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00:11These all make beautiful presents.
00:13Diamond studs, classics, maybe the one?
00:16Oh, sod it. I'm just going to do it.
00:18Give me seven of those.
00:20You're welcome.
00:27Look at you. Got it all under control.
00:28This is what I love.
00:30Oh, Graham.
00:32You do do a good breakfast, though, babe.
00:39Too early for wine, isn't it?
00:40A champagne.
00:41She'll have a glass.
00:42She'll wait till Seema comes and then if she wants one more,
00:44I'll get a glass of champagne.
00:46Come back. How are you horses?
00:55You are a thrill seeker.
00:57I've got to make this fun.
00:58Don't wait.
00:59Full speed.
01:00Woo!
01:01You can do it.
01:02Woo!
01:03Woo!
01:05Woo!
01:06Woo!
01:06Woo!
01:07Oh, my God.
01:08OK.
01:09And that's more like it.
01:11Putting your foot down, whizzing us about like we're in Alton Towers,
01:14is not quite the etiquette that these people want on the greens.
01:18We can let those ladies hit their balls,
01:21and we will not be an obstruction to them.
01:23So, golf etiquette is not getting in the way.
01:27Wow!
01:29Do you clap?
01:29That's what you do?
01:30No, no, no.
01:30It's going in the water.
01:31I wouldn't be clapping.
01:32I would just actually hit the ball.
01:34You put her off, Paige.
01:35Can the earth just swallow me up?
01:37The golfer is absolutely freaking mortified.
01:41Paige, not the time, not the place.
01:43How are wedding plans going?
01:45I've shown David two dresses that I want to get married in.
01:49He said, I doesn't want loads of fuss and loads of razzmatazz like I'm Pika.
01:52I just want it really low-key.
01:54Just you and I, two witnesses, that's it.
01:57He said, I've really struggled.
01:58I've never proposed to anyone before.
02:00He said, so it's such a big thing for me to make this commitment.
02:04I am super excited because I've waited a long time for this moment.
02:09If I had it my way, I'd have more of a circus type of feel.
02:14But as it's David, I'll let him have his way.
02:16Because ultimately, I'm getting wet.
02:20So you're going to go back.
02:22Keep looking at the ball and then go right through.
02:24Don't let go of the club, Paige.
02:29Right, OK, you missed.
02:33There we go.
02:36That's called a skimmer.
02:37Oh, never mind, it's gone for a swim.
02:40Boring this, isn't it?
02:43Hit the golf cart.
02:44I've tried a lot of sport, but golf is not for me.
02:49Oh, so close.
02:53Third time lucky.
02:56Woo!
02:57High five.
03:04Seen was last week in Cheshire.
03:06I can't believe it.
03:07It's blown, hasn't it?
03:08I'm thinking that we maybe do, like, a really big leaving party.
03:13Like, glamorous leaving party.
03:19I've even thought of a place where we can go when it's very grand.
03:23OK.
03:24What about a leaving present?
03:25I'll do that.
03:26Maybe a cute necklace or bracelet, but just think...
03:29Jewelry, yeah, she loves that.
03:30Just think sweet.
03:30I am still really sad that my bestie, Seema, is leaving Cheshire to go and live in Dubai.
03:36But I have come to terms with it.
03:39And now I am determined to give her the biggest and best send-off ever.
03:44I want to do maybe, like, some kind of desert survival kit.
03:48She's not going on a hen party.
03:50She's going to live in Dubai.
03:51I just thought it would be funny.
03:52I'm trying to think of funny things.
03:54No, that's ridiculous.
03:55Desert survival kit.
03:56I'm not leaving Rachel to organise this on her own.
03:59She'll be getting penis straws next.
04:01I mean, if anything, a nice bikini, eh?
04:03A nice bikini.
04:04I hate tacky shit, you know me.
04:07Not that I'm calling you tacky right now, however...
04:09I'm definitely not tacky, darling.
04:12Lauren, tacky, me.
04:14It's just a bit of humour.
04:15You'll see.
04:17Hi, girls.
04:18Hello.
04:20You OK?
04:22I have only got a few days left in Cheshire.
04:25This is exactly what I needed.
04:28I'm just going to go and have some fun with my girls.
04:31So, how's the packing going?
04:33Because we're keeping the house.
04:34Yes.
04:34I feel like I'm just going on holiday, so I just have to pack a few bits.
04:37You're just going to get a new wardrobe whilst you're there?
04:39Maybe.
04:39Oh, my goodness.
04:40You're going to live in a hotel for a year.
04:42That's my dream.
04:43I know.
04:43I just literally can't wait.
04:45And you're going to come and stay with me?
04:46Yeah.
04:46We need to get our flights, but...
04:48Now it's getting closer.
04:50My stomach's in knots.
04:52It's such a weird feeling that I'm experiencing at the moment.
04:55I'm happy, but I kind of feel a bit anxious about leaving.
05:00So, who's more excited to go, you or Sandeep?
05:02Sandeep, for sure.
05:03Yeah, he can't wait.
05:04Yeah.
05:04He's him.
05:05The boy's so excited.
05:07Yeah.
05:07Hi, girls.
05:09Oh, my God.
05:11How are you?
05:13Esther D.
05:14Oh, my gosh.
05:16This woman completely has my heart.
05:19How's married life?
05:20Oh, God.
05:21How's Mr. D?
05:22I'm not getting divorced.
05:24We are happily married.
05:25Good, good.
05:25I'm not pregnant.
05:26So, we just become a very normal couple.
05:30Married couple?
05:30Yeah.
05:31And I do enjoy it.
05:33She looks happy.
05:34When you get to that stage, you kind of feel that you're secure.
05:38Do you know where your life's going?
05:40Yes.
05:40Unlike us two.
05:46So, Dad, when are you next taking me out for my lesson?
05:49Right after breakfast.
05:50Yes.
05:50Perfect.
05:51Fill your belly up, Forrest.
05:53Are you enjoying your lessons?
05:54I can't wait for, like, the freedom of being able to go out whenever I want.
05:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:59Not having to rely on you guys to take me places.
06:01I can't wait.
06:02At least you can take me places.
06:08Good morning.
06:09Morning.
06:10Hello.
06:11Hello.
06:12Shane's sisters, Keevy and Tara, live just walking distance from us,
06:16and they are joining us this morning because Shane's cooking up an Irish breakfast.
06:21It's so funny.
06:21This is not how we had gatherings when we were little.
06:24It was absolute carnage in our house, wasn't it?
06:27It was, like, free-for-all.
06:28The majority of Shane's sisters were also in the music industry.
06:32Keevy was a part of Bewitched, and Tara was also in a pop band called Fab.
06:37There is a whole heap of talent in that family.
06:39When we were little, performance was part of our life, wasn't it?
06:43Poor Shane was probably dragged into it more than wanting to do it.
06:47And all we ever did was play musicals.
06:49We did.
06:49He knows all the worst stuff.
06:50That's why he knows every single musical there is.
06:52Yeah, but here we go.
06:53Yeah, he did.
06:54He was really tolerant.
06:55The main thing is, I have five sisters.
06:58I'm the only boy.
06:59The hand-me-downs were awful.
07:03When Shane came home saying he was in a boy band, it was like, what?
07:11I remember going to the first show, and it was brilliant to watch from the very beginning.
07:17Yeah.
07:17To obviously now, after your entire amazing career, and now he's at home in the stadium.
07:22And we're joining!
07:24I can't wait.
07:25So excited.
07:26So excited.
07:27These upcoming Boy Zone gigs, Shane's sisters that were in Bewitched are also going to be
07:33supporting them.
07:33So it's going to be a lynch fest.
07:36We weren't meant to go on tour ever again.
07:38We weren't meant to do any of this.
07:39It was only the documentary, and people said, oh, please, will you do something?
07:42And we went, okay, let's get our heads together.
07:44I'm really looking forward to the girls being able to see their dad in a different light.
07:49They're used to their dad who drives them everywhere, makes them breakfast, but he's
07:53going to be on stage in front of thousands.
07:55My two want to go into the entertainment industry.
07:58I didn't really push them to do any kind of acting.
08:03It was something that I possibly even steered them away from.
08:05As a kid, you know, I always wanted to perform.
08:08Only really this year, it kind of came to me that, like, I can do that and go into,
08:14because I can't see myself doing anything else.
08:17I'm always trying to sing with these two.
08:19I'm always like, come on, let's do a duet.
08:23At the dinner table sometimes, they'll just start harmonizing, and they're like, join in!
08:27Everybody gets embarrassed by their parents.
08:30And how about your auntie, just cool?
08:31No embarrassment.
08:33Just cool.
08:40So, who is this gentleman?
08:42He's a guy I met a few months ago when I went to Wales for the litter.
08:47Wales?
08:48And he loves that, and he's really cute.
08:51He owns nightclubs, works for himself.
08:54Things are going really well with James, and I think I might be ready to introduce him to the girls.
09:00Lauren love blossomed, so he must do something right.
09:04You look very glammed.
09:06Well, she's probably having sex now.
09:07Yeah, lots of it.
09:09Yeah, you still like?
09:10I love sex, so, yeah.
09:11No, I do, but sometimes, because by age, you're lucid.
09:15You like it.
09:15Because I love it.
09:16It's not girls.
09:16You switch up.
09:18You switch up.
09:18You switch up.
09:19Because it's like cobwebs, you know, you look.
09:21Don't always do that.
09:21Do you not think it's like anything?
09:23You can have champagne and caviar every day, it's boring.
09:26Oh, someone called you.
09:28Sorry, yeah.
09:30Who is it?
09:31It's on deep.
09:32No!
09:34Stop it!
09:36Hi, my God, how are you?
09:39Just a little bit hot.
09:41She's got a beer.
09:43I've got champagne, my dog.
09:45I leave next week.
09:47Excited?
09:48When I see that sun and everything, but I am gutted, because I'm going to miss the girl.
09:52Yeah, I've been here four and a half years now, and I'm going to remember the dog.
09:55It's unreal, absolutely love it, Seema, honestly.
09:58This is so bittersweet, leaving my girlies.
10:01The memories we've actually made over the years are unreal.
10:05I just figured that today, we'd all run as big tits.
10:10Come on, run your bunch of tits.
10:12Three, two, one.
10:18Since I've lived here, I've never exercised and played so many sports and drank less alcohol.
10:24You'd have been dead if you stayed here in the UK with me.
10:26Come on, let's compare stomachs and waistlines.
10:30Oi, don't be horrible, you.
10:32I'm glad to see the mouth hasn't changed.
10:35The stomach might have done, but the gob hasn't.
10:37I'm so happy you're coming over with Seema.
10:39Oh, we're going to have so much fun.
10:40I'm really happy that Seema's got Dawn there when she goes to Dubai.
10:44God help her.
10:46I actually am a bit jealous I'm not with all you girls today.
10:49Oh, we want to be with you.
10:51Well, we'll celebrate when we come over, yeah?
10:54Oh, gorgeous.
10:55Can't wait.
10:56All right, love.
10:57Bye, darling.
10:57See you later.
11:09I've had some dodgy Botox.
11:12Oh, that's nice.
11:19I have a hair extension brand, and today is the launch of my hair care range in a local
11:25beauty salon, and I'm going to be trying my products on the girls.
11:30I am so excited.
11:32Do we want to look like a dentist?
11:34No, I look like a boss bitch.
11:35Oh, thank you.
11:36Yes, you do.
11:37Do you like my new friend?
11:38I do.
11:38Can I have one put in?
11:40Yeah.
11:40What have you got for me?
11:41We're going to give you a new look.
11:43I'm not good with that.
11:44You might like it.
11:50Look at my face.
11:51Oh, nice.
11:52Look, when I laugh.
11:54Oh, stop it.
11:55It's not recovered yet.
11:56I just did a little course on that.
11:58I did lit.
12:00I've just got a bad face.
12:03You've got a great face.
12:04Maybe you should stop sticking so many injections in it.
12:15I'm really excited to be here.
12:16And I can't wait for you to wash Rachel's hair.
12:19Come on.
12:20No, I'm worried.
12:21Tan's washing my hair.
12:22Oh, my goodness.
12:24I don't even wash my own hair.
12:25Am I making a big mistake?
12:27Am I going to regret this?
12:28Oh, I hate her.
12:30Put your gown on, love.
12:31Oh, I have to put my own gown on.
12:33Interesting.
12:33Here, I'll sit here.
12:34Come on.
12:36Oh, my gosh.
12:37I can't wait to see her.
12:39Tan?
12:40Yeah?
12:40That's quite tight.
12:41Oh.
12:44Right, come back, honey.
12:45Come back.
12:46Like, shuffle your bones back.
12:48It can't go any further back.
12:49Shuffle it out.
12:50Oh, my God.
12:51Why did I agree to this?
12:53I no longer need a blow-dry.
12:54I need a blinking neck brace.
12:56Oh!
12:57With bras popped.
13:00What's that?
13:01Oh, it's my belt.
13:02It's just my belt.
13:03LAUGHTER
13:05Lauren, what have I agreed to do?
13:07Exactly what I didn't.
13:09Oh.
13:10Sorry.
13:14Oh, come back.
13:16Come back.
13:19We've got a make-up party.
13:20Don't worry.
13:21Close your eyes.
13:22Oh, my God.
13:25Tan, keep your eyes closed.
13:29Oh, no, your hair's got stuck in the vlog.
13:31What?
13:32No, it's not.
13:33Just kidding.
13:35Make it stop, please.
13:37When is this torture over?
13:39There we go, honey bunny.
13:41I think she's coming back next week again.
13:43I'm never coming back to it ever again.
13:45I've never in my life had my hair washed like that, ever.
13:48It's like sex.
13:49It's like sex.
13:50Namina, will you please appreciate the puddle in this chair?
13:53Oh.
13:55There we go.
13:59Oh, she's wet at the back.
14:02LAUGHTER
14:03LAUGHTER
14:04I love myself.
14:08I love myself.
14:10Let me like nobody else.
14:12I love myself.
14:15Wow.
14:16Oh.
14:16Look at that view.
14:18Oh, my gosh.
14:19She's gorgeous.
14:20This is our little oasis of heaven.
14:23MUSIC
14:28Is it nice?
14:29Oh, that is wonderful.
14:30Oh, wow.
14:31Oh, you've got your own pool.
14:32Oh, cool.
14:32This is the norm for you, Ann-Pika.
14:34Do you do this every single day?
14:36I am very, very lucky.
14:38I have two pools in Essex
14:41and a pool at my house in Cheshire.
14:42I love the water.
14:44I'm a water baby.
14:45One more can I say?
14:47Oh, careful.
14:48Oh, this is...
14:49This is like a jacuzzi.
14:50It is.
14:51That's the most glamorous swimming costume I've ever seen.
14:54Like, you could actually wear that on a night out.
14:55It's so cute.
14:57I actually like skinny dipping.
14:58Is this something that you and David do?
15:00When we've got a private yacht, 100%.
15:02Not every day you're on a superyacht
15:03with your own private port in the middle of the Caribbean.
15:05You might as well make use of it.
15:06Might as well.
15:06Get absolutely butt naked
15:08and do whatever the hell you want.
15:09Well, I'd absolutely love an invite
15:11aboard your yacht, Ann-Pika,
15:13but I'm not skinny dipping.
15:15I think people do make horrible assumptions
15:17about yours and David's relationship.
15:20And I think if they just got to know you,
15:22they would see how much you love David.
15:25Aw, you make me cry.
15:27It's like a soppy pair of rubber shoes.
15:29I bought myself six wedding dresses.
15:32I am a bit disappointed that the girls won't see me
15:35on my wedding day in my beautiful wedding dress.
15:38But do you know what?
15:38I've got a few sneaky wedding outfits
15:40that I'll show them just before the event.
15:42Oh, my God, Ann-Pika, you're so brave.
15:45Yes!
15:46Oh, no.
15:47Our Ann-Pika is crazy.
15:50There is no way you're getting me in that cold plunge pool.
15:53Fucking hell!
15:58Oh, my God.
16:00Oh, my God.
16:00Oh, it's like losing virginity.
16:02Oh, my God.
16:05Well done.
16:10I don't think I suit a fringe.
16:13Lauren?
16:13I used to be a hairdresser at a long time.
16:16I was on £30 a week.
16:20I've lost a ginger fringe.
16:21It's like an octopus.
16:22What, is this a fringe?
16:23Have you given her a calamari?
16:25Does anyone know what they're doing in this place?
16:27Be quiet.
16:29What's everyone been up to?
16:32Well, Lauren and I actually went...
16:38Hold on.
16:39I thought Tanya's fringe was going to give me Hollywood glamour,
16:42not shih tzu chic.
16:44I'm obviously trying to work out this whole leaving party and things.
16:48Tima and some of the other girls
16:50haven't really been getting on that well.
16:51I mean, it's not been great at the moment.
16:53She's been crying her eyes out.
16:54Everyone's been horrible to her.
16:56She does not deserve any of that.
16:59Tima was very quiet that evening.
17:01I told her that, yeah, I'm a little bit wary of her now.
17:03But I'm not speaking to her.
17:05No.
17:06Her party's going to be a gorgeous send-off
17:08with all of her close friends and family.
17:10I just don't think it's a place where anyone would want to...
17:14Don't jinx the frickin' moment, Paige.
17:17You need to stop being the firework.
17:18So you think no to getting the other girls involved in any kind of speech?
17:22I think they'd take it as a chance to kind of have a bit of a go back.
17:25I went over the other night and she was sat there.
17:28And she was like, I thought the girls would have given me grace tonight.
17:33Was this Paige's event?
17:34Yeah.
17:35And I went, are you joking?
17:36I said, are you joking?
17:37The way she invited us.
17:38I said, the invite, basically, I said, you can't cause loads of shit.
17:42No.
17:42So I stomped off.
17:43Then I had to stomp back to get Seema.
17:47Oh, mate, honestly.
17:50Then I stomped back over to McDonald's.
17:52We are the queens of Cheshire.
17:54We are.
17:55Oh, that's such a old fellow one drinking.
17:59So you two left as well.
18:00I'm not proud of myself.
18:01I think when you invite someone to something, you want them to feel welcome.
18:04You know what the problem is, Lameena?
18:06It's the second time she's done an invite like that.
18:09And it's her way to elevate herself, ask for support, but put other people down at the same time.
18:14And I've got a big problem with that.
18:15My whole invitation is getting, every word is getting nitpicked.
18:19And it's like, why?
18:21Like, it's pointless.
18:22Me really defending myself all the time.
18:24I get that Paige's invite went down like a lead balloon.
18:28We've all moved on from that, but what I will not move on from is Rachel's behaviour towards Paige on
18:35that night.
18:36Unacceptable.
18:37End of.
18:38What gets me is the fingers.
18:40I will not have anybody.
18:42What fingers?
18:43What are you talking about?
18:44I will not have anybody.
18:44Pointing in my face.
18:45Pointing.
18:46Yeah, that's what I mean.
18:46I find it.
18:47Really hostile.
18:48Really, really offensive.
18:50The mayor actually saw that because he was in the corner and all he could see was loads of shouting
18:54at her pointing fingers like this at me.
18:55I don't like pointing fingers.
18:55So he came over and was like, what is going on?
18:57This is not this.
18:58We're at a party.
18:58My family and friends are here.
19:00The brand is watching.
19:01I've just finished a gorgeous speech about why we're all here.
19:04There's no help sides to every story.
19:06There's no helping you.
19:06Why is my side of the noise?
19:07Let's send an invite out and have a dig at everybody else and hope they can support me.
19:11We do support you all the time.
19:14She wrote Lauren's heart.
19:15Lauren, I don't care whether you've accepted the apology.
19:18I saw your face when the invite was shown.
19:21I'm really worried about Seema's party with all these tensions.
19:24I just hope the girls are on their best behavior.
19:26You can't send an invite like that and not expect that people don't react to it.
19:31But she did.
19:32She does it on purpose.
19:33Of course she does.
19:34She does it on purpose.
19:35No, she did it for reaction.
19:36And she got one.
19:57It's really pulling at my heartstrings, this.
20:03We bought this house in our early 30s.
20:06We've got so many memories.
20:08We have the kids here.
20:09I'm doing this packing every two minutes.
20:12I have to sit down.
20:12I keep having a little cry.
20:14What do you think of these, Lauren?
20:15Oh, they're beautiful.
20:16They don't look very comfy.
20:18They're so comfy.
20:19Are you a six?
20:21I'm a four.
20:21Are you a four?
20:23Little hands and little feet, but a big mouth.
20:27Look in the mirror.
20:29Oh, Sim, they're beautiful.
20:31It's actually hitting home that she's going.
20:33I can't actually believe it.
20:35I'm going to miss her so much.
20:36I've got you a couple of things.
20:38Have you?
20:39OK.
20:43Oh, I love that.
20:44That's nice, isn't it?
20:46I might have showed it Rachel, actually, but I just thought it was a really nice picture.
20:50Yeah.
20:51That's gorgeous.
20:52And this one.
20:53Yeah.
20:53Just makes me giggle.
20:57Something not changed.
20:59Look at your fringe.
21:01And look at me.
21:03Well, you actually look really pretty there.
21:04I don't remember you being that pretty.
21:06Sima and I met at school, and from day dark, we formed a really close friendship where we
21:11could be completely honest, but never, ever hold a grudge.
21:15You want to box it off and move on.
21:17And you know what?
21:17That's so my style.
21:19But I'm sorry if I disappointed you.
21:20You know what?
21:20Let's move on.
21:21But you are screaming, Sima.
21:23I am, and you better watch out.
21:25Don't scream at me again.
21:27I'm fucking not you out.
21:30Beautiful house.
21:31We've been in here for over 30 years, you know what I mean?
21:33So many memories.
21:35You know, when you start packing, that's when it becomes really real.
21:38I am stressed a bit about this party as well, because I just think with everything that's
21:42going on, I mean, are some of them actually going to turn up?
21:45You've had a really tough time recently.
21:47I mean, I can't actually get over the fact you've said, I'm going away, I'm leaving Cheshire.
21:51And then they've all started with you.
21:53With everything with the move, and now the party, I feel like my head's everywhere.
21:59And yeah, with some of the girls, it does feel a little bit awkward.
22:03But if I'm honest, I'm done with trying.
22:06I mean, you've really not had a good time, have you?
22:08I just don't get what I've done that's so wrong.
22:11I've created memories with every single one of those girls, so I really want them to
22:17be here.
22:18I just hope they show up.
22:20I'm not having any drama.
22:22I want to make this night iconic, a night to remember.
22:36Nick's back in my life.
22:37I know there's some people that might say we should both just move on, because it hasn't
22:41been plain sailing.
22:42But we just keep getting drawn back together.
22:46Did you choose this spot because it's where we had our second date?
22:49Six years ago.
22:50Yeah.
22:51Were you nervous?
22:52Yeah.
22:54Yeah, of course.
22:55I think that was the first time you kissed me, actually.
23:00When things are good between us, they're absolutely amazing.
23:04But we do have some issues that we just can't get past.
23:07I thought the couple's counselling was actually very good.
23:12I thought we were going to go in, say what really annoys us about each other, and she was
23:17going to referee.
23:18Yeah, that's what I thought, to be fair.
23:19But it wasn't like that at all.
23:20And because of that, well, we didn't argue.
23:28No, I think I was very surprised, actually.
23:32But I think the problems that exist between us, we don't fall out over day-to-day stuff.
23:39It's only over the fact that I want the relationship to move to another stage, and you're not in
23:45a position where that can happen.
23:46You know, I think it's important to go to bed together and wake up together.
23:51You want us to live together.
23:52Do you not?
23:53No, it's not that I don't, but I can't at the minute.
23:57But I still don't think it's necessarily a bad thing, because, you know, the time we spend
24:03together is still quality time.
24:12I guess there's a reason why here we are again six years later, right?
24:20What do you mean?
24:21What do you mean?
24:21Well, come on.
24:22We're not meant to be apart, are we really?
24:24I don't think we're meant to be apart.
24:25I don't think we are.
24:27I don't want to be apart from Nick, but we've been here before, and now the situation with
24:33the puppy has just complicated things further.
24:36The kids wanted to keep the dog.
24:37What did you want them to do?
24:39The kids are all adults.
24:40None of them live there hardly, and you're the one that's left walking it, feeding it.
24:44Right, well, that's me, though, isn't it?
24:45Yeah, that is you, right.
24:47So you could have actually turned around and said, what on earth are you doing, turning
24:50up here, unannounced by the dog?
24:51I didn't, because that's not my character.
24:53No, well, maybe that's what you should have done.
24:55You'd rather accept a gift from your ex-husband and say, bugger what Nick thinks.
25:00If I wasn't patient, I probably wouldn't.
25:02We wouldn't be here, would we?
25:04Plus the fact that I love you.
25:07Are you?
25:07Yeah.
25:10Love you.
25:11I love you, too.
25:16Jill, one thing I am excited about tonight is, to me, James, I feel like I want to
25:23bet him.
25:23I want to know, is he a suitable suitor for the future?
25:26Because if he's not, unfortunately, Mama here's going to have to grease his path and
25:31swerve him to the side.
25:35The age thing is bothering me a little bit, I'm not going to lie.
25:38Oh, age gap is nothing.
25:39Look at me and David.
25:40And if he uses the right way, because you're a lot younger than him.
25:44There's no right way or wrong way.
25:45Is there not?
25:46No, I don't think, no.
25:47Are you sure?
25:47I think if your lifestyle's mentality, you want the same things, you've got everything.
25:51That's what I think, honestly.
25:53Well, you're making me feel a lot better, because I am on a wobble at the moment.
25:56This start is a bit of fun, but the more time I spend with him, the more I go, I
26:00quite
26:00like you.
26:01That's not good.
26:03I sometimes feel that I'm the bloke in our relationship, because I do all the serenading.
26:07I do all the organisation.
26:08I say, right, tonight, it's going to be a night of passion.
26:11Right, what are we doing?
26:12Right, well, I'll get all the sex toys out there.
26:14Literally, I get everything out there.
26:16I would never initiate sex.
26:17I'm so vanilla.
26:18I would never go and hold someone's hand.
26:20Would you not?
26:21What?
26:21Oh, God, I always grab hold of David.
26:23Because I'm a pervert, I can't stop touching him.
26:25No, do you not.
26:27Can I just listen to that?
26:28Because it is James.
26:29I'm about 10 minutes away.
26:31Grab myself a drink for my nerves.
26:34Oh, yeah.
26:36Right.
26:37I'm just holding the champagne in the fridge.
26:39You be nice.
26:40I will be nice.
26:41I only bite when you're nasty.
26:52Nick, it looks like a cartoon character.
26:54It looks like a witch's cauldron.
26:55But then again, it looks very realistic.
27:00That is AI at its finest, Lauren.
27:03It does look good.
27:04She looks amazing.
27:05I mean, I'm not sure she looks like that in real life.
27:10Are you ready?
27:10We certainly know we're at Sima's end tonight, don't we?
27:13She's 20 years younger, I'm the head on.
27:14Do you not think?
27:15That's not Sima.
27:16She didn't even know what I said, then.
27:18That's Sima.
27:19Wow.
27:21Sima's AI younger sister.
27:22She's projected everywhere.
27:23We're not going to forget her in a rush, are we?
27:26Anyway, where's my eye candy, James?
27:29Is there any more irons?
27:36This nickel keeps falling out.
27:39I've got to keep doing this tonight.
27:40That's your job tonight.
27:41Right, okay.
27:46Is this your new man?
27:48Yeah.
27:48He's lovely.
27:49You're looking amazing, isn't she?
27:51You're glowing!
27:52Screw champagne and sperm!
27:56Oh, Mark!
27:58Your face looks amazing, Mark.
28:00Are you pleased with it?
28:01It's very, very weird.
28:03So, when are you going to be ready to go out with me and Nicky to Canal Street?
28:07Insane!
28:09Beautiful!
28:09Rachel, just pull this dress down, won't it?
28:11Where?
28:12It's just stuck up my bum.
28:13I'm not pulling it out of you, Bob.
28:15Yeah, we'll just pull it down at that bottom, then.
28:17Oh, my God!
28:21Come on.
28:23Try and look sexy.
28:24OK.
28:25I've just got a problem with the left nipple, it keeps popping out.
28:28Oh, no!
28:28James, this is Paige, this is Amir.
28:30We did great together.
28:32Yeah, it was good.
28:32I'm sorry.
28:33I should be feeling really nervous introducing James for the first time to the girls,
28:37but I'm not.
28:38I'm super cool.
28:39I'm actually enjoying his company, so let's hope they do.
28:43How are you?
28:43And we remember Eric, of course.
28:45Eric is way more interesting than me.
28:47Of course.
28:48Very much so.
28:50How loved up is Lauren?
28:52Oh, James.
28:53I know.
28:54You're so lovely, though.
28:55They're so cute together.
28:57Are you good with everyone?
28:59I've not really spoken to Sheena much.
29:01Oh, right, right, right.
29:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:03And I think other than that, I think it's fine.
29:04I think the whole thing happened with the invite from Paige.
29:07I think when you send an invite like that, you need to be able to just back it on.
29:11I call it Benadon vibes.
29:13Oh, God.
29:13I think that was, yeah.
29:15Oh, there she is.
29:15Oh, hello!
29:17Look at you!
29:18Miss Trouble herself.
29:20We've just been talking about the invite.
29:24Invitation gate never gets forgotten about.
29:26And Nima was a bit upset.
29:28I thought we were fine.
29:30Catsuit, no catsuit, classy, not classy.
29:33I don't think you should have gone there at all.
29:35But we've kind of gone through this, so I don't really understand why we're going through it again.
29:38I thought I was surprised when I heard that message on the invite, no see-true catsuits.
29:44I'm like, why would you bring that up?
29:46For God's sake, Amina, can you just let this go?
29:49You are exhausting.
29:52That invitation was completely and utter tongue-in-cheek.
29:55Now, I'm so sorry you couldn't understand my banter.
29:57I didn't get the joke.
29:59You've taken it the wrong way.
30:00Obviously, that's how you feel.
30:02There's nothing for me to feel.
30:03But it wasn't the truth of how the invitation went.
30:05My husband supports me.
30:06Whatever.
30:06I said you looked insane.
30:08So I think we've got to go back to that conversation, the first part of the conversation.
30:13Straight away, Paige walks in the room.
30:15Someone's having a go at her.
30:17Can you just please give the girl a bloody break?
30:19The conversation was, you look great.
30:22Eric, should we just calm down the conversation?
30:23Because I feel like that's fine.
30:24But you're just talking, talking, talking, talking.
30:26Also, you are talking, talking, talking, talking.
30:28I thought we were fine.
30:29I'm happy you apologised.
30:30I'm happy to move on and leave it.
30:33Good.
30:41Sheena came over to my house the other day and we did something very special for tonight.
30:46So, Rachel thought it would be a really good idea if we baked some cupcakes.
30:51Oh, dear.
30:52The lumps won't stay.
30:54That looks absolutely terrible.
30:57For me and you to spend time like that together was just what we needed.
31:01Yeah, it was actually lovely.
31:02Hi!
31:03Hi!
31:05Hi!
31:05Hi!
31:06Here she is, our Leelian Brown.
31:09Didn't read all the way down the invite, did you, Leanne?
31:13Oh, was it meant to be a bottle of wine?
31:15White or silver?
31:16Oh, my God, I didn't get that memo!
31:20She's quite fit.
31:21You look really happy.
31:23I am happy.
31:24It's so hard to go.
31:26I'm not even divorced yet.
31:28There might be somebody, a friend.
31:30What?
31:30What on there?
31:31A friend.
31:32Yay!
31:35Seeing everyone in the room and having Leanne here as well, you girls, I am going to miss
31:41you so much.
31:43Rachel and I have got Seema a present.
31:46Why do we not know about this?
31:48Oh, my God.
31:48Oh, my God.
31:49Oh, my God.
31:50Okay.
31:51Where's Rachel gone?
31:52No, I'm here.
31:53I'm here.
31:53Are we not with the fucking cupcake?
31:55No.
31:56What is that?
31:57Oh, my God.
31:58Oh, my God.
32:00They're real.
32:00The way Rachel is holding on to these cakes, you'd think we're giving her the crown jewels.
32:05I don't think they're going to like how they taste.
32:07Thanks.
32:08Gorgeous.
32:11Very pretty.
32:11Aww.
32:13So, from diamonds to something made with a lot of love?
32:17Yes, right?
32:18Yes.
32:18With you and mine.
32:19No!
32:21Oh, there's pictures of me!
32:23I'm not sure if I should feel envious or grateful that I haven't been offered a cupcake.
32:29Oh, my God.
32:30Paige.
32:34I'm sorry.
32:36Aww.
32:38I appreciate that.
32:41Aww.
32:44It took a lot for me to say sorry, Paige.
32:47Where's the apology back?
32:49Hey!
32:53Just Eva!
32:53Yes.
32:55Tonight, you look incredible.
32:58Thank you!
32:58You're the best-looking grandma I've ever seen.
33:01Thank you very much.
33:03Rianne, yeah?
33:05Wait, wait, wait.
33:06I'm panicking.
33:08I'm just going to pull your knickers down.
33:10Wait a minute.
33:11No, I'm panicking.
33:12Oh!
33:13Why did I do this to myself?
33:15Oh!
33:16Oh!
33:17Oh!
33:17Oh!
33:18Oh!
33:18Oh!
33:18Oh!
33:27Rachel just gave Paige a piece of cake.
33:30That's so good.
33:31I don't really know what to say right now.
33:32I'm just going to keep quiet.
33:34Keep it like that.
33:35You should take it in the spirit it was given.
33:37Hi.
33:37Hello, ladies.
33:38Hi, hello.
33:39Are you okay?
33:39We were just saying that...
33:41We were loving the moment when Rachel gave her a cake.
33:44Yeah.
33:44And she said, oh, I'm sorry.
33:45Yeah, it was a gorgeous moment.
33:46It was a gorgeous moment.
33:47It was a gorgeous moment.
33:48Apologies.
33:49I think you and I have been trying to have this chat with you for a while now.
33:54I don't know if you want to have the conversation.
33:56Sheena and I had quite a big disagreement at Rachel's murder mystery.
34:00I'm going to leave this company because I just feel like I can't say anything anyways.
34:03Yeah, I think you should.
34:04Yeah.
34:04Sorry.
34:06I think you should leave.
34:08I will decide.
34:09No, because I'm talking to Seema.
34:10Are you constantly biting in and getting involved?
34:13I just really want to have a one-to-one with her where we can clear the air.
34:16I feel like there is some kind of awkwardness there.
34:19And maybe you don't want to talk about it.
34:21And maybe you don't want a friendship here.
34:23Maybe you don't care enough.
34:25Maybe I'm trying here to just, you know, talk about what happened.
34:29And there was never one moment where you actually said, let's clear the air between us.
34:33Let's have that chat.
34:34I think at the time I thought we did.
34:35And it comes across quite dismissive.
34:36Like, well, actually, I don't care, but I don't know because you don't talk.
34:39Someone needs to teach Namina how to have a conversation.
34:44The lady does not let me talk.
34:46There's never been any kind of step forward from yourself.
34:49That's the energy you are giving me.
34:51OK, but please.
34:51I feel like you're going around.
34:52Just get straight to the point.
34:54Like, I actually just want to know.
34:56Do you want to hear?
34:57Because you're not actually letting me talk.
34:58You haven't actually let me speak.
35:00I would love to know because that's why I made the effort.
35:03Namina, are you OK, hon?
35:06This is absolute nonsense.
35:08You said, look, nobody's listening to me.
35:11I'm going to go.
35:12And I said, yeah, I think you should because I did.
35:15But...
35:15And I think you took that...
35:17No, it was the tone.
35:18Oh, 100%.
35:20The tone that I said it in, I meant.
35:22It feels like you do not care.
35:24I don't care.
35:24I think we should form a friendship.
35:26But I think if we just squash it, move on and start from scratch.
35:30Yeah.
35:31How do you feel about that?
35:32That's fine.
35:32Yeah?
35:32Let's do it.
35:39So fake.
35:40What I think is that I'm going to walk away gracefully.
35:45It just comes across really, you know, not real.
35:48But it's OK.
35:48OK.
35:49All right.
35:51Jesus.
35:52What on earth was that?
36:01If you were to describe Loza in three words, what would it be?
36:05Love's big cock.
36:10In three words.
36:12OK.
36:12We'll start with the word.
36:13So immature.
36:15Funny.
36:16Yes.
36:17And absolutely beautiful.
36:18Ah!
36:25Girls.
36:27Girls.
36:28Girls.
36:29Girls.
36:29Hello, everybody.
36:31And welcome.
36:32Please step back so you can see the screen.
36:34Girls.
36:35Yeah.
36:36What now?
36:37Now for something special.
36:39Move over Seema's AI.
36:41Let the girls have a moment.
36:42Yo, yo, yo.
36:45Zema.
36:45Come on.
36:46Bitches.
36:48I love her.
36:49And you're going to enjoy your new life.
36:51Love you loads.
36:52Go live your big best life.
36:56God bless.
36:57What the fuck?
36:58Rachel.
37:00We're just looking at your picture.
37:01No one is listening to a word.
37:04That's not underwear.
37:05That's a top.
37:06Now everyone thinks I'm doing OnlyFans.
37:09We just want to say we're going to miss you so, so much.
37:13Oh, my God, Sim.
37:14Cheshire is just not going to be the same without you.
37:17Love you lots, Sim.
37:21This is just, honestly, a sign of great friendships that I've built with these girls.
37:26And I'll never forget them.
37:28Save it!
37:29Got my nellies out.
37:31Erm, just want to say good luck in Dubai.
37:35Love, love, love you.
37:44I've been waiting for this moment all night.
37:47Sim.
37:48Yeah?
37:49I want you to promise me one thing, that you will wear it every day.
37:54Why is it?
37:56Stop it!
38:02We've got Paige and Sheena on the bus.
38:07And I'm Pika, if you wish, I could put you on the inside.
38:12Ooh, I'm Pika.
38:14As an afterthought, your face could go where Seema's vagina goes.
38:18Do you think I'm laughing?
38:19Do you think it's funny?
38:20Far from it, sweetheart.
38:23Love that!
38:23Sandy Pops, there was only one place for you.
38:26Too hard.
38:27It's what? Too hard?
38:28Sandy!
38:31Literally, my heart feels so full right now.
38:34We just want to thank everyone for all the memories that we've created.
38:39Ten years of my girls.
38:41You are the most beautiful, amazing people.
38:44And I'll never ever forget any of you.
38:48Ooh!
38:48Yeah.
38:50Aw, can I have a tissue?
38:51All my friends, my family.
38:53I love you dearly.
38:55It's really hitting home now.
38:57This is it.
38:59I am actually leaving.
39:02I just want you to have a little memory of me.
39:06It's so bigger than mine.
39:07I just want to say thank you.
39:09We've become family with all you guys.
39:12Aw.
39:12I know she loves you all deep down.
39:14The highs and the lows, the smiles, the laughter, the tears,
39:17the nagging, the menopausal.
39:20Aw, we love you.
39:22The only words to say is let's party!
39:24Yay!
39:27Let's go!
39:35Aw, memories!
39:37Let's do a sambu crack!
39:38Yay!
39:40I need you to know from the bottom of my heart, Sheena, I love you.
39:45I'm sorry.
39:46I don't want to leave, like...
39:47You don't need to think about that.
39:49From the bottom of my heart,
39:51Babe.
39:52I love you.
39:53We are great.
39:55We're good.
39:55Honestly, I promise you, no more apologising.
39:58I do want to see you in that swimsuit though.
40:00You could have got a bad picture of you.
40:02I'm going to see a bit bit.
40:04Oh my God.
40:06The left nipples.
40:08Do you want to see you?
40:10I don't know.
40:11I don't know what to see.
40:12You look lovely.
40:13The earrings and the dress.
40:14We went for black, I went for white.
40:15We look like a chessboard.
40:18Whose move is it next?
40:19Well, let's see.
40:22Sambuca!
40:24I love it!
40:30Tonight, when you handed me that cupcake,
40:33I was thankful.
40:33That's actually nice of you to do that.
40:35I thought maybe by handing it to you and saying,
40:37I'm sorry, you might say, and I'm a dick too.
40:40But you didn't, you just went, thank you.
40:42Sure, we're doing tequila and sambuca.
40:45I'll have a little sip.
40:47I kind of walked away thinking that was embarrassing.
40:52It was just what you said kind of shat on the whole party.
40:55It wasn't nice what you said.
40:57I'm only pulling out of what you said about
40:59make sure you don't wear anything fake
41:00and you wear all your best diamonds.
41:02You sat in front of the brand who I'm working with.
41:05Hi ladies!
41:06So when you said...
41:07Are we all happy posting that?
41:09Of course, here comes Ampika, butting her nose in,
41:12crashing the party.
41:13We don't need your input.
41:15No one knew you were dissing Lauren's event
41:18until we heard it on the invite.
41:19I'm actually getting a bit sick of the same innuendos
41:22that come out of that page all the time.
41:24Don't point your finger at me, Rachel.
41:26Make sure that you point your finger down, not at me.
41:30Because I find it really offensive.
41:32Do you look at my hands?
41:34OK.
41:34There was no pointing.
41:36Right.
41:36Rachel, I'm not a horse, you know.
41:38I'm not one of your five children.
41:40Stay out of it then.
41:41And I'm here.
41:42Because Paige and I can deal with it by ourselves.
41:45To be able to help you.
41:46No, because you've come two on one.
41:48See?
41:48It's not that I'm not having a go with you.
41:49You've come two on one.
41:50No, I handed the page.
41:51It was two on one with Paige the other night.
41:53No, I'm not doing it.
41:54I'm not doing it.
41:55Not doing it.
41:57Rachel, you need to grow up.
42:00Come back here.
42:00I'm certainly not done with you yet.
42:02Rachel, why won't you talk to me?
42:04Don't follow me and start.
42:06Paige and I were having a conversation.
42:08And then you had a problem with it.
42:09So just leave me.
42:10I've got a problem with it.
42:11Leave me alone.
42:12Because we were just talking.
42:14Because Paige and I reached out to Paige.
42:16You're then coming and trying to start something.
42:18I'm not doing this here.
42:19I don't think you were coming to sign.
42:19I'm not doing it here.
42:21Not doing it here.
42:22She seems a bit distressed though.
42:23What's happening?
42:24Nothing's happening.
42:24Nothing's happening.
42:25We were just talking.
42:27For God's sake, I'm Pika.
42:28You're following me around like a bad smell.
42:30Not tonight.
42:31Stay out of it.
42:32Leave me alone.
42:34Honestly.
42:35Why are you so hostile towards me?
42:38Hostile?
42:38I was talking to Paige then.
42:39I was trying to explain.
42:41You having a go at me pointing at you.
42:43And I wasn't.
42:43I don't have a problem with you.
42:45Hi.
42:46We had a gorgeous, gorgeous night.
42:50With the earrings, thank you so much.
42:52They are beautiful.
42:55Between you and I, what's been the problem?
42:58Pointing the finger at Paige when she was talking to you at her edit event.
43:03So the finger pointing at you.
43:04And what a selfish you were tonight.
43:07You've done a swimming costume for Seema.
43:09Where's my fucking face?
43:12Have you seriously just called me that?
43:16That is disgusting.
43:18You are vulgar.
43:20My face should not be placed near anyone's because it's too beautiful.
43:24Did you actually call me ****?
43:27Yeah, I did.
43:28Wow.
43:28What type of **** goes and does a really nice gesture and puts everyone's face on a swimming
43:34costume as a momentum and then missed my face out?
43:38Like, why would you do that to someone?
43:39That's a **** trick.
43:40I wouldn't do that to you, Rachel.
43:42Wow.
43:42Wow.
43:42Big words.
43:43See you later, Rachel.
43:44All right.
43:45Anne Pica thinks she's the Queen of Cheshire, but she's nothing but common trash that needs
43:50taking out.
43:51Rachel, don't think you've got away with it so easily, sweetheart, because there's always
43:56n-