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Out of This World
Jonesy, Jude and Wyatt wait in a long line for a blockbuster alien movie, but they keep getting out of line and losing their spots.
Jonesy, Jude and Wyatt wait in a long line for a blockbuster alien movie, but they keep getting out of line and losing their spots.
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00:00Time's last!
00:13Hey, cute earrings.
00:15I know, right?
00:16Plus, they're total home magnets.
00:21Maybe I should get a pair.
00:23Ever since Travis and I broke up, it's like I'm invisible to guys.
00:27Classic post-breakup syndrome.
00:28You have to stop moping and get back on that dating horse.
00:32I'm not sure I'm ready for a horse just yet.
00:34Could it be a dating pony?
00:39Ew, it's making that sound again.
00:44No!
00:45My earring!
00:46You're a blender.
00:47What do I do?
00:48Well, you better tell your boss.
00:50His number's on the emergency contact list.
00:55What?
00:56Uh, hi.
00:58It's Caitlin from the Big Squeeze.
01:00The blender's kind of broken.
01:01What?
01:02That thing's state-of-the-art.
01:04How the heckin' the majibbi the flippin' my...
01:06Whatever did it break?
01:08Uh, natural wear and tear.
01:10So, can you buy another one?
01:11I ain't made old money, missy.
01:14Fix it or you're fired!
01:15I could get fired?
01:18How will I shop?
01:19And how will we hang?
01:21If you're not working here, we could lose our table.
01:23Our beautiful table.
01:25Wait!
01:26There's a mall repair hotline.
01:30Hello?
01:31I've got an urgent repair at the Big Squeeze.
01:33Really?
01:34Oh, great!
01:35The repair guy's already in the food court.
01:37They're gonna page him now.
01:49You need a blender fixed?
01:52Yeah, but it's kind of messy, so...
01:55You better take your shirt off.
02:00He's so hot!
02:02And so mine!
02:04What?
02:09Here you go.
02:10Take one and pass him on.
02:12You want us to hand out your resumes?
02:14Papa needs a new gig fast.
02:16I'm down to my last five bucks, but I owe certain people 20.
02:19Certain people?
02:20I kind of bet little Cody he couldn't eat a whole vat of seafood salad.
02:24Are you nuts?
02:25That guy is huge!
02:26So was the vat.
02:27He was this close to total spewage.
02:32Greetings, Earth dudes!
02:35Who is stoked to see the coolest 3D movie of all time ever?
02:40You're kind of early.
02:41Blue Alien Vortex doesn't premiere till tomorrow.
02:44Yeah, but if we want smoking seats, we need to line up today, dudes!
02:49Is this a dorky sci-fi movie?
02:51First of all, it's in 3D, so good seats are critical.
02:54Second of all, Blue Alien Vortex isn't dorky.
02:57Despite Jude's costume.
02:58Seriously, man, only losers dress up like sci-fi characters.
03:04I rest my case.
03:06Come on, bros.
03:07Relax and let your geek flags fly.
03:11I kind of want to date again someday.
03:13Good call.
03:14But you're still going to line up with me, right dudes?
03:17You know it, brother.
03:18Gotta hit work.
03:19I'll be there later.
03:22Nikki!
03:23We need your advice.
03:24We both really like the same guy.
03:27I'm the one who called him over.
03:29But I'm the one who really needs to get back on the dating horse.
03:31Whoa there, Philly.
03:33Who's the guy?
03:33The mall repairman.
03:35Does he have a name?
03:36Um, Handy Stud.
03:38This is so not worth fighting over.
03:40True.
03:41Caitlin should really back off.
03:42Me?
03:43What about you?
03:44Okay, okay.
03:45How about you make it a friendly competition?
03:48Whoever he asks out first gets him.
03:50Fair and square.
03:50No way!
03:51When it comes to flirting, we aren't exactly evenly matched.
03:54That's true.
03:55Aw.
03:55So make ground rules.
03:57Like, when you talk to him, you can't use hint words like date, go out, crush.
04:01Ooh, and Caitlin can't do her eyelash flutter.
04:03No guy can resist that.
04:05What?
04:05She's right.
04:06To keep it fair, you'll have to wear sunglasses around him.
04:08Then Jen can't talk about sports.
04:10What?
04:10No fluttering and no sports.
04:13Deal?
04:14Deal.
04:21Bummer, dude.
04:23I thought we were going to be first in line.
04:25No sweat.
04:26There's at least 30 seats in the 3D sweet spot.
04:29We're golden.
04:31Uh-oh.
04:32Little Cody, hide me.
04:36Huh?
04:39Dude looks angry, bro.
04:42That's why I need a job pronto.
04:44If you need help, I'm your human.
04:49Don't tell me you're going to be standing behind us the whole time.
04:52Standing's for chumps.
04:54As for locale, you may lose your place in line, but nothing's moving me from this spot.
05:01Sweet, dude.
05:02We're line buddies.
05:08Oh, no.
05:10Although this does give me a reason to call the hotline.
05:16Yeah, send the handy stat, uh, handy man back to the big squeeze.
05:21A few hours?
05:24Where is he right now?
05:27Have you seen the mall repairman?
05:29No.
05:30Why?
05:30Caitlyn and I are competing to see who he'll ask out first, but I don't stand a chance.
05:35Not with that attitude, you don't.
05:37Come on.
05:37You have just as good a chance of winning him over.
05:39You really think so?
05:40Sure.
05:41You know, unless Caitlyn gets to him first.
05:43Aw.
05:43Wyatt.
05:44Shutting up now.
05:46Where are you, handy stud?
05:53All done.
05:54Perfect.
05:56So perfect.
06:03Is that Caitlyn with handy stud?
06:06Want binoculars?
06:07Wayne uses them to hunt foxes.
06:13She must have fake bumped into him.
06:15Is that even allowed?
06:16Well, we never made a rule against it.
06:18I am so sorry.
06:20I can't see where I'm going in these things.
06:22So why are you wearing them?
06:24That is such a good question.
06:29You didn't see that.
06:31Oh.
06:31Oh.
06:32That was way out of bounds.
06:34Yep.
06:34She definitely fouled.
06:35Did I really just call a foul on an eyelash flutter?
06:39Your break ended 45 minutes ago.
06:42Are you sure?
06:43Because it feels like it just ended 20 minutes ago.
06:45Get back here.
06:46Oh, well.
06:47Duty calls.
06:48Later.
06:52So?
06:53Yeah.
06:54Bye.
06:57Is that Jen with binoculars?
07:01Jen spying on me?
07:03That is so low.
07:12Tasty snackage, dude.
07:15Some of us came prepared.
07:17And no, I will not be sharing with you.
07:22Let the butt-numbing weight begin.
07:24Awesome timing, bro.
07:26I'm going to go scrounge some vittles.
07:28Want to come?
07:29Beware.
07:30If all of you leave for any reason, your spot becomes my spot.
07:35Dream on.
07:36A three-man crew means no way we will lose our place in line.
07:39We'll see.
07:41Hello?
07:42Oh, hey, Tim.
07:43But I just finished my shift.
07:45Wayne said what?
07:46Told Tim why it would do my shift.
07:48Guess that makes you a two-man crew.
07:51I have to go back to work.
07:52Thanks to you-know-who.
07:54All's fair in love and vortex.
07:56Don't sweat it.
07:57We are so on this.
07:59Nothing could possibly go wrong.
08:01Gotta make a taco run.
08:03You want in?
08:04Always.
08:04In the immortal words of the Vortex Master.
08:08Ra-chi-ca-ca-wa-ni-ca-ha.
08:11Ah, good times.
08:14Little Cody!
08:16Mind if I hide in your bag for a minute?
08:18Um, let's see now.
08:20Hmm.
08:21Nope.
08:22Hey, Cody!
08:23Over here!
08:24Yo!
08:25Hey!
08:26Ah!
08:26Not cool!
08:28Doodle-doo.
08:29Come to Papa.
08:33Nikki!
08:34Jen is cheating!
08:35I just caught her spying on me!
08:37I guess that makes up for the eyelash flutter.
08:40Ah!
08:40She told you?
08:41This is exactly why I need you to spy on her!
08:44What?
08:44No way!
08:45I'm just a referee!
08:46Exactly!
08:47You should be the one to see her cheat and judge her for it!
08:51Please, Nikki.
08:53Pretty, please!
08:55Ugh!
08:56Not the puppy dog eyes!
08:58Ugh!
08:58Fine.
08:59I'm in.
09:03Psst!
09:04Jude!
09:05Is little Cody gone?
09:08All clear.
09:09Phew!
09:10My number's on the resume!
09:11Call me!
09:14Think you're in our spot, dude?
09:17Actually, this is my spot now.
09:19Your spot?
09:21Is back there.
09:24Aw, man!
09:25We totally lost our pole position!
09:28Okay.
09:28We'll still get pretty good seats if we don't lose our spot again.
09:32Not gonna happen, bro.
09:34Next time I get hungry, I'm ordering in.
09:37What if you need to pee?
09:38Already thought of that.
09:40Nice.
09:45Yes!
09:45Whatever the job is, I'll take it.
09:47What's with the measuring t-
09:48Ah!
09:49Confirming you'll fit into the official blue alien mascot costume.
09:53Whoa!
09:53No way am I dressing up like a nerd ball loser.
09:56Hmm.
09:57There's gotta be some other job out there.
10:00Any other job!
10:01Time to get proactive.
10:04Hmm.
10:07Okay.
10:10Come on!
10:16Help me!
10:19Somebody!
10:20Preferably somebody handy!
10:22And hot!
10:24Ah!
10:26Hang on, I'll just easily lift this not-heavy shelf?
10:30Uh, I, I, I mean, you saved me!
10:33How did it break off the wall?
10:35Earthquake!
10:42So, have you always been so handy?
10:45I guess.
10:47Oh, you.
10:48You like sports?
10:49Why do you ask?
10:51Is this a test?
10:52Who put you up to it?
10:53You work in a sports store.
10:56Right!
10:58Sorry, I just, I can't talk about it right now.
11:02Doctor's orders.
11:08Nicky!
11:08Did Caitlyn send you?
11:10Uh, clearly I'm not cut out for spying.
11:17Oh, yeah.
11:18He's so worth the trouble.
11:27You, alien, boy, don't get it.
11:32Aw, man, what happened?
11:34When I left, we were in front of Wayne.
11:36Don't blame me, blame Cody!
11:41Can you, uh, move a little to the left?
11:44Shh, don't draw Cody's attention.
11:46I think he already saw you.
11:47What makes you say that?
11:48He's standing right beside us.
11:50Where's my money?
11:51Just a second!
11:55And...
11:56Here you go.
11:58Oh, Cody, hi.
11:59Yeah, I just need a little more time.
12:01Twenty-four hours!
12:03Then I start clobbering!
12:05Then you leave me no choice.
12:17Good morning, alien lovers.
12:20Please welcome the blue alien vortex master.
12:26You're right!
12:28Awesome!
12:29You're right!
12:29Get faster!
12:33Not cool!
12:34So not cool!
12:41Aw, Jonesy, why so blue?
12:45Go ahead, laugh it up.
12:47You won't be when we're sitting in the sweet spot.
12:49What?
12:50Yep, I convinced the usher to reserve three seats smack dab in the center of the theater
12:55for us truly.
12:56Nice!
12:57Gnarly!
12:58No!
12:58I know, I'm great.
12:59Plus, I made enough up front to pay Cody back.
13:02Jones-ter, you are the vortex master.
13:09I thought Mr. Handy Stud fixed that.
13:13I know.
13:13I called the hotline again, but they said he's booked all week.
13:17How am I supposed to snag him under these conditions?
13:19I'd focus less on snagging studs and more on not getting fired.
13:23One crisis at a time.
13:25You sent Nikki to spy on me.
13:27Only because you spied on me, cheater.
13:29Eyelash flutter.
13:30That's it.
13:31This competition is over.
13:33Why?
13:34You want to let some unhandy dud tear your friendship apart?
13:37Fine.
13:38You can do it without me.
13:39I quit.
13:42So, do you think we should stop?
13:45Heck no.
13:46That stud is mine.
13:47Not if I see him first.
13:49Yoo-hoo!
13:50Handy!
13:51Henry!
13:52Whatever your name is!
13:54Harry!
13:55Hayden!
13:56Where are you?
13:59Hey, guys.
14:00How's it go-
14:01Oh!
14:04Great.
14:05Sorry.
14:06Sorry.
14:07Sorry.
14:07Woo!
14:08Okay.
14:10So, how's day two of the geek pride parade treating everyone?
14:13Great.
14:14We were just debating which blue alien is the coolest.
14:16Gotta be Shamino, bro.
14:19He kills his enemies with one flick of the tongue.
14:22But Rufu can see through time.
14:24Ah, geek speak.
14:25I'd rather watch Jen and Caitlyn tear each other apart.
14:28Later.
14:29Hey, tell him to bring it up here.
14:31Nothing like a good chick fight.
14:32Uh, that's disrespectful to women.
14:35It's also the closest most of you pillow kissers will ever get to a real live girl.
14:40What a jerk.
14:41I didn't know, Fred, what?
14:41Pillow hater!
14:42Maybe you should dial it down.
14:44Relax.
14:45I'm the freaking vortex master.
14:47What are they gonna do about it?
14:48Oh, Usher, your vortex master just insulted the entire lineup.
14:54What?
14:54Whoa!
14:55That's not what-
14:55We were having a friendly discussion about pillows.
14:58Gigantoplex employees respect our patrons.
15:01Give me those boots.
15:02You're fired.
15:03You'll have to get back in line like everyone else.
15:06What?
15:08Have you seen that repair guy, Henry, Heathcliff, anyone?
15:13Harley, Hercules, where are you?
15:18You are so good at that.
15:27Eee!
15:30Eee!
15:31Eee!
15:33Eee!
15:34Eee!
15:34Eee!
15:35Eee!
15:36Eee!
15:36Eee!
15:37Eee!
15:37Eee!
15:39Eee!
15:39Eee!
15:40Eee!
15:41Eee!
15:43Eee!
15:44Eee!
15:44Eee!
15:45Eee!
15:48Eee!
15:48There won't be any good seats left by the time we get inside.
15:52If only we had a bud at the front of the line to let us in.
15:56We do know someone, but he's no bud.
15:59Eee!
15:59Eee!
16:02Eee!
16:02Eee!
16:02Oh, no, no, no.
16:03No way am I asking Wayne for help.
16:06Come on, man.
16:06If not for me, do it for Jude.
16:08Look at his face.
16:09Do you really want to see him cry?
16:11Only you can take us into the sweet spot.
16:15You both owe me big time.
16:17That's right.
16:18Off you go.
16:22Thought you might come crawling back.
16:24Can we join you in line?
16:26That, my friend, is gonna cost you.
16:29Say a week of my McFlipster shifts, minus my pay.
16:33What?
16:33You are pure evil.
16:35Hmm.
16:36Take it or leave it, fanboy.
16:39Eee!
16:40Eee!
16:40Eee!
16:41Eee!
16:41Eee!
16:41Eee!
16:42Eee!
16:42Eee!
16:43Eee!
16:43OK, this time for real.
16:45None of us leaves this line, no matter what.
16:48Uhh, I kinda have to pee...
16:54Wait up, handsome!
16:56Ignore her.
16:57I'm your gal.
16:58Oh, yeah?
17:022-27!
17:04Desecration of public property.
17:05You sickos are coming with me.
17:08Ah, no!
17:10Nikki, help!
17:11Don't worry, I'll bail you out!
17:14Eventually?
17:17The doors are opening any minute now.
17:193D sweet spot, here we come.
17:21Aw, look, the dork squad is bonding.
17:24Hey, brah, can you do us a solid and empty this out?
17:27Sure, what's in it?
17:28RP.
17:29Ah!
17:30Whoa!
17:32No!
17:32Yikes!
17:45Wow, brah-vo, guys, brah-vo!
17:50Sweet baby Santa, why?
17:53Do I need to say it?
17:56Oh, yeah!
18:02Look, Nikki's here to bail us out!
18:05Ooh, what's that smell?
18:07978, flagrant tossing of urine.
18:10Ew!
18:11You're not maggots, you're savages.
18:15Jar wasn't supposed to break, dude.
18:19So we're stuck in here?
18:21No one else better snag you.
18:23Forget Horatio.
18:25What about the fact that the blender is still broken?
18:27I'm doomed.
18:28Maybe if we work together, we can fix the blender ourselves.
18:32Really?
18:32Well, we have to do it before Big Steve calls back, or I'm so fired.
18:37Fired?
18:37Man!
18:38I thought our day was bad.
18:40I just wanted to see Blue Alien Vortex.
18:42How did it go so wrong?
18:43My lady friend's son wants to see that, but sold out.
18:51Uh...
18:52One-time offer.
18:54Let us out now, and you can impress your lady friend with three ticks to the premiere.
18:58Going?
18:59Going?
19:00I'll take it.
19:02Gone.
19:13So I slept on a floor overnight, peed in a jar, and promised to work all Wayne shifts
19:19for free, just so Ron could see Blue Alien Vortex?
19:23Okay.
19:23We missed the premiere, but so what?
19:25We can still enjoy the movie.
19:27And would Shibato kill the Vortex Master?
19:30Never saw that coming.
19:33Come on!
19:34Step seven.
19:36Insert motor into blender.
19:38Motor.
19:40I can't get it in.
19:42That's it, then.
19:43I'm fired.
19:44Wait, wait, wait.
19:45I see something.
19:46Tweezers.
19:48Tweezers!
19:51Gotcha.
19:52Steady now.
19:54My earring!
19:59It fits!
20:00Yeah, but does it work?
20:01Please work, please work, please work.
20:05Yes!
20:07Hey, did you fix my blender or are you fired?
20:10I'll fix, boss.
20:11Not to worry.
20:12Then stop yakking on the phone and get to work!
20:16I swear, I will never compete with you over a guy again.
20:20Me neither.
20:25He's all yours.
20:26That's okay, you can have him.
20:28Seriously.
20:28Take him!
20:28No problem.
20:29Because I don't want him.
20:29Really.
20:30You can have him.
20:31He's yours.
20:31Not mine.
20:32He's yours.
20:33I don't want him.
20:33No, really.
20:34You can have him.
20:34Do it.
20:35No problem.
20:35Same time.
20:35You can have him.
20:36That is kind of Nein.
20:36You can...
20:36You can never watch my wonky muscles.
20:36You can have my go.
20:36Bye.
20:36Bye.
20:37Bye.
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