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Role Reversal
A Sadie Hawkins dance comes to the mall and everyone is nervous.
A Sadie Hawkins dance comes to the mall and everyone is nervous.
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00:00The time's last!
00:07Ugh, Drenny going to work today.
00:09They've hired a new girl to help with the end-of-season sale.
00:12She might be nice.
00:13I'm fine with not nice, as long as she's not another squealing clone.
00:17I'm already outnumbered.
00:20That was... that was right!
00:23Finch!
00:24B-big!
00:25Fire! Big fire!
00:27Sale?
00:28Big sale?
00:29They're hosting a Sadie Hawkins dance here at the mall this Friday!
00:33Who's Sadie Hawkins?
00:34During the War of 1812, she warned the British that the Americans were attacking.
00:39That was Laura Secord.
00:41Right. The Americans are attacking! Who wants chocolate?
00:44A Sadie Hawkins dance means the girls have to ask the guys out.
00:48Sweet!
00:49Nice!
00:52I'm gonna ask that cute guy I've been eyeing.
00:55Which one? You talk about a different guy every hour.
00:57Well, I had to narrow it down from five possibles, so I did a pros and cons list.
01:02And I'm gonna ask Ethan!
01:05It's refreshing to reverse the rules from time to time.
01:08Yeah, asking out girls sucks.
01:10It can be a lot of pressure.
01:12Getting shot down.
01:13Humiliated.
01:14Slap!
01:14It's time, women see, that doing the asking is not an easy task.
01:18Well, I'm looking forward to it.
01:20It's not like I'm asking a boy out because I'm unattractive and desperate.
01:23Wait a second. I've asked out plenty of boys.
01:25Do you think I'm unattractive and desperate?
01:28You're definitely not unattractive.
01:30Or desperate.
01:38This is Nikki.
01:39She works here, too.
01:41Well, almost.
01:42Ooh, a commission!
01:43I mean, customer!
01:44Can you show Jean around?
01:47Sure.
01:48This'll be fun.
01:49Me!
01:52Hi, Ethan!
01:54Hi!
01:55Woo!
01:56Caitlin!
01:57Me, Caitlin!
01:58I should stop waving.
02:00I'm right here.
02:01How are you, Caitlin?
02:03So, anyway...
02:04Yeah, for sure.
02:06Uh-huh, uh-huh.
02:07He's staring at you.
02:09See something?
02:10You probably heard about the Laura Secord dance.
02:13Oh, not Laura Secord.
02:15Sorry.
02:16You're crashing and burning, hidden with the island.
02:19Crushed bottles now!
02:22Um, are you okay?
02:24Fine!
02:25Fine!
02:26Fine!
02:27I'm fine!
02:28I'm running late.
02:29See you, Caitlin!
02:30Oh, okay!
02:32All right!
02:32Bye, Ethan!
02:34Bye!
02:35Bye!
02:36Bye!
02:37Bye!
02:43Have you noticed how many girls are checking us out?
02:46Indeed I did.
02:48I guess we're looking pretty good.
02:50Guess we are, bro.
02:51Well, if it's a show they want, who are we to deny them us?
02:58Sadie Hawkins rules!
03:02And finally, sweaters, which means we're done, and you can rejoin the cheerleader squad.
03:07Or we could pretend you're still teaching me stuff so I don't have to talk to the blonde
03:11Three Stooges.
03:13Huh.
03:13Looked like you were all getting along when I came in.
03:15I'm only here for two weeks.
03:17There's no point in going out of my way to not get along with them.
03:20But I'll tell you this.
03:22They shouldn't expect any Christmas cards.
03:24How do you do it?
03:26I mean, the way they laugh, they sound like dolphins.
03:29Dolphins!
03:30Exactly.
03:31Hmm.
03:33Hey, who's a boo?
03:36Is it raining in Gentown?
03:38Just go away.
03:39Please.
03:40Who pooped in your cereal?
03:42I can't ask out boys, okay?
03:44Getting dumped by Travis has left me feeling like I'm going to get shot down and humiliated
03:48if I even try.
03:50Jen, even if you ask someone who isn't into you, no one is going to be mean about it.
03:54Guys are just as...
03:55Hi, I was wondering if you had a date for...
03:58I do.
03:58Good luck though.
03:59Bye-bye.
03:59Guys are just as sensitive as women, so there's nothing to worry...
04:03I was wondering if you'd like to...
04:04I have a date.
04:05And even if I didn't, seriously, I do have standards.
04:10Man, getting asked out all the time can really get on your nerves.
04:14I don't know how Caitlyn and Nikki do it.
04:22Incoming.
04:24She totally checked out your butt.
04:26Just a little something I like to keep in my back pocket.
04:31It's kind of weird.
04:32I mean, we're being checked out, but no one has actually asked us to the dance.
04:36Yeah.
04:38It's like we're...
04:41AVERAGE!
04:46Okay, just be yourself.
04:49Relax.
04:50Hi, Dean!
04:52Anyway, so, dancing at the dance.
04:54That's coming up soon, and I thought, or should I say, was thinking, past tense, thinking done.
05:00Maybe we could...
05:01I already have a date.
05:03Oh.
05:04But you were my fifth choice.
05:07Maybe some other time?
05:13My dream?
05:14Well, it sounds silly, since I've never been anywhere, but I want to travel the world.
05:20If you had a ticket to go anywhere in the world, where would it be?
05:25Peru.
05:25No way!
05:26Peru is one of the best places I have ever been.
05:29Are you kidding me right now?
05:33I'll call you later, Jonesy.
05:34You've actually been to Peru?
05:36Oh, Nick, you totally gotta go.
05:39Sorry, should I not call you Nick?
05:42Nah, no.
05:43It's cool.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Yeah, call me Nick.
05:46Average, huh?
05:48Good luck with that.
05:50Hey, Nikki hung up on me earlier.
05:52You know what that means.
05:54She finds you annoying to talk to?
05:56No.
05:57It means she's got some big plan for how she'll ask me to the dance.
06:00Must be nice to be loved.
06:03Come on, guys.
06:04Snap out of it.
06:05The dance is in three days.
06:07If you want to get asked out, you have to start thinking like a girl.
06:11Because all the girls are out there thinking like guys, and guys don't ask out other guys.
06:15Some guys ask out others.
06:16Not the conversation we're having.
06:18Think like girls.
06:19Be the girls.
06:22You want to give it a shot?
06:24Hi, Wyatt.
06:25How are you?
06:27Do we have to do the voices?
06:29It'll help us get into the mindset.
06:32I'm fine, Jude.
06:33How are you?
06:36Nice.
06:43It's like we're the prettiest cakes in the window.
06:47So why is no one buying?
06:48I guess they're thinking, why buy the cake when you can get the milk for free?
06:53Typical.
06:56I can feel their eyes on my body.
07:00We're not just objects, you know.
07:05She's been all over the world, living the life I wish I had and being who I wish I were.
07:10And yet, somehow, I still like her.
07:13Hmm.
07:13Well, how are you two doing?
07:16I can't ask out boys.
07:17I can't even approach them.
07:19Every time I try, I talk too fast.
07:21My hands are all over the place.
07:22I know they'll say no, and then I'll feel even worse about myself.
07:24Whoa.
07:25You guys need to stop overthinking it and just apply the talents you've already got.
07:29Jen, think of it as a sports competition.
07:31I could try that.
07:32Caitlin, you weren't looking for a date.
07:34You're shopping for an accessory for the dance.
07:36I am the queen of accessorizing.
07:39Thanks, Nikki.
07:40Thanks, Nikki.
07:53Thanks, Nikki.
08:26This passport is amazing.
08:29Look at all the places you've been.
08:30I just got a new one, so why don't you hang on to that one?
08:35Yeah, call you later, Jonesy.
08:37Are you sure?
08:38It'll remind you that you gotta live your dream, Nick.
08:40You keep it.
08:41Thanks.
08:44She's just so darn cool.
08:48I think you look better in blue.
08:51Not periwinkle, but a muted turquoise.
08:54Wait, why are we peeing in stalls instead of urinals?
08:57Um, don't know.
08:59Are you sitting down?
09:01Yes!
09:03Maybe we got a little too much into character.
09:06Huh?
09:07Wanna talk football or something?
09:09I don't really like football.
09:11Me either.
09:11It's just so violent.
09:14We've got to stop this!
09:20So, um, I was wondering if, um, maybe you wanted...
09:24Wait!
09:24Don't go with her.
09:25Go with me.
09:26I'm a way better catch.
09:27I'm smarter.
09:28Penicillin was invented in 1928, and the Falkland Islands were first settled by France.
09:32In your face!
09:34And I'm stronger.
09:35Push-up contest.
09:36One, two, three.
09:39Four, five, six.
09:43Aw!
09:45I've looked everywhere, and I can't find a guy that matches my belt.
09:49Why don't you just go up to a guy and say,
09:51Will you go to the dance with me?
09:52Really?
09:53Just like that?
09:54That's all a guy needs to hear.
09:55Trust me.
09:56Hang on, I'll get you soda.
09:58Ahem.
09:59Will you go to the dance with me?
10:02Will you go to the dance with me?
10:04Sure.
10:05Oh, Wayne!
10:07Oh, boy.
10:08Oh.
10:09You should be excited, Blondie.
10:11Asking me to the dance was the best decision you've made this lifetime.
10:23So now I'm the only one without a date?
10:26Maybe you didn't hear me clearly.
10:28I am going with Wayne.
10:30You could go with Wired or Jude.
10:32I still have two days.
10:33It's not last resort time just yet.
10:41Oh, hey.
10:42Where are the straws?
10:44Anyway, not in the freezer.
10:46Of course not.
10:47What was I thinking?
10:48You don't need to freeze straws?
10:50Were you dancing with meat, Wayne?
10:53Are you a meat dancer?
10:54A what dancer?
10:55I'm going to leave you two alone.
10:57Enjoy your dance lesson, Wayne.
11:03Hello.
11:04No, man.
11:05Still no date.
11:07He'll call you back.
11:08I'm Jen, and you're going to the dance with me.
11:10Was that a question?
11:11No, it wasn't.
11:12Do I have any say in this?
11:13Nope.
11:14Ah!
11:15You can run, but you can't hide!
11:19Hey, Nikki.
11:19Going on lunch?
11:20You're running off like you've got a plan.
11:23Yeah, I kind of do have a plan for my lunch break.
11:25Sorry.
11:26Sorry?
11:26Don't be silly.
11:27Hey, anything I can do to help this plan of yours?
11:31Oh, could you lend me ten bucks?
11:32If that's all you need to get this plan off the ground, then sure.
11:36That'll do.
11:37Awesome!
11:38I'm stoked about your plan.
11:41Hey, Jean.
11:42Can I buy you lunch?
11:43Sure, Nick.
11:44That'd be great.
11:46But did she just call her Nick?
11:48You're going to the dance with me!
11:50Why can't you just ask me nicely?
11:53Because if I ask, you'll say no!
11:55Why would I say no to a beautiful girl asking me out?
11:59You think I'm beautiful?
12:01Yes!
12:02And obviously very motivated.
12:05Will you go to the dance with me?
12:07Yes.
12:08Hi, I'm James.
12:11I'm heading back to the barn.
12:14See you, Nick.
12:15Catch up with you in a sec.
12:16Who's that, Nick?
12:18That's Jean.
12:19The new girl?
12:19The one you like so much?
12:21Yeah.
12:22She's totally into you.
12:24What?
12:24It's kind of obvious.
12:26Even I caught that.
12:27Yep.
12:27You're all wrong.
12:29Has she given you a gift yet?
12:31Not really.
12:32Unless you count her old passport.
12:34Whoa!
12:35Uh-huh.
12:36Uh-huh.
12:37Oh, come on.
12:38She gave you a photo of herself.
12:40We're totally right.
12:42Okay.
12:43Say whatever you want.
12:44I'm going to work now.
12:52You do realize that prom isn't for another two years and four months?
12:56Dude, that suit is going to reek.
12:58Nicky hasn't asked me to the dance yet, so I'm just laying out a little sugar to catch my snake.
13:03Flies.
13:04Sugar catches flies.
13:06What catches snakes?
13:07You got to wear snake traps.
13:08No, you need those metal sticks with the grabber at the end.
13:11My grandmother uses those to get cereal down from her cupboard.
13:14Why are there snakes in your grandmother's cereal?
13:16Caitlin, wing alert.
13:19I told Wayne I was coming down with something and I might not be able to go to the dance.
13:22Pretend I've been coughing a lot, okay?
13:24Will you stop it with the coughing?
13:27You're making me crazy with the non-stop coughing.
13:32How was that?
13:34What's in the pot, Wayne?
13:35My grandmother's secret garlic chicken soup cures everything.
13:40I made you a bash so hopefully you can go to the dance.
13:43I'll go find you a spoon.
13:45Wow, he made you soup.
13:48That dude has one big fat heart.
13:51Oh, now there's no way I can get out of this.
13:54Good, because I think he might be the one.
14:02Look at you go.
14:03Nice folding, Nick.
14:05So, um, I guess you got to meet some cool guys while traveling all over the world, huh?
14:10Yeah, totally.
14:11So, any special guy out there pining for you?
14:15Nah.
14:15Well, there must have been one guy, you know, somewhere, some guy, any guy.
14:22Nick, if you're trying to find out if I'm gay, it's okay to just ask.
14:28What?
14:28No, no, I was, it's not like I was...
14:30Yes, I'm into girls, and I'm really flattered.
14:34But I already have a date for the dance tonight.
14:37Oh, okay.
14:39Are we all right?
14:40Still friends?
14:42Yeah, yeah.
14:45She's just too darn cool.
14:47Well, I guess we're going stag tonight.
14:51Sure.
14:51The dance will still be fun.
14:53Sorry, losers.
14:55All guys must be accompanied by a girl to get in.
14:59Sadie Hawkins rules.
15:00Ready for your next lesson, Wayne?
15:03Today is hip-hop and flamenco.
15:07Bro, we gotta find a way into the dance.
15:13Yeah, hey, this is pretty good, isn't it?
15:20So, this is gonna be fun, right?
15:23Hey, James, you trying to steal my date?
15:28You try that move again, and I'll shave off your eyebrows.
15:31Got it?
15:37Hey, hi, it's cool.
15:39My girlfriend's inside, so...
15:41Seriously, do I look like someone that wasn't asked out?
15:46Hello?
15:48Spartans the Dutch?
15:51So, Caitlin was talking to herself?
15:54Yeah, but Wayne thought she was asking him out,
15:56and she was too nice to tell him the truth.
15:58Ouch.
16:00Have you seen Jonesy?
16:01This is so like him to be late.
16:03You wanna dance?
16:04Sure.
16:06Hey, Jean.
16:10Jonesy, where are you?
16:18You look really nice tonight.
16:21Uh-huh.
16:22Yeah.
16:22Like that chick in Alien Monkey Feeders 4?
16:25Have you seen it?
16:26Sure.
16:27Ha!
16:27Got you.
16:29There was no Alien Monkey Feeders 4?
16:31You're a liar.
16:32Just like you lied about wanting to come here with me tonight.
16:35That's right.
16:36That's right.
16:36I know.
16:37So, so, I won't embarrass you anymore than I already have.
16:49Why are you always the girl?
16:52Delicate bone structure.
16:54Why are you out here?
16:55Nikki never asked me to the dance.
16:57Whoa.
16:57Heavy Mojo Smackdown.
17:00We'll let her know you're out here.
17:02No.
17:03Tell her that I hope she's having fun and that I went home.
17:34We'll let her know you're out here.
17:37Okay, I asked you out by accident, but you've been really nice and I've been horrible.
17:44I'm sorry.
17:45Let's start over.
17:47Will you be my date?
17:50Blondie, you just made the best...
17:53And not say things like that.
17:54Deal.
17:56Oh, hi, Ethan.
17:58Good to see you.
18:00So, is this your girlfriend?
18:02Nah, Ellen's my cousin.
18:03She's new in town, so I said I'd show her around.
18:06Ellen?
18:07Wayne?
18:08You've probably been watching me on the dance floor.
18:10I'm very cool.
18:12Uh, Wayne?
18:13What are you doing?
18:14Ignore the blonde.
18:15I only said I'd be her date because I felt sorry for her.
18:19Jonesy totally stood me up.
18:21Wayne just dumped me for another girl.
18:24Ouch.
18:27Aren't you two just sad?
18:29Not as sad as Jonesy.
18:31Seems he couldn't get into the dance because he had no date.
18:34Because no one asked him.
18:36Oh, no.
18:38Did I never ask him?
18:42To the dance floor!
18:44Ha!
18:48Jonesy?
18:49Jonesy?
18:51Jonesy?
18:53Hey, I'm sorry.
18:55I messed up.
18:58It's like breathing in and out, you know?
19:01You take it for granted that the air is just there,
19:03but when you go to breathe and it isn't, it's a pretty big deal.
19:07So?
19:07So, you know, I'm telling you that you're a pretty big deal,
19:11and, well, a really big deal.
19:13You're such a big deal that I...
19:15Stop!
19:15Just stop!
19:16You had me at you're a really big deal.
19:19You're such a goof.
19:21A really big goof.
19:22Go big or go home.
19:25May I have this dance?
19:37You were asking me out?
19:39I thought you were having a seizure.
19:40You and me both.
19:42At least you weren't tackled.
19:43Girls gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
19:45Woo!
19:46Ha ha!
19:47It is hot out there!
19:51Hey, you found him.
19:53And I see you've made up.
19:54Hey, are you hitting on my lady friend, pal?
20:01Ha ha ha!
20:03Awesome!
20:05Who'd you come in with?
20:07That'd be me.
20:08Call me!
20:10Hey, Jonesy.
20:11Nice.
20:14Jude!
20:16Uh-oh!
20:17I knew those straps were done up wrong.
20:19We better find that fast before...
20:24If anyone wants pizza, it's on me.
20:27Nice.
20:27I'm in!
20:29Huh.
20:29Heck of a night.
20:30Best Laura Secord dance ever.
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