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00:12This is the best day of my life.
00:33Yes, hello. Welcome to Taskmaster Australia.
00:36My name is Tom Gleeson, but that's just the name my parents gave me,
00:40bland and devoid of meaning.
00:42On this stage, I am known as the Taskmaster
00:44and am here to judge comedians while sitting atop a throne,
00:48picked for a king, or at the very least, a shopping mall Santa.
00:53Unlike Santa, I do not have gifts for every child around the world.
00:56I have one gift for one adult.
00:58It's a replica of my head.
01:00Playing for the Golden Honour is our cast, as they always are,
01:04Daniel Walker, Jimmy Rees, Julia Morris, Luke McGregor and Nina Ayama.
01:13And I am not on my journey alone, no great man is.
01:17Santa has his elves, his dear and his attentive, loving wife.
01:21I've got kind of all of these three rolled into one
01:23in the form of my humble assistant, Tom Cashman.
01:29All right, let's talk prize task lesser Tom.
01:33What have they brought?
01:34Our contestants have been asked to bring in the most surprising thing to bring to a barbecue.
01:39The person with the most surprising thing will be awarded five points by our Taskmaster
01:44and the person who wins this whole episode tonight will take home all five prizes.
01:49Okay, I love surprises and I love barbecues, so this is perfect.
01:52Let's start with Jimmy.
01:54Um, well, it's more to surprise the host of the barbecue.
01:57It's actually a barbecue.
02:00LAUGHTER
02:03All right.
02:04That's pretty good.
02:06It's also surprising, but it also kind of belittles the barbecuer.
02:10Yeah.
02:10They might be feeling a little surprised, but also then taken aback that they're thinking,
02:15am I an inferior barbecuer?
02:16It's going to be hard to top.
02:17Nina, what have you got?
02:18I brought a plate of hair.
02:22LAUGHTER
02:24All right.
02:25Well, people might remember that Luke brought just a little pile of red hair last week
02:29and it didn't really work out for Luke.
02:30Yeah, it did look like your pubes.
02:32That's why I had to bring in my pubes as well.
02:34Whoa.
02:36Wow.
02:37They're very luscious.
02:38I must say, if at the barbecue they said bring a plate, that would be very surprising.
02:45All right.
02:45Luke, what have you got?
02:46Well, I wanted to bring something practical as well as surprising.
02:49So this provides me some protection while also bringing surprising for everyone who's
02:54there.
02:55It's a mask in the shape of a butt.
02:59LAUGHTER
03:04You know what's frightening is it doesn't look too dissimilar to your face already.
03:08LAUGHTER
03:12So how will people know that you've got it on?
03:15LAUGHTER
03:20Most people would notice I don't have a nose anymore.
03:22Um, Julia, what have you brought us that would surprise us at a barbecue?
03:28I don't know how surprising and it's certainly not amusing, but here it is.
03:30I had it made.
03:31It's a chocolate Taskmaster envelope.
03:34Oh, just like the envelope from the show?
03:35Yes, sir.
03:36I've got one for you right here.
03:37Now, the idea was to be a crawler.
03:40Oh.
03:44Michael?
03:45What you have done is you've brought a dessert to a barbecue.
03:49Yes.
03:50I mean, it's slightly surprising.
03:52You're like, oh, did you bring chops?
03:53No, I brought dessert.
03:54Oh, that's convenient.
03:55You're not like, oh, what the f***?
03:57Dessert?
03:57Like, it's not a...
03:58That's true.
03:59It's not a huge surprise.
04:01Danielle?
04:02For me, barbecues are family affairs.
04:05Um, and I thought my family would be pretty surprised if I rocked up to, um, the next barbecue in
04:10this.
04:12Oh.
04:15Wow.
04:18I feel like I've met you, and if you rocked up to a barbecue in that, I would not be
04:21surprised.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Me?
04:24And I feel like your family wouldn't be surprised either.
04:26In fact, I feel like your family would also be wearing that.
04:31Well, I think we can agree.
04:33These are all very surprising things to bring to a barbecue.
04:35I just have to give them some scores.
04:37I think, Julie, is at the bottom on one, because the dessert is not very surprising.
04:41Bringing a mask that looks like your actual face is not that surprising.
04:45So, two points for you, Luke.
04:47This is, uh, this is really backfired.
04:50Danielle with the fetish suit, I think.
04:52Three points.
04:53Because I do think it would be very surprising, but I don't want to kink shame.
04:59Deeply disturbing to bring a plate of human hair.
05:01So, four points to Nina.
05:02But the sheer aggression of bringing a barbecue to a barbecue.
05:06Five points to Jimmy.
05:11That means Jimmy is winning, and the other four are not winning.
05:16Would you like to see a team task?
05:19Are we going to see the bad improv group again?
05:21What do you reckon?
05:23I hope this one doesn't put you to sleep.
05:41Hello, Tom.
05:43He wasn't impressed.
05:44Hello.
05:45Oh, how lovely.
05:46You do it.
05:47You go.
05:48It's your turn.
05:48All right.
05:49It's quite soft.
05:50Make a dream come true.
05:52Best dream wins.
05:53You have 30 minutes.
05:54Your time starts now.
05:55Make a dream come true?
05:57What was my most recent dream?
05:58That's also a nightmare, that one.
06:00Yeah.
06:01Yeah.
06:01So.
06:02What do I do?
06:02So, like, first he goes somewhere, and then...
06:05Shh.
06:06Can you turn around for a second?
06:07Sorry.
06:07Can you leave?
06:08Can you leave?
06:09No, leave.
06:09Get out of here.
06:10Okay, yeah.
06:11Sorry.
06:11Sorry.
06:11Yeah, sorry.
06:12Tom, have you got a dream you'd like us to make come true for you?
06:14I can think of a few dreams I had as a child.
06:17Yeah, what are those?
06:18This is going to sound potentially a bit creepy.
06:20Uh-oh.
06:20Okay.
06:21There was, like, a fly, but it wasn't a real fly.
06:24It was, like, a robot fly that I could operate via remote control.
06:27Ah.
06:28And it would go to, like, my friend's houses, and I could see what they were talking about and
06:31stuff, and I knew all the information.
06:33That is creepy.
06:34Wow.
06:34You are a big old creeper, aren't you?
06:35Because Tom has always been the guy with the pad, he's never got to do any of these fun
06:40challenges.
06:41Oh.
06:41What if we set up, we'll set up Tom a series of tasks.
06:43And he gets to play.
06:44It's a dream come true.
06:45He gets to do what we do.
06:45We could make a fly, I could make a fly, and put it on a stick, and have Tom gleefully
06:50watching on his iPad what's going on, and he's like, oh, yes, I can finally get to watch
06:56Julia sleep.
06:58I've always wanted to watch Julia sleep, because he's a big creep.
07:01He's a good sleeper.
07:01I was also going to say, what if his dream is, like, his parents telling them that they're
07:05proud of him?
07:05That's a great idea.
07:06All right, she's up on the slab.
07:08Whee!
07:09Actually, hang on.
07:10She can't sleep in a bra.
07:12Oh, yeah.
07:12No, so you're going to take that off.
07:14Are you guys okay with me taking it off?
07:16Of course.
07:18Boom!
07:19Over shoulder boulder holder, Tom.
07:21There it goes.
07:22That's for your dream later on tonight, Tom.
07:27Good to see the bad improv group is back.
07:30You weren't tempted to maybe go to a hospital and make a sick child's dream come true?
07:36In our defence, Tom does have the energy of a sickly child.
07:39Look at him.
07:40He's like, oh, my little child.
07:44It will be a high bar, though, for these two teams to make my dreams come true, because
07:49working with you is a dream come true in and of itself.
07:54Here's our first set of dreamers attempting to recreate something that's actually cute and
07:58innocent and not even that creepy at all.
08:01It's Julia and Danielle.
08:04In order for authenticity, I feel like I need to dribble out the side of my mouth.
08:08Okay.
08:08Okay.
08:09If we could get a close-up on that dribbling mouth so that Tom can really see that close-up
08:15on the iPad, he'll love that so much.
08:24He'll love that so much.
08:26That's funny.
08:46Yes, Mr. Wilson, you're the master, Mr. Wilson.
08:51I can't do anything you say, Mr. Wilson.
08:54At last, it's a task.
09:10Yeah, that's good.
09:11Tom, is this really a dream or more of a nightmare, do you think?
09:13I mean, I'm regretting telling you guys about this.
09:18I know I'm supposed to be judging the teams, but I feel like judging you, Tom, you seem
09:23like a bit of a creep.
09:24I mean, lots of people will often, when they're asked what their favourite superpower would
09:27be, they talk about being invisible and sneaking around and looking at people nude, and I just
09:31want a fly, when I was 12, to look at what the goss was at my friends' houses and stuff
09:36and leave me alone.
09:39Oh, so you're suggesting that Julia and Danielle turned your innocent dream into a creepy one?
09:43That is my accusation.
09:45Can I ask what the difference was between your dream and what we created?
09:48Someone took off their bra.
09:52Danielle, why were you kissing me in Tom's dream?
09:56Because I felt like there was an inherent creepiness in Tom's dream and he wanted to catch people
10:01doing stuff that was odd.
10:02If you think someone else is kissing the taskmaster in my dream, you're crazy.
10:12I think it's really important that we point out, too, where was the dance?
10:16Oh, yes.
10:16Because I should point out, in the group tasks, they've got an extra task where they have
10:20to do a dance at the end.
10:21No extra points for it.
10:23It doesn't count in the competition.
10:24And the other team doesn't have to do the dance.
10:27But you didn't do it this time.
10:29Did we get to do it?
10:31You forgot to do it.
10:31Did we?
10:32Well, it was a completely pointless task, but as part of that task, if you do forget
10:37to do it, you lose points.
10:38What?
10:39Yeah, you got zero all those times for doing it, and the one time you haven't done it,
10:43I think minus one.
10:44Okay, that is really rude of you, and I'm not talking to you outside of the studio.
10:51That's the way I prefer it.
10:54More dreams coming true right after a lovely little break.
10:57See you soon with more Taskmaster!
11:11Yes, welcome back to Taskmaster, where our teams are trying to make dreams come true
11:16in order to win some human hair and a fetish suit.
11:19That is right, we're in the middle of a team task.
11:22So far, Danielle and Julia have outed, I mean, falsely accused me of being a creep.
11:29These three were not very supportive when I asked them during the break if they thought
11:33the remote control fly dream was weird.
11:35It's Nina, Jimmy, and Luke.
11:39Hello, Tom.
11:41Hi, Luke.
11:42Is this for me?
11:45Dear Tom, we know that you are very sad that you don't get to do any of the tasks,
11:50so you want to make your dreams come true.
11:52Your first job is to become the Taskmaster.
11:54You have five minutes.
11:56Your time starts now.
11:57Make it three minutes.
11:59Make it?
12:00Three minutes.
12:00So you just update the tasks?
12:02Yeah.
12:02Okay.
12:07I have no respect for my assistant.
12:11Even though he tries his best and works day in, day out, I treat him with no respect at all.
12:20Please move outside for your next task.
12:22Okay.
12:24Hello.
12:25There's the task.
12:27Put the object in the bucket from the giraffe.
12:30You have five minutes.
12:32Your time starts now.
12:33Put this in the bucket?
12:34Yeah.
12:42Whoa.
12:43What's this?
12:43Is this part of it?
12:44The goose.
12:45All the information you need is in the task.
12:48Geese can be quite aggressive.
12:50Four minutes.
12:53How did you orchestrate that?
12:55That's called nature, baby.
12:57Yes!
12:59And now move on to the next task.
13:06Here's your final task.
13:11Come into the lab and make your parents proud.
13:15Proudest parents win.
13:16You have two minutes.
13:17Your time starts now.
13:19Oh, Dad, your hair's so much more.
13:22Shut up, son.
13:23Make me proud.
13:24Good answer.
13:25I didn't know how.
13:26Fifty seconds.
13:27Well, we really love you, son.
13:30You love me?
13:31Yeah.
13:32I think you're doing a great job as the taskmaster on the...
13:35The taskmaster's assistant.
13:37Oh.
13:38Oh, that's not what he said.
13:40Did he send...
13:40You're not the boss.
13:42No, I'm the assistant.
13:43We've already told everyone at the RSL that you're the taskmaster.
13:46They've been giving us discounts.
13:47So what power do you have?
13:48Any?
13:49Oh, I wouldn't call it power.
13:51I'd more call it responsibility.
13:52Are you the one with the whistle?
13:54Yeah.
13:55Oh.
13:56You make me sick.
13:58That's who I want as a son.
14:00Blow the whistle!
14:01Wade, we've got to do the reveal.
14:03It was me all along, Tom.
14:05Oh, Luke.
14:06We're not your parents.
14:08Oh, no way.
14:09Yeah, and it was me all along.
14:10I wasn't, um, just me in a suit.
14:12Your face was never obscured.
14:13All right, I think the best way to end this is one of those 80s movies.
14:16Everyone jumps in the air and high-fives at the same time,
14:18and then they freeze us in the air.
14:19A climactic high-five.
14:21Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
14:24Ah!
14:27OK, so the roles were reversed there.
14:29Thanks for demonstrating that tasks aren't that easy to come up with,
14:32are they?
14:33Do you really think that his lifelong dream was to take part in a task
14:37that involved throwing a thing in a bucket?
14:40And the geese that we organised?
14:42The geese, we organised some geese as well?
14:43Those were ducks.
14:45OK, we asked the geese, so who?
14:48Tom was genuinely terrified of those geese.
14:51They're ducks, Nina, for the last time.
14:54Didn't you try and fight some ducks earlier?
14:56I fought the geese.
14:57The geese are at the lake.
14:59Those are from the pond.
15:03All right, so I guess the real question is, did your dream come true?
15:06Well, how many points do I receive?
15:08Uh, five.
15:09Oh, no, wait!
15:11Six.
15:15That has turned the table somewhat.
15:18Which dream do you think was better?
15:20I think the fly dream was, unfortunately, a very accurate depiction.
15:26But being awarded six points just blew my mind.
15:30So I'm going to have to give the Bad Improv Act five points.
15:35And I'm going to have to give Julia and Danielle four points.
15:38But let's not forget, minus one points, because you didn't do the dance.
15:42What are their overall scores in this episode so far, Tom?
15:46Jimmy is currently in the lead with ten points.
15:51Well, let's get straight into another task, then, shall we?
15:54All right, here's a task we may never see the likes of ever again.
16:10Oh!
16:12Hello, Tom.
16:13Hi, Julia.
16:14Hello, friend.
16:16Oh, my God.
16:17Oh, my God.
16:18Is it dropping down?
16:21Hi, Danielle.
16:23Hey.
16:27Is it...
16:28Oh!
16:29Oh, no.
16:30Oh.
16:31Where are you looking?
16:32I think it might have landed over there.
16:34Oh!
16:36Yeah!
16:41Oh, yeah, got it.
16:42Let's go.
16:43Do the most incredible once-in-a-lifetime thing.
16:49You must never have done it before.
16:50And you must never do it again.
16:52You have 30 minutes.
16:53Your time starts now.
16:55Are you going to, like, follow me around for the rest of my life to make sure I don't
16:58do it again?
16:59No, but I'll hear about it.
17:02Mmm.
17:04So they must never have done it before and must never do it again.
17:07And most incredible wins.
17:09Would you like to see the first attempt?
17:10I'd love to.
17:11Here's one of Reece's pieces.
17:13It's Jimmy Reece.
17:15Never towed a caravan without assistance of a machine.
17:19Do you think you could?
17:21Let's just give it a go.
17:22Okay.
17:24I need a costume, I think.
17:25Okay.
17:26This ute could pull it and I'll be ute man.
17:28Okay.
17:29You've got one job.
17:30You've got to facilitate the birth of ute man.
17:34Wah!
17:36Wah!
17:38Oh.
17:39Wah!
17:41Oh!
17:43Oh!
17:43Oh!
17:45Oh!
17:45Oh!
17:45Oh!
17:45Oh!
17:45Beautiful ute baby.
17:49Oh, that's gross.
17:51Oh, yeah.
17:53Strange unit you are.
17:57Oh, yeah.
17:58I think it's ready to move.
17:59I might just have to put a marker down so you can see.
18:01Here's the starting position.
18:03Right.
18:04Here we go.
18:06Come on, ute man!
18:08Ready?
18:09Bend in the knees, ute man!
18:12Oh!
18:13Did you see it?
18:16That was the start of the banana.
18:18It's gone at least that much of a banana.
18:21Wow, that's amazing.
18:23It's hard to press to beat that, I think.
18:27See you, Dad.
18:30Very good, Jimmy.
18:32Good to see the dress-ups back.
18:34I quite liked it.
18:35Oh, cool.
18:38I just thought it gave you a bit of a backstory.
18:40Yeah.
18:41You've never pulled a caravan before in your life, have you?
18:44No.
18:45I do have a caravan and I do have a ute and I often join them together and...
18:51Is joining them together how a ute baby is made?
18:55Oh, yes.
18:56It's like Avatar.
18:58So part of the point of this task is that it needs to be incredible.
19:00I think an argument could be made that it wasn't the most incredible thing we've ever seen.
19:04However...
19:05It was once in a lifetime.
19:06It was once in a lifetime and he didn't do it again.
19:08Which is great.
19:09Except we should probably check the footage one more time to make sure that that's true.
19:13Okay.
19:14Tom Cashman.
19:16Oh, did you see it?
19:17See it?
19:18Yeah.
19:19Yeah, I'll do it again for you.
19:20Okay.
19:22Go!
19:24Yes!
19:27This will do it again for you.
19:28Are you doing it again?
19:29Doing it again.
19:33I think I'll just give it one more.
19:35Go!
19:37I'm just going to do one more.
19:39Come on, you stupid caravan!
19:42Okay, blow the whistle.
19:47Oh, that's such a shame because I was just saying how you did such a great job.
19:50Jimmy moved the caravan five times in the space of three minutes.
19:56We've got once in a lifetime things coming up right after you do something you probably
20:01do 5,000 times per lifetime.
20:03Watch some ads.
20:04See you soon!
20:15Welcome back to Taskmaster, where five comedians are trying to win a small barbecue to bring
20:20to a barbecue that already has a barbecue at it.
20:23How are they going about it, Tom?
20:25Our contestants are attempting to do once in a lifetime incredible things, like pushing
20:29a caravan a bit, and then pushing a caravan a bit again.
20:33Would you like to see another one?
20:35Yes.
20:35It must be wet on the East Coast and dry in Peru because La Nina is here.
20:41I'm going to go to the, I was going to say the oven.
20:44What's that thing called?
20:45A shed.
20:45Shed.
20:46I'm going to try and make, like, a Rube Goldberg machine.
20:49What's that?
20:50It's like a domino, but you have all different things.
20:57Oh!
20:59This is the best day of my life.
21:00I think Rube would be proud.
21:02Stay.
21:03Stay.
21:03Stay.
21:04No!
21:04I mean, that's just actually good.
21:07Maybe I'm, like, Rube Goldberg reincarnated.
21:10When that grows up, that will spur this ball to roll.
21:1430 seconds.
21:16I think I've got it.
21:19Okay.
21:19Are you ready for my big machine?
21:45Wow.
21:48All right.
21:52Bye.
22:02Okay, who's next?
22:07I mean, what do you want me to say?
22:09Good job.
22:10Nailed it.
22:12Well, if there's one plus, I'm glad you're never going to do that ever again in your life,
22:15because I don't want to see it again in my life.
22:18Even if the machine had worked, the skateboard was going to go down the ramp, and then what
22:22was it going to do at that point?
22:23It was going to go onto the pizza flipper, which was going to somehow push the ball, which was
22:32going to drop onto the net, which was going to flip it over.
22:35Rube Goldberg never used the word somehow when trying to explain how his machine works.
22:40I didn't realise you were old enough for your friends with Rube Goldberg.
22:44Saying that I'm old isn't an insult.
22:45It just means I own a house and you don't.
22:52Okay, who's next?
22:53Here's Julia and Danielle.
22:55Wet t-shirt competition is where my mind immediately goes to.
22:59Okay.
22:59But I'm not sure that's what anyone wants to see.
23:02I can't do that.
23:03What?
23:03I'm just going to rob the house next door.
23:06Oh, no.
23:07Oh!
23:08Do you know what I've never done?
23:09What?
23:09Doeys.
23:10What's that?
23:11That's where you fang your car in a circle.
23:13Oh, don't I?
23:14Yeah.
23:15I want to have a pool in the ute.
23:16In the back of the ute?
23:17Yeah, with bubble bath.
23:18With bubble bath?
23:19Yes.
23:20You might want to remove the glasses.
23:21Well, I need the glasses more than I need the helmet, don't I?
23:25Oh!
23:27Okay, let's get in the car, Tom.
23:29Are you a religious man, Tom?
23:30No.
23:31It might be time to reach out to your god if you want to.
23:34Okay.
23:35What was that?
23:37Nothing.
23:39There's a bubble found.
23:41That is simply a fart.
23:43You farted?
23:44Tom, we're going to send it!
23:46Woo!
23:46Woo!
23:48Woo!
23:49Oh, oh, oh.
23:51Ha, ha, ha.
23:53Ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:56Woo-hoo!
23:58We're actually going quite slowly in a straight line.
24:02Uh-oh, I'm farting.
24:04It wasn't a fart, was it?
24:05No.
24:06I wish there was another gun, because you'd love it.
24:08It's really fun.
24:09Woo-hoo!
24:11Woo!
24:13Woo!
24:14Woo!
24:15Woo!
24:16Woo!
24:16Woo!
24:16Woo!
24:17in circles at quite a moderate speed 38 seconds one more look at that we totally
24:45sent it there are vaguely indents in the grass that sir is a donut
24:56danielle are you saying that in queensland having a bath is a once in a lifetime event
25:02no i just never got to do it in the ute i always wanted to as a kid but dad's
25:06ute tray was rusted
25:07out hang on this is something you've actually dreamed of already i can't believe you thought
25:13about it before the day you did that task because uh nina clearly hadn't
25:20now julie you had a helmet on but you didn't give one to tom cashman what's that about
25:25there was only one available on the day your one bit of concern for my safety was just asking me
25:30whether i believed in god what do you reckon a donut is i feel like you need more slippage
25:35when you're doing a donut i've only ever heard about donuts i've never seen them never done
25:40them well you grew up in gosford though i know but no donuts your parents probably did one driving
25:46you home from the hospital undoubtedly but uh no i'd never done a donut and i have no intentions
25:52of ever doing one again what about uh driving carefully in a circle
26:00if i'm not mistaken there's one left doing it once it's luke mcgregor i'm thinking i might jump in
26:05the lake you've never jumped in a lake before like i've been in a pool before but i've never just
26:10like
26:10seen a lake and gone i'll just jump in that have there been opportunities in your past where you
26:14could have jumped in a lake i guess every time i've been near a lake i guess yeah i don't
26:17think i've
26:17ever jumped in a lake either do you want to jump in with me oh if i like it i'm
26:22gonna jump in a lake
26:22again but i'll never jump in a lake holding hands with you again okay after this moment
26:29oh my gosh
26:34what are you thinking like i googled the amount of stuff you can get from a lake
26:38there's just a lot of bacteria do you have any open wounds no okay but you've got a butthole
26:45obviously uh so that's yeah so me too um no no no no no hiding it now do you want
26:52to jump in there
26:52i think want wouldn't be the right word you want to just make out instead make out and then we
26:59don't
26:59have to get in the lake yeah like we just kiss no tongue you okay with that yeah do you
27:04want to
27:04dip me or do you want to be dipped perhaps i should be dipped okay saying this is your idea
27:08full consent yeah full consent okay i'm gonna come in like this oh okay and then i'm gonna go out
27:15and then just put your arm over here and then down okay i'm coming in time
27:21i think that'll come out really good on camera that's your once in a lifetime thing
27:31oh do you want to draw each other can you look up for a second
27:39whoa all right i'm done
27:43it's actually lovely so is yours it's the alternate universe where you got into the lake
27:48and how good our asses feel right now my ass feels normal well i'm getting sunburned so i'm gonna go
27:55back inside thanks john oh god oh i forgot
28:08so luca you were germaphobe yep and uh i thought just before i jump in i'll do a quick google
28:13that was a mistake so you couldn't even do it just that once
28:19no i was scared of all the bacteria that can crawl up
28:25if you think there's bacteria in a lake wait till you
28:30i'm gonna pretend i didn't hear that
28:33having watched that what were you actually doing once in a lifetime there you know it's just a
28:37collection of weird events if you put anything together in a random list like that you'll probably
28:41never do it again yeah well that was the whole idea of the task right
28:47okay well i guess i should score them shouldn't i i have a vested interest in luke's doing well
28:52i've just realized because if you give him five points that means kissing me is incredible
28:59well i think we all agree that jimmy is disqualified i can't believe this but somehow you're not going
29:04to get one nina you're getting two yes and then i'm going to give luke three danielle got very
29:10excited by bath but given she's been looking forward to it for a whole life i'll give her four
29:14points and i can't believe i'm going to say this julia morris is going to get five points for doing
29:18a very very large ordinary donut
29:24speaking of once in a lifetime you may find yourself watching some ads you may ask yourself this is not
29:30my
29:30beautiful show you may ask yourself this is not my beautiful host well don't worry your show and
29:37host will be back very soon
29:50welcome back to taskmaster one butt mask is on the line i believe we're going to jump straight into
29:57another task what can you tell me about it tom cashman if this task isn't completed in 30 minutes or
30:02less
30:03it's free
30:14hello tom where are you
30:21hello
30:24hi babes
30:28how are you going buddy
30:32just waiting for the sound delay are you okay that's a little truck that's a tricycle boat
30:42friend pizza oh there's pizza
30:51okay
30:52deliver this pizza to tom the fewest steps
30:57wins
30:57your time starts now
31:02forza italia
31:05so time didn't matter in this one our contestants needed to deliver the pizza to me in the fewest steps
31:11possible a step is the action of raising a foot and placing it down elsewhere
31:15i know what a step is
31:18anyway let's watch them try the first to step up to not step is danielle and jimmy
31:29there's a goose poo right there
31:33i've got no traction tom
31:35god this is a nightmare
31:38come on boat
31:40this thing sucks
31:41that's not steps
31:43that's crawling dude
31:45quick
31:45oh yeah
31:50gosh
31:51is that actually you tom
31:54buongiorno
31:59you bastards
32:02that's not tom
32:03oh my god
32:05buongiorno
32:06cometi chiami
32:08are you open with italian dude
32:11oh for goodness sake
32:12come on
32:13where does this even go
32:18pizza
32:22pizza
32:23big steps come on
32:24hop
32:25hop
32:26tom
32:28i'm just gonna crawl
32:29and find tom
32:31oh
32:41thomas marjorie cashman
32:43i don't know what your middle name is but you disgust me
32:48don't drop the pizza oh it's very wet
32:50is it in there
32:54is it in there
32:55nooo
32:56nooo
32:57ha ha ha ha
32:58ah
32:58ah
32:59far out
33:00god
33:06where's my pizza
33:11i've got a pizza bag now
33:16i've got a pizza bag now
33:17is this pizza
33:17yeah
33:18yeah
33:20yeah
33:21oh
33:24thanks daniel how are you feeling
33:26i'll just tell you
33:27i might walk
33:28oh right
33:30thanks jimmy
33:31no worries mate
33:32enjoy
33:40did you enjoy this task
33:43no boat sank when i was in the lake it started to sink
33:46so yeah i had to get pulled out of the lake
33:49and that's why you're a bit wet there at the end
33:52yeah my asshole is in heaps of trouble
33:58well i must admit the presentation of the pizza at the very end for danielle it was not too bad
34:02not the worst jimmy's was almost perfect somehow
34:05how did you strap it up into a ball jimmy and then turn it back into a pizza again
34:10i have absolutely no idea
34:13it's also good to know that if we do have a pay dispute we can replace tom cashman with the
34:17italian tom
34:19please don't
34:23how'd they do
34:24jimmy took 50 steps danielle took 48 steps two less than jimmy
34:31all right tom who else have you got
34:32neither of them are hawaiian but they're both supreme it's julia and luke
34:37deliver this pizza to tom few steps win your time starts
34:42now
34:46this i'm not convinced is gonna carry the pizza all that way tom
34:56we are gonna discuss your outfit when i get there
34:59i'm coming tom
35:00is it bomb is it fake tom
35:03buongiorno
35:05terrific task guys really appreciate it
35:07oh no is that not you tom
35:09tom i don't have my glasses can you give me a heads up that that's you
35:12buongiorno
35:13okay great okay great i'm gonna park it over there and come back to you
35:17i don't think i've done this well
35:21ow
35:22stinging nettle tom
35:25it's stinging my vagine
35:30buongiorno
35:31i've just realized i'm not meant to be delivering it to you because you're not tom
35:35it's only just this second occurred to me
35:37so we're the living
35:39is tom
35:42you're not tom
35:43are you
35:43where are you tom you cheeky
35:45do you know where tom is
35:48buongiorno
35:48oh
35:51i've got sharon over here pretending he's you
35:54i just want to do this you ready
35:56buongiorno
35:59i'm gonna slap the living out of tom when i see him with his pizza
36:06oh no
36:08that's still working that's still fine that's working
36:10this is not even the way to go
36:14oh
36:14did you see that flying in my mouth
36:16tom
36:18buongiorno
36:18not you
36:19the last thing my teenagers said to me was don't embarrass me
36:23oh
36:25tom i'm actually gonna kill you huh
36:27has tom gone
36:28where are we
36:29i don't even know what's happening anymore
36:34this has always been my favorite tom anyway
36:40hello
36:41hey buddy
36:44that's the whole pizza
36:45well one slice is with buongiorno
36:47um
36:49hi julia
36:50you might like some pizza tom
36:52thanks luke
36:53thanks buddy
36:54thanks
36:58f***ing douchebag
37:02so julia i sense that you really enjoyed that task
37:05yeah honestly when i got over there and realized it wasn't tom
37:09it was all of my strength not to really turn
37:12julia took approximately one step every two seconds
37:19what about you luke it was not as clear as if you were as frustrated
37:23i used to be a pizza deliverer and it's way easier with a with a car and a dress
37:28yes sir
37:34julia took a total of 961 steps
37:41and luke took 902 steps
37:44if you want to order a pizza for yourself now's the time
37:47see you shortly with more taskmaster
37:57look i know you're watching it now but how about watching more later catch every moment of triumph and utter
38:02humiliation of taskmaster Australia with full episodes at 10play.com.au or the 10play app
38:14welcome back to taskmaster
38:16we're having a pizza party aren't we tom cashman
38:18that's right our contestants have been tasked with delivering a pizza to me using as few steps as possible
38:24okay this one left yeah
38:25that's right
38:26is it last because she's been successful
38:28we'll see
38:29it's nina ayama
38:30i feel like this pizza just means the singular slice
38:38one
38:39buongiorno
38:40that's
38:42that's not
38:45that feels like a tom look-alike
38:48can you say buongiorno again
38:50buongiorno
38:55i reckon tom's in the house
38:59there he goes
39:06now we are cooking with gas
39:09no
39:12you're kangaroo
39:13you're kangaroo
39:15you're kangaroo
39:16oh
39:19oh
39:20oh
39:20oh
39:21oh
39:21i really feel like he's down at the lake and that is him and it wasn't a trick
39:24i'm either going to be the smartest person or the dumbest person
39:30nooo
39:31oh man oh yeah he's definitely at the lake
39:34that was what they call in the business a bust
39:38so
39:39oh no
39:40oh well i'm just going to have to go with the rest of the pizza
39:43sorry boo
39:44we're back here where it all began
39:48oh
39:49okay hi
39:50buongiorno
39:50sorry for the long wait sir
39:55pizza
39:56pizza delivered
39:59yes
40:01ciao bella
40:01buongiorno
40:03that's
40:03amore
40:09oh my god
40:14do you have my pizza?
40:16i've been waiting more than half an hour
40:18oh wait
40:22where's my pizza?
40:23it's
40:24it's coming
40:26it's coming
40:27it's coming
40:27well this is cool
40:29luckily i left a pizza on the ground here
40:32i'm not giving up
40:34i'm jumping
40:44no
40:54i'm not giving up
40:55i'm not giving up
40:56it's coming
40:56oh my god
41:01no i'm not giving up
41:02gonna tend
41:04i'm not giving up
41:06Because I always just thought they wouldn't make us go up the stairs.
41:10Once I got to the stairs I was like, nah, they wouldn't.
41:14I think the real tragedy of this task is if you believed in yourself, you would have won.
41:19I think that's the tragedy of my entire life.
41:23That's actually true as well. If you'd gone upstairs...
41:26At that point?
41:27At that point, you were only on 37 steps.
41:31How did she do in total?
41:34505 steps.
41:35Still alright.
41:37We have Julia on one point.
41:39Luke with two.
41:40Nina with three somehow.
41:42And then we have Jimmy with four.
41:44And Danielle wins the task with five points.
41:47OK.
41:48And what about episode scoreboard?
41:51Who's getting that butt mask?
41:53Danielle is in the lead with 15 points.
41:56OK.
41:58There's no better time than now to settle it for once and all.
42:02Everyone up on the stage?
42:03We're going live!
42:08I see you've got some refreshments for us, Tom.
42:11And Julia will tell us why.
42:13Julia, please read the tar.
42:15I shall do so.
42:17Pick a biscuit.
42:18That's what it says, pick a biscuit.
42:22I'm going to go for nice because my English teacher used to say nice means sticky biscuits.
42:26Well, my last name's Scottish and I've got fingers, so I guess I'll go the Scotch finger.
42:33I'm going to take the one with some pink and red in it.
42:37It's an iced verbo.
42:39What's that one called?
42:40It's a ginger nut.
42:41Luke McGregor.
42:45And I'll just take the last one.
42:47I know what you're thinking.
42:49This is the easiest task in the world.
42:52Oh, thank you.
42:53In time with the music, dunk and undunk your biscuit in your tea and coffee when you hear the whistle.
43:00At any stage, you may surrender by placing your biscuit on the plate.
43:05If your biscuit breaks, you are disqualified.
43:08Last fully intact biscuit to be surrendered wins.
43:13Please step up to your biscuits.
43:15Can I kneel?
43:16Stand by.
43:20Oh.
43:35I don't think it's going to last much longer and do that.
43:39It's not intact.
43:41Oh.
43:42Oh.
43:44Oh.
43:53Oh.
43:54Oh.
43:54Nina has surrendered.
43:59Oh.
44:05Stop slowing it down, Tom.
44:07Oh.
44:08Oh.
44:09Oh.
44:17Come on, Gingernat!
44:19I've already lost Jimmy.
44:23Mine is crumbled now.
44:28I will surrender my biscuit.
44:32Yes!
44:39Oh, I see.
44:41We could have surrendered so we didn't lose the biscuit.
44:47I thought you just chose to surrender because you were weak.
44:52OK, well, we have a winner for our live task.
44:55Well done.
44:55Round of applause for Jimmy Rees.
44:58We'll crown a winner for the whole episode right after this.
45:12Welcome back to Taskmaster Australia.
45:14We've been deep in a riveting game of bicky dunking.
45:18Jimmy had a solid one left.
45:20Mm-hmm.
45:21And you also did OK, didn't you, Nina?
45:23Yes.
45:24I surrendered real early.
45:25OK, talk us through your failure, Luke.
45:28Well, occasionally I would touch the biscuit to see if it had any structural integrity left.
45:33And I think in doing that, I ruined the structural integrity of the biscuit.
45:38All right, so what are the final scores for this task?
45:41So we have three disqualifications.
45:42Nina receives four points for that task.
45:45And Jimmy takes it home with five points.
45:46Oh, OK.
45:49Who is our winner for tonight's episode?
45:51So at the end of tonight's episode, one point in front of Nina, it's Jimmy with 19 points.
45:58Congratulations, Jimmy.
45:59Five surprising things belong to you.
46:02Get on stage and get yourself to a barbecue.
46:08That's it.
46:09Episode seven done and dusted.
46:11We learnt that Tom Cashman could be watching any of us at any moment with a remote control fly.
46:17We learnt that Tom Cashman's body double needs Italian lessons.
46:22In non-Tom-centric news, we learnt that our winner for episode seven is Jimmy.
46:27Show them the love they deserve for at least a few seconds.
46:33CHEERING
46:49Five, six, seven, eight.
46:51Oh!
46:52Because I'm a genius.
46:54My God, the desperation is hard to look at.
46:58Do we have to leave it up or can we tug it?
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