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Blast from The Past
Olympic athlete Travis Gibson visits the mall to meet Jen, but she won't spend time with him because he threw a rock at her forehead back in second grade and gave her a nasty scar.
Olympic athlete Travis Gibson visits the mall to meet Jen, but she won't spend time with him because he threw a rock at her forehead back in second grade and gave her a nasty scar.
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00:00Time's last!
00:16Hey guys, what's up with Caitlin?
00:18She won't tell us. Says we have too much testosterone to get it.
00:22Luckily, the human body's only 60% water.
00:25She'll have to stop crying sooner or later.
00:28Caitlin, what's wrong?
00:30Oh, Jen. Spencer dumped me.
00:35Did we even meet Spencer?
00:37Who can remember? Caitlin's dated more guys than I've had jobs.
00:41Jenny, is that you?
00:42Travis?
00:44Wow, I haven't seen you since grade two. You look amazing.
00:48Well, good to see ya. Bye-bye now.
00:50Yeah, I do have to go. But can I meet you here later so we can catch up?
00:53Oh, she's always here. This is our table.
00:55Great! Awesome to see you, Jenny.
00:59Whoa, Jenny. That guy was a hottie.
01:02And I never use that word.
01:04More like a naughty.
01:06The day Travis Gibson transferred out of our school was the best day of my life.
01:09What?
01:10Travis the Arm Gibson is only the regional champion shot put thrower.
01:15Show a little respect!
01:16That was the Travis Gibson?
01:18Wow!
01:19Yeah, brah. He's a total legend.
01:22Huh, yeah. A legend who scarred me for life.
01:26Hang on. How did he scar you?
01:28Don't you remember?
01:30Look!
01:31Oh, yeah!
01:32Yikes!
01:33Travis the Arm Gibson is the maniac who spent all of grade two throwing rocks at me.
01:38Oh, Jen, that is so...
01:47It's not just Spencer. All boys are jerks and bombs.
01:51But necessary to the food chain.
01:53I get dumped, you get scarred, and you... well, you and Jonesy actually seem okay.
01:59That's because my standards are low.
02:02I'm just sick of them all.
02:03Well, maybe a little time off from boys would do you good.
02:07You're right! From this day forward, I've got a new attitude and a new motto.
02:12No boys allowed!
02:17Morning, dudettes!
02:20Um, Caitlin's growling at me.
02:22It's her new thing. Down, girl.
02:25What are you doing in there?
02:27Ever since I lost my Zamboni job, I have way more time to play my game guy.
02:32Because I have more time, so I need more games.
02:35But I don't have money, because I don't have a job.
02:39Which explains the wetness how.
02:41It's a little extreme sport I like to call fountain fishing.
02:46Uh, Jude, isn't it kind of wrong to steal coins from a fountain?
02:50Pretty sure once money goes underwater, it belongs to everyone, brah.
02:55I'll take that mucus membrane!
02:58My game guy find!
02:59Congratulations, maggot!
03:02You just hit a whole new low.
03:05Bummer, that was my best sock.
03:08Gotta go. Later, guys.
03:10Me too.
03:11I need to get one more thing to go with my new attitude and my new motto.
03:15A new fountain fishing sock for your favorite skater, bud?
03:19No.
03:20A new wardrobe.
03:30Let me guess. Shopping didn't help.
03:33Everything cute reminded me of Spencer.
03:36And now my arms are sore.
03:38Why do shoes have to be so heavy?
03:40That's because shopping's for the old Caitlyn.
03:43The new Caitlyn needs something new to get fired up about.
03:46That's fascinating.
03:47You can see how he's used random juxtaposition to simulate the essence of life.
03:50Hmph. Can't they keep it down over there? I'm trying to sulk.
03:54Come on, don't just whine.
03:55You're the new Caitlyn.
03:57Get passionate. Get angry.
03:58Okay.
03:59Those paintings are majorly ugly.
04:02And they totally clash.
04:04You're right.
04:05Even I could paint better.
04:07I don't know about that.
04:08I should do a painting.
04:09Ha! That'll show them.
04:11I didn't see that coming.
04:12Hey, aren't you Jenny's friends?
04:14The name's Jen. Get it right.
04:16Is she still into sports?
04:18Because I wanted to let her know that I just qualified for the Olympic shot put tryouts.
04:21Olympics, huh?
04:22Tell me. What's your policy on chocolate?
04:25Love it.
04:25Especially when it's shaped like soccer balls or skis or...
04:28Olympics? Chocolate skis?
04:31Stop copying Jen!
04:32She just got a new personality.
04:34Still working out the kinks.
04:36Jen's over at the penalty box.
04:37Really? That's awesome. Thanks.
04:39Nikki! Jen said you wanted nothing to do with him.
04:42Easy, Tiger. He's totally into her. And they obviously have a ton in common. When's the last time that happened?
04:48Well, it was... never.
04:55Purgatory. Jen speaking.
04:57Yeah. That guy who scarred you for life? He's kind of on his way over.
05:01Travis is coming here?
05:05Gotta go!
05:08Travis Gibson?
05:09Travis Gibson? Champion shot put thrower? In my store? What are the odds? Would you be a sport and sign
05:15my arm? Let me just get a pad. Something nice and permanent.
05:19I heard Jenny works here. Is she around?
05:22Masterson! Front and center!
05:26Hey, Travis.
05:27Jenny, I just qualified for the Olympic tryouts. I thought maybe we could celebrate over lunch?
05:32You mean, like a date?
05:34Oh, nothing serious. Just, you know, catch up.
05:37Gee, I'd like to, but I, uh, yeah, I've got this really contagious disease.
05:43Oh, okay.
05:44Masterson! Drop and give me 20 for not having a clue what you're missing!
05:47Ah!
05:51My schedule just cleared up! Oh, look at that! How's 12.30 in the food court sound?
05:56Hmm? Huh? Hmm.
05:58Yeah.
06:03Oh, uh, uh, yeah, I would like to have...
06:06This is a no-boys zone! Take it somewhere else!
06:09She might be taking this no-boys thing a little too far.
06:13You kidding? After all this time, Caitlin's finally interesting.
06:16So, how'd it go with Travis?
06:18He asked me out, but I said no.
06:21What? How could you?
06:23Call him up and say you changed your mind.
06:25It's none of your business who I date, Jonesy.
06:27It is if he's the coolest jock in the whole country.
06:30I just need to hang with him once and I'm golden.
06:32Aren't you supposed to be at work?
06:34Where are you working right now?
06:35At the, uh, yeah, you know, down, uh, next to, um...
06:40Okay, I can't remember.
06:41You can't remember where you work?
06:43Hasn't anything ever slipped your mind before?
06:45Not a job.
06:47It was a quick interview. It'll come back to me.
06:50Just gotta give the old brain a little room to breathe.
06:53Give it any more room and it'll die of loneliness.
06:56Travis, up high!
06:58Hey, Jenny. I was wondering if you've reconsidered at all?
07:01Sorry. I'm really busy all this week with that contagious disease.
07:06Liar!
07:07Okay. But I'm gonna ask you again tomorrow at 2.30.
07:10Yeah, I'm totally busy tomorrow at 2.30.
07:13And every other time, too.
07:17You do realize you and Travis are perfect for each other.
07:20Never in a million years will I date Travis Gibson.
07:26Excuse me, miss.
07:30Now, who does that remind me of?
07:34Spencer?
07:35Oh, uh, hi!
07:38Whoa. Awkward.
07:45I brought caffeine to fuel the creative process.
07:49How goes it?
07:49What was I thinking? I'm no artist.
07:53Oh, come on. It can't be that bad.
07:57Ew.
08:00I'm gonna go clean up.
08:04Oh, come on, Caitlin. It's no worse than those art show paintings.
08:13Sorry I'm late.
08:14Hey, cut yourself some slack, Masterson. You're not that late.
08:19Okay, what's going on?
08:21Can you get Travis to do an autograph session? It'd be great for business.
08:25I'll let you be late for a month.
08:28If you don't get them, you're on inventory till the year 3,000.
08:33Stupid, Travis.
08:36She loves me.
08:38She loves me not.
08:40She loves me.
08:41She loves me not.
08:43Travis?
08:44Jenny.
08:44Yeah, hey, listen.
08:46Coach wants to know if you'll come to the store and sign some shot puts.
08:50Absolutely. On one condition.
08:52That you'll have dinner with me.
08:53I will never go out with you after what you did to me in grade two.
08:56What do you mean?
08:57Oh, remember this, Mr. Olympic arm?
09:01Oh, Jenny, I'm so sorry.
09:04I had no idea.
09:05Of course, I'll do the autograph session.
09:07And I promise I'll never ask you out again.
09:10Well, good.
09:20Sweet.
09:22Sweet.
09:28Game on.
09:36Hurry up.
09:37I ain't gonna live forever.
09:39Excuse me, elderly dudes.
09:41Where do you keep your Game Guy games?
09:43Game who?
09:44Speak up, Sonny.
09:46I'm looking for the latest Game Guy games.
09:50I only carry games made before 1977.
09:54After that, things went downhill faster than a wagon full of fat kids.
09:591977?
10:00That's like...
10:02A hundred years ago.
10:04Dude, you gotta get some Game Guy games.
10:08Never!
10:09Take that crazy wheelboard doohickey of yours and skedaddle, hippie.
10:14Dude, you can't just ignore stuff because it's new.
10:19Did Neil Armstrong say,
10:20I don't want to discover the moon.
10:23It's too new.
10:24No.
10:25He went ahead and did it anyway.
10:28For you.
10:29And them.
10:30And most of all,
10:32for dudes like me.
10:33Tasty bros with awesome hand-eye coordination.
10:37Born to save virtual earth from digital aliens
10:40in a dimension way beyond weird dice and plastic pieces.
10:44You always lose in the couch.
10:46Gaming isn't just the future, dude.
10:49It's the everything.
10:54I challenge you to beat me at any game in my store.
10:59Win and I'll order whatever you want.
11:02Lose.
11:03And you never step foot in here again.
11:07You're on, Granbro.
11:14Excuse me, please.
11:15Failed artist coming through.
11:20That's my painting.
11:22How did I get here?
11:23Congrats.
11:24You're the toast of the town.
11:25Wow.
11:26Yeah, just be careful, you know.
11:28Shh.
11:28I need to greet my public.
11:29That's right.
11:30I'm the genius artist.
11:33Let it go to your head.
11:35Ugh.
11:36Not good.
11:37Get your autograph, Travis Gibson, shot put right here.
11:41Thrown to you by the man himself.
11:44Won't that be fun?
11:47Oh, Olympics my butt.
11:50Throwing things isn't a real sport.
11:53Hey, Jenny, this one's for you.
11:56Ah!
11:58Stop throwing rods at me!
12:03What the...
12:05Travis, are you okay?
12:07I've always been better at throwing than catching.
12:11I think my Olympic dreams might be over.
12:14Oh, no.
12:15What have I done?
12:16Travis Gibson, injured in my store.
12:18Olympic dreams dashed, crashed, snuffed out.
12:21Oh, my stars!
12:23No!
12:25Hmm.
12:28Teaching, Dr. Bender.
12:30Teaching, Dr. Bender.
12:32Ah!
12:35Ah!
12:36Hey, Jenny.
12:37Thanks for waiting.
12:38How can you thank me?
12:40I ruined your life!
12:41Oh, Travis, I'm so sorry.
12:44Things could be worse.
12:46Well, maybe not.
12:47Anyway, see ya.
12:48Wait!
12:50Maybe we could have that dinner after all.
12:53Cool.
12:54Come on!
12:55Ugh, the things I do for guilt.
13:00Ladies!
13:01Hello there!
13:02Yeah, I'll get you that ten bucks tomorrow.
13:05Just gotta figure out where I work so I can make that ten bucks.
13:08Come on, brain, remember.
13:10Button barn?
13:11No.
13:12Thong town?
13:13I wish.
13:14Slacker slacks.
13:15Carpet wars.
13:16Things that start with O.
13:18Oh, forget it.
13:19Wait!
13:20I already did!
13:21Ha ha!
13:22Hello, what's this?
13:26Please don't get it right.
13:28Please don't get it right.
13:29Sergeant Ketchup, in the doghouse, with a kumquat!
13:34Not again!
13:35How do you do that?
13:37What's going on?
13:38Grandbro here challenged me to beat him at any game in the store.
13:42How's it going so far?
13:43This car is ten to zip.
13:46You ready to quit?
13:48Don't give up!
13:49I got five to one odds on Jude winning a game before it's over.
13:52Any takers?
13:54Come to Papa.
13:56You can take him, Jude.
13:57Ready to go, fish?
14:00Oh, man.
14:03Oh, man.
14:03Cards?
14:05Hey, Caitlin.
14:06Shh.
14:07Artist at work.
14:12And the final touch?
14:14Hi-yah!
14:15Oh, yeah.
14:16Much better.
14:17I know, right?
14:18Art is my destiny.
14:22Back off, demon!
14:23Go suck on someone else's dreams!
14:26Real artists are never appreciated in their lifetimes!
14:29Oh, yeah.
14:30She's nuts, all right.
14:33Hello?
14:34I've created a monster.
14:36Caitlin just went from interesting to psychotic in ten seconds flat.
14:39Well, I'd come and help, but I'm on my way to dinner.
14:42With Travis.
14:44Oh, really?
14:45Yeah!
14:46It's the least I can do since I broke his arm.
14:49What?
14:50Say, the old games are the best!
14:53Just never say it!
14:56Fifteen wins, each more humiliating than the last.
14:59The old guy's a genius.
15:01And this guy's about to go totally bankrupt.
15:04Know what could fix that?
15:05Little something I like to call a job.
15:07Hey, if I knew where to go, I would.
15:10I know.
15:10Close your eyes and visualize the store.
15:14Now, what do you see?
15:16Dorky customers, board games.
15:19Not this store.
15:20Man, did you get hit on the head or something?
15:22If I did, I don't remember.
15:25Dude, you can break my spine, but you'll never break my spirit.
15:31And actually, I kind of prefer it if you didn't break my spine.
15:40Delicious.
15:42I feel horrible about your arm.
15:45Well, I feel horrible about giving you that scar.
15:47Yeah, I still don't get that.
15:49Why were you throwing rocks at me?
15:51Because I was crushing on you.
15:54What?
15:55I didn't know how else to get your attention.
15:57Made you notice me.
15:57You've been into me all this time?
16:01You know what?
16:02I'm so happy right now, I have to throw something.
16:09Ow.
16:10Hey, your aim might be shaky, but your left arm is just as strong as your right.
16:15It could even be Olympic worthy.
16:18You really think so?
16:19Oh, I know so.
16:21This is how I'll make it up to you.
16:22I'll help you train your left arm for the Olympic tryout.
16:27I just beat you at every game in the store.
16:32Every game except one.
16:36Technically, it is a game in your store.
16:40Ready to press your luck, Granbro?
16:43But, but I, oh, dang nabbit.
16:47Fine, I eat chicken.
16:52The lights, the sounds.
16:56My ticker.
17:06Jake, over till I get back.
17:10Sweet.
17:12Yes.
17:13Pay up, chumps.
17:16Nicky needs us for an intervention.
17:18You represent.
17:19I got to find my job.
17:21And I got to order some new games.
17:25Pump it.
17:26Good.
17:27Now get on your feet and show me how much you want it.
17:32Who's number one?
17:33I am.
17:34I can't hear you.
17:36Who's number one?
17:37You are.
17:40Oh, Travis.
17:43Lock and load, brain.
17:45Let's do this.
17:47I work here, right?
17:50May I work here?
17:52May I work here?
17:55Let's do it.
17:57Didn't you hire me?
17:59Probably for the best.
18:01Let's do it.
18:02I knew I'd get it eventually.
18:04Brain one, amnesia zero.
18:07I totally work here.
18:09Oh, come on.
18:11Oh, come on.
18:11Why, brain?
18:12Why?
18:13I got in.
18:14I aced the tryouts.
18:15Yes, paddle boy.
18:17You got in?
18:18Travis, that's awesome.
18:20I know, but now I have to train even harder at a track out of town.
18:24Oh, no.
18:25How far away will you be?
18:27A few time zones to the left, but we can use email, phone, texts, and I'll fly in every chance
18:32I get.
18:32I guess that could work.
18:34I never want this romance to end, Jenny.
18:36You're the one for me.
18:38Oh, Travis, you're the one for me.
18:44Um, no one called for a group hug.
18:47You're ruining the moment.
18:51Hey, where's Jen?
18:53Apparently, she can't tear herself away from Travis.
18:55And the guys?
18:56You don't even want to know.
18:58Whoa, Guy Free Zone, Wyatt.
19:00Leave a message with a hand.
19:02Oh, come on.
19:02Wyatt hardly counts.
19:04Hey!
19:04We're here to help you, Caitlin.
19:06We've got to stop painting and get back to being you again.
19:08But my public needs me.
19:10Okay, except the art show's over.
19:14Come on, this is a good thing.
19:16You proved you can live without boys.
19:18Now you can start liking them again.
19:20Really?
19:21But what about my pride?
19:23Yeah, about that.
19:25Figured that would do it.
19:27Give me the spa.
19:28It's an emergency.
19:35Nice to have the real Caitlin back.
19:37I had two guys ask me out on my way to the mall this morning.
19:40That's great, huh, Jen?
19:41Hello, Earth to Jen.
19:43Oh, sorry.
19:45I was just thinking about my boyfriend, Travis.
19:49He's already called eight times today.
19:51Oh, he's just so perfect.
19:54Well, I hate to take credit, but...
19:57Thanks for helping me see what was so obvious.
19:59I'm officially through with grudges.
20:02Cool.
20:03Oh, and if anyone needs games, I'm kind of running the game store now.
20:08That's great, dude.
20:09Wow, rats.
20:10Well, I'm glad everyone else's life is so amazing.
20:12I'm still jobless, thanks to my stupid brain.
20:16Here's your drink.
20:16Hey, hey, I work for you.
20:19Yes!
20:20You did, until you got fired.
20:22Shame you missed it.
20:23Isn't he the manager of Immortal Diamonds?
20:25That's like the highest paying Joe job in the mall.
20:28Guess your brain knew you weren't good enough to work there.
20:30But at least it remembered.
20:31Why?
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