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00:00Tonight!
00:02Oh, welcome!
00:04It's the end of agency party.
00:08With unexpected arrivals.
00:10What are your intentions?
00:12So buckle up for a bumpy ride.
00:14I'm just sat here now.
00:16Like, what's going on?
00:17No idea.
00:18Cos so far the mission to lock in a plus one
00:21has proved a proper bum fight.
00:25Stephen called it quits with Clara.
00:27There's so much confusion in me.
00:29I don't know if I have a smile.
00:31Loose lady Colleen met mischief maker Mike on a blind date.
00:34Oh, there you are.
00:36Colleen.
00:37But he's still not guaranteed a closing night callback.
00:41Queen of Aussie posse vibes Lucinda found snogs but no sparks
00:45until Oli got her chakras aligning.
00:48You do have quite a relaxed zen energy.
00:52But has he manifested a plus one?
00:55For celebs OG David,
00:57dishy daddy Anthony changed everything.
01:00But could their countryside curveball cost them?
01:03Do you want heads?
01:04I'm not really sure about the answer to that question right now.
01:07Ouch.
01:08James picked up the ball and ran with it.
01:11But only one match converted his interests.
01:14Banter Babe Dottie.
01:15Don't say get down with.
01:16Spending time with you is such a confidence boost.
01:19PK the player couldn't shake old habits.
01:22Like that?
01:23Yeah, I do like that.
01:24Until Joan rocked his world.
01:26If I kiss you, I don't know where life will take you.
01:29Oh, please.
01:31Gabby arrived looking for a man.
01:33Shit.
01:34But Toy Boy Joelle loved a spanner in the works.
01:37You've got a great body.
01:38I know.
01:39So who will rock up with who, as for one last time, are celebs?
01:43I'm just going to kiss you.
01:45Go?
01:45I don't want to give false hope to anyone.
01:48Dating!
01:48Is that too much for you to be able to move into something serious?
02:08Welcome to the celebs go dated end of agency party.
02:12And by the looks of this sophisticated Riverside venue, Tom's played an absolute blinder.
02:16I just want to fill the space.
02:19Come on, Tom.
02:20Those mini Scotch eggs won't lay out themselves.
02:22Oscar, it's wondrous here.
02:24You're just expanding.
02:25How can you work here and not growing it?
02:27Depends how aroused you get around houseplants, I guess.
02:30Right, fix up incoming arrival.
02:33Threesomes don't come sexier than this.
02:35Oh, yes.
02:36It's the agents.
02:37Nothing turns me on like the curves on that spectacular shining dome.
02:42Paul's Bonts, of course.
02:43Not the O2.
02:45Look at this.
02:47Oh, I say.
02:48Oh, welcome, darlings.
02:50Oh!
02:51You've just outdone yourselves.
02:53I mean, how do you do this every time?
02:54Well, I always have something in my arsenal, darling.
02:58I thought he was dancing funny.
03:00Mainly for you.
03:02I'm so excited about today.
03:04For some celebs, we have a clue as to who they could be bringing.
03:08For others, we have no idea.
03:10And we've invited some special guests to really test the strength of the relationship some of our celebrities have made.
03:17Cheers, guys.
03:18Love you.
03:19Always a pleasure.
03:21Always a pleasure.
03:21Always a pleasure.
03:24So, who's going to be leading the charge on today's festivities and arriving first?
03:29Flaunted in full throttle like the freight train of flirtation he is, is David.
03:34But after some recent farmyard friction with Anthony, is he riding solo?
03:42Oh, get in, David, son.
03:44Bravo, you two beautiful bastards.
03:47Hello, baby!
03:50Honey people!
03:52I can't even hear you!
03:54Honey people!
03:56I'm glad that I've made it here with Anthony, but to be honest, I am putting on a brave face
04:01because there have been a few red flags over the past few days.
04:04I really need to get myself together with the agents to sort my head out.
04:08Oh, shit. He hasn't even had a canapé yet.
04:10The big revelation, you've turned up to the finale with Anthony.
04:15Don't look too happy about it, lads.
04:16How are you feeling? Because it's quite a daunting process.
04:19Yeah, I think as this is coming to, like, the close now,
04:21I'm probably feeling a bit like, oh, my God, about it.
04:24But, um, yeah, no, it's great. I'm having a great time.
04:27What does he mean, coming to a close?
04:29He's making me feel like he doesn't even like me.
04:32Grout yourselves a drink and enjoy.
04:35Thank you, thank you, thank you.
04:37I felt we were having to heavy lift that.
04:39Oh, yes. Yeah.
04:40For sure, for sure.
04:41Yeah, and we never have to do that.
04:43Well, after that positive start, who's rocking up next?
04:46I wanna sing, I wanna shout.
04:50Oh, it's Stephen.
04:52Hello.
04:52Is that a date?
04:53I see you smiling out on your right.
04:56What?
04:57Lucinda?
04:57Where's Ollie?
05:00If those two are banging, then I'm writing to Ofcom.
05:03Where was the trigger warning?
05:04Oh, wow.
05:06Yes.
05:07A dynamic duo.
05:08I don't know if that brought anyone.
05:11Lucinda, you've arrived solo without Ollie.
05:13Yeah, look, you know, it's a big one.
05:15I think in order for me to have an international relationship with all the logistics, I would've
05:21needed to have felt that as a full-blown yes.
05:24I really adore Dolly, and I have invited him here today.
05:28Because I didn't get the chance to say, you know, really enjoyed you, but, you know, not
05:33quite for me, but come and have a drink.
05:34So far, we've got one potential break-up and one definite break-up.
05:39Great party, guys.
05:40Stephen, can we talk about your journey a little bit?
05:42It definitely has been a learning curve, and I feel like I've gained some insight, which
05:46was the least I wanted to gather from this, and I'm happy with that.
05:49Both of you are perhaps feeling in a better position to leave your time in the agency ready
05:54for what might happen when you meet someone.
05:56100%.
05:57And all the more ready to have all the awkward conversations.
05:59As long as I don't have to watch it, fill your boots, son.
06:02I think this will be an incredible night.
06:04Yes.
06:04But in particular, we're hoping that we get blessed by one of the greatest MCs.
06:09Aye.
06:10How exciting.
06:11Out of the UK.
06:12Is Stormzy coming?
06:13We're hoping.
06:14I'm just grateful for having a real reason to be here.
06:19Wow.
06:21Thank you, Stephen.
06:22Come on, party people.
06:23Hi, aunt.
06:24Hi, gorgeous.
06:25How are you going?
06:25Good to see you.
06:27So, with three celebs added to the party mix, it's time to introduce our next special ingredient.
06:33PK.
06:33But is our roster Romeo riding solo?
06:37Maybe it's the lovin' in your heart.
06:39Of course he's not.
06:40He's with straight-talkin' statesider, Joan.
06:45PK.
06:48You too.
06:50Oh, don't they look lovely?
06:51Well, she does.
06:52He looks like a flasher in waiting.
06:54PK and Joan.
06:55What a vision.
06:56I like the trench.
06:57I like everything.
06:58Inspector Gadget.
06:59I dread to think what gadgets he's got under there.
07:02Was it an easy yes coming today with PK?
07:04Yeah, it was very easy, yes.
07:06You've been to a few good dates together now.
07:08Have you guys sealed the deal with a kiss?
07:12No.
07:13No, not yet.
07:14Got to be intentional.
07:15Yeah.
07:16Paul's just got a boner.
07:17Got to make sure we're both on the same page.
07:20Wow, these new garms have got him talking like an agent.
07:23With Joan, I've done things differently.
07:25I've been mature, taken my time.
07:28So I haven't kissed her yet.
07:30And I want to get to know her more.
07:33I'm intrigued.
07:34There's something in there that's making me put on my binoculars
07:37and say, you know what?
07:38I need to zoom in.
07:40I'd be careful getting binoculars out in that coat.
07:42Joan, have you been impressed with PK?
07:45I have been impressed by him.
07:46I was shocked by him.
07:47I was expecting more of a menace than I got.
07:50And he was actually very much of like a gentleman.
07:53Surprisingly so.
07:54PK looks as surprised as the rest of us.
07:56Joan, can we just say thank God you joined this agency.
07:59Absolutely putting him where he needs to be.
08:01Great.
08:01We would love you to go grab a drink, go and see the guys
08:03and get stuck in.
08:05You'll have to ask him twice.
08:07You guys look so cute.
08:10I saw you there.
08:12Oh, you look amazing.
08:13You do too.
08:15And next into the fun house is Liverpool's fittest export
08:18and she's insulted Stevie G's butcher's dog, Gabby,
08:21for Is She Running Solo?
08:27Is she fuck?
08:29She's brought walking six-pack Joelle.
08:34Oh, my God.
08:36Joelle and Gabby.
08:38Hi.
08:41Hello.
08:42So how are you feeling, Gabby, about this whole journey?
08:45It's definitely been a rollercoaster, I think.
08:46I was just stressing about things that weren't actually there.
08:49I was just creating problems because of one thing.
08:54The main thing is every time that I asked him to show up
08:56and prove that he was mature enough and basically deliver,
09:01and he did it every time.
09:02I think also what's underrated in this experience
09:04is how hard it is for the datees.
09:06Yeah.
09:07Right?
09:07And Joelle, we really give you your kudos.
09:09You really stepped up.
09:11Have fun at the party.
09:12Bye.
09:13Go and grab a drink.
09:14This is a couple.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Next in, he's traded rucks for remixes,
09:21but can he mix himself a match when it matters?
09:29Of course he can!
09:31Never in doubt when Dottie's about.
09:32Oh!
09:34Wow!
09:36Hot couple alert!
09:37James and Dottie.
09:40Steady on, Ant.
09:41You're already on thin ice with Dave.
09:42Dottie, you're looking banging.
09:45James, you're not scrubbing up too bad yourself as well.
09:48And I appreciate you.
09:49You guys have been on a few dates now.
09:51How are you feeling?
09:52Good.
09:52Yeah, really good.
09:53Yeah, we've had a lot of fun.
09:54I mean, we've got on really well.
09:55We've obviously had a really good connection.
09:56We've laughed a lot.
09:58So much.
09:58We had a kiss.
10:01So, yeah, we're doing right.
10:03Look at that.
10:03Look at that smile.
10:04We want you to have a fabulous time.
10:06So get on in there and enjoy.
10:08Thank you for your help.
10:08Appreciate you guys.
10:09See you later.
10:13And finally, last into the shindig, it's the darling of daytime TV, Colleen Nolan.
10:19But the big question is, has grey-haired grafter Mike done enough to earn himself an invite to the top
10:25table?
10:26Of course he has!
10:31What a couple!
10:33Simply oozing grace and dignity.
10:36Oh, shit!
10:37Well, that didn't last.
10:40That was so cute though.
10:41It was so cute though.
10:46He's got you.
10:47He's got you.
10:47Mike is such an amazing guy.
10:49We get on so well.
10:51Makes me laugh.
10:52Am I getting butterflies in my stomach?
10:53No.
10:54That hasn't happened for me yet.
10:55But I'm not willing to throw the towel in like I normally would.
10:58I think we just have to see how it goes.
11:02Look at you both.
11:03A vision of beauty.
11:05You know, Colleen, how does it feel to have Mike here by your side?
11:10Oh, it's great.
11:10We've had the best time actually since we met every day we've been on.
11:13It's just been so relaxed and fun.
11:16Mike, we'd love to know how you feel about Colleen.
11:20I love Colleen.
11:21Steady on.
11:22And being with Colleen.
11:23And actually each time more and more so getting to know you more and more.
11:27Is that what you told me to say?
11:29It's well worth £20.
11:3020 quid?
11:31In this economy?
11:32Go and grab yourself a drink.
11:34Go and enjoy, guys.
11:35And we look forward to seeing you later.
11:36Great.
11:36Thanks so much.
11:37Good to see you.
11:39I really like Mike.
11:42Oh, Mike's sweet.
11:43I wanna feel like I'm alive.
11:45So let's just keep on dancing like it's 2005.
11:49So with all our famous faces suited, booted and fully accounted for.
11:53This is hot property.
11:54I can tell you.
11:55It's time for the agents to drop their ceremonial curveball.
11:58If I can get your attention, can I give you a very big and final welcome to all of our
12:05wonderful celebrities and deities.
12:07Thank you for being here.
12:13Now, listen, guys.
12:14Look, we know that love cannot survive in isolation, right?
12:16Okay?
12:17Our partners, let's be honest, they must fit in with our lives.
12:19And, of course, the important people in them.
12:23So this is why...
12:24Here it comes.
12:28We've invited your closest friends and family to join us today.
12:32And there it is.
12:34You might wanna get to the bar sharpish before the queue forms.
12:37Oh, for fuck's sake.
12:39I don't believe this.
12:40I have no idea who they're gonna bring into this mix.
12:44Neither do I, but if it's Richard Maidley, they might as well give us the BAFTA now.
13:01Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where the feel-good vibes at the end of agency bash have just fizzled
13:06out like a cheap firework.
13:09We've invited your closest friends and family to join us today.
13:14Now get another Braseca with me.
13:17Until now, the celebrities have been dating in isolation.
13:20So having their friends and family join them will be the true test of the connection they think they've made.
13:26So get ready to have a mingle.
13:29It's at times like this that I'm glad my family all hate me.
13:33Are you guys kidding me?
13:34This game was already stressful enough.
13:38Here they come, dressed to kill with a license to grill.
13:44Mrs. H, legend.
13:49So James is gonna introduce Dottie to his mum for the first time.
13:54Cannot wait for this.
13:55So, Dottie, this is my mum Susie.
13:56Lovely to meet you.
13:58You look gorgeous.
13:59You look pretty good yourself.
14:02Is this making you nervous?
14:05I mean, look, things are going really well with Dottie.
14:08I'm having fun.
14:09But rule number one is your partner has to get on with your mum.
14:13Otherwise the wheels come off.
14:15That's only the half of it, big guy.
14:17Because you've got to impress Dottie's BFF Kinvara too.
14:20How are you doing?
14:21How are you?
14:22Very well, thank you.
14:23Let the double-sided grill fest commence.
14:26James has always, always brought home girlfriends.
14:31Always.
14:32Good luck, Dottie.
14:33But I'm very interested to meet Dottie.
14:37Brace yourself.
14:38Incoming.
14:39Has he been good?
14:41That's the thing.
14:41Because he can be a bit...
14:43Mm-mm.
14:44Plot twist.
14:45Mrs. H has turned her sights on Jimbo.
14:48No, it's been good fun.
14:49I think I challenge him quite a bit.
14:51Relax.
14:52He does need challenging.
14:53Because he needs a bit squashing actually.
14:56Because the ego is nearly as tall as him.
15:00I love this woman.
15:02I don't think I've rubbed your ego at all, have I?
15:04I think I've been on Best Babies.
15:05I think we've had a lot of fun.
15:06We've laughed a lot.
15:07We laughed so much we cried.
15:08We did.
15:09Yeah, yeah.
15:10James's humour, which might take ten words.
15:16Your brother Edward will kill you in three words.
15:20I think we know who Susie's favourite child is.
15:22And, I'm not saying you can't, but your brothers are much better cooked than you.
15:27Yes, but has he played rugby for England and DJs in Ibiza, Mrs. H?
15:31Mum, thanks for turning up.
15:34What's her negative thoughts there?
15:36She's a green flag all the way.
15:37Okay.
15:38She's the most loving, caring, funny.
15:40You'll never meet anyone with more drive.
15:43Also...
15:45So...
15:46You passed the mum test?
15:48I passed the mum test.
15:48It sounds like you haven't even passed the mum test yet, Jimbo.
15:51Edward, on the other hand...
15:59Talking of motherly love, Colleen's son Shane Ritchie Jr.
16:03has yet to give his full approval for her silver fox, Mike.
16:06Despite him already having shoveled shit on the family farm.
16:09Great to see you.
16:10Great to see you again, Mike.
16:11How are you doing, mate?
16:12Yeah, good. How are you, Mum?
16:13I'm alright. I'm so glad you're here.
16:15I know.
16:16Right, let's dig into you two a bit more.
16:18I want to know a bit more.
16:19Oh, God. Here we go.
16:20Play nice, Shane.
16:21Can he put up a fence?
16:23Calm down, checker trade.
16:24He's looking to snog your mum, not get work.
16:27It'd just be nice that someone could do something
16:29so I'm not spending loads of money.
16:32That's a diss to you, Shane.
16:33Get your toolbox out, you lazy bastard.
16:35Well, it's nice to meet you.
16:36We'll give you a call.
16:40Any odd jobs.
16:41Yeah, yeah. We'll call you.
16:43But not for any odd jobs.
16:44No, just for someone odd.
16:47Yeah.
16:49Oh, Jesus.
16:50I like that, eh?
16:50You can take a joke.
16:51That's good to be in our family.
16:53Oh, nice one.
16:53Mike's slow and steady wins the race.
16:56Shane and Mike get on so well.
16:59I think they've got that same kind of cheeky sense of humour.
17:02And that's a real big plus sign.
17:04Because you always want whoever you're with to get on well with your kids.
17:08And he's smashed it.
17:10Would you like to know my two pence?
17:12Yeah.
17:13Yes, please.
17:13You both get on really well, I can see.
17:15You both have a laugh.
17:17My mum always says you've got to be able to have a laugh before.
17:19Yes.
17:19And I'm a firm believer, actually, that you can laugh anyone into bed.
17:22But don't even think about it.
17:24Nothing would make me laugh that much.
17:27It's being laughed out of bed that I hate.
17:32No time for lols for these three pros, though, because they've still got work to do.
17:37Tying up any loose ends with some on-site consultations.
17:40And first up, it's Lucinda.
17:42Hello, you guys.
17:43The light of our lives, Lucinda Light.
17:45Is this the last time I'm going to see you guys?
17:49I'm going to miss you all, I mean that.
17:51Math star Lucinda came to the agency looking to say, I do, again.
17:54And she wasn't shy of suitors wanting to take her up the aisle.
17:59Mmm, hairy.
18:00A double rejection at the stick, sir.
18:02I would respectfully decline.
18:05I also chose to not go on another date.
18:08Added to old insecurities.
18:10It's a continual journey to exempt a bigger body.
18:16Come on. It's OK. Let it out.
18:20But the arrival of Olly lifted her spirits once more.
18:24I mean, you couldn't script it, could you?
18:27You are radiant.
18:28You have brought so much light and relentless hope to the agency.
18:33Still got up.
18:33Absolutely.
18:34Even though I'm walking out as single as I walked in, it doesn't matter.
18:38I will never give up on love.
18:40Listen, what has surprised you the most about this process?
18:44I've been surprised that some of these lovely men have been really up for us.
18:50You know, locking lips and like talking about, oh, could we?
18:54You know, and that's given me a lot of confidence.
18:57These have been really divine mirrors that have reminded me, you know, that I'm worthy, I suppose.
19:03Yes.
19:04You are.
19:10It'll come when it comes.
19:12You know, I really believe that.
19:14I'm so emotional.
19:15It's OK.
19:20You know, we all want to be seen and be seen by others, I suppose.
19:25Yeah.
19:26We see you.
19:26We see you, for sure.
19:29Taking that in.
19:31I feel so tender talking to the agents.
19:34These guys have been such a beautiful cheer squad.
19:37You know, showing me that I'm dateable and that I'm worthy.
19:41And I walk away with a grateful and happy heart.
19:46So, Ollie.
19:47Oh, what a dear heart.
19:48You have invited Ollie here today with you.
19:51I wanted him to come and party.
19:53You know, he's a beautiful man.
19:55But I'd be fooling and pretending if I was going back to Australia next week
20:00and going, yeah, let's get logistic about that and have a relationship.
20:04It's important to not lead somebody on or do something for the sake of it.
20:08To say, actually, right now, I'm not in the position to move forward.
20:12Thanks, Anna.
20:13I don't want to give false hope to anyone.
20:14Right, right.
20:15This is classic, lovely Lucinda, inviting Ollie to the finale,
20:19even though she is not inviting him in a plus one capacity.
20:23She clearly knows where she's at, but does Ollie.
20:26So, it's really important that she has a clear conversation with him today
20:30so they both know the full picture.
20:33Thank you for everything that you've brought to us at the agency.
20:35Hey, guys.
20:36Thank you so much.
20:37I mean that.
20:38Aww.
20:39I love you guys.
20:41Thank you so much.
20:43Oh, our Lulu.
20:45Always the warrior.
20:51Hello.
20:53Oh, right on cue, Ollie's rocked up.
20:55But before that awkward chat, Joelle's got one to face himself
20:59as he meets Gabby's friend, Tyler, for the first time.
21:03What's your name?
21:04Tyler.
21:04Nice to meet you, Joelle.
21:05Nice to meet you, Joelle.
21:20I hope you've heard lots of things about me.
21:24I have.
21:25I have.
21:25I have.
21:26I have.
21:26I have.
21:27I think he has.
21:28First of all, what's the tea?
21:29What's been going on?
21:30I want to know the energy between you.
21:32Tyler's not messing about.
21:34So I know a big factor for her was my age.
21:36Because how old are you?
21:3725.
21:38Yeah.
21:40It doesn't really mean anything.
21:41As long as I can bring what I need to bring to the table.
21:44Which is?
21:45Just stability, laughter.
21:47I know Gabby's looking for a bit of fun throughout her whole life.
21:51What's your idea of fun?
21:52Oh, my God.
21:54What are your intentions?
21:56To get out of this conversation alive?
21:58My intention is just to kind of be that supporting factor.
22:02In what sense?
22:03Come on, Joel, you got this.
22:05I don't think he has, actually.
22:06I know that you're a great support network, but I'm trying to be part of that as well.
22:11So if you're not available, she always knows she can come to me.
22:14I think Tyler will decide who Gabby goes to.
22:16Thank you very much.
22:18What do you think?
22:19First impressions?
22:21Yeah, you're doing quite well.
22:22I did have my hesitations, if I'm honest.
22:25Yeah.
22:25Only because...
22:27He is there, you know.
22:28Because of the age.
22:29Yeah, we're all thinking it.
22:30We're all older.
22:31Do you think he would fit in the group?
22:33Yeah.
22:34I actually think he would.
22:36Do you think it's good for me?
22:38Oh, the tables have turned.
22:40This is it, Josh.
22:41Don't hold back.
22:44I'm happy.
22:45I'm happy with what I can see.
22:47That's what I'm saying.
22:48You look happy.
22:49You look happy.
22:50He could not give less of a shit.
22:52Cheers, guys.
22:53Cheers to that.
23:01Someone happy to be on their own today is Stephen.
23:04But just when he thought he was safe, looks like he's about to get a probe in from Tom.
23:08Hello.
23:08How are you?
23:09I'm all right.
23:10I'm all right.
23:11Yeah.
23:11Well, I've been very impressed by you.
23:13Because you've always been candid.
23:15Yeah.
23:15You've been candid with the agents.
23:17You've been candid with me.
23:18And I've been candid with a couple of the people I've been on dates with as well.
23:21I think you are.
23:23But that's been a lesson as well.
23:25Yes.
23:25To have conversations that you probably wouldn't normally be avoided.
23:30And would probably create more confusion.
23:31So that's been, you know, that's been a lesson learned.
23:34Long may this continue, I say.
23:37Not too long.
23:38Not a single bit.
23:39At least too flirted.
23:41But that's nice.
23:42Do you leave sort of optimistically thinking, I might not be finishing the process with somebody,
23:47but I finish the process perhaps a bit more ready.
23:51Absolutely.
23:51For something.
23:52I think in a place where whoever I end up bumping into, I will be a better person for
23:57them.
23:59That's my hope anyway.
24:00Yes.
24:01I think so.
24:02Thank you so much.
24:03Oh, Tom.
24:05You're proper.
24:06Oh, Tom.
24:07You're proper.
24:09So as Stephen and Tom hug it out, PK's hoping his best buddy Tyreek will welcome new girl Joan
24:16with open arms.
24:18Oh, yeah.
24:20You changed.
24:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:21You're wearing trench coats.
24:22All right, then.
24:23No fuzz.
24:24Yeah.
24:24See, look, this is piece three.
24:25I'm saying he dressed up for me on our last date.
24:27I was shocked.
24:28Tyreek knows me well.
24:30And I'm scared that he could either jeopardise me or he can help me.
24:34If he likes Joan's vibe, he's going to tell us the good stuff about me.
24:38Right, Tyreek.
24:39Best behaviour.
24:40Yeah.
24:40Is he romantic?
24:41Would you say?
24:43Oh, very.
24:44Very?
24:45Very.
24:45R&B, flowers.
24:47The whole show bang.
24:48You know what's so crazy?
24:49He did say that he would have brought me flowers and no flowers showed up.
24:52Yeah, that keeps happening to my wife too.
24:54I think there must be some sort of flourish strike.
24:56Is he your type though?
25:00He is.
25:00He's like just my type.
25:01And your fingers drawn.
25:02You're already smitten.
25:04What?
25:05Got it.
25:05Where are you going to go for the boring guy?
25:07You're going to be bored.
25:08He's talking.
25:08You're just trying to snore.
25:09You're thinking about, bro.
25:10You might as well just be here.
25:11It might seem a little bit dangerous.
25:12It is dangerous.
25:13Yeah, it might be.
25:13But you like danger, Joan.
25:14I can see it.
25:15I don't know what you're worried about, PK.
25:17This guy's the ultimate hype man.
25:19But wait, I've got one question.
25:20See how you guys are so lovey-dovey.
25:21Yeah.
25:22Have you kissed?
25:25Oh, shit.
25:25It was going so well.
25:27Mm-mm.
25:28If it feels right, just go for it.
25:29Life is short.
25:30Yeah.
25:31You know what it is?
25:32I'm a shy guy.
25:34The roster king's now too shy to snog.
25:37Amazing what having some actual feelings can do to a guy.
25:44Over to a man who's been feeling all the emotions today.
25:48Hi, guys.
25:50As David gets ready to unload onto the agents.
25:54David returned to the agency looking to make a genuine connection.
25:58I'm ready for someone to put a bloody ring on it.
26:00But he soon slipped back into some bad dating habits.
26:03What, you got spicy balls?
26:04Spicy balls.
26:06I'm ready, baby.
26:08Then, after opening up to the agents...
26:10I genuinely want to find love.
26:14Erm...
26:14Sorry.
26:15David met Anthony.
26:17Oh, I'm having a really good time, thank you.
26:18Oh, no, me too.
26:19Yes, she was.
26:21Thank you, yes.
26:21And all was rosy...
26:24..until things got messy on a double date at Colleen's farm.
26:27You're not sure, are you?
26:28No?
26:29I'm joking.
26:30He's not sure.
26:30Is he not sure?
26:31He's not sure.
26:32And he's been in a proper funk ever since.
26:36I'm in a bit of a predicament, guys.
26:38Ooh.
26:39There's been a bit of a situation since the farm.
26:42Oh, go on.
26:43Erm, and he sent me a couple of texts this morning,
26:46and it was just like, oh, excited, final day.
26:50We've had so much fun together, and it's a shame it has to end.
26:55OK.
26:56I'm just thrown, guys.
26:58Did you respond to that text?
27:00I didn't respond to the last one.
27:02I'm just sat here now, like, what's going on?
27:05And I'm getting a bit upset about it,
27:06because I don't really know where I stand in this situation.
27:10I don't want to go through this again where I'm getting hurt
27:13and I'm, like, someone just switches on me last minute.
27:16Like, I don't want that.
27:17Mmm.
27:21I'm sick of boys not knowing what they want, you know?
27:25Everybody feels it sometimes.
27:36Something in the windows made you see it through
27:39I know that you prefer a love and love
27:42Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
27:44where David's been laying himself bare to the agents
27:47as he shares his concerns about Anthony's true feelings.
27:50You need to know where Anthony stands.
27:53You need to find out the answers to how he feels about you
27:57and, crucially, what he wants moving forward
28:01and what he's able to give.
28:03In this moment, truly, what are you most scared of?
28:09I'm most scared of putting myself out there again to just...
28:12It come crumbling down.
28:14It's just like a failure.
28:17Another situation where I thought something was gonna happen
28:21and it just hasn't.
28:22When you are left on a question mark,
28:25that is the shit that eats us up
28:28Yeah.
28:29Because we're then left wondering.
28:30Yeah.
28:31One thing's for sure.
28:32If you don't have that conversation today,
28:35sounds like you and Anthony are done.
28:38I think both of you deserve answers.
28:40So, I think that's what you should do.
28:43Oh, guys.
28:46There's something in the air
28:48I feel it when I breathe
28:50So, while David delays a difficult conversation,
28:53there's nowhere to hide for Lucinda
28:55as she gears up for a decoupling with Oli.
28:58Isn't this amazing?
29:00Poor geezer.
29:00Yes.
29:01Isn't it amazing?
29:02It's like, literally, it was planned for this day.
29:05Oh, God, I can't watch.
29:07I feel really nervous speaking to Oli.
29:10I've actually been sweating on this all week.
29:12You know, just to sit down and share my heart and where I'm at.
29:16And I really hope that he understands and takes it well.
29:19I've had a big think about our connection
29:21and you've definitely been my favourite of all the dates.
29:25That old chestnut.
29:26Butter him up before you batter his dreams.
29:28But I think, you know,
29:31coming here I needed, like, that blow-off-your-socks connection
29:36to have an international relationship with all the logistics.
29:42You know, I'm going back to Australia next week
29:44and it just wasn't quite that.
29:47But it just didn't feel right not to say it to you.
29:52I mean, how does that land?
29:54I just wanted to be really direct.
29:57Well, it lands perfectly cos it's the truth.
29:59Yeah, it's my dream. It's the truth.
30:01And you've had a good chance to think about it.
30:03I have.
30:04And if nothing happens, I hope we have a lovely friendship.
30:07You're such a cool cat.
30:09You're, like, fine with that, which is bloody great.
30:12I've just met a very grounded, wonderful, giving,
30:16genuine, authentic human.
30:17And I'm thrilled to have met you.
30:20Thank you. Good to know you.
30:20You don't have to, but you're so welcome to come and join the party.
30:24I would love to.
30:25Yes!
30:25Let's go and celebrate life.
30:26Cos I love that you're a yes man on that.
30:29He's also not stupid enough to turn down a free bar.
30:33Now go and get shit-faced, Oli.
30:42Hopefully it's not last orders for Mike,
30:44as Colleen tries to figure out if he's Mr Right or just Mr Nice.
30:49It's all been good, though, hasn't it?
30:50Yeah.
30:51We've had some good dates.
30:52Yes.
30:53Every single time.
30:54Getting better.
30:55Yeah, really, really good.
30:56Like, we get on great.
30:57You're just such a great guy, and we laugh,
30:59and I feel so at ease with you and all of those things.
31:03Oh, God, is this going to be one of those butts
31:05that hits him straight in the nuts?
31:07But I'm not going to force it.
31:09It just takes time, doesn't it?
31:11Just get to know each other better.
31:13Yeah.
31:13See, I've immediately fallen for you, without a doubt.
31:16And each time I've left any of these dates,
31:18I go home and buzz into the head spinning,
31:20just thinking of you.
31:21Just can't stop thinking about you each time.
31:22Oh, Mike.
31:25I would definitely, definitely be interested in meeting again
31:29and see where it goes.
31:30Go on, Colster.
31:32Mike is such a nice bloke,
31:34and I am so, so happy I've brought him.
31:37And regardless of what happens now with Mike,
31:39I've loved every single minute of it,
31:42and I wouldn't change a thing.
31:45It's an expression I've never liked,
31:46but it's growing on me.
31:47It's to go with the flow.
31:49Let's go with the flow.
31:50Go with the flow.
31:51Look at him.
31:51He's writing her a follow-up to his Radiant Eyes song
31:54as we speak.
31:55Heavenly hair.
31:56So let's enjoy the rest of the night.
31:58Right.
31:58Let's do it.
31:59Let's do it.
32:00Let's link.
32:01So while Colleen's found her missing link in Mike...
32:04I've thrown away.
32:06I've thrown away.
32:07I've thrown away.
32:08Massive mammal Jane still seems to be impressing Dottie,
32:11despite taking some hefty sibling swipes from Mama Haskell.
32:15How did you find me to meet my mum?
32:17She's a legend.
32:18She's great.
32:19Yeah, I can see where Edward gets it from.
32:21I never ask,
32:22because once this is finished,
32:23we've got to work out what we're going to do next.
32:25I mean, we obviously haven't had three dinner dates.
32:28Yeah.
32:28Is that the kind of date you like,
32:29or is it something else you want to do?
32:30Yeah, I want to, like,
32:32I think we can do something different.
32:34What would you like to do?
32:35Do something fun.
32:37It's something fun.
32:39It's something fun?
32:40It's something fun?
32:40Oh, God,
32:41because in the first three days,
32:42I was trying to make it not fun.
32:44Oh, you said fun, Dottie.
32:46Oh, no.
32:48When the sun has found a way of short...
32:52But, yeah, we've got to a good place,
32:53so I'm very excited about the whole process.
32:56I think I've done well.
32:57His mum had a point about that ego.
32:59Cheers.
33:00Cheers.
33:08I've had an amazing time with Dottie.
33:11I'm really glad I'm ending this whole process with her.
33:14I'm really excited to see what the future holds.
33:18Cheers to us.
33:18Cheers.
33:19Cheers.
33:20Cheers.
33:24So, with kisses and chemistry for James,
33:27back inside, it's mixed messages and mystery for David
33:30as he still tries to figure out
33:31whether Anthony is in it for the long haul.
33:34Maybe their respective best friends,
33:35Ellie and Fiona, can help them clear the air.
33:38So, how's it been?
33:39Yeah.
33:39Yeah, it's been good.
33:40No, it has. It's been good.
33:41It has been.
33:42We've had such an amazing time.
33:44Like, just fun laughing.
33:46Yeah, we've had, like, really fun dates.
33:48What's the feeling?
33:49What's the vibe?
33:51Romantic.
33:51That's it.
33:52Don't beat around the bush, Ellie.
33:53Yeah, there's a vibe.
33:54What does he mean?
33:55A vibe.
33:56A vibe is me going to my mum's for a roast dinner.
33:59Like, I'm really worried now
34:01that this guy is just not telling me the truth.
34:04I really need to speak to him.
34:06Like, obviously, you've known him a long time,
34:08so you've seen him with a lot of other people.
34:10Married twice.
34:11Yeah, all right, Fiona.
34:11You're meant to be fighting his corner, eh?
34:13Married twice.
34:14Have you seen him like this before?
34:16Like, does he seem excited?
34:17Yeah.
34:18Very excited.
34:19Really?
34:20I've seen more excited funeral directors.
34:22I think Anthony is always very cautious now,
34:26because I think having been married twice...
34:28Yes.
34:28Jesus.
34:29Who invited the divorce police?
34:30Definitely makes you think more carefully
34:33before you jump straight in.
34:35You're going to see each other more, then?
34:37Here we go.
34:38Moment of truth.
34:40David?
34:43Anthony?
34:44Anthony?
34:46David?
35:01Welcome back to the Celebs Go Dating end of Agency Bash.
35:05And away from the fun and frolics...
35:07Hello.
35:08Hello, hello, hello, hello.
35:10PK.
35:11PK's catching up with the agents.
35:12Look at that cheeky little chappy.
35:14There he is.
35:16PK arrived at the agency brimming with bravado.
35:20Yes, I've got a roster of over 20 girls.
35:23Which did not impress P-Dog.
35:25All the stuff about the women, like, at best, is immaturity.
35:30At worst, it's misogyny.
35:32And after a string of first dates...
35:34You should just kiss me.
35:35Oh, okay.
35:37A-dubs called him out again on his immaturity.
35:39You're a terrible dater.
35:41Don't be a fuckboy.
35:42The arrival of Joan on the scene saw the Joker finally get serious.
35:46I know what I want.
35:48I need real love.
35:50Prompting hopes that PK the player might finally be hanging up his boots.
35:54You're good looking.
35:55You're the best.
35:57Quite honestly, from the first session that you had with Dr. Tara and myself, I thought,
36:01Oh, here we go.
36:02We have a player.
36:03But very quickly, you implemented change.
36:06I've been getting a lot out of this.
36:08Because I think I hide everything with vibe.
36:12I'm still finding out some of my core values.
36:15Like, I ain't got it all figured out.
36:17And it's one of them things where, like, slowly working on myself.
36:20I know I'm going to figure it out.
36:22And it's no rush.
36:23I think that's beautifully honest.
36:25Well done, PK.
36:26He finally does seem humble.
36:28You're here with Joan.
36:29So what are your intentions with her?
36:31All right, Paul, you're not her dad.
36:32I feel like my intentions are just to continue to see where things go.
36:37And I feel like that's probably one of the reasons why I probably haven't kissed her.
36:42Because I know there's sexual chemistry there.
36:45But I feel like once you put a kiss into the equation, you're taking it to that next level.
36:50I don't want to do things the way I've done things before.
36:52Like, because it hasn't worked for me, clearly.
36:56Joan's just such a nice person.
36:58The romance is on.
36:59And Cupid is just there like this.
37:04I feel like the agents have liquidated the roster.
37:07They've done what no-one else has been able to do.
37:10I'm actually roster free.
37:12Look, PK, we're just delighted to see that there's a lot more to you
37:16than you first gave us when you came into the agency.
37:20Time to party.
37:22So as PK heads back out, still biding his time for that first kiss...
37:26Bye, PK.
37:27Over to a couple who've been tickling each other's tonsils since the Tenerife trip.
37:31It's Gabs and Joelle.
37:33Are you excited?
37:35I am excited. Are you excited?
37:36I'm nervous.
37:37Because I feel like we're being released into the wild life.
37:41Calm down, Michaela Strachan. You're in Greenwich.
37:43We've kind of been protected by the agency and by Tom and just like by them planning things and knowing
37:49who we are and what we want.
37:51Yeah.
37:51But now it's like we're in it on our own.
37:55So this is where the real work happens.
37:57But as long as communication stays key and you don't go back into that mindset.
38:02Like we said, we've banned all that speaking about age and all that stuff.
38:06Yeah, yeah.
38:06That's banned.
38:07Yeah, yeah.
38:08I feel like I've had a proper journey in the agency.
38:11But being here right now with Joelle feels like the best possible outcome.
38:16You've literally done everything right. You are just a walking green flag.
38:20This is what we want.
38:22Just follow suit.
38:23OK.
38:23I'm all good.
38:28OK, let's go.
38:32Bloody hell, she'll have him in Reigns next.
38:40Right then, I don't know about you, but I've had enough of PK and Joan holding back.
38:44Surely a romantic trench coat convention and that backdrop will do the trick.
38:50So, talk to me.
38:51What are your intentions?
38:52My intentions are going with the wind.
38:55Oh, come on, you ain't getting a snog with lines like that.
38:59With Joan, I do want to kiss her naturally.
39:02Like that's within me.
39:03Like usually it's like...
39:06Jesus.
39:06So when that time is right and I feel like it's right and I feel it in my intestines,
39:12that's when, yeah, trust me, she's going to get that saliva.
39:15I hope she's packed her PPE.
39:17You said you were a romantic.
39:21I just want to kiss you.
39:22Go, go Gadget Lips!
39:25You've got to get up and come get me.
39:27Come get you?
39:27Mm.
39:28I might just lift you up.
39:29Yeah?
39:30Can you lift me?
39:31Can I lift you?
39:32Yeah.
39:32Let me show you.
39:34Let me show you.
39:35I can lift you up.
39:36Let me see.
39:37Whoa!
39:40And I'm missing you.
39:42How we got from strangers, kissing the kissing strangers.
39:45I'm feeling that behind every six, just feeling anxious.
39:49Yes, PK.
39:51Saliva successfully delivered.
39:54Oh, let me save yourself.
39:56Leave me here alone.
39:59I'm losing control.
40:02Not everyone's loving life as much as PK,
40:05cos David still needs to confront Anthony about the mixed messages of the last few days.
40:10Shall we have a little sit down?
40:11How nice is this?
40:15Are you OK?
40:17Yes, I'm really good.
40:18I know I have to talk this out, but I am so nervous to find out where Anthony's head's at.
40:23I just don't want to get hurt.
40:26I'm going to be honest.
40:27Yes.
40:29Erm...
40:29For, like, since we were at the farm, I felt kind of like you was either backing off or your
40:35energy had changed.
40:36And, like, obviously, like, this morning when you messaged me and stuff, I was like,
40:39oh, it's the final day.
40:41And then it's a shame it's over.
40:42And because I didn't know how you was feeling over the past couple of days,
40:46I thought you meant, does he want this done?
40:49Right.
40:53Like, this is going to be a process for us to work through, for me, cos...
40:58Yeah.
40:59..unfortunately, I probably am a bit damaged and probably need to fix that.
41:04In the past, I've been hurt, erm, I've been cheated on, and that's not your fault.
41:10And I need to learn a way to put that in a box and put that in the past and
41:14move forward in my future.
41:14But you don't even have to do that, because I am a very supportive person.
41:19What I need to know from you is the things that you need to work through,
41:24is that too much for you to be able to move into something serious?
41:33For me, personally, I think I want to carry on.
41:36In a way, it blows my head that I've come onto this experience
41:40and already you mean the world to me. You do.
41:44Aw. I think the world of you.
41:46And I will try and look after you as best I can and do my best.
41:51Like, I will be there for you. Yeah.
41:53Like, I will. Yes.
41:54Like, and if you're feeling like shit about something, just tell me.
41:57Yeah.
41:57Like, I'd rather know than not know and think,
42:01why is he being quiet or, like, why is he not to be like... No.
42:03Do you know what I mean?
42:03And I need to learn not to be like that and talk and communicate more.
42:09I feel like we get on so well, like...
42:12Yes. Do you know what, though?
42:13I will say, I have this massive love for you.
42:15Holy shit, you just dropped the L-bomb.
42:18You are amazing. So, yes.
42:20Like, you're my sexy daddy.
42:22Can I give him your kiss?
42:24Absolutely.
42:24Like...
42:35Cheers.
42:35Cheers.
42:37We're back in love, right?
42:38I just wanted to...
42:45Shall we go and party?
42:46Yeah, yeah.
42:47Come on.
42:47Let's go back in.
42:47Let's go and party, baby.
42:49Aw, nice one, you two.
42:51It's bloody freezing.
42:52Yeah, they really ought to invent some sort of clothing for legs.
42:56So, with love in the air and the bar tab fully spunked...
42:59Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen...
43:01The agents have gathered the gang for a few important words.
43:08Congratulations from graduating from the dating agency.
43:12Legal disclaimer, not a formal qualification of any kind.
43:15We've all come on in leaps and bounds over the last few weeks
43:18and we hope that you take our advice on board as you move through the world of dating.
43:22And to our datees, thank you for putting up with them.
43:27Nah, bollocks to them. They got free champers out of it.
43:31Everyone has brought their own unique outlook to this process.
43:34And although you're all very different, we are incredibly proud of everyone here.
43:41What a way to go out, guys, with a huge bang.
43:45Someone better tell Dr. T she doesn't mean a group shag.
43:49Many of us know him by the name Steven.
43:53But many others know him by the multi-platinum artist Professor Green!
44:00Yes, finally time for the big man to shine.
44:03Good evening, my name is Professor fucking Green.
44:10Just be good to me.
44:12Just be good to green.
44:14All I need is to be good to me.
44:16I'm an easy man. I'm easy, please.
44:19With everything that I need.
44:21Fantastic. Wasn't it?
44:23Wonderful, wasn't it?
44:24So good.
44:25Every single part of it.
44:28Thank you for choosing me, you made the right choice.
44:29Oh, that's so nice. I mean, there wasn't a lot of competition to be fair.
44:34I blame the agents, lazy bastards.
44:42Green flags, you were literally just a green flag.
44:45Head over hills over here.
44:47Oh, wow. Happy wife, happy life.
44:49I wish I could keep my wife happy like that.
44:54I've enjoyed my experience.
44:56I've learnt a lot about my soul.
44:58Love is crazy.
44:59Do you like me?
45:00Do you feel it in your intestines?
45:01I do. Actually, I do.
45:02I'm going to make you feel sorry in your belly.
45:04That'll probably be Tom's undercooked chicken bites.
45:12We've had ups, we've had downs, we've had less, we've had rights.
45:16It is a roller coaster.
45:17But we love a good ride.
45:20Just be good to me.
45:22Just be good to me.
45:22I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying.
45:27You surprised me.
45:29Perfect.
45:30Oh, it's not my words to your words, but I'll tell you.
45:33Don't encourage him.
45:40I have had the most awesome time at this agency.
45:44Look, I may not have found love, but I think I'm edging closer to her.
45:48You know, I've dusted off the cobwebs and I'm ready to take it down under.
45:52Hello, Toadfish Rebecky's ears have just pricked up.
45:58I think there's been a lot that I can take from this process,
46:01but I don't feel hurried to rush into seeking more people to date.
46:07Performing Just Be Good to Green about being a bad boy and thinking,
46:10hmm, I was actually behaving like that at that point in my life.
46:13And not anymore, eh?
46:15Well, that's it for the class of 26.
46:17In a world run by lies and lunatics,
46:19this lot full of their hearts and only drop truth bombs.
46:25And I'd suck a fart out of all of their arseholes.