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Bye Bye Nikki? Part A
Nikki's father has accepted a job up in Iqaluit and Nikki doesn't want to leave her friends.
Nikki's father has accepted a job up in Iqaluit and Nikki doesn't want to leave her friends.
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00:00The time's last!
00:06Oh, Roger.
00:07Ooh, they're gonna kiss!
00:11Finally!
00:12Oh!
00:14What's with the heavy breathing?
00:15Looking at photos of me?
00:17Ew!
00:17Gross!
00:18We're watching Sisterhood of the Wandering Shorts.
00:21These girls go backpacking and fall in love with a bunch of international hotties.
00:25Is it any good?
00:27Can a guy enjoy a movie about a magical pair of shorts that bond four women together in Sisterhood?
00:33No!
00:34Can you imagine us going around the world together?
00:37Picture it.
00:38The six of us backpacking through France, Italy, Spain, hungry!
00:43Definitely, brah.
00:44I could totally go for a burrito right now.
00:50Hey, man, wanna split that?
00:53Oh, dear.
00:54Come back!
00:56Dude!
00:58Name one thing those countries have that the mall doesn't.
01:01Uh, how about three things?
01:03Huge museums, incredible art galleries, soaring architecture.
01:08There's a grade two art show over there, the museum store, and check out the soaring architecture of the food
01:14court.
01:15You can get internationally inspired food for under five bucks.
01:19Just like refried beans are not Mexico, the mall is not the world.
01:24Well, it won't be my world for much longer.
01:26Not if my dad has anything to do with it.
01:28What are you talking about?
01:29My family might be moving.
01:30What?
01:32You're moving away?
01:34Looks like.
01:35Dad's got a job interview tomorrow, and if he gets it, we'll have to move up north next week.
01:39Oh, no!
01:42Oh, no!
02:09Mellow is officially harsh.
02:11It's like I don't even want to shop anymore.
02:16How could he do this to me?
02:18To us?
02:18What job is worth moving your whole family?
02:20Ah!
02:21Don't even use the M word.
02:22Which one?
02:23Magnet?
02:24Muchacho?
02:25No.
02:25Move.
02:26I said quit it!
02:27My dad's in the running to become the new vice president of Ruts.
02:30What?
02:30Wow!
02:31No!
02:32That's amazing!
02:33Ruts is so cool.
02:35They did the uniforms for the Canadian Olympic team.
02:37Their leather bags are totally chic.
02:40And my butt always looks great in their jeans.
02:42Just ask the ladies.
02:43So, as long as your butt is happy, it's cool?
02:46Going from senior manager of Discount Days Fashion Cabana to VP of Ruts is a huge deal!
02:52Ooh, do you think he'll start dressing better?
02:54Relocating to some backwoods crap-down is a huge deal, too.
02:58But do I even get a say?
02:59No!
03:00My life is ruined!
03:02Yep!
03:03No big whoop!
03:03We'll be here!
03:04You can visit us any time!
03:06Glad you're taking this in stride.
03:07My new job awaits!
03:09Better get moving!
03:09No one's moving!
03:10I can't hear you!
03:11La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laAA-la
03:15-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
03:17I think Jen may be broken, brah.
03:20At least she's bummed that I'm leaving.
03:22La la la la, la la la la.
03:27Wow.
03:28No sniffing the aroma.
03:29No savoring the roasted thingamajigs.
03:32What's a perfectly roasted blend from Northern Sumatra
03:35when one's best friend is moving away?
03:37That's right.
03:38One best butt is moving away.
03:40But the Jones Meister is here to stay.
03:42How come you're not upset about Nicky leaving?
03:44You're losing your best friend and your girlfriend.
03:47Guess I'm not the emotional type.
03:48I'm more like the strong and silent type.
03:51Except for the silent part.
03:52And the strong part. Seriously.
03:54I am good, Wyatt, my man. Good with a capital UD.
03:57Isn't your new job selling scarves and sunglasses and stuff from a cart?
04:02Yep, and I barely have to be there because no one ever buys that crap.
04:06But they do steal it.
04:07What?
04:09Oh, I am so fired.
04:11There's a surprise.
04:13After I return the cart, this guy's going to celebrate his independence.
04:17When people lose someone they love, they often go through seven stages of anguish.
04:21I'm a bit of an expert.
04:22I think you've skipped panic and gone straight to number two.
04:25Denial.
04:26The only denial I'm suffering from is that I can't deny the smell of delicious tacos.
04:31Later.
04:33Classic profile. Better spread the word.
04:38Which tire would you recommend for a long-distance cycle?
04:41Sure. Go away. Leave everyone you care about behind.
04:45Can you tell me which wheels move better on concrete?
04:47No one's moving. I can't hear you. La-la-la-la-la-la.
04:51La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
04:57Skateboarding magazines? Who ordered those?
05:00Oh, here we go. International teen style.
05:04Nikki. Oh, Nikki. You dropped the news on us so quickly.
05:10I feel like I'm losing a finger. I know the pain will linger.
05:18My heart is totally breaking.
05:21And that's the happy song.
05:22No. I just read that women in Thunder Bay are wearing high-waisted culottes and plastic clogs.
05:29You can't move north. Your torso is far too short to pull up high-waisted culottes.
05:34Thanks for the tip. But I doubt that will convince my dad to skip his job interview tomorrow.
05:38Do you think anything else could convince him?
05:41I wish.
05:42Ugh. But the man's got a one-track mind.
05:44And he's aced every job interview he's ever had.
05:47It's as hopeless as the most hopeless thing ever.
05:50Times ten.
05:51Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:02Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:07Nikki. Old Nikki. She left her friends in the mall. When her dad got the V.P. call. All she
06:18could do was say goodbye. And her friends just cried.
06:23I'm crying!
06:29Two super stacked combos?
06:31One for you, one for your sweetie.
06:34Both are for me, my fair Julie.
06:35So how about you give me two tacos for the price of one?
06:38Come on, be a pal.
06:40Can I at least get some extra hot sauce?
06:43Great!
06:44And some more jalapenos?
06:46Refried beans.
06:47Double cheese.
06:48A few extra onions.
06:50Come on!
06:54Wyatt's right.
06:56Josie's hit the third stage of anguish.
06:59Bargaining.
07:08Here I am enjoying myself while Nicky goes through this move all alone?
07:12What am I? A monster?
07:14Just hit stage four, bro.
07:17Guilt.
07:17Five to one says he hits anger in...
07:21Three...
07:22Two...
07:24One...
07:25Ah!
07:26Ah!
07:27Ah!
07:28Ah!
07:28Ah!
07:28Ah!
07:31You mock my family.
07:33I teach you the meaning of pain.
07:34Just try it.
07:35Ow!
07:36Ow!
07:37Mr. Croix!
07:38That's exactly how I feel.
07:39Tied up in knots while a kung fu master beats me with a really hard stick.
07:44Shh!
07:45Depression.
07:46Oh.
07:47I don't want Nicky to leave.
07:49She's my girl!
07:51Aw!
07:51Wyatt said acceptance is next.
07:54I may have gone through the first six stages, but the Jones Meister doesn't accept anything.
07:59Not rampant failure at my many jobs.
08:01Not rejection at the hands of too many girls to count.
08:03And I will not accept that Nicky is moving away.
08:06Watch out, world.
08:08You've unleashed the beast!
08:11I don't think I can do this.
08:13Do you want Nicky to leave?
08:14No.
08:15Dude.
08:16Just read from the script I wrote.
08:18It's Oscar-worthy material.
08:20At the very least a Gemini.
08:25Good day, Mr. Wong.
08:26I'm calling on behalf of the senior VIP of...
08:30It clearly says VIP.
08:32What is the spell?
08:33The senior VP of Rutz?
08:35All right.
08:36Due to a scheduling conflict, your interview will now be held at the grind meet in the mall.
08:41Do not.
08:41I repeat, do not.
08:43Go to head office.
08:47Great.
08:48We'll see you then.
08:51You really think this will work?
08:53Nicky said her dad has his final interview today,
08:55but Rutz won't hire him if he blows the interview.
08:57Never happen.
08:58Have you met Mr. Wong?
09:00I happen to know him intimately.
09:02You're going to impersonate Mr. Wong at the mall?
09:05Correction.
09:06I'm going to impersonate Mr. Wong at head office,
09:08while Jude impersonates the senior VP of Rutz and interviews the real Mr. Wong back here.
09:13I get to be a senior VP?
09:16Cool!
09:18I have no idea what that is.
09:20What about me?
09:21I love dressing up.
09:22You get to be Jude's faithful assistant.
09:24We'll call you Lola.
09:26I really should wear hats more often.
09:28Cute, no?
09:29This is so wrong.
09:30I don't even know where to start.
09:31No one tell Nicky.
09:32If she accidentally lets it slip to her folks, we're sunk.
09:35I need to move before interviewing Nicky's dad.
09:39Peace.
09:40I have no idea what any of you people are doing.
09:47Why is there a welcome mat in front of my lemon?
09:55Jude?
09:56What are you doing?
09:58And why are you already in your suit?
10:00Lost my house, Keybra.
10:01I'm officially homeless.
10:04Do you have to be homeless in my lemon?
10:06Gameatorium is being sprayed for roaches.
10:09Wasn't me.
10:10You won't even know I'm here.
10:17I'll take those.
10:20Illegally habitating in the food court.
10:23We'll see about that.
10:25Stupid dad and a stupid new job.
10:28Can't he just stay here and do his stupid old job instead?
10:31Doesn't he totally hate working at Discount Dave's Fashion Cabana?
10:34Well, I totally hate moving.
10:35But that doesn't seem to count.
10:37Jen refuses to discuss it.
10:39Jonesy acts like it doesn't even bug him.
10:41Trust me.
10:42It's bugging him.
10:43What do you know?
10:44Nothing.
10:45But with any luck, you won't have to switch towns and schools.
10:48New school?
10:49I never even thought about that.
10:51No, I didn't mean to.
10:52And it'll be a midterm transfer.
10:54Worst time ever to be the new kid at school.
10:57Come on.
10:57I'm sure you'll do fine.
10:58Fine?
10:59Fine like Tessa from Texas?
11:01The only friend she's ever made is Julie.
11:03Even Darth shuns her.
11:05Maybe back where she's from, Tessa was actually cool.
11:10No!
11:19Why do things always have to change?
11:29I don't want to be Tessa from Texas!
11:32Huh?
11:32The girl at school with no friends and no boyfriend.
11:34Ah, yes.
11:36The curse of the midterm transfer student.
11:38I don't want to leave you guys.
11:40I like my life here.
11:41A lot.
11:42A lot, a lot.
11:43So, I know I just said it was hopeless, but just forget about what I said and help me!
11:50What's with the get-ups?
11:51You look like a goon.
11:53And you look like my dad.
11:54Great!
11:55Um, I mean, I'm so broken up about you leaving.
11:58I've aged 20 years.
12:00I'll deal with you later.
12:01Right now I've got a million other questions.
12:03If our family has to move, how do I convince my parents to let me stay?
12:06And even if they say yes, where will I live?
12:09A million questions and five best friends willing to help.
12:13Aw, thanks guys.
12:15Whew.
12:15Nikki isn't gonna move.
12:17I've got a rockin' crash pad.
12:20Life is sweet.
12:22This is a food stand, not a flop house, maggots.
12:26Bummer.
12:30There's a vacancy at the lemon now.
12:33Oh, thanks Jude, but no.
12:37Tell me someone had some luck.
12:39I asked my parents if you could move in, but they didn't think it was right to break up your
12:43family.
12:44My parents want me to go with you.
12:46There's room in my cart.
12:51My mom said she's willing to consider taking you in for the rest of the school year.
12:56Willing to consider?
12:57Ha!
12:58The three sweetest words in the English language.
13:01Yeah!
13:02Once you move in, I'm sure we can convince them to let you stay till the end of high school.
13:07Now I have to ask my parents.
13:10Ugh.
13:10I'll do it!
13:11Parents love me.
13:12Thanks, but this is something they should hear from me.
13:15I mean, how hard can it be?
13:18Listen to me and your mother.
13:20No daughter of ours is moving in with her boyfriend at 16.
13:23She'll move and she'll like it.
13:25We'll take her by force if necessary.
13:27Let's just say it's a no-go.
13:30What am I gonna do now?
13:31Only one thing left to do.
13:33You and Jonesy have to break up.
13:35Not helping.
13:36Think about it.
13:37If Nikki's parents think your relationship is over, maybe they'll reconsider.
13:43You're a genius!
13:45Ahem.
13:46A gorgeous genius?
13:48That's better.
13:49Dude!
13:49Time for the main event.
13:53Would you stop harping on me to get a job?
13:55The Jones Meister doesn't work.
13:57He's better as a kept man.
13:59What are you doing?
14:01Oh.
14:01Oh.
14:02If you think I'm gonna support your taco habit, you got another thing coming, bub.
14:06Get a job.
14:08Uh, do better in school or we're through.
14:11I deserve a winner.
14:13Well, then I'm all wrong for you.
14:15I'm a total loser.
14:16Wait.
14:17You're right.
14:17We are so over.
14:20Fine by me.
14:25Love ya.
14:26Yeah, me too.
14:27If you dudes will excuse me, I have to find somewhere to live.
14:34Coming through, lobster dudes.
14:40What are you doing in my fish tank?
14:44Just taking my morning bath, sushi guy.
14:48Whoa!
14:49Whoa!
14:53Later.
14:56Mr. Wong.
14:58Nice to finally meet ya.
15:01What?
15:02You're not old enough to have a teenage daughter?
15:04Am too.
15:06I mean, I drink a lot of green tea.
15:11Don't be nervous now.
15:12Not nervous at all.
15:13I've thrown plenty of interviews.
15:15I mean, aced plenty of interviews.
15:18Heh.
15:26Man.
15:27Ugh.
15:29Egypt sure is cramped.
15:33Can't be late for the interview.
15:35I see you, maggots.
15:38No loitering!
15:39Kids should be banned from our retail outlets.
15:42They're like wild dogs shedding and drooling everywhere.
15:45That'll attract a higher wage-earning clientele.
15:48And richer customers equal greater profits.
15:52Seriously?
15:52You like that idea?
15:54No washrooms in my stores.
15:56Employees can pee on their own time.
15:58Well, that'll cut down building costs.
15:59I'll only be in my office when my irritable bowel syndrome isn't flaring up.
16:04And it's always flaring up.
16:05Ugh.
16:06Yeah.
16:07Reduced accessibility equals greater oversight.
16:12You really know your business strategy, Mr. Wong?
16:17No sugar and cream in my break rooms, cause there are no breaks!
16:24That'll save 34% in overhead!
16:28You've gotta be kidding me!
16:30I never joke when I offer someone a job!
16:32You're hired!
16:38What's your fave color?
16:39And what's your take on space aliens?
16:42I've totally seen them.
16:45This is all a bit unorthodox.
16:47But okay.
16:48Dark blue, and yes, I believe in the concept of life on other planets.
16:51Great answers, Mr. Dude.
16:53Mr. Wong.
16:54Exactly.
16:55Just one more question.
16:58What would you do if a kid did a reverse ollie off the counter in one of your rut stores?
17:04Hmm?
17:05Probably start clapping?
17:07I used to be quite the boarder, though in my day it was a long board.
17:11You're so hired!
17:12Fantastic!
17:13What?
17:14When can we discuss salary and location?
17:17Um, tell him, Lola.
17:19Me?
17:20Oh, you're such a...
17:22Great boss!
17:24Heh.
17:24Just go away now, or we'll be in touch.
17:28Don't call us!
17:29We'll call you!
17:31Huh?
17:36I did everything I could!
17:39I even farted and poured cream on his head, but the guy still loved me!
17:43Of all the times for that to happen, I guess Nikki really is leaving.
17:46I'm so glad we're over!
17:48Now I can concentrate on my studies!
17:54Ah!
17:54Are you sure you can handle living with that brute?
18:00Yep, living with Jerksy won't be easy.
18:03Hey!
18:04But I can turn a blind eye for the sake of my academic career.
18:07Then you may have a trial sleepover before I make my final decision.
18:12Sweet!
18:14That young man looks familiar.
18:16Ah, quick!
18:17Somebody pull my finger!
18:26I always sleep on the left, so you can have the right.
18:29Thanks, Jen.
18:31Oops!
18:32Wouldn't want to get ringalos!
18:41No crummies in bed!
18:44Crummies?
18:49Yes!
18:50Law and justice traffic division is starting.
18:53Ugh, you're still into cop shows?
18:55I thought that was just a phase.
18:57Oh no, it's a passion!
18:58I mark them all in this journal, so we'll never miss a single episode!
19:06She shoots, she scores!
19:09Jen takes the gold, silver, and the bronze!
19:12Woo!
19:15Go, Jen!
19:16Go, Jen!
19:17Go, Jen!
19:17Stop talking!
19:19She steps up to the podium!
19:21Every inch a champion!
19:25Oh!
19:27Oh!
19:28Oh!
19:29Oh!
19:31Oh!
19:34That's number three, greets me!
19:37You're out of them all for good!
19:38Oh, yeah!
19:40As soon as I find the right key!
19:49Ah!
19:51Nikki?
19:53I just sleepwalked into the pool!
19:56I always sleepwalk when I'm stressed!
19:58Relax!
19:59What have you got to stress about?
20:01Okay, so your dad did get the new job, and your family is moving to the North Pole!
20:07Iqaluit.
20:08We're moving to Iqaluit.
20:10As in Nunavut?
20:11But it's cool!
20:12Cause you're totally gonna wind up living here!
20:15In Jen's room!
20:16Forever!
20:17Sure!
20:17Drip all over the floor!
20:18Who cares?
20:19It's not like anyone's gonna do anything about it!
20:21People can be so inconsiderate!
20:24But don't worry!
20:24Jen will clean it up!
20:25Oh, yeah!
20:26Jen takes care of everything!
20:27Iqaluit or here!
20:29I'm doomed!
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