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00:00MUSIC
00:03Yeah, we rock and roll, volume over,
00:07those get up, hit the road, tick, tick, tick, tick.
00:11I go boom.
00:13Yeah, I go boom, I go boom.
00:17Yeah, I go boom.
00:18Hello.
00:20Hey, brother. How are you?
00:22Have you done this before?
00:24Never.
00:24OK.
00:25Yeah, we rock and roll, volume over,
00:29I know you've been feeling under the weather,
00:30so I thought a nice walk.
00:32Listen, this is amazing.
00:34Well, you're not going to get listened to my, are you?
00:36What? Shit on my shoes.
00:38Tick, tick, tick, I go boom.
00:41We're going to look fantastic at your launch.
00:44Get all these wobbly bits firmed up, that's us.
00:47I think I'm going to have to move in here for the week, then.
00:50Yeah, we rock and roll, volume over, those get up, hit the road,
00:56tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
00:58I go boom.
00:59I think I'm just going to put the strap on you.
01:02Have you had this treatment before?
01:04No, but I'm very excited.
01:06It's 20,000 squats in one session.
01:10Wow.
01:10I've got my countdown to my wedding,
01:12so this is a perfect place to come and work on,
01:15find the bits that we don't like.
01:20This is going to help my vagina muscles.
01:23Oh, my God, Lauren, that is like...
01:27That's wild.
01:28You're not even 100%.
01:29You're on 75%.
01:3175%, I don't...
01:32Oh, my God, if I went up to 100%,
01:34I think it'd do something to my brain capacity.
01:38Oh, no!
01:39me!
01:41I'm not even sure I want to go on this.
01:45So, we know that we need Mark to move on with his life,
01:48don't we?
01:48We need him to find someone, be in love.
01:50I said to him, how's about we give you an injection of life,
01:54we give you a new face and neck,
01:55because you know he had that turkey neck,
01:57which is quite unsightly.
01:58But only enough, he's not somebody that catches my eye.
02:01Well, he catches my eye, but...
02:02Oh, you like them little and looking like that.
02:04Yeah, I do, yeah, yeah.
02:05Why don't you bounce some heels?
02:07Are you going to put him on, like, a dating app now?
02:09I'm actually going to go dating with him.
02:13It's really weird.
02:14I actually think it's wrong on every level.
02:17Peek-a-boo, leave him alone,
02:18let him find his own woman.
02:20Oh, he... Oh, God.
02:22Do you like the sensation of that, Lauren?
02:24Not at all.
02:24I don't like...
02:25Ah!
02:26No, no, no, no!
02:28No!
02:29No, no, no, no, no!
02:30They hurt.
02:31I've got pains and feelings I didn't even know I had.
02:34It always hurts.
02:34Why does pain hurt so much?
02:36No, no, no, it hurts.
02:38Is it...
02:39Is it better now?
02:40It's a different...
02:42It might have come now.
02:44Ooh.
02:45I do love these trips out.
02:48Ooh.
02:48Ugh.
02:59Oh, this is cute.
03:07Real simple.
03:08There's the target.
03:09There's the bullseye.
03:10Closest one to it.
03:13Today we're going to learn to beat Olympic curlers.
03:16So what are we saying? What's the bet?
03:18I want lifetime black card to your chicken, please.
03:23Chicken. That's doable.
03:26OK, so if we win, then Shane and Sheena
03:30are going to give us a brand-new Spektow car.
03:34Oh, is it? Oh, my God.
03:36I was just more thinking, like, a couple of pints, you know what I mean?
03:39Lifetime chicken. Come on.
03:41All right, let's go.
03:42Who doesn't want a free car?
03:44I mean, they're getting a lifetime supply of chicken.
03:45I mean, do you love chicken?
03:47But, yeah, we've got a better end.
03:50Let's get the technique.
03:51Now, you don't throw it like a bowling ball, all right?
03:55That's a good shot, no, not going to lie.
03:57Oh, wow!
04:00So I know that Paige and Amir are really, really competitive.
04:04However, Shane and I just aren't.
04:06So this is either going to be hilarious
04:09or they're going to get really frustrated that we don't care.
04:12That's a good stance there, love. I love it.
04:15I love it.
04:15Mind out how your heels now.
04:16Oh!
04:18No way!
04:19Shoot the shot.
04:24Don't let me down, Amir.
04:27Ah!
04:28I was going to squeeze through there for a second.
04:30Honestly, all my life, I've just been trying to win.
04:33So I just don't want to go home losing.
04:36We're losing the car, Amir.
04:37We're losing the bloody car.
04:39Don't worry, don't worry, I've got this.
04:42Good shot, good shot.
04:43Oh, my God!
04:45High five!
04:46All right, all right, all right.
04:46Love that.
04:49I'll take it in black, Sheena.
04:50No, actually, maybe a pink.
04:51Yeah, pink will do.
04:55Oh!
04:56Oh, no!
04:57Oh, no!
04:59You're joking me!
05:00You see that, you see that?
05:01Oh, my God!
05:02That's tactics.
05:02Hmm, I'll have 250 pieces of chicken, please.
05:07None of that breast, all thighs.
05:12I think we should make this a thing.
05:14Yeah.
05:14Like, we can go out, do activities.
05:16It's nice to have another couple.
05:18Yeah.
05:18And I enjoyed it, honestly.
05:20I can't remember for the life of me the last time,
05:24if ever Shane and I went on a double date.
05:27Do you guys get out much with Nora being so young anyway?
05:31No.
05:32She is full on.
05:33We love it, but obviously, just because our house is stressed,
05:36and it's just sometimes, it's a lot, like...
05:38Listen, we are experienced in building a place.
05:41It is very stressful.
05:42Yeah.
05:42If anything happens in the house,
05:44if Paige gets stressed a little bit extra, that's it.
05:47The whole house comes out.
05:50Yeah, we both just, like, bicker at each other.
05:52It's a lot.
05:52Do you guys bicker, Laura?
05:55Erm...
05:55I mean, Jesus, we're both too old for that now, to be honest.
05:57I caused Moser the argument.
05:58Did you cause Moser the argument?
05:59No, I do now.
06:00Do you have very different tastes in style?
06:03I think you just follow what I say.
06:04Yeah, I just...
06:07All the decisions around me, but all stuff more stressed on me,
06:09because it's like, then I'm dealing with everything,
06:11and I'm trying to ask his opinion, and he's like,
06:13well, I don't know, and I'm like, what have you want?
06:14I'm like, that doesn't help, because I need an answer.
06:18I need an opinion.
06:19I don't want to do something, and it's completely wrong.
06:21Yeah.
06:23If Paige is making all the choices in our house,
06:26I don't see the point of me talking to her about these choices.
06:29I leave it to Paige.
06:31I picked the builder, and look what that got me.
06:34When we were getting married, my mum, she said to me...
06:38Don't do it!
06:40She said to me, listen, darling, fire and fire can't live.
06:46It will bond on the host.
06:49One of you need to be water.
06:50Oh!
06:51The older I get, the more I am appreciating and learning.
06:55Life's too short.
06:56So, balance it up.
07:02I can actually move my buttocks now, Lauren.
07:13This is such a lovely break from my work, honestly.
07:17Do you know what, actually, Lauren, I'm really proud of you.
07:19I've got to take my hat off to you.
07:20Never would I have thought you would become this entrepreneur,
07:23businesswoman, launching new products.
07:25So, you deserve this relaxation plan for time.
07:28I know.
07:28I was sitting by the pool with my business partner and his son,
07:30and I just came up with this great idea to make my own beach range.
07:34So, this is actually just a preview for everybody to see it.
07:38And then we will actually launch the projects
07:40in a couple of months properly.
07:43OK. Perfect, just in time for summer.
07:45Correct.
07:46So, the lilos are all at the apartment.
07:48They look incredible.
07:50I don't know anyone who's brought out a range of really funky lilos,
07:53honestly.
07:53I know. It happened by accident.
07:55Yeah.
07:55You know, I've done a lot of manifesting to get where I am.
07:58I've also done a lot of hard work.
08:07Shall we go here?
08:08Yeah.
08:15Did you ever end up texting Ampika to say that you weren't going?
08:19Yeah, I did. You did?
08:20I texted her 24 hours later.
08:24Right.
08:24I was in A&E.
08:25I'd woken up that morning.
08:27My stomach had completely ballooned.
08:30I was in agony.
08:32Do you think, in that moment, I'm worried about texting Ampika?
08:36Yeah.
08:37Oh, my God, there was a funny thing.
08:39Actually, it wasn't that funny.
08:40We did Truth or Dare.
08:42Oh, God.
08:43And Namina got a question.
08:45Yeah.
08:45And she'd heard that Lauren had called her a beg.
08:56That aside...
08:57Yeah.
09:00Have you spoken to Lauren?
09:02No.
09:05No.
09:06OK, it all kicked off because it turns out that Lauren had told you,
09:11why is Namina here?
09:13Is she some kind of beg?
09:14So, she confronted Lauren at the pyjama party, and Lauren's like...
09:19But I didn't tell Namina.
09:20You told Tanya.
09:24So, then Lauren's upset that she's told you something that shouldn't have left you and her.
09:31Oh, God.
09:35Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
09:38I can't say anything.
09:40Well, the truth is, the conversation we had shouldn't have gone any further.
09:44When she's stressed, it's that type of tone.
09:47I mean, that makes me stressed.
09:49And I'm finding it the most hard to talk to him, the closest person to you meet.
10:09Oh, thank you.
10:11Makes a change, you looking after me.
10:13I know. How are you feeling? You're very stiff.
10:17It's literally like someone's pulling my skin from the back of my head.
10:21It feels really...
10:21Do you think it's affecting the way you're speaking?
10:23Because you sound like very...
10:25Like, your mouth is...
10:25My neck's really tight here.
10:29I feel a bit woozy today. I don't know.
10:32He looks like he's just come off a rollercoaster at Alton Towers.
10:36But he's removed half his wrinkles off his face.
10:39He looks fantastic.
10:44Ah!
10:47Hi. Rachel, lovely to see you.
10:49Lovely to see you. I brought great to the patient.
10:51Oh, thanks, darling.
10:54Oh, Rachel, what a pleasure to have you around.
10:57You're ever so generous with your punnet of grapes.
11:01I've got you some grapes.
11:02Oh, my God.
11:03Although you seem to be on a diet of fruit at the minute.
11:06Not normally.
11:07I'm not a healthy eater, I must admit.
11:09I'm not used to being looked after, though.
11:11Right, can we just say, who paid for the lower face and neck lift?
11:13Yeah, but that's different, but I mean, I'm talking about...
11:15Did you treat him to it?
11:16I treated you to it.
11:19Do you live here full-time, or are you staying here to be looked after?
11:22No, I move in when I'm peak, it goes down south.
11:25Yeah, so half the week when I'm in London,
11:27Mark moves in and he takes on Mummy and Daddy role, don't you?
11:31That's how we co-parent very well together.
11:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:34So have you got the scars in front of your ears?
11:36They're all in front, and I think behind as well.
11:39OK.
11:39At the sides and back.
11:40Do you mind me asking how old you are?
11:4265.
11:43You're not? You're 65?
11:44Yeah, yeah.
11:45See, it doesn't look a day over 22 now.
11:47Do you look...
11:48Oh, my God, you do look amazing.
11:50So how many ex-wives get their ex-husband a facelift?
11:54Well, we do a lot for each other.
11:55We've been divorced now for probably 18, 19...
12:00Oh, my God.
12:01I think it's great.
12:01I think it's great how the two of you are.
12:04Yeah.
12:06And Pika and Mark's relationship might be unconventional.
12:10I think the fact that they trust each other,
12:12they're comfortable around each other,
12:13they co-parent really well together,
12:15there's a lot to be said for that.
12:18Rachel, we've got you a little platter of sandwiches.
12:21Oh, how lovely.
12:22Some crisps.
12:24What more could a girl want?
12:26I would have thought we'd have had caviar and champagne,
12:28but sandwiches and crisps will also do the job.
12:31Do you know what, Rachel?
12:33I want to play Cupid.
12:35With Mark or me?
12:36With both of you.
12:37Not together.
12:38Not together like that.
12:40I'm not in a place where I'm ready to meet someone.
12:42Yeah.
12:44Because I'm not.
12:46But hold that thought.
12:47Because I don't want to be single.
12:48I just want to double, double, double check that it's never going to be again.
12:57Nick and I aren't together, but that doesn't mean my feelings for him suddenly stop.
13:01I still love him.
13:03And you never know.
13:04Next week, we might be back together.
13:07I think you need to go out and have some fun.
13:09For me, you need to mingle with people and get to know them as a person.
13:13For example, when I was on the hunt for someone, I was literally at golfing places.
13:18I even learned how to play bridge.
13:22How old does Aunt Piki think I am?
13:24I can just imagine a grandfather clock just ticking away in the background and we're all just sat there waiting
13:30to die.
13:31I'm not great at meeting new people.
13:33We need to be changing the mindset here.
13:35We've got the brick walls up.
13:36I need to come and smash it down.
13:38I've not been on my own for very long.
13:40Well, I know, but we can all find someone, but it's finally that right person, isn't it?
13:58How long does it take to put on a white t-shirt?
14:01Oh, no, I was doing something else.
14:03A bloody white t-shirt.
14:05Things aren't great between myself and Amir at the moment.
14:08It's probably the worst it's been in a very long time.
14:11So I've taken Lauren's advice and I've booked us in a couples therapy session.
14:16Most of our stress is coming from your side because you're taking on so much with work and other commitments.
14:22I feel like when you get stressed, you push everything.
14:24I was like, where are you going to go with this?
14:25Yeah, but I feel like that.
14:26Now you're pointing the finger.
14:27I feel like I'm a chilled guy and a baby, but this extra stress that's coming from you is pushing
14:34on to me.
14:34And I'm getting extra stress and then we're just, you know, blowing at each other.
14:37I don't think you can sit here and say you're a chilled guy and you play no part in it.
14:42We've never gone through anything like this.
14:44Like, this is not a house.
14:45We are, like, living with suitcases and there's a lot of stress and pressure on our heads.
14:52And I think that's taking its toll for both of us.
14:56Yeah, I do hold my hands up.
14:57I'm a very stressed out person.
14:59I have a lot, I take a lot on.
15:00I'm very overwhelmed.
15:01I've always said to you, take less stress.
15:04Whatever comes across, you just want to say yes to everything.
15:07Why can't you say no to certain things?
15:08Because I run a business.
15:09And then prioritise Nora and us.
15:11No, I have a business where people rely on me.
15:13If I take a step back for two years, like with Nora, I finally have got back into the swing
15:18of my businesses.
15:19They rely on me heavily in the business because I'm literally co-director.
15:24So what's the solution?
15:25The solution is, what I'm trying to get to, there's multiple issues and multiple layers that have caused this.
15:31It's not just, oh, because I'm taking on so many jobs.
15:34It's not that.
15:35And that's what hopefully this therapist will help us understand.
15:39Like, yeah, I completely get I need to slow down, but I don't see that happening.
15:44Amir is just not getting me right now.
15:46I don't feel seen, and I'm hoping that this therapist can help.
16:01There you are, there's your sparkling water.
16:03Enjoy.
16:04You're welcome.
16:05I hate the fact that I've got to do this, but I have to have it out with Seema,
16:09because she really dropped me in it on the girls' trip.
16:11And I'm coming for you.
16:14I want to speak to Lauren before her big launch party, because, honestly, she needs to understand this wasn't coming
16:21from a bad place.
16:27Literally.
16:29What did you say?
16:30So, me and Tanya, we were just talking about the murder mystery night, and she said to me,
16:36oh, my God, never seen Namina like that, and why is she so, like, dramatic?
16:43And we laughed, and I said, it's really funny, because I said, even Lauren says she's a gag or a
16:48gad.
16:48And that was it.
16:50So, it wasn't that I'd gone running to her saying, oh, my God.
16:53And at the end of the day, if I wanted to be a right bitch and stir things up, I
16:57would have gone straight.
16:57I've not even told Namina what you said.
16:59Well, I...
17:00The truth is, right, well, you...
17:01I can't say anything.
17:02Well, the truth is, the conversation we had shouldn't have gone any further.
17:09I didn't think it was anything wrong in what I was saying.
17:12That Lauren said Namina's a gag.
17:17Look, Seema, you've been caught out.
17:18There's no point trying to make excuses.
17:21But I don't want this to affect what I have with you.
17:24It would never.
17:24Because for me, you are my best friend.
17:27I know that, and that's why I was so upset.
17:29Well, I feel like coming in this group at the moment, everyone's just coming for me.
17:37Like, maybe I just don't speak.
17:39Well, think before you speak, Seema.
17:41You've got yourself into so much trouble with all the other girls.
17:44I want to defend her, but it's really hard when she won't take accountability.
17:49If I'm being completely honest, I shouldn't have said it and you shouldn't have repeated it.
17:53Yeah.
17:54Let's face it, Seema, there's no smoke without fire.
18:11Before we do start, I will make minor notes if I need to,
18:14and that's just to kind of bring me back to whatever you've mentioned.
18:18Sadly, we've got a lot of stress with our house.
18:20Amir's got a lot of stress.
18:22Like, the financial stress is more on him than it is on me.
18:24So I know that the issues that we're facing now makes him have to work ten times harder.
18:29I've got the issue of obviously trying to, all the responsibilities on me.
18:33If I'm truly honest, I'm very overwhelmed.
18:36And I think the...
18:40Let's stay there.
18:40Let's just stay there.
18:41Take your time.
18:42So, we're overwhelmed.
18:46I always am able to manage my stress, and I'm always able to find solutions.
18:50I'm a very solution-based person.
18:52Like, I always stay in that moment, find the solution to it,
18:55and try and get out of that negative headspace.
18:57I've always been that person.
18:58But for some reason, I can't get out of that headspace.
19:02Everything that comes to me, I just can't find a solution.
19:05Just being in her...
19:06And I'm finding it the most hard to talk to him, the closest person to you meet.
19:12Honestly, it's not easy to hear this.
19:15But in this moment in time, I just want to just take it in.
19:20I want to be there for Paige and Nora at the end of the day,
19:22and I'm trying my best to support her.
19:25And I am saying to her, look, take less work, take less on.
19:29But the way she, like, speaks, when she's stressed, it's that type of tone.
19:33And then that makes me stressed.
19:36I don't want to sit there and talk about situations
19:39and go around in circles constantly.
19:41I just want to get stuff done.
19:42I don't want to argue.
19:44What you see in front of you is how it goes in our household.
19:47I'm super emotional.
19:48He's very dismissive.
19:49It goes like this.
19:51But it sounds like there's quite a bit there where you're dismissing
19:56what's happening and then bringing on the feelings of feeling abandoned.
20:00I don't think it's easy.
20:01I think Paige does a lot.
20:02The way I work is sometimes you've just got to just relax.
20:07Paige says yes to everything.
20:08If there's a meeting tomorrow, she'll say yes.
20:10If there's a work call coming in tomorrow and you need to go to the head office
20:14to, I don't know.
20:14But if I don't do it now, what am I going to do it?
20:16And another thing is, every time I say my opinion,
20:19you always interrupt me.
20:20And that's how we argue.
20:21What is it that you need from Amir right now?
20:25Acknowledge more the little things that I do,
20:28that you might mark as irrelevant.
20:30So what do you feel like has been the most challenging thing for you
20:33as a partner to Paige?
20:35If she came in a different tone and said to me,
20:37oh, Amir, can you just make the milk?
20:40And I said, oh, it'll be five minutes.
20:41And there was no screaming match or anything like that.
20:44And she just waited five minutes.
20:45It would be no problem.
20:46I would have...
20:48It's a lot.
20:49So is it the unpredictability?
20:50Yeah, kind of.
20:51Yeah.
20:51In certain situations, I could be in bed and Nora comes and jumps on top of me
20:55in the morning and just wakes me up.
20:58And then we could just go full-blown argument.
21:00I think what I get frustrated at is,
21:02I understand, you know, you have had a long night.
21:05You've probably gone to bed late.
21:06You work and you're stressed.
21:07But also, I'm doing this seven days a week.
21:09And I would just love one day just to sit in bed till 10
21:12and just like, just breathe.
21:14That's my argument.
21:15I've said to Paige many times, have a lie in.
21:17I know I do a lot, but I do it half the time
21:22because I want to make sure everyone's fine before I am in the morning.
21:25But also the fact that I know I've got a lot of people relying on me
21:28and I feel bad and I feel like if I don't commit or do my part,
21:32say in my business, for example, that people are like,
21:35what are you doing?
21:36You're just at home.
21:38I think this therapy is the best thing for us.
21:41It's good.
21:42We can both listen to each other and we can take notes
21:44and maybe it can help us.
21:46Today's session has helped us so much,
21:49but it has opened my eyes that we will probably need
21:51a lot more therapy going forward.
21:54And that's really sad.
22:06Have I seen right?
22:08You've got MTV Awards on the floor, popping the doors open.
22:12Everybody loves those awards.
22:14Everyone needs an MTV door stopper.
22:16This is incredible, literally.
22:19You can never make a true friendship unless you invest in someone.
22:23And that means sometimes making that person a priority,
22:26taking the time to get to know them,
22:28and even getting in your car and driving God knows how long
22:32to go and see them.
22:33Make the effort.
22:34That's all you need to do.
22:35Well, to show my appreciation, I've actually got you a little present, Sheena.
22:39What? Are you joking?
22:40Well, I know, but listen, I hope you like it.
22:45Oh, I bloody love it.
22:48It's a little...
22:49I'm kidding.
22:50So, you never need to feel lonely.
22:53I'm really getting to know Ampika,
22:55and I absolutely love what I'm seeing.
22:57I think we've got a lot in common.
22:59So, I am just loving the flourishing of our little relationship here.
23:05You've got me good, because I love a blanket.
23:07Do you?
23:08Oh, my God.
23:09Like you know me already, my darling.
23:11It's perfect.
23:12I think we've got loads of ground to cover, Sheena.
23:15I saw Rachel the other day, and she went,
23:18everybody else texted me to make sure she's all right,
23:20and Sheena was the only one.
23:21I was like, oh, I didn't even know that.
23:23I mean, we have a whole group chat where we talk to one another on.
23:27I feel like if it was something that she wanted everybody to know,
23:29she'd go on the group chat, and she'd say,
23:32guys, I'm really unwell, I won't be able to make it.
23:34Or she'd message the person that organised it all and say,
23:38I'm unwell, I can't make it.
23:40She didn't.
23:41Oh, my God, nobody said anything.
23:42No one knew.
23:43Nobody even messaged in the group to say,
23:45girls, Sheena's really unwell.
23:47It's like, what are you trying to do here?
23:49Because to me, that feels like you're trying to stir something up.
23:53And I'm not interested in that at all.
24:12Girls, everybody say Beach by Elle.
24:16Oh, right, and OK, one, two, three.
24:20Beach by Elle.
24:22Whoo!
24:25I am so excited.
24:27Today is the day that Lauren's Lylos are being born into the world in Wales.
24:33Who'd have thought?
24:35So I think we should just, like, walk round, but, like, really fun, just twice, just, like...
24:41But we're not going to go, so, Sheena, all the guests are going to be this side.
24:45OK, so I think round once, and then you guys stop there, kind of in a line, and then from
24:51there, we'll kind of dance, maybe?
24:52OK. I've got models in cowboy boots to show up my beach range and Lylos.
24:57Now it's just a small matter of planning it all with Shee-Shee.
25:00We go there, we stop there, we go back.
25:03Once you get there, someone else goes.
25:05You go last.
25:05You do it, sorry.
25:07Let's go, girls!
25:09Whoo!
25:13Why did no-one follow me?
25:14Oh, we are.
25:15See? See? We need some more...
25:17Still got a lot to organise. No drink until later. Keep focused, lol.
25:22Every time we get sweeter.
25:26All our feelings get deeper.
25:28We have our picture taken.
25:31Every time we get stronger.
25:35Do you have your speech ready yet?
25:37No, no, no. No?
25:38Sugar bumps.
25:39You just... I haven't even read it, and I'm not even lying.
25:44This is cool and it's purest form.
25:48Oh, I won't let it in now.
25:51Oh, wow.
25:52Oh, my God, this is amazing.
25:54Look at this.
25:55You're going to have to find where Lauren is because my eyes aren't good enough.
25:58Where is Shee?
26:01Just want to say a massive thank you.
26:03We could have done this without, yeah.
26:05A few quick thank yous.
26:07No, I won't let it in now.
26:11You haven't commented on my dress tonight.
26:14Lauren's dressed me.
26:15Bill and Ben are out.
26:17The two bald men under my dress.
26:20I feel like the...
26:24This looks amazing.
26:26It is.
26:27You know what?
26:27I'm just...
26:28They don't look very long.
26:30I would have to tie two together.
26:34These lilos are very fun, they're colourful.
26:38They're a bit small.
26:40Hi, ladies.
26:41Hi!
26:42Oh, wow.
26:44You've got your boobs out too.
26:46I'm so happy.
26:47This is a premium range.
26:48We have a budget collection.
26:50We have the premium range.
26:51Look at the car, Colin.
26:52You don't even know the price range.
26:53No, but that's what it is.
26:54The price range is no frills, isn't it?
26:57You've come in straight away and you've gone cheap, expensive.
27:00No!
27:01Yeah, I don't know.
27:03I don't know what she's getting at here, but Lauren, I think she's giving you a little dig.
27:07How's Mark doing?
27:08He looks like the elephant man today.
27:10What?
27:10Even more swollen?
27:11It's more swollen in here.
27:13It looks like he's got jaundice and it says the pain is increasing.
27:16So I've left him propped up.
27:18Nora's running around after him.
27:20I didn't realise he was 62.
27:21He looks great.
27:23I thought he was older than 62.
27:26It's not 62.
27:28It's 67.
27:30Did you say 67 to me?
27:32Do you mind me asking how old you are?
27:3565.
27:36See?
27:36Doesn't look a day.
27:37Over 22 now.
27:41I hope he wasn't telling you, poor kids, Rachel, try and get on in there.
27:47It's never going to happen.
27:50So what have you been up to?
27:51I feel like I'm so out of the loop.
27:53I went to Sheena's.
27:54Been to Sheena's house.
27:56How was she?
27:56I actually felt like I bonded with her.
27:58Okay.
27:58I found out a lot more about Sheena's past and history.
28:02Amazing.
28:02Which makes me understand her more, right?
28:04This woman is doing nothing than being a very talented shit-stirrer.
28:12And you just need to stop.
28:15Hello, hello, hello.
28:17As soon as you drive up, you know.
28:18Hello.
28:19Hello.
28:20Hi.
28:20I can't believe you're still here.
28:22Oh, not true.
28:25Nick and Royston confuse the hell out of me, I'll be honest.
28:29I never know when they're going to have a go at me.
28:31It comes out of nowhere.
28:33Rachel, you stole the show when you came in with that coat.
28:36It was absolutely fabulous.
28:39And then sometimes they're fine.
28:41But I did think it needed plucking and putting in an oven.
28:44Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
28:50See, Mark, I'm not being rude.
28:52Yeah.
28:53Have you had something to lift you up here?
28:56Not at all.
28:57Because literally you look like.
28:58Do right, so it's the make-up.
29:00Oh, right, okay.
29:01She's done a very good job.
29:02She's gone very high with my blusher.
29:04Literally lifted.
29:05Is it worse?
29:05Make-up can't make you that tight.
29:09Your face... What are you saying?
29:10Your face is that tight.
29:11It would all have to be like you. Your face is that tight.
29:14You cheeky bitch. This is au naturel.
29:20You need to check your own faces out first.
29:22You've all had about three or four facelifts.
29:28I definitely think Seema's had something done round there.
29:31It looks fantastic. Seema is so stretched.
29:34I don't care.
29:35I'll keep talking.
29:36I know, but at least own it.
29:38Especially when she's saying it's coming out of a bottle.
29:41Yeah.
29:42Well, get me a bottle as well, will you?
29:43You could be a millionaire if we all use that one. God almighty.
29:48Well, she's really pulled it off tonight, hasn't she?
29:50She has, she has. I mean, it's fabulous.
29:51It's very much got that Benidorm feel, hasn't it?
29:54Benidorm? I bet you've never been to Benidorm, have you?
29:56No, but I've seen it on YouTube.
29:58On Benidorm, they've got the floaters.
30:00The floaters in Benidorm, we're not this sort of floater, though.
30:08I'm so excited for this.
30:10I can't believe it's happening.
30:12I've just realised when I go out, I'm the only one.
30:14I'm going to have to just scream at myself.
30:16Yeah!
30:17I can't believe it. I want to pinch myself.
30:24I can't believe it.
30:27I can't believe it.
30:29I can't believe it.
30:33I can't believe it.
30:36I can't believe it.
30:37Yeah, Eliza Barnes.
30:39Yeah!
30:40I think she's doing so well.
30:42Woo!
30:44Woo!
30:44Go, Eliza!
30:46Woo!
30:47Woo!
30:49Woo!
30:50Wow!
30:50Wow!
30:51Give the girls a round of applause.
30:56Fran did write me a speech.
30:58However, I decided to just wang it.
31:03So, this started in Marbella, and I was doing what I do best,
31:07complaining that the lilo wasn't good enough.
31:10And, from that, we've grown, we've got packing cubes,
31:15we have beach bags, we have...
31:19What else have we got, Sonny?
31:21Lauren, maybe you should have had a speech.
31:25The whole night's about your liloes.
31:27You've not even bloody mentioned them.
31:29So, we're super excited to launch this brand.
31:34And, now, apparently, this material is...
31:39How much a square meter, Matthew?
31:41So, would you be really upset if I went for a little swim in it?
31:44I think this dress is about five grams.
31:53Oh, my God, Lauren, don't do it.
31:57Oh, my God!
32:02You can't fit on that lilo.
32:10I think you're right, she's too big for them.
32:12I think, yeah, I think that's it.
32:14She's too big.
32:14She's too big.
32:15I think that's it.
32:15Oh, not that!
32:17Looked like a drowned, right?
32:18I couldn't get on the lilo.
32:19Couldn't get one leg on.
32:21Oh, you know what?
32:22I was trying not to get my hair and make-up wet.
32:24Next time I'm diving straight on that lilo, they're so comfy.
32:28Right, go and live in one.
32:29On one, on one, in one.
32:31Ha-ha!
32:33It's not the party!
32:34WHOOP!
32:38I've been doing fine, I've been doing great
32:42I've been throwing up shade,
32:43Catching all the sunshine on my face
32:47You've put together fantastic items.
32:49Yeah, we're going to have time.
32:50Yeah, we're going to have time.
32:51That's what I was saying, 2.30 on Wednesday.
32:53I was like, this place is popping!
32:54And in Wales!
32:59Oh, tell me, is there anybody in the room that you fancy?
33:03You!
33:04Ha-ha!
33:05Living life again, living for today
33:09I've been doing great
33:11Congratulations!
33:13Thank you!
33:14Incredible!
33:15Watching you get in that pool
33:16I was like, right, that is, I was really worried about you
33:19I was like, oh no, please just protect this part
33:22I thought I needed arm bands
33:23And then my mother came over, she was so cute
33:25She went, you know what, you need to make arm bands for kids
33:28Cause it was me
33:29I've got the arm bands
33:30I've got the arm bands
33:33I've not seen you
33:34I know
33:35I think you gave me a bit of advice
33:37Earlier on about therapy
33:40So, myself and me, I did couples therapy
33:43I think it was like, really helpful
33:45And just like, having that third person
33:46Just to really kind of dedicate
33:47And understand
33:48That's what I said
33:50I feel like we're gonna carry on
33:52And just see where it goes
33:54And how much it can help us
33:55So yeah, I really appreciate the advice
33:57I'm so happy
33:58Yes, I know we're going through so much
34:00And yeah, the spark probably has faded a bit
34:04But I'm, I'm a big believer in love
34:06And that can happen and reunite
34:08I know it will
34:09Like, we love each other
34:12A broken family is hard
34:14It is
34:15And it's too many
34:16I know
34:16It needs to change it
34:17And I think if you could resolve it
34:19Before you get that deep
34:20That's what I was saying
34:21Then that's why I was like
34:22We need it now
34:22And I think we're gonna carry on
34:24And you know, hopefully
34:25We'll be able to like
34:26Once we get over this hurdle
34:28We'll be like on a better kind of
34:30Plainfield
34:35I have something to meet you
34:36I'm gonna sit down somewhere
34:37And let me see
34:38Yeah
34:39So, um
34:43Yes
34:44Okay
34:45Lauren and James
34:46Was a thing
34:47Weren't they?
34:48Seemily in the cellar
34:49Star
34:52When was this one?
34:54Leeson
34:54Yes, I think
34:55Yesterday
34:56Yes
34:57He lives here
34:58In this area
34:59Yes
35:07You're on London
35:08You're our James
35:09Are you mad?
35:10Have fun
35:11Have fun
35:12James is my new friend
35:14We're having fun
35:15We're hanging out together
35:17You've got me on here
35:19You know what happens when I do tequila
35:22And, er, yeah
35:23Let's see
35:26Hi
35:28How amazing was that?
35:29I know
35:30How have you been, Seema?
35:32Oh, I've been alright
35:33I've missed you all
35:34I've barely seen any of you
35:36I know
35:36I haven't seen Sheena
35:38Since the, er, murder mystery night
35:40So I just see
35:42Are you too cool now?
35:44I like
35:44So you know what
35:45She did call me a couple of days later
35:47And just said
35:48Look, Sim
35:48Others are making it a bigger thing
35:50Than what it is for me
35:52So I was like
35:52Well then, who?
35:55I'm being painted out
35:56To be someone
35:57That's completely
35:58Would I ever decline
36:00If you offered me one
36:01I offered you
36:02I contacted you
36:04Years ago
36:04You and Sandy
36:05To come out with me and David
36:06And you declined
36:07And I never got an invitation again
36:09And I'd say
36:09Well, listen
36:10In that moment
36:11It could have been
36:12Maybe we're doing something
36:13But I've never declined because
36:15But you've never returned
36:16The invitation back
36:19Seema has got
36:20Very selective memory disorder
36:23Where she remembers certain things
36:26And not others
36:26When Sheena says
36:28That she's reached out to Seema
36:29On numerous occasions historically
36:31And never got a return invitation back
36:33I totally believe Sheena
36:35You're full of shit, Seema
36:37If you try with someone
36:39Then you don't get anything back
36:40You think, well, okay
36:40Then, fair enough
36:41Then I'll just show that
36:42Well, I'm telling you now
36:43I could show you my phone
36:44Where's there a message
36:46Where she's messaged me
36:47To say, come round
36:48There's nothing
36:49There's nothing
36:50She said she's not prepared
36:51To start going down
36:52So, pathetic childhood
36:54Bullshit tactic
36:55Of getting phones out
36:56So, that's fine
36:57Then how else
36:58Am I going to prove it?
36:59I didn't even bring up
37:01Anything about text messages
37:03So, we're going to talk about that
37:04If we talk
37:06Sorry, darling
37:06If we talk about being childish
37:09She was the one
37:10That actually said to me
37:11Well, I've got text messages
37:12To prove that I've invited you
37:14Well, where?
37:15Of course I'm going to check my phone
37:16So, I'm not the one
37:18That's being childish
37:19But she has sent messages
37:21To you
37:21To invite you out
37:22And you have
37:23She hasn't got them
37:24I haven't got the messages
37:26Why is it
37:26You're only willing
37:27To listen to Sheena
37:29Why can't you listen to me?
37:31Well, that's all
37:32What I've been told
37:32Well, then she needs
37:33It's not childish
37:34She just needs to back it up
37:35And say, here they are
37:36Well, do you know what?
37:36I'm going to let you two
37:37Talk about this
37:38Because it's pissing me off again
37:39Why?
37:40Where are you going?
37:40No, because I haven't
37:41I've got no freaking messages
37:44Polka dot princess
37:45Has polka dot
37:50Polka dancing
37:50Why have you got a problem with her?
37:52Why have you got a problem?
37:53I'm just trying to get to the bar
37:54Have I?
37:56And Pika's the one
37:57That said
37:57I want to bring in the group together
37:59I want everyone to get on
38:00And look at her now
38:01How she's going off at Seema
38:03I have no idea
38:04Why she's even involved in this
38:07I said to Sheena
38:08I believe you
38:10So Seema's gone through her phone
38:11Can't find any messages
38:12She's actually done that
38:13Sheena won't go through her phone
38:15Yeah
38:15But you believe Sheena
38:16Yeah, I do
38:17I'm going to have to believe Seema
38:19Because she's gone right through her phones
38:21And she has two
38:21And she's gone through them both
38:23Sheena, on the other hand
38:24Won't show anyone the messages
38:25So
38:27In the court of Cheshire
38:28You go with facts
38:30You're not buying into anything
38:31Apart from what Sheena's saying
38:33Don't go
38:33Has she got like a
38:35A magicous thing
38:36And gone
38:39I've got my own mind
38:40And I know what I've heard
38:41And I know what I've seen
38:42And I know who I've seen
38:43No, I'm sorry
38:44From the outside looking in
38:45There's facts
38:46And then there's not
38:47And you're going with the not
38:48I'm going what I've seen
38:58Seema
38:58I've not seen Seema for ages
38:59Yeah, yeah
39:00So I've had to ask Seema
39:01Yeah
39:01About the situation
39:02With the messages
39:04Then she went off
39:05She went off in a bit of a hole
39:07Oh, really?
39:08Yeah
39:08Next minute
39:09Gold locks comes along
39:11Gold locks
39:12So she said
39:13Has Sheena
39:15Oh my God
39:16Kind of brainwashed you
39:17And I said
39:17Not really
39:19I said
39:19Have you ever tried
39:20Seema
39:21Going to
39:21Sheena's house
39:22It doesn't really work like that
39:24You know
39:25It's a certain level of friendship
39:26Oh my God
39:27I was like
39:28Right
39:28What are you getting involved
39:30What are you getting involved
39:31Seema is still bad-mouthing me
39:34Even though we had a whole conversation
39:36The next day
39:36And cleared everything up
39:38Why has this come up yet again?
39:41What is Seema playing at?
39:43Hello
39:43Oh my God
39:44I haven't seen you all night
39:45You look gorgeous
39:46Are you okay?
39:47Yeah
39:47Good, thank you
39:47Because the devil
39:49And she appears
39:50Were you talking about me?
39:51Yes
39:52Nice
39:52What?
39:54All right
39:55Why does I'm Pika
39:56Always seem to be talking about me
39:58Behind my back?
39:58For what reason?
40:00I was actually saying
40:02That you said
40:03Has Sheena got a gong
40:05And magically
40:07Makes me believe
40:09That what Sheena says is right
40:11Oh
40:11Show the messages
40:13It'll all get sorted
40:14Oh, fuck that
40:14Fuck that shit
40:15No, because guess what
40:15If you call me a liar
40:16And then I've got to prove myself
40:17We can never go back
40:19Seema's been called a liar
40:20By who?
40:22I said
40:23I believe
40:24Sheena
40:24Had I
40:26Shown you those text messages
40:27You would have found a reason
40:28To discredit it
40:29So guess what?
40:30You ain't getting shit
40:31I've never called her a liar
40:32Okay
40:33So
40:33If everyone can just
40:36Get out of it
40:38We
40:38I don't even need to have the conversation
40:40Get out of it
40:41And you
40:41And you
40:42You're always involved
40:43Every bit
40:44Literally
40:46She's like
40:47All the seasoning
40:49She's a salt
40:50She's a pepper
40:50She's a cayenne
40:51Fuckin' salt
40:52That's not true
40:52Everywhere
40:53That's not true
40:54If it's anyone
40:56That's the seasoning
40:56It's Ampika
40:58She gets involved in everything
40:59She stirs everything
41:01She calls me the seasoning
41:05What's going on?
41:07Nothing
41:07I've literally just said
41:09The whole thing for me
41:11Is completely blown out of proportion
41:13I need to know who's telling the truth
41:15That's all I'm asking
41:16This is what happens when everybody gets involved
41:17She's just saying she wants to know who's telling the truth
41:20I'm not interested in getting a whole load of text messages out
41:23In a party
41:24We haven't got that many text messages
41:25Between us?
41:27Oh okay
41:27There isn't that many
41:30Doesn't matter how long you go back
41:31Does it mean I don't like girls?
41:33I've never said that
41:35This is the shit I hate
41:37I have never said
41:39You don't like me
41:40I have never said
41:41You're a bitch
41:42I've never said
41:43I'm upset or angry with you
41:45Never once
41:46But everyone gets involved
41:47You call me a bitch
41:48I feel like a bitch
41:49Every time I walk in the room
41:51That's not for me
41:51Everyone's like
41:52Sina and you did this
41:53Sina and you said that
41:54So why don't you go to the person
41:56That they're saying that about
41:57Who can say to you
41:58No I don't feel that way
41:59I took to you
42:00Why don't you come to me?
42:02Why don't you come to me?
42:03Why don't you come to me too?
42:05Why don't we leave it between everybody else?
42:07You can come to me
42:07Ring me! Ring me!
42:09You never ring me!
42:09But I did ring you
42:10I did ring you
42:11I don't want to keep going on about this
42:14Yes there's some unresolved issues
42:16Tonight's not the night
42:18But I do want to sort this out
42:20Even though I called you the day after
42:23You're now saying that I didn't
42:25This woman lives in a bed of lies
42:27This side of Seema is absolutely disgusting
42:32I do not like it
42:37Next time on The Real Housewives of Cheshire
42:40Lauren's party!
42:42I felt like Benadon vibes for me
42:44It's cheaper cheerful
42:46But Lauren's accessible isn't she?
42:48Very
42:48Hot James we call him I think
42:50Is that his new name?
42:51That's his new name
42:52How old is he?
42:53A lot younger than me
42:55One, two, three
42:57Perfect position
42:58You've done plenty of dogs over the years love
43:00So this is no different
43:01So get your lips right round it
43:03I thought our friendship was more than it was
43:06So you're another one that's just happy just to be quite wary
43:09Yeah it is making me wary
43:11Wary of what?
43:12You!
43:13So I'm actually going to invite you to my diamond soiree
43:17Don't want any butlin vibes
43:19Ow
43:21Let's send an invite out and have a dig at everybody else
43:23We hope they come and support me
43:24It's not and surely
43:25We do support you all the time
43:28Because all you do is get yourself involved in shit
43:30That does not involve you
43:31It ends there
43:32With you it ends
43:33With you it ends