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Labour Day Part B
Nikki is in love with newborn babies in the hospital's nursery, but she accidentally switches them.
Nikki is in love with newborn babies in the hospital's nursery, but she accidentally switches them.
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00:13I can't believe you used our money to buy a coffee maker.
00:18I mean, what kind of gift is that for a baby?
00:20Parents with new babies get no sleep.
00:22Coffee keeps you awake.
00:23It's perfect.
00:30Only three and a half minutes between contractions now.
00:33So, where'd you find the guitar?
00:35There's an entertainment room.
00:36Thought it might be nice to write Jen's mom a song.
00:38Oh, that's a great idea.
00:41No, she'll love it.
00:42Okay, so what rhymes with crowning?
00:44Then again, maybe she won't.
00:50Oh, come on, signal.
00:52I need a signal.
00:54Ah!
00:55Well, the emergency phone doesn't work, and neither does the alarm.
01:00What?
01:00Please don't hurt me again.
01:05She's getting fairly close, so if Jen isn't here, you guys need to think about who will go in the
01:09delivery room with her.
01:11No way!
01:12Why me?
01:13Nikki, it'll be fine.
01:15Jen will be here!
01:19I know you're nervous.
01:20We're all nervous.
01:22Heck, this is going to be my first delivery.
01:24What?
01:24Don't get me wrong.
01:25I have a pretty good idea of what I'm doing.
01:27I've done a lot of reading and saw most of a video.
01:30Most of a video?
01:31You are so not helping.
01:33Anywho, time is running out, so you need to decide who's going to be in the delivery room assisting me.
01:38Assisting you?
01:39Well, it can't be me.
01:40I mean, it just can't.
01:42The way that babies come out of women is...
01:43Stop!
01:44Stop talking!
01:45Okay, fine.
01:46Agreed.
01:46Wyatt is out.
01:47It's between you and me, Caitlin.
01:48Hang on.
01:49I touched a payphone today.
01:51I think I've done enough.
01:53Fine.
01:53If Jen is not here on time, I will do it.
01:56Now, I'm frightened, so I need to pee.
01:58I'll be right back.
02:00Oh, where are you, Jen?
02:06Security dude's still back there?
02:08Yeah, dude.
02:10He's unstoppable.
02:12Slow down, guys.
02:13We gotta split up.
02:15Good plan.
02:16Later, bro.
02:17Okay.
02:20Send me into the delivery room?
02:22No thank you, friends.
02:24Yeah, friends.
02:25Ah!
02:25More like shirkers.
02:27I blame all of you for this.
02:30You strange-looking creatures.
02:33Actually, you're alright.
02:35Just you, though.
02:36The rest of you?
02:37Huh.
02:38Well, some cute dimples on that one.
02:41He's okay, I guess.
02:43You, with the hair sticking up?
02:45Eh, not bad.
02:46Chubby face?
02:47Kind of cute.
02:49Oh, redhead.
02:51Oh, wow.
02:53You're beautiful.
02:55Oh, look.
02:57Hi.
02:58Hi, yeah.
02:59I'm Auntie Nikki.
03:01What the?
03:02Did I just get caught looking at babies?
03:06Yes, I did.
03:07Oh, my.
03:09Do I...
03:09Like babies?
03:15Where have you been?
03:17There was nothing to do here, so I went downtown and got a manicure.
03:20Nice!
03:21So Robbie and Diego were with you?
03:23Oh, I knew I forgot something.
03:25Uh, okay, okay.
03:26Does anyone know where they are?
03:42Would someone please go and hide them?
03:46Oh, oh, oh.
03:48Wyatt, she's talking to you.
03:50Oh.
03:53Where'd the coffee maker come from?
03:55I bought it as a gift for the baby.
03:56Wow.
03:58Dumb.
04:03Christopher McGrath?
04:04Yes?
04:05I should fire you for being late on your first day of work.
04:08You, uh, wouldn't be the first.
04:15What was that about?
04:16Hurry up and get into costume.
04:18I'll give you the $50 after you finish the show for the kids.
04:21$50, you say?
04:22Well, then, it's time for the Christopher McGrane show.
04:26McGrane?
04:26McGrath.
04:27I meant McGrath.
04:33Oh, sorry, dude.
04:35Didn't see you lying there.
04:38Whew.
04:40I don't know about you, but I am not having a frosty day.
04:46So, what are you in for?
04:51Don't want to talk about it, huh?
04:53That's cool by me.
04:54I'm just going to hang here for a second, chill.
04:58Whew.
05:00Yeah, definitely in need of a breather.
05:05So, uh, okay.
05:09Let's see here.
05:11All right.
05:12Who wants a balloon animal?
05:14Yeah, you!
05:15Coming right up.
05:18Oh.
05:20Oh.
05:23Oh.
05:23Oh.
05:23Time since her last contraction?
05:25Oh.
05:25Oh.
05:25Just under three minutes.
05:26Wow.
05:27Is that bad?
05:28I have no idea.
05:30I like the nursery.
05:32It's that baby smell.
05:34I just love it.
05:38That baby smell?
05:40Help!
05:41People are trapped in here!
05:45Ugh.
05:47After all those Lamaze classes, I'm going to miss the whole birth.
05:51Well, I think it's pretty cool that you're your mom's breathing coach, and I promise you'll make it.
05:55We're in this together.
05:56A team, okay?
05:58A team.
05:59Deal.
05:59Is anyone in there?
06:01Yes!
06:02Me!
06:02Me!
06:03Me!
06:03I'm in here!
06:06Have you seen two little boys, dark hair, doing something bad?
06:11I think I found them.
06:12Thanks for your time.
06:13Get back here!
06:16Okay.
06:18Woo.
06:18Head rush.
06:20Now you all have snakes.
06:22Cool, huh?
06:23But I don't like snakes.
06:25Well, who cares with you?
06:27Uh.
06:29Fine.
06:30Name an animal.
06:31I want a donkey.
06:32Donkey it is.
06:37I want a donkey.
06:40Ow!
06:42Grr!
06:50This one will work.
06:52Now that's it.
06:54Give me yours.
06:54Oh, come on!
07:00And the old guy kept farting through the whole race.
07:06It was like turbo boost, dude.
07:11Oh, you should have seen it.
07:13Steve?
07:16Like the other guy had to stay in the lead just to avoid the bomb stick.
07:22Oh, Steve-o!
07:25Good times, bro.
07:27Good times.
07:29I didn't catch that last part.
07:31What did you say?
07:33I said, get us out of here quick.
07:36The baby could be born any minute.
07:38Oh, my.
07:39A pregnant woman trapped in the elevator.
07:42I'll call 911.
07:44Um, don't push.
07:48Okay.
07:49Don't push what?
07:50I don't know.
07:55Oh, he does smell good.
07:58Oh, she smells good, too.
08:01Oh.
08:03Look who's holding a baby.
08:09Hey, what's the matter, Dimples?
08:12Do you want some attention, too?
08:14Hey, look who made a baby stop crying.
08:17Me.
08:18I did.
08:19Oh, who's a good mommy, huh?
08:21Is it me?
08:24Oh.
08:25Okay, kids, back in your cells.
08:27Big Red goes in here, and Dimples goes in here.
08:31Oh, no.
08:32Wrong baby.
08:33Wrong crib.
08:36Guess whose mommy and daddy are here to take them home.
08:39Oh, no.
08:40Please, no.
08:40Please, no.
08:40Please, no.
08:42Time to go home with your parents.
08:45Well, maybe not your parents, but...
08:48Parents.
08:54You're right, dude.
08:55I should be rocking school.
08:58I'm only letting myself down.
09:00You are such a good motivator, bro.
09:03Is that what you do for a living?
09:07But of course you want to date me.
09:10I'm King Jonesy, and you're a pig.
09:13Then why is it you're the only one who smells like a pig?
09:17Well, Pig Nicky, I'd rather smell like a pig than look like one.
09:23If I look like a pig, why is it you want to date me?
09:27Because I'm not really that picky.
09:30Wow.
09:30Now I'm flattered.
09:33Wait.
09:34Okay.
09:34I admit it.
09:35I like you.
09:36You're a pig, but I like you.
09:38Well, you're a goof, but you're king of the goofs.
09:42So I like you, too.
09:46Aw, gross.
09:47The end.
09:54That was so beautiful.
09:57I almost cried there.
10:01Thank you, sir.
10:02This was the best job I never had.
10:04You may as well fire me now.
10:06You're fired?
10:07Pleasure doing business with you.
10:10Nicky!
10:12I just made 50 bucks as a clown.
10:15I was a king, and you were a pig, and...
10:17I switched two babies in the nursery,
10:19and one is on the way home with the wrong parents.
10:21What?
10:22I was a pig?
10:23Not important.
10:24I was holding dimples and redhead at the same time,
10:26and loving it,
10:27and then the nurse came back,
10:28and I put them in the wrong cribs,
10:29and the nurse took dimples,
10:30and is giving him to the parents instead of redhead.
10:33What do I do?
10:34You like babies now?
10:36Okay, can you tease me about this later?
10:38A baby is about to leave the hospital with the wrong parents.
10:41Technically, it's the parents leaving the hospital with the wrong...
10:43Josie!
10:44Okay, okay!
10:45Buy a doll at the gift shop,
10:47swap it out for redhead in the nursery,
10:49find the parents,
10:50and swap redhead for dimples,
10:51and get dimples back in the crib before anyone notices the doll!
10:54This is the one and only time I will ever say this.
10:57I love you and your big dumb brain.
10:59Mwah!
11:02Hey!
11:03Did she just say she loved me?
11:05Huh!
11:06Guess it's true what they say about a man in uniform.
11:09Oh, yeah!
11:11Yeah!
11:20So the ship is sinking, right?
11:22And a piece of wood can't support them both.
11:25So he kisses her,
11:26and he sinks into the dark water.
11:34A young woman stuck in an elevator is having a baby.
11:37This is what I do.
11:38Later, Shelly.
11:40Hi.
11:41Did two little dark hair...
11:43Excuse me.
11:45Uh, fourth floor.
11:47Code orange.
11:49Uh, code yellow?
11:51Code blue.
11:55All right, here goes nothing.
12:02Ugh!
12:05Why, oh, why do I have to like babies?
12:08Ah!
12:09Oh!
12:10Help!
12:11Those contrition thingies are getting really close together.
12:15Ah!
12:16Is Jen here yet?
12:18Not yet.
12:19You hang in there, Mom.
12:21Nikki!
12:21Is...
12:22Is Nikki there?
12:23No.
12:24Caitlin!
12:24Go find her!
12:25Please!
12:26Yes!
12:27No, wait.
12:28I'll go.
12:29Courtney!
12:30You stay!
12:30Caitlin!
12:31Go!
12:32No!
12:33Oh!
12:34Hurry.
12:37Nikki?
12:38Nikki!
12:40Caitlin!
12:41Caitlin!
12:42Where's Jen?
12:42Nikki loves me.
12:43Did...
12:43Did Jen's mom have the baby?
12:45Where have you been?
12:46I was in...
12:47No one cares.
12:47Last time I talked with Jen, she said that you'd better stop clowning around.
12:52Which is pretty uncanny.
12:54Why are you wearing that?
12:55I was downstairs doing a...
12:57No one cares.
12:57You keep asking questions and...
13:00Your stepmom is here having a baby.
13:02And I know being responsible isn't your thing.
13:04But until Jen gets here, it is your thing.
13:08What's the big...
13:09Jen's not here.
13:10Wyatt is trying to find your brothers.
13:11I touched a pay phone.
13:13Nikki's disappeared.
13:14And Courtney refuses to go into the delivery room.
13:17So if you can't convince her to and Jen doesn't get here...
13:20You're going in.
13:22Okay.
13:22All right.
13:24I'm in control of this.
13:29How dare they?
13:31You already confiscated my phone.
13:34Isn't that enough?
13:35I do look pretty good, though.
13:39My first real modeling gig.
13:42I miss Star.
13:44We used to be like two peas in a pod.
13:47But now I'm like a pea and she's like a...
13:51Duck.
13:52Or something even less pea-like.
13:55Um, are you a family member?
13:57Nah, we're just buds.
13:59Well, you really shouldn't be down here.
14:01Take a moment to say your goodbyes and then you have to go.
14:04Oh, okay.
14:06It's been great, dude.
14:08Lots of laughs.
14:10Some good heart-to-hearts.
14:11And you really taught me a ton about, like, life itself.
14:16Until we meet again.
14:18You take care, bro.
14:20That was beautiful.
14:23Okay.
14:24Oh, and dude, if you're ever at the mall, swing on by the ice rink and say,
14:30Hey!
14:31Hey!
14:32Hey!
14:41You!
14:42Please don't throw me back in jail, please!
14:45I did some recon and called the hospital.
14:49Your mom really is in labor.
14:52A teen who tells the truth.
14:54Never thought I'd see the day.
14:55Has she?
14:56Not yet, but soon.
14:57So, try and look pregnant.
14:59Get this woman to the hospital!
15:02Oh!
15:03I mean...
15:04Oh!
15:05Take it easy, lady.
15:06I gotcha.
15:07Oh!
15:09Thanks, Ron.
15:10Bye, Nathan!
15:11Oh!
15:12Woo!
15:16Excuse me.
15:17Uh, baby people?
15:18Wait.
15:19Hi.
15:20I'm a real nurse.
15:21Well, of course, I'm a real nurse.
15:24I am.
15:25But, uh, we forgot to, um, to, uh, measure the baby's face.
15:30So, we keep the face measuring machine in the baby carriage here.
15:37Wow.
15:38Perfect face size.
15:39You got yourself a good one there.
15:49Now, to get you back to the nursery.
15:54Have you seen a nervous-looking girl?
15:56Pierced nose, big pants?
16:01Where's Mrs. Masterson Garcia?
16:02I'm her daughter.
16:03Jen!
16:04Caitlin!
16:05Has she?
16:05No!
16:06Not cool.
16:06Your mom was so worried.
16:08Plug it!
16:09Hey, you're not pregnant.
16:10Pregnant?
16:13Look, I'm a model.
16:17Why aren't you wearing any shoes?
16:19Darth chewed them off.
16:20Long story.
16:22Your mother is on her way to the delivery room.
16:24This way.
16:27So, he sinks in the dark water, and then wham!
16:30She's an old lady holding a necklace.
16:33You can't write that stuff.
16:35And Jen's not here, so we've got to try and be as mature.
16:38There is Jen, which neither of us can do on our own.
16:41But maybe together, we can get close.
16:43You are going into that delivery room to help keep your mom calm.
16:47I'd do it, but that would only cause irreversible damage that would require years of therapy.
16:52Nikki loves me.
16:53I'll stay here in case Robbie and Diego turn up.
16:55But I'm the pretty one.
16:57Not today, Courtney.
16:58Today, you're Jen.
17:00Today, we are both Jen.
17:02Reliable, responsible, boring Jen.
17:04Jen, now get in there.
17:06Okay, I can do this.
17:08I'm here.
17:10She's here.
17:14Go, go.
17:20We totally had that covered.
17:22Yeah, I think we actually did.
17:24Courtney, you should come in too.
17:26But I don't...
17:27I'll do all the work.
17:29I just think Mom would like it if we were both in the room with her.
17:32Really?
17:33Thanks, Jen.
17:35Where's Nikki?
17:36Switching babies.
17:37She loves me.
17:42Uh, okay.
17:44This looks bad, but it was an accident.
17:46See, I was sniffing the babies because you said they smelled good, and I had two in my
17:49arms, and you were coming back.
17:51Uh, panic, panic.
17:52So I put them in the wrong crib, so you gave dimples to the wrong parents, so I had to
17:56stop
17:56them and switch the babies back, or he would have gone home with the wrong family.
18:01Is that all?
18:02What?
18:03We mix up babies in here all the time.
18:06They all look the same.
18:07It's hard not to.
18:08Yeah, I guess I can see that.
18:11Oh, your friend's mother is in the delivery room.
18:13You should join your party in the waiting room.
18:19You always send the babies home with the right parents in the end, though, right?
18:25Hmm.
18:26Good luck, guys.
18:32Not a toy!
18:33Not!
19:05So, what have you been doing all day?
19:07I just wanted her named after you.
19:09You named the baby Mrs. Masterson?
19:11No, Jude.
19:12Emma.
19:13The baby's name is Emma.
19:15Phew!
19:19Hey, I heard some of what you said to Courtney.
19:22Thanks for taking charge while I wasn't here.
19:24No problem, Jen.
19:25Anything for my second favorite sister?
19:28Can I hold her now?
19:30Aww.
19:31Aww.
19:37What's that for?
19:38Oh, nothing.
19:40Just don't take it off until you get her home.
19:43Jude!
19:44What?
19:46Oh, right.
19:50Say my name.
19:52Jude!
19:54Good one.
19:56Good one.
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