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Taskmaster AU S01E08
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00:12This is the best day of my life.
00:33Yes, hello, welcome to Taskmaster Australia.
00:37For months I have been setting tasks for my little underlings,
00:41watching them squirm, stumble and very occasionally triumph.
00:45Tonight we do it once more and in only two weeks we will be awarding
00:49the best of them, this beautiful Tom Gleeson shaped head.
00:54Perfect for taking home, putting in your spare bathroom
00:58and occasionally practising kissing on.
01:00They're all in it to win it.
01:02It's our season one cast, Danielle Walker, Jimmy Rees,
01:08Julia Morris, Luke McGregor and Nina Ryabar.
01:15With me as always is my right-hand man,
01:18the loyal deputy behind all my sneaky backroom deals.
01:21It's Tom Cashman.
01:25All right, enjoy the spotlight for a moment
01:27and introduce the prize task.
01:29Our contestants have been asked to bring in what they consider
01:32to be the most cursed thing.
01:34The winner will take home five points,
01:37second best four points and so on,
01:38and the winner of tonight's episode will take home
01:41all five cursed items.
01:43Let's start with Danielle.
01:45What do you have?
01:46It's a tiki mug I made.
01:54And that's a real chicken bone in its mouth.
01:58And it's two front teeth and my wisdom teeth.
02:03Is there a curse on it of any type?
02:05Well, I mean, aren't tiki mugs like sort of a bit spooky dookie?
02:09I mean, that one is.
02:10Yeah.
02:11Luke, what did you bring in that's cursed?
02:14Well, with social media, sometimes you get tagged in photos
02:18that you don't want on the internet.
02:20And this photo of me, I wish it didn't exist.
02:26And I hope I don't look like this anymore.
02:28But, um...
02:34Do we have to leave it up or can we take it down?
02:38I'm not sure if the photo is cursed or maybe it's just
02:41your head that's cursed.
02:42Well, I guess either way, I've brought in something
02:44that's cursed, so I still win?
02:48It is a savage curse that you have to live with there, Luke.
02:52I'm walking around with that all day, so...
02:54Nina, what have you brought in that's cursed?
02:57I have brought in a rotten vegetable from my fridge.
03:02Um, so that was a zucchini at some point.
03:05And now it's like a sea slug.
03:07I don't know how science works.
03:09I don't see where the curse is.
03:10You just brought in old food that you can't be bothered
03:13putting in a bin.
03:14I think there's two.
03:15There's, like, cursed and then there's cursed,
03:17which is, like...
03:18Mispronouncing cursed.
03:22Jimmy, what have you got?
03:23Uh, just, um, I bought my fishing rod.
03:29Doesn't catch fish.
03:34This might be another situation.
03:35You might be like Luke's head.
03:39It's not the photo, it's the primary product
03:41that we're worried about.
03:43Um, Julia, what did you bring in?
03:45Uh, I brought in my engagement ring.
03:50When I was still engaged, uh, 21 years ago,
03:55I knocked the ring on the side of the sink
03:58and the diamond broke.
04:00I had it remade a year and a half ago
04:03and my marriage broke up.
04:07So when your engagement ring was broken,
04:10everything was fine.
04:11Fine.
04:11As soon as it was repaired, everything fell apart.
04:14Not ideal.
04:14OK, well, I need to hand out some scores.
04:17Um, I think it's pretty clear that Nina's there on one.
04:20Two points to Jimmy for the fishing rod
04:22because I'm a little bit worried
04:24maybe he's cursed, not the actual fishing rod.
04:25Man, the more points I get for this one,
04:27the worse my head is.
04:29Um, and I'm thinking Danielle's ticking mug again.
04:33Are you kidding me?
04:34You did that just so you could say
04:35Luke's head is the worst thing.
04:38Also, um, I'm going to give four points
04:40to Julia for the engagement ring.
04:43Oh, my God.
04:44Clearly is cursed.
04:46But I think we can't argue
04:47the most cursed item tonight
04:50is Luke's head.
04:51Five points!
04:58Are you ready for a real task, me and Tom?
05:01Ah, yes.
05:02Don't you know it.
05:02All right.
05:03This one's easier than a spelling bee
05:04and harder to spell than the word bee.
05:18Have a beautiful day.
05:21Doop!
05:25May I step up?
05:26Please.
05:27Thank you, sir.
05:28Oh.
05:29Oh.
05:31Hi, Danielle.
05:33Hello.
05:34So, Danielle, crazy question.
05:36What's your favourite colour?
05:37Oh, that'd be red.
05:38Purple.
05:39Green.
05:40Maybe green?
05:41What's the fanciest word you know?
05:43Lagubrious.
05:44Encyclopedia.
05:45I do love the word palaver.
05:47Acquiesce.
05:49Thanks.
05:50Do I open the task?
05:51I'm sorry to didn't ask you any questions.
05:54Correctly spell your fanciest word
05:57using items that are your favourite colour,
06:01fastest wins.
06:04Am I allowed to step out of the caravan
06:05and all your time starts now?
06:07Tom, I don't know why I keep refusing to say that.
06:12Having a more complicated favourite word
06:14is not an advantage.
06:15No.
06:15Quite the opposite.
06:16They have to spell the fanciest word they know
06:18using their favourite colour.
06:20Shall we watch some words get spelled?
06:22Why not?
06:23They may smell fancy,
06:24but can they spell fancy?
06:25Here's Jimmy, Nina and Luke.
06:28Yes, I don't know how to spell it.
06:29Can you tell me how to spell it?
06:31Palaver.
06:31Does it have an R on the end?
06:33Palaver.
06:34God, why did I pick purple?
06:35It's such a stupid colour.
06:37I'm going to get some red things.
06:40Let's go!
06:42Keep up!
06:43This could be a good Y.
06:44That's a good L.
06:46I mean, I could just write it out with a red pen,
06:48but I feel like that's cheating.
06:50Aqua.
06:52Oh, my God.
06:57Isn't that the thing to know what left is?
07:00I thought it was, like,
07:01which way does the L go?
07:03No, it's to know which way left is,
07:05and to know which way left is,
07:06you have to know what an L looks like.
07:08Palaver.
07:09Palaver.
07:10Palaver?
07:11Palaver.
07:12Okay, I'm going to give you a couple options.
07:14I'll do one with a C as well.
07:15Oh, my God.
07:17These are, like, so cute,
07:18these little buttons.
07:19What's the cutest one?
07:20Maybe this one?
07:22Right, that is cute.
07:23Look at that little...
07:23Wow.
07:24Look at that.
07:24I can't even spell the word.
07:26Maybe I'm actually making a palaver
07:27of the word palaver.
07:29Look at this little pink shell.
07:32That's cute.
07:33How much...
07:33This is a time task!
07:35So, the top one's definitely not it.
07:37I'm thinking maybe this middle one here.
07:39Time for the E.
07:40Okay, what does an E look like?
07:44L...
07:45R...
07:46There you go.
07:47Are you finished?
07:47I think so.
07:49Maybe that one is the...
07:50Are you happy?
07:51No.
07:53So loud, Tom.
07:55I took quite a long time,
07:57but the results are worth it.
08:00Right.
08:00How confident are you in that spelling?
08:03In that spelling?
08:03Mm.
08:04At a ten?
08:05Like a minus two?
08:06What I will do straight away
08:08is just go and, like, Google the word.
08:10Mm.
08:11And, um, and realise that I'm wrong?
08:13What will you do if you're wrong?
08:14You'll probably just hear me scream.
08:16Okay.
08:17Hey, Siri, how do you spell palaver?
08:20P...
08:22A...
08:23L...
08:24A...
08:25B...
08:28E...
08:32TOOOOOOOMS!
08:38So, Luke, you couldn't find anything green
08:40while standing on a square kilometre of grass.
08:43I thought I was a genius
08:45by, uh, remembering that there was a green crayon upstairs.
08:48Where the genius stopped is I couldn't spell acquiesce.
08:52Well, you gave three options, didn't you?
08:54Yeah, yeah.
08:55I have typed in all three of your spellings
08:57of the word acquiesce.
08:58None of them even know that it's close enough to acquiesce
09:01to even suggest the word acquiesce.
09:06APPLAUSE
09:10So, Jimmy, you had the easiest word to spell.
09:13Why did you not know how to spell it?
09:15I actually feel that I got a little mixed up with pavlova.
09:19LAUGHTER
09:20Nina, you spelt encyclopaedia correctly.
09:24Oh, yeah!
09:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:28I don't think we're used to things going well for you.
09:31So we just need to take a moment just to, I don't know, readjust.
09:36Nina spent four and a half minutes
09:38showing me how cute different buttons were.
09:43APPLAUSE
09:43Luke took four minutes and 34 seconds
09:46to write three incorrect words down with a crayon.
09:49Jimmy took nine minutes and 14 seconds
09:52to incorrectly spell pavlova.
09:54Nina took 30 minutes and 29 seconds,
09:56but she got the word correct.
09:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
10:01Wow, we got time for any more?
10:02Do we ever.
10:03This contestant has me spellbound.
10:06That is, I was bound by the taskmaster to make her spell.
10:08It's Danielle Walker.
10:10APPLAUSE
10:10Oh, actually, this is so easy.
10:14LAUGHTER
10:17Lugubrious.
10:18I think it's L.
10:19I don't know.
10:20I learnt this from a child, this word as well.
10:23What child?
10:24I used to nanny.
10:25The little girl, she called me lugubrious one day.
10:29And I didn't know what it meant,
10:30but I think it means, like, sad or disdainful.
10:32So the person you were responsible for nannying found you sad?
10:35I was a live-in nanny.
10:37I lived there for multiple...
10:38You're allowed to be sad sometimes.
10:39Oh, boy.
10:40I hope this is correct, if not, oh, well.
10:43You happy with that?
10:44Yeah, yeah, I did it.
10:47Goodbye.
10:53OK.
10:54When the child described you
10:56when you were nannying as lugubrious,
10:58was it accurate?
11:00But, yeah, I just moved from Townsville,
11:01where it's sunny every day, to London,
11:03and I hadn't seen the sun and I got very depressed
11:05and then the kid was like,
11:07You're lugubrious, Danielle.
11:12How long did Danielle take?
11:14Danielle took two minutes and 41 seconds.
11:20OK.
11:21We're going to sit in this room in silence for three minutes
11:24while some ads play.
11:26See you back soon.
11:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
11:38Welcome back to Taskmaster.
11:40I'm Tom Gleeson,
11:41and we're making comedians spell words
11:43using inanimate objects
11:45and somehow they put it on TV.
11:47That is correct.
11:49Our contestants are spelling the fanciest word they know
11:51using items that are their favourite colour.
11:54So far, Danielle has done it fast,
11:56Nina's done it slow,
11:57and Luke and Jimmy have not done it.
12:00That means there's one left.
12:02What's her word and colour again?
12:04We still haven't seen.
12:06It's Julia Morris.
12:08What's your favourite colour?
12:10Cerise.
12:11What's the fanciest word you know?
12:13Anti-disestablishmentarianism.
12:16Come on, Tom, let's find some Cerise stuff.
12:19Tom, would you do me a favour?
12:21How many letters are in the word anti-disestablishmentarianism?
12:26No, 28.
12:27Oh, God, help me.
12:28Hey, how many letters to go, Tom?
12:3227.
12:33Get your shit together, Lady Jo.
12:34Let's do it.
12:35There's your N.
12:36I want to do that as a T.
12:37In what way is that a T?
12:38In no way, Tom, if we're going to get technical.
12:41Here's how long the damn word is.
12:43I can't believe I'm just not allowed to sticky tape that
12:45to the front of the desk.
12:46Anti-dis-degree of difficulty.
12:49Surely the taskmaster will take that into effect.
12:51It's the fastest wind.
12:52How dare you.
12:53I don't have a lot of regrets in my life.
12:55Who would have thought that this task was going to be one of them?
12:57All right, I'm going to the second layer now.
12:59Okay.
13:00Because I'm running out of space and interest.
13:02Anti-dis-est-a-b-all-e.
13:09Honestly, if I start crying, I don't want you to see that as a bad sign.
13:12Okay.
13:13That's just what I like to call emotional processing.
13:15I think I've only got about another five hours in me, Tom.
13:17I wonder if my stomach could be the bottom part of the E, and I can do that when I
13:22go
13:22to present the whole word.
13:23Actually, we're hurtling through it, babe.
13:28What did I do?
13:29Can you tell me where I'm up to?
13:30Because I just...
13:31I'm not sure whether M comes into it.
13:33I don't know either.
13:33Can I just say, I've never wanted to kill myself before.
13:37We're back to A again.
13:39This is a real thrill.
13:40It's like a modern art, eh?
13:41Woo, woo.
13:42Look, we're so close now, mate.
13:44Are we?
13:44We've got another 18 letters to go.
13:46So, RISM.
13:47Is that what I've got?
13:48No.
13:48I've just got ISM.
13:50I can't go around the table again.
13:52I can't spell it all again.
13:53I can't do it.
13:54You're honest.
13:55Duh.
13:56I.
13:56S.
13:58Whatever was left of my sanity has burst.
14:03It's like an aneurysm of insanity.
14:08Emotionally, this is where I'm up to.
14:09And that's an I?
14:10Yes.
14:11Do you feel like that's an I?
14:13Then you already have an I.
14:17Where's the other I?
14:18I've already done the I.
14:20Mm-hmm.
14:21Does that feel like an S?
14:23No.
14:24Here we go.
14:25Are you Sir RIS?
14:26Oh, God.
14:28Stand by, Tom.
14:29So, you've got your S, I'm the E, here's the M.
14:36Okay.
14:39Nailed it.
14:40And I think three hours is pretty standard.
14:42I failed to see who could have done it better.
14:44Or quicker.
14:57Julia Morris.
15:00Not only is your chosen word a long word, it is the sixth longest word in the English language.
15:09Did Julia actually spell the word?
15:11Because I couldn't quite make it out.
15:14I mean, we looked at it, we digitally put it all together, and it was correctly spelled.
15:22Well, it's a shame the task's about time.
15:24Oh!
15:26I mean, it was 19 hours, wasn't it, Tom?
15:28How long were we there for?
15:29Fifty-three minutes and two seconds.
15:32LAUGHTER
15:34APPLAUSE
15:37OK, so do we have final scores for that task?
15:39We do.
15:40Luke and Jimmy receive zero points, having been disqualified for incorrect spelling.
15:44Julia receives three points, clearly behind the other two times.
15:47Nina gets four points, but Danielle wins with five points.
15:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:53How about the overall scores for this episode?
15:56The winner at the moment is Danielle with eight points.
15:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:00OK.
16:02We go again.
16:03More tasks, please, Lesser Tom.
16:05We agreed I would sing this intro, but I'm simply too nervous.
16:08LAUGHTER
16:10MUSIC
16:12MUSIC
16:15MUSIC
16:15MUSIC
16:15MUSIC
16:16MUSIC
16:22It's me...
16:24...Luke.
16:26Hi, Lovebug.
16:28Hello.
16:30Oh, snacks.
16:32Oh, boy.
16:33This is going to be a musical challenge.
16:35I can feel it in my willies.
16:39MUSIC
16:41MUSIC
16:41Create and perform a celebratory personal theme tune.
16:46Oh, I see.
16:47It's a keyboard.
16:48The best theme tune that celebrates you wins.
16:51You have 45 minutes.
16:53Your time starts...
16:56Now.
16:58Let's get some instruments, Tom.
17:00OK.
17:01Thank you, Tom.
17:03Useless!
17:04Get out of here!
17:06I like how you made even that musical.
17:10OK, it works.
17:11Did you have a genre that you were thinking?
17:13Um, yeah, maybe could we go for, like, a rock ballad?
17:17I'm trying to think of, like, the Taskmaster's favourite genre of music.
17:20I think that's the question.
17:21Ugh.
17:21As if it won't be, like, some Gregorian chant or something.
17:24He's so grown up.
17:25You think the Taskmaster is into Gregorian chants?
17:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
17:34Oh, man, this is, like, the emptiest my brain has ever been in my entire life.
17:42What about a hymn?
17:43She's won't sleep but she goes to be around, around, around, around
17:49Hang on
17:55She's the best in the time
17:59What's your favourite theme song of all time?
18:01I like Seinfeld
18:02That's a trick question
18:03It's this one
18:04Oh
18:09Julia, for the record, Gregorian chant is not my favourite music
18:12Aww
18:12What sort is it?
18:14I like Ambrosian chant
18:16Okay, whose dulcet tones are we hearing first?
18:19She's the only contestant whose first name rhymes with her last name
18:22It's Nina Oyama
18:24Five, six, seven, eight
18:27Mm
18:28Mm
18:28Mm
18:29Ah
18:31Ooh
18:32Yeah
18:33Congratulations
18:35Congratulations, you did it
18:37You braved all the odds
18:39You braved all the evens
18:41Because you are very brave
18:44Didn't you know
18:46It's a feat of strength
18:48That you even survived
18:50Because you are so very weak
18:52All of the time
18:54Yeah
18:55Mm
18:56You don't even know how to play most instruments, Nina
18:59I'm singing to myself
19:00Actually
19:18Congratulations, you did it
19:20You braved all the odds
19:22You made it through that recorded solo
19:24You didn't think it was gonna end
19:27And it's the end of this song
19:31Yeah
19:44Well, the crowd seemed to like it. Maybe you should release it.
19:46Yeah, totally, man!
19:49Do you practice often?
19:50Well, I actually used to be in a recorder quartet.
19:54Okay, all right
19:55Until they kicked me out
19:59Okay, use the brake to wax your ears, you'll need them soon
20:02With all the theme tunes coming up when Taskmaster returns
20:17Welcome back to Taskmaster
20:19Everyone is trying to win a very scary photo of Luke McGregor
20:22How are they going about it, Tom Cashman?
20:25Our contestants have written celebratory theme tunes
20:28And now you are choosing which ones are good
20:30Who have you got for me next?
20:31It's MC Gregor
20:32I.E. Luke McGregor
20:36Maybe speed that up a tiny bit
20:41I will remind you that the time is ticking
20:43I don't know how to...
20:44Okay, that's fine
20:45Oh, here we go
20:47Oh, no, no
20:49Okay, that's fine, that's fine
20:50Real song, here we go
20:53His name is Luke
20:57McGregor
20:58He's never puked
21:01I have...
21:02I have...
21:02Tom Blake's all the time
21:03He's coming, he's not a fluke
21:08He's against the nuke
21:12Leawall
21:13He's a rude, he was my first
21:17She'd check his pubes
21:18He's one greatest person on Earth
21:22And other planets
21:24He's named to Perth
21:28Twice
21:29A gazillion dollars
21:31Trust me, how much he's worth?
21:33And that's not enough, I reckon
21:35Luke, you're the best
21:39He is
21:40Your fans are really blessed
21:44I agree
21:46You should go on a quest
21:49You totally should
21:50To find out if you're actually the best
21:53Absolutely
21:53I checked
21:55It's the end of the quest
21:56And he is the best
21:57Luke, you're so cool
22:00Dan Stray
22:02Everyone drool
22:05When they look at Luke
22:07He supports renewable fuels
22:10That's really nice
22:12Saving the planet
22:12And he rool
22:22He rool
22:25Oh
22:29Oh
22:30Oh
22:37Thank you
22:40Thank you
22:42I feel like you celebrated yourself really well there
22:44Um, thank you
22:46I was worried at first
22:48Like obviously you rhymed your name Luke
22:50With fluke, puke, and then nuke
22:54Leawall
22:54Yeah
22:56I remember your contribution Tom
22:58Don't worry
22:59Some of your achievements as listed in the song
23:02Were being worth a gazillion dollars
23:03Yep
23:04And being the greatest person on Earth
23:07And also visiting Perth twice
23:09I actually visited Perth three times
23:11That I felt like I was getting too arrogant
23:16All right, who's next?
23:18She came fifth on The Masked Singer
23:20And she's guaranteed to come at least fifth in this task
23:23It's Julia Morris
23:25Hi
23:26I'm Julia Morris
23:27And I'm somebody very special
23:30Let's get to the song
23:32Here goes the five Tom
23:35Well, she's a mother for her
23:37She's the best in town
23:38She used to be a victim
23:39Now she's round
23:41She's round
23:42But she's also around
23:4775 years in the bid
23:49She calls all the shots
23:50She used to be a Mrs. Now a miss
23:53That means she's not attached
23:58Now I've got a red flag
24:01Cause I was slapping really hard
24:04That she's so loose
24:06But I kinda like it
24:08Now it's like a goose
24:10It's kinda hairy-sided
24:13But she takes the hair off
24:15And I'ma like the pot smooth
24:18But no one sees them
24:20Cause I'm not handing anything over to anyone again
24:23I'm single
24:25And I think that's one of my best qualities for now
24:30I think that's the best it's gonna get
24:32So I'm just gonna
24:35Just go
24:42Now I might be wrong
24:43But I feel like all the others wrote down the lyrics in full
24:47And then performed the song to the best of their abilities
24:49As it was written on the page
24:51I feel like you wrote down one or two sentences
24:53And then just ad-lib from then on
24:56Julia experimented with 17 different genres
25:01Before deciding to write one line
25:03You wrote one line
25:04I know even that took it out of me
25:05Then you completely improvised
25:07While making full eye contact with me
25:13But you were celebrating yourself
25:15You were celebrating being single
25:16Yes
25:17Were you trying to invite attention maybe from viewers
25:20Nooo
25:21You know I would like to word this in a different way
25:23But I have s-
25:33If only his last name was Barnes, Hendrix or Paige
25:37It's Jimmy Rees
25:39This is a celebratory
25:43Interpretive
25:43Theme song
25:44Of a moment in my life
25:47Where I first appeared
25:49On TV
25:51I was chilling at home
25:54In my house
25:55What age you ask?
25:56I was a teen
25:57I was mildly pimply
25:58Eating chips
25:59Playing Nintendo
26:00And I had a dream
26:01I suppose I'd better tell you
26:03About that said dream
26:04Or this song wouldn't really go anywhere
26:06And it'd be rather obscene
26:08Or speaking obscene
26:09That's what I waited in my dream
26:11I seen on the small screen
26:13I saw myself
26:14So buckle up I'll tell you
26:15How I first was seen on
26:16Said small screen
26:22This is what I dreamed of
26:24When I first walked into the TV
26:25I dreamed that I'd be
26:27You know, be faffing
26:29People would be faffing about
26:30All around me
26:33There'd be hair
26:34And make-up
26:36And the costume department
26:39Dressing me in
26:40All kind of groovy attire
26:42And they'd be faffing
26:44I already mentioned faffing, didn't I?
26:47Because I
26:48Love TV
26:50And it's always been
26:52My dream
26:54I was on road live as a lookalike
26:56I didn't even know
26:57Caught by surprise
26:58It was a bit of a gotcha
27:00I was like
27:01What the?
27:02I was on road live as a lookalike
27:04Didn't even know
27:05Caught by surprise
27:06It was a bit of a gotcha
27:07And I was like
27:09What the?
27:11Stop, that's it, that's the end
27:12That's the end
27:12Stop, stop, stop
27:14Stop, that's the end
27:14Stop, stop, stop
27:16Stop Tom, that's the end
27:17Stop Tom, stop
27:19Stop Tom, that's the end
27:20That's it
27:27It was a bit hard to watch at times
27:29I was sort of hoping that this was like the voice
27:31But this chair was in reverse
27:35I must say I'm very proud of you
27:37Always dressing up
27:38This time you just relied on your talent
27:43Maybe you should dress up again, Jimmy
27:44I think I should, yeah
27:45I was missing something, wasn't I?
27:48Okay, after the episode make sure you log in to your favourite music streaming services
27:53Not to listen to the theme tunes, they won't be there
27:56But they have heaps of other songs, you'll probably find something you like
27:59See you soon for more Taskmaster
28:13Welcome back to Taskmaster
28:14Soon one contestant will be walking away with a ticky mug forged in the pits of hell itself
28:21But first more theme tunes, am I right?
28:23You're always right
28:25We have one left
28:26She's a 12-time Granny Award winner
28:29Those are the made-up awards her gran gives out at Christmas
28:33It's Danielle Walker
28:43My name is Danielle and I am sick as hell
28:51I'm cooler than a cold room in June
28:55Where you keep all your beasts
28:59The waters and latches are my favourite food
29:03And I can make a mean ragu
29:07I am pretty good with dogs
29:11And I can pick up their poo
29:15Cause I'm desensitised to their poo
29:19I worked at a dog hotel
29:22For a number of years
29:25Over my teen years
29:27And I cannot smell poo anymore
29:35My mum said I'd be a great nurse
29:40Because I don't smell poo
29:44But I have a fear of veins
29:47So I cannot do that
29:50I bought the wheels of an angel
30:00And the ass of a demon
30:06But the sexy ass of a demon
30:10Not one that would be gross
30:12And covered in a warts and puffs
30:15Like the best as you've ever seen
30:19Smooth
30:20Like a marble but soft
30:22Like a glove
30:24Baby, no not a baby
30:26My mum said baby
30:38So I feel like the lyrics were really the star of this performance
30:42Voice of an angel, ass of a demon
30:47I think that really stood out for all of us
30:50If you work with dogs for long enough
30:52You become desensitised to the smell of poo
30:55When I first started working at the dog boarding kennel
30:58I'd get shit on my leg and wash it off
30:59By the end I'd just be like
31:00I'll wash it off at the end of the shift
31:03Yeah, for you it was a highlight that you put into song
31:07Why is that?
31:07That was my favourite job I've ever had
31:09And if you got paid more than $10 an hour cash in hand
31:13I'd probably still be there
31:16Okay, we're going to need some scores here
31:18So on one point is Jimmy
31:19The highlight of your life being a lookalike on Rove Live
31:21I can't quite abide by that
31:23I love the song, but I'm giving two points to Danielle
31:26Boo!
31:30Boo!
31:33That's really going to change my mind
31:37Nina and Yama I'm giving three
31:39Because the song was very catchy
31:40We had it stuck in our head unfortunately for a very long time
31:44I'm giving four points to Luke McGregor
31:45Because of his political nous
31:48But I think we have to give five points to the improvising genius of Jillian Morris
31:56Alright, I think it's time for another task
31:59Would I be right Tom?
32:00It's like you're reading my mind, or a cue card
32:02Life imitates art, but I sincerely hope life does not imitate what you're about to see
32:20Hi Tom!
32:22Hi Julia
32:22Hello Tom
32:23Well this is a bit of a set up isn't it?
32:26What have we got here?
32:30What are these?
32:32Paints, I assume?
32:38Okay
32:39On the canvas below
32:46Paint an accurate map of Australia
32:49The canvas cannot leave the ground
32:50All painting must be done from the balcony
32:54Most accurate map of Australia wins
32:56You have 13 minutes
32:59Your time starts an hour
33:02How be's the canvas?
33:05Rightio, here we go
33:09Pretty simple task here
33:11Our contestants just need to paint a map of Australia using the most Australian tool of all
33:16Gravity
33:17Go on then
33:18Can they paint down under from up above?
33:20It's Luke, Jimmy and Julia
33:22Yeah
33:22Okay, let's see if we can get a bit on there
33:25No?
33:25Okay, there's some...
33:27Yep, also completely missed
33:28Tom, can you move the canvas closer to the balcony please?
33:31Okay
33:31Oh, not there
33:33Oh, come on
33:34Girt the living daylights out of it mate
33:37I'll start a constant stream and then you move it to paint Australia
33:42Yep, it's looking good
33:44There we go
33:45Whoop
33:46I want to get one of my favourite places in the whole wide world on this map
33:50Which is where?
33:50New Zealand
33:51So you're going to start by painting New Zealand?
33:53Yes
33:54Oh, look
33:55It looks beautiful
33:56Just gonna...
33:58Just gonna fashion her
34:00I need a bit more finesse Tom
34:01Okay
34:02Here comes Tassie
34:05Oh, I love you Tassie
34:07So this is for the finesse?
34:08Yep, this is for the finesse
34:10Yeah
34:10Yeah
34:13There's a line
34:14Here comes the middle of Australia
34:16But I still need to get that East Coast right
34:19There's no way to tell her that I drew it
34:21We have to sign my name
34:22Did you do it?
34:23Oh, well I guess it was a teammate but I'll sign your name as well
34:26L
34:30Oh, don't ruin New Zealand Julia
34:32No!
34:34Oh
34:35I think throwing paint at the thing is more accurate
34:39Okay, sorry that was a miss
34:41What's the idea there?
34:42I was trying to smooth it out
34:43It's... I was just...
34:44Yeah, thank you very much
34:45Check those off
34:46What if I did this?
34:48Splodge painting of Australia
34:51Lance Flatt
34:53That's Australia judging New Zealand
34:55That bit of orange straight across there
34:56So that bit on the right, that's just judgment?
34:58Yeah
34:58I guess we'll just go like a week on, week off
35:01Whose house it stays at?
35:02Maybe like an annual thing?
35:03Just so you have it for a whole year
35:05The shipping cost is a weekly arrangement
35:07Alright, who goes first?
35:09You can have it
35:09Okay
35:10You know what?
35:11Who?
35:12I'm going to do a tiny little Australia here
35:14Just to show myself that I can
35:16And I think what's happening there is I definitely cannot
35:24Yeah, Julia, as everyone knows when you want to do a painting of Australia
35:28The first thing you paint is New Zealand
35:30When did you give up during that task?
35:32I can't
35:33We all know
35:34Within the first minute
35:35Isn't it?
35:37Jimmy, what were your hopes when you decided to use an oar tied to a rope?
35:42I just thought a line, like a finger painting but with an oar
35:45With an oar
35:46From the balcony
35:47From the balcony using a rope
35:49A piece of rope
35:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
35:51After seeing Luke just say, hey Tom, could you just move it a little bit closer?
35:54I kind of felt a little bit stupid
35:57All right, now Luke, you actually had a really good map of Australia there
36:00Thank you
36:01I've been using it to navigate around ever since
36:05Let's have a look at the paintings, I think we have them here
36:09See, I think with Luke's you can't actually make out Australia
36:11I think you could claim with Julia's that
36:15Maybe that's an emotion about Australia you're trying to explain
36:18What about you, Jimmy? How could you justify that being Australia?
36:21Well if you take certain sections of it away, the bits that are left is a map of Australia
36:26Oh
36:27Don't you think that maybe if you stared into that and just unfocused your eyes for a while
36:30You'd be able to see in 3D your regret?
36:35Maybe?
36:36It's quite possible
36:37At the end of the day, the most inspiring works of art are those being cooked up by ad agencies
36:42around the country
36:43Let's take a look at their work and we'll see you soon with more Taskmaster
36:54Look I know you're watching it now but how about watching more later?
36:57Catch every moment of triumph and utter humiliation of Taskmaster Australia with full episodes at 10play.com.au or the
37:0410play app
37:10Welcome back to Taskmaster
37:12It won't be long before someone wins Julia Morris' engagement ring and ultimately marries Julia Morris
37:19I'm ready for some more balcony art
37:21Tom, who have you got?
37:23Australians all let us rejoice, these two are young and free
37:26It's Danielle and Nina
37:28Let's do orange
37:30That is a fun colour
37:35So you started with Northern Queensland?
37:37Obviously
37:38I'm not a psychopath
37:40So I feel like if I just do a small drawing of Australia
37:45You think smallness helps with accuracy?
37:48Yeah, I think so
37:50I don't know if this looks much like Australia
37:52You don't think this looks much like Australia?
37:54No
37:54You are absolutely insane
37:57It's a bit minimalist
37:59Minimalist?
37:59Yeah
38:00What is wrong with you?
38:02I reckon you should add a little bit more detail as well
38:04You reckon more detail?
38:05I mean, yeah
38:06Well, this is what I'm doing
38:07I have stuffed up my mind
38:09In what way?
38:11I think I really mucked up the state life
38:14It was looking so good
38:16Such a crocodile
38:17And then there's actually a lot of
38:19Oh no, that's the shark gone
38:23Done!
38:23Thanks, Nina
38:28Thanks, Danielle
38:28Thanks, Danielle
38:29No worries
38:30Happy with this?
38:31Yeah, I won't know till I see everybody else's, you know?
38:33But, um
38:35I think it's colourful, which is nice
38:37I think we'll have fun seeing the other peoples
38:41Thank you
38:42I think I'm going to win
38:44Because, um...
38:45Genis!
38:46Would you like to look into the camera
38:47And say to the others, I sucked in, I win?
38:50Hey, everyone
38:51Um, I just want to say that I've already won this task
38:54Give up
38:55If you, if you had a go
38:58Because this is clearly the best thing that's ever happened to this canvas
39:05Okay
39:08Well, maybe we should compare with the others
39:10So, first up, let's have a look at Nina and Danielle's canvases
39:18As part of the task, it did say paint on the canvas below
39:21And the job sheet was below us?
39:24Yeah
39:24The material was canvas
39:26All painting must be done from the balcony
39:29And we were on the balcony
39:35The canvas
39:35The canvas
39:38Saying it together doesn't make you sound smarter
39:40It just makes you sound dumb in unison
39:44Alright, well that's pretty easy to score then
39:46I think I have to put Danielle and Nina at the bottom
39:49Both on one
39:50Alright
39:50Tied, because they were equally bad
39:52And then with the other paintings, Jimmy and Julia both did paintings that were quite abstract
39:56But I feel like there was a bit more energy in Julia's
39:59So I'm going to give Jimmy three, Julia four
40:01And the best map of Australia was done clearly by Luke McGregor
40:05Five points to Luke
40:06Thank you
40:08What's that done to the scoreboard for this episode?
40:11Julia is currently in the lead with 16 points
40:13Oh
40:17So for the scores over the course of the whole series
40:20We've got Danielle and Julia both tied for first place on 122 points
40:26Oh
40:31I feel a live task coming along, let's go upstairs!
40:38What's happening Lessa Tom?
40:40Jimmy, could you please choose a suitcase?
40:43Okay
40:45Nina, please make a selection
40:46This one
40:47Danielle
40:49Luke, you know what to do by now
40:51And Julia, sucked in
40:53Uh, oh
40:59Open your suitcase and use the contents to transform your face into an Australian icon
41:04The case must stay up until you are asked to reveal your face
41:07You have 100 seconds
41:09Best transformation wins
41:10Your time starts on Tom's whistle
41:12Ready?
41:13Set?
41:20Oh my gosh!
41:22This is a disadvantage, I've never used any of this stuff before
41:25Julia has a fruit platter
41:27Jimmy has a bunch of makeup
41:29Luke has stationary
41:31Nina has pasta
41:33And Danielle has art supplies
41:36Oh
41:37Oh my gosh, this is so hard
41:39How do you do this every day?
41:40That is undoubtedly the easiest suitcase to have
41:43No it's not!
41:45Really isn't!
41:46Tom, can we just get a ten second time check?
41:49Ten seconds left
41:50Oh my god
41:51Oh dear
41:53This is not gonna go well
41:54I need red, I need a red lip
42:01Please put down the items
42:04Danielle, reveal yourself
42:07Um, what icon are you?
42:09I'm the big pineapple
42:16Nina, please reveal your face
42:20What icon are you?
42:22Wait, wait
42:24I'm a big banana
42:27I'm the big banana
42:30Luke, please reveal your face
42:35What icon are you?
42:37I am the Tasmanian tiger
42:43Jimmy, please reveal your face
42:47Hello possums
42:50Are you Dame Edna Everidge?
42:52Yes
42:54Have you drawn anything on your face at all?
42:56Yeah, I have
42:58Zoom in
42:59Okay
43:01We might have to hurry this up
43:02The sweater I get under lights
43:04The less the poster notes will stick
43:06Julia, please reveal your face
43:14Hello possums
43:19Like a couple of twins
43:22Like a couple of twins
43:22We'll have some results after the break
43:38Welcome back to Passmaster
43:40Five cursed items are about to haunt the home of one lucky contestant
43:45But first, I've got to judge this Australian icon competition
43:48Look at all these icons
43:51My God
43:51My God, the desperation is hard to look at
43:54Okay, well I think Jimmy's got to be at the bottom on one surely
43:57There's barely anything on your face
43:59What were you doing back there?
44:00I know there's no point arguing with you
44:01But you didn't even open half of the makeup things
44:04I spent half the time trying to get the stupid plastic lids off everything
44:09Okay, well I feel like we should talk to Nina before we can no longer tell she's the big banana
44:15You only had Passmaster to play with Nina and then you made a beard out of it and then you
44:19decided you were a banana
44:20Why didn't you just say Ned Kelly?
44:22Doesn't he wear like a big square on his head?
44:25Yeah, but when he takes it off he's got a beard
44:26I must say, Danielle, I was very impressed
44:29You actually drawn crosses on your face to make it look like a pineapple
44:32Yeah
44:33Luke, I feel, he's got stripes, he's a tiger
44:37And I must admit, if that was the only defence you had in the wild, you'd soon be extinct as
44:42well
44:43I think I'd blend right in
44:45But look at Julia Morris there
44:47You know, I feel like again, I mean, Jimmy had just said Dame Edna Everidge and then you turn up
44:52looking like this
44:52One could argue that, like, Nina stole Danielle's, that Julia stole mine
44:58Oh yes, we can definitely see that
45:05I think Jimmy's an obvious one, Nina's on two, Danielle's on three, I love the Tasmanian tiger, so I'm going
45:11to give Luke four, but I think five points has to go to Julia Morris
45:17As the fruity Dame Edna Everidge, does that mean we have an episode winner, Tom?
45:23It does
45:24The winner of this episode is Julia with 21 points
45:31Congratulations Julia, life will never be the same again
45:34Get ready for centuries of bad luck with five brand new curses
45:38They're all yours, get on stage
45:41What a pleasure, it's been journeying with you all through our eighth episode
45:46We learnt that Australia was designed by Jackson Pollock
45:49We learnt that Daniel Walker can spell, but when it comes to dog shit, she can't smell
45:54The main thing we learnt is that Julia is our champion for this week
45:59Good for her
46:00Want to see someone else win it?
46:02No guarantees, but try next week
46:04Goodnight
46:19What grinds your gears?
46:21What grinds my gears?
46:24What is wrong with you?
46:26Which point did you lose your tether?
46:27Oh no!
46:29I'm sorry if you lost
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