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00:02You can't open bags, can you?
00:03You use this.
00:10You were saying?
00:14Is it a tear bag?
00:24That's it then.
00:25Ha, ha, ha.
00:27Oh, he held it. It's a tear one.
00:30Always read the instructions.
00:32Oh, shut up.
00:38Have you ever done out like that?
00:40Well, I absolutely knew what they had.
00:44Oh, Barcelona.
00:47No, I don't like the disguise trying to tell me how to eat my dinner.
00:50A what?
00:51Fault fetish.
00:52I had no idea that was a thing.
00:54Remove my britches.
00:55Expose your loins.
00:57I like that.
00:57Oh, Ronnie.
01:01This is weird.
01:02This is why I don't eat.
01:06That is Dyson with the devil.
01:07Oh, no.
01:08He suffers for his art, doesn't he?
01:10A Bentley Continental.
01:12I think I'd rather call it a down, wouldn't you?
01:15Who's been arrested now?
01:17Who's been arrested now?
01:18And for what?
01:19In the week King Charles got a Blue Peter badge, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:26Channel 4 was on tour looking for singers to take to the stage.
01:31I was perched outside in the pouring rain.
01:35Paolo Nettini, even though you wouldn't think it, he is Scottish as well.
01:39Why wouldn't you think that Paolo Nettini is Scottish?
01:42Because a name like Paolo Nettini is not really Scottish, is it?
01:46It is, isn't it?
01:47No.
01:49Since when have you known anyone called Paolo Nettini?
01:53Paolo Nettini?
01:55I'd say it's Scottish.
01:56Well, any name, if you say it like that, that's quite selfish.
02:03TV's toughest interviewers were back on the mic on ITV.
02:07Our rules are, no questions are out of bounds.
02:11No subjects are off the table.
02:14They've approached me a couple of times, but I haven't got the right type of disability.
02:18I was going to say, they don't want you on there.
02:20Oh, I'd love it.
02:22You can't handle the truth.
02:25And the Chelsea chatter was a cutter buff as usual.
02:29I don't know if I buy this or not, if it's just because I went there now that it's like,
02:32he's giving you a bit of attention again.
02:33It's just weird.
02:34Oh, please don't flatter yourself.
02:36I'm not.
02:37Oh, I'm not.
02:38Don't smash yourself.
02:40I'm sick of this bullshit.
02:44Stop it, Charles.
02:47They don't generally end with a consonant, Natty.
02:51So it trails off into bullshit.
02:54Yeah.
03:02In Leeds...
03:03Well, I can't wait for man to get back off holiday, so she stops sending us bloody pictures.
03:07Do you know what I don't understand is, when she's at home...
03:11You don't hear nothing.
03:11You don't hear often.
03:12Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
03:15Do you know what it is?
03:16It's because I don't want to open a can of worms and get into a conversation, because that's what I
03:19haven't got time for.
03:20Because, heaven forbid, you have a conversation with your own mum, who just wants to know how you are.
03:29Well, everything is shit, because she's gone on holiday and I don't have any childcare. So put that in your
03:36pipe and smoke it, Stella.
03:39On Monday, it was a big night for big brains on BBC2.
03:44Have you got your intelligent head on?
03:46I've always got my intelligent head on, Jenny.
03:48You see, for us, this would be universally challenged, not university challenged.
03:53Yeah.
03:53We're challenged across the board, not just at university.
03:56Yeah.
03:57I think that is part of being northern as well, though.
03:59You know, it's a geographical issue as well.
04:04I'll tell you what, the biggest challenge I've had the other day was getting my trousers on.
04:10That was my biggest challenge.
04:12What?
04:12I couldn't get them on.
04:13I couldn't get me legging.
04:14I was half an hour.
04:16Asking the questions, Moe Roger.
04:19He is the quiz master and they've got rid of that chair that made him look like an insect.
04:24Hello and welcome to the grand final of the 2025-26 series of University Challenge.
04:30Edinburgh, Manchester.
04:31What's happened to Oxford and Cambridge?
04:33Well...
04:34All day, usually up there.
04:35You were at Edinburgh, you know?
04:36I was at a university in Edinburgh.
04:38In Edinburgh.
04:39The team from Manchester have faced New College Oxford.
04:42There we go.
04:42We've got someone with a hat on.
04:44That's definitely Manchester.
04:46Hi, I'm Kai Madrick.
04:47I'm from Foy in Cornwall and I'm studying for a PhD in AI and Astrophysics.
04:51I was from Cornwall.
04:52That explains the hat.
04:53Yeah.
04:53If it was me on there, I'm Pete Sandiford and I'm from Blackpool and I am daft.
04:59Here we go.
05:00Fingers on buzzers.
05:00Here's your first starter for ten.
05:03What's with the...
05:05Badgwick's buzzing hand?
05:06I think that it's a technique.
05:09To whom are these words of Mary Wollstonecraft addressed?
05:12Having read with great pleasure a pamphlet which you have lately published, I dedicate this volume to you.
05:17Is this a question?
05:19Is this a question?
05:20I'm already lost.
05:21Bro.
05:22I'm not going to lie.
05:23Yeah, I'm done.
05:24I don't even know what they just said.
05:25They're taken from the dedication of her vindication of the rights of women.
05:29Written in response to this French statesman and diplomat's assertion...
05:33How long was this question?
05:34I was going to say...
05:35...that women's education should be limited to the domestic sphere.
05:38Anybody?
05:38Who's a cheeky Frenchman?
05:40Um...
05:41Rousseau, wasn't it?
05:43Manchester, Manchewick.
05:44Rousseau?
05:45No.
05:45No.
05:46Oh?
05:47Edinburgh Richards.
05:49Can I just say?
05:49No, it's Talleyrand.
05:50Oh, I knew that.
05:52Obviously it was Talleyrand.
05:53Obviously it was.
05:54Talleyrand, you think bastard.
05:56Next question.
05:56Picture round now.
05:57Oh, picture round.
05:58We'll do well here.
05:59You're going to see a national flag.
06:01Turkey!
06:02Pakistan!
06:03That's Cyprus.
06:03Bookmark.
06:04I simply need the name of the country it represents.
06:07Saudi Arabia.
06:08Targwan.
06:09Honolulu.
06:10Manchester, Manchewick.
06:11Turkmenistan.
06:12Well done.
06:13Where?
06:13Turkmenistan.
06:15Fucking hell.
06:16Turkey.
06:16Pakistan.
06:17Turkmenistan.
06:18We actually got it between us.
06:21This Native American nation and reservation whose flag is said to overwhelm the viewer with its over 20 graphic elements.
06:29Navarro.
06:29Is it the caravan and camping club?
06:32Osage.
06:33No, better.
06:34It's the Navajo nation.
06:36I couldn't say the word properly but that's the only American tribe I know.
06:41The Christian grouping known as Church of the East or Assyrian Christians are also known by what name?
06:47Shias.
06:48Rastas.
06:49The Cyril Malabar church.
06:50I'm afraid you lose five points.
06:52Oh, Edinburgh.
06:52After a 5th century bishop of Constantinople condemned by the council.
06:56Madriwick knows this.
06:57He's nodding his head.
06:59Wigan warriors.
07:00Manchester, Madriwick.
07:01Nestorian.
07:02It is the Nestorians.
07:03Yes, well done.
07:03When Madriwick knows, he knows, don't he?
07:05Yeah, it's the hat.
07:06Look at him lined up at that buzzer!
07:08Well done.
07:09Go start the question.
07:11The second crusade was called in response to which crusader states captured by Zangi, governor of Mosul and Aleppo.
07:18He will help you, love.
07:19Madriwick, he will help you.
07:21I'll tell you now.
07:22The problem with them talking about the second crusade is I don't actually remember the first one.
07:25It was the most northerly of those founded during the first crusade.
07:29Powers?
07:30She's planning what she's going to have for a tea, I reckon.
07:32She's not concentrating.
07:34Okay.
07:34I think Odessa for this.
07:37Uh, yeah.
07:38Yeah, I think you're right, Madriwick.
07:40You should go with whatever you think, Madriwick.
07:42Captain.
07:43Odessa.
07:44Yes.
07:44You got that one right, Odessa.
07:46Come on, Madriwick can do this on his own.
07:49They're all going, yeah, I think you're right.
07:52I think it is, yeah.
07:53None of them haven't any clue.
07:54No.
07:55Just going with what Madriwick says.
07:57Your bonuses are on subjects of paintings by Jean-Michel Basquiat.
08:01I know Basquiat's work.
08:02He was very cool in the 80s.
08:05A 1983 work by Basquiat is titled Toussaint Louverture versus which Italian preacher and religious reformer?
08:11Madriwick, tell me.
08:13A powerful figure in Florence in the late 1400s, his sermons railing against impiety, corruption and luxury led to public
08:19bonfires of the vanities in that city.
08:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the fingers are going.
08:23Oh, oh, Madriwick, he's thinking, he's thinking.
08:26Savonarula?
08:27Yeah.
08:28Savonarula?
08:29Yes.
08:29God, lad, Madriwick, get in there!
08:33Hey, I digged that one out, didn't I?
08:35He did.
08:36Cool.
08:37He even had to waggle his hands to get that out.
08:39I like this.
08:41I go like this when I'm thinking.
08:43I look calmless.
08:45When I'm studying, I go, oh.
08:47Oh, Michelle does as well.
08:49She's calmless.
08:54In Blackpool.
08:55Went to the darts, didn't we?
08:57Me and Ben.
08:58Rotterdam.
08:59Bloody lovely place, actually.
09:00Pete and his little sister Sophie.
09:03The best bit for me was that you were at the darts and I was watching the darts on the
09:06telly and I was trying to find you in the crowd.
09:08Right at the back.
09:10Yeah.
09:10Well, there was no chance.
09:12Yeah.
09:13It was the only tickets that they had.
09:15We were up in the nose blades.
09:17Yeah.
09:17I just love that you left before it had even finished.
09:20Well, we didn't want to get stung for queuing for a taxi.
09:23I know, but then you're texting me going, who's won?
09:26This week, we had our regular dose of drama from the Dales on ITV1.
09:31When I do Running Club Susan Ailes, all we do is talk about Emmerdale.
09:35We don't talk about all else.
09:36We talk about it as if it's real life.
09:37My mother loved Emmerdale for years.
09:40Years she watched it.
09:43Did she watch it with the weird storylines?
09:46No.
09:46She stopped watching it when it became too melodramatic.
09:49Okay.
09:50She couldn't be bothered with the nonsense.
09:55I mean, if you look at Emmerdale there, it's fantastic, isn't it?
09:59You know, if you flattened all of that, you could put 600 houses on it.
10:02In the episode, a pregnant charity dingle was having some car trouble.
10:08All we need to do is ring you a taxi.
10:10We can't, though, can we?
10:10I haven't got my phone, because my battery died, remember?
10:12Where's your phone, Mac?
10:14Where's your phone?
10:15Don't tell me you ain't got a phone.
10:16I haven't got mine either.
10:17Oh, God.
10:18What a right pickle.
10:19Who leaves without their phone?
10:21Wait here.
10:22Where you going?
10:22I'm going to walk along the road and see if I can flag someone down.
10:25Don't leave a pregnant woman on her own.
10:26Mac!
10:31You're lying!
10:32Oh, do you remember my walk was biking at Janet and Charlie's?
10:36On their set A, wasn't it?
10:37On their set A.
10:39Just try and go to your happy place.
10:42My happy place has been ransacked.
10:43My happy place is not watching a woman give birth in a car
10:47in the middle of Yorkshire Mary's.
10:49Car!
10:49The car's not going to go up the battery.
10:51No, but there's a car behind you!
10:54Oh!
10:55Oh, look, here comes someone.
10:56Here comes someone.
10:57Who is it, who is it?
10:59Stop, stop!
11:00Oh!
11:01Oh, it's Ross.
11:02That's Ross, the actual baby's biological daddy.
11:06She's going on a bit to have a child, though, isn't she, Jay?
11:08Yeah, but she's doing it for her granddaughter,
11:10because her granddaughter can't have any children.
11:12Oh.
11:12Oh, Ross!
11:13Are you kidding?
11:14Oh, she can't believe her, look!
11:17This is her worst nightmare.
11:19Does Ross know he's the real dad?
11:21Ross and Charity both know it's their baby.
11:24Sarah, what is it?
11:25What's up?
11:26Is everything all right?
11:28No, far from it.
11:29Ross, 19 missed calls.
11:31This is Sarah, this is the granddaughter.
11:34Hello?
11:34Sarah!
11:35Ross, what's happening?
11:36Sarah, it's me.
11:37Oh, now they're in the lift, so that'll be...
11:39They're going to lose the signal.
11:41Yeah.
11:41It'll be like, hello?
11:43Hello?
11:43Hospital?
11:47Hello?
11:48I've lost the signal.
11:49I knew it.
11:49I knew it.
11:49But you always say, signal won't go in a lift.
11:53Yeah.
11:53He's not doing that.
11:54Everybody says that.
11:54He doesn't do that.
11:55Tits.
11:56Oi, aren't we moving?
11:58What?
11:58None of the buttons are working!
12:00Why is he pressing all the buttons?
12:01Hello?
12:02Has he never been in a lift before?
12:03Oh, what's happening?
12:04Nothing, other than us being trapped in a lift.
12:07Oh, my God.
12:08That'd be my worst nightmare, getting stuck in a lift.
12:11In labour?
12:12I tell you what, if this lot didn't have bad luck,
12:14they'd have no luck at all.
12:15Car's shat its pants, and now the lift has.
12:18It's them two, they've got the kiss of death.
12:20Oh, come on, please, answer.
12:22Oh, Sarah's arrived.
12:23Oh, at least Sarah's got there now.
12:24I'm looking for my gran.
12:26Charity didn't go.
12:26They said at reception that she wasn't here,
12:28but she was definitely brought in.
12:29Do you want to send in, will she?
12:30No, she hasn't even got there yet.
12:31They're in the lift.
12:32She's not with us, OK?
12:33Could have just been a false alarm?
12:35Have you checked the lift?
12:36PHONE RINGS
12:37I need to find her.
12:38Sorry.
12:39PHONE RINGS
12:39Oh, watch this.
12:40We've got a pregnant woman in the lift.
12:42Look, I'm really sorry, I've got to go.
12:43There's a woman literally giving birth downstairs in a lift.
12:45That's her grandma!
12:46There you go!
12:47Ding, ding!
12:47Oh, my God, can we put two and two together and get four, please?
12:50Somebody.
12:50I'm Faye, I'm one of the lead midwives.
12:52How we doing?
12:53How we doing?
12:53Fucking brilliant.
12:54I'm sucking her bloody lift, love.
12:56Charity, the fire services are nearly with you.
12:58You've just got to hold on that bit longer.
13:00There's no holding on, love.
13:01When that baby's coming, it's coming.
13:03You know yourself, pet, you don't hold a baby and you want to push it out.
13:09PHONE RINGS
13:10Oh, this is sounding pretty intense.
13:14She actually sounds like how I sound.
13:17Mackenzie, can you tell me what's going on?
13:19Yeah, she's having a baby and we're sucking a lift.
13:22She's giving birth at the moment.
13:24SHE LAUGHS
13:25Come on, you're doing so well, better than me.
13:27Come on.
13:28Granny Harry.
13:29Oh!
13:31OK, there, she's got to blow up, this girl.
13:33She's hitting the Mariah Carey whistle note there.
13:35Oh!
13:36That's it!
13:37Oh!
13:38The baby!
13:39She's here!
13:40She's here!
13:40Ah!
13:42Welcome to Daddy.
13:43Oh, yeah, but that's Daddy, innit?
13:45Is she OK?
13:46Yeah!
13:47Yeah!
13:48Yeah!
13:48Oh, she is perfect.
13:51Oh, this is not good.
13:52Oh, no.
13:52This is not good.
13:52This is not good.
13:53Ross is falling in love with his own child.
13:55I love being pregnant and having kids, I did.
13:58I used to moan at me about me going through all this, didn't you, all the time?
14:02Yeah, but, I mean, I didn't find the pain that bad.
14:05I must have been one of the lucky ones.
14:08Well, we're not having any more, Julie.
14:09That's it.
14:09Put my foot down.
14:14We haven't even got rid of our fucking Sean yet, have we?
14:25In South East London...
14:28He's a cheeky man, that man in the wine shop, you know.
14:31Why?
14:32Well, I went there and I was getting my wine and putting it in my bag.
14:37Sue and her husband, Steve.
14:39And he went, do you need anything else?
14:41I said, no.
14:42He went, alright, I'll see you in a few days, then.
14:46How many bottles did you have?
14:48Six.
14:49A few?
14:50That's about right, yeah.
14:51I thought, cheeky sud.
14:55On Wednesday night, an old fave had a freshen up on BBC One.
15:00I've got a new wok.
15:03Lee, I aren't joking.
15:04I cook up for ten.
15:07Can you lift it?
15:08All morning?
15:09No.
15:11All morning we've been trying to find a cupboard to fit it in.
15:15It's huge.
15:19Who do you think's the better cook out of us two?
15:21I think we're both good cooks.
15:23You are never diplomatic, so you must think that I'm the better cook,
15:27but you just don't want to admit it.
15:28So that's why you have to say, we're both good cooks.
15:31I think I've got a pan.
15:33I only got a pot last week.
15:34I was about to say, do you have a pot yet?
15:36Got a pot last week.
15:37Listen, you can avoid things with a pot.
15:40Do you know what I mean?
15:40It stops you going, oh, I should make this tonight,
15:42because you've not got a pot.
15:43Yeah.
15:44This is the classic recipe test.
15:47Right, what are we going to do?
15:47What are we going to do then?
15:48Come on.
15:49In front of you, you have all of the ingredients.
15:52Oh, I like chicken.
15:54No, I love it.
15:54See, I do mine in the air fryer.
15:55I know you've told me.
15:56That oven's never been on, because if I put that oven on,
15:59it'll just fucking burn.
16:00It burns everything.
16:01To make us chicken breast, green beans, creamy mash,
16:06and a red wine sauce.
16:07I'm not fussed about the sauce.
16:09Do you reckon I'd let you use gravy instead?
16:11Oh, Jesus.
16:12I could make that standing on my head.
16:14Why is that a challenge?
16:16Mashed potato is where so many of these cooks come a cropper.
16:20How can you fuck up a mashed potato?
16:23We want silky smooth, buttery, creamy mashed potato.
16:27What is that?
16:28Is that his mash?
16:29I think my mash is a bit too liquid.
16:31That's fucking soup.
16:32I think when you can suck the mash through a straw,
16:34it's so much gone wrong.
16:36It must be doing the mash as a drink.
16:38So I have to use some thickening agent like flour?
16:43What, in the potatoes?
16:44He's going to thicken it with some flour.
16:46Why?
16:47He's gone rogue.
16:48He's off his head?
16:50I did notice that Maria was the first to get her chicken on cooking,
16:54and she's already had it resting.
16:56So the timing is crucial.
16:58We never rest meat.
17:00Should we start resting meat?
17:02So your chicken's cooked?
17:04So I've seared it.
17:05Look, it's red, that chicken.
17:07It's all pink round the edge.
17:08On both sides, I wanted some of the juices to go into the sauce.
17:12The risk with searing it and then pouring it back in the pan to cook at the end,
17:16you have got to check it's cooked through.
17:17That's why I have my meat probe.
17:20So we've got six minutes left.
17:22This is when food should really be moving.
17:24He's still trying to make his mash into something unpresensible.
17:29Fucking battered.
17:30Towards your plate.
17:32This is make or break time.
17:34Oh, my God.
17:37Look at the soup that is.
17:39You're pouring the mash on the plate.
17:41Never in my life, not even in school dinners, you get mashed potato like that.
17:45Stand back from your benches.
17:47Everybody happy?
17:49No.
17:50Yes.
17:52I don't think the chicken's cooked enough.
17:54That chicken, that chicken is questionable.
17:57Maria, you're a first.
18:00Is that cooked now, that chicken?
18:03She's open, it's cooked, they don't think it's gonna be.
18:06Maria, this chicken, we've got a bit of a problem here.
18:09It's raw, hun.
18:11No!
18:12It's pink.
18:14You can't eat pink chicken.
18:15Oh, my God.
18:16Could you, you'd need an oxygen tent.
18:18I would.
18:19I'd need a deep end.
18:22Oh, my gosh.
18:23I don't think it could have gone any worse, to be honest.
18:27That was the worst chicken I've ever seen, pet.
18:29Oh, I feel really sorry for you, but...
18:31It was shit.
18:31You all laugh at me with my meat probe, but I'd never had pink chicken.
18:35Luca.
18:39Ah, liquid mash.
18:40Oh, God!
18:42I've got it!
18:43Is that to use his green beans to sandwich the mash in, to keep it there?
18:47What we have now is not mash.
18:49All I can taste is, like, raw flour.
18:52These judges have got the easiest job in the world.
18:54Yeah.
18:55If you got that from Frankie and Bernie's, you'd be sending it back.
18:58A meal that's not cooked by me, Mary.
19:00It's your favourite.
19:01And also because I give myself Billy Bunter amounts.
19:05So, if I cook...
19:06King Henry VIII.
19:07As if I'm King Henry VIII eating every night, medieval feasting.
19:11So, I like the fact that you give me smaller portions of triple cooked chips.
19:15You can't manage yourself, Giles.
19:17You'd be better off in jail, really.
19:19Well, um...
19:20Somebody supervising you.
19:25You said you was going to get a week.
19:26I know, I was.
19:27I'm definitely thinking just getting one, just because.
19:29I can't get my arm up to all the hair dryer.
19:32Well, how do you dry your hair, then?
19:34Best friends Jenny and Lee.
19:37I put the dryer between my knees, like that.
19:40Oh, so that's what that fucking bit is, then, there.
19:43It is awful.
19:45It is awful.
19:46That looks like a ski slope.
19:48I've tried always.
19:49But I find this way, the better...
19:51I can put the heat up.
19:52Imagine, though, my chuck gets a bit hot sometimes.
19:56On Sunday, a bunch of amateur singers were taking their stories
20:00to the stage on Channel 4.
20:01Music does take you back to a very important part of your life.
20:05I can listen to a song and it will take me back to one specific point in my life.
20:09Yeah, not me.
20:11That's because you don't like music that much.
20:12No, it's because I can't remember.
20:15We're travelling across the country to hear the people of Britain
20:18sing the songs that tell their incredible stories.
20:21Oh, I've seen this.
20:23It's Sam Ryder and Alison Hammond.
20:25And Paloma Faith.
20:27What song would you sing?
20:28At Break Hotel.
20:29Would you?
20:31Welcome to your song.
20:36Can you only get on the stage if you can sing?
20:39Yeah, I think you can, so we're buggered.
20:42We can't have a go.
20:43I like a bit of Christina Aguilera at the moment.
20:45Nice.
20:45What a girl wants.
20:47What a girl needs.
20:48One day can set you free.
20:53Yeah.
20:54It's just that little twist.
20:56That's the bit of panache that they look for.
20:58Yeah.
20:58That, some would say if it was still going, would be the X Factor.
21:02Next to perform for us is 22-year-old Binley,
21:05who's only ever sung in public once before.
21:08Oh, blimey.
21:09He's only sung in public once.
21:11That must be nerve-wracking.
21:12I don't know how people sing in public mind
21:14unless you're really drunk on the karaoke.
21:17Yeah, that's the only time you'd hear me sing in public.
21:19I'm a trainee quantity surveyor
21:21and for the last 17 years I've played for a rugby club.
21:26Oh, he's a rugby lad.
21:29Good on you.
21:30In 2018 we found out that my dad was diagnosed
21:33with stage four esophageal cancer.
21:36Oh.
21:37Lost a mate.
21:38You did.
21:38With that.
21:39You did.
21:40We lost him in June of 2020.
21:42Oh, God, I bet his family fell about.
21:44That's so sad, Dad.
21:46Well, you know, he's got good memories with his dad.
21:49In the week before he died,
21:51that's when we found out the really shocking news
21:55that my mum's had come back.
21:56Oh, my God.
21:57His mum had cancer as well.
22:01So, Mum and Dad.
22:03Jesus.
22:04He's gone through a lot at a young age, hasn't he?
22:06My mum's favourite song is Candy by Paolo Natini.
22:09Oh, look at them there. Don't they look lovely?
22:12Yeah.
22:12Candy's a nice song as well.
22:13One day she asked me to play Candy at her funeral.
22:18Oh.
22:19A funeral.
22:21Speaking at Mummy's funeral was the hardest thing I've ever done
22:24in my life, so imagine singing.
22:26Yeah.
22:27I couldn't even imagine that.
22:29Please give it off for Finlay!
22:31CHEERING
22:34Come on, Finlay, do it for your mum and your dad.
22:38She'll be by my side, no doubt, singing along.
22:42Absolutely.
22:44She's there with you.
22:46Stronger than fucking us two at this present moment.
22:48He hadn't even started singing yet.
22:50Fucking hell!
22:56Oh!
22:58I love this one.
22:59I love Paolo Natini.
23:00It's a tear-jerker, this one anyway, isn't it?
23:05I was perched outside in the pouring rain
23:09Trying to make myself...
23:10He's really good.
23:12He's got you a good singer, isn't he?
23:15He's got... I'm already gone.
23:16Mm-hm.
23:22All right, Sam.
23:24Right, shut up, Sam.
23:25Let Finlay have his moment.
23:27He can't help himself, can he?
23:29Darling, I'll bathe your skin
23:32And I'll even wash your clothes
23:36Just give me some candy
23:38It's incredible that he's able to stand up there
23:42And do it, really
23:44Oh, just think of him singing it to his mum
23:49I was thinking the same paloma
23:51Mama, will you please shut up?
23:54It's really important not to let your grief define you
23:59Aw!
24:01Aw, look at him just dancing in kitchen with his mum
24:04I love dancing in kitchen with Ezra
24:06That was a message from my mum
24:08No matter how hard life gets
24:09Just pick yourself back up again and keep going
24:12And keep going
24:18Oh, it's just so sad, isn't it?
24:22Don't miss my mum
24:25Don't really
24:28After my home
24:32After my home
24:35Yes!
24:37Oh, Finlay, yes!
24:40He absolutely nailed that, didn't he?
24:42He nailed that, didn't he?
24:44Well done!
24:45Well done!
24:49Ah!
24:52It just brought back some memories
24:55Especially with his story and stuff like that
24:56It's a bit close to home for us, isn't it?
24:59And it makes you watch Finlay and be like
25:01Well, he could try and get on with his life as well
25:04What we try and do each day, innit?
25:07Life is so cruel
25:09But how strong is he getting up there and singing that for his mum?
25:13You know, I'd be in bits
25:16And you can't sing
25:18You cheeky bastard
25:20You've got a cracking little voice, mate
25:31Sorry!
25:32I saw a friend the other day, Simon
25:35And she said to me, she's so busy
25:36Her diary's full
25:38She's so exhausted
25:40And I said to her, well, it sounds like you've got a bit of FOMO
25:46Fear of missing out
25:47Do you get FOMO?
25:51Not anymore
25:52Because you go to everything?
25:53No!
25:54Oh
25:54I just really pick and choose
25:56Do you?
25:57Yeah
25:58And you still got friends?
25:59Just about
26:00Still get invited out?
26:01Not so much
26:04I'm glad that strategy's working out
26:07On Wednesday night, another famous face popped out of the lift for a grilling on ITV
26:13I feel like when I'm talking to strangers, that is the first thing I do, I interrogate
26:19I ask questions because I think that's the best thing to do
26:22You're really good at that, actually
26:24I would say that's a bit of a super power for you
26:28That's L-E-G, isn't it?
26:31It is!
26:32I ain't seen L-E-G for so long
26:34Oh, it's H!
26:35No!
26:37H!
26:38Not H!
26:40H!
26:41Oh my God, he's coming
26:43Yo!
26:44Hey, hey, hey
26:45Oh my God, what's your name?
26:48Oh look at her, she's all like, all starstruck
26:52My name's Paolo
26:53Nice to meet you, Caroline
26:54Caroline's the Emily main list of the group
26:56Yeah, the assembly
26:58No shit taken
27:00You're not H from Steps, are you?
27:02H from Steps?
27:03Yeah, but that...
27:04I would ask him that question
27:06It's very easy to get confused
27:07Very, very, very easy
27:12I'm ready
27:15He looks nervous, H looks nervous
27:17I would be, there's quite a lot of them there
27:19I'm ready
27:20And we're going to start with a question from Nicola
27:22What's Nicola got?
27:24She's brutal, Nicola
27:26Calm down
27:27Oh, she's...
27:28Gather yourself
27:30You got this
27:30What is your pin number?
27:33What's your pin number?
27:34That's class
27:34Because I have lifted your cards
27:36Nicola
27:37Yes
27:38I really don't want to lie to you
27:40But I can't give you my pin number right now
27:43Why is that?
27:46Only because everyone else is in the room
27:47She's actually fuming that he ain't giving her his pin number
27:51Well, that scrubs out the next two questions
27:54What's your account number and sort code?
27:56So, how much you got on now?
28:00How much have I got on now?
28:01Now, yeah
28:02Assuming how much is over for it, of course
28:04Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see that chin
28:06So, I've got a watch on here
28:07Go on, answer the question
28:09That's an AP
28:10What's an AP?
28:1280
28:12What's my AP go?
28:1380 grand
28:14I've got mine Versace cheap
28:16But it's not a real one
28:17Tenny
28:18And save for us
28:19This watch is about 70 grand
28:22Bloody hell
28:23You were right
28:25AP
28:26And your necklace
28:29Necklace
28:30Glass accessories, babe
28:31How much are the diamonds worth?
28:34Probably
28:34I don't know
28:35Maybe like 50
28:36Fucking hell
28:38Fucking hell indeed
28:39Yeah
28:40Nicola needs a job on Auntie's Roadshow, doesn't she?
28:42She's got away with her
28:43Eliza, you're up
28:45Here we go
28:45Would you talk about a man the same way you rap about women?
28:48Have you called a man a bitch?
28:50Oh
28:51Come in with the very, very, very good questions
28:54Get comfy
28:54Get comfy
28:55This is a bad boy question
28:58Er...
28:58Er...
28:59Er...
29:00Er...
29:00Er...
29:01I don't know how to answer this
29:19Er...
29:20Could you just hold that one?
29:21Can we pull the plug on that one, please?
29:23Yeah
29:23And now Kieran?
29:25Er...
29:25My brother would always, like, defend me
29:27Like, just for having autism and being different to everybody else around me
29:30Yeah, yeah, yeah
29:31I know that your sister's a bit younger than you
29:33But did you ever get any stick from, like, your pals?
29:35Because she has dancing charm
29:36That is a really good question, but I hope the answer's no
29:39Yeah
29:40He knows the shit, he's hung out with people like this
29:43He's got a sister like it
29:44Yeah
29:45If you met with a whole load of short people
29:47You, in theory, should be very cool about it
29:50I have been
29:51Not one person around me had anything bad to say
29:56I was quite lucky when it came to that
29:58Apart from one person
30:00Not one person
30:01Apart from one person
30:03One person
30:03And one time, actually, he was, like, pretending to be me
30:07Rapping
30:08And then, like, said a line about my sister
30:10Yeah
30:11That I didn't really like
30:12Oh, fuck, that is brutal
30:14Always one that wants to be cruel
30:17And if you want me to keep it absolutely real with everyone
30:20I seen him a couple of days after in college
30:22I twatted him
30:23And I absolutely fucked him up
30:24Well, that's not a good thing, though, is it?
30:27No, no
30:27Two wrongs don't make a right, though, Jen
30:30Two wrongs don't make a right, cos then he was as bad as him
30:32When you've got a sister, you can say the most vile thing ever to your sister
30:36But somebody else says it and you'll be like
30:39You're talking about my sister?
30:40That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me
30:43Well, I wouldn't do it if you were there, I'd join in
30:48In Surrey
30:49Shay, you're wasting time, girl
30:51You're wasting time going to cinema on your own
30:53I hope you're out there, you know, checking out the circuit
30:55Sarah, her husband, Andre, and their daughter, Shay
30:59But you never know, you know, there may have been another single guy that went to the cinema on his
31:05Jack Jones sitting on the other side
31:07No
31:08And then they could have looked across at each other and it would be love in the cinema
31:10No, it was all couples
31:12I was the only person in there on my own
31:14Oh, Shay, that's terrible
31:16I had a great time
31:17On Monday, it was all eyes on the PM
31:20BBC News had all the details
31:23Oh, dear, they'll be care bashing today
31:25Good evening
31:27The Prime Minister, Sikir Starmer, has told MPs
31:29It's staggering that he was not told that Lord Mandelson had been granted full vetting clearance for his role as
31:36US Ambassador against advice
31:38So, what, are you saying he didn't know?
31:40Oh, so they didn't be on his back
31:41Why didn't you lot tell me?
31:42If a face could say, I've fucked up, it'd be them two
31:45Them two are the poster girl for that
31:47Sikir said there was a deliberate decision taken on repeated occasions not to tell him
31:53He is the Prime Minister and he wants us to believe that nobody said to him, hang on a minute
31:59AK
31:59You can't have him, he's done this, that and the other
32:04Opposition leaders say the Prime Minister's judgement has been brought into question and he should resign
32:08Of course the opposition are always calling for him to resign
32:11That is what they want so that they can have another shot at the throne
32:14However, there is serious questions about his judgement
32:18He's just got to go, Mary, everyone says he's got to walk the plank
32:23But there's no one to replace him
32:25The Foreign Office officials who made that decision did not pass this information to me
32:32He's saying that they made a deliberate decision not to tell him
32:35But I don't get why they would not tell, what's the reasoning behind them not telling him then?
32:40Because he'd be upset
32:41To the Foreign Secretary
32:43To her predecessor
32:44Oh, he's got him back here now
32:46He's naming other people as well, isn't he, that didn't get it
32:48I didn't get told either, but don't name me on there
32:50Or even to the former Cabinet Secretary, Sir Chris Wormald
32:55So there were about five layers of ministers that could have been told
32:58Yeah
32:58But none of them were told by the civil servants then
33:00I found this staggering
33:02Well, we're staggered
33:03Yeah
33:04We're staggered and he's staggered
33:06So, I mean, how many people are staggered here?
33:09Many members across the House will find these facts to be incredible
33:15Oh, we all don't, not just across there, we do
33:18They're laughing at him because it is ludicrous
33:22Oh, look at his face
33:24Oh God
33:24Don't feel sorry for him, Mary, don't feel sorry for him
33:27Let me if I want to
33:28Instead of taking responsibility for the decisions he made
33:32The Prime Minister has thrown his staff and his officials under the bus
33:37He has
33:38Yeah
33:38If they've deliberately deceived him, then it is their fault
33:42Do you know what, Natty?
33:43They're going to run out of buses and people to throw under them very soon
33:48There's not going to be any buses or people to throw under them at this rate
33:52He gives every impression of a Prime Minister in office, but not in power
33:56Well, it seems as though he doesn't know what's going on around here
33:59Well, he just lives there, he must keep upstairs in the lounge
34:01While they have the meetings
34:03As he insists on saying, nobody told me
34:07Diane Abbott will love this
34:08Stick the boot in, girl
34:10The question is, why didn't the Prime Minister ask?
34:15OK, that's a pretty good question
34:17Whoa!
34:19Get them, girlfriends
34:20That's right, little mic drop there from Diane
34:23He's had a ropey past as Mandelson
34:26And he knew that, so why didn't he ask?
34:30The MPs on this side of the house don't believe him
34:33His own gullible backbenchers don't believe him
34:36No
34:36Don't believe him
34:37Oh, the gullible backbenchers
34:39Lee Anderson's going in here
34:41Yeah
34:41Do you know what?
34:43Whatever the Prime Minister does
34:44Everybody's always going to come down on him like a ton of bricks
34:47He's just got to ride this storm
34:49He's got to weather the storm and keep on going
34:51Because he hasn't actually done anything wrong
34:55I think he's on Last Chance Saloon with this though
34:58If there's all else, then it's going to be Kearns
35:09In Leeds
35:10After mine and Nat's night away
35:12The morning when we got up
35:15We thought, shall we have a drive to Ribblehead Viaduct?
35:19Goes to this pub
35:20And there's only a classic car meet-up
35:24Sisters Ellie and Izzy
35:26So obviously I start talking to some of the people there
35:28And they went, are you one of us?
35:29I went, no
35:30I said, I'm not one of you
35:32But I said, I want to be now
35:33I went, I've got a classic caravan though
35:36And then they started talking about carburetors and fuel injectors
35:39And I thought, I'm in over my head here
35:41Yeah, you're in over your head
35:42On Monday night, there was more cantering up and down the King's Road on E4
35:47Here we are, Gwen
35:48Just to make us look as though we are from Chelsea
35:54Only joking, love
35:55We're from all
35:57Who out of Made in Chelsea would you take to the rave?
36:01Ooh
36:01Probably Freddie
36:03I'm going with Freddie
36:04Yeah
36:09Is Chelsea London?
36:10Yes
36:11Are you fucking serious?
36:14Yeah
36:14Is Chelsea London?
36:16I thought it was like its own place next to Essex
36:18What have you been up to recently?
36:20Erm, I've been quite busy
36:21I've got London Fashion Week coming up
36:23Which will be really nice
36:24Oh, that's Bex
36:25Simon
36:25Oh, what have you got coming?
36:27I've got an appointment
36:27So are my tours done?
36:30What have you got coming up?
36:32I'm not sure who's going
36:33But I think Elise is going to be there
36:34So that might be
36:35What's that?
36:36Is she still seeing Freddie?
36:37Is it?
36:38Do you remember Elise?
36:39We're seeing Freddie
36:39Yes
36:40Bex is ex
36:41Well, we saw Freddie the other night
36:43And who was he with?
36:44Erm
36:46She was fun, wasn't it?
36:47Uh oh
36:48This is a bit loaded
36:49There's more to this, isn't it?
36:50Yeah
36:50He kind of just said to me that
36:53He's not into Elise
36:55What?
36:56Why would you tell your ex that though?
36:58So he wants Bex back, do you think?
37:00More than likely
37:00He always wants Bex
37:01And then Freddie
37:03He was like
37:05What do you think about getting back together?
37:07I knew it
37:08Oh, messy
37:08Ooh
37:09So what do you think about getting back together?
37:11You see how boys play mind games?
37:14It's not really mind games
37:15He went all the way around the houses to come back exactly where he started
37:18No, he tried something he didn't like his going back
37:20In another scene
37:21We saw Freddie filling the lads in on the latest with Bex
37:24Basically, I went to an event
37:26And me and Bex, like, hitting it off
37:28Dare I say it
37:29Like, it felt like we were
37:30Back together?
37:31Kind of back together
37:32It was weird
37:33Oh my god
37:34Oh my god
37:35Oh jeez
37:36Look, even they're bored with it
37:38Look, look
37:38I don't have feelings for Bex
37:40I don't
37:40Ooh
37:41Oh, so he doesn't have feelings for Bex
37:43Oh
37:43So that ain't matching up with what Bex said
37:46Cause she said
37:46That he wants to get back together with her
37:48Yeah
37:49What?
37:49Okay
37:49However, if Bex liked to hang out
37:52I want cuddles
37:53I want movie nights
37:53And sex is just a bonus
37:55Oh
37:56Oh
37:57Oh, you horrible little weasel of a man
37:59That's the fuckboy handbook
38:00She needs to hear what he's just said
38:03And I would have said it the other way round
38:04One or two things
38:05Well
38:06I want the sex first
38:07And the cuddles and the TV nights are a bonus
38:13Then we headed off for a girly catch up with both of Freddie's exes
38:17I mean it's gone on for like a while
38:19It's because Freddie and I were getting to know each other
38:21And obviously the ex and Freddie dated
38:24Ooh
38:24Look at the looks
38:26Daggers
38:27But you'll be thrilled to know
38:29It's no longer a thing
38:30I do know at least
38:31Cause we're back together
38:32Gained a best friend
38:33But like I knew you weren't
38:34That's nice
38:35Why is that nice?
38:35It was nice
38:36Okay, fine
38:37It's nice, it's nice
38:38That was really proper made in Chelsea
38:41Why is that nice?
38:42That's nice
38:43I mean that really was, wasn't it?
38:45Is it perfect?
38:45Nice? That's nice
38:46Why are you saying that's nice?
38:48If anything we'll be each other's wingman
38:49If you want me to set you up
38:50Let me know
38:51This is so bitchy
38:53I love it
38:53I mean I didn't see Freddie the other night
38:56He did say that
38:58You know he
38:59Does still have feelings for me
39:01And that he wants to
39:03Angus is alright
39:03Angus was at the
39:05The golf
39:05Oh!
39:06Angus is thinking
39:07Well that's not what happened
39:08At Hamilton Golf Course
39:10He wants to run through you love
39:12That's about the top and bottom of it
39:14What did he
39:14What did he like specifically say to you?
39:17Exactly
39:18On a night out
39:19We just don't go on like that do we?
39:21No
39:21I mean it's only with first drink
39:24And then when Sean Paul comes on we're up, we're out, we're dancing
39:28And a bit later we finally got to see the on off couple face to face
39:32I'm just hearing from Angus that you don't have feelings for me still
39:37Do you?
39:38Feelings for you?
39:39Yeah
39:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
39:41Yes
39:41Right, it's game time
39:43Tell her Freddie, friends will benefit
39:46Both of us
39:47Both of us have like dated other people
39:49And we do kind of keep coming back to each other
39:52She does have feelings for him
39:53I don't know, I don't think I'm serious
39:56Ready for anything serious though
39:58Isn't that what I said?
40:00Oh!
40:01Okay
40:01I don't know if I'm giving you the wrong impression of that
40:03Oh, werewolves coming crashing down around her ankles now
40:07She wants to be serious
40:08Tell him to fuck off Bex
40:11Tell him to fuck off
40:14In a dream world we could be like, it sounds so silly
40:17Oh my god, he's about to say this
40:18I don't know if I want to know what you're about to say
40:20And she's like, no, nothing bad
40:21Nothing bad, but
40:24I don't know, maybe like exes with benefits
40:27You're joking
40:28No, Freddie!
40:30Exes with benefits?
40:32You horrible little squirt
40:34Oh, it's so offensive
40:35Right
40:37That sounds quite seedy
40:40Degrading actually
40:42Yes
40:44Degrading!
40:44Degrading!
40:45It's like that actually makes me feel sick
40:46Like it's icky
40:47To find someone else
40:48I know I won
40:49That's fine
40:50That is what I wanted
40:51I think you're a very strange boy
40:52Yeah
40:53Very strange boy
40:55Very afraid boy
40:56I'd say I think you're a fucking asshole
40:57I wouldn't
40:59You won't be a strange boy
41:01So are they back together or not?
41:03I can't quite tell
41:07In North London
41:08Let's see who's the best singer
41:10Okay, I say
41:12You'll sing your part
41:13I'll sing my part, yeah?
41:14And then we'll decide
41:15Sisters Amira and Amani
41:18Island's in the stream
41:19That is what we are
41:21No one in between
41:24How could we be wrong?
41:26Okay, your turn
41:27You took that way too seriously
41:29Yeah, your turn now
41:30Okay
41:31I'm serious
41:31It's a competition
41:33Let's go
41:34Okay
41:34Islands in the stream
41:36I'm totally talking
41:37Did someone take away all the energy
41:40And suck it out of you?
41:41I can't do it
41:42Like, do you know what you sound like?
41:43Islands in the stream
41:44Like, it hurts to sing
41:46You sound like it hurts physically
41:49Fine, you can just be...
41:50You sound like you're holding in a hernia
41:52Islands in the stream
41:54That is what we are
41:57On Tuesday night
41:58There was more jam-packed jungle action on ITV
42:01I turned it on the other day by accident, Mary
42:04And spotted a little tiff between Sinita and Gemma Collins
42:09So I thought, oh, this programme's more interesting than I thought it was
42:15We're going to South Africa this Christmas
42:17We are
42:17I've never been
42:18Well, you can get some tips
42:19Maybe this will give me a bit of an insight
42:21In the programme, the celebs were about to face a trial where they were working in pairs
42:29Go
42:30Oh no, there are
42:31Woah, that is minging that, innit
42:36Jimmy's not really moving
42:38What's wrong?
42:39Why is Jimmy not moving?
42:40What's the matter with him?
42:42Go
42:42He's got to go
42:43Jimmy's kind of stopped there
42:45Well, what's he standing there for?
42:48Like a dick
42:48The way to get underneath it
42:50Jim
42:50Come on
42:52Oh, Jim, do a bit
42:53Why is Jimmy not even moved?
42:55Boys, I don't think I've got it in me
42:57What?
42:58Oh no, he's copping out
43:00No
43:00He's not even tried
43:02That's not what made this country great, was it, Nathie?
43:05I haven't got it in me
43:06No
43:06Jim, you're up
43:08Sorry, Ed
43:09What?
43:10I'm so sorry
43:10Huh?
43:11Sorry why?
43:12What you sorry for?
43:14Wait, does Jimmy want to go home?
43:16Is that what it is?
43:17I'm a celebrity, get me out of here
43:20What the hell?
43:22Oh, he's giving up
43:23So sorry, Sam
43:24You're joking me, bro
43:25Right, guess who's going home?
43:27Well, they both are
43:28Yeah
43:29Jim, come on, man
43:31You've got to think of Adam here in the cage
43:33He doesn't want to go
43:34He's enjoying himself
43:36So he's got a goal
43:37Yeah, of course you have
43:38What a bastard
43:39That's what you can tell
43:40But the disappointment on Adam's face
43:42Is that how we're going out?
43:43Yeah?
43:44Sorry, Boise
43:47Whoa
43:47Oh, he's fuming
43:48Oh, he's raging
43:49Oh, he is absolutely raging
43:51Are you f***ing taking the pits?
43:53Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
43:54Are you taking the pits?
43:55I don't know
43:56Are you taking the pits going up to him?
43:58Oh, my God
44:00Is Adam going to start on him?
44:03What's up with you?
44:03Everyone's got their own story
44:04Yeah, getting covered in f***ing pants
44:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down
44:07That's pathetic
44:07That's f***ing...
44:08Hold on, hold on
44:10The guy that I didn't even attempt it
44:13Prick
44:14Prick
44:15Yes, this is what you deserve, Jimmy
44:17He doesn't deserve it
44:19What?
44:21Oh, sorry
44:21Yeah, Jimmy deserves it, Adam
44:23Yeah, try and...
44:23Try and keep up, Mary
44:24Try and keep up
44:27He's done all that
44:28For him
44:29He's doing f***ing balls
44:31Calm down
44:32Is he still there?
44:33Where is he?
44:33Adam's taking a roll
44:34Yeah, he's doing well
44:36Yeah, he's doing well
44:37What is up with you?
44:38Tell me why
44:39I'd be quiet like this with popcorn
44:41All you have to do
44:42Was run through some f***ing mud
44:44And you said, I'm a celebrity
44:44Get me out of it
44:45I know about that
44:46I wanted to go on
44:47Well, go home then in camp
44:49Go home in camp then
44:50Don't do it on my f***ing watch
44:51Wow
44:52He's actually rude
44:53You can see the vein in his neck
44:54No, he's right
44:56Why should he calm down?
44:57What I'm getting at, Natty
45:00Is he's quite right
45:01To say, do it in camp
45:02And don't bring me down with you
45:04Just calm down
45:05You make yourself look an idiot
45:06Oh!
45:07Oh!
45:08That is rich
45:10Coming from you, Jimmy
45:11Pot kettle
45:12Don't do the show then, bro
45:14Don't do the show
45:15You don't choose that
45:16You chose to do the show
45:18This is cracking this
45:19This is the best thing I've seen
45:20And I haven't slept with you
45:21Get me out of here
45:21This is a marvellous moment
45:22It's probably the best moment
45:24For me in the whole series, Natty
45:25Of all series
45:27I feel there, honestly
45:29I know
45:29You have done your kids proud, Adam
45:31He's crying
45:33I would be
45:34You cry anything
45:35I know
45:36Adam
45:37You have done your kids proud
45:39It's all to do with kids
45:40He wanted re-ramming a jolly
45:42Away from kids
45:43And it's been cut short
45:44That's what he's crying about
45:45He's back home tonight, Beads
45:48I'd be crying and all
45:50Come and join us
45:51A bit later, Anton Deck had some news for Adam
45:55We thought it was up to your fellow campmates
45:57Whether you should remain in camp
45:58They've had a chat
46:00And they've all said
46:01Yes, you should remain in camp
46:02Oh!
46:03Yes!
46:04That's pathetic
46:05What are they just saying?
46:07They've just broken the rules?
46:09Yes
46:09Oh, that's bollocks
46:11Pathetic
46:12You're on a ride, buddy, aren't you?
46:14You're alright, man
46:15Oh, sweetheart
46:16Oh, he's starting crying again
46:18Oh, I want to cry
46:20Right, I'm just so disappointed
46:22This is what's wrong with the whole bloody country
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