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00:00There's a spider on the butter.
00:02What is it?
00:03Spider on the butter.
00:05Oh, not stuck into it by its legs?
00:08No.
00:09You mean it's just walked across the butter?
00:11I've dealt with it in a humane way, Mary, by putting it into the plate drawer.
00:20Have you ever done an owl like that?
00:22Well, I ain't telling you what they had.
00:26Oh, Barcelona.
00:29No, I don't like that this guy's trying to tell me how to eat my dinner.
00:32A what?
00:33Foot fetish.
00:34I had no idea that was a thing.
00:36Remove my britches.
00:37Expose your loins.
00:39I like that.
00:42Oh, Ronnie.
00:43This is weird.
00:45He's a mercenary bugger, isn't he?
00:46This is why I don't date.
00:48That is Dyson with the devil.
00:49Oh, no.
00:50He suffers for his art, doesn't he?
00:52Clearly.
00:52A Bentley Continental.
00:55I think I'd rather call it a day now.
00:57I'd rather say, wouldn't you?
00:58Who's been arrested now and for what?
01:02In the first half of 2026, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:10Sugar's shortlist were feeling the pressure on BBC One.
01:14No, I wrote this.
01:15So I was having a conversation with the AI to help it improve my work and my ideas and I
01:19have all of the logs.
01:20Just last week, I was doing reviews for my stuff and my other manager goes, why is it taking me
01:25so long?
01:25Why don't you just use AI?
01:26I used AI.
01:27Just do that.
01:28And I said, sorry, no, no, no, because my reports will not be written by some little AI.
01:35You, his best friend, did AI, shut up.
01:37I used it for advice not to write my work for me.
01:40The flirting in fancy dress continued on Netflix.
01:44Are you in need of assistance?
01:46It is a slippery little thing and I cannot find my wallet.
01:48May I?
02:01You chased me pretty hard.
02:02Let's face it, darling, you flew the whole way to Mexico.
02:05You didn't really know me that well.
02:08That was, I was your Cinderella, wasn't I?
02:11I mean, I'm not the best example of Cinderella.
02:16Slightly bigger shoe.
02:17There is an argument that maybe that is the case.
02:20There is an argument.
02:21Oh, look, you're flushing, darling.
02:26And NASA's big rocket took us further than we've ever been before.
02:30It will take about four days to get to the moon.
02:33Then they'll fly around its far side, the side we never see from Earth.
02:36Oh, I can think of so many better things I could do in a week.
02:39I could get the blinds cleaned.
02:42I could do a nice spring clear out.
02:44I could do all sorts of weeks.
02:45I'd just class that as worst of time, mate.
02:46It's such a waste of time.
02:48Oh, to go and look at the stupid, silly, fat moon.
02:59In Leeds.
03:00Izzy, I've done something today that I've been meaning to do for six months.
03:05What?
03:06I've washed my mucky shoes.
03:08What?
03:09Them ones under the caravan?
03:10Them ones that were under the caravan, yeah.
03:12No.
03:13And do you know all I did?
03:14What?
03:15I just put them in washing machine.
03:17Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
03:19I thought, I'll break my washing machine rather than wash them up by hand.
03:24That is literally you.
03:26Nat gets fuming with me over what I put in washing machine.
03:30Well, yeah, you were telling me about them chicken mats that you actually really nearly did break your washing machine.
03:47Work's smarter, not harder, Izzy.
03:51In April, it was a big night for big brains on BBC Two.
03:55Have you got your intelligent head on?
03:58I've always got my intelligent head on, Jenny.
04:00You see, for us, this would be universally challenged, not university challenged.
04:04Yeah.
04:05We're challenged across the board, not just at university.
04:08I think that is part of being northern as well, though.
04:11You know, it's a geographical issue as well.
04:16University challenge.
04:18I'll tell you what, the biggest challenge I've had the other day was getting my trousers on.
04:22That was my biggest challenge.
04:24I couldn't get them on.
04:25I couldn't get me leg in.
04:26I was half an hour.
04:27Asking the questions, I'm old Roger.
04:30He is the quiz master, and they've got rid of that chair that made him look like an insect.
04:36Hello, and welcome to the grand final of the 2025-26 series of university challenge.
04:41Edinburgh, Manchester.
04:43What's happened to Oxford and Cambridge?
04:45Well...
04:45All day, usually up there.
04:47You were at Edinburgh, you know?
04:48I was at a university in Edinburgh.
04:50In Edinburgh.
04:51The team from Manchester have faced New College Oxford.
04:54There we go.
04:54We've got someone with a hat on.
04:56That's definitely Manchester.
04:58Hi, I'm Kai Madrick.
04:59I'm from Foy in Cornwall, and I'm studying for a PhD in AI and Astrophysics.
05:03I was from Cornwall.
05:04That explains the hat.
05:05Yeah.
05:05If it was me on there, I'm Pete Sandiford, and I'm from Blackpool, and I am daft.
05:11Here we go.
05:11Fingers on buzzers.
05:12Here's your first starter for ten.
05:14What's with the...
05:16Badgwick's buzzing hand?
05:18I think that's a...
05:19It's a technique.
05:20To whom are these words of Mary Wollstonecraft addressed?
05:24Having read with great pleasure a pamphlet which you have lately published, I dedicate this
05:28volume to you.
05:29Is this a question?
05:31I'm already lost.
05:33Bro?
05:33I'm not going to lie.
05:34Yeah, I'm done.
05:36I don't even know what they just said.
05:37They're taken from the dedication of her vindication of the rights of women, written in response
05:41to this French statesman and diplomat's assertion...
05:44Oh, is this a question?
05:45And I was going to say that women's education should be limited to the domestic sphere.
05:50Anybody?
05:50Who's a cheeky Frenchman?
05:52Um, Rousseau, wasn't it?
05:55Manchester, Manchewick.
05:56Rousseau?
05:56No.
05:57No.
05:58That's not a question.
05:59Oh?
05:59Edinburgh Richards.
06:00Can I just say?
06:01No, it's Teleron.
06:02Oh, I knew that.
06:03Obviously it was Teleron.
06:05Obviously it was.
06:06It's Teleron, you think bastard.
06:07Next question.
06:08Picture round now.
06:09Oh, picture round.
06:10We'll do well here.
06:10You're going to see a national flag.
06:13Turkey!
06:14Pakistan.
06:14That's Cyprus.
06:15Bookmark.
06:16I simply need the name of the country it represents.
06:19Saudi Arabia.
06:19Taiwan.
06:20Honolulu.
06:22Manchester Matrix.
06:23Turkmenistan.
06:24Well done.
06:24Where?
06:25Turkmenistan.
06:26Fucking hell.
06:27Turkey.
06:28Pakistan.
06:29Turkmenistan.
06:30What have we got?
06:30We actually got it between us.
06:33After a 5th century bishop of Constantinople condemned by the council...
06:37Madgwick's nodding.
06:37Madgwick knows this.
06:37He's nodding his head.
06:39Wigan warriors.
06:41Manchester, Madgwick.
06:42Nestorian.
06:42It is the Nestorians.
06:43Yes, well done.
06:44When Madgwick knows, he knows, doesn't he?
06:46Yeah, it's the hat.
06:47Look at him lined up at that buzzer.
06:49Well done.
06:50Don't start the question.
06:52The second crusade was called in response to which crusader states captured by Zangi,
06:57governor of Mosul and Aleppo.
06:59He what help you, love.
07:00Madgwick, he what help you.
07:01I'll tell you now.
07:02The problem with them talking about the second crusade is I don't actually remember the first
07:06one.
07:07It was the most northerly of those founded during the first crusade.
07:10Powers, she's planning what she's going to have for a tea, I reckon.
07:13She's not concentrating.
07:14Okay.
07:15I think Odessa for this.
07:18Uh, yeah.
07:19Yeah, I think you're right, Madgwick.
07:20You should go with whatever you think, Madgwick.
07:22Captain Odessa.
07:24Yes.
07:25He got that one right, Odessa.
07:26Come on, Madgwick can do this on his own.
07:29They're all going, yeah, I think you're right.
07:32I think it is, yeah.
07:33None of them have any clue.
07:35No.
07:36They're just going with what Madgwick says.
07:37Your bonuses are on subjects of paintings by Jean-Michel Basquiat.
07:42I know Basquiat's work.
07:43He was very cool in the 80s.
07:45A 1983 work by Basquiat is titled Toussaint Louverture versus which Italian preacher and
07:51religious reformer?
07:52Madgwick, tell me.
07:53A powerful figure in Florence in the late 1400s, his sermons railing against impiety,
07:58corruption and luxury led to public bonfires of the vanities in that city.
08:01Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the fingers are going.
08:04Oh, oh, Madgwick is thinking, is thinking.
08:07Savonarula?
08:08Yeah.
08:09Savonarula?
08:10Yes.
08:10God, lad, Madgwick, get in there.
08:14I dig that one out, didn't I?
08:16He did.
08:16Cool.
08:17He even had to wiggle his hands to get that out.
08:20I like this.
08:21I go like this when I'm thinking.
08:24I look gormless.
08:25When I'm studying, I go, oh.
08:28Oh, Michelle does as well.
08:30She's gormless.
08:34In Durham.
08:35I had to go for my first ever boob measure in my whole life.
08:39Can't say I've been to one of them.
08:40You don't want to go for one.
08:42It was so awkward.
08:43She said, do you want me to step out the room while you get changed?
08:46She said, no, I couldn't give her monkeys.
08:48It's only a tit.
08:49Yep.
08:50Best friends, Abby and Georgia.
08:52I wouldn't do that.
08:55I've got to 26 without having to do that.
08:57I just guess.
08:57Yeah, but guessing, she said, because I've been guessing for 25 years, she said the bra
09:02I was wearing has been lying on my tissue where the duck pellets are.
09:10Duck pellets?
09:12What's it called?
09:14Where you breastfeed.
09:17Duck.
09:18Your ducts.
09:20Ducts.
09:21Boob ducts.
09:22She said my...
09:23Not duck pellets.
09:24Duck food.
09:25She said my bra's been lying on my...what's it called?
09:29I don't actually know.
09:31On that.
09:32And it can cause issues if you want to breastfeed.
09:35So now I've got bras that'll fit and be perfect if I ever want to breastfeed in the future.
09:39And not...
09:41Oh!
09:42..hurt my duck...duck feathers or whatever you call it.
09:47In spring, it was more of the same on ITV.
09:50You know what I like about Britain's Got Talent?
09:52What?
09:53It's probably how they felt in the olden days.
09:55You know, like going to the theatre on a Saturday night.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Yeah.
09:58It does feel very much like we are in the theatre hall.
10:00Yeah.
10:01Might have a chalk house in the ad rights.
10:02Why?
10:02Have you got some in?
10:03No.
10:04It's good I'm out of hospital in time for Britain's Got Talent.
10:09Oh, Sean forgot to tell you, you've got to get a well soon card from the kebab shop.
10:19You know what we've got here.
10:21What's your name?
10:22My name is Alessandro.
10:23Alessandro.
10:24Alessandro.
10:25Alessandro.
10:25Alessandro.
10:25I am Pedro.
10:28Everybody calls me Asco.
10:30I'm from Italy.
10:31Fantastic.
10:32Is it?
10:33You get a big clap for coming from Italy.
10:35Yeah.
10:36Well, it's nice isn't it?
10:37I will show you something that I'm sure you've never seen before.
10:40Really?
10:41Really?
10:41I've heard that line before.
10:44I'm from an Italian.
10:45Yeah.
10:47There's a lot of them.
10:48He's brought his own orchestra this guy.
10:50He's brought everyone.
10:55Isn't that lovely?
10:58So far so good.
11:00Oh, I love it already.
11:03It's a bit boring isn't it?
11:05It was.
11:09Is it Mozart's Requiem?
11:10I know this music.
11:12Ah.
11:13It's from an advert.
11:16Oh.
11:17Ooh.
11:18Oh, I'm getting goose pimples.
11:20It's not British Airways is it?
11:22No.
11:22No.
11:27I'm liking it.
11:29Oh, it's very good.
11:30It's very powerful.
11:31It's very moving.
11:34This reminds me of Harry Potter.
11:37Don't know if it's because he's got a wand.
11:39I'm not sure.
11:41Oh, I'm going on.
11:42It's going down.
11:43He's saying a bit of shushy now.
11:47Now what's he going to do?
11:48He's going to do something now.
11:50I was enjoying it up until now.
11:54Oh, no.
11:55Come on!
11:57Now we're talking!
11:58What?
11:59My fridge makes that noise on a night.
12:01That toilet used to do it.
12:03Why does that happen?
12:04We're ready!
12:05Are you ready?
12:07No.
12:08No.
12:09I'm not ready.
12:11We're ready!
12:12We're ready!
12:16We're ready!
12:17What a goal!
12:19Yay!
12:19I'm ready!
12:21Bum!
12:22Bum!
12:22Bum!
12:27Oh, here we go.
12:29Now we're thrilling.
12:30Here we go.
12:31Oh!
12:35Oh, yes, Alexandra!
12:45There we go.
12:46We've got our heart pump on now.
12:48Oh, here we go.
12:49Oh, look at Cheryl!
12:51I feel it!
12:56He wants us up, isn't he?
12:57Come on!
13:02Is that feeling it, Sean?
13:04Uh, yeah.
13:05Yeah, I'm feeling it totally.
13:11Go on, everyone's loving it!
13:13Another old grinning and yelling approval in a savage way.
13:23Lickshot, golden buzzer, come on!
13:26That was incredible!
13:27I think that was confusing.
13:29So do I.
13:29That will go down well in Ibiza.
13:32Won't it?
13:32Right, right in Ibiza.
13:33Oh, yeah.
13:34When were you last in Ibiza?
13:36Can you imagine?
13:36Phone party, Ibiza.
13:38Me and George.
13:40Right.
13:49In Hull.
13:50Yeah, so you've got the washing out today.
13:52I did today, yeah, finally.
13:53For the first time since I've been back in a month.
13:55Can you believe that?
13:56Hiya, love.
13:57I mean, I bet it's warmer over there.
13:58Are you all right?
13:59No, it's not really.
13:59Hiya, Jenny.
14:00Hiya, love.
14:01Best friends Jenny and Lee.
14:03Oh, who are you talking to?
14:04Well, it's funny, isn't it?
14:05Every time I roll.
14:06I'm talking to Steve.
14:08Oh!
14:08I've got a decent room.
14:10Hiya, love.
14:11Hello, gents.
14:12Are you all right?
14:14I'm very well.
14:15Nice to hear you, boys.
14:16Yeah, nice to hear us and all.
14:18Are you missing me?
14:19Oh, lots, I am.
14:21Earlier this year, beginners in business were at it again on BBC One.
14:26You see, the thing is, with Lord Sugar, you know, he goes, you're fired.
14:30What he doesn't actually realise is that the legislation now with regards to employment law has changed considerably.
14:36And if he's not careful, that he will end up in a tribe funeral.
14:40Yeah, and you don't want that on your hands.
14:42Not at his age.
14:44You're fired.
14:46Do you know what?
14:48I can't take my eyes off Alan Sugar's earlobes.
14:51Earlobes.
14:51Big old earlobes, them, aren't they?
14:53Whose earlobes are bigger than mine or Alan Sugar's?
14:55Alan's.
14:56Good morning.
14:57In the programme, Lord Sugar was remoting in with another creative challenge for the teams.
15:02The UK spends an astonishing £9 billion a year on products for their pets.
15:109 billion on that guy?
15:12I can believe that.
15:13Really?
15:14Alan Sugar doesn't really know much about animals, that's just one trip to the vet.
15:19So you're going to come up with a new pet lifestyle brand, design an innovative pet product.
15:27I like that.
15:28This is a bit of me.
15:29I would excel at this task.
15:30The biggest purchase I've made recently, self-cleaning litter trays.
15:34Ooh, that's the kind of shit they need to be coming up with.
15:38Planning to pounce on a winning idea.
15:40Now, imagine if you had the power to leave your dog voice nodes.
15:43Voice nodes?
15:44I speak to my dogs all the time, don't you?
15:46So do I.
15:47In my head, okay, there's a dog bed, right?
15:50And dog owners communicate and leave, like, little voice messages for their dogs.
15:54I don't think Perkins was like that very much.
15:56No.
15:56I would confuse them and think we're there.
15:58He thinks we're there.
15:59Surely that would freight the dog out, though.
16:01Yeah, dog's having an out next year.
16:04Where's that come from?
16:05The logo needs to be minimalistic and chic.
16:07Like, I thought of Maison Le Chien, which means house of dog.
16:10That sounds kind of sick, innit?
16:12Yeah, that sounds sick, Maison Le Chien.
16:14Chic canines or Chic Le Chien?
16:17Chic Le Chien?
16:18I know chic is...
16:20Posh.
16:20Yeah.
16:20Posh dogs.
16:21In French, wouldn't it be the other way around?
16:23Le Chien chic.
16:24Yeah, that just sounds way better.
16:26Le Chien chic.
16:27Chic is very much like Paris chic.
16:31It's very, like, elegant.
16:32Did she say chic is really, it's like Paris, it's like chic, so chic is chic?
16:37Just to confirm, the brand name is going to be Chic Le Chien.
16:42That's not how you spell it.
16:44That's not how you spell it.
16:45Yeah, that's not right.
16:46It should be C-H-I-C.
16:48Yeah.
16:49Like that.
16:50Perfect.
16:51Chiqua.
16:52Chiqua Le Chien.
16:53It's a shame, because it looks quite good as well.
16:55It does look quite nice, but it means fuck all.
16:57Can I just double check the spelling of Chic Le Chien?
17:00Good question.
17:01C-H-I-Q-U-E.
17:05That's not the spelling of chic.
17:07Oh, you gee!
17:09I love her.
17:10Well done, Chris Macheese.
17:11But on air, you know.
17:12Yeah, she is.
17:13How would you usually spell it?
17:15So it would be C-H-I-C.
17:16C-H-I-C.
17:18Oh, like chic.
17:19Yeah, like chic.
17:20Oh, so you spell chic like chic.
17:23Right.
17:24Right.
17:24Yeah, okay.
17:25Yeah, I see what you're saying now.
17:27So if we write a rough script for this, keep it short and sweet.
17:29Oh, so they're coming up with the messages that you're going to hear in the bed, right?
17:33Yeah.
17:33Weird.
17:34Hey baby, I miss you.
17:35I'm running late, but I'll be home soon.
17:37Love you so much.
17:38See you soon.
17:39Bye.
17:40He would say that to the dog.
17:42Hey baby, I miss you.
17:43Have you ever said to Pickle, hey baby, I miss you?
17:45No.
17:46So this is going to be audio activated.
17:48Any loud bang, an ambulance, a knock on the door.
17:50Hey baby, I miss you.
17:52I'm running late, but I'll be home soon.
17:54That clap just triggered it.
17:56That's clever.
17:57Love you so much.
17:58See you soon.
17:58Bye.
17:59Aww.
18:00That dog's going to get fed up of that, man.
18:02That noise is going to get...
18:03She's going to get sick of the sound of her own voice, you know.
18:06We initially started with a round bed.
18:08Yeah.
18:08Then I was like, no, let's do it.
18:09Hey baby, I miss you.
18:10I'm running late, but I'll be home soon.
18:11Oh no.
18:12It's too sensitive.
18:13It's going off at everything.
18:15Obviously, it does go off with quite sensitive sounds.
18:18Hey baby, I miss you.
18:20Oh, wow.
18:22Oh no.
18:23Don't fucking drive anyone back.
18:27The dog will be back.
18:28I said, go on, on.
18:29Let me out.
18:31Guys, you know, today's a big busy day.
18:33We've got the pitch.
18:33Hey baby, I miss you.
18:37Hey baby.
18:40I'm just going to switch that off.
18:42Love you so much.
18:43See you soon.
18:44Bye.
18:44Yeah, bye.
18:46She's switching it off.
18:47She's not even like it herself.
18:47You're switching the bastard off and it's her voice.
18:50I've spunked so much money on pets over the years.
18:52I block it out because I don't want to remember because I've just upset myself.
18:56Exactly.
18:58But I can tell you what I wouldn't be wasting my money on.
19:00That.
19:01Yes.
19:04In Manchester.
19:06I tried a new karaoke song the other night.
19:08Shania Twain.
19:10You're still the one.
19:11Still the one that I love.
19:14The only one I dream of.
19:18You're still the one I kiss.
19:20Goodnight.
19:23Did it go down well or did it?
19:24It did.
19:25The Malones.
19:26I knew it was coming on that night.
19:28So I was at the pub ready and waiting for the karaoke woman to turn up.
19:32Oh, you must.
19:33As soon as she got there, the bar manager was like, look, just saying it's Sean's on first.
19:38Because I was there ready waiting for it.
19:42And then I started with myself a new nickname in the pub of Shania Twain.
19:48In spring, Disney Plus took us on a flying visit to meet our favourite buzzing insects.
19:55Oh, the bees.
19:56Oh, you like all this shit, don't you?
19:58Yeah.
19:58I just love bees.
19:59You've always loved bees.
20:01I know.
20:01That's one thing consistently since I've known you.
20:03You do love a bumblebee.
20:05What if I told you bees could be the most important animals on the planet?
20:10I'd believe you.
20:11Yeah.
20:11I'd bee-lieve you.
20:13Oh.
20:14There are over 20,000 species of bees.
20:18Wow.
20:18I never knew that.
20:19I didn't know that.
20:20I just thought they were just a bee.
20:21And together, they pollinate a third of the food we eat.
20:25Like what type of food?
20:27Potatoes, everything.
20:28They pollinate a spud.
20:32I'm kind of here for this.
20:34Yeah.
20:34Kind of creeped out, kind of here.
20:36I'm in the middle of doing a bee jigsaw.
20:38Are you?
20:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:39You know?
20:40Different types of bees.
20:41They all look the same.
20:43He's a bugger.
20:45In the mountain forests of Japan.
20:48Has your sister had any encounters with bees while she's been in Japan?
20:51We don't really have much conversations about bees, I'll have to ask her.
20:55The Asian honeybee faces a much more frightening foe.
20:59What could that be?
21:01Giant hornets.
21:02Oh, they're bad bastards, them hornets.
21:06They're awful.
21:07Oh, right.
21:07Bloody hell, calm down.
21:09Oh, my God.
21:09Look at them.
21:10Known by some as murder hornets.
21:15Because that is what they do.
21:19Oh, you see what they're doing?
21:21Why have we got things like that in their life?
21:24I don't know.
21:25Who needs them?
21:27A nearby hive is in the firing line.
21:30Oh, shit.
21:31Watch your back, lads.
21:34Oh, it's just attacked!
21:36Oh, you arsehole.
21:38Luckily, the entrance is too narrow for the giant.
21:42Oh, it's too narrow.
21:43Thank Christ for that, then.
21:44The hornet flies off.
21:46A couple of weeks on a Zen pig.
21:47It's straight back in.
21:49Recognise me?
21:51Yeah.
21:51I'm back.
21:52The hornet marks the hive with a chemical scent
21:56that will guide her and her clan right back.
22:03That's horrible.
22:04So they're going to come back in masses?
22:06This is like a nightmare.
22:08Well, I think you're overreacting, Matthew.
22:09I can't.
22:09Why can't you just watch a nature documentary without being hysterical?
22:12So I've never seen such a horrible thing as a murder hornet.
22:17The hornet's back.
22:21With her sisters.
22:23Oh, God, there's three of them.
22:24Oh, what the bloody hell.
22:26And together, they slice their way in.
22:32Daniella!
22:33No, they're eating the entrance.
22:39Oh, it's in, it's in.
22:42Oh, no.
22:42Oh, no.
22:43Why don't all the bees just gang up on that big hornet now
22:45and just sting him in the face?
22:47Yeah, twat it.
22:48The bees' only hope for survival...
22:52..is to respond as one.
22:54Oh, yeah.
22:55Attack!
22:55Oh, swarm it, swarm it, swarm it, swarm it!
23:00Hold...
23:01Now!
23:02Go on!
23:03Get in!
23:07They're all on him, Joe!
23:08Go on!
23:09Sting the bastard!
23:10Sting him up!
23:11Swarm it!
23:11Swarm it, swarm it, swarm it!
23:13Sting him up!
23:14Sting him up!
23:15Sting him up!
23:16The bees vibrate their wings together to generate extreme heat.
23:20That is perfect.
23:22They're going to cook him.
23:23They're setting it on fire with the wings!
23:25That's mental!
23:26And nuke it.
23:28Nuke it, yeah.
23:29Brilliant.
23:31The temperature in the centre reaches 115 degrees.
23:36What?
23:37Wow.
23:38Hot enough to fry a hornet.
23:40And then chuck its fried body out to warn the others.
23:43Yeah.
23:43Did somebody order a hornet?
23:45One fried hornet coming up.
23:47Send it back out, fried!
23:49There's your mate.
23:51The next invader gets the same treatment.
23:55Yes!
23:56And here's another one.
23:58Yeah, get that one as well.
24:00Their collective action has achieved the near impossible.
24:04Oh, it's like...
24:05What?
24:07The next.
24:08And save the colony.
24:12That is wild.
24:14I mean, what's that last hornet going to do?
24:16Go back and tell everybody?
24:17Well, there we go.
24:19John and Kevin have just been killing that hive out there.
24:22You want to watch them vicious little gits?
24:24Don't wait with them.
24:26I want to watch them.
24:30I want to watch them in the next room.
24:31You can watch them in the next room.
24:33I want to watch them in the next room.
24:33We'll watch them in the next room.
24:34In Caffilly.
24:35So do you fancy your idea of going to Paris for your birthday or no?
24:40Well, I don't mind France.
24:42Paris is in France.
24:43I thought it was two different places.
24:46Dave and his wife, Shirley.
24:47Well, Paris is the capital of France.
24:51Oh, I didn't know that.
24:52How long have you been under this?
24:54Well, I always thought, you know, what's that?
24:58Leaning Tower of Pisa, isn't it?
25:01That's in Paris, isn't it?
25:04That's in Italy and Rome.
25:05Is it?
25:06Yeah.
25:07Oh, no, I mean the other...
25:08Geographically.
25:10I mean the other building.
25:13Not the Eiffel.
25:14Oh, the Eiffel Tower.
25:16The Blackpool Tower.
25:16No, the Eiffel.
25:18What was it?
25:19The Eiffel Tower.
25:20The Eiffel?
25:21Yeah.
25:22It's the Eiffel Tower.
25:23Oh, right.
25:24God, Elton.
25:25It's not where the hell I am.
25:27In February, Benedict was still on the hunt for his missing Cinderella on Netflix.
25:33Do you know what?
25:33I'm not into oldy-worldy shite, but I do like a bit of Bridgerton now.
25:36Well, it's oldy-worldy shite with a twist and a bit of muck.
25:40Yeah.
25:41I think that is why I like it, because it has got that nice tingy muck running through it.
25:44Yeah.
25:45Remove my britches.
25:46Expose your loins.
25:47I like that.
25:51Ooh, Bridgerton.
25:55At the minute, Benedict is actually falling in love with Sophie, the maid, but he's still
26:01not realised that she was actually the woman in silver when there was the ball.
26:06Quite dashing, brother.
26:07Oh, good evening, Sophie.
26:09Mr Bridgerton.
26:10That's her.
26:11Well, there she is.
26:11This is her.
26:12Now, won't you think?
26:13Ooh.
26:14You look better in silver, love.
26:16Yeah.
26:16No, you see, he's not taking much notice, I don't think.
26:18No, no.
26:19No.
26:21How are you finding your position?
26:24My sisters are not wearing you out, are they?
26:26You'd like to wear her out, wouldn't they?
26:28Teresa.
26:29Oh, I find them to be intellectually surprising.
26:32Even her voice.
26:33He spoke to her.
26:34Yeah, he spoke to her.
26:35You're thick.
26:39Are you in need of assistance?
26:41Oh, I beg your pardon?
26:42It is a slippery little thing and I cannot find my wallet.
26:44May I?
26:45May I?
26:46May I?
26:47May you?
26:48I think this is a bit inappropriate, isn't it?
26:52Look, look at her gazing up at him.
26:54I'd laugh if someone was looking at me like that.
26:56I actually would just say, what are you looking at?
26:58You fucking creep.
27:01There you are.
27:04Thank you, Sophie.
27:06Oh, shit.
27:07I thought they were going to kiss then.
27:08Oh, he is absolutely smitten with that girl.
27:13A bit later, Benedict's mum thought she'd found the mystery lady
27:17and arranged a tea party.
27:20And did you grow up in the countryside?
27:21We lived between the two.
27:23I lived from the other people.
27:25I dream of the fresh air when we...
27:27He's looking at the mouth.
27:28The mouth will give it a wink, because they had a little...
27:32All right.
27:33I think you could tell someone for your mouth.
27:37It's quite a fun idea, a mouse grade ball.
27:39I mean, you could tell me by my mouth.
27:41I've got mean little lips.
27:46Here she comes!
27:47Here she is!
27:48It's the only time I've ever seen a Sophie making a tea.
27:50LAUGHTER
27:54Maybe he can show me.
27:55Oh, she's clopped the bird.
27:57And who's this fucker?
27:58She's not happy.
27:59His face is dropped.
28:00He now feels awkward.
28:01We're all bloody awkward.
28:02Such a beautiful home.
28:03It has always been a dream of mine to visit Bridget and the house.
28:06Surely you were here for the masquerade ball.
28:08Oh, yes, I was planning to attend,
28:10but sadly I fell ill and could not.
28:13Oh, lordy me.
28:15She weren't there.
28:17It's not her from the masquerade ball.
28:20Confirmation, it's not her.
28:22Perhaps with all the disguises, I was thought to have been there.
28:24You've saved a lot of time if you asked that question at the beginning.
28:26Absolutely.
28:27Did you come to the ball? No, bye.
28:32Oh, no, it's all the staff going out for a drink.
28:35Staff goes out.
28:36Oh, I have left my coin pass in my room.
28:39Aye.
28:40I know somebody else still forgets the coin pass when you go out.
28:42Yeah, don't you?
28:48Oh!
28:49There you go.
28:51I thought you...
28:53Is this a lunge-worthy moment, Mary?
28:55Yes, it is.
28:57Oh, here we go.
29:00Scandalous, Mary.
29:03What?
29:04Oh, my God, where's he going?
29:06I mean, I'm sorry.
29:09Oh.
29:10Oh, don't be silly.
29:11Not up against the wall in the house.
29:16She can't get her bloopers down quick enough.
29:18I know.
29:22Oh.
29:25What a chance.
29:29Oh!
29:29Oh, my God, no, no, no!
29:32Oh, my Lord!
29:34Oh!
29:37Ever next.
29:38Oh.
29:43Are you?
29:44Oh, no, it's a bit much for me.
29:45It's actually too much.
29:46Have you ever done out like that?
29:47Well, I actually knew what they had.
29:53She's definitely thinking no one's going to fucking believe this in the morning.
29:56I got a finger off Mr. Bridgeton.
29:59When I search for you and everyone I enter, my heart beats when you're near.
30:03This is everything Sophie wants to hear. Look at her face.
30:06This is leading up to the L word, isn't it?
30:08You get the feeling it is.
30:10Sophie.
30:11Will you marry me?
30:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
30:17Be my mistress.
30:19Oh!
30:21What? I beg your pardon?
30:23What? Sophie, be my mistress!
30:28Fuck off. Why? What's the problem?
30:30Mistress. What's the problem with that?
30:32Just someone that you have sex with.
30:34Mistress? Yeah.
30:36B is mistress. When you fill in a form, that's an option.
30:39Miss. No, and mistress.
30:41Are you coming, Sophie? We waited for you.
30:51Ah, not gone down well. That'll be a no from me.
30:55Good girl. Good girl doesn't even give him an answer.
30:59If he'd have asked me to be his mistress in that scenario,
31:02I'd have kneed him in the bollocks, grabbed me coin purse,
31:05gone straight to tavern and snogged somebody else to make him jealous.
31:10I'd have gave him mistress.
31:14In Surrey. Mum. It's so cool.
31:17What made you go onto the website and decide,
31:20yeah, I want that cardigan out of all of the cardigans on the website?
31:25Sarah, her husband, Andre, and their daughter, Shay.
31:28Well, this is not going back. I quite like it.
31:30It's one of my favourites now.
31:32I don't think it can be sent back and nobody else is going to buy it.
31:35I mean...
31:42How dare you!
31:44How dare you! Question my taste!
31:47Unreturnable!
31:49In April, there was something out of this world on BBC News.
31:54Is it? Look at the size of this egg that my chicken's laid.
31:56Shall we crack it and see if it's a double yucca?
31:58God, that's a big bugger, isn't it? It is! Can you imagine laying that?
32:02It's huge!
32:03The four astronauts on the Artemis II mission
32:06are now on their final push towards the moon.
32:09Oh, yeah.
32:10There's a woman in there.
32:12Who the hell would want to go on a mission to the moon?
32:15My sister probably would.
32:16Yeah, I would put her in there, Diffle.
32:19Their Orion spacecraft will take them around the far side of the moon
32:22and back again.
32:23Far side pedders, so they're going to go round the back.
32:26Who was that, the far side of the moon? Was that ELO?
32:29No, it's Pink Floyd, dark side of the moon.
32:32Oh, that's it.
32:33That could be your cover band, Mum.
32:36Earlier today, the crew activated an engine burn
32:38lasting precisely five minutes and 55 seconds.
32:41It's known as the Translunar Injection.
32:44Oh, a Translunar Injection.
32:47It increased its speed from 17,500 miles an hour
32:51to 24,500 miles an hour.
32:54Ooh, that's fast.
32:56Bloody hell, was Mum driving it?
32:59So it goes on there first and then around the moon.
33:01Is it to pick up momentum?
33:02Oh, swear.
33:03Yeah.
33:04This is the first time since 1972
33:06that humans have travelled outside the Earth's orbit.
33:10Really? Since 1972?
33:12Why is all of this wastage of petrol?
33:15They're talking about global warming,
33:17they're making figures of eights in the rocket.
33:18The astronauts are due to return to Earth next Friday.
33:21They're not gone for long, it's like short holiday, innit?
33:24Yeah, I mean, we'd spend a week in an all-inclusive,
33:26not the fucking moon.
33:28I just kept saying to them yesterday,
33:31like, I really like it up here.
33:33I wish I could have got here sooner.
33:35You literally sandwiched it between the roof and the bags.
33:39Yeah.
33:39It looks so comfy.
33:40Three, two, one.
33:43Booster ignition.
33:44And lift off.
33:46It's just like thunderbirds are gold.
33:49That's just...
33:49It's just pretty much like that.
33:52Don't.
33:52I feel sick thinking about me being in a rocket right now.
33:56I'm Peter, see you in a rocket.
34:06In North London...
34:08Amira, what the hell are you doing right now?
34:10Huh?
34:11Are you being serious?
34:12What are you doing?
34:13Sisters Amira and Armani.
34:16I'm growing out hairs, man, I need to take care of it.
34:18I'm in between appointments right now.
34:21So, I have to do something about it.
34:24I can actually see your hair from over here.
34:27No, don't, Amira, please.
34:29I'm already self-conscious about it.
34:31I can see the shadow of your...
34:34Earlier this year,
34:35we were navigating the rocky road to love on Netflix.
34:39I think we're all on the spectrum.
34:40Well, I'm definitely borderline ADHD.
34:42I know I am.
34:43And Julia certainly is.
34:44ADHD?
34:46Oh, she's...
34:46OCD, you mean.
34:48That's right, OCD.
34:49Yeah, get your deeds right.
34:50Yes.
34:53Yeah, you see,
34:54when you had your first date with Ben,
34:56I just remember you coming back,
34:57I'm not shutting up about him.
34:58And that is when you know that somebody is meant...
35:02Yeah.
35:02You know, thinking,
35:04bloody hell, even I want to shag him.
35:08Hello.
35:09Hello.
35:10I'm Logan.
35:11I'm 25 years old.
35:1325, that's prime time.
35:14We've got the same hairstyle, Logan.
35:16Yes.
35:17Yeah.
35:17Can you tell me about your dating history?
35:19Oh, dating history.
35:21Hmm.
35:21It has been zero.
35:24Oh, pretty lackluster.
35:26Oh, this is his first date then I've expected.
35:29I just want somebody who dresses nice.
35:31Oh, yes.
35:32Smells good.
35:33Yes.
35:34Curvy straight hair.
35:36Oh, quite specific on the hair.
35:38Curvy straight.
35:38Yeah, what's curvy straight hair?
35:40Is that like a wave?
35:41Oh, okay.
35:42I'd hit that brief.
35:47Look at that.
35:48A bunch of red roses.
35:49How classy.
35:50You can do this.
35:52You can do this, Logan.
35:53He doesn't seem ready at all.
35:55He's not ready.
35:55You can.
35:56We're behind you.
35:57You absolutely can do this.
36:00Who is this beauty?
36:02Who is this?
36:03Logan is meeting Hayley.
36:05Oh, she's lovely.
36:06She's lovely.
36:07She likes hockey players fighting.
36:09Oh, so do I Hayley.
36:12That should be in every sport.
36:15And men in suits.
36:17Men in suits?
36:18Yes.
36:19All he has to do is twat someone with a hockey stick and he's sorted.
36:24Hello.
36:25Oh, how beautiful.
36:27Hi.
36:28It really got nervous in her.
36:31Hi.
36:32I'm Hayley.
36:33And I'm Logan.
36:35Nice to meet you.
36:35Oh, Logan.
36:36You should have got up, mate.
36:38Never mind.
36:38Never mind.
36:44No, the poses are taking me off.
36:46Yeah, what I said.
36:48Oh, I'm Logan.
36:49Did I mention that?
36:50Hi, Hayley.
36:51He's nervous to have a look.
36:52You've got to give him a chance.
36:53He'll warm into this.
36:55Yeah.
36:55I wish he'd give her the flowers.
36:56That might break the ice.
36:57I work at it at school as a food service worker.
37:00Serve to the students, prepping food, all kinds of stuff.
37:05Oh, well, tell me more about this.
37:07Oh, nice one.
37:08Good, good, good.
37:09Now you're talking.
37:11Come on, Logan.
37:12I'd love it if I had a girlfriend that was a dinner lady and they could bring what I call
37:15the leftovers home.
37:18And what is your favourite like to do?
37:21I like to crochet and I like model trains.
37:23Oh, he likes to crochet.
37:25I could have a conversation with him.
37:26I've got the Flying Scotsman model set at home.
37:29You have?
37:32Oh, he's died.
37:33He's died to death.
37:34It's all good silence, Julie.
37:38What is...
37:39What am I coming down to?
37:41What is your favourite things?
37:43Logan, are you going to help out a bit or nah?
37:44It's like she had a list of questions and she's gone through them in a minute.
37:48Yeah, she has.
37:49And now she's stuck.
37:50Yeah.
37:52Are those...
37:53Oh, I'm so sorry.
37:54Yes!
37:55Oh, she's looking at the flowers.
37:57I mean, these are for you.
37:59Oh, thank you.
38:00Aww.
38:02Things are looking up, aren't they?
38:04Yes.
38:05What is your favourite TV show?
38:08Hannah Montana.
38:09A lot of people teased me before and say it's for little kids and I don't care what they
38:14say.
38:14Well done for not caring what they say.
38:16Aw, dude.
38:17Just...
38:18You like what you like.
38:19I was obsessed with that show.
38:20Well, sometimes if people are really mean to me, they make fun of me, think about me.
38:24Hayley, I'm sorry that really... that happened.
38:27Oh, he's mirrored in her language as well.
38:31Well, Hayley, just... just... just remember, if you need some... if you need a friend, I'm
38:37always here for you.
38:38Hmm.
38:39Aww!
38:40He's cementing it in.
38:41I'm your friend.
38:43My heart!
38:44I've got to say, um, Hayley, you look really nice today.
38:49Aww!
38:50He looks relaxing, I thought he was like...
38:53He's a little gent, isn't he?
38:55He's a gent.
38:56He's going for it.
38:57I like the blue jacket.
38:59Mm-hmm.
39:01Figured you would.
39:02I figured you would, yeah.
39:04He knows what he's doing, yeah.
39:06Look how cocky he is.
39:08He'd go from, like, shy to, like, yeah, I knew you would.
39:11You know, I had a lot of fun.
39:13Um...
39:13Did you?
39:14Yeah, I do.
39:16I really like you a lot.
39:19Mostly.
39:20Mostly.
39:23Yeah, Mel said that to me countless times.
39:25No, mostly.
39:26Mostly, yeah.
39:27Mostly is how she finishes most of compliments.
39:29Not 100%.
39:30Yeah.
39:31Would you like to go on another date with me?
39:33Aww!
39:33What was she gonna say?
39:34Yeah.
39:37Please.
39:38I would like to go on another date with you.
39:41Yeah!
39:42Woo-hoo!
39:44Bye!
39:45It's very nice to meet you, Logan.
39:47It was nice to meet you, too.
39:49Bye.
39:49Hayley, take care of yourself.
39:50Bye.
39:51It's charming, isn't it?
39:53Absolutely.
39:55Oh, yes, Logan!
39:57Let's go, Logan!
39:59You did it!
40:00Oh, you loved that!
40:00You did it!
40:00Josh, do you think we fell in love so quick like Logan and Hayley?
40:04You did.
40:06Cheeky bastard!
40:08When did you first know you'd fallen in love with Percy?
40:11It wasn't like a bolt of lightning.
40:13It's something that grew.
40:15Yes, which I think is more sustainable.
40:17Yeah.
40:17It grew over the years.
40:19Yes.
40:19And...
40:21And that was that.
40:23Aww.
40:25That's sweet.
40:27That's adorable.
40:28Aww.
40:33In Blackpool...
40:34Me and Paige have had to start putting locks on the cupboards.
40:37Really?
40:38The kids now, they just help themselves to everything.
40:41They're like locusts.
40:42They just strip the cupboards.
40:43Pete and his little sister Sophie.
40:46Paige went out the other day and I had Eva and Jimmy, right?
40:49Next thing, Eva just walks in the living room with a packet of winegums going...
40:55You want the winegum?
40:56I'm like, no.
40:58You shouldn't be eating them.
41:00You know, what are you, a 60-year-old man who's on a long drive?
41:04Who even eats winegums?
41:08That's a gateway for like a Werther's original.
41:11Yeah.
41:12Yeah.
41:12Jimmy, mini-roll.
41:13Sucker for a mini-roll like a moth to a flame.
41:15Yeah.
41:16He had a three yesterday.
41:17I went, that is your third?
41:19Yeah.
41:19He's like, so?
41:21So?
41:23In spring, everyone's favourite outspoken interviewers were back on ITV1.
41:29Oh, Lee!
41:31One of my favourites.
41:33Oh, I love this.
41:34Oh, I love this.
41:35Yeah, they've cracked something with the assembly, haven't they?
41:37So, it's almost a fresh way of looking at people that we think we know a lot about.
41:47Oh, it's Stephen Fry!
41:50Oh, my God!
41:51Oh, it's Stephen Fry!
41:51Oh, this is going to be fun.
41:52Oh, he's famous for being an atheist as well, isn't he?
41:55I've seen him speak about that on some sort.
41:57Is he?
41:58Your Uncle Dave's an atheist.
41:59I heard you went to Buckingham Palace and do drugs, making drugs and cocaine.
42:06What?
42:08He said he sat down 20 seconds ago.
42:14The programme's not even started yet, they're just settling in.
42:18Caroline's like, are you on drugs now?
42:19It's a pleasure to watch because they ask the questions we want to ask, isn't it?
42:24Exactly.
42:24That's the joy of it.
42:25It's absolute joy.
42:27We are delighted to have you today.
42:30Our rules are no subject is out of bounds.
42:33We've gathered that.
42:34My first question is...
42:36He's looking a bit nervous.
42:38Yeah.
42:38I think it is because he's already been hit with the Coke in Buckingham Palace question.
42:42Can you help me meet my idol and icon and legend, the amazing human being,
42:50the Queen of Pop, Dame Celine Marie Claudette Dion?
42:54Oh, yes!
42:57Yes, yes, yes!
42:59Well, Tristan will be right beside you then, mate.
43:03I wish I could help you there.
43:05I'm afraid I don't know Celine Dion.
43:07Oh, what a disappointment.
43:10I think I was once in the same room as her, but I didn't speak to her.
43:15How could you be in the same room and not speak to Celine Dion?
43:18Well, maybe he decided to let her have a little bit of personal space, love.
43:22No!
43:24I'm London, that means I'm gay, a pride LGBT.
43:28What is your advice on finding a husband, question mark?
43:31He's got a younger man, hasn't he?
43:33He's half his bloody age.
43:35Well, I mean, it's a different world now because so many spouses are found online.
43:42Yeah.
43:42Yeah, see?
43:43That's how we met, isn't it?
43:45Yeah, online.
43:45My last question, final question is, are you a top or a bottom?
43:52What's that mean?
43:54What's a top or a bottom?
43:55Oh, Jenny, shut up.
43:56I don't know, what is it?
43:59A top or a bottom?
44:00Are you a top or a bottom?
44:01She?
44:02SHE LAUGHS
44:06Oh, Jesus, is he going to answer that?
44:09Wow!
44:10That is as direct as it gets.
44:12Come on, Stephen, I want to know the answer.
44:14So do I.
44:16I want to know the question.
44:18I'm going to leave that a mystery for people to guess.
44:21Oh!
44:22Oh!
44:23Boring!
44:25There is V in the middle, of course.
44:27Versatile, is there not?
44:28Bit of both, I like that.
44:30He has his curry with chips and rice.
44:32He's half and half.
44:33Hey, every day's a school day, George.
44:35Wicked.
44:35I think you'd be a bottom, George.
44:39What would I be?
44:40Top.
44:41SHE LAUGHS
44:44Nicola will be next.
44:47Hello, Stephen.
44:49Hello, Nicola.
44:49I mean, where'd you go from there?
44:52Where?
44:53What order do you wash your body parts?
44:58We've got Stephen Fry here asking questions.
45:00I see he wants to know what he washes first.
45:03So I think you're downstairs and then upstairs.
45:06What?!
45:06Downstairs then upstairs?!
45:08You don't wipe your arse and wash your face, Stephen!
45:12Oh, that's a weird orderly, innit?
45:14I always work top to bottom.
45:16I do the same when I'm cleaning the house.
45:18Always work from top to bottom.
45:20How much have you spent on cocaine?
45:24Oh!
45:24How much have you spent on cocaine?!
45:26I probably wasted thousands.
45:30Where'd he get the cocaine from? Where?
45:32What's his dealer?
45:33Have you got his phone number?
45:34You get a dealer.
45:35A dealer?
45:36A dealer, yeah.
45:37Wow!
45:37Where'd he get that?
45:38Where'd he get the dealer from? Where?
45:41Oh, look at them!
45:43They're all on him!
45:44Have you got any contacts for Celine Dion
45:46and a drug dealer that can get us cocaine?
45:48This sounds like a brilliant night that's about to unfold.
45:51Well, you've been drinking on crack cocaine
45:55and beating it up your nose.
45:56Yeah, up your nose.
45:57Yeah, not crack cocaine.
45:58That's your smoke, I think.
45:59I've never had that.
46:00He's on crack now? He's a crack addict?
46:03Crack cocaine and cocaine is a different thing, right?
46:06Isn't it, Sarah?
46:06What are you asking me for?
46:08I don't know!
46:11I'll just have to find out what the top and bottom is.
46:14I thought it was sheets.
46:16That's the only top and bottom I know.
46:18Sheets.
46:19Yeah, we'll go with that.
46:20Yeah.
46:21I wonder what Ray is.