?
02:32I've been trying different styles for the dance, but they always end up looking like this.
02:36Maybe a little less poofy.
02:39Ugh, at least I have my dress picked out.
02:42It's pretty.
02:43Oh, you're gonna look so hot!
02:45What's going on here?
02:47We're sitting and talking.
02:48Last time I checked, that was legal.
02:51This one looks guilty.
02:53Her hair is abnormally large.
02:56Yeah, I know.
02:57Yeah!
02:58Yay!
02:58Yay!
02:59I know what goes on on snow days.
03:03Really?
03:04What?
03:04Mayhem!
03:05Pure, unadulterated mayhem!
03:10Ouch!
03:11Nice spike tube!
03:12Three, two, on, sir!
03:14Yay!
03:15Sir, I think you're overreacting.
03:18Am I?
03:19I don't know.
03:21Hey, stop that table jumping, bunk!
03:24Okay, back to the dance.
03:25Nikki, can you help me with the ticket sales for the next two days, please?
03:29Oh, what the heck.
03:30It's fun to see people throw their money away.
03:32Can you believe the Winter Wonderland Dance is this Saturday?
03:37We're going to need body glitter!
03:39Oh, we so need body glitter!
03:41Yee!
03:42How can people get so worked up about a school dance?
03:46It's the social event of the winter!
03:48Ah, it's a bunch of teens blowing good money on a smelly old limo, bad punch, and expensive
03:53dresses that you'll only wear once.
03:54Dude!
03:57Did he see us?
03:58Who?
03:59Ron, the beach volleyball got a little out of hand.
04:02I think we're clear, dude.
04:04So, Jude, you booked the Lazowski-mobile for Saturday night, right?
04:08You bet!
04:09Got a disco ball hooked up in her and everything!
04:12My band's playing a set!
04:13Awesome!
04:14Sweet!
04:14It's so cool that your mom drives the preschool bus, Jude!
04:17Yee!
04:18We're gonna have fun!
04:19I know!
04:20Yee!
04:21Yee!
04:22Wake me when it's over.
04:23So, who are you taking, Caitlyn?
04:25Steph from biology.
04:26But he doesn't know it yet.
04:27We have such great chemistry.
04:30The other day, we had this great talk about frog guts, and we both thought they were really
04:34gross!
04:35He could be the one.
04:38You have said that before.
04:40Yeah, but those guys are different.
04:42And look!
04:42I have magazines!
04:44These all have articles on how to snag the perfect date.
04:47You're all so obsessed about this dance.
04:49You're coming, aren't you?
04:50Whatever.
04:51Maybe.
04:52Probably.
04:54Oh no, Chrissy!
04:57Nikki!
04:58I see you under that table!
05:00Oh!
05:00Look!
05:01There's my contact.
05:03We have a zillion teens descending on the khaki barn because of this snow day.
05:06I need your help!
05:07Oh yeah, uh-huh.
05:09I wish I could, but I don't work weekdays.
05:11You do now!
05:13Or you're out of a job!
05:15Fine.
05:15I think I'd rather be at school.
05:17But what about the tickets?
05:18I need someone to sell tickets!
05:20I'll take them.
05:21Just send everyone to the crappy barn.
05:23Thanks, Nikki.
05:52So, who are you guys taking to the dance?
05:53Oh great!
05:54Do you need any help asking her out?
05:56No thanks.
05:57It's under control.
05:58Uh-huh.
05:59I'm gonna go look for a new job.
06:02So, who's the new baddie?
06:03Just this girl in my band, Marlo.
06:06She plays bass guitar.
06:07I've been watching those talk shows!
06:09Oh, here we go!
06:11And you take me for granted!
06:12What are you talking about?
06:13We never have lightsaber battles anymore!
06:17And, and, I can't remember the last time it did anything romantic!
06:21Excuse me?
06:23I took you to the Star Trek convention last week.
06:25Doesn't that count for anything?
06:27Oh, oh, yeah.
06:28Because your little brother got mono and you got an extra ticket.
06:32Big deal!
06:33That doesn't count, Darth!
06:35Harshing my mellow!
06:36We are so over!
06:38Finito!
06:39Finished!
06:39No!
06:40Princess!
06:41Come back!
06:43To me!
06:45Poor dude.
06:49Guys, this amp is so major.
06:53Hey, Marlo.
06:55I was just wondering if you'd like to go to the dance with me.
06:59Great!
07:00Cool.
07:00I can do this.
07:02Hey!
07:03Come check out this new amp.
07:10Say something!
07:11Come on!
07:12Why aren't she staring at you?
07:13Say something before this gets really weird!
07:17I think you dropped your taco.
07:22Remember you asked if I needed help asking her out?
07:25Yeah.
07:26I need help.
07:27You've come to the right place!
07:28So where do you stand with her?
07:30Somewhere between non-existent and totally hopeless.
07:33You just need some confidence.
07:35And I have all the tools.
07:37Check it out!
07:38The top 20 ways to get a date with your crush.
07:41That sounds promising.
07:43Do you have a backup plan?
07:44No.
07:45Wyatt!
07:45You have to have a backup plan!
07:48Let's make a pact that if our crushes shoot us down, we'll go together.
07:52Deal?
07:52Deal.
07:55You have to wear the sombrero, bro.
07:58But it itches!
07:59I know, dude.
08:00But everyone has to wear it.
08:01They want us to show CeCe's sombrero's spirit.
08:04Fine!
08:05But I don't have to like it.
08:07Ahem.
08:09Yo, welcome to CeCe's sombreros where the peppers are hot and the staff is cool.
08:14Ha!
08:14Nice hat!
08:15Yeah!
08:16No, I can't wear this.
08:17Sorry, dude.
08:18You're fired.
08:19Aw.
08:24Guess what?
08:25I just got fired, so you get to hang out with me.
08:28Oh, joy.
08:29Look, I'm really busy, Jonesy.
08:31Don't worry.
08:32I'll help you.
08:32Two tickets, please.
08:34How about we go to the dance together, sweet little?
08:37How about I pound you into the ground?
08:40No, no, that's okay.
08:41Nikki, uh, gave the girl her tickets.
08:42Sorry about that.
08:43He never learns.
08:44Hehehe.
08:46Ah!
08:49Smooth, Jonesy.
08:50Real smooth.
08:52Shh.
08:52Okay.
08:53We just have to ask-
08:55It's him!
08:56Wait.
08:56Number five was show an interest in his hobbies.
08:59Bingo!
09:01Hello.
09:02Hey.
09:03Welcome to Pets in the City.
09:04I know you.
09:05It's me.
09:06Your lab partner.
09:07Caitlin.
09:08Right.
09:08So, what can I do for you?
09:10I, uh, could use some bird food.
09:14What kind of bird do you have?
09:16Um, one of those.
09:18Wow.
09:18That's really cool.
09:20Want to hold her while I get the food?
09:21Her name's Medusa.
09:23Be right back.
09:24Hehehe.
09:25Okay, little Medusa.
09:31Whoa!
09:33Okay, just hold still.
09:38Okay, I'm late for something.
09:40Bye!
09:41Wait!
09:41What about your food?
09:44Ow!
09:46That's her.
09:47That's Marlo.
09:49You are in love!
09:51Now wipe that puppy dog look off your face and go for it!
09:55You can do this!
09:57Hey, guys.
09:57Whatcha studying?
09:58German, but we're really bad.
10:01I could help you study.
10:02Oh, you take German too?
10:04Uh, sure!
10:06Hasselhoff's primo Dean's trussel?
10:11Lederhosee?
10:13Those aren't real words.
10:15What was that?
10:16Coming!
10:18What adult!
10:20Actually, I think he's kinda cute.
10:22Hmm.
10:24Another brain freeze?
10:26Uh-huh.
10:31Masterson!
10:32What are you doing?
10:33Oh!
10:34Winter Wonderland dance, huh?
10:36Yes, coach.
10:37I'm organizing it.
10:38Not in here, you're not!
10:39I'm in a major!
10:40In you go!
10:43But I'm not even working today.
10:45Move!
10:45Move!
10:46You know, I...
10:47I never made it to my winter dance.
10:50The girl I loved turned me down.
10:53Said I was too intense.
10:54Jobs!
10:55I want that pyramid iron!
10:56Now!
10:57Now!
10:58Know what I wouldn't give to go back to high school.
11:01Go get him at that dance, tiger!
11:03Arrgh!
11:04Yes, sir.
11:07Yo, Nicky's phone, speak.
11:09How are ticket sales going?
11:10But there are so many more useful ways to spend your 40 bucks.
11:14Putting the most bitter girl in charge of selling tickets...
11:17Might not have been the best call.
11:19Ow!
11:20Joondi!
11:20You had better come and get your brother now!
11:23He's doing that ninja thing again!
11:25Two more minutes, Masterson!
11:28Ah!
11:30What's happening?
11:32Waiting for our crushes to come by.
11:34Isn't that him?
11:36Hey, staff!
11:37Wait up!
11:38Hey!
11:39How's your head?
11:40Oh, fine!
11:41Look!
11:41I drew you something in art class.
11:43It's you!
11:45My art teacher gave me a B minus.
11:50Okay.
11:51Thanks.
11:52See ya.
11:53Bye!
11:55I think I'm making progress!
11:58There's Marlo!
12:01She's hot!
12:03Go!
12:03Go!
12:03Be the dude.
12:05Be the dude.
12:06Hey, Marlo.
12:07Let me get that for you.
12:09I'll have one too, please.
12:10Thanks.
12:10I was wondering if I could ask you something.
12:12Here you go.
12:13Thanks.
12:15Oh!
12:17That was awesome.
12:19That's going to leave a mark.
12:21Oh, poor Wyatt.
12:23He's so not getting a date with her.
12:26No way.
12:36Hi!
12:38Where am I?
12:39At Grind Me.
12:40Do you remember what happened?
12:43Oh, I just did.
12:45Did she laugh at me?
12:47Just a little.
12:48But if she didn't care about you at all, she wouldn't have stuck around to see if you were
12:52okay.
12:53Right?
12:53Oh my gosh!
12:55Steph is here!
12:56Okay.
12:57Just be cool and go talk to him.
12:59Lab partner!
13:00Hey, what's up?
13:02Maybe if you're not doing anything, we could figure out this frog anatomy thing.
13:06Cool.
13:06Snag us a table.
13:07I'll be right back.
13:13Did he ask you?
13:14Not yet, but I think he's going to.
13:17Hold on.
13:22Wyatt, there was water on the sink.
13:24It's all over the front of my skirt.
13:25That's okay.
13:26Okay?
13:27This is horrible.
13:29I look like I peed my pants.
13:30Oh, but if I stay in here too long and let it dry, he'll think I'm going poo in here.
13:34Gross.
13:35What are you going to do?
13:36Can't let him see me like this.
13:41Ow.
13:42Just get this thing.
13:45Oh!
13:45Caitlin!
13:47What's he doing now?
13:49He's checking his watch.
13:50But my skirt's still not dry.
13:54Okay, I can do this.
13:56Sorry.
13:57Guess he gave up.
13:58He's gone?
13:59This is so not going the way I planned.
14:02You know, if we don't step this up a notch, we could get stuck going with each other.
14:06Would that be such a bad thing?
14:08Yes!
14:09No offense.
14:13I don't know.
14:14It's kidding.
14:17Nikki, what are you doing?
14:18Oh, just remembering another reason I hate dances.
14:21And my job.
14:22Yeah.
14:22Sucks to be you.
14:24So, you want to grab a burger or something?
14:26Okay.
14:26But this time, you're paying.
14:27I paid last time.
14:29Oh, right.
14:30El Cheapo paying for someone else?
14:31I don't think so.
14:32Hey!
14:33Hey!
14:34Stop it!
14:35Cut it out!
14:36Okay, that?
14:36Stop it!
14:37Look at what you've done to my boxer's display!
14:41Ahem.
14:42You know, you're right.
14:43We shouldn't do that.
14:44In fact, you know, I'm going to take my break right now and think about what I did wrong.
14:58Bathroom break.
14:59Connie, you coming?
15:01Hello?
15:02Yes.
15:03It's me.
15:03I'm running out of ideas.
15:05Okay, hold on.
15:06Oh, here's something.
15:08Ten things to do to your crush.
15:10Number one, go through their personal things so you can find out more about them.
15:14Thanks, Caitlin.
15:15You're the best.
15:18Ten things to never do to your crush?
15:23Uh-oh.
15:27What are you doing in my bag?
15:30I, uh...
15:32Frank!
15:34I have never been so humiliated.
15:37Oh, come on.
15:38You've made a fool of yourself lots of times.
15:40Thanks.
15:41Anytime.
15:42You can't quit, Wyatt.
15:44Why not?
15:45Now our crushes think one of us is a weird stalker,
15:48and the other one goes poo in the mall.
15:50Yeah, that is pretty bad.
15:53Speaking of bad, you should really rethink the dreads.
15:56You can't really pull them off.
15:57Thanks.
15:58So where's Jude?
15:59Over there.
16:01Jude!
16:02Jude!
16:04Jude!
16:05Jude!
16:06Jude!
16:07Jude!
16:09Yes!
16:09I rocked the coastline!
16:16Jude!
16:17Jude!
16:18That's so gross!
16:19Oops.
16:19Sorry.
16:20You!
16:21With the protruding belly.
16:23Abusing Cabot's products is a ticketable offense.
16:27Ow!
16:27All right!
16:28Who did that?
16:29So, you guys up for some fun now, or what?
16:32As long as it's not related to the dance in any way, I'm in.
16:36I've got an idea.
16:37We're skating!
16:39Wicked!
16:43I forgot my guards.
16:46This is not what I had in mind.
16:48Come on, you can do it.
16:49I promise, I'll hold on to you the entire time.
16:52Plus, you could use the exercise.
16:54Don't bite me!
16:56Ah!
17:06Whoa!
17:16I will ride it!
17:18Oh, yes!
17:19I will ride it!
17:22Don't worry.
17:23I won't let go of you.
17:24See?
17:25It's not that hard.
17:26Ah!
17:27Oh!
17:27I'm skating!
17:28Woohoo!
17:29Go, Nikki!
17:30She's so still hung up on him.
17:33Oh, I know.
17:34And he has a picture of the two of them up in his room.
17:38That's it.
17:38You're doing great.
17:40Keep going.
17:41Tara!
17:42Oh, look!
17:46It's Steph!
17:46I'm gonna show off for him.
17:48Hey, Steph!
17:52No!
17:52No!
17:53No!
17:54No!
17:55No!
17:56Ouch!
17:57Oh!
17:58Nikki!
17:59Help her to the boards, guys.
18:00She needs a hot chocolate.
18:01Stat!
18:02Did Steph see that little crash?
18:04Totally.
18:05Stupid Jonesy.
18:07I mean, what is he doing?
18:08I'm sure he was just saying hi.
18:12Jane, one of the chaperones for the dance just backed out.
18:15Ah, okay.
18:16The important thing is not to panic.
18:20Where are we gonna find another chaperone now?
18:22It's school rules.
18:23No chaperones.
18:24No dance.
18:25They'll cancel the whole thing.
18:26This is so bad.
18:28Oh, who cares?
18:30I'm not gonna have a date anyway.
18:32I am psyched to report that Tara Johansson did recognize me from the hockey team.
18:37Congratulations, All-Star.
18:39Ah!
18:40Ow!
18:40Wow, you really can't skate.
18:43Ah!
18:43You said you wouldn't let me go.
18:46Hey!
18:47Stop!
18:47I thought you were doing fine.
18:49Well, obviously you were wrong.
18:52Should we break this up?
18:54No.
18:55Let them get it out of their systems.
18:56Five bucks says Nikki Jake's down.
18:59I'll take that action.
19:00Oh!
19:00Oh!
19:01Hey!
19:01Ah!
19:02Oh!
19:03Hey!
19:10Alright, that's enough.
19:13Who started this wrong?
19:14She did.
19:16There's one way to settle this.
19:19Ah!
19:20This is so unfair.
19:21Yeah!
19:22She started it.
19:23I know my rights.
19:24Listen up, maggot.
19:25You're in my house now.
19:26And I'm going to keep you here as long as I want.
19:30You can't keep us past closing.
19:32Then I'm going to keep you here until closing.
19:37Ugh!
19:45Hello? Can we get some food in here? I'm starving!
19:48Do you think I'll have a record?
19:49Oh, shut up, Jonesy.
19:51I better not get a black eye.
19:52You know, you'll never get a date with her.
19:54She may be a shallow flake, but she's also the apex of the high school food chain.
19:58So? At least she was nice to me.
20:00Oh, what? And I'm not nice?
20:02You haven't even apologized for dropping me on my butt.
20:04I can't believe you don't know how to skate.
20:06This is Canada for sobbing out loud. Everybody skates.
20:09See? This is what I'm talking about.
20:11You are an insensitive jerk.
20:13Why would any girl go out with you?
20:14You did.
20:15Yeah, well, I won't make that mistake again.
20:17Not even if the entire future of the human race depended on me going out with you for survival.
20:21Yeah? Well, good.
20:22Because even if I was extinct, I wouldn't ask you out.
20:25If you were extinct, you couldn't ask me because you'd be dead.
20:28Well, yeah. So, touche.
20:34Wyatt, do you realize that we are the two biggest losers in the mall?
20:39At least we're not in jail.
20:40Maybe you're being too subtle.
20:42Guys aren't as quick to pick up on hints as girls are.
20:44I think you should kick it up a notch.
20:46I'm not so sure.
20:48Maybe Jen's right. Go big or go home.
20:51Atta girl.
20:52Now you go get that guy.
20:56Wicked cool hangout, bro.
20:58You know, back in 82 when I started this job, driving the Zamboni really meant something.
21:05People respected you.
21:06So, are you the guy who picks up the hockey player's teeth when they get knocked out?
21:12Awesome.
21:13I'm not worthy.
21:15I'm not worthy.
21:17Oh, what are you? Some kind of weirdo?
21:20No, I just really dig Zambonis.
21:23Oh, you want to fuel her up for me?
21:25Yes, I will do that for you, sir.
21:31Is this cell getting smaller?
21:33Maybe your ego's filling it up.
21:35Seriously, it's hot in here.
21:37Right. Jonesy, do me a favor and shut up.
21:40I feel all cramped. I've got to get out.
21:42Yo, Ron, help! I can't breathe!
21:45Ouch!
21:46Jonesy, look at me.
21:47You have to calm down.
21:49You're just fine.
21:50There's lots of air in here, okay?
21:59All right, you two. Break it up.
22:01You're free to go.
22:02For now.
22:03But I'll be watching you.
22:06Catch you later, girlie man.
22:09Hey, I get claustrophobic.
22:11It's a condition.
22:13You know you're naked.
22:15Later.
22:17Ah!
22:18I know I'm not the coolest guy
22:21But there's a burning desire inside
22:26There's something that I've got to say
22:31You're the reason
22:34I wake every day
22:36The reason
22:39I wish I could say
22:42You're my everything
22:44And girl, I need you now
22:49Hey, that's good.
22:51Okay, yeah, yeah.
22:52You're the reason
22:54I wake every day
22:58Wow, that was really good, Wyatt.
23:01Thanks.
23:02I, uh, kind of wrote it for you, actually.
23:06Really?
23:07That's so cool.
23:08It is?
23:09I thought you hated me.
23:10No, I, uh, actually
23:11I was kind of hoping we could
23:13Do you want to
23:14Go to the dance with me?
23:17Yes, yes.
23:18Cool.
23:19So, I guess I'll see you Saturday.
23:22Definitely.
23:28Hello?
23:29Okay, I just had the weirdest experience with Nikki in jail.
23:33Jonesy, why don't you just ask her to the dance?
23:35I know you want to.
23:36No way!
23:36She dumped me, remember?
23:38Nobody dumps Jonesy
23:39And then gets another chance to dump Jonesy
23:42Again.
23:43Well, I think you're being childish.
23:44I have to go.
23:48But Justin, no, don't do dance.
23:51But the dance is this weekend.
23:55Well, I hope you both choke on the food.
23:59Hey, you okay?
24:05Hey, get back here, you little punk.
24:14Now, scram!
24:17Wow, that was so nice of you.
24:20Well, you seemed like you were having a pretty bad day.
24:22My boyfriend just dumped me.
24:25Patricia!
24:27Now I don't have anyone to go to the dance with.
24:31You do now.
24:33You and me?
24:35Okay.
24:38What's your name again?
24:40Gotta get going.
24:42Time to condition the ice.
24:44Dude, I beg you.
24:46Let me answer that burning desire
24:48in the heart of every hockey fan
24:51to just once drive the Zamboni.
24:55Go for it.
25:02I am so stoked!
25:05Yes!
25:33I am in pursuit of a renegade Zamboni.
25:37Repeat, run away Zamboni!
25:39I just snagged the hottest chick in school for the dance.
25:43Tara Johansson?
25:45How?
25:45Must be my good looks.
25:47Or the fact that her boyfriend just dumped her?
25:49So you're taking advantage of her weakened state of mind.
25:52Hey, my mind is just as weak as hers.
25:55You know what?
25:56You're perfect for each other.
25:57Why are you suddenly acting like a jealous girlfriend?
26:00I'm not acting like anything.
26:04What?
26:06Hey, I have some news.
26:07Uh, guys, do you hear something?
26:09Woo-hoo-hoo!
26:10Yeah!
26:11Oh, it's just Jude.
26:14Jude?
26:15Ah!
26:17Ah!
26:18Ah!
26:18Ah!
26:20Ah!
26:20Ah!
26:20Ah!
26:20Ah!
26:20Ah!
26:22Ah!
26:24Ah!
26:24Ah!
26:25Ah!
26:27Ah!
26:27Ah!
26:32Ah!
26:38Oops!
26:39Ah!
26:39My hockey display!
26:4120-minute major, Masterson!
26:42What?
26:43But I didn't have anything to do with this.
26:45Ah!
26:45Jude!
26:46You!
26:46You are banned from the mall forever!
26:50And I am revoking your driver's license, maggot.
26:53You can't do that!
26:54Ow!
26:55I just did, soldier.
26:58What? But Jude was supposed to drive us all to the dance in his mom's bus!
27:02And did you see Ronan's last goal? It was...
27:04Hi, Steph!
27:05Oh, wow.
27:07I was just thinking about that awesome movie about the penguins
27:11and how they chose one significant other and stayed with them through the whole movie.
27:16Yeah.
27:17And I've chosen you!
27:20You're my penguin!
27:22Okay, you have to stop stalking me right now.
27:25I don't need any pictures of myself.
27:27You totally ditched me at the coffee shop.
27:29And this penguin stuff is really freaking me out.
27:33Just leave me alone.
27:45I think what you need is a little psychological coaching.
27:48What's going on in that head of yours?
27:50If I can't find a chaperone in the next 36 hours, the dance will be canceled.
27:54Chaperone, huh?
27:56I'll do it.
27:59You two, break it up!
28:02That's too much punch!
28:05Two minute penalty!
28:08Uh, I'll let you know.
28:12Jen, I'm so embarrassed!
28:14The staff called me a weird penguin stalker, and now I have to go to the dance with Wyatt!
28:22Oh, well, uh...
28:24This is way out of my league.
28:27Boy, I must have something to do over there.
28:29I'll go do it.
28:30Aw, Caitlin, it's gonna be okay.
28:33Did you really ask him out in a penguin suit?
28:35You told me guys don't get hints!
28:39Wow, that's not really what I had in mind.
28:42It could have been worse.
28:44Really?
28:45No.
28:45At least I have Wyatt to go with.
28:48Guess what?
28:48The Zamboni dude's taking me on as his apprentice!
28:52That's wicked, dude.
28:53Yo, maggot!
28:54I thought I banished you from the mall!
28:57Oh, you mean like today?
28:59Now, soldier!
29:01Now!
29:02So, are you okay?
29:04I'll get over it.
29:05It's not like I have to go alone or anything.
29:07Actually, I can't go with you.
29:09What do you mean?
29:10I asked Marlo, and she said yes.
29:12Dude, nicely played.
29:14Wait, you have a date?
29:15But you're supposed to be my backup!
29:18Yeah, but I got a date!
29:22You mean, I'm going to be stuck going to the dance alone?
29:30No!
29:37I can't believe two guys said no to me in one day.
29:43You can still go stag.
29:45I'm going.
29:45I can't!
29:47I'm not strong like you!
29:50It's no big deal.
29:51There's just no one worth going with.
29:54Excuse me, sir.
29:55Would you like to chaperone a dance for us?
29:58Ma'am?
29:59Chaperone?
30:00Anyone?
30:01It's just four hours of your time, people!
30:07What's with him?
30:08Julie dumped him.
30:09Poor sap.
30:10I know what that's like.
30:11Stay strong, brother!
30:14Aloha!
30:15Aloha, dude!
30:17Can we help you?
30:18Dude, it's me!
30:20Ah!
30:21Jude!
30:22Dude, you totally had me!
30:24Any luck on finding us a ride to the dance?
30:26Not yet!
30:27Jude!
30:28I put you in charge of one thing!
30:30Ha-ha-ha!
30:32I knew it!
30:34Out, out, out!
30:36Would you like to be a chaperone?
30:37I'll do it!
30:38Put me in, Masterson!
30:39If there's one thing I can do, it's keep teens in check!
30:42No.
30:43I'll give you two days off next month!
30:44No.
30:44Okay, three.
30:46With pay.
30:46Hmm.
30:48Okay, fine.
30:48Yes!
30:49Ooh, wow!
30:50But you have to let us have fun!
30:51Fun is my middle name!
30:53Yes!
30:54Wait a minute.
30:55I better go rent a tux before they sell out!
30:57I love those penguin suits!
31:01So who wants to talk about the after-party?
31:04Ugh!
31:06What?
31:07You just don't get it, do you?
31:12You know, I really don't need your help here.
31:15I don't have anything better to do.
31:17So, you and Tara Johansson.
31:19Very nice.
31:20Way to go.
31:21That's inspirational.
31:22Wicked moves, man.
31:24I wish I'd thought of that one.
31:25I would really rather work alone.
31:26You're just jealous because the Jonesmeister's off the market.
31:30Yeah.
31:31I really wish I was going out with someone who was just using me to get back at her ex.
31:35You're wrong.
31:36She really likes me.
31:37Okay.
31:38You know what?
31:38Whatever.
31:40Eee!
31:41I just booked us hair appointments at Frederick's.
31:43Oh, that's so perfect.
31:45Aw!
31:46You guys get to go!
31:47And I have to stay here.
31:49Aw, Chrissy.
31:50I'm so sorry the Midnight Madness sale had to fall in the night of the dance.
31:54Yeah, I'm so glad I'm not you.
31:59Hi.
32:00Ah!
32:00Sorry.
32:01Your hair scared me.
32:03So what is Nikki's problem today?
32:04She's acting like a total psycho.
32:06Ugh.
32:07Nikki?
32:09What?
32:14So, what's going on here?
32:17Okay.
32:18I'm really into Jonesy.
32:21Eee!
32:21I knew it!
32:22But I don't know what to do.
32:24And now he's taking that stick insect to the dance.
32:27Why don't you talk to him about it?
32:28Have you seen her?
32:30She's gorgeous.
32:31I can't compete with that.
32:32You don't have to.
32:33You're Nikki.
32:34You're worth a hundred Terras.
32:36Yeah.
32:37Tell that to Jonesy.
32:38I think you should come to the dance.
32:40What?
32:40Alone?
32:40You can't let him get the better of you.
32:43And you won't be alone.
32:44He'll be with us.
32:46I'll think about it.
32:49You guys look amazing.
32:51Thanks.
32:52I wish you were coming, Caitlin.
32:53Me too.
32:55Wow.
32:55You look really pretty, Nikki.
32:57Thanks.
32:58So do you guys.
32:59I know, right?
33:01Are you going alone?
33:02Looks that way.
33:03Bummer.
33:05Hi, guys.
33:09Jen, you look perfect.
33:11I took your advice and went to a salon.
33:14It took three hours.
33:16I've never had an update before.
33:22What is wrong with you guys?
33:26Okay, nobody panic.
33:28We can fix this.
33:29I just need a room to work in.
33:31I know where we can go.
33:36Okay, listen up.
33:37I know we've had our differences, but this isn't about me.
33:40It's about Jen, who has worked her butt off for this dance and has just had some boy ruin everything.
33:45We need help.
33:47Why should we help you?
33:48Yeah, we hate you.
33:50Because I'll stay in the store tonight and let Chrissy go to the dance.
33:54Okay.
33:54Nikki, no.
33:56It's okay.
33:57This dance is much more important to Jen.
33:59That is so sweet.
34:01Okay, I'm going to need makeup remover, hairspray, and hot rollers.
34:05Stat.
34:24I can't believe you guys did it.
34:27That was so much fun.
34:29Oh, I wish I was going so badly.
34:32Wait.
34:33Why aren't you going?
34:34I don't have a date.
34:36So, we're all going stag.
34:38You are?
34:38Totally.
34:39There's a whole crew of greeter gods from Albatross and Finch going stag, too.
34:44The clones are going stag.
34:46I wouldn't be the only one.
34:48You have to come.
34:49Yee!
34:50Another quickie makeover.
34:52Come on.
34:53I'll find you a dress.
34:55Dude, I flew it.
34:57I didn't find us a ride to the dance.
34:59All the limos are rented already.
35:02Jen's going to freak.
35:03Freak.
35:04Freak.
35:05Freak.
35:05Freak.
35:06And I'll probably never get a chance to ride the Zamponi again.
35:11Oh, yes, you will.
35:14Wow, Jen.
35:15You look perfect.
35:16Even prettier than before.
35:18That was me.
35:19I'm really good with eyeliner.
35:21And Robbie?
35:22Oh, you don't have to worry about him.
35:25Hello.
35:26Hi, guys.
35:27Hi.
35:27Um, is our limo ready or what?
35:30Jude had better get here soon.
35:32Woo-hoo-hoo!
35:33Yeah!
35:34Is that?
35:35Oh, no way.
35:38Yeah!
35:39If the Zambonis are rocking, don't come a-knockin', baby.
35:44Yeah!
35:46Seriously, we're riding a Zamboni?
35:49To the dance?
35:51Couldn't Bruno get fired for this?
35:53Nope.
35:54He retired today.
35:55And you're looking at the new driver of the Zamboni.
35:58Me!
35:59Nice!
36:01You're coming, aren't you?
36:03What?
36:04I miss all the midnight madness fun here?
36:06No way.
36:09Hey!
36:11You okay?
36:12Yeah.
36:13Definitely.
36:14Partei!
36:15Bye, Nikki!
36:16Bye, Nikki!
36:16We'll miss you!
36:24Oh, Jen!
36:25It's perfect!
36:27It is a winter wonderland!
36:30Yeah, great job, girl!
36:32Thanks, guys!
36:41Isn't that the taco girl?
36:43Hi, taco girl!
36:45Nice dress!
36:46Yes!
36:48So pathetic!
36:51Jonesy, get us some punch!
36:53Is he here yet?
36:55Hey!
36:56So where's Darth?
36:59We broke up!
37:01I miss him so much!
37:04Jonesy, why are you talking to the taco girl?
37:07She's okay.
37:07Want to dance?
37:09No, get me some more spring rolls!
37:13Yeah, sure!
37:14You look really pretty tonight, Julie!
37:16Really?
37:17Oh, thanks!
37:22Nikki?
37:25What are you doing here?
37:27Working midnight madness.
37:28As you can see, it's a madhouse.
37:32Can I hang with you?
37:34Well, this night can't get any worse.
37:37So, why aren't you at the big dance?
37:40Julie and I broke up!
37:42She said I was unromantic and inattentive!
37:47Ouch!
37:51Don't you wish sometimes you had a time machine so you could go back and do everything differently?
37:57You don't need a time machine.
37:58If you want her back, just go to the dance and tell her how you feel.
38:02You really think she'll take me back?
38:04Definitely.
38:06I'll do it!
38:07Dance, Nikki!
38:08And may the Force be with you!
38:29Oh, go ahead and dance, you!
38:31He looks like a real MVP, Madison!
38:37Is he looking at me now?
38:41We really look good together, don't you think?
38:44Sure, uh, hey, do you want to go dance with my friends for a while?
38:48No, let's get something straight.
38:51You're lucky to be here with me.
38:53In fact, your stock has just gone up like ten points.
38:55So just stand there and look cute, okay?
39:07Julie, my intergalactic queen!
39:10I should have treated you better!
39:12Give me another chance and I promise, I will rock your universe!
39:25Revenge of the losers!
39:27Okay, that's it!
39:28I've had enough of you and your stupid friends!
39:31Nikki was right about you!
39:33You are as shallow as a puddle!
39:35I'm out of here!
39:38Ha ha ha!
39:42Nice, Darth!
39:43Sweet moves, buddy!
39:44Thanks, Jonesy!
39:45Hey, a little tip, stud to stud?
39:48Nikki's at the mall alone.
39:50And my Jedi sense tells me she wouldn't be adverse to seeing you right now.
39:55Thanks, man.
39:56I owe you.
39:59Jonesy!
40:02It's Nikki's favorite color!
40:05I'll be back in half an hour!
40:31I've been looking everywhere for you.
40:34You're crying.
40:36I am not.
40:37I just have...
40:39Something really big in my eyes, okay?
40:41Wait!
40:43Why did you break up with me?
40:45Oh, what?
40:46Like it's inconceivable that a girl could resist Jonesy's many charms?
40:50I'm serious.
40:52I want to know.
40:53Maybe I was scared, okay?
40:55Maybe I was afraid we'd screw everything up,
40:58and I'd lose the one guy who means more to me than anyone else in the whole world.
41:04Oh.
41:06Wow.
41:06Is that all you have to say?
41:08What are you even doing here?
41:10I thought you were supposed to be at the dance with the prettiest girl in school.
41:13Well, maybe I'm with the prettiest girl in school right now.
41:16So then why didn't you ask me?
41:18Maybe I was scared to.
41:20Jonesy!
41:21Just shut up for a second and let me say something.
41:23I was at the dance with this really hot girl, and things should have been great.
41:27But all I could think about was you.
41:29Annoying, sarcastic, totally frustrating you.
41:33Nikki, you're the only girl I want to go out with.
41:35So I'm asking you.
41:38Will you go to the dance with me?
41:43Yes.
41:56All right, Jonesy!
41:59Dude, you!
42:01Nikki, you're here!
42:03With Jonesy!
42:05Woo!
42:09I know I'm not the coolest guy
42:13But there's a burning desire inside
42:19Girl, I never wanted anyone more
42:23In a perfect world we'd be together
42:28You know, you could have made this a lot easier
42:31And just ask me
42:33And miss all that drama
42:35Never
42:36There's something that I got to say
42:38You're the reason
42:40I wake every day
42:43The reason
42:46I wish I could say
42:49You're my everything
42:51And girl, I need you now
42:58You're the reason
43:01I lie awake every night
43:04The reason
43:06I need you in my life
43:09You're my everything
43:11And girl, I need you now
43:32Thank you
43:34Thanks a lot
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