- 1 gün önce
Taskmaster AU S01E06
Kategori
😹
EğlenceDöküm
00:12This is the best day of my life.
00:33Yes, hello! Welcome to Taskmaster Australia, a competitive high drama series where the emotions
00:39of real people are on the line, just like a dating reality show. Except tonight our contestants
00:45are doing something far more stressful than marrying a stranger. They're trying to impress
00:50Tom Gleeson, or as I'm known on this show, the Taskmaster!
00:58And just like one of those reality shows, if they win, they get to spend the rest of their
01:02life with someone they love. Me. Or at least this replica of my head, made from Australia's
01:10finest polystyrene and gold paint. How could you not love it? Putting their brains and bodies
01:20on the line. As always, it's our season one contestants. Daniel Walker, Jimmy Rees, Julia
01:28Morris, Luke McGregor, and Nina Riyama. And by my side is a man with a name that hasn't aged
01:38well. It's 2023. Times have changed. He should be called Tom Paywave person. It's Tom Cashman.
01:50Is it prize task time?
01:51You know it is. Tonight, our contestants have been asked to bring in the thing someone else will
01:58miss the most. The winning prize will be awarded five points by the Taskmaster, and whoever wins
02:04tonight's episode will take home all five prizes.
02:07Alright, let's end some friendships. Danielle, what have you brought in?
02:11Um, I snuck into Nina's house and stole one half of every pair of her shoes.
02:24I was looking for that Doc Marvin.
02:28They are your shoes, not just something that's been dodgied up by the prop department?
02:32No, they're genuinely my shoes. They're like my most embarrassing shoes as well.
02:37How did you sneak in?
02:39Well, Nina lives about 500 meters from my hairdresser, and she doesn't lock her front door.
02:46It's true.
02:47Oh, okay. That's quite devious. Julia, what have you brought us?
02:51My daughter is going to miss a gas mask that she has in her room.
03:01Okay, why does your daughter have a gas mask in her room?
03:04She likes a lot of kind of cool sinister stuff. I didn't tell her I was taking it out of
03:08her
03:09room and it's part of a big artistic installation, but she still hasn't noticed. The room is set up
03:13in a very certain way and things are here and they don't move and that has just been missing
03:17for days. You mentioned she hasn't noticed that?
03:27Nina, what's the thing you think someone will miss the most?
03:30My housemate has like q-tips in a little canister and I brought them in.
03:33Oh. He hasn't told me that he misses them, but I can tell.
03:38I can tell. I don't know. I feel like he wouldn't miss them. He'll just think they've run out and
03:43he'll just buy more. Oh no, they're like all over the bathroom sink. I just went like that and then
03:49I
03:49ran away with the container. I don't want to ruin the tension, but I suspect you're not going to get
03:54many points. Jimmy, what have you brought in? Well, mine's quite specific. The person who's
04:01someone else is Tom Cashman and I think that in a basketball competition, he will miss the most.
04:09Yep, I get it. Makes sense. Okay, are you good at basketball?
04:15I can shoot a basketball ring probably better than him, so that's...
04:19Do you play basketball? I've been playing for, I think, 15 years. Great news.
04:29And how often would you play? Oh, weekly. Okay. And like in a team? Yeah, yeah.
04:34Okay, Luke, what did you bring in? Um, first of all, I want to say that I'm sorry.
04:42I thought, what is something that I already have, that someone that I know would would miss the most,
04:48so I brought in red hair.
05:01Um, Luke, it looks like pubic hair. I've got news for you, I'm not missing that.
05:11In fact, I've got more than you'd expect. As I said before, very, very sorry.
05:19Well, unfortunately, there's a built-in assumption to what you're doing there, see? Because you're
05:22presuming I miss it and I don't. What about for the protection from the sun and stuff?
05:25Hut. Oh, am I worried it will affect my TV career? No.
05:36I'm going to put Luke at the bottom, actually, on one, because I don't miss it. I don't actually miss
05:39my red hair. So yeah, you're on one. Nina, uh, the cotton tips, I think you've got to be on
05:43two,
05:44because the thing that you think he's going to miss is just a vessel to put cotton tips in and
05:47you can replace it with a cup. I'm going to put Jimmy on three in the middle, just because we
05:51can't
05:51actually resolve whether, uh, you would miss the most or he would miss the most. I suspect Jimmy would.
05:56Wouldn't it be awesome if, uh, after 15 years of playing basketball, I whooped his ass?
06:02And, uh, Julie's on four with the gas mask, but you can't fault Danielle. I mean,
06:06taking half of Nina's shoes, five points.
06:13Shall we watch a task? Let's do it. It's time for an old-fashioned race.
06:28Hello, Tom. Hi there. Hi, Tom. Hi. I think probably what we should do is just give ourselves
06:33permission to shine this time. Oh, good lord. Oh, yeah, more food. Oh, we got some of these.
06:39Yes. I think they're generic mints. Oh, look, generic mints. Beautiful. Let's read it all together.
06:45It says reinvent the wheel. Oh, dear lord, help us. Fit the car's axle with something that is not a
06:52wheel.
06:52Then drive it to the finish line. Fastest to drive across the finish line wins. Your time starts
07:00now. Okay, can I first ask what an axle is? It's the, the bits at the end where the wheels
07:05stick to.
07:08This one seems simple. Reinvent the wheel. The task is to create a new wheel for the remote
07:15control car and then drive the remote control car through an obstacle course. Fastest wins.
07:20Here's our first effort. It's the eggs three, Luke, Jimmy and Nina. Okay, something that's not a wheel.
07:27That's still, whoa, that's still round. Okay, let's just find something that's a wheel. To the shed.
07:32I'm going to get some cable ties. I saw some cable ties somewhere. All right, I'll be, I'll be here.
07:47This is a bad idea. Don't tell the people I did this. Secret's safe with you, Tom.
07:52Is there any incentive for me not to tell the others? Yeah, I'll bash you.
07:59Okay. Do you think that's all? Yeah, so we're cutting one off? Yeah. I'll go get scissors.
08:03Yeah, let's do that. I'll try and untie it. Okay. Jimmy. Yo. Luke sat in the car. And it broke.
08:12Well, he told me not to tell you. Okay, so now our team has trust issues. Thank you for bringing
08:18that to my attention. I appreciate that. That's okay. Okay, so here's the, here's what we need to do.
08:22You need to basically attach that to that and then that goes in here like that.
08:29Should we just do it? Should we? I reckon fastest wins. Just push. Oh my god. Oh my god.
08:35Okay, all right. Here we go. All right. Do you want to wear this helmet? No, it's the fastest one
08:40wins. Just do it. Come on. We're running out of time. I'll wear the helmet. Oh, you guys are so
08:44slow.
08:45Look at this. Go. Go on. Go, you goodness. Yes. Come on. Can you run after it and tell me
08:51if we're going to turn?
08:51Yes. You can follow it also. Well, I can. Yeah, why not? Yes. Come on. Okay. Yeah, you're good.
08:57You're good. You can do it. Yes. Oh, over the jump. He's gone. Yes. Oh, yes.
09:06Yes. Dang it. Oh, you did it.
09:11That was fun. There it goes.
09:14Thanks, buddy. That was fun, Tom. That was a fun one. He didn't want us to know that he sat
09:18in it before.
09:19Oh, you sat in it. Who told you? Well, Tom told me. I thought it was only right to
09:23tell your team that, so I apologise. I won't forget this. You've made a powerful enemy.
09:29Well, we won't forget it either. Yeah, sorry.
09:38So, it wasn't so much a reinvention of the wheel. It was more just we'll get something else
09:43that's shaped like a wheel and put it on instead. Well, I feel like the wheel's pretty sorted.
09:49Like, if we had truly invented a better wheel, like, we probably would have not done the rest of the
09:54show
09:54and be rich. Before we continue, I just wanted to say that Luke threatened to bash me.
10:02Tom, I'm really sorry. It was an empty, empty, empty threat. I'm joking. I apologise.
10:07So, how'd they do? Our first team made it across the line in 10 minutes and 12 seconds.
10:15Okay, more wheel reinvention coming up right after this.
10:28Welcome back to Taskmaster. We're in the middle of a task. Tom, bring us up to speed.
10:34Our contestants are trying to build a wheel and then drive a remote control car through an obstacle
10:38course. What time are we trying to beat? We're trying to beat 10 minutes and 12 seconds. Okay,
10:43surely someone can do better. I would not say that. It's the dancing queens. Here's Danielle and Julia.
10:50We could do these maybe and glue that in. Maybe. Do young people just run all the time? How do
10:57you
10:57even know how to do this? How can I help? Who are you? I mean, it might fall off. Danielle,
11:04it's incredible. Oh, wait, I think we can move back. Oh, how do you even know how to do stuff?
11:13This is,
11:13it's just like a small version of a real car. Yes, right, right, right. Just banging off the ramp.
11:19Let's end it. Let's go, let's go, let's go. I'm so proud of you right now. I mean,
11:24I know I'm not contributing, but what I wanted to do is support you. Beautiful. Let's, let's go,
11:29let's go, let's go. You are amazing. Oh, we got the jump ball. No, you're right. I reckon you're right.
11:34Slow.
11:34Oh, shove the, get your ball on. Maybe we have to back it up and really snap. Yeah. Come on,
11:42baby.
11:44Oh, come on, baby. Oh, wait, maybe the wheels come off. But on every level.
11:51Could we maybe stick this to this or something? What about a lovely,
11:55friendly wave from the driver's seat too? Beautiful. That's, oh. Oh, come on,
12:00babe. Have I ruined it doing that? No, no, no, no, no. So maybe we could put some rocks on
12:05the side of it,
12:06like this. Do you know, normally I just call someone and throw money at it. Are you, are you
12:11actually making it as thick as the wheel? I'm trying. And my love for you is deep, Danielle.
12:18Danielle! It's lost the wheel. Oh, we'll just need to get it over that bit and we can put the
12:23wheel back
12:23on. I feel like it needs propping up at the front and then it'll go over the hand once those
12:29wheels
12:29of emotion. Oh, thanks. We're still going, babe. The brilliance of your idea may have taken us there
12:37today. We're so close, mate. And look, we're waving at other motorists. One more.
12:44Oh, we've got it. Oh, I'm on a fight. It's all right. I'm on a fight.
13:03So there's the dance again. No extra points. If you have just joined us for this whole series,
13:09Julia and Danielle always have to do a dance at the end of their team tasks.
13:13They get no points for it. And we didn't ask the other team to do the task.
13:19Now, Tom, you said this was a team task. I feel like we just watched Julia watching
13:24Danielle complete that task. Is that fair? I think it really stretched the definition
13:29of moral support. Okay, so this is the dream team at work again.
13:35Danielle, you're 100% focused on the task and you don't care about the entertainment.
13:39And Julia, you're all entertainment. No task.
13:43Between the two of you, you're one player.
13:47This was me and Julia's second task together. And this is the one I thought,
13:51has she been given a bonus task to sabotage?
13:56You would be right in thinking that. I had no idea what I was doing.
14:00Well, Tom Cashman, should we do the big reveal?
14:03I think now's the time for the reveal. Okay.
14:06Okay. No, Julia's just bad.
14:12To be fair, that's not a huge reveal.
14:16Was there time enough to make them win?
14:18What do you reckon?
14:19No.
14:21So 10 minutes and 12 seconds was the time to beat. Julia and Danielle took 28 minutes
14:27and 55 seconds.
14:33Okay, well, I'm happy to allocate points. I feel that the Bad Improv Group, they did a good job,
14:37but not a great job. So I'm going to give them all four. And Julia and Danielle can get two.
14:42Oh, lovely.
14:44Yeah, thank you.
14:45That's about right. How does that affect the overall scores for this episode?
14:49Tied for first place. Currently, we have Danielle and Jimmy with seven points.
14:56Okay, next task please, lesser Tom. This goes out to everyone who tells people who work on this show to
15:02grow up.
15:16Hello.
15:17Hi, Julia.
15:18Well, well, well, Tom Cashman.
15:23How are you?
15:25I'm all right.
15:26Not a man of many emotions, are you?
15:28I wouldn't say that.
15:30Buttons.
15:31And $100 US.
15:37Age or de-age yourself?
15:40You must reveal your aged or de-aged self in 20 minutes.
15:44The biggest difference from your real age wins.
15:50Um, okay, well, do you need to see me doing it or would you just like me to present myself?
15:55I'd like you to read the last line.
15:57Oh my god, what is it? It's a proper mental block. I literally just get to, and I don't even
16:02know why.
16:03Anyway, my time starts now, sir.
16:04Why are there buttons and a $100 note on the table?
16:08What do you call a $100 note in America?
16:11A hundred bucks? Big ones? Buttons? A hundred dollar bill.
16:15A hundred buckaroos.
16:17George Washington.
16:19What is his name?
16:20What's it start with? What letter?
16:22It starts with a B.
16:23Benjamin Franklin.
16:24Mmm.
16:25Okay, so it's Benjamin.
16:26Mmm.
16:28Benjamin Button.
16:32So, our contestants have to either age or de-edge themselves, but it's all about the difference
16:37between their real age and the age that they become.
16:40Who's up first?
16:41He's an old soul. That's right. His soul has some pretty outdated views. It's Luke McGregor.
16:52Um, ask me about immigrants.
16:56What do you think about immigrants?
17:00Despite the evidence that they're quite good for the economy.
17:03How do you feel about, um, negative gearing?
17:06Uh, yeah. I've got a lot of property, so I love it. And you know what else I love?
17:12Fox and Sky News.
17:15You know who else I love?
17:16God.
17:20Well, I guess I better head back to the bus stop.
17:23Do you want any last words of advice from a, from an old man?
17:26Yeah, what's your biggest regret?
17:29That's not advice. That's just making me feel sad, but...
17:31Well, it is advice because I'll try to avoid...
17:35My biggest regret is talking to you when you ask me that question.
17:41Bye, Tom.
17:41See you, Luke.
17:46I kind of want to be friends with that guy. They're all my interests too.
17:49Why were you wearing a top hat? What was that about?
17:53Because old, old people wear top hats. I'm about a, it's about 197.
17:59You're quite eloquent. You didn't seem doddery at all. I would say you were about 75.
18:03Well, that gives us 35 years different from his actual age.
18:07Oh, and I, I, you can't see it, but I also, um, lost my bowels.
18:13Any time Luke is under any pressure on this show, he just says he's pissed himself.
18:19Well, I can't because I've got a catheter, so...
18:22Right, when did you get that? Like when you were 74, last year?
18:26No, it's one of the olden day catheters.
18:30Just my penis wrapped in a handkerchief.
18:37OK, more older or younger, old or young people coming up when Taskmaster returns.
18:54Welcome back to Taskmaster. Would you like to win half of Nina Ayama's shoes?
18:59Well, bad luck. You can't. Someone already on this show is going to win them.
19:03Tom, what are we doing now?
19:05Four millennial comedians and Julia Morris are trying to either age or de-edge themselves,
19:11and the biggest gap between their real age and the age they appear wins.
19:15OK, let's see another attempt.
19:17He worked in children's TV, but can he children try to be? It's Jimmy Reiss.
19:51Jimmy, were you doing dress-ups again?
19:53Yes!
19:54It's your specialty.
19:56It was a very strong commitment to character, I thought.
19:58Yeah, I feel like that's been my life for the last seven years.
20:01So, you know, babies and small children. So I went backwards in age, which...
20:04I don't know if I made the right choice.
20:08I just realised a gross way that we could have won if we created a sperm sample
20:14and just put that on the table.
20:27I reckon, Jimmy, I'm going to say three months. You were three months old there.
20:31But I mean, we're doing it by the year, so we're not going to break it down to months, are
20:34we?
20:35Make it 35. That means it's currently a tie. 35 years.
20:38Well, you might have to go to months.
20:39Why would you want to do that? That makes you lose.
20:42I'm just trying to think where my birthday is.
20:44Yeah, 34 and nine months, 35 years.
20:48You just dropped yourself a place. Well done, Jimmy.
20:55Up next, a panic-stricken spring chicken. It's Nina Oyama.
21:00Excuse me. Excuse me. Can anyone hear me? I've dropped my umbrella.
21:05Oh, what's happened here?
21:06Oh, thank you, kind young sir. Oh, I can see you again.
21:13Have you seen Nina Oyama around?
21:16Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah.
21:20How old are you?
21:22Oh, 85.
21:26What year were you born?
21:33Nineteen, four, third, 37 is the year I was born.
21:41Oh, right. Thanks. If you were a more senior person who was watching someone do a character
21:46that was a bit like this, how do you think you'd feel?
21:48I'd be like, that's me. I'm good to finally get some representation around here.
21:54But what's this time book saying, Catherine?
21:57Saying zero.
21:57Saying zero.
22:00Thanks, Nina.
22:08Now, I thought it was supposed to be just aging or de-aging the contestants,
22:12but then just out of nowhere, just some old woman turned up on this.
22:15Who was that and where did she come from?
22:18I've no idea.
22:19Yeah, me either. But she seemed really cool.
22:22Well, that's really... Nina's not going to be able to get any points.
22:25It was me.
22:26Really?
22:26Oh, is it? Yeah. That's how good I am at de-aging and aging.
22:29I believe you're 85, you know, with your mannerisms.
22:33Okay, cool. Sweet. Cheers, man.
22:36I thought you did a really good job.
22:38Oh, that, you never say that. That's really nice.
22:41That means there's a 56-year age difference.
22:45Okay.
22:45Ooh. Suck it.
22:4956, that's going to be hard to beat. Who's next?
22:51She's ageless and she'll never die. It's Julia Morris.
23:20Up.
23:23Up.
23:31What's that around your mouth?
23:33Food.
23:34Oh.
23:37Is this it or are you going to?
23:38This is it.
23:39Okay.
23:40I'm not really sure what else you're looking for.
23:42Good food all over you.
23:44Faith and appear bra-less on television.
23:46I'm not really sure.
23:47I'm asking for more.
23:48I was just to clarify.
24:02How much longer have I got?
24:03Two minutes and 42 seconds.
24:05Yes.
24:06I'm going to see it out, babe.
24:07You are?
24:08Okay.
24:09I've been on television for nearly 45 years now.
24:13It's just a fun way to end it, I guess.
24:19I thank God.
24:20Yeah.
24:21Oh, God.
24:23Hang on.
24:23There's a chussy coming out.
24:24On the other side.
24:26I think it's best you look away.
24:28Yeah.
24:29Just for your own mental health, really, more than anything.
24:32Right.
24:34Oh, dear, oh, dear.
24:39I mean, that even made me feel ill.
24:43So you're a baby.
24:44I'm thinking you were presenting as one because you could just say single words like you were saying up.
24:48You're about one.
24:49I thought I was younger and then I started speaking.
24:51I might have been prodigy.
24:54I was happy to take you as one.
24:56Then you started to talk in complete sentences.
24:59And then you said that you're worried about one of your boobs falling out, which that at least puts you
25:04past puberty.
25:05So I'm starting to think you're 18.
25:09In fetish world.
25:10Yeah, you're just 18, had a bit of a weird baby fetish every now and then.
25:14Maybe.
25:15Maybe.
25:15Like to pretend to be a cat.
25:17Maybe.
25:18Because you're an 18-year-old on drugs.
25:19Yeah.
25:21Definitely.
25:21Does that sound about right?
25:22Mate, I am with you.
25:24Yeah.
25:24That's exactly how it looked.
25:25Well, if I say that you're 18, with your age, you've still got a fair bit of wriggle room there.
25:31It's true.
25:31It's true.
25:32A 37-year age difference.
25:34Oh.
25:35Gee, I'm really regretting not being a baby now.
25:39Anyone left Tom Cashman?
25:41Of anyone I know, she's got one of the highest GMPMs.
25:44That's grandparent mentions per minute.
25:47I wonder if she'll go old or young.
25:49It's Dania Walker.
25:51Hello.
25:52Hello.
25:58Hi, Dania.
26:00Oh, boy.
26:01Oh, boy.
26:02Oh, boy.
26:04Yeah, I've got to put my tit up on the table.
26:07Oh.
26:08You look pretty good.
26:10Oh, thank you.
26:11You look fine.
26:14It's quite rude.
26:16What's rude?
26:17Don't know, compliment a lady.
26:19Oh, you look beautiful.
26:21You don't deserve to see my tits.
26:23Okay.
26:24How old are you, out of interest?
26:27I'm 300.
26:28Okay.
26:30You do look good for 300.
26:33Do you want to give us a bit of a look at your body?
26:37Oh, times have changed, haven't they?
26:40I was born.
26:41You never asked a lady to show you her body.
26:45What do you want to see?
26:49What do you want to see, young man?
26:53I don't have a particular preference, but I was curious.
27:00Curiosity kills the cat, doesn't it?
27:02Is your back okay?
27:04No.
27:05Does it look okay?
27:10What's your favourite thing about being old?
27:12Oh.
27:13What's all this hassling about?
27:15This wasn't...
27:16It wasn't, we're going to have a four-hour interview afterwards with the old you, was it?
27:21That's not what we were going to...
27:23I would have planned a backstory so that I didn't look like I'd lost my freaking mind.
27:31You're allowed to go at any time.
27:33Oh, good.
27:36Thanks, Danielle.
27:44Wasn't that a joy just having a little walk around in Danielle's sick mind?
27:48So how old were you?
27:50300.
27:52In the first episode of Taskmaster, you made a montage of your own life, and in that you said you
27:57died when you were 410.
27:59Oh yeah, she's got plenty of life left today.
28:02You're not even quieted your twilight years at 300.
28:05I would like to apologise.
28:06It's the first and last time I'll ever ask a woman, please show me your body.
28:15It didn't sound great out of context, does it?
28:19Alright, well, I'm happy to accept 300, because it's...
28:22No, well, it forms part of a larger narrative.
28:25You said you were going to die when you were 410.
28:27It all checks out.
28:28Yeah, but she didn't even have a top hat.
28:32Well, then, Danielle's score is 270 years.
28:39That means Jimmy receives one point, Luke gets two, Julia three, Nina with four, and Danielle takes home the task
28:46with five points.
28:51Should we move on to another task?
28:52Of course we should.
28:54This one's a tribute to all the dads out there.
29:09Hi.
29:09How are you doing?
29:10Good morning.
29:11I'm in vintage form, I'm not going to lie.
29:13I do have some posts, though, that I need to attend to.
29:17Letterboxd.
29:19Oh, dear Lord.
29:21Oh, dear.
29:22There's some bread in there, babe.
29:23Mm.
29:25I told you never again to put bread with sauce on it in my litter box.
29:29I'm sorry.
29:30You've disobeyed me.
29:31It's hot.
29:32It's hot.
29:33It's not hot.
29:33It's normal.
29:37Save the snag from the barbie.
29:39Least burnt snag wins.
29:41Your time starts now.
29:48Where, where's the barbie?
29:50Where's the barbie?
29:51All the information you need is in the task.
29:52Okay, okay.
29:53You stay there.
29:54I'll go find it.
29:55I might come with you.
29:56Yeah, okay.
29:57Yeah, you come with me.
30:01Okay, as much as I want to dive right into some sausage hunting, it's going to have to wait.
30:06More Taskmaster after this.
30:19Welcome back to Taskmaster, where five comedians are trying to win a snippet of Luke McGregor's hair.
30:25What's happening, Tom Cashman?
30:26Each contestant is trying to save a snag from a barbie.
30:30Least burnt sausage wins.
30:32Who's up first?
30:34Here's three brats who are the worst.
30:35It's Nina, Luke and Jimmy.
30:37Let's go save the snag.
30:39Should I run?
30:39I feel like I should run if it's burning.
30:42You know what?
30:42It's probably in the kitchen because that's where a barbie would be.
30:46Barbecue in the kitchen.
30:47Oh, no, it wouldn't.
30:49Trying to smell burning snag.
30:51Is it chocolate?
30:52I can't sniff a snag.
30:54Wait, I just want to smell.
30:55Do a sniff test.
30:56What do you smell?
30:57Shh.
30:59I can't smell anything.
31:00Maybe I've got COVID.
31:02Nah, nah, nah.
31:02Too soon, too soon.
31:03Shouldn't have made that joke.
31:04Okay.
31:05I've got something, Cashman.
31:06Oh, oh my God.
31:08How do I?
31:11That's a pumpkin, damn it.
31:13Common sausage.
31:15Is that?
31:17Careful for heat.
31:20That's not a sausage.
31:22Keep up, Tom.
31:23Another barbecue.
31:24Do you guys want to see a one-handed car wheel?
31:26I'd love to.
31:28Nah, I can't be a barbecue.
31:29Oh.
31:29I can do it.
31:32Nuggets!
31:33Take your corn.
31:35Get out of here.
31:37In some ways, it looks like you've hit a snag.
31:40How long have you had that one in your pocket for?
31:42About two minutes.
31:44I suppose you hit a snag just then, didn't you?
31:46I've hit two snags.
31:47In the back of the car.
31:48That makes sense.
31:49That's where I'm not going to have a barbecue.
31:56Oh, that's...
31:57Would you say you've hit a snag?
32:02You're wasting my time.
32:04There's a lot of misleading barbecues.
32:06Chicken nuggets?
32:08No!
32:09It's got to be outside, because it would be irresponsible to have one inside.
32:13I smell something burning here.
32:15Where is it?
32:16I'll just quickly check in here.
32:18Oh, smell.
32:19There's a smell.
32:20There's a smell.
32:21Oh, okay.
32:23Okay.
32:24There it is.
32:24Damn it!
32:25Oh, my God!
32:28Hang on.
32:29What was the task?
32:30That's off.
32:31Finished!
32:33Oh, Jesus!
32:35Okay.
32:36Thanks, mate.
32:40So, I must say, you all live through an actual nightmare of mine.
32:44That's running around an empty mansion and just constantly running into vegetation.
32:47Barbecues.
32:49How disappointed were you every time you came up with another vegetable?
32:52I felt like a little dog running around on a leash.
32:53I actually kind of liked it.
32:54I was, like, disappointed when I found the barbecue.
32:56I was like, oh, no more running!
32:58I had to go to the toilet, too, but I couldn't because of the GoPro.
33:04What were you not wearing in your handkerchief that day, Liz?
33:06Oh, you're fine.
33:12Nina saved her snag after 8 minutes and 12 seconds.
33:14Jimmy, 7 minutes and 46 seconds.
33:17And Luke, 7 minutes and 22 seconds.
33:22More please, Lester Tom.
33:23They call her the butchery because she's full of bangers.
33:26It's Danielle Walker.
33:29It's the decision.
33:30Do I go that way?
33:31Do I go that way?
33:32Um, okay.
33:34Barn.
33:35Barn.
33:35Barn?
33:36Yeah.
33:41A sauce on me.
33:42Okay, this way.
33:43That was not open before.
33:47It said sausage.
33:49Snag.
33:52Looks like you've hit a snag.
33:56You're annoying.
33:59Ah.
34:03This is a pumpkin.
34:04Okay, it's a pumpkin.
34:06And bread.
34:07Bread.
34:08You have them in soup.
34:10Um.
34:17Corn.
34:18Corn, pumpkin.
34:20Bread.
34:21What does that mean?
34:23Tom.
34:23Yeah?
34:24What does it mean?
34:25What do you mean, what does it mean?
34:26Corn.
34:28Pumpkin bread.
34:29Corn.
34:31Pumpkin bread.
34:32Corn pumpkin bread.
34:37Corn pumpkin bread.
34:41Chicken nuggets.
34:43Chicken nuggets.
34:44Chicken.
34:47Nuggets.
34:48Corn.
34:50Corn.
34:50There's got to be a clue.
34:52Barbecue.
34:54Corn.
34:55Is there like a tiny Barbie?
34:57Like a Barbie doll?
35:00No, that is still there.
35:02Is there a place that I've missed looking?
35:04Have I missed an area of the house?
35:06Like in that room with the curtains?
35:09Is this way?
35:11Oh my gosh.
35:12I knew it was a Barbie.
35:15This.
35:15That is not a Barbie.
35:18That is a burner.
35:19And this is not a Barbie.
35:21She's not an actual Barbie.
35:22It's not written on her, but this is not a Barbie.
35:24I don't think this is.
35:25That's not a Barbie.
35:26Classic Barbie shape.
35:27Anyway.
35:29Um, yes, I'm done right.
35:30Yep.
35:30Thanks, Danielle.
35:31Tell Gleason he has no idea about Barbies.
35:34You can, you can, you can tell him.
35:35I will.
35:40Yeah, I heard you adding, Pia.
35:41I do have no idea about Barbies, but I don't feel bad about it.
35:45But something I really enjoyed in watching you do that task, Danielle, was last week,
35:49you spent a very long time not being able to spot the alphabet being the pattern, whereas
35:54this time you're looking for a pattern where there wasn't one.
35:58And you spent the whole, the whole task trying to work out a pattern that wasn't there.
36:05What pattern were you thinking might be there?
36:07I didn't know.
36:08And I was like, there's got to be more than just running around aimlessly.
36:14Sometimes it's just that.
36:16Sometimes it's whole episodes of just that.
36:20Give us the time.
36:20I suspect it's long.
36:23More than double the other ones.
36:2415 minutes and 50 seconds.
36:28All right, time to fire up your own Barbies at home and chuck a kettle on top of it.
36:32If that's how you choose to make your tea, good luck to you.
36:34I don't really give a shit.
36:36We're taking a break for a few minutes.
36:38See you soon with more Taskmaster.
36:48Look, I know you're watching it now, but how about watching more later?
36:51Catch every moment of triumph and utter humiliation of Taskmaster Australia with full episodes at
36:5610play.com.au or the 10play app.
37:03Welcome back to Taskmaster.
37:06Do you smell something, Tom Kershman?
37:08Yeah, all I smell is good-natured competition and fun.
37:12And sausages.
37:13Our contestants are trying to find a sausage on a Barbie.
37:17Least burnt snag wins.
37:19Which sausage saver remains?
37:22Can you imagine what jokes she'd make if she was introducing a sausage-based task?
37:26I can, and it's funny.
37:27Here's Julia Morris.
37:29Do you know what?
37:30If anyone can find a sausage...
37:32Anyway, all right.
37:33Is it like a Barbie, like a Barbie doll Barbie?
37:36Yes, the same.
37:36And then how long have I got, babes?
37:38It's Fastest Wins.
37:39Oh, God, I'm not me.
37:40So I'm going towards the house, but I'm not sure that's the right thing to do, babes.
37:44It feels like the Blair Witch Project, Tom.
37:47Wipe your feet, babe, because it's quite messy outside.
37:49Where are you, Barbie?
37:52Barbie?
37:54Oh!
37:55Here she is!
37:57Thank you, Barbie.
37:58Oh, she's giving me the whole fruit and nut bar.
38:02Well done.
38:04Thank you, Barbie.
38:11So did you see any of the other barbecues?
38:16Did you even spot one of them?
38:18Tom, I would have thought after all these weeks now, you know me well enough to know,
38:21that was not a plan, it wasn't a clever strategy, it was literally just running in and getting
38:27lucky with the sausage, which...
38:36So, essentially, when you do nothing, you win.
38:39That's what I've noticed.
38:41The less you do, the better you perform.
38:43What's that about?
38:44It's my whole career, Tom.
38:48Do we even need a time?
38:49I suspect it was next to nothing.
38:51Three minutes and eight seconds.
38:55Let's have a look at your sausages, see how you did.
38:57We can compare them.
39:01Julie's a clear winner.
39:03And Danielle.
39:04Danielle's a clear loser.
39:05We have Danielle with one point, Nina with two, Jimmy with three, Luke with four, and the
39:09winner of the task is Julie with five points.
39:10Okay.
39:14But how are they scoring in the episode so far?
39:17Julia is leading on 14.
39:23Okay.
39:24I've heard enough.
39:25Everyone up on stage for a live task?
39:27Yeah.
39:31Tom Cashman.
39:32Who is telling us what's going on?
39:34That would be Jimmy.
39:35Could you please read the task?
39:36I can.
39:38Make your monster meaner.
39:40You have 30 seconds.
39:42Your time starts on Tom's whistle.
39:44The least mean monster will be eliminated.
39:48All right.
39:49Are we ready?
39:49Yep.
39:5030 seconds.
39:5130 seconds.
40:10Okay.
40:11Well, I feel this is a very easy elimination to make because four of them definitely look
40:15angry and one of them looks a bit out of it.
40:18And I think we all know which one that is.
40:22To be fair, he's got a gun and he's flipping the bird.
40:26I couldn't tell he has a gun.
40:28To me, it looked like he had a trumpet facing towards him.
40:32So I think Julie's gone.
40:35God, you've got to draw more.
40:37Thank God I was knocked out.
40:39Make your monster cuter.
40:42You have 30 seconds.
40:43Your time starts on Tom's whistle.
40:46The least cute monster will be eliminated.
40:49Ready, set.
40:52Make your monster cuter.
41:03Yes, and I should point out Luke's changed his from I eat kids to I love kids.
41:12I'm really just trying to pick between Jimmy's and Luke's.
41:15I know that Luke's monster loves kids, whereas Jimmy's monster has the inner rage of a children's
41:20TV show host who really doesn't like kids anymore.
41:24I think Jimmy has to go.
41:30Make your monster more prestigious.
41:33You have 30 seconds.
41:34Your time starts on Tom's whistle.
41:36The least prestigious monster will be eliminated.
41:55Why is yours more prestigious, Nina?
41:58Um, books.
42:01Because of books.
42:02Oh yeah.
42:03Very prestigious people read books.
42:05That's how they get their precision.
42:09I'm guessing that book's not the dictionary.
42:12I can't quite see what you've done there, Luke, to make your monster any more prestigious.
42:15That's the Nobel Peace Prize.
42:18What about you, Danielle?
42:19What have you got there?
42:20Um, that's the number one medal, and that's your head for the Taskmaster Prize.
42:24Well, there's nothing more prestigious than that, so it's just between these two other losers.
42:28Um, Nobel Peace Prize or books?
42:34Pretty even to me.
42:36What does prestigious mean?
42:38You'll have plenty of time after this to go and look in a book.
42:43I think you have to go, Nina.
42:45Okay.
42:49Make your monster sexier.
42:52You have 30 seconds.
42:53Your time starts on Tom's whistle.
42:55Sexiest monster wins.
43:13Sexiest monster wins.
43:15Okay, we're down to two sexy monsters, but I don't choose my sexy lightly.
43:20I'll need a bit of time to think about it.
43:21I'll see you after the break, and we'll choose our sexiest monster and tonight's winner.
43:36Welcome back to Taskmaster.
43:38Very soon, we will be awarding a lock of Luke McGregor's hair from God knows where to one
43:44lucky contestant.
43:45But how are they doing in a series so far?
43:47Luke is in fifth place currently on 71 points.
43:50Then we have Nina on 74, we have Jimmy with 89, Danielle with 91, but Julia Morris is leading
43:57on 95 points.
44:03This is off the back of not paying attention and doing the least amount possible.
44:06Yes!
44:08Okay, well, I have to make a decision here.
44:10I have to decide which of these hideous beasts before me is the sexiest.
44:15I'm talking about the pictures.
44:18Before you make your final decision, see this medal here?
44:22Yep.
44:22They won that for sex.
44:26And you would know about that, because as we know, you won the grand final of sex.
44:30That's right.
44:32Where is Danielle yours is sexy because...
44:35It's also got a medal for sex too, and it's got number one written on it.
44:39Oh.
44:39We have no way of knowing whether Danielle copied Luke.
44:42I mean, mine doesn't say, I love kids.
44:51I may have forgotten to change that.
44:56Okay.
44:56And so you've decided, rather than just seductively showing some décolletage, the boobs are just
45:01out.
45:02Yeah, I said full tit.
45:05The caption's very unfortunate for you, Luke.
45:08It suggests laws were broken.
45:11So I think I'm going to have to go with Danielle's.
45:13Okay.
45:17That means for this live task, we have Julia with one point, Jimmy with two, Nina with
45:22three, Luke with four, and Danielle takes it home with five points.
45:26Okay.
45:27Well, what does it mean for our overall scoreboard, Tom Cashman?
45:32For this episode, we have Jimmy in fifth place.
45:34Then we have a three-way tie between Julia, Luke, and Nina on 15 points, which means the
45:38winner of the episode is Danielle with 18 points.
45:45Congratulations, Danielle.
45:46Five things that someone else will miss are truly going to be missed because they belong
45:51to you now.
45:52Get on stage and take what's yours, even though they're someone else's.
45:59Tonight, we learnt that vegetables are not sausages.
46:02We learnt that living to 300 really does a number on your back.
46:07And we learnt that they pretty much nailed the invention of the wheel the first time.
46:12Most of all, we learnt that our winner for episode six is Danielle.
46:17Show us some love by crashing your hands together aggressively.
46:20We'll see you next time.
46:36They said that!
46:39It's stinging my vagine!
46:41That's gross.
46:42Strange unit you are.
46:43You want to just make out instead?
46:45Wow!
46:46Dinner is served!
46:47Yeah, my asshole is in heaps of trouble.
Yorumlar