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00:02Cheshire, the champagne capital of the north of England, where the streets are lined with supercars and your neighbour might
00:10just be one of the world's greatest footballers.
00:15In this millionaire's playground, luxury isn't a treat, it's a standard.
00:21Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:22But beneath that sparkle, secrets, rumours and scandal are never far away.
00:29Because to survive in Cheshire, you need thick skin, big dreams and an even bigger bank balance.
00:39The ladies here are a different class and the only thing worse than a fake handbag is a fake friendship.
00:47And receipts? You'd better keep them for both.
00:51Show me what you got, do your worst.
00:54Here, egos are as grand as the mansions they live in.
00:58Alliances are priceless, betrayal is expensive.
01:02And if you can't keep up, you'll be taken for a ride.
01:07Welcome to the Golden Triangle.
01:14I'm a queen bee and I've got a sting in my tail.
01:21Cheshire's in my blood, but don't make it boil.
01:26I'll pray for peace, but I'm ready for war.
01:33I might be younger, but I wasn't born yesterday.
01:38I don't have time for gossip.
01:40I'm too busy building an empire.
01:43Cheshire is my playground and I'll give you the ride of your life.
01:59I've never been in the car with you before.
02:03You have.
02:04You've never driven.
02:05I'm not the best driver.
02:06No, you're definitely not.
02:07You are a terrible driver, though.
02:09Am I in the right gear?
02:10What's going on?
02:11You're in something that's not right.
02:13Are you doing that on purpose?
02:22Can I get serving your blonde?
02:24No problem, Amanda.
02:26I just wanna flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow.
02:30I just wanna flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow.
02:34I just wanna glide a little bit.
02:36Me and go with the sky a little bit.
02:38Yeah, I just wanna flow, flow, flow, flow, flow.
02:40Hi!
02:43How are you?
02:44You look nice.
02:45Oh, look at you.
02:46Free in pink.
02:47Mwah.
02:48Mwah.
02:48Come on, let's go.
02:50Yeah, good.
02:50I just wanna glide a little bit.
02:52I've been away for such a long time.
02:54I know.
02:55How long were you in Dubai for?
02:56Like, two and a half months?
02:57Two and a half months.
02:58It's the longest I've ever been away.
03:00I didn't think you were ever coming back.
03:02Do you know what, Rach?
03:03If I had it my way, I would've just stayed.
03:06Flow, I just wanna flow.
03:08Never gotta swing, we got up in a ball.
03:10Stealing on the building, I don't wanna go.
03:12If you're on it with me, probably had enough.
03:14Flow, flow, flow, yeah, I just wanna flow.
03:21Why is no one...
03:22Has she opened the gate so she knows we're here?
03:25Ampika, it's cold.
03:26Are you gonna let us in today, or should we go?
03:29Why is she leaving a guest on the door?
03:30I don't know.
03:38Well, there's only one queen in Cheshire and she's right here, baby.
03:43I'm here to bring everyone back together.
03:46I want total harmony and peace.
03:49Sorry, Ampika.
03:50It's three people in the toilet and I'm sat here, like, building no mates.
03:57What's happening?
03:58What's the matter?
03:59I don't know if I knew, I'd tell you.
04:04What's she doing?
04:08What better way to start the bonding process with these lovely ladies back in my palace?
04:14Hi.
04:15Hello.
04:16How are you?
04:17Nice.
04:18Hi, ladies.
04:20Finally.
04:20You've never had the privilege of coming through those gates before.
04:27Oh, look at you.
04:29Oh, yeah.
04:29Look at you.
04:30Oh, yeah.
04:30Look at you.
04:31We've got pink champagne for the pink lady.
04:34Ampika's house is very Ampika-ish.
04:37It's opulent.
04:38It's not to my taste.
04:40But that's okay.
04:41She probably wouldn't live in a farmhouse.
04:43Each to their own.
04:44Can you believe it?
04:45It's my first time.
04:46And you're so close to each other.
04:48We're so close.
04:49I know.
04:49Literally.
04:50I'm thinking, why has that been, Seema?
04:51You walk the dog down here.
04:53I do.
04:54She walks the dog.
04:55That's like...
04:55That is an insult.
04:57I walk the dog down here.
04:58And I see your house, I'm thinking to carry on walking.
05:00Bloody hell, I wasn't expecting this.
05:03As soon as I've walked in, it's like, how come you've never been to my house?
05:08Well, Ampika, he's never invited me.
05:12What's your excuse?
05:13Why have you not been before?
05:14I have been before.
05:15I've been here a couple of times.
05:16She has been a couple of times when she had the consortium company.
05:19I'm just selling my stuff.
05:21And Rachel used to drive through the gates and she'd have such a frosty disposition.
05:24I'd be like, hi, Rachel, you okay?
05:25Would you like a drink?
05:26She's like, no, fine, thank you.
05:27I didn't.
05:27I didn't.
05:29I remember you were like really frosty and I thought...
05:31I wasn't at all.
05:32Ice queen.
05:33If it's not me being a bin bag lady, I'm frosty.
05:36What is it with her?
05:38It's like she can't help herself.
05:39Be nice.
05:40It costs nothing.
05:41I gotta put me first.
05:43Big bad putting that word.
05:45Call me, I can't hit bad.
05:47Don't got time for chit chat.
05:48Oh, look at you.
05:51Oh, look at you.
05:52Oh, look at you.
05:53Oh, look at you.
05:54Oh, look at you.
06:11I'm wearing my outfits, but watch, got penises on her shoes.
06:14Oh, stop.
06:15Pointy.
06:16They're very pointy.
06:18They're a little bit odd.
06:20They look like a pointy penis.
06:22I went out for the weekend to Wales with some friends and I met a really, really nice guy.
06:28Oh, my God.
06:29How do you meet all these people?
06:30You meet so many people.
06:31How do you meet all these men?
06:32How old is he?
06:3336.
06:34No, that's not bad.
06:36That's not bad.
06:37But he said to me I could be a very immature 40-year-old.
06:41And?
06:42Yeah, but I don't look 40.
06:43I mean, I'm lying, but I'm not that good.
06:46She can get free trams.
06:48Is that true?
06:49No, I can't get a free tram.
06:51No, you can't.
06:52No, you can't.
07:03I was in Dubai at the same time, yeah.
07:05But she was busy.
07:06We tried to meet up and, you know, it just didn't work.
07:08Our schedule didn't work.
07:09You're okay, though, aren't you?
07:11Yeah, we're actually really good.
07:12I feel like we haven't spoke as much over the summer period, but we're okay.
07:16Like, I feel like we've...
07:17Obviously, a lot happened last year.
07:18You called me a client.
07:20You were.
07:21Let's rewind.
07:22No, no, no.
07:22What's the whole client?
07:23I was a client.
07:24It's all Paige.
07:25I was family, I'm family, I'm family, I'm the assistant, now just a client.
07:27We've come over there and we're on a good path.
07:30And you'll say, half the time, you forget what you were screaming about.
07:33Anyway, thank you.
07:34I kind of go, what do you mean?
07:35Me and you do, a lot of people don't.
07:55When I went to the Burj Al Arab in Dubai, I saw...
07:59Yes, this is what it reminds me of.
08:00It was the staircase and the Burj Al Arab, and I thought, if it's good enough for the
08:03Burj Al Arab, it's good enough for me.
08:06Wow.
08:07This is my bedroom.
08:08Oh, wow.
08:08I'm eager.
08:09I'm probably going to sleep here like a few.
08:11This is gorgeous.
08:12I know.
08:13Oh, I love this.
08:14Nice little canopy.
08:16Is that you?
08:17That's me and David.
08:19Oh my gosh, you look so different when everyone's there.
08:21Yeah, that was like probably about 12 years ago.
08:23I've known David for 17 years.
08:25It's been noted in the Sunday Times Rich List that David is 148th richest person in the country.
08:31I got introduced through a mutual girlfriend who was an actress, and she introduced me to this chap who was
08:37my friend for very many years.
08:39So I've grown to love him, know all his wonderful qualities, the good, the bad, the ugly.
08:44And the same with me, and I think if I can live my best life and genuinely have love and
08:50have financial freedom and have health, I am the luckiest girl in the world.
08:55I've been looking so fly.
08:57I've been looking so fly.
08:58Oh, you've got a salon.
09:01Gorgeous.
09:02So.
09:02Oh, and Pika.
09:04I am going to be here every day.
09:06You need to get ready in here for a girls' night.
09:09Yeah.
09:09This is brilliant.
09:10No, it's just cosy, isn't it?
09:11I'm going to keep all of y'all begging for more.
09:14And this is cool and it's pure as fire.
09:18Oh my gosh.
09:20Oh my gosh.
09:22Pika Boo!
09:23I know, I know.
09:24This is such a fashion archive.
09:26She's got every single designer piece.
09:29I mean, Chanel bags, Hermes, Gucci, Louis Vuitton.
09:35This girl's got it all.
09:37Oh, and Pika.
09:38Oh!
09:39Right, I'm actually going to play dress up.
09:41What do we think?
09:43Oh, I really like that.
09:44Is that Hermes?
09:45Yeah.
09:45Oh my God.
09:47I need a handbag.
09:48Can I choose a bag?
09:49Choose a bag.
09:49I'm thinking this for you.
09:51To me?
09:52No, this is for you.
09:53Well, I've got that in black.
09:55Oh.
10:04I'm so happy.
10:05I'm so happy.
10:06I know.
10:07I know.
10:09I know.
10:10I know.
10:10I know.
10:10I know.
10:10I know.
10:11Do you know what?
10:11It was inevitable.
10:12They've been together a long time, haven't they?
10:14I know, Pika.
10:15I'm just so excited.
10:17I know.
10:17He's putting a ring on it.
10:19It's so nice to see one of my oldest best friends.
10:22So happy and so in love.
10:25And I'm really excited for her.
10:27That's what I want.
10:28When I first met Pika babe, she was married to Mark.
10:31Who's Mark?
10:32So Mark is Aunt Pika's first husband.
10:34Oh, is that who she's talking about when she says Mark?
10:37Her first husband.
10:39They actually look like each other.
10:41Yeah, Mark and David could be.
10:43Yeah.
10:43But hold on, so he doesn't live with her?
10:45Because she talks about the person called Mark.
10:47Yeah.
10:47They've got their son and it's a big house.
10:49Like this?
10:51That's interesting.
10:52David and Mark are really shows.
10:54They got on really well.
10:55Oh, my God.
10:55That's amazing.
10:57It's a very unique situation.
10:59It's very unique.
11:00Yeah.
11:10Ladies, this is the dining room.
11:12Wow.
11:12This is our formal room.
11:14Flowers.
11:14Hello.
11:15Hello.
11:17I knew there'd be mirrors somewhere.
11:19I was looking on your bed.
11:20To be honest, you've done things in here and looked up.
11:23I have done things in here.
11:25And it's really sexy.
11:26I've done it on the dining room table and it's amazing.
11:29Amazing.
11:29So you can literally get the full experience from every angle.
11:34So you're saying you've done things on this table.
11:36Is there anywhere they haven't christened in this house?
11:40I mean, I'm not being funny.
11:42I need some rubber gloves.
11:43I'm too scared to sit down on anything.
11:45It was an experience.
11:47It was an experience.
11:47Oh, my God.
11:47So, this was my marital home.
11:50So, obviously, me and my ex-husband.
11:53David's been here a few times.
11:54Right.
11:55Yeah.
11:55And I just didn't think it was proper to get him to reenact something that I've already
11:59done.
12:00So, then you put the mirrors here instead.
12:01So, then I've manoeuvred David onto here.
12:04So, we've christened this part.
12:06Mark and I have christened that part.
12:07That's lovely.
12:07So, it's all happy memories when I come in here.
12:09Happy memories.
12:11La, la, la, la, la.
12:12I can't unsee it.
12:13I can't unsee it.
12:14Maybe I'll have to give Sandeep a call and talk about some mirrors.
12:18Get mine.
12:19Yay!
12:21Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
12:24Nora's turning too soon.
12:27And, you know, we've always talked about wanting to grow our family.
12:29Would you go again, would you?
12:31Well, we have been trying.
12:32Oh, really?
12:33Oh, wow.
12:33Are you struggling with anything?
12:35It's pretty scary.
12:36Yeah.
12:37I am gonna miss the girls.
12:39Have you told them yet?
12:40Not told anybody.
12:41They're gonna be really shocked.
12:43So, the pair of them sat there, like, poisoned umpa-lumpas, slagging me off.
12:46And, it went on for about seven minutes.
12:48You're very nice to people's faces.
12:50But, behind that veneer of a smile, are you really sincere?
12:59Good afternoon.
13:01Come on.
13:02Do you wanna help Mummy choose?
13:05Come on, have a look at diamonds, Nora.
13:07Oh, well, she's on the floor.
13:08Nora!
13:09Nora, what are you doing?
13:14Oh, come on.
13:16Let's have a look at some jewellery.
13:18Nora is turning two very soon, and she is definitely well within her terrible two era.
13:25I didn't realize how hard it would be to juggle motherhood, running a business, house renovations.
13:32And, it's hard.
13:34Someone once told me that your dad should be the first person to buy you diamonds.
13:38So, get your credit cards ready, because, yeah.
13:41It's gonna be expensive.
13:42Hi!
13:43Oh, hello.
13:44Hello, my darling.
13:45You okay?
13:46I'm good.
13:46How are you?
13:48Well, you know, my voice is gone.
13:50When's that coming back?
13:50I don't know.
13:51I don't know.
13:52We've got Nora here as well.
13:53She's just having a little play around.
13:55No matter.
13:56Who's the Santa Sheena?
13:58Beautiful girl.
13:59So cutey.
14:00What a beautiful girl.
14:01Yeah, I'm so sorry I've lost my voice.
14:03So, I'm in collaboration with this beautiful map and web.
14:06Oh, amazing!
14:07And I am doing an edit with them for Ramadan.
14:11Oh, wow!
14:11And we're doing the first ever Iftar event.
14:14But, the best part is why you're here today, is I'm choosing all the jewellery for my edit.
14:19And, wait, wait, wait, wait, not even the best part, I get to share that with some of the girls.
14:23And of course I'm gonna share it with you.
14:24Oh, you do?
14:25So, you get to try on jewellery and you get to wear it and borrow it.
14:28Oh, my God, Paige!
14:30Thank you!
14:31How blooming exciting!
14:33I know, so...
14:34Oh, God!
14:34I told you the girls are gonna love this.
14:37Hold the Birkin.
14:38Hold the Birkin.
14:39Bloody hell!
14:46Oh, Paige.
14:48Oh, that's perfect.
14:49Do you wanna try it on?
14:50You just try this on.
14:51Oh, my God.
14:52How much does this work?
14:55150k.
14:56150k.
14:57I like the team work.
14:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:58We'll get it done, we'll get it done, we'll get it done.
15:00So girly, isn't it?
15:02It's stunning.
15:02It's not every day you're wearing £150,000 around your neck, is it?
15:06Oh, wow.
15:06Isn't that gorge?
15:07Yeah.
15:08I mean...
15:08The outfit today, actually.
15:09It actually is perfect.
15:11A bit of bling.
15:12So I'm gonna just get you some champagne and your tea, and I'll leave you to it.
15:16Thank you, darling.
15:16Thank you very much.
15:17No worries.
15:18Bye.
15:26Ooh!
15:28This is my first time I've ever had bicycle shorts on in my entire life.
15:32I have a love-hate relationship with my buttocks, so if I can get anything to zap
15:37those babies, make it firmer, make it tighter, make it tauter, I'll pay anything.
15:43I will start turning things up, and you'll just start to feel a little something come
15:46on in.
15:46Ooh!
15:48Exactly that.
15:49Woo!
15:50Fucking hell!
15:50Stop me sideways.
15:52That is evil.
15:53That's like dog training with that electric collar on.
15:56Sounds like we're in a porno.
15:57This is really seedy, Lauren.
15:59Stop it, please.
16:00You're freaking me out.
16:01It's not a nice sensation at all.
16:02I mean, it's a very strange feeling.
16:04I feel like your vibrators got lost inside you to the left.
16:07It's been described as that before, to be fair, so I can't even disagree.
16:10Oh, that feels lovely.
16:12Oh.
16:12When's it finishing?
16:13Not long.
16:14Oh, my God.
16:15Now you can really feel it on your clit, Lauren.
16:17Jesus Christ.
16:18Come on, feel it on my clit.
16:20Can you put it up so I can feel it on my clit?
16:24Oh.
16:25You can do this on people.
16:26Come on.
16:27Keep moving.
16:28Oh!
16:29Perfect.
16:29Come on.
16:30Two more, please.
16:31Oh, God.
16:33That is really, really...
16:34Yeah.
16:34It gets tough, doesn't it?
16:36It gets tough.
16:36It's like some type of karma sutra.
16:39Yay!
16:40Finished.
16:40Well done, well done, well done.
16:42Lovely work.
16:43That was lovely.
16:44Have a breather.
16:44Let me get these off you.
16:45I'll never do that again.
16:46That was hell.
16:47To be honest, when I had the girls round the other day, I actually had genuinely a lovely,
16:52lovely afternoon.
16:54The only thing that I couldn't believe is that Seam has never been to your house.
16:57I know.
16:57I have invited her.
16:59I invited her and Sandeep.
17:00She declined.
17:02Oh, no, I didn't mean it in a horrible way.
17:04I was just like...
17:04No, I wasn't like picking teeth and causing trouble.
17:07I was just surprised that she'd never been to your house.
17:10I'm going to peel it back down to basics.
17:12I don't know about something that went on years ago, but you know when you haven't addressed
17:15something and it niggles away at you?
17:17No.
17:17Seema and Stacey.
17:18Oh, I knew you were going to say that.
17:20Yeah, literally.
17:20And it's a bone of contention.
17:22Was this Seema's party and...
17:26They rang up Esther.
17:27And it rang...
17:28They rang Esther up and they were both pissed.
17:30She could hear everything.
17:32Yeah.
17:32And they thought that they'd put the phone down.
17:34Yeah, that was it.
17:34So they're ringing up Esther.
17:36Esther didn't pick up.
17:37So the pair of them sat there, like, poisoned umpa-lumpers slagging me off.
17:42And it went on for about seven minutes.
17:43And then Esther sent it to me the next day.
17:45And I was absolutely shell shocked.
17:47I've always found with Seema that she is very warm and welcoming with a smile on her face.
17:53But behind your back, she's really schneid.
17:55I am the same person that I've always been.
17:57And you are too, Seema.
17:58And that's a two-faced fucker.
18:00Yeah.
18:00To me, you're very nice to people's faces.
18:03But behind that veneer of a smile, are you really sincere?
18:06I was so hurt and taken back by what Seema had said seven years ago.
18:11You could say I'm pathetic.
18:13You could say I'm childish.
18:14But to me, I'm a person with feelings.
18:17And I am like an elephant.
18:19I will never forget.
18:20If I thought you looked a crock of shit, I'd say to Lauren today, sweetheart.
18:23You do!
18:24I don't think.
18:25But I'd say it to your face.
18:26Yeah, I agree.
18:26I don't need to get in the back of a car, pissed out in my head, slagging you off, unbeknownst
18:31to you.
18:31And then come, oh, hi!
18:33She got caught.
18:33You're like a smiling assassin.
18:35She got caught.
18:35Smiling assassin.
18:45You tell me your place.
18:48How's it going?
18:49Well, it was meant to be done.
18:50I mean, months ago, like six months ago.
18:52A whole page.
18:53Honestly, like, we are still currently living in town.
18:56It's been nine months.
18:58Oh, my God.
18:58How are you supposed to be in town for?
19:00Three.
19:01If I'm honest to you, I've had enough.
19:03It's like I'm drained.
19:05Like, I am, I could scream every day.
19:07Like, I'm literally, I was saying to Amir, my head is like this, just kind of a bit above water.
19:11We started our Harris renovations nearly a year ago.
19:14And the site is still an absolute mess.
19:17And I just don't know when this project is going to be finished.
19:19We're over half a mil, over budget.
19:22Oh, Paige.
19:23And if I'm truly honest with you, like, I mean, see me and Amir, we've been together for years.
19:28We love each other.
19:28Yeah, of course.
19:29But the reality is...
19:30It's a test, isn't it?
19:31It's a big test.
19:32And we are at each other's heads.
19:34Yeah.
19:35Nora's turning too soon.
19:37You know, we've always talked about wanting to grow our family, because Nora's at an age
19:41now where we don't want that gap to be too...
19:42Would you go again, would you?
19:43Well, we have been trying.
19:45Oh, really?
19:46Oh, wow.
19:46But the issue is, is like, we're struggling with the house problems, like the stress.
19:52Like, then we're bickering, then it goes.
19:53And I don't know if that's a factor in probably why I haven't been pregnant yet.
19:58With Nora, we were very lucky.
19:59We didn't try as much, and I just fell pregnant.
20:01Whereas this time around, we're starting to see that maybe it wasn't as easy as the first
20:05time.
20:06And we do want to have more kids, and we do want to have a future where we can see
20:10all
20:10the kids coming over the house and running around.
20:13Who knows?
20:14Who knows what's going to happen?
20:16Hopefully, hopefully, one day, we'll be able to grow our family away from all this stress
20:21and have a calmer life.
20:22Hopefully.
20:31Oh, no.
20:32Can you just put the strawberries on that?
20:33Do you want a tea, Mum?
20:34Please.
20:35I'm beautiful and everybody knows.
20:40Are you going to miss me, Mum?
20:42Oh, don't start.
20:43I'll start crying again, Seema.
20:45Really, really going to miss...
20:48You don't need to cry.
20:49I know.
20:50It's not the same, Seema.
20:52Oh, Mum.
20:53Listen, you're going to be able to have a holiday with me.
20:56I know.
20:57I've been keeping a huge secret from the girls.
21:00And after a lifetime of living here, I'm actually leaving Cheshire.
21:05Sandeep and the boys were all moving to Dubai.
21:09I'll miss all of you, but for you, it's something different, like mother-daughter.
21:14I know.
21:15You can sit and talk and all that.
21:17It's a different relationship.
21:19You're going to miss me, see?
21:19You're going to miss me the best, the most.
21:23I'm finding this all so hard, even though it's exciting.
21:27Me and my mum are so close.
21:31I don't have my dad.
21:33Erm...
21:34She's everything. Mum, Dad, best friend.
21:38And I think telling her is actually making it really real.
21:42You studied together.
21:44Good morning.
21:45Oh, hello.
21:46Are you OK?
21:46Oh, yeah.
21:47Hello.
21:49You OK?
21:49Yeah.
21:50I'm fine. How are you?
21:51I'm fine.
21:52You're good.
21:52I'm surprised you are.
21:53I don't know.
21:54Good morning.
21:55You OK?
21:55Do you want a coffee?
21:57Just a boil of water, please.
21:58The move to Dubai is the right time for us.
22:02It's something we've always wanted to do, and I can.
22:05My work can still carry on there.
22:08Aaron's moving with his company, and I'm sure Neil will follow,
22:12but it is going to be hard.
22:14It's a big step, but I am looking forward to it.
22:17I don't know.
22:18Are you struggling with anything about leaving here?
22:20I think, obviously, it's pretty scary.
22:23Yeah.
22:23But I'll just miss everyone here, basically,
22:27and all the memories we've had here.
22:28And I think that's what I'm going to miss the most.
22:31But the girls...
22:32I am going to miss the girls.
22:35Have you told them you're going yet?
22:37I've not told anybody.
22:38I don't know when the right time is to tell them,
22:42because they'll be shocked.
22:43They're going to be really shocked.
22:45Who's going to be the most shocked?
22:46I think Rachel will take it the hardest.
22:50I'm really worried how I'm going to tell Rachel.
22:53She's always been my solid friend,
22:56and I know she's going to find this really difficult.
23:00Yeah.
23:01I'm worried about Rach.
23:03She hates change.
23:05She puts this hard front, but she's not.
23:07And I just...
23:08I think I'm going to find it the hardest, telling her.
23:11I'm going to have to tell the girls, too.
23:15I don't know how I'm going to do it.
23:17I don't even know how to say it, what to say.
23:21But I'm going to have to do it.
23:34The Phantom looks so mean, doesn't it?
23:36It's too big.
23:37If you get the right colour spec,
23:39you can make it look so mean on the road.
23:41See, what do you think about that?
23:42So, if you look at it from this distance, it's mean,
23:45but it doesn't really stand out, does it?
23:48This is like a trip down memory lane,
23:51Mark and I going car shopping.
23:53But this time, I'm going car shopping,
23:55not as his wife, but as his best friend.
23:57It's a lovely weekend car.
24:00This is going to be our new baby.
24:02Yeah.
24:03I'm going to christen it.
24:04In what way?
24:05Well, you know what way.
24:06I open the door, I'm there with beautiful lingerie on.
24:09Who could resist?
24:09Yeah, yeah.
24:10I'm sure he'll be over the moon with that suggestion.
24:12I love Mark to death.
24:15He was the love of my life
24:16and I still love him very much today.
24:18People find mine and Mark's relationship really bizarre.
24:23They don't quite get it.
24:24They wonder if we still have sex.
24:26They wonder, do I have a polyanimous relationship
24:29with him and David?
24:30And it's like, listen, whoa, gee, your imagination.
24:33We're basically best friends.
24:34What are you wearing anyway?
24:36What do you mean what I'm wearing?
24:37Colour is a spice of life, Mark.
24:39No, we're going to the circus.
24:40So I'm thinking like, you know, straight up there.
24:43Oh, yeah.
24:43So you look like you're awake.
24:45It doesn't matter if the whole world doesn't like me.
24:47Because as long as you like me, that's all that matters.
24:51Oh, God, yeah.
24:51Wow.
24:52It is wow.
24:52So how many swatches of different colours can you have
24:55or is it just literally...?
24:56With it being bespoke, you can have 44,000 colours.
25:00Oh, wow.
25:00So that's really based on your eye.
25:02You can actually see 44,000 colours.
25:05OK.
25:05I'm happy to have something quite understated on the outside,
25:09but very extrovert on the inside.
25:12So it's like a cream egg.
25:14Might look nothing on the outside, but once you get in...
25:16Blah, blah, blah.
25:17It's so tasty.
25:18That blue is stunning, actually.
25:19The blue is beautiful.
25:20To me, there's not enough of that blue.
25:22The interior is just lush.
25:24Right, well, there's a lot of decisions to make, isn't there, Mark?
25:27Oh, yeah!
25:31Big house, new shoes.
25:33Speed it up, make moves, get loose.
25:36Go wild, everything we worked for.
25:37I'm about to steal right now.
25:38I am so bloomin' nervous for Billie.
25:42I am.
25:42Yeah, she's nervous.
25:44Obviously, we had tears this morning and everything.
25:46We are so excited and really nervous
25:50because today, Billie Rae has her driving theory test.
25:54This is her second attempt.
25:55The first one didn't go according to plan,
25:57so we are on tenterhooks
26:00because if she doesn't pass this time,
26:02it's gonna be an awful day.
26:03She's trying really hard, so I just really want her to pass.
26:06Do you know what?
26:06The one half lesson I gave her...
26:08Yeah.
26:09Like, before she's doing proper lessons, you know what I mean?
26:11She was very good.
26:12Wait, hold on a minute, and you didn't get stressed out
26:14because why do you get so stressed out when I drive?
26:17Well, you know, have you done your test yet?
26:20That's so funny.
26:22I hope, for her own sake,
26:25Billie has her dad's genes when it comes to driving
26:27because I had to take my driving test five times
26:29before I passed it.
26:31I was useless.
26:32But you passed first time, though, didn't you?
26:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:34I never had a road lesson in my life.
26:36Of course you did.
26:36The road is my catwalk.
26:37Yes, there you go.
26:39All right.
26:39Very good.
26:40You're very poetic today.
26:41Well done.
26:43It's a massive year for us this year.
26:45Shane's got two really big Boys Zone shows coming up.
26:48The businesses are thriving.
26:51So we're stressed, but we love it.
26:54Being at Madison Square Gardens,
26:56has that kind of helped prepare your mind for the Emirates Stadium?
26:59What I actually really weirdly witnessed or experienced was the crowd.
27:05It was electric.
27:06It made you love it again a little bit.
27:07A little bit.
27:08Because, you know, I've been done with the industry for a long time.
27:11I kind of said, look, I'm out.
27:13That's why we do what I do now.
27:15The documentary was incredible.
27:16And that's the reason why people are like, please do a show.
27:18Yeah.
27:19And I think, you know, come June 5th and 6th, it's going to go like that.
27:23I think it's going to be a blink.
27:25Oh, God, absolutely.
27:26It's going to be an absolute blink.
27:26This year is going to go by really quickly.
27:28It's going to be mega, though.
27:30Yeah, of course.
27:30When Shane and I met, both of us were in the music industry.
27:34Complete opposite ends.
27:35He was in a massive boy band.
27:37I was a backing vocalist.
27:38We got together, had some babies.
27:41Now, the kids have seen their dad on stage, but they were tiny.
27:47So, I don't even think they remember it.
27:49So, this time around, it's going to be brilliant,
27:52because they are going to have such beautiful memories.
27:55I have a Miss Coffey.
27:56Oh, you do?
27:57Oh, she's finished, then.
27:58Ring her back.
28:01Hello.
28:02Oh, no, not good.
28:03I'll do.
28:04Not good.
28:04Boo-boo, you all right?
28:09Oh, sorry, sweetheart.
28:10Oh, no, it doesn't look good.
28:15Hi.
28:16Hello.
28:17How did you do?
28:18High five!
28:25Yes.
28:26We knew you would.
28:27Sit down.
28:27Sit down.
28:28She passed.
28:29Oh, my God.
28:30I thought we were in for horrendous day, but no, she passed.
28:34Right.
28:35On to the driving test.
28:52I've got something to tell you, and I don't know how to tell you, I'm going to be leaving Cheshire.
29:03Yeah.
29:03I feel like I'm going to cry.
29:04Yeah.
29:05I'm moving away.
29:06Where are you moving to?
29:08Yeah.
29:08Dubai.
29:08Why?
29:09Seema and I are extremely close.
29:12We've spent so many years together, and with her leaving, it almost feels like a part of me is leaving
29:18as well.
29:19It just makes me so sad.
29:20You know, I feel like ever since I moved to Cheshire, you've always been there. You've been my big sister,
29:26my friend.
29:27I miss you.
29:28Oh, Namina.
29:30I'm so upset.
29:32Oh, Namina.
29:34Oh, God, please.
29:36At first I thought she was laughing, but she is full on crying.
29:40I mean, do you know, like when a kid cries and goes, oh, I was like, oh, this is actually
29:47making me more nervous.
29:49How are the other girls going to react?
29:51You're the first person I've told.
29:54The girls do not have a clue, but I think Rachel's going to really feel it.
29:58But yeah, today's going to be kind of a bittersweet moment.
30:14You look cute, do it twirl.
30:16Ta-da!
30:18Yeah, you look beautiful.
30:19You have that made.
30:20We spoke for you.
30:22Yeah.
30:23I think it's so nice, all the girls together and some boys.
30:27Hello!
30:27Oh, hi!
30:30How are you?
30:31How are you?
30:32I'm sorry.
30:33Hold on.
30:34I'm always late.
30:35How can you relate to your event?
30:37I had to go and pick her up.
30:38And she wasn't ready, so I was waiting for her.
30:40No, I wasn't ready.
30:41You're actually leaving, your friend.
30:43I had to fix my makeup.
30:44I had to fix my makeup, fix the hair.
30:45I'm all over the place.
30:46I'm a big mess.
30:47I had to redo my makeup and I'm just trying to put the smile up and be there for her
30:51because
30:52it's her moment and her choice when to tell the girls, not mine.
30:56It's good to see you, girls.
30:58I told her in the car.
30:59I'm so upset Ampika.
31:01Oh.
31:01Tell them what we knew, lad.
31:03Did you, years ago?
31:04No, but I don't remember.
31:05Years ago.
31:05I went to the spa the other day with Lauren and Rachel when Lauren told me that apparently
31:10Ampika's got a massive issue with me.
31:13I can't believe it.
31:14That's the first I'd heard about it.
31:16The other day, the same scenario as you really, something was brought up from ten years ago.
31:21Ampika said the other day that I was frosty when I went to hers and actually I wasn't.
31:25She's seen me God knows how many times since.
31:27Why is she bringing all these old things up?
31:28Why is that?
31:29What it is, is it's everyone get on and do any drama or be friendly and then not.
31:34Seven years ago Ampika, what are you talking about?
31:37I can't even remember what happened yesterday, let alone seven years ago.
31:41You were just constantly having a little dig at me and I feel you need to stop.
31:46Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
31:49Hello.
31:50What did I say?
31:52The hair's greasing.
31:53Oh, the boobs are so saggy.
31:54Nipples are halfway down the chest.
31:55Ha!
31:56I honestly don't remember saying it.
31:59I've just found out Rachel's having a new treatment.
32:01Vagina lift.
32:02Is it the bits that I hate?
32:04No, I don't have those.
32:05Oh, okay.
32:05Guys, can I just get you all to come forward?
32:09Because there's something that I've been meaning to tell you all.
32:12And I've not been able to tell you because I don't know how.
32:17Y'all better not get in our way.
32:21Y'all better not get in our way.
32:23Y'all better not get in our way.
32:23Y'all better not get in our way.
32:25Y'all better not get in our way.
32:26Hello.
32:27Hello.
32:28Oh, thank you.
32:30Hello.
32:31What's up?
32:32Hey.
32:33How you doing?
32:34Nice, sir.
32:34I think Ampika's still married to Mark.
32:37He's always there.
32:38He seems to be very useful.
32:41It's quite an unusual situation.
32:43She's got two husbands, two bookends.
32:46They look the same, too.
32:48Obviously, I've not met you, Mark, before I met.
32:50Obviously, you didn't leave it, but it's good to see him.
32:52I'm joking.
32:52You look similar.
32:53They're literally very similar, don't they?
32:55She has a tie.
32:56She has a tie.
32:58Mark is crazy.
33:00I mean, their relationship dynamic, oof, never heard it before.
33:04I mean, I'm all each to their own, but wow, I can't believe they both live under the same roof,
33:09as well as the new partner.
33:11It's mental.
33:11If I'm pissed off with David, I call him, he calms me down, then he calls David, tries to explain
33:19my point of view, and then you come back to me to try and explain David's point of view, and
33:23then we all make friends.
33:24She drives me up the wall.
33:27And then she tells me what to do, and she tells me where to go.
33:29She's always shouting and shouting at David, and then David and her are shouting.
33:34It's a bit of a comedy art.
33:38This is a relationship that works for me.
33:40With two men in my life, one from my past, one from my future, and it works perfectly.
33:45It's always the man's fault, isn't it?
33:47You know what? I'm so glad I'm single.
33:50It's always the man's fault.
33:51It is.
33:52It is.
33:53One shot, two shot, three shot, four.
33:55How many shots do it take till you go?
33:57Drinking champagne at the bottom, no glasses.
34:00Everybody on the floor, shake your ass.
34:05Hey girls!
34:06How are you?
34:08How are you?
34:09Good, how are you?
34:09I'm loving this.
34:11Look at you two getting on.
34:13I'm loving this.
34:14We're all grown up now, aren't we?
34:16We're honestly, I feel like we're on such a good wave by the way now.
34:20It's good.
34:21Good, love that.
34:22Cheers.
34:23It's been a very bumpy road between Paige and I, but I finally feel like we're in it.
34:27in a good place.
34:29She's been really nice.
34:31For now.
34:33I've just found out Rachel's having a new treatment, which is the whole nip-tuck vaginal lift.
34:39What is a vaginal lift?
34:40You're not going to put it here like Patman, are you?
34:42No, no, no, no.
34:44Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
34:45So is it about the bits that are hanging?
34:46No, I don't have those.
34:47Oh, OK.
34:48I don't have those.
34:49Those are like...
34:50No, I don't have those.
34:51Paige, they're not dangly.
34:53They're not dangly.
34:54God, Jesus, get that image out of your head.
34:58So you know how gradually gravity and age can make things...
35:01You lose muscle.
35:03Oh, yeah.
35:03Yeah, right.
35:04So you know how it used to be like this, and now maybe it's more like this?
35:08Like balls.
35:09Phil's balls.
35:10Scrotum.
35:11Saggy scrotum.
35:12Balls get longer.
35:13Did you just say like Phil's balls?
35:14Yeah.
35:15Right.
35:15So what we're going to do with that...
35:17I really don't want to know about Phil's balls or Rachel's vagina.
35:24Like, please, those mental images, I'm never going to be able to wash away.
35:27Just stop talking about it.
35:29We're just going to pull it back a little bit, off, and stitch.
35:35And then we're going to look...
35:37When's it scheduled?
35:38Is it soon?
35:39Yeah, soon.
35:39Can I come?
35:40If you've got a saggy badge.
35:42Are we all?
35:42Yeah.
35:43I'm going to do my thing, yeah.
35:45I'm going to do my thing, yeah.
35:47I'm going to do my thing, yeah.
35:49I'm going to do my thing, yeah.
35:51I'm going to do my thing, yeah.
35:52I'm going to do my thing, yeah.
35:52I feel like there's a real sometimes guarded shield with you.
35:55And I'm like, I'm going to claw that bloody shield out.
35:59I'm going to peel back the layers and get the core reviews.
36:01Do it.
36:02Because inside there's a wonderful person screaming, wanting to connect with people.
36:07What life's shown me in my childhood, in my adult life, is you do need to be a little bit
36:13guarded.
36:14You do need to have a slight armour about you, because not everybody means well for you.
36:19I think in some ways, Sheena, we're very similar.
36:21Go on.
36:22Shane is very well known.
36:25Worldwide.
36:25And David has been in the press for very, very many years.
36:29Yeah.
36:29So when you're with someone who's high profile, it's a different remit, isn't it?
36:33Yeah.
36:33And I think that's probably a little bit why I'm so guarded.
36:37Yeah.
36:37Because my experiences have been, not all, but a lot of them have been negative experiences.
36:42So people only being friends with you because.
36:45Yeah.
36:45Yeah.
36:45Or people, you putting your trust in someone.
36:49Yeah.
36:49Yeah, I get that.
36:50You know, they sell a story or they make stuff up.
36:53So it, yes, it tends to...
36:54So I understand that now.
36:55I sometimes have to really kind of put my foot down in the sense that I'm my own person.
37:01So, you know, I get introduced a lot as Shane's wife, which is fine because I am Shane's wife.
37:05But equally...
37:06I have my own element today.
37:07Yeah, I'm my own person as well.
37:08I think Sheena and I have got a lot of common denominators, both with people that are well-known
37:14in the public eye, both having to be quite guarded and quite distrusting of certain people
37:20and people's agendas.
37:21And the more times I get to spend on a one-to-one with her, the more and more I
37:26like her.
37:35A friend of mine phoned me up and said,
37:38Royston, would you like to come and meet Queen Camilla?
37:41Oh, wow.
37:41Anyway, so when she came to me, I said, but from one queen to another...
37:45You did not.
37:47I did.
37:48I said, and I'd be the queen a lot longer than you.
37:52So I said, if you ever need any advice, give me a room.
37:55Did she laugh?
37:55Did she get it?
37:56She burst out to laugh.
37:56She burst out to laugh.
37:58She was delightful, Rachel.
38:00Pamela, you said that as well.
38:03You two, two is it?
38:05I get what they want, I get what they want, what they want.
38:08They got nothing on, they got nothing, nothing on me.
38:13Shane's going back on to all.
38:15Are you?
38:16Oh, God.
38:17Yeah.
38:18Don't be spreading rumours.
38:19No, you are.
38:20Can we have tickets?
38:22Can we have tickets?
38:23Yeah.
38:23I'm coming.
38:24Sheen has already invited us all.
38:26Oh, my God, that way.
38:27We've already got, you know, those T-shirts that said,
38:29We love shade.
38:30Yeah.
38:37Hello.
38:39Oh, my God.
38:42Can I just have a...
38:43Can I just say?
38:45What?
38:45When and how and seven years ago and...
38:49Oh, my God, I have festered on that theme for fucking years.
38:53Seven years.
38:55Seven years.
38:55Seven bloody years.
38:57What is wrong with you, woman?
38:59And what did I say?
39:00I thought...
39:01God, her hair's greasing, and then you're like,
39:03Oh, and her boobs are so sag, her nipples are halfway down her chest.
39:05Ha-ha-ha-ha.
39:06And I was like, what the fuck?
39:07Like, really?
39:08I honestly don't remember saying it.
39:11I'm sorry if I did, but I don't remember.
39:14Right, okay, you're saying it.
39:16Yeah.
39:16I'll take that.
39:17And all I can say right now is, hand on my heart,
39:20I fucking take that back.
39:22You are beautiful, and...
39:24Thank you, Seema.
39:24No!
39:25I'm Pika, all I've been telling the girl...
39:27No, I'm sorry if I did.
39:29I would...
39:30Because, hand on my heart, you're not there.
39:31Can I do that a bit harder?
39:33Yes, please.
39:34I've just made my mind up.
39:35Accept it, I'm Pika.
39:37Be a big girl, and make light of it.
39:39But you know what I'll do?
39:41I'll tolerate you.
39:42Hi and bye, hi and bye.
39:44I am now going to draw a line under the sand.
39:47I'll move on.
39:48Oh, I love you.
39:49Let's move on, love you too.
39:50I'll go boom.
39:53Yeah, I'll go boom, I'll go boom.
39:56Guys, can I just get you all to come forward?
39:59What is going on?
40:01Why is she doing this?
40:03Because, erm, yeah, there's something I want to tell you all.
40:08Just seeing all the girls' faces,
40:10I can see them all lined up in front of me.
40:15I don't know if I can actually do this.
40:17I am so emotional right now.
40:20There's something that I've been meaning to tell you all.
40:23Oh, no.
40:25And I've not been able to tell you for, erm, some time.
40:28Because I don't know how.
40:29Oh, no, because I think you're dying.
40:30Yeah, I think you're dying.
40:31Yeah, it's hard.
40:33I'm going to start with you.
40:35Lauren, you are the most amazing person ever to have come into my life.
40:43I've met you at school, and you're that type of girl,
40:46even if you're going through a shit time,
40:48you just put a smile on your face.
40:50Everyone needs a Lauren in their life.
40:52Yeah, thank you.
40:53I'm really confused.
40:55I'm just hoping that she's OK.
40:57I don't know what she's about to tell me.
40:59And I'm actually panicking.
41:02Rachel.
41:03Oh.
41:05I love you so much.
41:07I can't even tell you.
41:08And I think this has been the hardest thing.
41:10It's like, how am I going to tell you what I need to tell you?
41:13The team is scaring me now.
41:14I feel really unnerved.
41:17I just need her to say it.
41:19I just need her to say what is wrong.
41:21You have been the best friend ever.
41:26Yeah?
41:27And, you know, Rachel, you're right.
41:29She can be frosty.
41:32And she can be hard.
41:33But one thing, once you break her,
41:35she's the best friend you're ever going to have.
41:38Aw.
41:38And, Pika, I am so sorry.
41:40I can't hear you.
41:41You don't have greasy hair.
41:42I can't hear you.
41:42You don't have greasy skin.
41:44You definitely don't have saggy tics.
41:46Woo!
41:46They are everything that I have right now.
41:49I take it back.
41:50If I did say it, I am so...
41:52I can't hear you!
41:53Oh!
41:55Seema, apologies accepted.
41:57But do I trust you?
41:58No.
41:59Will I ever let you close to me?
42:00No.
42:01Does it really matter anymore?
42:03No.
42:03I'll just move along the bus.
42:06Sheena.
42:07I know we've not known each other that long,
42:10but we are the OCD queens!
42:13We are so fussy at every level.
42:15I love everything about you.
42:17Just keep being you.
42:18Is she saying that we don't have anything in common?
42:22Or all that we have in common is we like clean things?
42:25And Paige?
42:26Oh!
42:27You know what?
42:28I brought you into this friendship group.
42:30And how we got to where we got.
42:32And I'm sorry for anything I've done to upset you.
42:36I just want you to enjoy this group because it's the best.
42:39Seema's just said so many great and lovely things about all the girls in this group.
42:44She's come to myself and Sheena.
42:46And are we at the tail end?
42:47Because what she told us was rubbish.
42:50So guys, I'm leaving Cheshire.
42:55And I'm moving to Dubai.
42:58I can't believe she's going.
42:59This is another person that's leaving my life.
43:03I don't know, you can say,
43:04oh, you'll go over there, you'll catch up,
43:06but it's not going to be the same.
43:08I'm sad.
43:09I feel like this big pressure on my chest at the moment.
43:13I just don't know what to do without her.
43:15Are you winding me up?
43:16I thought you was dying,
43:17at least having a leg amputated or something.
43:20I'm in bits here and my heart's going like the clappers
43:22and you're just going,
43:23Dubai, I'll see you in Dubai.
43:25If I could book you a first class ticket tomorrow, Seema.
43:29Bon voyage.
43:30I'm not going to shed a tear.
43:31I wish you well.
43:32Bye.
43:33Why are you crying?
43:35Because I love it.
43:36Is it?
43:37It's exciting.
43:39I can't rip you.
43:41Oh my God.
43:42I thought you said you were going to die.
43:43You know, even though I've said it,
43:47I feel, I feel empty.
43:51I actually feel like all these memories
43:54that we've made,
43:56I'm just going to miss them.
43:59Oh, Rachel.
44:02I knew this was going to happen.
44:04My biggest worry was telling you,
44:06I knew, and I knew this,
44:07I knew this what would be like.
44:10Seema's knocked me sideways with this news.
44:13I did not see it coming at all.
44:15I actually just want to go home.
44:16I don't want to be around anyone.
44:18I want to go home and cry.
44:22With that done, all I want now
44:24is to make some good memories,
44:26have some good times,
44:28and I want no drama.
44:31But we'll see if that lasts.
44:34Next time on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
44:37You're not looking as sharp and as fresh as you used to,
44:40so I'm going to treat him to a neck and facelift.
44:42Yeah, literally a lot of virginal, Mark.
44:45I just can't go for the show.
44:47I was not being judgmental.
44:50Saying that we don't really know each other
44:53was a bit bizarre.
44:55Oh, my God! Look at you!
44:58Oh, my God, you look like a hooker.
45:00You've just said to me,
45:01our relationship is just surface level.
45:03That's how it feels!
45:06Oh!
45:06How are you?
45:07Oh!
45:07Oh, my God.
45:08Oh, my God, you were murdered.
45:10Oh, my God!
45:13Oh, my God!
45:14Oh, my God!