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Some Girls S03E02
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00:00Keep saying I'm doing it wrong
00:02But I say it feels alright
00:04I really do try, really do try, really do try
00:10There's a million things that I could change
00:13But maybe it's alright
00:16This is my life, this is my life, this is my life
00:20I'm going to ring you loads. I wish you were coming.
00:23Oh, Viva. It's going to be sick. Heading off to festival with the girls.
00:28No parents, no rules, no schoolwork
00:31Oh, isn't that great? But we'll be taking a bit of revision
00:34The festival? Revision? You crazy?
00:37Only the geography, maybe a bit of sociology
00:41Oh, and the psychology
00:42You will try to like chill some of the time though, yeah?
00:44Of course, but I want you to know you can trust me
00:47Yeah, I know
00:48No, I mean really trust me
00:50What does that mean? Like you're not going to bang someone else at the festival?
00:54Because I sort of already assumed that now we're getting married and shit
00:56Shh, and I'm right here
00:58I haven't told them that we're getting engaged yet
01:00So we should tell them
01:01No hurry
01:03Well we can't get married for ages
01:05I'll be three years doing a degree and then I'm going to want to sort out my career
01:08And I'm sure you're going to want to start a career
01:10Yeah
01:11Maybe
01:12No hurry
01:13But you will
01:15Don't worry about our budgets, I've got a career I'm starting on today
01:18Rocky, that's great, what is it?
01:20You still okay to babysit today Rocky?
01:24That's the career you're talking about
01:26Babysitting
01:27Yeah, babysitting
01:28Rob and Anna having a deep night
01:30Well when you have a kid you don't need to keep the romance alive
01:32That's sweet
01:33So, for a special surprise, I've had all my pubes waxed off
01:38Every single one, your dad's going to go mental
01:41Yo Bean, my favourite little munchkin
01:43So if you come to the bedroom I'll show you where all the stuffers
01:46She loves Peppa Pig
01:47Snap, I love Peppa Pig
01:49And she has to have a purple blankie
01:51Snap again, I love purple
01:53It's like me and being the twins
01:59Hey, it's festival time
02:02It's festival time
02:03It's festival time
02:04It's festival time
02:05Festival time
02:05So, Uncle Eddie's going to explain everything on the way
02:08But basically we're going to be selling t-shirts
02:09Oh, exciting
02:12Who's Uncle Eddie?
02:13Uncle Eddie from a market job
02:14And with the money from this I'm going to be halfway to the £600 I need
02:17What exactly is that £604, Holly?
02:19I just need it
02:20You're not in trouble, are you?
02:21Me?
02:21No
02:23Well, not until my mum finds out it was me who took a stash of pills
02:27Still, she's got to face a world without tranquilizers one day
02:29You do know teenagers die at festivals going crazy on drugs, don't you?
02:32Yeah, Viva
02:33You're killing my vibe, and Amber's
02:35My vibe is unkillable
02:36My vibe is immortal
02:38That Jesus
02:39Jesus wasn't immortal
02:40They nailed him to a cross and killed him
02:42Yeah, but he bounced back like my vibe
02:44I've just got to call my mum
02:48Ooh, what's this?
02:49I know what that is
02:50It's a bird whistle
02:52My gran's got one
02:53You use it to call birds and get them to call back to you
02:58I don't know what sort of bird that is
03:01Maybe an owl
03:02You're doing it wrong
03:05Don't work
03:07I hate to break it to sass, but I don't think she'll be hearing many birds over the music
03:11She wasn't there
03:14Yeah
03:14I see you found my sheewee
03:17She what?
03:19It's a device to enable a woman to urinate standing up
03:22You simply place the wider end like so, and you can be easily standing up without even taking off your
03:26clothes
03:27Oh, and the wee comes out of here
03:28Thought it might be useful so I'd have to sit on the filthy and disgusting port-a-loos
03:32I haven't tried it yet
03:33I've borrowed it from my cousin
03:34She's used it loads
03:35You don't need special equipment to pass standing up
03:38I mean, there's a technique I learned when I was back home in the wilderness
03:41and I didn't want to squat down, you know, in case a crit had got inside my vagina and tried
03:44to nest
03:45I'll show you girls if you like
03:46Hello
03:47Thank you
03:48Go and suit yourselves
03:50I just hope you never come across a New Zealand jumping shrew
03:53Shush!
03:53Everyone, my mum's calling me
03:56Hi mum
03:57No, not yet
03:59Yeah, I'll call you when I get to Dartmoor
04:02No, we're still girls
04:04No, Holly, Amber and Viva aren't going
04:07Mum, they're not even in the all-female sea-quaranteering society
04:12You're a scarily good liar
04:13I never knew
04:15Never been away from home with friends before
04:17It's gonna be so amazing and awesome
04:18Being with new people who don't think I'm weird
04:20Hang on
04:21Are you gonna start acting not weird then?
04:23Don't take any notice, Az
04:25You don't think you're weird?
04:26Yeah, it's just everyone else who does
04:28Holly's got a point
04:30When I act like me, people think I'm weird
04:32So maybe I should act like someone else
04:35Anyone in particular?
04:37No
04:38Uncle Eddie's outside
04:40Let's go
04:40Rocky, we're going
04:41Festival!
04:42Woo!
04:42Woo!
04:44Woo!
04:46Woo!
04:46Woo!
04:49Woo!
04:52Woo!
04:53Woo!
04:59What have you been doing there, Amber?
05:00Just been arranging my bedroom
05:02What you guys been doing out here?
05:03Getting my festival buzz on
05:05And I've been texting Rocky
05:06Oh! Texting Rocky
05:08Have you been planning the wedding?
05:09No.
05:10Oh.
05:11I thought when people get engaged, the next thing they did was plan the wedding.
05:13No.
05:14The wedding is way off.
05:16Way off.
05:18Way off.
05:19So what sort of dress are you going to have?
05:21Thinking about the dress is way off.
05:23Okay, but can I just check?
05:25This is so obvious I probably don't even need to say it, but I'm just going to say it.
05:29We're all going to be your bridesmaids, right?
05:30Amber, stop defining me as someone who's getting married.
05:33I'm not being a poncy bridesmaid.
05:35I've been a bridesmaid.
05:35I look like a gold sausage, not doing that again.
05:38There might not even be any bridesmaids.
05:40All of that stuff is way off in the future.
05:42I'll be the DJ doll, for a cheap rate.
05:45Hello, everyone.
05:46I'm happy to be bridesmaid fever.
05:48I love your top.
05:50Wait, is that my top?
05:51No.
05:52Huckle time!
05:54Uncle Eddie wants us to report for duty.
06:10What are you all staring at?
06:11Don't ask me.
06:12You used to wear jeans and a t-shirt.
06:14Punters love this.
06:15Right, who wants a beer?
06:16Here we go.
06:17I've got one rule.
06:18Everything you sell goes in this book.
06:20And don't think you can try and trick me, because no matter how arsehole I get,
06:23not if you'll get arsehole, I always know how much money there should be.
06:27And if I make a bundle, you'll get a bonus.
06:29Hi, Eddie.
06:31Alright, Bubbles.
06:32That's Bubbles.
06:33She sells soap next door.
06:35I'll be around in a minute to get you in a lava.
06:37No!
06:37Now, seeing as I'm in loco parentis for the weekend,
06:41I think I should have a little word with you girls about drugs.
06:44Here we go.
06:45No, this is important.
06:46Some people say you shouldn't take drugs.
06:48I say, you should take drugs.
06:50Some people say drugs are not good for you.
06:52I say, they are good for you.
06:54Some people say drugs fuck up your brain.
06:58Yeah, well, that one's probably true.
06:59But that's what's so bloody great about them.
07:02Yes, Viv.
07:03Well, it's our first time away from home,
07:05so we probably shouldn't be taking any drugs.
07:07What's that, Grandma?
07:08It's our first time away from home,
07:10so we probably shouldn't be taking any drugs.
07:12That's not saying it's our first time on Mars,
07:14so we're not going to try and shag the aliens.
07:16Not really.
07:16Or it's our first time in career,
07:17so we're not going to eat roasted doggy.
07:19Sorry, but it's actually nothing like that.
07:21Viv, for today, Viv.
07:23Do it all, be it all, take it all,
07:25get wasted, shag everyone,
07:27and try and have a fucking good laugh.
07:28Will you do that for me?
07:31Yes, Uncle Eddie.
07:32Yes, Uncle Eddie.
07:34All of you?
07:34Yes, Uncle Eddie.
07:36Uncle Eddie?
07:37Yes, Amber?
07:38Um, I hope you don't mind me saying,
07:40I don't think that lipstick's your colour.
07:42Yeah.
07:42Really?
07:44Too pink?
07:48What he said was totally irresponsible.
07:51He just wants us to enjoy ourselves.
07:52Okay, yeah, that's fine.
07:53We all want to enjoy ourselves,
07:54but just remember our brains are not fully formed yet,
07:57so taking drugs will literally hurt our brains.
08:00You're not our mum, Viv.
08:01We all understand.
08:05What about this one?
08:15I'm a lonesome cowboy.
08:22Saz, why are you doing this?
08:24Doing what?
08:25Copying Amber.
08:26I'm not copying Amber.
08:27Your wings are upside down, by the way.
08:29All I'm doing is experimenting with my personality.
08:32Nothing wrong with your personality.
08:33I wouldn't exactly say nothing.
08:35Why can't you just be you?
08:37Amber's popular.
08:38People don't think she's weird,
08:39and she makes lots of friends and boys like her.
08:42Hey!
08:43We're your neighbours!
08:45Hey!
08:46Thank God!
08:48Last year we were next to this couple with baby twins
08:50who just cried all night.
08:52You don't have baby twins, do you?
08:54No.
08:55Or saxophone?
08:56Or bongos?
08:57No!
08:59I'm Tonka, this is Wombat and Ian.
09:01Hey brothers!
09:03No, we just all look the same because we're wearing stripy tops.
09:06I can't tell you apart.
09:07I'm the one with the massive cock.
09:09He's pissed.
09:10Ignore him.
09:11So, there's three of you and three of us.
09:14Oh no, there's four of us.
09:15She's with us.
09:16Who wants a beer?
09:17I love a beer.
09:18You've already got one.
09:19Finished it.
09:29And that one.
09:30Wow.
09:31Thirsty.
09:32Never seen a girl do that before.
09:34But you'd like to see me do that again?
09:35I would.
09:36Give us another beer then.
09:38So, who wants to go see some bands?
09:39But what's he doing?
09:41Oh, he's tying his pants to the tent so we can find our way back to base.
09:45Smart thinking.
09:46If in doubt, look for Ian's pants.
09:48You're also welcome to look for my pants or in them.
09:52It's up to you.
09:53She's not interested, thanks.
09:54So, back right off.
09:56Man is vivo.
10:24That was amazing.
10:25I know.
10:26I've never seen a queue for the toilets that long before.
10:28I met the band.
10:30But yeah, it was an awesome toilet queue.
10:33I wish we didn't have to spend all night with those three fools in the next tent though.
10:36You were just having a laugh?
10:37Well, Holly, you've got a boyfriend now.
10:39What about Connor?
10:40What about him?
10:41Well, should you really be letting boys who aren't your boyfriend try to guess the weight of your breasts?
10:45Oh, she was just mucking about.
10:46One bad was surprisingly accurate.
10:48I didn't think you'd be on Holly's side, Amber.
10:50Seeing as you've been cheated on.
10:51Yeah, but Holly hasn't cheated on anyone.
10:53Depends on what you mean by cheating.
10:55Was letting a strange boy do this?
10:57Just a bit of fun.
10:58Oh, that is such a cute pic of you two.
11:01Festival's different.
11:02It's like a parallel universe.
11:03It doesn't seem real.
11:04Like when we go back home, we'll never see them again.
11:07Tonka Lissana wrote from us.
11:09I'm going to bed.
11:10I can't go to bed without saying goodnight to Rocky.
11:14I can't get a photo and the network's busy.
11:16You're not married yet.
11:17Just relax and have a beer.
11:19No, thank you.
11:19I want to stay completely in control of myself.
11:22Somebody has to.
11:24Night-night, everyone.
11:25My first leaflet festival.
11:47It's weird.
11:48I went for a wee in the night and woke up in the wrong tent.
11:51You spent all night in a stranger's tent.
11:52I know.
11:53I'm mental.
11:55Oh, but they're not strangers anymore.
11:56They're my new friends.
11:57Hannah, Cece and Chelsea.
11:58Oh, I can't wait to meet them.
12:00Oh, Cece just texted.
12:02I left my teddy behind.
12:03Oh, you can borrow one of mine.
12:06It's just as well they were nice people.
12:08It could have been dangerous.
12:09Maybe we should do night-time toilet trips in pairs.
12:12I didn't bother leaving the tent.
12:13I did this.
12:15And this.
12:17And this.
12:18And this.
12:19And this.
12:23And this.
12:23And this.
12:24That's about three and a half litres a weave.
12:28Wow.
12:29Your A must be so epic.
12:3512 I fuck for cokes, 7 Festival Virgin, 6 No One Cares and 27 I'm a cunts.
12:41Good old I'm a cunt.
12:42It's my top seller every year.
12:43How do you think sales are going, Uncle Eddie?
12:45Sales are going excellent, Viv.
12:47So we're going to get the bonus, yeah?
12:48Well, I can't guarantee it.
12:50I've signed nothing.
12:51There's nothing on paper.
12:52But if you keep it up, you're on course for the bonus.
12:54Yes!
12:55I never thought I'd be able to save up the £600 in time.
12:57Maybe I will.
12:58Time for what, Holly?
12:59You're not pregnant, are you?
13:00No, Viv.
13:01I use condoms.
13:03Always.
13:03No glove.
13:04No love.
13:05No bag.
13:06No shag.
13:08Right, you guys hold the floor.
13:09I'm just popping to the same store.
13:10Again?
13:11I'm a very dirty boy.
13:13Hiya!
13:15I've done everything.
13:17I've been to every store.
13:18I've seen every band.
13:19I learned to juggle.
13:20I snog a hippie.
13:21I ate a sausage from a special pig.
13:23And then, I crowd surfed.
13:25It was like I could fly.
13:26I tried to crowd surf.
13:27Of course, Sassy.
13:28The crowd just didn't want a surfer.
13:30Showing the footprints as.
13:32Well, at least it was a bit different.
13:34Yeah.
13:35People never stumped in my kidneys in time to get lucky before.
13:38So, you two taking over the stall now?
13:39Um, yeah.
13:40I just need to go to the toilet first.
13:43See you in an hour!
13:44See you in an hour!
13:45See you in an hour!
13:46She can't even skip properly.
13:59Oh, you were ages.
14:06The queue must have been ridiculous.
14:07I know.
14:08We finished that a while ago.
14:09I went to the dream store.
14:11I bought myself some enchanted pink dream potion that will make me dream the face of my future
14:14husband.
14:15And I got some pink water too.
14:17I mean potion.
14:18Right.
14:19So it's me and Viva's turn to go get mangled and party our tits off.
14:22Right, Viva?
14:23Right.
14:23I definitely want to do that.
14:25But first, I'm just going to nick back to the tent and call Rocky.
14:28Oh, don't go back to the tent.
14:29That's going to take bear time.
14:30Bring it from here.
14:31Oh, the service is crap here.
14:32The class is quieter though.
14:33Fuck's sake, Viva.
14:34We didn't come here to be quiet.
14:35Stop acting like a teacher.
14:36You're boring everyone shitless.
14:38Leave her alone.
14:40Viva's happy being the boring, sensible one.
14:43Do you think I'm being boring?
14:45I think you're happy being the boring, sensible one.
14:48This is about last night, isn't it?
14:49Just because I didn't want to help you push over Wombat's port-a-loo.
14:52Don't you want to have fun?
14:53Don't worry about me.
14:55Just because I'm engaged doesn't mean I don't know how to have fun.
14:57I'm still exactly the same person that knows how to have a laugh and break the rules,
15:01if it's appropriate to do so.
15:04I haven't even brushed my teeth today.
15:10Don't go Viva.
15:11We're only messing about.
15:12I'll teach you to have fun.
15:14That's a bit harsh.
15:15Shut up.
15:17For fuck's sake.
15:19What's up?
15:20Nothing.
15:21Just fed up of idiots judging me all the time.
15:25Judge.
15:26Judge.
15:27Judge.
15:28Judge.
15:29Judge.
15:29Do you want a beer?
15:32Uh, yeah.
15:34Or...
15:35Frank Stronger?
15:36Vodka and Red Bull?
15:37Or something from Ian's Magic Box?
15:41Stop acting like a teacher.
15:43You will try to, like, chill some of the time though, yeah?
15:45We're not our mum.
15:46Boring, sensible ones.
15:47Get wasted.
15:48Boring, sensible ones.
15:49Everyone, everyone, shitless.
16:00I can hear the tree.
16:01I can hear it grow.
16:03I'm listening to it grow.
16:04Boo, boo, boo, boo.
16:11I feel like you guys are my real friends.
16:14I mean, Hollis has an amber.
16:16Yeah, okay.
16:17But you guys, I can honestly relate to.
16:21You have really soft skin.
16:22All those tiny hairs.
16:24Yes.
16:24And you're an amazing dancer.
16:26I'm an amazing dancer too.
16:27Probably the best dancer that I know.
16:30Why don't you take all your clothes off?
16:31Jesus, Wombat, you big sleaze ass.
16:33Leave her alone.
16:33Oh, he's kidding.
16:35He's beautiful.
16:37Can you do this?
16:41Yeah, I've been practising that in my bedroom for ages.
16:45Boy, I've been too afraid to do it in public, but now it just feels like the right time.
16:51I really fancy Holly.
16:52You and Holly would be amazing together.
16:54Do you like dogs?
16:56I really want a poodle.
16:57Shall we get a flap together?
16:59Are you sure you don't want to take all your clothes off?
17:08I still can't find her.
17:09She's been gone for hours.
17:10You've got to help me look.
17:11What about the stool?
17:12We'll be alright for 10 minutes.
17:14We're not supposed to shut the stool without telling Eddie.
17:16Shall we go tell him?
17:17You're being so thick lately, Saz.
17:20Uncle Eddie, are you in there?
17:23Oh, he is in here.
17:24Uncle Eddie.
17:25Uncle Eddie.
17:28He's dead.
17:29Uncle Eddie's dead.
17:30No, he's not.
17:31Look.
17:32His boobs are going up and down.
17:34Let's leave a note explaining why we need to shut the stool.
17:38I really like his boots.
17:44Viva!
17:45Viva!
17:49Viva!
17:53Viva!
18:01Viva!
18:02Viva!
18:03Viva!
18:05Viva!
18:11Viva!
18:14Viva!
18:17Viva!
18:18Viva!
18:19Viva!
18:20Viva!
18:21Viva!
18:22Viva!
18:22Viva!
18:22Someone in the tent.
18:24She must be back.
18:25Thank God.
18:26The police.
18:27Wait.
18:27Listen.
18:28They're outside.
18:29Tell them I'm not here.
18:37What's going on?
18:38Shhh.
18:39Holly.
18:39The police are outside.
18:42Keep very, very quiet.
18:44What happened?
18:45What have you done to her?
18:46Nothing.
18:47He wouldn't let me.
18:48Ah!
18:50It's them.
18:51Don't let them come in.
18:52I think Viva's on drugs.
18:54What's she taken?
18:55What hasn't she taken?
18:57I don't think she took the ketamine.
18:59Not like Ian.
19:02Ugh.
19:02But she doesn't take drugs.
19:03She's not like that.
19:04No.
19:05I'm not like that.
19:07I've got a fiance.
19:09Ah!
19:09The police are after me.
19:10Don't let them take me.
19:12See that frisbee?
19:13See your girlfriend's asshole?
19:14That's going up there if it hits our tent one more time!
19:18What's all these extra sleeping bags doing in here?
19:21Miss Keg?
19:22Our tent got stolen.
19:23We were hoping we could, like, crash in here tonight.
19:25After what you've done to Viva?
19:26It wasn't our fault.
19:28She really wanted to take drugs.
19:29She just needs to sleep it off.
19:32Yes.
19:33Sleep.
19:34I need to sleep.
19:35Hello?
19:36Hello, Cece!
19:37Hello, Hannah!
19:37Hello, Josie!
19:38Look, everyone!
19:39Cece, Hannah and Josie!
19:41And they've got my bear.
19:42Seven of them.
19:44Three of us.
19:44Accept it.
19:45Whatever ratio there is, you're not getting lucky in this tent.
19:47Um, Cece, Hannah, Chelsea, this is Holly, Beaver, Wombat, Junker, and...
19:53That's Ian.
19:57That's Ian!
19:58Who wants a beer?
20:02You didn't introduce me.
20:03Who's that?
20:04She's the one that keeps copying Amber.
20:06That's Azzy.
20:09I need to sleep.
20:10Come with me.
20:11Bring your sleeping bag.
20:12Tell me.
20:12Honestly, Holly.
20:14Are you in the police?
20:36Don't leave me.
20:37I'm gonna stay here till you sleep.
20:46Okay.
20:47Show me my future husband.
20:48Show me my future husband.
20:49It's Azzy.
20:56Whatever it is you do.
20:59Tonight, you're mine.
21:30I'm good for that.
21:32What?
21:34Uh...
21:36I thought you might be Wombat.
21:38It's not that I'm happy it's you.
21:40I'm just...
21:41relieved it's not him.
21:42Okay?
21:44You like me.
21:49I know.
21:49It's so good!
21:50You make me feel so good!
21:52Oh, you bad girl...
21:54Oh!
21:54You naughty, naughty girl!
21:56Go on, slap it!
21:57Oh, I will.
21:57Hotter!
21:58Hotter!
21:59Oh, yes, bubbles!
22:00Oh, yeah!
22:01Oh, bubbles!
22:03Oh, that feels so good!
22:05That feels so good!
22:06Oh, bubbles!
22:08Oh, that's so good!
22:09You know what I like, don't you?
22:11Go on, slap my arse!
22:12Oh, oh!
22:13Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's so good.
22:16Oh, it's so good.
22:23Sorry.
22:24I'm just going to go now.
22:27Bye.
22:29Oh, but I do need my sleeping bags.
22:33Yeah, don't worry.
22:34I'll just get it later.
22:38Oh, God.
22:39Oh, God.
22:53Taking drugs with strangers?
22:54So clever.
22:55I expect you just did it to show us the bad things that can happen when you act like a
22:58stupid dickhead.
22:59Yay!
23:00Sounds like being normal again.
23:03You were acting so weird this weekend.
23:06We looked everywhere for you, Viva.
23:07If you're going to disappear and take drugs, make sure you tell your mates.
23:10I feel so terrible.
23:11I keep thinking I'm going to puke.
23:13Viva?
23:14Holly slept with Tonka in the tent and we can all hear everything, even the little in-and-out sucky
23:18noises.
23:19I could not.
23:20We could.
23:20It sounded like this.
23:23She's right.
23:24You can hear it all, but it was more like this.
23:27Stop.
23:28Stop it.
23:29It's making me feel even more sick.
23:31Is that true, Holly?
23:32It's not with Tonka.
23:33What about Connor?
23:34What happens at the festival stays at the festival.
23:36No, it doesn't.
23:37You said you meet him next week in London.
23:40Got your night about shutting the stall to look for Viv?
23:42We found her.
23:43Yeah.
23:44Yes, she is.
23:44Hello again, Viv.
23:46So it was all right in the end?
23:48You left the stall unattended.
23:49People stole my gear.
23:51You shut the stall and buggered off.
23:52I've made a loss.
23:53I'd have been better off staying at home and rubbing jam on myself.
23:56You will get the money, right?
23:57Are you mental?
23:59So, you won't be getting the money?
24:02No!
24:02You don't understand.
24:03I need that money.
24:04My mum pawned all her jewellery sets for Dad's inside.
24:07Her rings, her bangles, her gold necklace, her belly button dangly thing.
24:10When my dad comes out, he's expecting her to be wearing it all.
24:14Please, Uncle Eddie.
24:15Sorry, Holly.
24:16I'm not your cash monkey.
24:19I didn't know your dad was coming out yet.
24:20He's released that's been brought forward.
24:22That's great.
24:23I don't know if you're a fan of dogs chewing each other's faces off for money.
24:25I am!
24:28Oh, no, wait, I'm not.
24:29If he comes out and she's not even wearing a wedding ring, it's going to be bad.
24:35Well, we'll help you save up, won't we?
24:38Yeah, of course we'll help you.
24:40I can sell my hair.
24:42Taz, what are you doing?
24:44Putting my orienteering trousers on.
24:46My parents aren't complete idiots.
24:58We went on the swings, we blew bubbles, we did drumming with spoons.
25:02What about you?
25:03What do you do?
25:05Oh, I, uh, yeah, I had a great time too.
25:11But I am glad to be back home though.
25:13So, uh, when are we going to tell your dad and Anna about us getting married?
25:17Yeah.
25:19Maybe let me get my A-levels out of the way first.
25:21Why are we waiting?
25:23You're not having second thoughts, are you?
25:25Second thoughts about what?
25:26Something private.
25:31Why are you staring at me?
25:33I'm practicing my diss to you.
25:35I'm going back to work next week.
25:38One more word from you, Shaw S. Bradley,
25:40and I'm ringing up your dad and I'm going to tell him that you're a slut.
25:43Well, don't worry.
25:44He's still terrifying.
25:46Oh, you're sweet.
25:47Thanks, Fever.
25:47I was worried that spending too much time with Bean was turning me soft.
25:50Who's going to look after Bean?
25:52Give me what you told her.
25:56Tell me what?
25:57Anna's giving me a job as Bean's nanny.
25:59Turns out I'm awesome at looking after babies.
26:01It basically uses all of my top skills.
26:03Hugging, hanging out at the park.
26:06Shit.
26:08I think I've only got two skills.
26:10When I started that sentence, I thought there was going to be more.
26:13So, hang on.
26:14You're going to be here every day?
26:18Yeah, every day.
26:19Just me and Bean spending some quality mellow time.
26:22It's like I'm really becoming one of the family.
26:24It's great.
26:25It's a bit weird, though.
26:27Having a boyfriend who's also my baby sister's childminder.
26:29Well, I ain't no childminder, Viva.
26:31I'm a nanny.
26:32Completely different thing.
26:33A childminder's basically just some lazy-ass woman who sits at home all day while the parents bring the kids
26:37to her.
26:38She just watches TV and shit.
26:40I'm going to be providing childcare in your own home and being dynamic.
26:44And maybe getting in some practice for being a great stay-at-home dad.
26:48I think I'm going to be sick.
26:49Viva?
26:51I am going to be sick.
26:52It's something that I...
26:55Hey, first of all...
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