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00:37Hello and welcome to Taskmaster.
00:39I am Tom Gleeson and once a week
00:41I disrobe my cloak, descend
00:43from my lair and loudly squawk
00:45Caw Caw Caw
00:47upon which a team of minions
00:49assemble around me and we
00:51make a rip snorter of a TV show
00:53and when does that weekly time arrive?
00:55That time is now.
00:57Caw Caw!
00:58.
01:02Competing for my affection
01:03are five comedians I've been
01:05nourishing with grains and nuts
01:07chewed in my own mouth and spat into
01:09theirs. They are
01:10Ann Edmonds
01:12.
01:13Jenny Tian
01:14.
01:15Josh Thomas
01:16.
01:17Lloyd Langford
01:18.
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01:33What's our prize task please?
01:35Our prize task tonight.
01:36An object they should adapt
01:38into a movie.
01:39Alright.
01:39Why not give the multi-billion dollar
01:41streaming industry a few freebies.
01:43Josh,
01:44what have you brought in?
01:46D
01:46I brought in this little duck and a boy that came to my show gave it to the sound technician
01:52to give to me.
01:53I don't really know why he thought I wanted the little duck but I thought it was really sweet that
01:57he gave me the little duck
01:58and I just thought he'd be really excited right now to see his little duck on the telly.
02:02It's not an exact reaction to the prompt but you sort of, it's filmic.
02:07Okay, you're essentially wanting to make a film about a tiny duck just because you forgot to say thanks.
02:13This is for one person, this bit.
02:16I've made one person's day and I feel okay about it.
02:20I agree with Josh, I think that duck could carry a film.
02:24Yeah, it's a shame it didn't carry this segment more.
02:30Lloyd, what did you bring in?
02:32I have brought in a bedside table.
02:40That's not it.
02:41A bedside table built by Jesus Christ.
02:48I have it on good authority that before he got mixed up in all that other stuff,
02:55he made this table and so you could, I thought you could follow, you could, like you'd start off with
03:02Jesus,
03:03you know, young Jesus, teen Jesus.
03:06Teen Jesus?
03:07Teen Jesus, yeah.
03:08Making the table and then you'd follow the table from 2,000 years ago through all the different owners and
03:16their lives as well.
03:19It's just a bit tough because Jesus made the table and that feels like a real big peak.
03:24And then what?
03:26Isn't it?
03:27Like that's the opening scene and it's like, that's like if Titanic sank in the first scene.
03:32And then it's just shots of the ocean.
03:42Ann?
03:43Yeah, so my film is kind of like a western and the main character is this.
03:48That's a Nokia.
03:50Like it used to be Top Dog in town and it's like gone away and now it's back to avenge,
03:57like take the iPhone out and reinstate itself as like the top dog in town.
04:02Yeah, it's a film called Nokia.
04:04Yeah, it's just, Nokia, he's back.
04:07Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
04:10Will, what did you bring in?
04:12For a big move you've got to leverage off some pre-existing IP.
04:15That's what you've got to do in this modern day times to get a move you made.
04:18So I kept it pretty simple.
04:20Barbie.
04:25Now, I know you hate a pun and this has not been good for me and none of these prize
04:31tasks have gone well.
04:32So I thought I had to go an extra step.
04:34So I literally paid to get a movie poster commissioned to show you what the movie would look like.
04:48So this movie re-establishes the patriarchy.
04:52So I'm into it.
04:54I love it.
04:55We're back.
04:57What a great film.
04:59Jenny.
05:00I was thinking about like all the things that get adapted these days.
05:04Comic books are very popular and a lot of them are featuring a lot of different types of representation at
05:08the moment.
05:09But there's still one type of representation that I've never seen on screen.
05:12So what I brought in is my own comic book that I've made myself using Microsoft Paint.
05:17It is Eczema Girl.
05:23Is this based on you?
05:25Yes.
05:27There was once a girl with eczema and she wished every day for her eczema to disappear until she realised
05:33it gave her the power of scratching dry surfaces.
05:38One day her town is invaded by a big moist villain.
05:42Gom Tleeson.
05:44And she's scared by his wetness.
05:46He's so undefeatable.
05:47And just when all hope is lost she remembers he has a dry sense of humour.
05:55And she defeats him with one big scratch and everyone cheers.
06:01That looks like the storyboards for one of Will's shit sketches.
06:07Oh mate, I would dream of that.
06:11Oh well I'd better hand out some scores.
06:13Yep.
06:13There's a lot there to play with.
06:14I'm not sure I could watch 2,000 years of just a book being put down on a bedside table.
06:19So one point to Lloyd.
06:21I'm going to say two points for the tiny duck.
06:23You can't make old film about it just because Josh didn't say thank you.
06:26So happy with that.
06:27And then I'll give three points to Jenny.
06:29Okay.
06:29I did like the concept.
06:31And four points.
06:32Of course you know if there's a film about Tetris you can have a film about Nokia.
06:35But five points for Will because we've re-established the patriarchy.
06:42I'll take it.
06:43All the good work done in the Barbie film has been undone.
06:47Alright I'm itching for a task.
06:50Not as much as Jenny is but let's do it all the same.
06:52Okay it's time to see it be up and down with some up or down.
07:08Hey Jenny.
07:09Terry Payton.
07:10Hi Lloyd.
07:11How are you?
07:11I'm okay.
07:12That's good.
07:12Well this is fun.
07:15You think?
07:15I don't know.
07:17Oh there's the task.
07:18Yep.
07:20Make this balloon hover between the flags the longest.
07:24Already I don't understand it so that's a good start.
07:26In eight minutes the crane will release the balloon.
07:29After the balloon is released you may not touch it.
07:31Before the balloon is released you may not remove it from the crane.
07:35Your attempt is over once the balloon floats above the flags.
07:38Or sinks below the lower flags.
07:40Longest balloon hover between the flags wins.
07:45Your time starts now.
07:46Make this balloon hover between the flags.
07:49What does that mean?
07:50All this.
07:56Okay so we have to make the balloon float without going up or down.
07:59Pretty much.
07:59Well this one seems pretty straight forward.
08:01Yeah.
08:01Should we get into it?
08:02Our first two hover crafters are Josh and Lloyd.
08:05So it just needs to hover.
08:06So we want to keep it down.
08:08The only way to really do that is to weigh it down.
08:10But if you weigh it down too much it will just fall.
08:12Mmm.
08:19Okay let's see what happens to the balloon now.
08:20See it's still just floating straight up.
08:22We don't want that.
08:22We want it to dip.
08:28This is fun.
08:29Oh this is fun.
08:30I like this actually.
08:37It's still floating?
08:39I think two and a quarter marshmallows adhered to the skin of the balloon.
08:45We'll keep it in between the flags.
08:48Okay.
08:48You happy with that?
08:49Yeah I'm happy to release.
08:51Anything you'd like to do in the next four minutes?
08:53Yeah eat some god damn marshmallows.
08:59You better believe I'm going to start cranking my hog if that stays in between the flags.
09:04That's what this is for right?
09:06How much now?
09:0712 seconds.
09:08Oh that's quite soon.
09:09Yep.
09:10Any last words?
09:12Come on.
09:16Well it's attached to the claw but the balloon isn't so I feel like I'm winning in a really big
09:20way.
09:23No that's not good at all.
09:29That wasn't good at all.
09:44That wasn't good at all.
09:47I watched that and I thought I need to learn to believe in myself because sometimes things aren't as terrible
09:54as Lloyd.
09:57Welcome to my life.
10:01So Lloyd you went with two and a half marshmallows.
10:04If you had your time back how many would you put on?
10:06Well I went with two and a quarter.
10:08Oh.
10:09But two and a half sounds good.
10:12There are lots of tasks on this series where I think I'm so glad that's over and I never ever
10:19would like to think about it ever again.
10:21I'd be well up for doing that for a full day.
10:27Josh's balloon remains within the flags for 17.06 seconds.
10:31That's ages.
10:33That's great.
10:34That's ages.
10:35Lloyd's balloon stayed between the flags for 1.24 seconds.
10:43Hey you at home watching.
10:45Yeah you.
10:46Sorry but you've got a big chunk of food in your teeth.
10:49It's spinach or something.
10:50It's gross.
10:51We'll take a break and you go and get a toothpick and we'll see you after this.
11:07Welcome back to Taskmaster.
11:08We've just been doing a bit of television business stuff.
11:11All perfectly normal.
11:13Fill them in please.
11:14Clap man.
11:17Our contestants have eight minutes to do whatever they want to a helium balloon before it is released by the
11:21claw.
11:22They have to make it stay between the flags for as long as possible.
11:25So far Josh has managed to make it hover for 17 seconds and Lloyd also did the task.
11:32Next up it's him and her trying to Hindenburg.
11:36Here's Anne and Will.
11:38I mean obviously the temptation is to suck the helium out of it and just talk like a chipmunk.
11:44Obviously.
11:45But I won't do that.
11:47If it was being held between two things would you consider that hovering or would it be being held between
11:51two things?
11:52Do you think that would be hovering?
11:54I don't know.
11:55What's the definition of a hover?
11:56Up to the Taskmaster I guess.
11:58That guy.
12:04Do you know what I mean?
12:05How many minutes do I have left Tom?
12:06Two minutes left.
12:07I'm just going to load this up I think with a bit more.
12:13No maybe not.
12:14Maybe that will balance out the rise.
12:1640 seconds.
12:17I'm going to tape this.
12:20Oh f***.
12:23That's it Tom.
12:25Boo.
12:28It's hovering.
12:35I win.
12:36It's hovering.
12:37You feel good about this?
12:38I feel really good.
12:39You've locked into quite an effective strategy here.
12:41This is some of the best hovering I've seen.
12:44I feel.
12:44Can I touch it?
12:45No.
12:48Right.
12:49Before the balloon is released you may not remove it from the crane.
12:51Now did I remove it from the crane?
12:53Yeah.
12:54Let's do what we're all here to do.
13:01What a great task.
13:02I absolutely loved it.
13:04And I think it's one of your, I think it's one of the best ones in the show so far.
13:07What would you agree with that Tom?
13:09I'm really being mocked by the fact that how well this is hovering in front of me.
13:13This is some of the greatest hovering of all time.
13:16And I'm going to get nothing for this.
13:18I should be winning it.
13:19Look at this.
13:21It's perfect.
13:24Thanks Will.
13:26Do you think I won that one?
13:29You don't think I won that one?
13:31You disqualified yourself.
13:33Well thanks so much for having me.
13:35Oh wonderful marshmallows.
13:37Is this still the helium?
13:39I don't think so.
13:45Okay so after Tom releases the balloon you may not touch the balloon.
13:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:50So why'd you touch the balloon?
13:52I just keep like undercutting myself don't I?
13:55Like I actually do a good job and then go oh let me see if I can wreck it.
13:59Can I say a theory?
14:01Yes.
14:01I think you wanted to talk like a chipmunk.
14:03I did.
14:04I can't like perhaps consider for a moment that I am a comedian and there's a helium balloon.
14:10Like I know we're on a show and it's a competition but at the end of the day I'm very
14:15like honest to my craft and
14:19I have to do the comedy that's in front of me.
14:22So before the balloon is released you may not remove it from the crane.
14:26So what actually happened?
14:27I didn't really see.
14:28It came out when I was fiddling with it.
14:30And then you got to see just how beautifully it hovered after you failed.
14:33It was honestly the best thing I did on the entire show.
14:39Normally if you're disqualified from something you just leave in shame.
14:44But I couldn't look away from how well I'd done.
14:46It was like perfectly weighted.
14:48It was in the middle.
14:50It's probably still there.
14:52Okay, one floater left.
14:54Will she sink or swim?
14:55Or stay in the lab and do the task well or poorly?
14:58It's Jenny Tian.
15:00So this might be a really dumb question but can't I just like tie the string to like a chair
15:04or something?
15:05And that would still count as fine?
15:07All the information you need is in the task.
15:12Now I just gotta not mess this up.
15:16I'm feeling quite good about this.
15:21What are you thinking?
15:22I'm thinking I'm really, really quite smart.
15:25Oh really?
15:26Yeah.
15:26Maybe this task is too simple.
15:34Well that's looking pretty good to me.
15:38Alright.
15:39You want some marshmallow?
15:41Do you like the pink ones better or the white ones better?
15:43They're the same to me.
15:44But like it's got a flavour.
15:46Marshmallow?
15:46Marshmallow's not a flavour, it's an object.
15:48You don't think these taste the same?
15:50I don't.
15:52I mean sorry.
15:53Wait.
15:54You think these taste the same?
15:56How are you failing as you're succeeding?
16:00This is your best task yet?
16:02Soak it in.
16:09So Jenny you showed a genuine moment of out of the box thinking.
16:12Followed by, marshmallow's not a flavour, it's an object.
16:17I mean I'm not going to lie, I just thought this task was so easy.
16:23I was like this isn't going to air because it's so easy.
16:25Everyone's obviously figured this out because it's so easy.
16:32I was like there's got to be more to it.
16:35So then yeah I just started offering Tom marshmallows and doing other things because frankly I got bored waiting for
16:42it as well.
16:43It also does explain why Jenny came into my dressing room the other night and said do you think there's
16:46a difference between pink marshmallows and white marshmallows?
16:50Well what are the scores?
16:52Well we left Jenny's balloon there overnight.
16:54It was hovering for 18 hours and 21 minutes.
17:02So what are the points for the task?
17:04Well Will and Anne were DQ'd so they get zero, Lloyd gets three, Josh four and Jenny takes the task
17:08with five points.
17:12Alright and what about the episode scores so far?
17:15Well with all the buoyancy of a beautiful red balloon Jenny has floated to the top with eight points.
17:21Okay, give me another of your little goodies there boy.
17:26It's our final team task of the season.
17:40Hello.
17:41Hi.
17:42Oh.
17:43What do you think about this choice?
17:44You look different.
17:45Let's have Tom, let's have Tom have a look.
17:47Oh my god it's a working camera and it's, it's already recording.
17:56Oh.
17:57Oh.
17:58Okay.
17:59This is fun.
18:01Create an authentic and heartwarming family home video.
18:05Create an authentic and dysfunctional family home video.
18:08You must film the video on this camera.
18:11Most authentic family wins.
18:13You have 30 minutes, your time starts now.
18:15We need to be like a family unit, the three of us.
18:19Yeah, I think so.
18:20Dysfunctional family is the key word here.
18:22Someone flies back from overseas for a family reunion.
18:25They were fighting in the military.
18:27Oh, whoa.
18:28And then.
18:29Cold.
18:29I think.
18:31Mummy's got a secret.
18:34Okay.
18:34Okay.
18:34Mummy's got a secret.
18:38And you've set up some genuine intrigue with Mummy's got a secret.
18:43Did you when they read the task and they read this first and it said heartwarming family,
18:47did you think me and you had both f***ed idiots?
18:49I thought you had reading problems.
18:50I thought they read it and I thought, oh no.
18:52Me and Anne did dysfunctional.
18:53No, they're different.
18:53Yeah, just to be clear.
18:54We want a heartwarming family story and that's what we're going to get from the discount Wiggles.
18:58And we're also going to get a dysfunctional family story from the premium economy hoolidoolies.
19:03But what I'm judging you by is how authentic they are.
19:06Who's up first?
19:07Let's begin with our heartwarming family.
19:09Finally, here's Mother Jenny, Father Will and their beloved child Lloyd.
19:16Another Christmas without us.
19:18Bloody Christmas Day, love.
19:19Oh my goodness.
19:19Bloody Mary, bloody Christmas.
19:21I mean, it's been years and years since we've seen our son Lloyd.
19:24I just, I miss him so much, darling.
19:27I don't know what my life is without him.
19:29Admit it, darling.
19:30He's probably, he's probably dead.
19:32He's probably bloody dead.
19:34Oh, but darling, I didn't even get to hug him all once in our entire lives.
19:39I never got to hug boys.
19:40You don't bloody, you don't bloody hug boys, love.
19:42I've always told you this.
19:44You feed them bloody meatballs and turnips and they grow up to be proper bloody men.
19:49You know, I don't know where you are in the world, my son.
19:51I just, I miss you so dearly and, and I just, I just, I wish you were home and I
19:57wish I could give you a hug.
20:00Darling, do you want to record a message for Lloyd as well?
20:02I don't, I don't, I don't bloody want to record a bloody message for Lloyd.
20:07Oh, darling, you have to record.
20:08Mum.
20:08I don't, I don't, I just.
20:10Mum.
20:11Private Lloyd reporting for family reunion Christmas.
20:17Oh, no.
20:18Can it be?
20:20Son, is it you?
20:23Oh, my God.
20:25Oh, oh, my God.
20:27Oh, son.
20:29Son.
20:30I'm making bloody Christmas meatballs and turnips.
20:35It's your bloody favourite, son.
20:37It's my favourite and you've made it and I feel, I feel so emotional.
20:41I've been overseas on top secret duties for so long.
20:44What have you been doing?
20:45What have you been doing?
20:46Well, I can't tell you everything.
20:48Tell us.
20:49Some of it is classified.
20:50Tell us what you've been doing.
20:51But tell me your parents, you can tell us anything I believe.
20:53Tell us.
20:54But, you know, Osama bin Laden.
20:56Yeah.
20:57Of course.
20:59Oh, you did that.
21:01That was all me.
21:02Son.
21:02You went into Christian terrorism.
21:03I was part of the, the, the SEAL team.
21:07Oh, my God.
21:09You.
21:09Our boy.
21:10Yeah.
21:10My boy.
21:11I would not be more proud of my son.
21:13Keep it under your hats though, cause it's like, not, it's classified.
21:17Oh, my goodness.
21:18Son.
21:19Son.
21:20I am so...
21:23Come here.
21:25I'm so proud of you.
21:26I'm so proud of you.
21:29We couldn't have hoped for a better person to kill Osama bin Laden.
21:34That's the first time Dad has touched me, not in violence.
21:38Woo!
21:40Woo!
21:41Woo!
21:46Woo!
21:47Lloyd, why did you want to make the story heartwarming by evoking the memory of 9-11 by
21:51mentioning, mentioning Osama bin Laden?
21:54Was it necessary to drag that into a comedy show?
21:57The narrative was the father and the son.
22:00They'd never hugged.
22:01That was the story.
22:02Wow.
22:02So we were going to have this authentic Christmas reunion.
22:04They were going to hug for the first time.
22:05And Lloyd just thought the thing that might spur that hug would be finding out that your
22:10son had murdered Osama bin Laden.
22:13The hug that your character, Will, gave Lloyd, is that the hug that you would like to receive
22:18from your own father?
22:19Yes.
22:20And that's why it was so authentic, Tom.
22:23What do you think he might be thinking?
22:24He's probably watching now.
22:25He's not.
22:29So, Jenny, did you find it hard because you make a lot of videos on TikTok?
22:33Was it difficult making something that long and in landscape mode?
22:38I was like, I was like seeing it and then I saw the red button and then the graininess
22:42and I was like, oh my God, it looks exactly like one of those TikTok filters.
22:49Alright, time for a short break.
22:51Go give your boy a hug, would you?
22:52Yeah, it's not that hard.
22:53See you soon.
23:03Welcome back to Taskmaster where we've all been having a little itch on Jenny's eczema.
23:09What else is happening?
23:10We're watching authentic family videos.
23:13So far, we've seen a heartwarming tribute to a soldier's return after slaying Osama bin Laden.
23:19Next up, it's the dysfunctional family.
23:21It's mother Anne and her only son, Josh.
23:25The thing is, let's just give me two more days and we can run away together.
23:31I know you're my boss and also my son's best friend's father, but I love you.
23:38I can't stay with Bruce, I can't.
23:43That time him and Josh auditioned for Australian Idol was the worst day of my life, the humiliation.
23:52I've never recovered.
23:54What?
23:55Mum?
23:55Oh, here she goes.
23:56Look at her, look at her, look at her.
23:58Josh, sweetie.
24:00Tell them what you said.
24:01No.
24:03Australian Idol, you were wonderful.
24:05You were the best one there.
24:06I don't know why they didn't put you through, Josh.
24:08It's going to go well.
24:09Yeah.
24:10Give me the camera, sweetheart.
24:13No.
24:13Give Mummy the camera.
24:14No.
24:16Give Mummy the camera.
24:18Give Mummy the camera.
24:20Give Mummy the camera.
24:22Give Mummy the camera.
24:23Give Mummy the camera.
24:25Give Mummy the camera.
24:27Give Mummy the camera.
24:48I've killed my only son.
24:51I'd go to a million Australian title auditions
24:54if I could just have my boy back.
25:16It's just a lot to take in.
25:19I like the Blair Witch vibes.
25:20I think they're very good.
25:22So what was Mummy's little secret?
25:24Was it that you actually think your son
25:26was not a good singer, the murder, or the affair?
25:28The affair was the main secret.
25:31But yes, that also, I think he's not a good singer.
25:33And then obviously, yes, I've killed him.
25:36Wait, you think that the affair's a worse secret
25:38than murdering me, Australia's sweetheart?
25:46Yes.
25:48What do you think about my tactic
25:49of mostly just putting Anne Edmonds in it?
25:51Oh, less Josh is always more enjoyable for me.
25:54I thought the performance, Anne, was very authentic.
25:57I have wanted to kill people before.
26:01Feels like you didn't need to go too deep
26:03to find that emotion.
26:04No, yeah, I've definitely got a violent streak.
26:06And I like to get it out.
26:10It was fun.
26:11I really enjoyed doing that.
26:12So I have to give out some scores.
26:14You do.
26:15It's pretty easy.
26:16I mean, I just love the chaotic energy
26:17of the premium economy hoolidoolies.
26:20I believed in Anne's performance.
26:24Are you saying you don't think I could kill Osama bin Laden?
26:28No, I think the hug at the end was very authentic,
26:30but that was mostly due to the empty hole
26:32in the middle of Will Anderson's body
26:34that you're trying to fill.
26:36Well, you could fill it with some points.
26:42I must say, they were very close.
26:44I think they were both great films.
26:46So it's going to be 55444.
26:47Lovely.
26:49Very close.
26:51OK, let's have another task.
26:54OK, for this next one, we're off to the pub,
26:55or as I once heard the taskmaster refer to it,
26:58under his breath, home.
27:10Hello.
27:12Hi, Josh.
27:12Ooh, what have we got here then?
27:15Hi, Anne.
27:15Hello.
27:16Is that an accent?
27:17Yeah.
27:18Cockney British, I think.
27:19What have we got here then?
27:20A few chips and a bit of a beer?
27:22Mm-hmm.
27:23Wow.
27:25Win the pub quiz.
27:27Tom will ask 10 questions.
27:28You must write down each answer on your whiteboard.
27:31Within 30 seconds of Tom asking.
27:34No phones.
27:35The time starts when Tom asks his first question.
27:40It's a bit warmer than I'd like, but that's OK.
27:44Bit colder than I like, so you know what?
27:46We've found a happy medium between.
27:50Ask away, my friend.
27:54All right, well, win a pub quiz sounds pretty easy.
27:57I guess it's...
27:58Oh, actually, was Lloyd missing?
28:00Yeah, we didn't see...
28:01I didn't see Lloyd.
28:01Didn't see Lloyd in that one.
28:02Yeah, maybe it would help to see the task that Lloyd was given.
28:06LAUGHTER
28:10Write the pub quiz for the other comedians.
28:13Your quiz must have 10 questions.
28:14Your quiz questions may not include any contestant's name.
28:17Tom will give your quiz to the other four contestants.
28:21Will Anderson must win the quiz.
28:23Jenny Tian must come second.
28:26Josh Thomas must come third.
28:27Anne Edmonds must lose the quiz.
28:30I mean, that would be straightforward.
28:32If they end up in that order, you will get five points and they will get zero.
28:35If they come in any other order, they will get three points and you will get zero.
28:39You have ten minutes, your time starts now.
28:43APPLAUSE
28:44Yay!
28:47So they all have to win the quiz in that order.
28:50Yep.
28:51And then Lloyd will get five.
28:53But if it's in any other order, the others get three.
28:56And Lloyd gets nothing.
28:57So it's all or nothing with this particular order for Lloyd.
29:00I feel like this task is impossible for me to win.
29:04And not knowing Jenny very well at all.
29:08And not knowing Josh well at all.
29:10And, like, not knowing Anne that well.
29:13LAUGHTER
29:16OK, well, I think we just need to see this one.
29:19Answering quiz questions as written by Lloyd Lankford,
29:22here are Will, Jenny, Josh and Anne.
29:24Ready for your first question?
29:25Yeah.
29:25Yes, Tom.
29:26Which instrument did Miles Davis play?
29:29No, I'm going to go with piano.
29:31OK.
29:32Trumpet.
29:33Anne wouldn't know that.
29:34I don't reckon.
29:35Sax.
29:36Will Anderson must win the quiz.
29:39What does he know about?
29:40I know where he lives.
29:42Question two.
29:43What day of the week is the Mullumbimby market on?
29:45What is that?
29:47There's some Saturday markets as well, but mostly it's on a Friday.
29:50Oh, he knows Tom Gleeson, though, right?
29:53What is Tom Gleeson's wife's name?
29:58I've met her.
29:59This is going to be so rude.
30:01Uh, Ellie?
30:01I think that's right.
30:02I really like her.
30:03I can see her face.
30:04You can see her.
30:05She's a really nice person.
30:07What an awful question.
30:08What is Tom Gleeson's waist size?
30:13Because Will knows about clothes.
30:15They're mates, right?
30:15You try on each other's trousers, messing around.
30:18So I'm going to say he's a 34-inch waist.
30:20OK.
30:22Trim.
30:24Right, who was the most streamed artist on Spotify in 2023?
30:30I can't simultaneously come up with a question that Will is going to know.
30:35Taylor Swift.
30:36Anne isn't.
30:36Shake it up.
30:38Jenny sort of does.
30:39Taylor Swift.
30:40And Josh might.
30:41Taylor Swift.
30:42And what decade was the Sydney Opera House built?
30:451920s.
30:46Who directed The Godfather?
30:49Francis Ford Coppola.
30:50I know something, see?
30:52What are the ingredients for Moscow Mule?
30:54Vodka, ginger beer and lime.
30:55What did Steve Jobs die of?
30:59I don't have a clue.
31:02Pancreatic cancer.
31:04Disease.
31:06I've got one question left, but we'll make it an interesting one.
31:10On 9-11, which of the planned targets wasn't hit?
31:14The Pentagon?
31:15They hit the Pentagon.
31:17Google it.
31:17There was definitely one that wasn't hit.
31:19They got it.
31:20Oh, they did, yeah.
31:21Fair play.
31:23Your time's running out.
31:24It's too wishy-washy a question, isn't it?
31:26You can't change it now.
31:27Final question.
31:27On 9-11, which of the planned targets...
31:31Are you sure?
31:32On 9-11...
31:33No, no, no, babe, babe, babe, I'm going to stop you right there.
31:35We don't need to do this.
31:36On 9-11, which of the planned targets wasn't hit?
31:39Did you come up with this?
31:40If I was planning to take down America, it would have been the White House.
31:44That's what you would do.
31:45So I'm going to say President Bush.
31:48Stop judging me.
31:49I can see you judging me.
31:50It's a man.
31:51What could really shake America up, you know, at that time and...
31:55They got him with a plane.
31:56But they didn't.
31:57Oh, they didn't.
31:58They didn't get him.
32:01Thank you, Tom.
32:05That's such a hard thing to do.
32:08Lloyd, why do you keep dragging 9-11 into this comedy show?
32:11You keep dragging that misery right into the centre of this light-hearted show.
32:16Tell me the theories you're always saying at home.
32:23I wish I could say that those last two tasks were filmed close together
32:28and it was just in my mind, but that isn't true.
32:33What I love is, like, finally the revelation of what the theme of the questions was
32:38because on the day I was like, who came up with these questions?
32:45What moron!
32:47So, did Lloyd achieve his goal?
32:50No, I know I didn't.
32:53So just a reminder of the rankings we were looking for.
32:56So we were looking for Will to win, Jenny to come second,
32:58Josh to come third, and Anne to come fourth.
33:01Lloyd, back yourself, like Isis.
33:09Okay, so what order did they actually get?
33:11Jenny got two questions correct,
33:14Will and Anne both got four questions correct,
33:16and Josh was the winner of the quiz with five points.
33:19Well done, Josh.
33:21So what are the scores?
33:23Lloyd was unsuccessful, so that means three points for Anne, Jenny, Josh and Will.
33:28I think you did so hard.
33:31That was so hard.
33:32All right, time for some ads.
33:33See if you can guess how many times Anne tries to casually drop my wife's actual name
33:37into conversation over the next five minutes.
33:39See you back here soon.
33:41Love you, Ellie.
33:50Welcome back to Taskmaster, and we're nearly at the end of our penultimate episode of season two.
33:56And I still won't let this joker next to me look me in the eye.
34:00Nor should you.
34:02Call us academics, because we're about to engage in a peer review.
34:18Hi, Jenny.
34:19Hey, Tom.
34:20Oh.
34:21Hello.
34:22Hi, Lloyd.
34:23Hello.
34:23What are you doing in the lurking around the corridors?
34:26I think there's something in your locker.
34:28Oh, no.
34:29I didn't even know I had a locker here.
34:32Oh, God!
34:40Was that supposed to be scary?
34:43Ew!
34:44That's a bit wrong, isn't it?
34:49Make a surprising appearance.
34:51Most surprising appearance wins.
34:53You have until the studio record of episode nine.
34:57Your time starts now.
35:00Where?
35:01Up to you.
35:03What?
35:04You mean I've got, like, days?
35:06Okay.
35:07Weeks.
35:08Something to think about?
35:09Yeah.
35:10Thanks, Lloyd.
35:15Jenny, I think it's a special skill to be confused by such a simple task.
35:21Is it that simple?
35:23Yep.
35:23I don't think it was...
35:24Wait, surely other people were confused?
35:27No.
35:27No, okay.
35:28We literally just watched footage of all of them not being confused.
35:32Even me.
35:34It was just a bit of humble homework, wasn't it?
35:36A bit of a homework task?
35:37That's right.
35:38It's up to them where or when they appear and how they capture that appearance.
35:41Okay, who's first?
35:42He may be a catch, but can he catch us off guard?
35:44It's Josh Thomas.
35:45I could do it to Anne when she does this challenge.
35:48I could be in there.
35:50Could you fit in there?
36:04It doesn't feel good.
36:08Hi, Ed.
36:08Hi, Tom.
36:09What are you doing lurking around the corridor?
36:11There's something in your locker right here.
36:13Ooh!
36:14What is it?
36:18Ew!
36:19That's a bit wrong, isn't it?
36:20Was that surprising?
36:22It was a bit, but did you expect me to have more of a reaction than that?
36:25Maybe.
36:25Do you want me to do it again?
36:26No, it's okay.
36:26No, no.
36:28Let's do it again.
36:32Woo!
36:36That was good.
36:38Really terrified me.
36:43That was very good.
36:44That was great.
36:45And, um, I, uh, my finger was bleeding.
36:48I showed you after I was in the locker looking, I was holding the door and I was watching blood
36:53come out of my finger and then she said, should I do it again?
36:57And I thought, I'm not going to make it.
37:01Yeah, I think it was a very effective surprise.
37:03I was very surprised that you could fit in there.
37:05Yeah.
37:06They're very small lockers.
37:07I mean, it got a great result though, so you must be happy with that.
37:10I'm happy, yeah.
37:11That's a good, nice, solid start.
37:13That's good.
37:13That's very good.
37:15Another please.
37:16Hopefully she doesn't knock her own socks off because not wearing socks can exacerbate
37:20eczema.
37:20All right, it's Jenny Tien.
37:21Okay, so I am currently dressed as Lloyd Langford.
37:25So I'm currently in Anne Edmond's field outfit, and I'm going to give him a surprise appearance.
37:35I am currently in Josh Thomas' outfit, and I'm going to surprise him.
37:41I am now in Will Anderson's outfit, and I'm going to surprise him.
37:47He's eaten like half the marshmallows in this.
37:55Oh, no, wait, wait.
38:00Oh.
38:03Oh, oh.
38:07Oh.
38:14Oh, hello.
38:15How are you?
38:18Oh.
38:21Why are you dressed like me?
38:24You look good at that.
38:26I was very naughty.
38:28Are you in my outfit?
38:29Jenny, where did you get it from?
38:31You're a psycho.
38:33Get out of here.
38:34Oh, it's the TikTok.
38:36No, it's for episode nine.
38:39Surprise appearance.
38:40Oh, it's for the show.
38:47Did it feel good to finally film something properly?
38:52Yeah.
38:53Feel like you're back to normal now?
38:54Yeah, 100%.
38:55Yes.
38:56Okay, well, I think that was pretty effective.
38:58Got some great frights there.
38:59Who's next?
39:00Will she take us aback or bring herself to the front?
39:02It's Anne Edmonds.
39:04The human behaviour expert says it's one of the biggest signs you're micro-cheating on your partner.
39:09She says hiding interactions with a colleague is also a red flag because it can erode trust in your personal
39:15relationship.
39:16Oh, my God.
39:16This behaviour expert obviously never been asked for an after-work drink.
39:19That's what's happening here.
39:20So the extra froth on my latte, that means nothing.
39:23Oh, well, no, that's just that from the barista.
39:27Sure is.
39:27You might be having a micro-relationship with the barista.
39:36I must admit, for a while there, I was thinking, why are you making me watch the project?
39:40It's a wonderful show on this very network.
39:43Um, no, um...
39:47Wait, did that go to air?
39:49Yeah.
39:49Did people see it when it went live to air?
39:51I don't think so.
39:51We missed it.
39:52Nobody messaged you or anything?
39:54No, just that's...
39:58I'll give you an idea of ratings.
40:02OK, one more.
40:03Will this stunner have a shocker or will he stun and shock us?
40:06It's Lloyd Lankford.
40:13Yes!
40:15Yes!
40:31So that was at the Adelaide Fringe.
40:33And I'd just come off stage.
40:34You gave me a bit of a fright.
40:37I'd been crouched down in that box that I found out was full of mouse shit.
40:43Um, with an air horn and a wig on.
40:47And then Tommy Little was backstage and was like, take your shirt off.
40:52And I was like...
40:53Which, by the way, is what Tommy Little says to everyone backstage.
40:59It's a bit tricky for me.
41:00Now it's hard to judge.
41:01Because for me, that was a visceral reaction.
41:03I thought I was about to die.
41:04I thought someone was going to jump up and stab me and just, as I was dying, just whisper
41:08into me, you're not Greg Davies.
41:11Oh, you're not.
41:12Oh, I've been killed by a nerd.
41:15What's Reddit going to think?
41:18Okay, well, we've got one more surprising appearance still to come.
41:22But who will it be?
41:23I can't think of something that would be easier to deduce.
41:27Come back after these advertisements to find out.
41:39Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster.
41:41Lesser Tom, catch the people up.
41:42Our comedians had more than a month to make a surprising appearance.
41:45So far, Josh climbed out of a locker and went on the project.
41:49Jenny did some TikTok-y stuff and Lloyd got in a dumpster.
41:53We have one last comedian left.
41:55And when we asked him before the show where his surprising appearance footage was,
41:58he said he'd already sent it.
42:00And we just needed to take a closer look.
42:02So let's take a closer look.
42:04Here is Will Anderson.
42:22I could be in there.
42:24Could you fit in there?
42:48So how did you get yourself into all those positions?
42:51Well, Jenny's surprise to me only happened today.
42:54So luckily, I was already in that one.
42:56Oh, so your justification was you were in that one.
43:00Yeah, that was fine.
43:01So, but the rest of them, it was a lot of planning.
43:04One of them I had to travel back in time for.
43:07Well, I have to score these, don't I?
43:08You do.
43:09Most surprising wins.
43:10Okay.
43:11Well, I found Josh's the least surprising.
43:13Okay.
43:13Just because he jumped out of a locker.
43:15He was standing at when you handed out the task.
43:17Yep.
43:17Two points to Lloyd because I didn't find watching it surprising because I knew what was going
43:21to happen.
43:26I was like, here we go.
43:28Anne's going to get three points.
43:29It was very surprising.
43:31But the fact that I keep watching the project was even more surprising.
43:35Four points to Jenny, mostly because it's going to be a great TikTok video that's going
43:38to go viral and put this show on the map.
43:42But five points to Will Anderson because I was genuinely surprised at the effort he went
43:46to.
43:50OK, now, how are those episode scores going?
43:54Continuing to appear at the top, it's Jenny in the lead on 19 points.
43:59All right, get up on that stage for our final task of the show.
44:07All right, we've got some thongs and some barbecues.
44:10This looks like some good old ocker fun.
44:12Who's reading the task?
44:14Lloyd, if I could ask you to read this.
44:15Toss the most thongs with the tongs onto your barbecue.
44:20If at any point a golden thong is tossed with tongs onto another barbecue, all the thongs
44:26on that barbecue will be cleared.
44:28If you touch a thong with your hand at any point, you are disqualified.
44:33All tossing must be done from your spot and you may not move your spot or your barbecue,
44:39especially you, Anne.
44:41Most thongs remaining on a barbecue after 150 seconds wins.
44:46Your time starts now.
44:57and we'll never go into theήvin, and we'll definitely go on top.
45:00All right, there we go.
45:02All right!
45:03All right!
45:06All right!
45:23Wait wait wait wait what?
45:36Can I get my can I get me some here?
45:37Yeah, can I get these?
45:39Can I get these?
45:39Yes, yes.
45:50Josh has been disqualified.
45:51Why?
45:53You're touching them with your hands.
45:55I thought we weren't allowed to touch them
45:56when we threw them.
46:0530 seconds remaining.
46:1410, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
46:30All right, time for a break.
46:32We'll see you soon with the final scores.
46:42Welcome back.
46:43Did you miss us?
46:44All right, Squire, what's happening?
46:46Well, we were just throwing some thongs
46:48with some tongs onto some barbecues,
46:49and we're about to find out how each of our contestants did.
46:52OK.
46:53We know how one of our contestants did.
46:55Thanks, guys.
46:57OK, so how many thongs were thrown?
47:00So I can confirm Josh had 16 thongs,
47:02but he touched way more, so that's irrelevant.
47:05Will had five thongs on his barbecue.
47:08Anne, Lloyd and Jenny all had nine thongs on their barbecue.
47:12Wow.
47:15Which means they each get five points,
47:18Will gets two and zero for Josh.
47:19But what does that mean if we don't know our episode winner?
47:23Tell us.
47:23Turning Will into ill by picking up the W this episode.
47:26It's Jenny Tian on 24 points.
47:28Yeah!
47:29All right.
47:31Congratulations, Jenny.
47:32Go back up on stage and get ready to appear excited
47:35to get your crap.
47:37Yeah!
47:38But what does that do to our scores overall for the whole season?
47:42Well, Josh, Jenny and Will are trailing,
47:43but out in front there's going to be an interesting ride home.
47:46Lloyd is on 142 points and is out in front with 144.
47:50Whoo!
47:51Whoo!
47:52Whoo!
47:52Okay.
47:54That's it for our second to last episode of our season,
47:57where, as always, we have learnt some things.
48:00We learnt Mummy's secret and it was a doozy.
48:04Lloyd has zero remorse when it comes to getting a laugh
48:07out of a historical tragedy.
48:09But most of all, we learnt that Jenny was the winner of our episode.
48:13Join us again next week for our final episode.
48:15Good night!
48:17Whoo!
48:18Whoo!
48:19Whoo!
48:31Welcome to the grand finale of Taskmaster Australia Season 2.
48:36By the end of this show, we will have a series champion.
48:40You don't even have a dance!
48:41I'm not going to hurt you.
48:42I'm working so hard.
48:44Is he Swedish?
48:46Feel despondent.
48:47I've got to go big.
48:47There we go.
48:51What on earth was that?
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