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00:00I'll play a little tune for you now, if you know it, sing along.
00:05Going to the temple and we're gone and getting married.
00:13Going to the temple and we're gone and getting married.
00:17Have anybody say that you're milking this?
00:23Well, it's not every day you get engaged.
00:27Well, that's the idea.
00:31Ah!
00:34Her flabbers have been gassed.
00:36You want some of this?
00:38Oh, that is!
00:39Look out!
00:40Oh, thirsty!
00:41Oh, now there's a controversial statement, the gravy.
00:47Yeah!
00:48Do you like this music?
00:49No, not particularly.
00:50So, suck on that!
00:52Oh, wow!
00:53He's been a bad boy!
00:55Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:57Not a chance, Julie.
00:58Ooh!
00:59Yes!
01:00Look at that!
01:01That's a McAllen.
01:02She's got taste.
01:04Whoa!
01:05For a banana?
01:06This is insane!
01:08Well, thank God that's over.
01:09I've got a headache.
01:10Come on.
01:11It's like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
01:15That's very modern, isn't it?
01:16Nothing.
01:17No-one saw that coming.
01:18No.
01:19In the week Claudia and Tess announced they were leaving Strictly, we enjoyed lots of great
01:25telly.
01:26Celebrity fingers were being pointed on BBC One.
01:29Who are the initiators of the discussions that lead to people getting five, six, seven votes
01:37around this table?
01:38And the person who seems to be most skilled at that is you.
01:42The spiel, what some of these are saying, it's just like, you're 100% far away from your
01:50own ass than picking a traitor.
01:52Your mouth's off.
01:53Your mouth's off.
01:54We've got more idea all the traitors are than they have.
01:57Well, yeah, because we know the bastard are.
01:59Oh, yeah.
02:03A major member of the royal family was in the hot seat again.
02:06Tonight's announcement is a further punishment for him.
02:09He will have been under intense pressure from the king.
02:12Have you seen how many legs that horse has got?
02:16They're two horses, aren't they?
02:17Oh, are they?
02:18How did the royals just get up to some weird shit?
02:20Yeah, yeah.
02:21That's how much privilege they have.
02:23They ride eight-legged horses, bastard.
02:26And there were more spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools on Discovery+.
02:31There's a male's energy here.
02:33It makes me feel really uncomfortable.
02:35I feel quite sick, if I'm honest.
02:39I feel there would have been...
02:42One of my ghosts, do you think I'm just going to be a happy ghost?
02:45No.
02:46Mira, I'm scared. I'm really concerned.
02:47Wait.
02:48How do you become a ghost, you're just going to be there?
02:51Like...
02:52Yeah, I'll be reading my Kindle.
02:54As a ghost?
02:55Yeah!
02:57Like, you're such a boy.
02:58Even as a ghost, you're boring.
03:00Even in the afterlife.
03:01If I was to haunt someone...
03:02You have no character.
03:03You'd be the only person I haunt.
03:05How do you have no character in the afterlife as well?
03:07In Durham...
03:08It's beautiful.
03:09Isn't it stunning?
03:10It's gorgeous.
03:11How does it feel to be engaged?
03:12It feels phenomenal.
03:13Best friends Abby and Georgia.
03:14I'm actually a fiancé.
03:15Is Josh a fiancé too?
03:16We are.
03:17Are you both fiancés?
03:18That's my fiancé.
03:19Or is there a boy and girl version of it?
03:22I think they're both the same.
03:23Are they?
03:24Fiancés.
03:25You got engaged and I went and got a Violeta mop.
03:29For me kitchen floor.
03:30On Saturday night, it was business as usual back in the ballroom on BBC One.
03:36Ready for Strictly?
03:37Ooh.
03:38I think we are.
03:39I think we are.
03:40Are you both fiancés?
03:41Are you both fiancés?
03:42Are you both fiancés?
03:43That's my fiancée.
03:44Or is there a boy and girl version of it?
03:45I think they're both the same.
03:46Are they?
03:47Fiancés.
03:48You got engaged and I went and got a Violeta mop.
03:50For me kitchen floor.
03:51On Saturday night, it was business as usual back in the ballroom on BBC One.
03:56Ready for Strictly?
03:57Ooh.
03:58Let's go.
04:01Right, sit down, otherwise I'm going to knock them lines over.
04:06I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
04:11Is it?
04:12Yep.
04:13Da-da-da-da-da.
04:16Oh my God.
04:17No!
04:18Da-da-da-da-da.
04:20What?
04:21I don't like fresh orange of mine.
04:23It's a bellini.
04:24Shut up.
04:25You get what you're given.
04:27Yeah.
04:28Yeah.
04:29Yeah.
04:30Yeah.
04:31Yeah.
04:32Yeah.
04:33Yeah.
04:34Yeah.
04:35Yeah.
04:36Yeah.
04:37Yeah.
04:38Yeah.
04:39Yeah.
04:40Yeah.
04:41Yeah.
04:42Sleeves are definitely off.
04:46There we go. Come on.
04:48You'll be very touchy-feely, this is.
04:50There's going to be a lot of this going on.
04:52Yeah. Yeah.
04:57What a song Nitro's dancing to.
05:00Must have been love, but it's over now, Roxette.
05:02I bloody love this song.
05:06Oh, look at Harry.
05:08Oh, fucking hell.
05:10He got sleeves, but no buttons.
05:11Yeah.
05:15Look at her with hands all over his abs.
05:17She's getting too tactile now with nitro, isn't she?
05:21Well, I suppose she's finding it difficult not to.
05:24Keep her hands off him.
05:29Oh, hello. Look at his footwork, not his top half, Jane.
05:33OK, I'll look further down.
05:35Nope, make sure right down.
05:41Oh, my God, I wondered where her head were going then.
05:44Bloody hell.
05:45What?
05:46Huh?
05:48You wouldn't come up.
05:50What time is it? Seven o'clock?
05:52I'm just going to have a sip of my chilled wine, Simon.
05:59Very good, very sensual indeed.
06:02It's just sexy.
06:03Sex on legs.
06:04He's sex on legs.
06:06Ha!
06:11Woo, but it's over now.
06:18God, he picked her up like she was nothing.
06:20I know.
06:21Nothing.
06:22Oh, yoi, yoi, yoi.
06:24Steady, Eddie.
06:25Well, it's just so powerful, isn't it?
06:27He's probably not used to treating things with delicacy because he's in gladiators.
06:33He's used to being brutal.
06:35And now he's been given a sort of piece of Ming China to handle with care.
06:40Ooh, I want Nitro to do that to me!
06:52It must have been good.
06:54And it's over now.
06:57It must have been good.
07:01Golden Dennett.
07:02Unnecessary.
07:03I mean, this is a couple of wrong moves away from an Ofcom meltdown.
07:09LAUGHTER
07:16Ooh!
07:17I'm going to pretend he's cushions Nitro's chest.
07:19Hey, Nu, get your mucky face off it.
07:21I'd be a bit lower down if I was her.
07:24Shirley!
07:26What?
07:27LAUGHTER
07:30Christ, well, come on, men.
07:32I'm not the only woman that thinks that.
07:34You do know.
07:35It's not even after Watershed, you know this.
07:37I know.
07:38Parading around like that with half the clothes undone.
07:41You're only jealous.
07:42I know.
07:43LAUGHTER
07:46He leads.
07:47Right, are you up for the next paddle match?
07:50I am up for the next paddle match.
07:51What, are you going to play again? For real?
07:52Yeah.
07:53Where am I playing?
07:54Oh, my gosh.
07:55Best friends Danielle and Daniella.
07:58I feel like we could make a really good pair for paddle.
08:01I feel like we could.
08:02Because we're both competitive.
08:04We both like to win.
08:05And we've got power.
08:06And, like, just call us Serena and Venus.
08:09Do you know what I mean?
08:10I'm Serena.
08:12I'm Serena.
08:13No, I'm Serena.
08:14No, I'm Serena.
08:15I think I'm Serena.
08:16No.
08:17You're definitely Venus.
08:18I'm Serena.
08:20I'm Serena.
08:21Mm.
08:22Wow.
08:24On Sunday night, Bradley Walsh's collection of clever clogs were back on ITV.
08:29The Vincent.
08:31I wouldn't like to verse her.
08:34She gives...
08:35Vixen.
08:36She gives us really bad vibes.
08:37They're not Vixen.
08:38Vixent.
08:39I'm usually cooking tea.
08:41And I can hear it.
08:42Because Steve watches it.
08:43And I'm cooking tea.
08:44Yeah.
08:45And I shout at the houses and he goes,
08:46How did you know that?
08:47And I go, I just don't know.
08:48I know.
08:49Because you're watching the repeat.
08:55That is.
08:56First quiz show engaged.
08:58Is it?
09:00Fucking hell.
09:01A lot of firsts today.
09:03Oh, here they are.
09:05The Dark Destroyer.
09:07You could be the static.
09:10Your name.
09:11The static?
09:12Why?
09:13The static caravan.
09:14Shag, marry, avoid.
09:17I'm Hegarty, the Vixen, the beast.
09:20Shag, shag, shag.
09:21And...
09:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:27What do we have here?
09:28Oh, we've got a mystery.
09:29Who's that?
09:30Boy George.
09:31My name is Maverick.
09:34Listen, Tom Cruise's career's taken a different turn now.
09:37British television.
09:38You do think, suppose it's at Schofield, do you think?
09:41Phil Schofield.
09:42Phil Schofield.
09:43And why are you called Maverick?
09:45Because I'm a lone wolf.
09:47Can you talk in your gimp mask?
09:49No.
09:50I don't have Phil.
09:51And I was named after my nan and grandad.
09:55Maeve and Rick.
09:56I know what it is.
09:57It's a cricketer.
09:58Oh.
09:59You know what I mean?
10:00Flintoff?
10:01Yeah, yeah.
10:02That's all it is.
10:03Flintoff.
10:04It does look like the guy that used to be in the bill.
10:06How can you tell that's a guy in the bill?
10:08He's got a face like that.
10:09I can tell by his eyes.
10:10By his eyes?
10:11Are you mental?
10:12No.
10:13Do that.
10:14Do that.
10:15You've got to know it's me.
10:16I'm sat here.
10:17Do that.
10:18In the episode, we join one of the contestants who was about to face down a few chasers.
10:23Good luck.
10:24Good luck.
10:25Oh, God.
10:26I hope they're easy questions, Simon.
10:27Come on, Jane.
10:28Come on, chasers.
10:29No, Rosa.
10:30Don't root for the chasers.
10:31I'm not watching it if you're going to root for the chasers.
10:32Bokesy, your clock starts counting down.
10:35Now, what is the female equivalent of an uncle?
10:38An.
10:39Ant.
10:40Ant.
10:41Correct.
10:42I got one right.
10:43Yay!
10:44Well done, Dan.
10:45Well done.
10:46Bokesy, pre-nuptial means before what ceremony?
10:48Oh, one for you there.
10:50What first name linked to British comedians Clifton and Winters?
10:55Don't know.
10:56Bernie.
10:57Bill.
10:58Bernie.
10:59Bernie.
11:00Bernie Winters, yeah.
11:01Bernie Clifton.
11:02You're not as quick as me, lad.
11:03You're not as quick as me.
11:04You're not as quick as me.
11:05Bernie.
11:06Correct.
11:07She's good, isn't she?
11:08She's really good.
11:09She's smashing it.
11:10What disease is also called Scarlatina?
11:11Scarlat fever.
11:12Scarlatina?
11:13Scarlat fever?
11:14Yeah.
11:15Malaria.
11:16German measles.
11:17It's called Scarlatina.
11:18The name's...
11:19The clue's in the name.
11:20Has she ever seen goodnight, Mr Tom?
11:22Scarlet fever?
11:23I was going to say that.
11:24Oh, you didn't.
11:25Chasers, which Black Panther features in The Jungle Book?
11:28Morgi.
11:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:30Bagheera.
11:31Bagheera.
11:32Bagheera.
11:33Bagheera.
11:34Jenny.
11:35Bagheera.
11:36Correct.
11:37Wow!
11:38Come on, this is going to go down to the wire, this.
11:40Chasers, who created the sock puppet Landshop in the 50s?
11:43Oh!
11:44Sherry Dixon, Sherry Dyson, Sherry Nixon, Sherry somebody or other.
11:50Sherry Lewis!
11:51Sherry Lewis!
11:52Maverick.
11:53Sherry Lewis.
11:54Correct.
11:55Oh, good knowledge.
11:56Oh, I'm doing it for them.
11:58I don't want them to win.
11:59Correct.
12:00What the hell did he say?
12:01Oh, gosh.
12:02Boatsy, what fashion brand makes boss one underwear?
12:05Hugo Boss.
12:06Hugo.
12:07More.
12:08Oh!
12:09Oh, my God.
12:10Come on, you've got to give it to her.
12:11Correct.
12:12Oh!
12:13Chasers.
12:14What are they telling you?
12:15Oh!
12:16She done it, Sue!
12:17She's gone!
12:18Ah!
12:19Ditching!
12:20She's got it!
12:21Before we go, the biggest question on everyone's lips is who is behind the mask?
12:28Yeah, the mask on.
12:29Get it all off.
12:30No, just the mask.
12:31Gordon Ramsay.
12:32Why is everything to you always Gordon Ramsay?
12:36I know, I know it's him.
12:37Freddie Flintoff.
12:38Freddie Flintoff.
12:39Is that who you think it is?
12:40Yeah, I know it is.
12:41Oh!
12:42Hang on, who is it?
12:43It's Freddie!
12:44Oh, I don't know.
12:45It looks familiar.
12:46Is it Bear Grylls?
12:47Oh, that's Joe Pasquale.
12:48How can you work a nice Joe Pasquale?
12:49Look at him!
12:50It is Joe Pasquale.
12:51No way!
12:52Fucking Joe Pasquale.
12:53No way!
12:54Fucking Joe Pasquale.
12:55I could have sworn it was Freddie Flintoff.
12:56Bloody Freddie Flintoff.
12:57Oh, well.
12:58He can't do it right every time.
12:59Oh, well.
13:00Joe Pasquale!
13:01It is Joe Pasquale.
13:02No way!
13:03Fucking Joe Pasquale.
13:04I could have sworn it was Freddie Flintoff.
13:06Bloody Freddie Flintoff.
13:07Oh, well.
13:08He can't do it right every time.
13:09Oh, well.
13:10He can't do it right every time.
13:11Yeah!
13:12Joe Pasquale, everybody!
13:14Well, obviously, everyone else that asked knows who he is.
13:17Everyone under 25 saying, who?
13:19Who?
13:20I mean, I now have another big question on my lips.
13:24Why?
13:25Yeah.
13:33In Hall.
13:34No, Jenny.
13:35Just put it in a little bit.
13:36What?
13:37Oh, no.
13:38Don't go too far, Jenny.
13:39No, I won't.
13:40Ooh.
13:41Best friends Jenny and Lee.
13:43What are you on about?
13:44Ooh.
13:45Ooh.
13:46Ooh.
13:47No, you're going too far in.
13:49Ooh, that's...
13:50Ooh.
13:51That's quite nice, that.
13:53Ooh.
13:54Have you got them all?
13:55Yeah.
13:56Yeah.
13:57Do the other ear, then.
14:02In Surrey.
14:03Ooh, do you know what?
14:04I'm so happy to be back.
14:06As much as I love the sunshine and the rum punch and the food,
14:11I'm happy to be back with my mum and dad.
14:15Sarah, her husband Andre and their daughter Shay.
14:19No boys?
14:20Oh, plenty.
14:21Oh!
14:22Mum!
14:23We haven't got up on that level yet.
14:28What?
14:29Mum!
14:30Listen, I'm going to phone your grandma.
14:31I want to know how come your grandma never told me about boys.
14:34Because Nana set me up with them.
14:36Oh, did she?
14:38Yes!
14:39Nana was like, go girl.
14:41Oh, really?
14:42Yeah.
14:44You are never going to see your grandma ever again.
14:47On Wednesday night, there was only one place to be,
14:52as the hoodwinking in the Highlands continued on BBC One.
14:56Come on, you traitor.
14:57Oh!
14:58I'd make a good traitor.
15:00More troll-up.
15:02No, I'd make a good one of them, I know.
15:04Oh, exciting news.
15:06First time I've watched a traitor's engaged.
15:08What, you're engaged?
15:09Previously, all six faithful have fallen.
15:15Six faithfuls, you know.
15:17That's terrible.
15:18I'm a faithful.
15:19Faithful.
15:20Faithful.
15:21Oh, look at Mark.
15:23He gets really upset.
15:24People have been suspicious of Mark,
15:26because Mark's having all these big dramatic reactions,
15:28and he's an actor, so they think he's all an act.
15:31Is it me, or is this getting a lot easier?
15:33Look at them, lolling.
15:36They're absolutely lolling their heads off,
15:38because they've not been caught.
15:43Have you ever been a traitor in life?
15:46Have you ever betrayed anyone?
15:48Well, I work in HR.
15:49So, yeah.
15:50Gravel in the treads of my shoes.
15:53The leader of the faithfuls.
15:55Thank you for trusting me.
15:57They don't think Stephen's a traitor?
15:59No, they don't.
16:00He doesn't look like a traitor, though, does he?
16:03Well, that all looks like a traitor.
16:06I'll be straight with both of you.
16:07I'm suspicious of all the actors today.
16:10Oh.
16:11Yeah.
16:12To be honest, I've always been cautious around thespians.
16:15I mean, suspicious of bloody everybody, actually.
16:17Never mind just the actors.
16:19You're suspect number one for me.
16:20I'm suspect number one?
16:21Yeah.
16:22Suspect number one?
16:23Oh, Joel comes straight up with it.
16:24Oh, Christ.
16:25You're best suited to slip into that role.
16:27Well, I'll tell you what.
16:28For me.
16:29Oh.
16:30Here comes the real traitor.
16:32Speak of the devil.
16:33He literally has walked in like the devil, hasn't he, though?
16:37I'm going to suspect everyone that's the only way I think you can do it.
16:40That's what he keeps saying.
16:41And do you know what?
16:42Jonathan Ross has planted seeds, seeds, seeds, seeds, seeds everywhere.
16:47I'm pretty convinced that Jonathan is the leader of the traitors.
16:52You know why Joe's got it?
16:54Because Joe plays rugby.
16:56He plays a strategic game.
16:57Mmm.
16:58But I want to go after Mark first.
17:02Joe, go after Mark, not Jonathan, because I love Jonathan as a traitor.
17:08Here we go.
17:09OK.
17:10Claudia has arrived.
17:12Players, welcome back to the round table.
17:15Thank you, Claudia.
17:16She's got extra eyeliner on today.
17:18Extra eyeliner, extra shine spray.
17:20Is tonight the night?
17:22Can you finally catch a traitor?
17:26They've got no fucking chance.
17:27They don't even know what day it is.
17:29Never man found a traitor.
17:30We want to catch a traitor.
17:31My first candidate is Sir Stephen Fye.
17:34Oh!
17:35Of all of you, we listen to you the most.
17:38Yeah.
17:39Look how disappointed he looks.
17:40We can't vote off our faithful leader.
17:42Oh, go on Joe.
17:43I think it's more important we vote off a traitor.
17:45Jonathan.
17:46Jonathan.
17:47Jonathan.
17:48Jonathan.
17:49Jonathan.
17:50I think so too.
17:51That's my point.
17:52It's Mark.
17:53He's just said it.
17:55Mark's nearly got wind like that.
17:57Sorry.
17:58Like a meerkat.
17:59Like a meerkat.
18:00I know you want to start too.
18:01Yeah, yeah.
18:02But I've got suspicions of you.
18:03Alan!
18:04You throw yourself into every task, every mission with such enthusiasm.
18:12Oh, Alan, you cheeky monkey.
18:15OK.
18:16He's dead good at this.
18:17Here's my fear, is that we are being manipulated in a way that we have been repeatedly.
18:24Oh, yes.
18:25Oh, that's right, David.
18:26That's right.
18:27He's got that right.
18:28Who are the initiators of the discussions that lead to people getting five, six, seven votes
18:35around this table.
18:36Oh.
18:37Yeah.
18:38His reasoning's sound, but I think you'll get the wrong conclusion.
18:40Bloody hell.
18:41And the person who seems to be most skilled at that is you, Jo.
18:46Oh, yeah.
18:47Oh, wow.
18:48How are they all so bloody wrong?
18:51Nobody's pointing the finger at Alan, Jonathan or Kat.
18:54At least one trait or maybe two will try and stay under the radar for as long as possible
19:00and then start popping their head up.
19:02And I feel that's the pattern that you're doing at the moment.
19:06Oh, what?
19:07They're all great theories that they're coming up with.
19:10Like, you know, they're really plausible, but they're all fucking wrong.
19:15Players, the time for talk is over.
19:19Oh, God.
19:20I think Mark might be going.
19:21Oh, well.
19:22That's got a note of it.
19:23Yeah.
19:24Stephen, we'll start with you.
19:26Who do you believe is a traitor and why?
19:28Well, I've put David.
19:30Oh.
19:31David.
19:32Joe Wilkinson.
19:33I've said you, David.
19:35Oh, my God.
19:37Freaking hell.
19:38Ooh, two votes for David.
19:40Jonathan.
19:41I've changed my vote.
19:42I'm sorry, David.
19:43I voted for you.
19:44Freaking hell.
19:46David's put his head above the parapet and it's now going to get shot off.
19:50Yeah, he's had his head blown off, eh?
19:53Bless him.
19:54Alan.
19:55Mark.
19:56Mark.
19:57Ooh, that's a note.
19:59Joe Marley.
20:00I'm sticking with my cat and I think it's you, Mark.
20:03Your gut is wrong.
20:05So wrong.
20:06You're so far off the mark.
20:09Mark.
20:10He's very nice to look at as well, Mark, isn't he?
20:13Kat.
20:14You have the deciding vote.
20:17Who you got?
20:18Who's Kat gone for?
20:20My vote.
20:22Ooh.
20:23Ooh.
20:24Ooh.
20:25Come on.
20:26I need to look.
20:27It's for you, David.
20:28Ah!
20:29Yay!
20:30Yay!
20:31Yay!
20:32All right, so it's a draw.
20:33You must fight until one of you is dead.
20:35And after another round of voting, it was five votes for Mark and four votes for David.
20:42Celia, you have the final vote.
20:45Oh!
20:47If you vote for Mark, he will be banished.
20:51If you vote for David, it will be a tie.
20:55And their fate will be decided by chance.
21:00Oh, shit.
21:01Oh, shit.
21:02This has never happened on traitors.
21:03I've never seen it actually go to chance.
21:05So then, Celia.
21:08Who do you believe is a traitor?
21:11Come on, Celia.
21:12Come on.
21:13Ooh, going with you.
21:14Ooh, Julie.
21:15Oh, Julie.
21:16What's she voting?
21:17What's she voting for?
21:20I voted for you, David.
21:22Oh!
21:23It's got a chance!
21:24First time on UK traitors.
21:27Oh, my God.
21:30Therefore, we will now leave this banishment to the hands of fate.
21:34How does that happen?
21:35Paloma fate.
21:37She's come back.
21:41Where did she go?
21:42What happens?
21:43Who chooses?
21:44We want to see the hand of fate.
21:45Where's the hand of fate?
21:47No!
21:48Oh!
21:49Oh!
21:50Oh!
21:51Oh!
21:52Oh!
21:53Oh, I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight now.
21:55Of course you will.
21:56You'll be snoring like a trooper in half an hour's time.
21:58Whose fate?
21:59This is like a really big guy comes in and just, like, waterboards them.
22:04Are you a traitor?
22:05Tell me the truth!
22:07And if you're a traitor or a bat, you are.
22:09You're a traitor, yeah.
22:10What's waterboard?
22:11Waterboard where they choke like water and they keep choking you until you, um...
22:15Oh, I see.
22:16You've been waterboarded, haven't you?
22:17No.
22:18Really?
22:19What's motorboating then?
22:20No, motorboating is...
22:22It's a different path.
22:32In Wiltshire, I got my head under water.
22:35I think I've still got some water.
22:36You didn't put your head under water again.
22:37I warned you not to.
22:38I washed my hair, Mary, but it doesn't...
22:41Did you rinse it properly?
22:43Giles and his wife, Mary.
22:45Honestly, Giles, you mustn't wash your hair in the bath.
22:48Because you can't rinse it properly then.
22:54Why do you keep making the same mistakes?
22:58You need a personal attendant with you at all times, yelling at you to stop...
23:02Matron will look after me in the nursing home.
23:05No, you can't afford a nursing home.
23:07In the nursing home, Matron will look after me.
23:10On Wednesday night, E4 was celebrating a milestone that took us on a trip down memory lane.
23:16Your life could be a soap.
23:18Like, we could write your life into storylines on a soap quite regularly.
23:24I know it's just a cliffhanger every day because nothing's ever resolved.
23:27Yeah.
23:28There's a lot that goes on.
23:29Do you know what I mean?
23:30Did you know me and Hollyoaks are the same age, both turning 30 this year?
23:39Remember you used to watch On Your Bus on Sundays?
23:42The what?
23:43On Your Bus.
23:44On whose bus?
23:45On my bus.
23:46On You Bus?
23:47Isn't that what it's called?
23:48Omnibus.
23:49Omnibus?
23:50I don't know what the hell you lot was talking about then.
23:59What's the matter with her?
24:00She's looking shifty.
24:01Ellie, she's the Hollyoaks' villain who's been causing loads of trouble, so police are after her.
24:06No wonder she's shifty.
24:08Talk to some witnesses about her statements of character.
24:11Donny, the copper, has been trying to track Claire down for ages.
24:15What was he in before?
24:16Brookside.
24:17Brookside.
24:18Oh, he spotted her!
24:19Right, Donny, get on your radio.
24:20Eyes on!
24:21Eyes on!
24:22I've got it first hand.
24:23The granddaddy's not done with you.
24:24What?
24:25Is she going to get her granddad to knock him out?
24:26Oh, she's threatening, isn't she Claire?
24:27I was going to say, is that a threat?
24:28Yes, it is.
24:29You've been a very naughty boy.
24:30Oh, yeah.
24:31Oh, really?
24:32Oh, no.
24:33Never say that in public.
24:34Why is she talking like that for Jane?
24:35Yeah, she got the voice.
24:36Oh, no.
24:37Oh, no.
24:38Never say that in public.
24:39Why is she talking like that for Jane?
24:40Yeah, she got the voice.
24:41And the bad guy.
24:42Yeah.
24:43And he's got in mind a revenge here.
24:44Oh.
24:45Oh, has Claire got something on Donny?
24:46She's got something on him.
24:47She's going to blackmail him.
24:48Naming straight for your other life.
24:50Other life?
24:51What does she mean?
24:52Oh.
24:53Oh.
24:54Oh.
24:55Oh.
24:56Oh.
24:57Oh.
24:58Oh.
24:59Oh.
25:00Oh.
25:01Oh.
25:02Oh.
25:03Oh.
25:04Oh.
25:05Oh.
25:06Oh.
25:07Oh.
25:08Oh.
25:09Oh, dear.
25:10Oh, dear.
25:11It's just as though he's shot to the call now as well.
25:13Yeah.
25:14My other life.
25:15My other life.
25:16Geoff.
25:17It's me.
25:18It's all come on top.
25:19It's all come on top.
25:21On top.
25:22He's up to Sammy.
25:23Doesn't he?
25:24Yeah.
25:25Now.
25:26Now.
25:27Who is he called there?
25:28What?
25:29Who needs who?
25:30I hate when I talk cryptically.
25:33Who's this?
25:36I hate to tell you that I'd told you so.
25:38Hey, Sinbad!
25:39You win the cleaner?
25:41Yeah, on Brookside.
25:43I warned you 20 years ago, nothing good would ever come of this.
25:46Oh, what's he done 20 years ago, dirty dog?
25:49Always comes out in the wash.
25:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
25:58This is Brookside music, isn't it?
25:59What the hell's going on?
26:00Oh, my God.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Yeah.
26:06Oh, my God!
26:11Are you sure about this?
26:14I've got to.
26:16It's hardly changed.
26:17Whoa!
26:19We're on the close!
26:20It's Brookside!
26:21What?
26:22So are they going to merge them both?
26:24Is he going to become like Broly Oaks or something?
26:28They're going to be digging up bodies from under the patio.
26:31There's going to be two women kissing before we know it.
26:37So, who is he now?
26:39Is he Johnny of Holly Oaks?
26:40Or is he Mick from Brookside?
26:43You've got some explaining to do.
26:45Oh, there she is!
26:47Sheila!
26:48Sheila!
26:49Fucking hell.
26:50This is amazing.
26:51How have they managed to do this?
26:53I read the eulogy at your funeral 20 years ago.
26:57Mick Johnson.
26:58It's come back from the dead.
27:00She called his whole neck Mick Johnson.
27:04It was only 30 seconds ago.
27:05Now he's Mick Johnson.
27:07All the life patterns.
27:08You are not seeing Gemma!
27:11What's this, my daughter, Sheila?
27:12That girl stopped being your daughter the minute that you faked your own death.
27:17Oh, he faked his own death!
27:18So, that's what Claire's on her boat!
27:20So, he's faked his own death in Brookside and then started a new life on Hollyoaks as policeman Donny.
27:27Thinking that her dad had died in a fire!
27:29He's taking the Mick.
27:30No wonder I bloody faked my own death.
27:34Get a bit of peace and quiet from you, GBH to the A's.
27:37I don't care what kind of a mess you've got yourself into.
27:41Do you know, she was in grief therapy!
27:43Oh, hang on.
27:44It's Billy and Barry!
27:45Billy and Barry?
27:46Where they dug all these lot up from?
27:49You're looking really well for the dead man.
27:51Long story, Billy.
27:52I'll bet.
27:53You remember him?
27:54I remember him.
27:55Billy Corkill?
27:56Yeah.
27:56Well, Softland thinks he's going to have a reunion with his daughter.
28:00That's the daughter.
28:01Oh, shit, here she is.
28:06Oh!
28:07Oh, God, Gemma looks like she's literally seen a ghost.
28:11Oh, well, thank God somebody's actually looking surprised.
28:15I've thought recently of faking my own death.
28:18Oh, no, no.
28:18Well, yes, because then you all would appreciate me more
28:22if you thought I was dead
28:23and then I could come back after 20 years like him.
28:27Yeah, but so many things would go wrong, Mary.
28:29Exactly.
28:30Admin-wise.
28:31I know.
28:34In Glasgow...
28:35Happy birthday to you.
28:39Happy birthday to you.
28:42Oh, wow, thank you so much.
28:43Best mates Jake and Callum.
28:45I know, I know it was...
28:47Where's the 28 candles?
28:48A couple of days ago.
28:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:50Shop ran out.
28:52Shop ran out.
28:53Thanks very much.
28:54It's all good.
28:55Oh, God.
28:56Go on.
28:57Yeah, your lungs got the capacity.
28:59They do, thankfully.
29:00Good.
29:01Oh, that's amazing.
29:02You were away for a couple of days.
29:04You feel like it's my Ford birthday cake.
29:05Is it?
29:06Yeah.
29:07Right then.
29:07Well, we'll take this away then, shall we?
29:09On Thursday, the business bigwigs were flashing their cash again on BBC One.
29:15If you don't know your numbers, you can't go to the Dragons, then.
29:18That sounds a bit like me when I asked you for money, to be honest.
29:22Nah.
29:22Dad's like, I want a return on my investment.
29:25What?
29:25Why do you need so much?
29:28Nah, I don't think it's as bad as that.
29:30Dad can have 20 quid.
29:31Dad wants a whole business plan.
29:33No, it's not that bad.
29:34Just give me the 20 quid.
29:35It's like, it's not that bad.
29:41You see, I'm not scared of the Dragons.
29:43They don't scare me.
29:44I'm not scared of them.
29:45You're not scared of anything, are you, really?
29:46I love Deborah Meaden, to be fair.
29:48Yeah, I like Deborah.
29:49I think she'd be a real good crap to go out with.
29:51You know, get her sloshed.
29:53I don't think she drinks, does she?
29:54She would if she was fucking with me.
29:58I'm Andrew.
29:59I'm 39 years old.
30:00What's this?
30:01Oh, what have we got here?
30:02I thought that man was wearing a T-shirt that was shiny,
30:05but it's his body.
30:08Yo, yo, yo, Dragons.
30:10I want you all to make some noise.
30:12Oh, no.
30:14No, don't make noise.
30:16Is he a wrestler?
30:17That's put me off straight up.
30:19CHEERING
30:19Oh, look, they do it.
30:22This is incredible.
30:23Fuck's sake.
30:24My name is Man Like Darice.
30:27Can we call you a man for short?
30:29I'm in, take my money.
30:30And I'm a wrestler at North Wrestling,
30:33and I am the champion.
30:34Of who?
30:35North Wrestling?
30:36What's that even?
30:37I wouldn't mind being wrestled by him.
30:40Mm.
30:40Just, you know, I wouldn't want him to hurt me,
30:43but just to see what it was like.
30:45CHEERING
30:45Yeah!
30:46Deborah's thinking it's not my birthday till December,
30:48but I'll take it.
30:49Absolutely.
30:50And I'm here to offer...
30:53Oh...
30:54Offer?
30:55Hello, what's going on?
30:56Something going on, you?
30:57Who the hell's this now?
31:01Oh!
31:02Oh, my God.
31:03Not another wrestler.
31:05No.
31:06Are they about to wrestle?
31:08Oh, my God, please wrestle.
31:09I'm all in.
31:11I'm Rory Coyle,
31:13and I'm here for the biggest prize
31:15in pro wrestling,
31:16that North Wrestling Championship.
31:18This is a pitch, this is.
31:19What do you think he's trying to pitch here, Simon?
31:21I've got no idea.
31:22I don't mind,
31:23I just want Deborah Meaden
31:24to get up there and start wrestling.
31:26So, what do you say
31:27on Dragons, Dan?
31:29Let's go.
31:30Power bombing.
31:31Yeah, come on!
31:32Make it look real, though,
31:34do you know what I mean?
31:34All right, let go!
31:35Cut!
31:36Ooh!
31:37Ugh!
31:38Yeah!
31:42Cut!
31:42Ooh!
31:43Ooh!
31:43Ooh!
31:44What, they're selling medical insurance?
31:47Friggin' hell!
31:48Did you do that on purpose,
31:49or was it an accident?
31:49I don't ever know what's real
31:51and what's not in wrestling.
31:51How are we going to drill down
31:53into the numbers after this?
31:54I do not know!
31:55Yeah.
31:56I'm Andrew.
31:57I'm the owner of North Wrestling.
31:58I thought of doing this, you know,
32:00starting a wrestling business.
32:01I'm here to ask you
32:02for ÂŁ60,000 of investment.
32:04That's not a lot.
32:05For 25% of my business.
32:07ÂŁ60,000 for 25%?
32:08That's not bad, is it?
32:10How much is that?
32:11The vision for North Wrestling
32:12is the ultimate variety show.
32:14I mean, some people must like it.
32:16Do you know what?
32:17It was very, very popular
32:18when it was Saturday
32:20and wrestling was on.
32:21Our next-door neighbour,
32:22Mrs Higginbottom,
32:24God rest her soul,
32:25because it was years ago,
32:26all you could hear
32:27was her screaming and shouting.
32:29Old ladies love it.
32:31I might be wrong,
32:32but I think I might be
32:34the only dragon
32:34who's actually ever
32:35put on wrestling matches.
32:37Oh!
32:38Interesting fact about Deborah.
32:40She was a wrestler, wasn't she?
32:42Was she?
32:43Mad Lady Meaden,
32:44I think her name was.
32:46So, in my holiday parks...
32:48Pick that up.
32:49..we used to put on
32:50wrestling matches every week
32:52for many, many years.
32:54What happened?
32:56And?
32:56But they slowly dwindled.
32:58Oh.
32:58Right.
32:59Brace yourself for these words.
33:00This is old-fashioned.
33:01Yeah.
33:02See, that's what I think.
33:03Yeah, but it's not.
33:04Now it's coming back, Lee.
33:05It's not.
33:05It is.
33:06Listen to Deborah.
33:08Oh, what's she not?
33:10She's a multimillionaire-ess.
33:12It's a business of passion
33:13and love and community,
33:17but it's not an investment for me.
33:20Oh, this is...
33:21I've never been so disappointed
33:23at hearing I'm out on Dragon's Den.
33:25He would be better off
33:27swapping the wrestlers out
33:29for strippers.
33:31Male strippers.
33:33Sell those tickets.
33:34Yes.
33:35Isn't it?
33:36Do you know any wrestling modes?
33:38No.
33:38No.
33:38I don't.
33:39You go...
33:39Oh!
33:40One!
33:43Two!
33:44Three!
33:46Four!
33:49Oh!
33:53Are you in?
33:56What the fuck is that?
34:04In Leeds...
34:05Look at my autumn basket
34:10and my autumn wreath,
34:12which I made.
34:14Really?
34:15I thought it looked not B&M bargains.
34:17Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
34:19Are you not impressed?
34:21I can't believe you said
34:22it looks like it's from B&M bargains.
34:24Because our Louise came round on Saturday
34:26and I was saying to her,
34:27oh, what do you think of our wreath?
34:29She went,
34:29oh, I absolutely love it.
34:30It looks like that you've paid
34:32at least ÂŁ15 for that.
34:34And I thought,
34:34ÂŁ15?
34:35Cost you more than my material?
34:37Yeah!
34:41In Derby.
34:43He's really purring.
34:44He's really purring.
34:45He doesn't bite me as much
34:46as he used to, Dad.
34:47He doesn't, actually.
34:48No, he's not a biter anymore.
34:49I think he's gotten used to.
34:50He's always been the swiper.
34:52It's Tashi who's the biter.
34:53The Siddiquis.
34:55The best thing is
34:56when you do that
34:56underneath the chin.
34:57I don't do that.
34:58Dad wants you to get bit.
34:59You said that on purpose.
35:01Look at him.
35:03Do it in a way
35:04that you mean it or not.
35:04Do it.
35:05Yeah.
35:05Do it in a way
35:06that you're going to get bit.
35:08Look, he's chomping at the bit.
35:09No, seriously.
35:11Because sometimes I do it.
35:12Oh, son of a bitch.
35:13Did he get you?
35:14Yeah.
35:15He got me there.
35:16He drew blood.
35:18And he's leaving.
35:19On Friday,
35:21a prince falling on his sword
35:22made the headlines
35:23on the BBC.
35:28I saw that old man groaning.
35:30You're doing it.
35:31What?
35:32Do you think it'll...
35:32Do you want to do it?
35:33Do you think the news
35:34will work if a woman does it?
35:36After years of scrutiny
35:38and further revelations
35:39in recent months...
35:40Oh, there you are.
35:41Oh, there he is.
35:42What's he done now?
35:43Prince Andrew
35:44has given up
35:45his royal titles
35:46and will no longer
35:47be called Duke of York.
35:49That's it, Andrew.
35:49Just give them all up
35:50before they take them off, yeah?
35:51Make yourself look a bit better.
35:54Is that it?
35:55You can't call me Duke anymore.
35:57It's just Andrew now.
35:59That Virginia Jew phrase book's
36:00coming out in a couple of days.
36:02So, it's weird how he's had
36:04to give his title up
36:05before that's published.
36:06It's almost like
36:07there's an iceberg.
36:09No, it'll just be
36:10coincidence, Paddard.
36:11Do you reckon?
36:12Yeah.
36:13The king's younger brother
36:14said he'd concluded
36:15that continuing accusations
36:17about him
36:17were a distraction
36:19from the work
36:19of the king
36:20and the wider royal family.
36:22He is a distraction.
36:23So, he's still a prince?
36:25He is still a prince.
36:26It's his dukedom
36:27that he's given up
36:28and his membership
36:29of the garter
36:30that he's given up.
36:31I don't even know
36:32what a fucking garter is.
36:33Well, he ain't member
36:34of it anymore.
36:35Prince Andrew,
36:36who retains the title prince,
36:38stopped being a working royal
36:40more than five years ago.
36:41He'll still be Prince Andrew
36:42because his mother was queen.
36:44I can't take prince away
36:45because he was born a prince.
36:47I've got to change
36:48the law to do that.
36:49The royal family member
36:50formerly known as Prince.
36:53That'll come.
36:55Despite his status
36:56as a non-working royal,
36:58at times he took
36:59a prominent position.
37:01Fuck off.
37:03Look, Charles is like,
37:04listen, brother,
37:05go over there.
37:06Go over there, rude boy.
37:07Don't talk to me.
37:08Yeah.
37:09Alongside the king
37:10and prince of Wales.
37:11Did the king just say to him,
37:12I think that's your car?
37:13You're in the wrong place.
37:14You need to be a bit
37:15further up there.
37:16As far as you can get.
37:19Who at times
37:20looked distinctly uncomfortable
37:21in the presence
37:22of his uncle.
37:23You don't want
37:24that guy near you.
37:25William's looking
37:25everywhere but at his uncle.
37:27Yeah, he's kept
37:28a bit of distance there,
37:29hasn't he?
37:29In a statement
37:30from the prince,
37:30he said,
37:31in discussion
37:32with the king
37:33and my immediate
37:34and wider family.
37:35God, you know,
37:36you just dread
37:37a family meeting
37:37in this family.
37:38You know,
37:38if somebody called
37:38a family meeting
37:39and you'd be like,
37:39oh, what now?
37:41Oh, Jesus.
37:42I have decided.
37:44He's decided nothing.
37:45As I always have,
37:47to put my duty
37:48to my family
37:49and country first.
37:50Oh, how noble.
37:51To put my duty
37:52to my family
37:53and country first.
37:54If that was the case,
37:56it would have severed
37:57all ties with Epstein.
37:58As I have said previously,
38:00I vigorously deny
38:02the accusations against me.
38:03It's not looking good
38:04though, is it, pal?
38:05Prince Andrew
38:06will no longer
38:07use the title
38:08Duke of York.
38:09Oh, I remember this day.
38:12It was given to him
38:13on his wedding day
38:14by his mother,
38:15Queen Elizabeth II.
38:16I think he was
38:17her favourite son.
38:19Well, it doesn't matter
38:20whether he was or not.
38:21The point is,
38:22he was a chump.
38:23Technically,
38:24he has not been stripped
38:25of the dukedom.
38:27It's become inactive.
38:28Let's fuck all
38:29the technicalities off.
38:30He ain't the duke
38:31anymore.
38:32And his ex-wife
38:33will no longer use
38:33the title Duchess of York.
38:35She will now just be known
38:36as Sarah Ferguson.
38:38Oh, I bet she's
38:39filming Fergie.
38:40She's lost everything
38:41I know for a win.
38:42Well, she's just bad.
38:43Also lying dormant
38:45will be his membership
38:46of the Order of the Garter.
38:47Oh, I bet he likes
38:48the garter,
38:48Andy, don't he?
38:50An ancient order
38:51of chivalry.
38:52Chivalry?
38:54That's a fucking laugh.
38:55Chivalry.
38:55Losing the titles
38:57and honours now.
38:59I'll get uncomfortable
39:00when he's on screen,
39:01you know.
39:02I don't want to see
39:03his face ever again.
39:05Is a response
39:06to a continued
39:07drip feed of allegations
39:08around the prince's
39:09relationship
39:10with convicted
39:11sex offender
39:12Jeffrey Epstein.
39:12You lay down
39:13with dogs,
39:14you catch fleas.
39:15You do.
39:16This will live with him
39:17for the rest of his life
39:18now, isn't it?
39:19And right now so.
39:20His BBC Newsnight
39:21interview in 2019.
39:23This was a disaster.
39:24Beyond a disaster.
39:26As he was questioned
39:26about his relationship
39:27with Virginia Dufresne.
39:29They say pictures
39:30don't lie.
39:31Pictures speak
39:32a thousand words.
39:33This young girl's dead
39:34now, ain't she?
39:34Yeah.
39:35Tonight's announcement
39:35is a further punishment
39:37for him.
39:38He will have been
39:39under intense pressure
39:40from the king
39:40and the wider royal family.
39:42He won't be going
39:43to Sunderingham
39:43for his Christmas dinner.
39:44Oh, no, he won't.
39:45He'll be having Christmas
39:46with fucking Pugh.
39:46You watch.
39:47Oh, my God.
39:50I can imagine him
39:51in the jungle
39:51this time next year.
39:54Oh, no.
39:55So embarrassing.
39:57With Fergie.
39:58And strictly
39:59the year after.
40:00Oh.
40:04In Manchester.
40:06Looked on me
40:07and Virabelle.
40:08And Virabelle?
40:09Yeah.
40:10It won't happen in here
40:11because there's
40:11no spirits in here.
40:12But when you get
40:13on a ghost hunt
40:14and a ghost goes near it.
40:16It pings.
40:18The Valones.
40:20Like a ghost
40:20rings for attention.
40:22Yeah.
40:22You can say,
40:23if there's any spirits
40:24around,
40:24can you ring the bell,
40:25please?
40:28What have you
40:29brought that in here for?
40:30To show you.
40:31Yeah, no.
40:32Because what if a ghost
40:32goes and rings it now?
40:34There isn't any ghosts
40:35in here.
40:35Well, they've not rang yet,
40:36have they?
40:37But there might be
40:37one coming through.
40:38Turn it off.
40:38Get out.
40:40You don't bring gold.
40:42Fucking hell.
40:42Sorry.
40:43Fucking hell.
40:45Get out.
40:46Get out.
40:46On Thursday night,
40:48famous faces
40:49were finding things
40:50freaky on Discovery+.
40:52You ready to have
40:53the willies put up,
40:54you Pedro?
40:55Am I?
40:55I like watching this wheel
40:56because I know
40:57you're by yourself tonight.
40:59Oh, don't be wrong.
41:04Suzanne Shaw
41:05from here, see?
41:07Celebrities are no different
41:08from the rest of us,
41:08are they?
41:09I mean,
41:09they get haunted too.
41:10What I would do
41:11is to be part
41:11of their team
41:12genuinely.
41:13Just be like,
41:14oh my God,
41:15I feel a presence.
41:15No, you'd do the most.
41:16You'd actually do the most.
41:17Yeah, you'd do all that.
41:19Act like you got
41:20possessed on the spot.
41:22The team have been
41:23called in to investigate
41:24this country farmhouse.
41:26You can see the hearsay.
41:27Money's been spent well.
41:29For ten months,
41:30it's been the home
41:31of singer and actor
41:32Suzanne Shaw.
41:33Suzanne looks like
41:34she's been spooked already.
41:35Yeah.
41:36She looks terrified,
41:37Lassa.
41:38I know.
41:39I've always been
41:40really spiritual.
41:41As a little girl,
41:42I would see people
41:43sat at the end of my bed.
41:44Oh, I've had that
41:45and I haven't seen them.
41:46Oh, here we go.
41:48I felt them.
41:48Oh, we know.
41:49I would feel
41:50people's presence beside me.
41:52I'd always see people
41:53over my shoulder.
41:54Ooh.
41:55I do,
41:56and then it turns out
41:57it's like a cult.
41:58Oh, George.
41:59Yeah.
41:59Oh, George.
42:01Wherever I go,
42:02whatever house
42:03I've lived in,
42:04I feel something.
42:05Ah, she is haunted.
42:07It sounds to me
42:07as if she's got an attachment.
42:09Because Suzanne's emotions
42:11are constantly being affected,
42:13we're concerned
42:14she could have an attachment.
42:16What did I say?
42:17What did I say?
42:18I said straight away
42:20she has an attachment.
42:22So something might be
42:24occupying her.
42:25This experiment
42:26is one that's going
42:27to allow Ian
42:27to try and tap
42:29into your subconscious.
42:30All right, here we go.
42:31Barry Guy's my favourite,
42:32you know,
42:32just because he's got
42:33all the tech,
42:34he's got all the gear
42:34and a little bit
42:35of an idea.
42:36These are some goggles.
42:38No way!
42:39Did he make it himself?
42:41They look homemade,
42:42look at them.
42:43They emit
42:44a red light.
42:46That's going to put you
42:47into a more relaxed
42:48state of mind.
42:49Right.
42:50You know what it's going
42:50to put me into?
42:51A fits of giggles.
42:52In front of you
42:56is a doorway.
42:59Look at this!
43:03So what he's doing now
43:04is he's taking her back
43:06to when she was younger
43:07to see if he can find
43:08when the attachment started.
43:10Tell me what you see.
43:12Tell me what you see.
43:13Fuck all.
43:14You've got these goggles on me.
43:16I'm in my bedroom
43:17from childhood.
43:21How old are you?
43:22Four.
43:23Oh, she's four.
43:24The bogeyman's there.
43:26The bogeyman?
43:28The bogeyman.
43:28Yeah.
43:29That's what she said, Simon.
43:30What does he want with you?
43:33He doesn't want anyone
43:34else to have me.
43:35Oh.
43:35I belong to him.
43:39He wants my soul.
43:44Darkness descends
43:45and Suzanne leaves us
43:47for the night.
43:50Okay, why is she
43:50so dramatic about it?
43:53Ain't the bogeyman
43:54going to follow her?
43:54Is there a ting in it?
43:55He's going to go over there?
43:56Yeah.
43:57I want to talk to
43:58whoever makes this place
44:01feel so heavy.
44:03I said fuck off to her.
44:06Right.
44:07That's a feisty ghost, man.
44:10You're telling me to fuck off?
44:12Well, I'd have to tell him
44:13to fuck off as well.
44:15Do you know the other week
44:17on my spirit box
44:18called me a slut?
44:19Fuckin' hell.
44:21Honestly.
44:21We're back on the landing
44:22and this time
44:24we're using necrophonic.
44:25Necrophonic, Spurrier.
44:27Hilarious.
44:27I want to know
44:28who told me
44:29to piss off
44:30and fuck.
44:31I said devil.
44:32Huh?
44:32You sure about it?
44:33No, Barry.
44:34Don't laugh at Barry.
44:38Did it?
44:38That actually just said devil.
44:40They've pissed the devil off now.
44:42Did you come with Suzanne
44:43or are you from the land?
44:49What do you say?
44:50What were I?
44:51Leave.
44:51You're going to leave.
44:54Fuck off.
44:56Is it fuck off?
44:57To you?
44:57To you?
44:58Are they just talking to Alexa?
45:00I think they are, you know.
45:02Is Alexa just really pissed off?
45:03Yeah.
45:03Oh, this is the problem.
45:07We left Alexa in evil mode,
45:09didn't we?
45:09Let's clicker back
45:10into nice mode.
45:14Suzanne returns
45:15and through exorcism prayer
45:18I'm going to try
45:20and sever this attachment.
45:21You're going to do an exorcism?
45:23Yeah.
45:23Of Suzanne from here, say.
45:26Hallowed be thy name.
45:27Thy kingdom come.
45:29Thy will be done
45:29in earth
45:30as it is in heaven.
45:32What's she doing?
45:33What?
45:33What's she going like that for?
45:35We ask of you, dear God,
45:36to come down.
45:37It's starting to budge now.
45:38It's starting to go.
45:39To give us love.
45:42Jesus Christ.
45:43It's a brick man.
45:44What the fuck?
45:45In the name of the Father
45:46and the Son
45:47and the Holy Spirit.
45:49She's crying.
45:49I tell you what,
45:50she's earning her money,
45:51isn't she?
45:52In the name of Jesus Christ,
45:54our Lord.
45:56Oh my gosh.
45:58Oh.
45:59Is he out?
46:00Brilliant.
46:00Brilliant.
46:01Actually,
46:02that was the beginning
46:02of one of their songs,
46:03wasn't it?
46:03Probably.
46:04I've often said
46:05that you need an exorcism,
46:06but I would go to somebody
46:08I think more,
46:09if you can have
46:10a Harley Street exorcism
46:12rather than those people.
46:13I would prefer
46:15to go private, Natty.
46:17National Health
46:18might botch it.
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