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Quit It!
Nikki quits her job at the Khaki Barn and gets a new job at a cooking store, but she soon finds out that cooking isn't in her blood.
Nikki quits her job at the Khaki Barn and gets a new job at a cooking store, but she soon finds out that cooking isn't in her blood.
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00:00Time's last!
00:07Have a khaki day!
00:08Have a khaki day!
00:10Khaki day!
00:11Here's your flocked hoodie.
00:12Linen capris.
00:14Petite line?
00:15Ooh, my arms are burning.
00:18Stop, drop, and roll!
00:23Nikki?
00:25Where is she?
00:28Huh? Huh? Hey, break time already?
00:30Have you forgotten that today is our biggest sale of the year?
00:34Of course not.
00:36Why do you think I'm hiding back here?
00:38Uh, Chrissy? You okay?
00:42Stupid wooden torture device.
00:45Hey, stop it!
00:47Whoa!
00:49Ugh, kill me now.
00:54I can't wait to get to the khaki barn.
00:57Sale prices plus Nikki's discount equals major shoppage.
01:02Aw, Travis just sent me another picture.
01:06It sucks that he's away training, but the long distance thing is kind of romantic.
01:12Nikki!
01:15What happened?
01:17Chrissy happened.
01:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, dude, you're a giant sandwich.
01:22Yeah, yeah, laugh it out.
01:24Well, have you learned your lesson?
01:26You know what?
01:28I have.
01:29Take your sandwich board and eat it!
01:31Ah!
01:32I quit!
01:33Oh!
01:36I can't believe you quit your job.
01:39I know!
01:40Ha, ha, I'm free!
01:41No more Chrissy, no more clones, no more...
01:45Eeeeee!
01:46How will I ever shop there again without your discount?
01:49I'm sure you'll manage somehow.
01:51How will you manage without a job?
01:53Oh, yeah, that.
01:54Burger McFlipsters is hiring.
01:56Thanks, but there's no way I'm working with Wayne.
01:58Ugh.
01:58But I don't think there are job openings anywhere else in the mall.
02:01Ooh!
02:02One of those fancy cooking stores is opening on the third level.
02:05They're opening at countermeasures?
02:07You have to apply there.
02:09Mmm, I don't know.
02:10Me and cooking don't exactly go hand in hand.
02:13Dudes, you gotta come quick!
02:15Rock Maniac is in!
02:17Awesome!
02:18What's Rock Maniac?
02:20Only the best game ever invented.
02:22You mean that musical abomination where gamers delude themselves into thinking they can really play music?
02:27Ha, ha, that's the one, bro.
02:29Well, have fun gaming.
02:31I'm gonna go humiliate myself at a cooking store.
02:34I'll come along for moral support.
02:35Wee, wee, wee, wee!
02:37I'm gonna get a coffee.
02:38Maybe I'll catch up with you later.
02:39Somebody's gotta rock with me, dudes.
02:41You can't play it alone.
02:43Just try to keep me away.
02:45Don't you have a new job to go to?
02:47Nope.
02:47Already fired.
02:50Ah, mmm.
02:52It smells so good in here.
02:55Ooh, baking tutorials.
02:57I should bake a care package for Travis.
03:00Our two-week anniversary is coming up.
03:04Here goes nothing.
03:07Excuse me, are you still hiring?
03:09We have several openings in the baking department.
03:12But are you sure you're qualified?
03:15Not a bit.
03:16Ow!
03:17Nikki is an amazing baker.
03:19She'll be a model employee.
03:21I personally guarantee it.
03:23Well, we are woefully understaffed.
03:26Here's our handbook.
03:27All employees start on probation.
03:30Okay, this is crazy.
03:31I can't...
03:31We offer staff a stock lounge, private restrooms, and a starting pay of double minimum wage.
03:37What?
03:38Let's get baking!
03:41Who ordered the colossal organic Sumatra artisan roast black?
03:46Me.
03:47Oh!
03:47I thought I was the only one around here who liked my beans organic.
03:52If it isn't pure, I go without.
03:54Exactly!
03:55I'm Lacey, and you're cute.
03:57People also call me Wyatt.
03:58Oh no, I gotta go.
04:00Job interview.
04:01Oh, yeah, me too.
04:02I have to mock my friends while they play Rockstar with little plastic controllers.
04:06You mean that video game?
04:08Ugh, that thing's a crime against music.
04:10That's what I said!
04:13Here's my number.
04:15Don't lose it.
04:18Thank you, caffeine addiction.
04:22Jude, it's a ghost town in here.
04:25I know, brah.
04:26No people, no stress.
04:28Just uninterrupted gaming action.
04:30Come on, come on.
04:31Less chat and more rockin'.
04:32Kay, who wants to play what?
04:34Lead singer called it.
04:36I was born to be a front man.
04:37Check it.
04:39Wyatt, just in time.
04:40What can I say?
04:41Today I am on my game.
04:43Why do you have that goofy smile on your face?
04:47You met someone?
04:49Her name's Lacey.
04:50We both like organic beans.
04:51Wow, lame!
04:53And she also thinks this video game's a pathetic waste of time.
04:56That's great, Wyatt.
04:57The best couples always have lots in common.
05:00I know it goes against your penal code or whatever, but do you want to rock the guitar anyway, dude?
05:06Why not?
05:07Nothing can bug me right now.
05:08But obviously I'm going to have an unfair advantage.
05:11Caitlyn, grab this dish!
05:13No way!
05:14Drums cause bulging veins and unsightly pit stains.
05:17Real drums, maybe.
05:18You'll never break a sweat doing this.
05:20I guess I could try.
05:22Ooh, I can watch myself in the golden ears!
05:25Uh, those are symbols.
05:27Whatever.
05:27I look good!
05:29Cool.
05:30And I'm on bass.
05:31The thinking man's guitar.
05:33Not even going to touch that one.
05:35So, how do we play?
05:36Just watch the screen, and when the lights come up, hit the matching button on your controller.
05:41Wow.
05:42Just like in a real band.
05:50I'm doing it!
05:53Righteous!
05:54Whoa, Jude, nice!
05:56Wyatt, you're up!
06:00What the?
06:01It's not working!
06:06You gotta stop trying to play it like it's a guitar, dude.
06:10But it is!
06:11Nah, bro.
06:12It's a controller.
06:15Can I try the guitar this time?
06:16It'll really bring out the green in my eyes.
06:19I'm telling you, it's broken!
06:20Let me set it to auto-drum.
06:23Okay.
06:24Once more from the top.
06:29What?
06:30Oh, come on!
06:33I'm a rock star!
06:36Okay, baking.
06:38How hard can it be?
06:49I say, what have we here?
06:52A rock and roll emulator of some kind?
06:55No.
06:56Just a way for deluded wannabes to pretend they have talent.
06:59Get ready to bask in my mighty glow.
07:01Like I was saying.
07:06Rock and roll!
07:08It's in my soul!
07:09What's up with this thing?
07:12Oh, yeah.
07:13That's cool.
07:14Here I name and live my plane!
07:17Okay, seriously?
07:19Baby, I'm driving you insane.
07:24Got my number in your brain.
07:28What?
07:30No fair!
07:31How come he sounds heavy?
07:32Says here the mic is designed to enhance your natural singing ability.
07:36Guess you don't have any.
07:37I must buy this game so I can serenade my spicy little taco girl all night long.
07:43Sorry, Jedi dude.
07:45It's not for sale.
07:46He doesn't mean your copy, Jude.
07:48Okay, but it's the only one I have.
07:51You only ordered one copy of the hottest game of the year?
07:54You only need one copy to play it.
07:56But what about selling it to your customers?
07:58Never had any before, Brock.
08:00You gotta be kidding me.
08:01What's the matter with you?
08:02Whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:03Easy does it, gamey dudes.
08:05Hi, Wyatt.
08:07Lacey.
08:10Nice outfit.
08:11You too.
08:12So, I got the job.
08:14Wow, congrats.
08:15Uh, these are my friends.
08:17Guys, this is Lacey.
08:23Come on!
08:24They're usually more receptive.
08:26I have to go anyway.
08:27My first shift's about to start.
08:29Later.
08:30Hey, Caitlin, is it possible for a couple to have too much in common?
08:35Huh?
08:36Oh, no.
08:37Common interests are crucial.
08:38The more, the merrier.
08:39If you say so.
08:45Hang on.
08:47Calling to gloat about your awesome new job?
08:50Calling to panic, thanks.
08:51Because I'm going to get fired.
08:53Come on, baking isn't that hard.
08:54You're using a mix, right?
08:56Well, what's left of it?
08:57So, what do the directions say?
08:59There are directions?
09:00You really don't know how to bake.
09:02Ugh, not the best time to say that.
09:04Sorry, just stay calm and tell me what it says in the back of the bag.
09:08Okay, add one cup water, blend until just moist, dollop into muffin pan.
09:13Gotta go.
09:14Just don't overwork the batter, you'll be fine.
09:16Masterson!
09:17Wait!
09:20You know I just love you all juicy and red.
09:23Gonna flip this hair bigger till one of us is dead.
09:27Dead, yeah.
09:29Yeah, woohoo.
09:30Lacey, this is where you work now?
09:32You too?
09:33Whoa!
09:34I hope they don't have a policy against employees dating.
09:37Unless that's too weird for you.
09:39No, that's not too weird.
09:42Please don't suck, please don't suck.
09:45Hey, how's it going?
09:46You tell me.
09:48Yee!
09:49They're supposed to be our signature pumpkin muffins.
09:52Those are pumpkins?
09:53I'm so fired.
09:55Maybe they taste better than they look.
09:57I'm going in.
10:01Mmm!
10:02These aren't half bad.
10:04You okay, Marty?
10:06Constipated.
10:08Whenever I open a new branch, our laxative tea barely cuts through.
10:15I thought you said you could bake.
10:18The clock is ticking, Nicole.
10:30It's from Travis.
10:32I can't wait to send him a special pumpkin delivery.
10:36Ooh, they're ready.
10:38Wow.
10:39Hello, perfection.
10:40How did you do that?
10:42Better taste one, just to be sure.
10:46Ew!
10:47But I followed the recipe exactly.
10:50Oh, let's see if I did any better.
10:55Even worse than last time.
10:59Well, at least yours tastes good.
11:02Did you add something to boost the flavor?
11:04You can add stuff?
11:08Hey, this is a clone-free zone.
11:11You aren't here now?
11:13Lucky.
11:14Chrissy's so mean to us now that you're gone.
11:16Yeah.
11:16It's so unfair.
11:18She's treating us like we're you.
11:20Wow.
11:21Brutal.
11:22I know.
11:23This morning she yelled so hard, she got a migraine and went home early.
11:27So, who's watching this store now?
11:31Oh, the body!
11:32Ugh, I've got to get the hang of it here.
11:34I never want to go back to that.
11:39Lacey?
11:42Wyatt, where are you headed?
11:43Uh, just need to talk to the guys about, uh, something.
11:48Something like real music?
11:51Great, I'll come too.
11:52Oh, okay.
11:54Okay.
11:59Sorry, bro.
12:00Like I said about a hundred times already, we don't have any more copies of Rock Maniac.
12:07Hey, guys.
12:07You remember Lacey?
12:09Careful with my guitar!
12:10Your guitar?
12:11I call her Tinkerbell.
12:13Hey, not so rough, bub!
12:14No!
12:15There goes my high score!
12:17This blows!
12:18Everyone's a musician now!
12:20No, they're not.
12:22This is what a real musician sounds like.
12:32Hey, keep the racket down!
12:34We'll play music over here!
12:35Ugh!
12:36I have to go anyway.
12:38See you at work.
12:39Yeah.
12:40I can't wait.
12:42Okay, seriously, man.
12:44I need you to focus for a second.
12:45I'm having a major crisis here with Lacey.
12:47Don't be so neurotic.
12:49She likes you.
12:49Yeah, too much.
12:51Did you see her?
12:51Sure, she's got a head, some arms, maybe.
12:54Come on, hurry up!
12:55I got some frontin' to do.
12:56Ugh!
12:57Snap out of it!
12:58Ow!
12:59Whoa!
13:00You're right!
13:01I almost missed the coin-inducing opportunity right in front of me!
13:05What?
13:06No, I'm talking about Lacey.
13:07If people want to play so much, maybe they should pay so much.
13:12I think that's called extortion.
13:13Not if it's an entrance fee to a tournament.
13:16Who wants in on a battle of the rock maniac bands?
13:20Me, I will do that.
13:21Oh, yeah, for sure.
13:21Who wants to learn how to play a real guitar?
13:26It's way cooler.
13:28Loser!
13:34What's with this scarf?
13:36Front man tricks of the trade.
13:38Saving my voice and keeping the old pipes warm for tonight.
13:41So you can sound like a little girl?
13:43No, I've been practicing.
13:45Now I sound like a young woman.
13:47Hey, Wyatt.
13:48Uh, Wyatt?
13:52No way!
13:54Huh?
13:54Whoa.
13:54Lacey?
13:55Hey!
13:56I've got a new song about that video game.
13:59Plastic controls.
14:02Illusions of sound.
14:06You're killing real music.
14:10With every round.
14:12That's my new song.
14:15Only better.
14:16I know.
14:18Later.
14:20Okay, she's cuckoo.
14:21Now you notice?
14:22I take it all back.
14:24Definitely too much in common.
14:26Seriously, bro?
14:28That is creepy.
14:31At least she'll be easy to cut loose.
14:32Just dump her the way you'd like to be dumped.
14:34Well, it won't be by text.
14:37Or by Jonesy.
14:38Hey, where's Jen?
14:39It countermeasures again.
14:41She's obsessed with baking pumpkins for Travis.
14:43I should go before she drowns herself in a bowl of batter.
14:47I'll come along for moral support.
14:49That's what Jen said.
14:50Then the sickness began.
14:55Jen, step away from the oven.
14:57But I still need to send Travis a handmade gift for our anniversary.
15:01We've only been together two weeks.
15:03Caitlin, back me up.
15:04Handmade gifts are the traditional two-week gesture.
15:07See?
15:08Why not send him these?
15:09How bad can they be?
15:16These stupid pumpkins are impossible.
15:18My bowels are like concrete.
15:20Nicole, probation's over.
15:22Time for the big test.
15:24Make me a quadruple batch of pumpkins.
15:27It's a shame we don't have more customers to taste your pumpkins and rate them on these comment cards.
15:32Ooh, you could bring some to the game store.
15:35There's a huge crowd down there.
15:39Come on, Jen, let's go.
15:41The band could use a drummer.
15:42Yeah, I'll see you guys soon.
15:43Good luck.
15:52Free pumpkins from countermeasures.
15:54Enough for everyone.
15:55Don't forget to fill out the comment card.
16:01You did it.
16:02That's right.
16:03I conquered the pumpkin.
16:05Yes.
16:05What did you do differently?
16:07No clue.
16:07But they look and taste right, so I'm not complaining.
16:10Baby, you can bake for me anytime.
16:19Oh, Wyatt, we need to talk.
16:22Uh, you first.
16:24It's over.
16:25What?
16:26You're breaking up with me?
16:27Sorry.
16:28I just can't take it anymore.
16:30I'm leaving.
16:31No, I'm leaving.
16:33Oh!
16:35Rockers and Rockettes, welcome to the Gameatorium Battle of the Bands.
16:42For those about to rock and have paid the entry fee, we salute you.
16:49Dirty hands on my windowpane.
16:52Smell it soft and my feet to play.
16:56Loving you is the death of me.
16:59Loving Rock will set my people free.
17:03Don't be such a shy boy.
17:06I'm going to make you my toy.
17:09You're going to make me cry, boy.
17:13If you don't say it.
17:19Terrible.
17:20Hmm.
17:22Since my baby took off, I've got a new place to hang.
17:26It's in the mall and down the hall.
17:28It's door goes clank.
17:29I'm in a jail cell, baby.
17:32I'm in a jail cell.
17:35Yeah.
17:36Back so achy.
17:38I could cry.
17:42Yeah.
17:44Come on, coach.
17:45Let's teach these maggots how to play.
17:49Hey, any sign of Lacey?
17:52No.
17:53Hmm.
17:53On the downside, you just missed my first batch of perfect pumpkins.
17:57Oh, yeah?
17:57Congrats.
17:58Okay, guys.
17:59We're up.
18:02Take it, Jen.
18:07Just imagine they're pumpkins.
18:11That's it, brah.
18:12Ah, you got it now.
18:17New life score?
18:19Way to go, Jen.
18:22I don't feel so good.
18:26Keep going.
18:27Here comes my part.
18:29Rocket!
18:33It's in mine!
18:36It's in mine!
18:41I gotta hit the can right now!
18:45Don't lick!
18:47Oh!
18:48I gotta go!
18:49What was in those muffins?
18:52Oh, no.
18:54Woo!
18:55Don't stop now, guys!
18:56Oh, gross!
18:58Oh!
19:01Oh!
19:03Marty!
19:04I don't know what happened.
19:05Well, I do.
19:06You put my laxative tea in your pumpkins.
19:10You're fired!
19:11Uh.
19:12Oh.
19:13Uh-oh.
19:14Any chance I could use the private washroom one last time?
19:17Ha-ha.
19:18Oh!
19:24I still can't believe you put laxative tea in the pumpkins.
19:28Best job ever.
19:30I totally blew it.
19:31Actually, we totally blew it.
19:33But no one's coming anywhere near my store now.
19:37Thanks, brah.
19:38Yeah, thanks for making me reimburse all those entry fees.
19:42Not cool.
19:42So, what did you end up making Travis for your anniversary?
19:46A laminated schedule of romantic things we can do by phone, email, or text.
19:51He's gonna love it.
19:52If you're looking for a job, Lacey left Burger McFlipsters.
19:55I think it's best I stay away from food service for a while.
19:58Which leaves me just one horrible, mind-numbing option.
20:07Chrissy?
20:09Don't suppose you're looking for a new employee?
20:11Oh, so now you think you're good enough to be a khaki staffer.
20:15Well, the staff bathroom is off-limits to newbies.
20:19And I'm only letting you back so I can yell at you all day long.
20:23Now fold those croc-ruffled cardigans.
20:25And if I find a single wrinkle, I'll make you do the whole shelf again.
20:31Ugh, kill me now.
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