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Kylie Smylie
Teen singer Kylie Smylie visits the mall to sign some autographs for her fans and perform.
Teen singer Kylie Smylie visits the mall to sign some autographs for her fans and perform.
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00:00The time's less.
00:06Just play me for a fool.
00:08And you just wait.
00:11I said play me for a fool.
00:15You'll be mysterious today.
00:19You said play me for a fool.
00:23Oh, oh, oh.
00:25And walk away.
00:26Walk away.
00:28Yeah.
00:28Hey.
00:30That has to be the best Kylie Smiley song ever.
00:34I can't believe she's actually coming to the mall tomorrow for a record signing and a concert.
00:39Do you think one of us will win the Spend the Day with Kylie contest?
00:42Well, the essay I sent into our website was pretty much the best essay I've ever written.
00:47Mine was 5,000 words long.
00:49What?
00:49Mine was only 3,000 words.
00:51I'm sure word count has nothing to do with proving your fans.
00:55We're not fans.
00:56We're Smilies.
00:58Smilies?
00:58Don't you mean stockies?
01:00It's 3 o'clock.
01:02She should be sending out the winning phone message any second now.
01:05Please pick me.
01:06Please pick me.
01:07Me.
01:07Me.
01:09Hey, it's Kylie.
01:11Sorry, you lose.
01:13But like my song says, just cause you lost, don't make you a loser.
01:17But my essay was so good.
01:21Well, on the upside, not winning means you're still semi-cool.
01:26Hey, it's Kylie.
01:27Sorry, you lose.
01:28Get out of my phone.
01:29You entered the contest?
01:31As if I would voluntarily taint my phone with that.
01:34Must be a prank.
01:36Hey, it's Kylie.
01:38Thanks for entering the contest, Caitlin.
01:41I can't wait to spend the day with you tomorrow, because you won.
01:46I won.
01:48No fair.
01:49Two 3,000 word essays for nothing.
01:51Two?
01:52You entered me in the contest.
01:55What?
01:55I would have taken your spot.
02:01How's my hair?
02:02Is my outfit okay?
02:03Anything with my teeth?
02:04You look perfect.
02:06I'm so happy for you, I could cradle something.
02:10Not that I'm jealous.
02:12It's okay.
02:13Be jealous.
02:14I'm about to go with Kylie to a record signing and a photo op and watch her concert from the
02:19front row.
02:20Huh?
02:21The name's Garcia.
02:22Jonesy Garcia.
02:23I'm part of Kylie's security detail.
02:25What?
02:26How did you qualify for the job?
02:28I'm not at liberty to say.
02:30Oh, Estelle, you're so graceful.
02:32It's like dancing with an angel.
02:35Ahem.
02:37I know what you're thinking.
02:39What's it going to take to keep this quiet?
02:44Anywho, Kylie's in safe hands now.
02:47If anyone can spot a creep, it's me.
02:49Takes one to know one.
02:51I can tell you're feeling insecure about this, babe.
02:53And rightly so.
02:54I'm secure?
02:55You'll be fired by lunch.
02:57The bodyguard superstar relationship can get intimate.
03:00So if Kylie flirts with me, and she will, obviously I'll have to flirt back.
03:06But it won't mean anything, I swear.
03:09Don't even think about it.
03:11Kylie's not allowed to date till she's 21.
03:13And her dadager will hurt any guy who even winks at her.
03:17Dadager?
03:17Dad slash manager.
03:19He used to be some pro wrestler.
03:21Sergeant...
03:21Beef?
03:22Her dad is Sergeant Beef?
03:24The Alberta Herda?
03:25He was a total beast.
03:27Yeah, and he had a smoke and finish and move, too.
03:30The cow pie.
03:33Special security detail, Jonesy Garcia reporting for duty, Sarge.
03:37Pleasure's all mine.
03:39Okay, no pleasure.
03:40Just business.
03:42You must be Caitlyn.
03:43I'm Kylie.
03:44I love your outfit.
03:47Thanks.
03:48Oh, I love your everything.
03:51These are my friends.
03:53Nikki.
03:53Hey.
03:54Jen.
03:54I, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
03:58uh, uh.
03:58And Jude.
04:00You are crazy hot.
04:04You're looking for a cow pie.
04:07No thanks, bro.
04:09Peace out.
04:11Is it okay if Jen gets a photo up with Kylie?
04:13I, uh, gotta...
04:16Never gonna happen.
04:17Let's roll!
04:18Sorry, Jen.
04:19I'll just try...
04:20Nope.
04:21Okay, let me just squeeze...
04:23Whoa!
04:23Oh, sure.
04:24I'll just run alongside.
04:25All day.
04:27No prob.
04:29Bye!
04:31Bye!
04:31God...
04:32B-bye...
04:34I'm king of the dudes!
04:43Release the kitsch, Ross.
04:45What did you say?
04:46I said, could you maybe, um, loosen the grip and let me ride?
04:51No, I think you said you want a new hat.
04:56Whoa!
04:58Hide me!
04:59Go away!
05:00I've never been so humiliated.
05:03I had my chance and blew it.
05:05Well, there's always a record signing.
05:07You're right!
05:07I'll bring all my Kylie collectibles and prove I'm not a total loser.
05:11Yeah, just a partial loser.
05:13Baby steps.
05:17Whoo!
05:18Should have had a...
05:19A bigger breakfast!
05:21Knees off eyes and ears open, Agent Maggot.
05:23No one gets near.
05:25Smiley.
05:27Take her to warp speed.
05:29We're overrun!
05:34Legs on fire.
05:35Everything!
05:37So sparkly!
05:39What a life!
05:41It's so exciting!
05:43Do you bring your friends on the road?
05:45I don't really have friends.
05:47No time.
05:48Real friends come before everything.
05:51Except maybe for Circe hot guys.
05:53Totally!
05:54If only Daddy would let me meet a hot guy.
05:57Oh, um...
05:59Know where we can get some grub?
06:00I know the perfect place!
06:03Burger McFlipsters, please, driver!
06:04The coast is clear.
06:07The dude will stunt.
06:09Woo-hoo-hoo!
06:15Yeah!
06:17Oh, no fair, dude.
06:20That's neutral territory.
06:22And before you ask,
06:24no, I do not want a new hat.
06:27How about a new outfit?
06:43Not cool!
06:46Okay, I've got all our DVDs,
06:48every Kylie Beat magazine,
06:49plus all our CDs, pins, socks,
06:51and press-on nails.
06:53Wasn't the goal to look less creepy?
06:55Hey!
06:55Jude?
06:57More like Judith.
06:58What happened?
06:59Escalator girls have a hate on for the Jude-ster.
07:03Aw, what did the Jude-ster do to them?
07:05Beg for mercy.
07:06Jude, you can't let them see you're scared.
07:08They feed on fear.
07:10It's your mall as much as theirs.
07:11Next time, read in the Riot Act.
07:13You're right.
07:15I'll do it!
07:17Don't suppose you've got a copy of that Riot Act on you?
07:21If your burger tastes like ribeye,
07:23we've done our job for you.
07:25If your burger tastes like donut,
07:28then something wrong got through.
07:30Kylie, this is my friend Wyatt.
07:33Wyatt?
07:34This is Kylie!
07:35Any friend of Caitlyn's is a friend of mine.
07:38Holy pop-tarts!
07:40I gotta say, you have an amazing singing voice.
07:43Thanks.
07:43So does Kylie.
07:45You know that song, Awesome, Awesome, Awesome?
07:47Sorry, never heard of it.
07:49Rad Tights?
07:50Hot to Trot?
07:51Spanking Good?
07:52Come on!
07:53Even I know Mr. Yesterday.
07:55Oh, that song?
07:57Man, that's the worst song I ever heard.
07:59Wyatt!
08:01That's you?
08:02Oh, man.
08:04I didn't mean...
08:05Pop music isn't my bag.
08:06But you have a really beautiful face...
08:08Voice.
08:10Oh, um, thank you.
08:11Here.
08:12Let me make it up to you with a Wyatt special.
08:14On the house.
08:17Mmm.
08:18This is the best burger I've ever had.
08:21That's why we're here.
08:23Your dad scared me.
08:25Sent me to tell you we have to be at Spin This
08:28for the record signing in two.
08:30Whew.
08:31Kay, thanks for the burger, Wyatt.
08:34Maybe I'll see you at the signing?
08:36He'll be there.
08:37What Kylie wants, Kylie gets.
08:39Eee!
08:41She wants you.
08:42How did you do it, man?
08:44I have no idea.
08:49Wow.
08:49This line is full of winners.
08:51I'm so excited.
08:52Your sarcasm has no effect on me.
08:55Really?
08:56Then why am I even here?
09:00Security escorts, adoring fans, and endless bowls of designer truffles?
09:06Being a pop star is the best!
09:09Yeah, it's okay.
09:10But between us, you know what I'd rather be doing right now?
09:14Shopping!
09:15Ooh!
09:15Pop quiz.
09:16Accessories or shoes?
09:18Both!
09:19Hi, Kylie.
09:20Thanks again for doing the signing.
09:22Cappuccino?
09:23Thanks.
09:24And this one's for my best friend, Caitlyn.
09:27That's me!
09:27Eee!
09:29You!
09:30Anyone with more than five items is a threat.
09:33So weed them out.
09:34Starting with the babbler.
09:36Eee!
09:38Yeah.
09:39This isn't gonna be awkward.
09:42Wyatt, you came.
09:44Wouldn't miss it for the world.
09:52All clear for takeoff.
09:54Woo-hoo-hoo!
09:58Wah!
10:00Okay, bros.
10:02Can't we all just chill?
10:04Well, according to Beef, you have a threatening number of items.
10:09So you gotta lose all but five pronto.
10:12But how can I not show her my Kylie cape?
10:13Or the grilled cheese she took a bite out of that I bought online.
10:17Okay, cuckoo bird.
10:18Let's smooth out the feathers and pick a fave five.
10:21Make an exception.
10:22We're family.
10:23Kylie!
10:24Hey, over here!
10:25Remember my essays?
10:26Sign my standards.
10:27Caitlyn, tell her I'm awesome!
10:29Gah!
10:29No!
10:30I'm sane, I tell you!
10:32SANE!
10:37So, I took your advice.
10:40Enough is enough.
10:41I'm gonna go set those Escalator Gorillas straight.
10:44Could you set me straight first, brah?
10:47Wyatt!
10:48Have you been working out?
10:50Not unless flipping burgers counts.
10:52Oh, you!
10:54So, Chad and I broke up.
10:56Yeah?
10:57But you'll get back together again eventually, right?
11:00Not this time.
11:01He'll never be the man you are.
11:04I shouldn't have let you go.
11:06Really?
11:07Wow.
11:09Thanks for introducing me to Wyatt.
11:11He seems really sweet.
11:13He's an amazing songwriter, too.
11:15Perfect boyfriend material.
11:17Wyatt?
11:18But your dad won't let you date till you're 21.
11:20So you can help me.
11:23What daddy doesn't know won't hurt him.
11:25But what Wyatt doesn't know might.
11:31Wyatt's so great.
11:33You have to help me ask him out while daddy's busy.
11:36Yeah, Wyatt's great, but he kind of needs all his fingers to play guitar.
11:39And if your daddy finds out...
11:43Oh, thank goodness.
11:45I mean, darn it!
11:47Looks like Wyatt's getting back together with his ex.
11:52Sorry, Kylie.
11:57Be careful, brah.
11:59It's like they all share the same evil brain.
12:03Yeah.
12:04Hey, escalator trolls.
12:06Newsflash.
12:07You don't own them all.
12:09Oh, wussy brought a body girl.
12:12Oh, you three need to get a life.
12:14And some mouthwash by the reek of it.
12:17Easy, Nicky.
12:19You guys think you're so tough.
12:23Nicky.
12:24Well, you're about as tough as a bi...
12:26Hey!
12:27Hey, put me down!
12:31Tried to warn you, brah.
12:34This means war!
12:39So, will you give me another chance?
12:42I can't believe I'm saying this, but no.
12:47I'm sorry, Serena.
12:48I never thought I'd get over you, but I guess I have.
12:51Maybe it's time for you to do the same.
12:54Okay.
12:55That was intense.
12:57I just told Serena that she needs to get over me.
13:01I'm the man!
13:02So, so you two aren't...
13:05Cool.
13:06This is my, uh, private number.
13:09I'd love to see you again.
13:11Really?
13:13Me too.
13:16Yay!
13:18This is so great!
13:19What could possibly go wrong?
13:26Go on, be happy.
13:27See what I care.
13:28Oh, she signed my shirt.
13:30Oh, I'm so awesome.
13:36Let me guess.
13:37You're in a rubber truck on your way to a padded room?
13:40Nope.
13:40I ran away before the truck arrived.
13:42Well, thanks to the escalator girls, I now smell like coffee dregs and half-eaten tacos.
13:47Gross!
13:48But they will pay.
13:49Oh, yes, they will.
13:51I hope it'll be easier than getting past Beef and Jonesy.
13:54I hate to say it, but for once, he's actually good at his job.
13:57I know, it's so unfair, but Kylie's doing a photo op at Taj Mahone Video, and I have the perfect
14:03disguise.
14:04So, what are you going to do about the escalator girls?
14:07I am going to break them.
14:11Special Ops Task Force ready for deployment.
14:14ETA to next drop zone Taj Mahone Video.
14:17T minus two minutes.
14:20Jonesy, Kylie's into Wyatt.
14:23Our Wyatt?
14:24Dread's low self-esteem Wyatt?
14:25Yes, and he's totally clueless about Kylie's dad and his no-dating rule.
14:31That could be fatal.
14:32Come on, BFF.
14:34Eee, coming!
14:36You have to warn Wyatt about Sergeant Beef before it's too late.
14:39I'm on it!
14:44Kylie's hot, but Beef is dangerous.
14:47Stay awake?
14:48Still making jokes about me working at a burger joint?
14:51Weak.
14:54Mission accomplished.
14:56Thanks.
14:57Welcome, Kylie.
14:59Please stand here amongst our beautiful dancers.
15:01Sure thing.
15:02Hi, everyone.
15:05Hi, everyone.
15:11Security breach.
15:13Lock it down!
15:15Lock it down!
15:17Ah!
15:19Jen?
15:20I swear I'm not a stalker.
15:22Stalkers don't have boyfriends, but I do.
15:24Long distance, but still.
15:25Just sign my sandwich and let me smell your hair.
15:28Ah!
15:28I don't know why I just said that.
15:30I need a photo with you.
15:32I'm so sorry.
15:34She's very goal-oriented, but harmless, I swear.
15:37Hey, I owe her one for causing the distraction.
15:40Wish me luck with Wyatt.
15:42Huh?
15:45I stood beside her.
15:47Kylie, Kylie, I...
15:50Hey, where is Kylie?
15:52Show starts in 15.
15:53Any idea where she went?
15:57Hi.
15:59Whoa.
15:59Hi.
16:00Anywhere we can be alone for a bit?
16:03Really?
16:03Uh, yeah.
16:05I know just the place.
16:08Kylie!
16:10Kylie!
16:11Kylie!
16:12Everyone's looking for you and whoever else you might be with!
16:16Ah!
16:17Is she with a boy?
16:18You shouldn't get so mad.
16:20It makes your veins all bulgy and gross.
16:22When I was alone, you brought me the dawn.
16:27I wish I was home.
16:30I wish I was home.
16:30Why have you gone?
16:33Oh, why have you gone?
16:36That's my heart is coming?
16:37That sounded so good.
16:39My goosebumps have goosebumps.
16:41Caitlin was right.
16:42You're a great songwriter.
16:45Oh, no!
16:46The concert!
16:47Sorry, Travis. I tried to get you a picture with Kylie.
16:52Which way to the concert stage?
16:54Through the food court, turn left.
16:56You're the best. Say cheese.
17:00Kylie?
17:01Look! Jen found Kylie, not Wyatt!
17:05Guess I had you wrong, babbler.
17:13I got my photo!
17:19I was sulking, and she asked me a question, and I answered, and she hugged me!
17:23Okay, and we're breathing now?
17:30You might be the one
17:34Yeah, you might be the guy
17:39Play your cards right, stick around for a while
17:43But play me for a fool
17:46And you just wait
17:48I said play me for a fool
17:51And you'll be misty yesterday
17:58Yeah, play me for a fool
18:00And oh, oh, oh
18:03Walk away, walk away
18:08Hey, guys
18:09I want a full report after the show
18:12Thank you
18:13Now I want to sing a new song by a special new friend
18:18Come on up, Wyatt
18:20Wyatt?
18:21Wyatt?
18:22Wyatt!
18:23Don't let me down, Wyatt. Come on
18:25Oh, I guess that makes sense, too
18:30I can totally vouch for Wyatt, sir
18:33He's solid gentleman material
18:34On a cold and rainy day
18:37Never mind
18:39In a small cafe
18:41Yeah
18:42I waited
18:43And waited
18:45For you
18:48We had a seaside view
18:52The walls we pushed through
18:55I waited
18:59And waited
19:03And waited
19:05For you
19:10When I was alone
19:12You brought me the door
19:15I wish I was home
19:18Why have you gone?
19:22Ow!
19:25Daddy!
19:35Something tells me I'm fired
19:37I think I'm coming down from my celebrity high
19:46At least you didn't wrestle an angry building
19:48Serves you right, keeping me away from Kylie all day
19:51Well, beef says I can date Kylie
19:54In five years
19:56Oh, Escalator girls
19:57Come out and play ye
20:02He does not want to live, does he?
20:04Check out this tasty maneuver
20:07Eat my dust, bros
20:10Woo-hoo-hoo!
20:12Woo-hoo-hoo!
20:16Three 811s
20:17Indecent exposure of underthings
20:19Punishment
20:20Immediate mall expulsion
20:22Yay!
20:23Way to go, guys!
20:25Woo-hoo!
20:27Told you I'd take care of it
20:28Bra, I will never doubt you
20:31Or cross you
20:33Again
20:33Vi-hoo-hoo!
20:33www. sostien a CaptainTown
20:35ȚRO
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