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00:04Oh
00:37Hello and welcome to Taskmaster.
00:39My name's Tom Gleeson and to all of the critics watching who all season long have alleged
00:45that as a host I lack range and that I'm too curmudgeonly that I suffocate the playful
00:50Taskmaster spirit, I say look at this.
00:54Hi.
00:56Very good.
01:01Are you happy?
01:03Competing series long for this, my honeyed spud, are five comedians, all of whom have
01:09made verbal commitments to being the least spudded versions of themselves.
01:14They are Anne Edmonds, Jenny Tian, Josh Thomas, Lloyd Langford and Will Anderson.
01:28And sitting by me, if you think the tiny throne he sits on is sad, you should see the bare
01:34mattress on the floor in his bedroom.
01:37It's my assistant Tom Cashman.
01:43Now it's time we start, Lesser Tom.
01:46Tonight our contestants have been asked to bring in an object that has really seen some shit.
01:52Okay, an object that has really seen some shit.
01:54Okay, Josh, what do you have?
01:55I brought in Stacey.
02:02So you've been literal there, is that the...?
02:04Well, it's literal, isn't it?
02:06She's seen some shit, but also she's seen some shit.
02:09I mean, that's her wedding night.
02:12Alright, Lloyd, what have you got?
02:14I brought in, and she isn't aware of this, Anne's treasured childhood toy, John.
02:26She absolutely tortured the hell out of that.
02:29John had been a bad boy.
02:33So John has spent a lot of time with Anne.
02:36Are you not worried that if you spend a lot more time with Anne, you'll end up looking the same?
02:44I think it may well be self-inflicted.
02:48John did that to himself.
02:51So he's seen a lot of shit.
02:53You're going for, like, the meaning of the expression?
02:55Yes.
02:56Okay, what about you, Anne?
02:57I have actually brought in something of Lloyd's.
03:03How romantic!
03:05And they are his disgusting, what he calls his house shorts.
03:14They're the worst!
03:15They're very stained and, like, thread bit around the back.
03:19And about two weeks into our relationship, he just got into shorts.
03:22And he's never gotten out of them.
03:25He's gone full slops in those shorts.
03:33All right, Jenny, what do you have?
03:35I have brought in a shampoo bottle.
03:38Yes.
03:39Okay.
03:40So this particular shampoo bottle has witnessed a breakup of mine.
03:45Oh.
03:46I was in a controlling relationship where I was in control.
03:49And...
03:53He hated that I kept my shampoo bottles on the floor of the shower.
03:58And I said it didn't matter because the contents of the shampoo bottle inside, they're going to be the same
04:03regardless.
04:04Whereas he insisted it would be dirty if I kept it on the ground.
04:07So then on the grounds of that, I broke up with him.
04:10And I've finished all of that shampoo.
04:12But for at least a full entire year, it has stayed on the floor of my shower.
04:19As a reminder that I have won the breakup.
04:26I'll be the judge of whether you've won or not.
04:29Will, what have you brought along that has seen some shit?
04:32Okay.
04:33Well, I know, like, during this series, it hasn't been great for me when I've gone literal to the task.
04:37I thought, yeah, toilet paper, that's a good place to start.
04:39But I've got to elevate this if, like, I'm going to get any points from Tom this season in one
04:43of these prize tasks.
04:44So I have got this printed.
04:46It's a specific roll of toilet paper.
04:48Let's have a look.
04:50That's been printed with a photo of the inside of my bowel.
04:58So I had a colonoscopy.
05:04Okay.
05:04I didn't need it.
05:05Just did it for the show.
05:06And they took a photo of my bowel and we rang a printer.
05:10But you can get anything printed on toilet paper, it turns out.
05:14Did the printer say anything?
05:16Oh, yes.
05:18I made him sign a confidentiality agreement.
05:22All right, I should allocate some points for the prize task.
05:25Well, yeah, I must admit, I find literal interpretations not as exciting.
05:30It's harder to get more literal than Will's.
05:31No, come on.
05:32Come on.
05:33Like, no, come on.
05:35I literally got my bowel printed on toilet paper.
05:40Like, I'm like, I actually did have a career before this.
05:43I know you've been joking about it.
05:45Like, every week.
05:47Like, a man had to see three separate photos.
05:53I said, choose the one you want.
05:57Please.
05:58Okay.
05:59Well, you have pleaded your case and out of the two very literal interpretations,
06:04I'll rank you just above Josh.
06:06And Josh is on one.
06:09And then out of the others that have seen some shit,
06:12I think Jenny's shampoo, it was a good story, but only saw one breakup.
06:16And I think Anne's shorts have definitely seen better days and been through a lot.
06:20But I think it's Anne's doll that's clearly been through the grinder.
06:25So, five points to Lloyd.
06:30Okay, well, with the tone already set as irredeemably lowbrow,
06:35I might as well say something I've been meaning to say for a long time.
06:39Give us a task, Tom, you f***er.
06:45You can't make a task without breaking a few eggs.
07:00Hello.
07:01Hi Josh.
07:02Hi Lloyd.
07:03T-Born.
07:04It's nice to see you mate.
07:05Thanks.
07:06That's not a big eggy.
07:07Yeah.
07:08Do you hear that?
07:09I think your task's about to hatch.
07:12Is the task in here?
07:21Okay.
07:22Let's see.
07:22Break the dozen eggs from the furthest distance.
07:26For each egg not broken, your distance will be halved.
07:32Furthest distance wins.
07:34You have 12 minutes or until one or more of your eggs are broken.
07:38Your time starts now.
07:41Where are you going?
07:42I don't know.
07:43Okay.
07:48So, essentially all the eggs have to be broken at the same time.
07:52You can't break them one at a time.
07:53That's right.
07:54Your time stops as soon as one egg is broken.
07:56You've got to break your eggs from as far away as possible.
07:59And you're penalised if you don't break all 12.
08:02Okay.
08:02Well, who's first?
08:03First up, we've got Lloyd, Josh and Anne.
08:06I'm thinking of going up on the balcony.
08:09If I went up there, break them all, drop that on it, it wouldn't take very long.
08:13What if I throw them really high up into the air and then run away?
08:17You think?
08:18What I think is not relevant at the moment.
08:20I think if I leave them in the carton, that would protect them.
08:22That's what the whole point of a carton is.
08:23I've got to take them off the carton.
08:25Okay.
08:26I don't want the lid closing in mid-air and then securing the eggs.
08:30So we'll get rid of that.
08:31I'm going to wrap this box of eggs in this mitt.
08:34All right, come on, guys.
08:35Come on, boys!
08:36Come on, people!
08:39All right, so now I'm going to take a big run-up.
08:42Okay.
08:43And I'm going to throw the eggs as far as possible.
08:45Okay, don't fall over the edge.
08:46I won't, Tom.
08:47Okay.
08:47Thanks for being such a good friend.
08:49Oh.
08:50You little dickhead.
08:51All right.
08:52I know I've got this crack suit on, but I'm not the most athletic of people.
09:11And that's it.
09:13Task complete.
09:15That's 12, though.
09:16I'd say so.
09:18How do you think you meant?
09:19I still can't understand what the task is, so I just...
09:21Through the box off a balcony.
09:23Okay.
09:24See ya.
09:26Thanks, Anne.
09:36Um, so...
09:38Anne.
09:40Yep.
09:42So...
09:42Yep.
09:43I mean...
09:45All of that.
09:49I'm just saying...
09:51Can you talk us through the padding and throwing it towards...
09:54And throwing it towards a soft lawn?
09:57I thought the task was to not break eggs.
10:00So you broke eight of them?
10:04I don't know.
10:07Clearly I can't read.
10:09Yeah, so I padded up the carton to try and stop the eggs from the back.
10:15LAUGHTER
10:15I'm in another show.
10:17It's a different series.
10:19It's series eight and I'm winning.
10:22LAUGHTER
10:24OK, bit out of character for you, Josh, it was pretty straightforward, just a big old
10:28thud and they all seemed to smash.
10:30Crack some eggs, let's go home.
10:31Yeah.
10:32Usually you're distracted and you wander round and fail.
10:37But this time I didn't.
10:40And let's live in the joy of that.
10:43No, I just, I had my idea, I thought I'd throw the dish, smash the eggs, egg smash, bingo
10:48bingo, bobs your uncle, let's go home, dingo, dongo.
10:53As I always say, dingo, dongo.
10:56So, Lloyd.
10:57Yes.
10:57How far away do you think you got away from the eggs before they broke?
11:00In hindsight, watching the clip back, not far at all.
11:04So what was the task again?
11:06Break the dozen eggs from the furthest distance.
11:09I would argue that from implies we're measuring the distance from where you caused the eggs
11:14to break to where the eggs broke, which was pretty much exactly the same spot where he
11:20threw them directly up.
11:21No, no, no.
11:21Hang on.
11:21By my actions, the eggs broke.
11:28Yeah.
11:29We agree with you.
11:31Yeah.
11:31And now I realise I do not agree with me.
11:40So what distances are we looking at so far?
11:43So Josh's distance was 5.5 metres.
11:46Lloyd's distance is 32 centimetres.
11:52I think you could argue if I get height, you could argue that you could get the, from where
11:57your hands were instead of the 32 centimetres, they're taking it from your feet, but you could
12:01take it, if you're throwing it like this, then you're getting probably 1.8 metres from the
12:05top of your, where you lifted it.
12:08Dingo, dongo, he's got a point.
12:18All right, I'm happy to add even 2 metres.
12:21Okay.
12:22So we're adding 2 metres to Lloyd's.
12:27That was so nice.
12:28That was generous.
12:29So then we've got Josh has 5.5 metres.
12:32Lloyd has 2 metres and 32 centimetres.
12:34Anne's distance was 11 metres and 32 centimetres.
12:37However, we've got some halvings to do.
12:39So we halve that four times, which leaves us with 70 centimetres.
12:44Right, now in the midst of this egg breaking, we're also going to break the show up with
12:48some ads.
12:49I might take the three minutes to go drown a couple of soft-boileds myself.
12:54See you after this.
13:05Welcome back to Taskmaster, where five comedians are swinging big to win Will Anderson's arsehole
13:10memorabilia.
13:11Lesser Tom, what is the current task?
13:15Our comedians are trying to break 12 eggs from the furthest distance and how far away
13:19the eggs are at the time of breaking, from where they caused that breaking, the better.
13:23Who's up next?
13:24They were both eggs themselves at one point.
13:26It's Jenny and Will.
13:29Could I get someone else to break them for me?
13:31Would that be you breaking them?
13:32It doesn't say it has to be me.
13:34Tom, I'm going to recruit you to be part of this if you don't mind.
13:37Okay.
13:37Could you go down to the dock and just break all of these?
13:40Okay.
13:41But how?
13:42So you take one of these eggs.
13:43Okay.
13:44And then you chuck it really hard on the ground.
13:46Okay.
13:46And make sure the egg shell is absolutely smashed.
13:48And then if it's not smashed, make sure you step it on with your foot.
13:52Okay.
13:52I'm going to put my hand up.
13:53Yep.
13:53That is when you pick it up.
13:55Hold.
13:55Hold.
13:56And then I will bring my hand down.
13:58That is correct.
13:59And you will do that over the eggs.
14:01Yes.
14:01At the time.
14:02All right.
14:02I'm going to go back.
14:03Okay.
14:03Go, go, go, go, go.
14:04Okay.
14:05Faster, Tom!
14:08He did ask several times to clarify the instructions of breaking the eggs, so I really hope he break
14:13all of them.
14:15Otherwise, this might have been a futile request from me.
14:18Tom!
14:19Yeah?
14:19Oh, nice.
14:20We can hear each other.
14:22Yeah.
14:23Regardless of that, I'm going to do the hand signals.
14:25Okay.
14:26I wonder if my instructions were clear enough.
14:29So you take one of these eggs.
14:31And then you chuck it really hard on the ground.
14:33And then if it's not smashed, make sure you step it on with your foot.
14:36I have trust issues from this show now.
14:40Let's do this.
14:42Okay.
14:52They all smashed.
14:54Excellent!
15:08Thanks, Will.
15:09Thank you, Tom.
15:12I should have asked him to come back once he was done.
15:21Jenny, some people are allergic to eggs.
15:24Are you allergic to points?
15:27Okay.
15:28Can I just say that I really in my mind thought that I had articulated everything I needed to
15:34to be specific to Tom.
15:35Jenny, you told me to break one egg.
15:39You did.
15:39And in your head you thought, and the rest of them.
15:42Yes.
15:42But you just didn't say that.
15:44Basically, he's really good at following instructions.
15:48Yeah, he did.
15:48But he's a bastard.
15:51But, Will, you decided that you could use a hand action, not you didn't have to...
15:56I looked forward to this moment where I thought you'd make me justify whether using him was
16:02me doing it or not.
16:03So I thought that one way to do that was I had to operate him as if he were a
16:08tool.
16:08So...
16:11And so I ran him through hand actions that I was going to make to actually operate him to
16:16get him to do it.
16:17Then it turned out when I got up on the balcony, he could just hear me clearly from there.
16:21Yeah.
16:22Alright, well I think we need some measurements there.
16:24So Will was 78.3 metres away.
16:27I was 309.5 metres away when I broke that one egg.
16:33Unfortunately, that number needs to be halved 11 times.
16:37Your final score is 15 centimetres.
16:44So that means Jenny gets one point, Anne gets two somehow, Lloyd with three, Josh with
16:49four and the winner of the task is Will with five points.
16:54And how's the episode score looking?
16:56From back to front are Jenny, Josh and then Will, and on eight points in the lead it's
17:00Floyd Langford.
17:05Okay, let's get into our next task.
17:07This next task is why I've been talking behind every contestant's back.
17:10I thought it would help them if they developed a sensitive back.
17:13It's another team task.
17:25Hello.
17:26Hello.
17:27The time has come Josh for you to make love to me.
17:30Oh.
17:31Finally.
17:32Is this your bet?
17:34No.
17:34Did someone say that?
17:35Yeah, that's what everyone's saying.
17:36That's what everyone on the crew is saying.
17:38Yeah.
17:38Tom has a baby bed and he loves having a baby bed.
17:40And he has to wear protective eye goggles because he's afraid of night moths.
17:44Do you want to read it?
17:44Yes, I will read it this time.
17:46Shall I do the honours?
17:47Go for it.
17:48Yeah.
17:48Correctly guess items placed under the mattress.
17:51One teammate will be your mattress liar who must be blindfolded in the lab for the duration
17:56of the task.
17:57Other teammates may gather items.
17:59Only one item under the mattress at a time.
18:01Any clues that aren't through a mattress will render an item void.
18:05You have one minute to discuss your roles, then 20 to collect and guess items.
18:10Most items correctly guessed wins.
18:12Your time starts now.
18:14I'm happy to gather.
18:15It's obviously the worst job and I'm happy to do it.
18:17Great, because I don't want to.
18:18I want to have a lie down.
18:19I'm tired.
18:19How do you feel about lying down?
18:21I'm not sensitive.
18:22Like I can't sense things.
18:23Ten seconds.
18:24Okay.
18:24I feel like Will lies down.
18:26He's a good guesser.
18:27Alright, okay.
18:27Goodbye.
18:29Wake me up when this is over.
18:34Okay, so the Discount Wiggles and the Premium Economy Hoolidoolies are back.
18:39So one of them has to get on the mattress and the others just have to put lots of stuff
18:43under the mattress and they identify it.
18:45Is that it?
18:45They have to identify things through the mattress.
18:48Through the mattress.
18:49Yeah.
18:49So which team is it?
18:50The Discount Wiggles or the Premium Economy Hoolidoolies?
18:53Like someone who's received very impressive marks for physical education, it's PEHD.
18:57The Premium Economy Hoolidoolies.
19:00You should sit up.
19:06It's a guitar.
19:07Yeah.
19:08Okay, and this one?
19:10A bowling pin.
19:11That is correct.
19:12I've got quite a bit of time, but I'm going to really do some gathering.
19:15Feelings.
19:16Okay.
19:17Alright.
19:17Do you not know it?
19:18Is there something under there?
19:20Yeah.
19:20A gun.
19:21A gun.
19:22No.
19:24A gun.
19:25No.
19:32Incorrect.
19:32You just keep guessing things.
19:33I'll be fast.
19:34A duck.
19:35Okay, I got it.
19:38Guess.
19:38A toy car.
19:40Guess again.
19:41Incorrect.
19:41What else have I seen around?
19:43A ball.
19:45Incorrect.
19:45You just keep saying things.
19:48A jug.
19:49No.
19:50A fake dog.
19:51Incorrect.
19:52Zebra.
19:53Incorrect.
19:53Lego.
19:54Incorrect.
19:54I can't tell you.
19:55But I can't tell you.
19:56I think it's obvious in a way.
19:57Oh, it's obvious to you because you can see it.
20:01A salad bowl.
20:05Can I tell him to put things under there?
20:07All the information you need is in the task.
20:08Go and get like the leg and put it under there.
20:11Don't.
20:14The leg.
20:15The leg.
20:15That's correct.
20:16Get the textures.
20:18Say five things.
20:19Well, if I do.
20:19And then when I come back you say it again.
20:21So five things in the wrong.
20:22Yeah.
20:24Tris, all you have to do is name five things.
20:26Yes.
20:26All you've got to do.
20:28Okay.
20:28You want to call me a stupid bitch.
20:30Just say it.
20:31I can hear it.
20:32It's almost like it's on the tip of your tongue.
20:34Just say five things.
20:36Just call me a stupid bitch.
20:37You're a stupid bitch.
20:38Don't just say it.
20:39You're a stupid bitch.
20:41Texters.
20:41That target off the wall.
20:43A water bottle.
20:45Okay, anything else?
20:46That's it.
20:46You've got one under.
20:47Yeah.
20:47This is the worst task of me.
20:49I'm not that way inclined.
20:50What way inclined?
20:52Just useful to the world, you know.
20:56Texters.
20:56Cool.
20:57Okay, now.
20:58A target.
20:59Yes!
21:00That's correct.
21:00Water bottle.
21:01That's correct.
21:02Glue.
21:02A poster.
21:04A scarf.
21:05Okay, go.
21:06Some glue.
21:07Yes.
21:07That's correct.
21:08A poster paper.
21:09Yes.
21:10That's correct.
21:10A scarf.
21:11Yes!
21:12Now we know how to play this game.
21:1430 seconds.
21:17That's correct.
21:17Your body.
21:18Your body.
21:19That's correct.
21:20Your arse.
21:22Your arse.
21:24There you go.
21:26Can you tell me were Lloyd and Will lying on this mattress together?
21:30I can't possibly say.
21:31It's just one of my fantasies at all.
21:36You came up with a great hack there, Anne.
21:38Yes.
21:38Well, there wasn't anything in the task that said that I couldn't do that.
21:41So we started to, I started to try and remember things around the house.
21:45But even that was hard.
21:46I know.
21:46That's what I, I thought you came up with a genius hack, but then you were probably the
21:51worst person to be trusted with carrying out that hack.
21:55Exactly.
21:55Given you had to remember lists of things.
21:57Yeah.
21:58Which is not your forte.
21:58And I kept saying gun and then I couldn't re-
22:02I know.
22:03You said gun heaps and then, and then you just forgot guns existed from then on.
22:07Yeah.
22:07I can't explain it.
22:09But we, um, we had fun.
22:10But also like you two together, like one of the other group tasks you did, you both
22:13prank called me and now you're dragging your mattress out.
22:16It's like you're trying to have a childhood sleepover.
22:20I mean we're so happy to see each other.
22:21Yeah, it was really nice.
22:22Otherwise it's just.
22:29How many did they guess?
22:3116 correct guesses.
22:33Pretty good?
22:34Yeah.
22:38Well, watching that task, which looked like an ad for a psych hospital, has reminded me
22:42that it's time for some other ads.
22:44Watch them while Josh and Anne depart for a special facility and we'll see you soon.
22:57Good on you for sticking around for more Taskmaster.
23:00What are we watching, Lesser Tom?
23:02The contestants, they're trying to sense items through a mattress.
23:04Next up, it's just Lloyd.
23:10How do?
23:20Stand within 50cm of a teammate for more than 50% of the duration of the next task.
23:26If you succeed, your team's points will be doubled.
23:29If you fail, your team's points will be halved.
23:31If your team accuses you of being given a bonus task, you get no points for the next task.
23:37Your time starts when the next task begins.
23:4050cm?
23:4150cm?
23:41Like this.
23:42Like this.
23:43Like this.
23:44I mean, that's too close to stand next to someone.
23:47Especially, like, I don't really know Will or Jenny.
23:51Well, you'd better get to know him.
23:53What do you reckon that's about 50cm?
23:58Yep.
23:59That's perfect.
24:00Okay.
24:01I'll just do that for the task.
24:03Do I want for this?
24:04Yep.
24:10So, there's a rat in the ranks, so he has to stay really close for more than half of the
24:15task.
24:16That's right.
24:17Alright.
24:17Well, Lloyd, are you a sneaky guy?
24:19Yes.
24:22He's having several affairs.
24:27None of which I care about.
24:30And just puts on the goggles.
24:35Give me the gum!
24:38Alright.
24:39Shall we, Alessa Tom?
24:40So, with Jenny and Will being none the wiser, here is their team effort.
24:44Will, if you could put the goggles on, please.
24:46Okay.
24:46If you could sit down there.
24:47Okay.
24:48Is he allowed to, um, use his hands?
24:50All the information you need is in the task.
24:52One teammate will be your mattress liar, that's you, who must be blindfolded in the lab for the duration of
24:57the task.
24:57Yes.
24:57Maybe we should get rid of this blanket so that he'll feel the mattress more.
25:02You just get up for a second.
25:03Alright, okay.
25:04No worries.
25:05Um, I'll go get items.
25:06Yeah, I'll just sit him down for a second.
25:08I'll help you.
25:08Okay.
25:09Let's go, let's go, let's go.
25:12Shall we start with these?
25:13Yeah, let's start with these.
25:15Shall I put that in first?
25:16I mean, it feels maybe round?
25:19Is it a shoe?
25:21That is an incorrect guess.
25:22That's alright.
25:23Good try, Will.
25:24Alright.
25:26Is it a hat?
25:27That is an incorrect guess.
25:29We definitely picked the wrong one.
25:31Yeah, sorry.
25:32Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
25:33That made a sound.
25:34That item is rendered void.
25:37Let's get more.
25:40One of those.
25:41Oh yeah.
25:43Oh, you clever.
25:45We're back.
25:46We're back.
25:46We're back.
25:46Perch on the end.
25:47I got you, mate.
25:49Okay.
25:49Good?
25:50Okay.
25:50So, it's bouncy.
25:51It's something that was here around the house.
25:54What would be around here that would like kind of bounce back up and down?
25:58Um, is it like a pump of some kind?
26:01Does it feel like that?
26:01That is an incorrect guess.
26:03There's a new item under the mattress.
26:05Is it a mandolin?
26:07Uh, a video game controller.
26:09Jenny's just getting a new item.
26:11Well, it's big.
26:12Correct.
26:13And it's like, is it like a...
26:14No clues.
26:15Is it a drum?
26:17That is an incorrect guess.
26:1935 seconds.
26:20Are we allowed to repeat any items or no?
26:22Oh, we're allowed to repeat items!
26:23Yes.
26:25Is it a guitar?
26:27Yeah!
26:27Yay!
26:29That is a correct guess.
26:31Woo-hoo!
26:33That's the time.
26:34We were doomed to fail on that one.
26:35Yeah.
26:36Thanks, you three.
26:38Cheers.
26:45Okay, so, did either of you suspect Lloyd at all?
26:48I couldn't even work out what was under the mattress.
26:51I just thought, this guy really likes teamwork.
26:56I mean, I was honestly the same because, like, I was doing such a bad job.
27:01I was like, great idea to get the guy with the bad back to try to identify.
27:05And, like, it was going so badly.
27:08But then I was reassured by the fact that, like, occasionally Lloyd would rest his eyes.
27:12I was like, oh, he's there for me!
27:15He's not that mad about it!
27:17I'm not gonna lie.
27:19I really, I didn't know you before the show and I just thought, this guy is so weird.
27:23It'll run it!
27:28Lloyd was standing within 50 centimetres of a team mate 71% of the time.
27:33Yep.
27:34Did a great job.
27:36Which was arguably too long, because you only successfully guessed one thing.
27:41Well, I think there's such a huge difference between the two teams, it has to be 5-5 and 1
27:46-1-1.
27:46Okay.
27:47Which becomes 2-2-2.
27:48Good.
27:48Okay.
27:51Good stuff, Lloyd.
27:52Alright.
27:53Another task then, LT.
27:55Thank you for calling me your lieutenant.
27:57Now, you and me, baby, ain't nothing but warm-blooded vertebrates, but putting that aside for a moment, let's find
28:03out something new, like on the Discovery Channel.
28:18Hello, Tom.
28:20Hi, Will.
28:20Oh, no, the table's upside down.
28:22Oh, God.
28:23Someone hasn't done their bloody job.
28:25Did you do that?
28:26Maybe.
28:26Back to front and upside down.
28:30It feels like opposite day.
28:31No, it doesn't.
28:35Show a different side of yourself.
28:37Oh, see, this is the different side of the chair, this is the different side of the table.
28:42Like, I don't care for it.
28:44The most different side of yourself wins.
28:46You have 20 minutes, your time starts now.
28:49A different side of myself.
28:50What is left to give to these people?
28:53What more could the country want from me?
28:55What, you want, like, butt?
28:58Sorry?
28:58You want my butt?
28:59Do I want to see your ass?
29:00Yeah.
29:01No, thank you.
29:03Balls?
29:05If you didn't get me on butt, you're going to have trouble winning with balls.
29:12Yeah, across the season, our fantastic art department often do great work with bespoke props that they put there in
29:18the set-up of the task, but towards the end of the season, they just flip the table and go,
29:23So we just need to see another side, is that it?
29:26That's right.
29:26All right.
29:27Which personality hiding two-faced snake is going first?
29:31He's usually from Wales, so maybe now he'll focus on dolphin.
29:34It's Lloyd Langford.
29:37I'll tell you what we could do, we could go down to the dock, we can skim some stones.
29:43And that shows a different side of yourself?
29:45Yeah, enjoying nature.
29:47You think you've come across so far as someone who doesn't enjoy nature?
29:49Well, because you're putting me in nature in a stressful scenario, you know, I'm counting socks and whatnot.
29:55Can you skim stones?
29:56No.
29:56I'll show you how to do it.
29:58Oh, OK.
29:58Come on then.
30:00Oh, this is a perfect spot for that record.
30:03Birds are singing, sun is shining.
30:06I always kind of go like low, like that.
30:10Nice.
30:14Oh, that was good.
30:17Oh!
30:18Not bad?
30:20You are good.
30:21Sometimes, you know, when the knife wobbles in the board, you just know, you know, you've done it right.
30:26Wow.
30:29Woo!
30:36That was really fun.
30:38Oh, I love that.
30:44Just two guys flinging rocks across water.
30:50You know what I loved about it, though, was it was just relaxing and you were de-stressed and then
30:56you absolutely nailed one.
30:59So, do you know actually how many times he bounced it?
31:02Yeah, we slowed it down. 17 skims.
31:04Oh, my God.
31:04I've never seen anything like that.
31:07So as soon as you don't have to compete, you thrive.
31:10Yeah, the pressure was off and I could finally be myself, you know.
31:15Well, we've only seen one.
31:17We've only seen the other side of Lloyd.
31:19Yes.
31:19And like a pebble leaving the hand of Lloyd to bounce over a pond, we too must leave your screen
31:24and bounce over a break.
31:25But unlike his rocks, these ads aren't skippable.
31:39Welcome back to Taskmaster, the show that offers both the serenity of a simple Welsh fella skimming rocks and the
31:45mayhem of an angry Edo screaming about guns.
31:49Cashman, what's happening?
31:50Our contestants are trying to show a different side of themselves.
31:53The most different side wins.
31:55Up next, we have two Annes.
31:56It's Anne Edmonds and Anne Desun.
32:00Hey, Tom.
32:02I'm ready to finally show a different side of myself if you're ready to see it.
32:06Okay.
32:07Like I haven't been very charitable so far.
32:09So like the idea of maybe like doing something really charitable while having my clothes on backwards.
32:16It's hard to wear your shoes backwards though, isn't it?
32:18That would be the toughest bit about this.
32:20Maybe you're going to have to give us a look at those toes.
32:22I don't want to do that.
32:24Okay.
32:34Hurrah.
32:35Stuck on the carpet.
32:37Hi Tom.
32:38Hi Will.
32:39Hopefully I'm showing you a side of myself that you haven't seen before.
32:42I'm the posh version and I love refined things and I love solving puzzles.
32:47Square dancing and I'm not rude, I don't swear.
32:51I live a very refined...
32:52Oh shit.
32:56But I've also showed my charitable side to my other competitors in the Taskmaster crew.
33:01I have bought tickets to all of their shows including your show.
33:05Okay.
33:06At the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
33:07There are screenshots there.
33:08Fantastic.
33:09There seems to be another woman attached to you.
33:11Yes, I don't know who she is.
33:13She's just always been there psychologically and physically.
33:16But yeah, physically is the kind of basis of my question.
33:19Tom, Tom, stop the talking.
33:21Do you want to dance?
33:21Do you want to dance?
33:22Okay, yeah.
33:23Maybe come over here.
33:24Mmm.
33:25Why don't you come to me, lover boy?
33:28Okay.
33:28Yes, lover boy.
33:2930 seconds.
33:30That's my charitable side, but there was one other thing that we talked about.
33:33My feet.
33:35Mm-hmm.
33:35Well, I've got something special for you, Tom.
33:36This is a folder that says Top Secret.
33:40Wow.
33:41Pretty gross, huh?
33:42Not too bad.
33:43Lauren-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la.
33:58Real rock bottom moment, that.
34:01Anyway, off I pop.
34:03Do you want it back?
34:09Thanks, Dom.
34:14So, Anne, we literally saw a different side of you.
34:16Yes.
34:16You're more refined.
34:17She can solve puzzles.
34:19She reads tasks, takes in the details, takes her time.
34:22But then we're also part of the you that we know,
34:25because at the end you literally fell apart.
34:32I mean, that was familiar.
34:36But also, we learnt in an earlier episode
34:37that Lesser Tom had not been to a dead ball.
34:40Yes.
34:41So I feel like you were also being lovely to Lesser Tom,
34:44because you've been mean to him for most of the series.
34:46Yeah, and I know that probably most of the women
34:49that Tom's been with are fake.
34:54So I wanted to give him that little treat.
34:56Do you mean fake, like, emotionally or literally dolls?
34:59So, like, you have sex with, um, robots.
35:04Specifically, yeah.
35:06Thank God I clarify.
35:09Now, Will, you...
35:10Yes, Dom?
35:11I don't think it was obvious,
35:12but you actually put your clothes on back the front,
35:14but you wear black all the time,
35:15so it kind of looked the same.
35:17Look, I noticed that too when it got played back.
35:19But then you also decided you wanted to be quite charitable,
35:22but you described buying tickets
35:24to these professional comedians' shows as a charitable act.
35:28No, it's charitable that I buy the ticket,
35:31like, because normally I would just ask for a free one.
35:36All right.
35:39Well, Cashman, I need a third, second side to see, please.
35:43Well, it's another combination of two people,
35:46the combination of Mum Tian and Dad Tian.
35:48Here's Jenny Tian.
35:50All right, what have I not shown lust?
35:54You don't think you've been lustful?
35:56No.
35:57You're going to do something romantic?
35:58Yeah.
36:00God, this is going to be uncomfortable.
36:07Hi, Jenny.
36:08Tom, I have loved you since the first day I started Taskmaster
36:14and my weary heart cannot bear it any longer.
36:18I must confess to you.
36:21I love...
36:27It's a bit windy.
36:30You!
36:31Will you join me for a wine?
36:34Oh, um, it's all a bit much too soon for me,
36:37but I'd love a wine.
36:39Oh, you do love me!
36:41Let's go!
36:44Well, hello, my dearest love.
36:49The love is really coming through.
36:50I got you these roses.
36:52Oh, thank you.
36:52You have 90 seconds left.
36:54To 90 seconds left.
36:56I love you too.
37:02Have you made declarations such as these before?
37:05Not quite as majestically pulled off as this.
37:08And I can see that you are romanced.
37:17Thanks, Jenny.
37:18Thanks, Tom.
37:24By the way, Jenny,
37:25don't feel bad about lesser Tom.
37:27He often, in intimate moments,
37:29blows his whistle a bit too soon.
37:32And that's not a metaphor.
37:34I take this with me everywhere.
37:39I feel like we did see a different side of you.
37:41This was the most uncomfortable task
37:44that I did,
37:46because I had to show this other romantic side to him
37:49and then we had to drink wines together.
37:51All I would say is when you touched him on the shoulder,
37:54there was less affection
37:55than when Lloyd was touching him on the shoulder.
37:59OK, love is in the air,
38:04but before we delve into more steamy moments,
38:07it's time for a quick romantic interlude.
38:09We'll be playing aggressive footsie
38:11after this break.
38:12See you then.
38:23Welcome back to Taskmaster,
38:25where our crud-brained contestants
38:27are turning in tasks
38:28that are total crap
38:30to win some prizes
38:31that have seen some shit.
38:34Lesser Tom,
38:35catch the people up.
38:36Our contestants are trying to show
38:37a different side of themselves.
38:39So far, we've seen Lloyd be nice,
38:41Jenny be romantic,
38:42and be posh,
38:42and Will showed me his feet.
38:44OK, so there's one left, yeah?
38:46Last up,
38:47instead of a river,
38:48will this JT cry us a lake?
38:50It's Josh Thomas.
38:53You've never seen me be motherly.
38:55Oh, no.
38:58You suck on my tit.
39:00Yeah.
39:01Do you have a nappy you could wear?
39:04We could fashion a nappy.
39:06This is what we're doing.
39:07This is what I've got.
39:08Oh, no.
39:09I don't want this to go on TV.
39:11Well, let's do it.
39:13I'll be back.
39:13OK.
39:14I'll get a towel.
39:18OK.
39:19You're wearing an Edmonds' outfit?
39:21Yeah.
39:22Put your little diaper on.
39:23Go on.
39:24Yeah, let's get weird.
39:25Come on.
39:25I've got safety pins as well.
39:26Good boy.
39:27You're a good little boy.
39:29Hey, sweetheart,
39:30let me help you with that.
39:31Oh, you're going to...
39:31Yeah, you're a good, brave boy,
39:33aren't you?
39:35Three minutes left.
39:36Don't rush, Mummy.
39:38You'll get it when you get it.
39:39You've always been like this.
39:40So you just...
39:42Now then,
39:43shh, good boy.
39:45So I'm down here.
39:46Yeah, you've got to get in there.
39:48Come here.
39:49Good boy.
39:51Be serious.
39:52OK, it's all right.
39:53Be serious.
39:56Stop on.
39:57OK, good boy.
39:59Good, brave boy.
40:00You're going to grow up to be a lawyer.
40:02Yeah, you're not going to do anything
40:03to embarrass me
40:04because you're a good, smart,
40:05good, brave boy.
40:06Did you ever get milk?
40:09I want you to get some milk.
40:16I don't think you're looking up at me.
40:19Oh, it's just...
40:22Oh, it's going down my balls.
40:24I'll burp you now.
40:25OK.
40:28Good boy.
40:29You're going to be a good, smart lawyer.
40:31Yeah.
40:32I do feel a bit disappointed
40:34that you didn't get to suck all any milk.
40:36This one's just air.
40:38Do you think Anne Edmonds is going to be mad?
40:41Yeah.
40:44What's weird is at the end of the day,
40:46it doesn't feel like it was a different side of me.
40:48I feel like I've learned a lot about you.
40:50I don't think you've learned anything about me.
41:00Josh, I think that was great.
41:02That's what you like.
41:03Yeah, I think you did really well.
41:06I think you showed a different side of you.
41:07You were funny.
41:11I mean, I have questions.
41:14Oh, yeah.
41:14Why are you dressed as me?
41:19Because you're a mum?
41:21Yeah, fair enough.
41:21I have absolutely nothing to add.
41:26Over the years, I've done a lot of stuff on TV.
41:30Yeah.
41:30A lot of weird stuff.
41:31And that was the idea I had.
41:34And then we did it, didn't we?
41:36And I'm glad you did.
41:38Oh, thanks.
41:39It was beautiful.
41:42And the closest that Tom's come to a real woman.
41:46Yeah.
41:50I guess I should come up with some scores.
41:52Yeah.
41:53All right.
41:53Well, that's pretty easy.
41:54Will tried to show a different side, put his clothes on backwards, and it looked the same.
41:58So that's one point.
41:59Two points to Anne, because I did enjoy seeing that other side, then you fell apart, which
42:04was you back to yourself.
42:06Three points to Jenny for that romantic liaison.
42:10Four points to Lloyd, and it's mostly just for that stone that skimmed heaps.
42:15But because it was really funny, five points to Josh Thomas for the absolute peak of his comedy career.
42:24All right.
42:25So what do those scores do for the episode scores?
42:28Well, Jenny needs some nurturing down on nine points.
42:31Anne, Will and Lloyd have middle child syndrome at the moment, but the matriarch is Josh Thomas
42:34with 15 points.
42:37OK, with only the live class left, it's time for you lot to scoot up those stairs for the
42:43big finale.
42:49What are we looking at, Lesser Tom?
42:50I'll let Josh read the task.
42:52Oh, it's me.
42:55Taking turns in your teams, blow bubbles, then fan them through the hoop.
42:59On an attacking turn, one team mate must blow bubbles, using one breath only from the spot.
43:04They must then fan the bubbles through the hoop.
43:07The defending team can defend their goal only by throwing single peas from the sideline.
43:11Most bubble goals wins.
43:12The team of three are going to be blowing a bubble first.
43:18Round one.
43:43This is almost as exciting as pebble skimming.
43:53Round one.
43:53Just focus on one.
43:55Oh, I should.
43:56I should.
43:57I've just been trying to keep them in the air.
43:58I didn't sort of.
43:59I'm not good at this.
44:00Oh, no.
44:00Oh, no.
44:01Yes, focus on that one.
44:02No.
44:04Oh.
44:07Oh.
44:07Oh.
44:07Stop it!
44:09Oh.
44:11Oh.
44:12Oh.
44:13Oh.
44:15Oh.
44:19Oh.
44:22Oh.
44:24Oh.
44:29Oh my God.
44:33Oh my God.
44:34Oh my God.
44:36Whoa.
44:38Come on.
44:47Come on, boy.
44:49Come on.
44:49Come on, Mummi.
44:50Come on, Mummi.
44:59Wiggles please step up to the plate
45:18Am I the blower?
45:19Yeah, the blower, yeah
45:38All right like a broken soda stream we have to take a break to recharge our bubbles see you after
45:45this
45:55Welcome back to Taskmaster we're in our final moments before discovering the winner
46:00Lesser Tom what happened before the break?
46:03Our contestants ignored the snap, ignored the crackle and focused on the pop
46:07Yeah, I think we've got the winning moment we can have another look at it
46:17I should clarify too there was nothing in the rules that said that you couldn't move the spot
46:22Yes, I think it was a bit of a hand of God moment
46:26But yeah the premium economy hoolidoolies were playing dirty and I liked it
46:31But yeah, it was just it more felt like a 1-0 win at a major World Cup event
46:35So I think I'm going to allocate 1-1-0-0-0
46:38Okay
46:42It's a win
46:44And the question on the tip of everyone's Michael Bublé is who is the winner?
46:48Well it was a tight one but the winner is Mother Superior herself
46:52It's Josh Thomas for 16 points
46:58Congratulations Josh, please go and collect your prizes and your complimentary adult diapers
47:05Now we're at the end of episode 8, how about an update on the season score?
47:10Our lovely lovers are loving it at the top and in second
47:12But Lloyd has a 3 point lead with 127 points over the season
47:19And there we have it, 8 episodes down and what have we learnt?
47:24We learnt that Anne's outfit looks good on a mannequin but even better on Josh
47:29We learnt that Lloyd loves skipping stones almost as much as he loves skipping out on his family to have
47:34torrid affairs
47:36And Will taught us way more than we wanted to know about what the inside of his beast hole looks
47:42like
47:43Congrats once more to our winner Josh and goodnight to all you winners
48:04We're back!
48:06That's not good at all!
48:07I can see you judging me!
48:09Mummy's got a secret!
48:10This is fun!
48:11How are you failing as you're succeeding?
48:15This is gonna be so rude!
48:17It's a lot to take in!
48:19It's...
48:19That's really...
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