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00:01İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:02Bizi bir konuşma.
00:05Oh, şes.
00:07Oh no.
00:09Amca bile yok.
00:15Bu böyle bir an old like that.
00:18Bu ne, bir anlandırlar.
00:21Oh Barcelona.
00:25Bu ne, o hvad?
00:30I had no idea that was a thing.
00:32Remove my britches, expose your loins.
00:35I like that.
00:35Oh!
00:38Oh, Ronnie.
00:39This is weird.
00:40He's a mercenary bugger, isn't he?
00:42This is why I don't date.
00:44That is Dyson with a devil.
00:45Oh, no.
00:46He suffers for his heart, doesn't he?
00:48A Bentley Continental!
00:51I think I'd rather call it a day now, say, wouldn't you?
00:53Who's been arrested now and for what?
00:57In the week NASA's Artemis II rocket set off to the dark side of the moon,
01:03we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:06The big man was lording it up on BBC One.
01:09Lord Sugar is on the hunt for the next big thing.
01:13He hasn't felt the need to change his name to Lord Sweetener, nutty.
01:17Why on earth would he?
01:19Oh, that's so unfunny.
01:20Do you remember when I had a good sense of humour?
01:22Is that the standard of joke that I might crack?
01:25That's, like, one of the worst jokes I've ever heard.
01:27That's the reason I've stopped coming to London.
01:29I think my jokes have gone downhill, nutty.
01:31I'd say, have you watched anything by Lord Sweetener recently?
01:36Brides were getting more than they bargained for on maths.
01:39He would rather starve himself,
01:41which turned into the opposite problem as he got older.
01:45and he turned into a gluttonous pig.
01:48I loved your wedding speeches for the fact of...
01:51It was so...
01:53It was me, you and Brian.
01:55Yeah.
01:56Now, Brian was panicking
01:58because he thought he was going to say,
02:01hello, my name's Brain.
02:02Yeah, well, he's dyslexic.
02:04You hadn't written anything
02:05and I was that nervous
02:06that I just read off my phone at 2x speed.
02:10Yeah, it's like having an auctioneer there.
02:12Hello, welcome to the wedding.
02:13Thank you, everybody, for coming.
02:14I've known Pete for 30 years.
02:15It's fantastic.
02:16Thank you very much.
02:17The buffet is now open.
02:20And they were making Keep Fit sound easy on the BBC.
02:24Strength training puts stress on our muscle fibres
02:27and can cause microscopic damage to them.
02:30I see.
02:31It's not good for you, some of it, is it?
02:33It is.
02:34That's not.
02:35They grow back stronger.
02:37Do they?
02:38Yeah, it's like what they call...
02:39I think it's called micro-fibrilisation,
02:42where it grows back...
02:42Have you chewed on a book or something?
02:45Christ, you're getting on my nerves.
02:56What can we do about these ants, Mary?
02:59Oh, one's just bit me.
03:01Oh, my God.
03:02What's happening?
03:03I've just been bitten by an ant, Mary.
03:05You have not.
03:06Yeah, there's two of them, ant and deck.
03:09Giles and his wife, Mary.
03:12Are you not serious?
03:14They don't bite, do they?
03:15Look, they were literally...
03:17They weren't in that show.
03:18They were in the jar, Mary.
03:20But that's...
03:21Oh, my God, look at the thing.
03:22Look at the lid.
03:22Oh, no, that's horrible.
03:23Look at that, how many...
03:24But who left the lid off?
03:25Look at ant and deck and all their family.
03:27Let go of the jar.
03:29Oh, my God, they're all over my hand.
03:31And they've gone into the jar, you imbecilic person.
03:34Oh, no, it wasn't me who left the jar loose.
03:37On Thursday night, beginners in business were at it again on BBC One.
03:42You see, the thing is, with Lord Sugar, you know, he goes, you're fired.
03:46What he doesn't actually realise is that the legislation now, with regards to employment law, has changed considerably.
03:51And if he's not careful, that he will end up in a tribunal.
03:55Yeah, and you don't want that on your hands.
03:58Not at his age.
03:59You're fired.
04:02Do you know what?
04:03I can't take my eyes off Alan Sugar's earlobes.
04:07Big old earlobes, them, aren't they?
04:09Whose earlobes are bigger than mine or Alan Sugar's?
04:11Alan's.
04:12Good morning.
04:12In the programme, Lord Sugar was remoting in with another creative challenge for the teams.
04:18Now, the UK spends an astonishing £9 billion a year on products for their pets.
04:25£9 billion on that guy?
04:27I can believe that.
04:28Really?
04:29Yeah.
04:29Alan Sugar doesn't really know much about animals.
04:31That's just one trip to the vet.
04:34So you're going to come up with a new pet lifestyle brand, design an innovative pet product.
04:42This is a bit of me.
04:44I would excel at this task.
04:46The biggest purchase I've made recently, self-cleaning litter trays.
04:50Ooh, that's the kind of shit they need to be coming up with.
04:53Planning to pounce on a winning idea.
04:56Now, imagine if you had the power to leave your dog voice nerds.
04:59Voice snorts.
05:00I speak to my dogs all the time, don't you?
05:02So do I.
05:02In my head, okay, there's a dog bed, right?
05:06And dog owners communicate and leave, like, little voice messages for their dogs.
05:09I don't think Perkins would like that very much.
05:11No.
05:11Because I would confuse them and think we're there.
05:13Thinks we're there.
05:14Surely that would freak the dog out, though.
05:16Yeah, dog's having an out next.
05:18Whoa!
05:19Where's that come from?
05:20The logo needs to be minimalistic and chic.
05:23Like, I thought of Maison Lachien, which means house of dog.
05:25That sounds kind of sick, innit?
05:27Yeah, that sounds sick, Maison Lachien.
05:29Chic canines or chic Lachien.
05:33Chic Lachien?
05:34I know chic is.
05:35Posh.
05:35Yeah.
05:36Posh dogs.
05:37In French, wouldn't it be the other way around?
05:38Lachien chic.
05:39Yeah, that just sounds way better.
05:41Lachien chic.
05:42Chic is very much like Paris chic.
05:46It's very, like, elegant.
05:48Did she say chic is really, it's like Paris, it's like chic, so chic is chic?
05:52Just to confirm, the brand name is going to be chic Lachien.
05:57That's not how you spell it.
05:59That's not how you spell it.
06:01Yeah, that's not right.
06:02It should be C-H-I-C.
06:04Yeah.
06:04I think if we can have the chic bigger than the Lachien.
06:07Yeah.
06:07Yeah, we want the misspelt chic.
06:09Even bigger, please.
06:11Like that.
06:12Perfect.
06:13Chiqua.
06:14Chiqua Lachien.
06:15I mean, seriously?
06:17And they're all going with it?
06:18It's a shame, because it looks quite good as well.
06:20It does look quite nice for me.
06:21It's fuck all.
06:22Can I just double check the spelling of chic Lachien?
06:25Good question.
06:26C-H-I-Q-U-E.
06:30That's not the spelling of chic.
06:32Oh, you gee!
06:34I love her.
06:35Well done, Christian Machisse.
06:36Oh, no, you know.
06:37Yeah, she is.
06:38How would you usually spell it?
06:40So it would be C-H-I-C.
06:41C-H-I-C.
06:43Oh, like chic.
06:44Yeah, like chic.
06:45Oh, so you spell chic like chic.
06:48Right, yeah, okay.
06:50Yeah, I see what you're saying now.
06:51So if we write a rough script for this, keep it short and sweet.
06:54Oh, so they're coming up with the messages that you're going to hear in the bed, right?
06:58Yeah.
06:58Weird.
06:59Hey, baby, I miss you.
07:00I'm running late, but I'll be home soon.
07:02Love you so much.
07:03See you soon.
07:04Bye.
07:05He would say that to the dog.
07:06Hey, baby, I miss you.
07:08Have you ever said to Pickle, hey, baby, I miss you?
07:10No.
07:10I would leave in a high-pitched woman's voice, Nutty.
07:14I'd leave a message.
07:15Chicken.
07:16Oh.
07:17So this is going to be audio activated.
07:19Any loud bang, an ambulance, a knock on the door.
07:22Hey, baby, I miss you.
07:24I'm running late, but I'll be home soon.
07:25That clap just triggered it.
07:27That's clever.
07:28Love you so much.
07:29See you soon.
07:30Bye.
07:32That dog's going to get fed up with that, man.
07:34That noise is going to get...
07:35She's going to get sick of the sound of her own voice, you know.
07:38We initially started with a round bed.
07:39Yeah.
07:40Then I was like, no.
07:40Hey, baby, I miss you.
07:41I'm running late, but I'll be home soon.
07:42Oh, no.
07:43It's too sensitive.
07:45It's going off at everything.
07:47Obviously, it does go off with quite sensitive sounds.
07:50Hey, baby, I miss you.
07:51Oh, wow.
07:54Oh, no.
07:55Don't fucking drive anyone back.
07:59I said, go, no, no.
08:01Let me out.
08:02Guys, you know, today's a big, busy day.
08:04We've got the pitch.
08:05Hey, baby, I miss you.
08:09Hey, baby.
08:11I'm just going to switch that off.
08:13Love you so much.
08:15See you soon.
08:15Bye.
08:16Yeah, bye.
08:17She's switching it off.
08:18She's not even like it herself.
08:19She's switching the bastard off, and it's her voice.
08:22I've spunked so much money on pets over years.
08:24I block it out because I don't want to remember.
08:26because I just upset myself.
08:27Exactly.
08:29But I can tell you what I wouldn't be wasting my money on.
08:32That.
08:33Yes.
08:36In home.
08:37Do you know I went to fill my car up the other day?
08:39Oh, you're not panic buying, are you?
08:41I suppose you went into Petrol Station,
08:43put loads of petrol in, loads of bog rolls and everything.
08:46No, no.
08:46I just fill the car up.
08:48Best friends Jenny and Lee.
08:51Oh, I didn't half notice the difference
08:53because I always fill my car up when it's half full.
08:56Mm.
08:56Always.
08:57So.
08:59And I went and I thought, what a difference.
09:01Is it?
09:02Yeah.
09:03Bloody too expensive.
09:04Really?
09:05I said it'll last me six months.
09:06I was going to say, you don't fucking go anyway.
09:08I know.
09:09No, but now.
09:10The furthest you go is to Petrol Station.
09:14On Wednesday, Disney Plus took us on a flying visit
09:17to meet our favourite buzzing insects.
09:20Oh, the bees.
09:21Oh, you like all this shit, don't you?
09:23I just love bees.
09:25You've always loved bees.
09:26I know.
09:26That's one thing consistently since I've known you.
09:29You do love a bumblebee.
09:30What if I told you bees could be the most important animals on the planet?
09:35I'd believe you.
09:37I'd bee-lieve you.
09:39There are over 20,000 species of bees.
09:43Wow.
09:44I never knew that.
09:45I didn't know that.
09:45I just thought they were just a bee.
09:46And together, they pollinate a third of the food we eat.
09:50Like what type of food?
09:52Potatoes, everything.
09:53They pollinate a spud.
09:58I'm kind of here for this.
09:59Yeah.
10:00Kind of creeped out, kind of here.
10:01I'm in the middle of doing a bee jigsaw.
10:03Are you?
10:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:05Different types of bees.
10:06They all look the same.
10:08He's a bugger.
10:10In the mountain forests of Japan.
10:13Has your sister had any encounters with bees while she's been in Japan?
10:16We don't really have much conversations about bees, I'll have to ask her.
10:20The Asian honeybee faces a much more frightening foe.
10:24What could that be?
10:27Giant hornets.
10:28Oh, they're bad bastards, them hornets.
10:31They're awful.
10:32All right.
10:33Bloody hell, calm down.
10:34Oh, my God, look at them.
10:35Known by some as murder hornets.
10:40Because that is what they do.
10:44Oh, you see what they're doing?
10:46Why have we got things like that in their life?
10:50I don't know.
10:51Who needs them?
10:52A nearby hive is in the firing line.
10:56Oh, shit.
10:57Watch your back, lads.
11:00Oh, no, this is dreadful.
11:02I don't want to see this.
11:05Oh, it's just attacked!
11:07Oh, God.
11:08Oh, you arsehole.
11:09Luckily, the entrance is too narrow for the giant.
11:12Oh, it's too narrow.
11:14Thank Christ for that, then.
11:15The hornet flies off.
11:17A couple of weeks on his end pick.
11:18It's straight back in.
11:20Recognise me?
11:21Yeah, I'm back.
11:23The hornet marks the hive with a chemical scent
11:27that will guide her and her clan right back.
11:34That's horrible.
11:35So they're going to come back in masses?
11:37This is like a nightmare.
11:39Well, I think you're overreacting.
11:40I can't.
11:40Why can't you just watch a nature documentary
11:42without being hysterical?
11:44So I've never seen such a horrible thing
11:46as a murder hornet.
11:49Workers race to collect fragrant leaves
11:52to mask the hornet's scent.
11:54Well, that's clever, isn't it?
11:57Dude.
11:58That's what I used to do when I'd been out smoking.
12:00On the walk home, I'd get a leaf
12:02and I'd rub it on my fingers
12:03so then when I got in, my mum was like,
12:04let me smell your fingers.
12:05This extraordinary behaviour
12:07is a rare example of tool use.
12:12Look, it's wiping.
12:13It's using the leaf like a cloth.
12:15And look at them all working together.
12:16The bees work quickly
12:20but not fast enough.
12:22Oh.
12:23Well, you're going to be upset, Mary.
12:25Here they come again.
12:26The hornet's back
12:30with her sisters.
12:32Oh, God, there's three of them.
12:33Oh, what the bloody hell.
12:36And together,
12:37they slice their way in.
12:40Oh.
12:41Daniela.
12:42No, they're eating the entrance.
12:49Oh, it's in.
12:50Oh, no.
12:51Oh, no.
12:52Why don't all the bees just gang up on that big hornet now
12:55and just sting him in the face?
12:56Yeah, twat it.
12:57The bees' only hope for survival
13:01is to respond as one.
13:03Oh, yeah.
13:04Attack.
13:05Oh, swarm it, swarm it, swarm it, swarm it.
13:10Hold now.
13:12Go on, get in.
13:16They're all on him, Joe.
13:17Go on.
13:18Go on, sting the bastard.
13:20Sting him up.
13:20Swarm it, swarm it, swarm it.
13:22Swarm it, swarm it.
13:22Sting him up.
13:23Sting him up.
13:24Sting him up.
13:25Sting him up.
13:25The bees vibrate their wings together
13:27to generate extreme heat.
13:30That is perfect.
13:31They're going to cook him.
13:32They're setting it on fire with the wings.
13:34That's mental.
13:35And nuke it.
13:37Nuke it, yeah.
13:38Brilliant.
13:40The temperature in the centre reaches 115 degrees.
13:45What?
13:46Oh, wow.
13:47Hot enough to fry a hornet.
13:49And then chuck its fried body out to warn the others.
13:52Yeah.
13:53Did somebody order a hornet?
13:54One fried hornet coming up.
13:56Send it back out, fried.
13:59There's your mate.
14:00The next invader gets the same treatment.
14:04Yes!
14:06And here's another one.
14:07Yeah, get that one as well.
14:09Their collective action has achieved the near impossible.
14:13Oh, it's like...
14:15What?
14:16The next.
14:18And save the colony.
14:21That is wild.
14:23I mean, what's that last hornet going to do?
14:25Go back and tell everybody.
14:27Well, there we go.
14:28John and Kevin have just been killing that hype out there.
14:31You want to watch them vicious little gits?
14:33Thought we were bad.
14:44In Blackpool...
14:45Tell you what, it was an emotional rollercoaster on Friday.
14:48Why?
14:49So Paige went to me,
14:50will you drop paper off at nursery?
14:51And I said,
14:53all right.
14:54Fucking hell.
14:55Yeah.
14:56For your kids?
14:57Yeah.
14:58Pete and his little sister Sophie.
15:01I dropped off at preschool
15:02and I just got in the car
15:03and I just started crying.
15:04Oh, don't.
15:06she's getting so grown up now.
15:08Welling up now.
15:09Oh.
15:11Like, she's such a big girl.
15:14I'm not in a, like,
15:15you get me drift.
15:16Yeah.
15:17And I'm just like,
15:18she's just straight in.
15:19And she went,
15:19high five,
15:20straight in.
15:21Not arsed.
15:22Yeah,
15:22they wouldn't give a shit about me now.
15:24Go.
15:25Noddy's yourself to cry in the car.
15:26You have a nice day.
15:28I'm going to have a little fob in the car park.
15:30On Thursday night,
15:32it was time to set sail
15:33and go full steam ahead
15:34into the brand new series of this
15:36on BBC One.
15:38Hey,
15:38scene was watching this.
15:39Did you book a holiday?
15:40No.
15:41Oh, yeah, I did.
15:42I'm Skegness.
15:45Race across the world.
15:47Skegness.
15:48Race across the Umba Bridge.
15:53Do they go around the whole world?
15:55Yeah.
15:57You know what, right?
15:58Because that takes 365 days, I think.
16:01No, it takes 350,
16:03365 days
16:04for the sun to orbit the earth.
16:06No, it doesn't.
16:07No.
16:08To get around the whole earth,
16:09it would take a year.
16:11The sun.
16:13Not a person.
16:14The sun.
16:18Salerno in Sicily.
16:19How lovely.
16:21Equipped with the essentials.
16:23Right, Molly,
16:24are you ready for this?
16:25I can't look.
16:26Time to find out
16:27where the race will take them.
16:28Your final destination
16:29is Hat Gal.
16:31Hat Gal.
16:32Where is that?
16:33Hat Gal.
16:34Hat Gal?
16:35Hat Gal, you know.
16:37Where the hell is that?
16:39Yeah.
16:39In Jamaica.
16:40First checkpoint.
16:42Fiskado.
16:43Fiskado.
16:45Fiskado.
16:46Fiskado.
16:46Fiskado.
16:47That's giving Greece.
16:48No, it's not.
16:49That's giving Greece.
16:50Fiskado.
16:51To the east,
16:52in the wine-dark sea
16:53of the Ionian archipelago,
16:56the Greek village of Fiskado.
16:58Oh, you're right.
17:00Well done, darling.
17:01Can I see you stick with me?
17:03It's near Meganissi.
17:03I've actually been to Fiskado last year.
17:05Have you?
17:06Yeah.
17:06Smelt of fish.
17:09Fiskado.
17:10We need to find out
17:10where Fiskado is
17:12because it's not on the map.
17:14Do you know what, lad?
17:14Train station.
17:15There might be a stop
17:16called Fiskado.
17:17I don't think there will be
17:19because it's in a completely
17:19different country.
17:21It's in a remote island.
17:22I don't think you can go by train there.
17:24I don't think this place exists.
17:26I think that, aren't you?
17:27Oh, this isn't Bodean well, is it?
17:29Well, they're youngsters.
17:30They need to ask somebody.
17:31Come on, go and ask someone
17:33how to get to Fiskado.
17:34Here it says that
17:35it's a village in Greece.
17:37Oh, well done.
17:38She's Googled it.
17:39Oh, she's Googled it.
17:41Clever.
17:41So, I think the fastest way
17:43is if we can find a ferry
17:45over to Naples,
17:46I'm sure that we can connect
17:47very quick,
17:48sort of up,
17:49across and down.
17:50OK, now you're talking, bruv.
17:52Come on.
17:53So, there's always an option
17:54to get somewhere via
17:57water
17:57rather than having to fly.
17:59I didn't know that.
18:00Two lads are over there.
18:02Oh.
18:02So, they're doing the same as us.
18:05Yeah.
18:05We can give them the game
18:06face eyes.
18:07Andrew and Molly are there
18:08now with Joe and Cush?
18:09Yeah.
18:10That must be, well,
18:11at least you know
18:12you're on level peg in, don't you?
18:13Well, at least you know
18:14you're going the right way.
18:16After that,
18:16we just take an island hop
18:17then to Cephalonia.
18:19A smaller ferry to Cephalonia.
18:20Yes, perfect.
18:21See?
18:22Father and daughter,
18:23look at that.
18:24Doing so well together.
18:25That could be us.
18:26And how much will it be
18:27for two?
18:28Sorry about that.
18:29Five or six.
18:31Ooh,
18:32that's quite a lot
18:32of their budget.
18:33We're ten short.
18:35Oh.
18:35Is there any way
18:36we could change money?
18:37Oh, they need to change
18:38the currency.
18:39Oh, that's going to
18:40delay Molly and Andrew.
18:41because they've got to go
18:42and change money now,
18:43haven't they?
18:44Or we won't be able
18:44to go on this ferry.
18:46Many of the boys
18:46have got their ticket.
18:48You wouldn't give us
18:48a tenner for a tenner, no?
18:49Oh, it's a shame.
18:51Do it not?
18:51It's a shame.
18:53I ain't going to lie.
18:54I'm right there with you.
18:56I'm right there.
18:57Oh, no, I'd feel too bad.
18:59I'd have to help.
19:00I feel like we should
19:01help them out.
19:02Yes, help them out.
19:04Good karma.
19:05Good karma.
19:07Oh, lad, what are you trying?
19:10What are you trying?
19:11What are you trying?
19:12Oh, you would be.
19:14Excuse me.
19:15We need to get our ferry tickets.
19:17Would you have ten euro
19:18and I'll give you ten pounds sterling?
19:21Gratzi.
19:22I can probably do that.
19:23That's what I'm doing, is that?
19:24Oh, yes.
19:25Oh.
19:26Oh, look at that.
19:28Oh, someone's helped them out.
19:31After a long haul ferry to Greece,
19:33the teams took to their heels
19:35for the race to the first checkpoint.
19:38Continuing on foot,
19:38look for the local map stand.
19:41That's the map stand.
19:42Map stand.
19:42And if you can find
19:43an off-road shortcut.
19:44An off-road shortcut?
19:46To your first checkpoint,
19:47Hotel Emily C.
19:49Oh, that's nice.
19:50They've got the hotel
19:51where they need to go.
19:52I mean, that's quite confusing.
19:54Oh, nice.
19:54You can find an off-road shortcut
19:55behind the back of the trees,
19:57see the brown cat,
19:58go left, hang a right,
19:59and then go through the well
20:00and you're at your hotel.
20:01And you'll be there.
20:02We need to find the maps.
20:04There's one here.
20:05Right, Molly, this way.
20:06Where do you manage?
20:07No.
20:08There's the map stand.
20:09No, it's not a map stand.
20:10Well, what's that?
20:11That's a bloody map stand,
20:13you silly guests.
20:14What's that then, Andrew?
20:15Scotch mist.
20:17Hotel.
20:17There it is.
20:18Oh, it's right there.
20:19Oh, the lads, they're on it.
20:20Oh, come on.
20:21Surely they're in the lead.
20:22Can we find a lot of water?
20:24Yeah.
20:24Cush and Joe seem to be doing well now.
20:26Yeah, they don't.
20:26They seem to have got it in the red now,
20:28aren't they?
20:28Yeah.
20:28I've seen three of these.
20:30It is.
20:31I was right.
20:32Yes, you were right, Molly.
20:33You absolutely were bang on the money.
20:35You were right.
20:36We need to back up the headland.
20:38Oh, you'd be fuming with your dad
20:40if he wasn't listening to you
20:41and you were right all along.
20:42See, we would also become insufferable
20:45if we were right
20:46and the person we were with was wrong.
20:48We couldn't let that go.
20:49You say, Bob, can do it in ten seconds?
20:51Yeah.
20:51Who's he going to be?
20:53Molly, come on.
20:54What?
20:55Andrew's puffed up, mate.
20:56Yeah.
20:57Well, I would be
20:58if I had a fucking house
20:59on me back like that.
21:00Oh, my God.
21:01Let's get in there
21:02and sign that book.
21:04Who's first?
21:04Open the book.
21:05There's the book.
21:06And the pen.
21:07And the pen.
21:10Oh, bastard.
21:11Every time.
21:13Cliffhanger.
21:14It's almost like
21:15they want us to watch the next one.
21:16Well, I won't now.
21:17I had a principle.
21:18I absolutely will
21:19because I'm hooked.
21:23In Leeds.
21:24I said to Nat this morning,
21:26I went,
21:26I says, Nat, I've decided.
21:28I went,
21:28I don't think I want to have
21:29another baby this year.
21:31I want to wait till next year.
21:32Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
21:34And he actually jumps up
21:36like this
21:37and started doing a happy dance
21:39like that.
21:41And he was like going,
21:42Hallelujah!
21:43Hallelujah!
21:45Hallelujah!
21:48And I says to him,
21:49Well, I went,
21:50nah, I am going to want
21:51to have one next year.
21:52I just think I've got
21:53too many projects on this year
21:55to be able to have a baby.
21:56He went,
21:57I'm going to start a project
21:58next year.
21:59I went,
22:00oh, yeah,
22:00what project are you going to start?
22:02He went,
22:02I'm going to put a swimming pool
22:03in that garden.
22:07I shouldn't have told him that.
22:08Gives him time
22:08to book in for a snake.
22:10Yeah, exactly.
22:14This week,
22:15there was fresh meat
22:16heading up the aisle
22:17down under
22:18on E4.
22:19Oh, it's my favourite.
22:21Married at first sight.
22:23You do like this,
22:24don't you?
22:24I do.
22:25I was going to renew my house.
22:26Well, I wanted to.
22:28But Red didn't.
22:28No.
22:33People used to,
22:34years ago,
22:35talk about the cost
22:36of getting married.
22:37Nowadays...
22:38It's the cost
22:38of getting divorced.
22:39Exactly.
22:40That's why we're still together.
22:42Yeah.
22:42Can't afford it,
22:43can we?
22:44No.
22:44Next to enter
22:45into the experiment
22:45is an extroverted bride
22:47who is hoping to find
22:49her equally eccentric soulmate.
22:52Oh, this sounds like me,
22:53extroverted and eccentric.
22:55I'm Juliette,
22:56I'm 27,
22:57and I'm a receptionist
22:58from Melbourne.
22:59Oh, Juliette.
23:00Juliette.
23:01So I just like to say yes
23:02to almost everything.
23:03Me too!
23:05She's probably got
23:06a car sticker
23:07that says,
23:08one life,
23:09live it.
23:10I'm Joel,
23:11I'm 31,
23:11I'm from Sydney,
23:12and I'm a model.
23:13He's fucking 31.
23:14I'm older than him.
23:21Hey, he looks nice
23:22in that suit,
23:23doesn't he?
23:24He's good looking.
23:25He's catalogue material,
23:27him.
23:27Catalogue?
23:28Yeah.
23:28Who has a catalogue
23:29nowadays?
23:30Well, no, but...
23:31Here's catalogue,
23:31or was it Littlewoods?
23:32Yeah, both.
23:33Grattons.
23:34So I'm a model now,
23:35which I never thought
23:36in my wildest dreams
23:37would ever happen.
23:38I was a fat Uber driver
23:39for six years.
23:40A fat Uber driver?
23:42For six years?
23:43See, Dad, look,
23:45miracles can happen.
23:48Are they going to
23:49actually show that?
23:49Like, I want them to.
23:51Like, that's a request.
23:53Are you having a laugh?
23:55Is that the same guy?
23:56Yes.
23:57That's an interesting angle.
23:58He was a fat Uber driver.
24:05Here comes the bride.
24:06Here comes Juliet.
24:08How are we going, guys?
24:14Why did he turn around like that,
24:16Debbie?
24:17Hi.
24:18That was a really weird...
24:20That really was.
24:21Hi, hubby.
24:22Hello, darling.
24:24You look gorgeous.
24:25Okay, he's saying
24:26all the right things.
24:27Well, this isn't your typical
24:29man meets woman story.
24:31What do you mean?
24:31What do you mean by that?
24:33From the moment I saw you,
24:34I just had this funny feeling
24:35that it was going to take
24:36less than two sidings
24:37to marry you.
24:39What?
24:40Is that another shit joke?
24:41Okay, carry on, Joel.
24:43Who is this perfectly manicured,
24:45dapper, suave, sexy...
24:47Modest.
24:48Modest.
24:48Don't forget Modest.
24:49Who says what he thinks
24:50and who is unapologetically
24:51himself at all times
24:52with no acceptance
24:53for anyone, anything,
24:54anytime or anyplace.
24:56He reminds me of Borat.
24:59Oh, yeah.
25:00It's like a spoof.
25:01He's like, he's a spoof.
25:03Joel's an extravagant man,
25:04for sure,
25:05but I love that about him.
25:07Oh, okay.
25:09She likes him.
25:10Well, see,
25:11she wants something different.
25:12Yeah, she's definitely
25:13going to get something different.
25:14Like a clown.
25:15I think he's going
25:16to make me laugh a lot
25:16and that's something
25:17I said to the experts.
25:19I want someone
25:19to make me laugh.
25:20Oh, why did you say that?
25:22Yeah.
25:23Why did you tell the experts that?
25:25You see, now,
25:26if you were in Juliet's position
25:27and I was your brother there,
25:29you know,
25:30watching all this unfold,
25:31I'd be saying,
25:32let's just pull a plug on this.
25:33Yeah.
25:33The dude's obviously a helmet.
25:36And it wasn't long
25:37until Joel had another speech to make.
25:40Good evening, everyone,
25:42and thank you for coming.
25:43It's the wedding dinner.
25:44Oh, God,
25:45he's got to do another speech, darling.
25:46Someone needs to take
25:47the mic off of Joel.
25:48Please.
25:49One thing about me
25:50is that I have an insatiable appetite,
25:52not just for food,
25:53but for life.
25:54Oh.
25:55For love,
25:55and of course,
25:57for power.
25:58Have you asked?
26:00You called him Borat
26:01and he just did Borat?
26:03Oh, my God.
26:04Oh, real recognise real.
26:06His base is personality off of Borat.
26:08I hope you're excited
26:09to move in with me
26:09because I'm a real catch.
26:11Think more along the lines
26:12of anchovy
26:12than bluefin tuna.
26:15Um.
26:15Okay.
26:16Nobody's laughing.
26:19I'm only joking.
26:21I'm talking about my old self,
26:22which was smelly
26:23and undesirable.
26:24Oh.
26:25Oh, nice.
26:26My hay fever
26:27is so ferocious,
26:28you can hear me sneezing
26:29from outer space.
26:30Oh, no.
26:31This is unattractive.
26:33And when I'm not sneezing,
26:34I'm snorting.
26:34Ah!
26:36Oh.
26:36Every three seconds
26:37I have an urge
26:38to clear sewerage
26:39from my throat.
26:40Oh!
26:40Oh, what?
26:42Why is he saying
26:43things like this?
26:44Through highs and lows,
26:45my loyalty will remain
26:46as strong as my B.O.
26:47after a Barry's class.
26:48Oh, yuck.
26:50Oh, God.
26:52I wouldn't even sit there
26:54waiting for the sweets.
26:55I'd be off.
26:56Thank you.
26:58Anything nice to say
27:00about Juliet?
27:01Somehow,
27:01I've got a feeling
27:02Juliet's opinion's
27:04starting to change a little.
27:06Yeah,
27:06I'm definitely
27:07a bit worried.
27:09A bit worried?
27:10I'd be very worried.
27:11I'd be running
27:12for the hill's pit.
27:13She's thinking
27:14we've got ourselves
27:15a fucking life.
27:16This isn't legally
27:17behind it,
27:18is it, love?
27:18Just double-checking.
27:20It's not legal,
27:21this, is it?
27:22You know,
27:23it's just a fictional thing.
27:25They want to call it off
27:26at any time.
27:36In Manchester...
27:37I don't think Martha
27:38looks like you, sweetie.
27:40She looks like Dad.
27:41She does.
27:42She looks like her dad.
27:43She looks like Dad, yeah.
27:45Alison,
27:46her husband, George,
27:47and her daughter, Helena.
27:49Oh, look at her little
27:50feet.
27:51Look at her little feet.
27:53She's been collecting
27:54in her hand
27:56fibres and mulch.
27:58I see.
27:58And I've been having
27:59to remove it from her,
28:00but I thought you could
28:01do some felting with that.
28:02Well, it's a little
28:03keepsake.
28:04Yeah, that'd be nice.
28:05It'd stink.
28:07But she's very good
28:08at collecting fibre.
28:11That's like bellybutton,
28:12so, isn't it?
28:13Hmm.
28:13Has she got a good
28:14bellybutton?
28:15Looks like a cinnamon swirl.
28:16Oh, does it?
28:17Yeah.
28:18That's nice.
28:19On Tuesday,
28:20some familiar faces
28:21had tips and tricks
28:22for a better life
28:23on the BBC.
28:25I love self-help books
28:28and manuals, Nutty.
28:29There was one I bought
28:30called
28:30Life Was Never Meant
28:32to be a struggle.
28:33Well, it's not for you.
28:35That's right.
28:36We all want simple ways
28:37to feel better.
28:39Maybe you want to know
28:40how to kickstart your day.
28:42Absolutely, I do want to know
28:43how to kickstart my day.
28:44Stay in bed another hour.
28:46Yeah.
28:48All the cameras out.
28:49Or perhaps,
28:50you having trouble
28:50remembering things?
28:51Oh, dear.
28:52Oh, Sarah, more fish.
28:54Mum.
28:54More salmon.
28:55Following in the footsteps
28:57of Dr Michael Mosley
28:58in his hit podcast
28:59Just One Thing.
29:00Sad about Michael Mosley
29:02passing, isn't it?
29:03It is, yeah.
29:04He wanted to encourage people
29:06and the idea was
29:07if you did just one thing
29:09it would be better than nothing
29:10and it could make
29:10a huge difference.
29:12I can't believe
29:13how much it has
29:14changed my life.
29:17Just one thing,
29:18that's it, you see.
29:19I want to know the secret,
29:20the just one thing.
29:22But I don't know if I do
29:23because then I might
29:24actually have to do
29:25something.
29:26Exactly, I don't want
29:27to do anything,
29:28not even one thing.
29:29Now, I know
29:30it can be easy
29:31to worry
29:32when starting
29:33a brand new fitness
29:34and health regime.
29:35I've got a gym pass
29:36and I use it
29:38for the cafe.
29:39It's a nice cafe.
29:41It is.
29:41But I have just one thing
29:43that can increase strength,
29:45improve blood sugars
29:47and even give us
29:48stronger bones,
29:49all for the minimum
29:50effort possible.
29:52I'm all for that,
29:53aren't you?
29:53Minimum effort.
29:54That sounds good.
29:55This is us.
29:56This is us, totally.
29:58Minimum effort.
29:58The last bit,
29:59minimum effort.
30:00Yeah, that's what we need.
30:01I'm on my way
30:02to meet 70-year-old retiree
30:04Martin Kemp.
30:07Alistair,
30:07whose exercise journey
30:09has been far from easy.
30:11Hello.
30:12Hey, Roman, hello.
30:13Hello, it's Alistair.
30:15Take a seat.
30:16Thank you, I will.
30:17Thank you very much.
30:18Yeah.
30:19Your just one thing
30:21is...
30:22What?
30:23Easy exercise.
30:26What's he laughing for?
30:27What are we going to do?
30:28We're going to stand up.
30:28OK, I can do that.
30:29Right?
30:30Right.
30:30Oh, we're going to stand up.
30:31I'm not standing up, pal.
30:33I want you to sit down.
30:34Uh-huh.
30:35Slowly.
30:36Oh, yeah.
30:37Got you.
30:37The squatting.
30:38Come on, let's give it a quick look.
30:39Really?
30:40I like the one easy.
30:41What are we going to do?
30:41We're going to stand up.
30:42Oh!
30:44Dad's out.
30:45One,
30:47two,
30:47Right.
30:49Three.
30:50Ready?
30:50Right.
30:51OK, I can do that.
30:52Right?
30:52Right.
30:52Oh.
30:53I feel like putting it on my calf now.
30:56Oh, really?
30:57Yeah.
30:59Four.
30:59You feel it on your legs.
31:00Five.
31:01And we're sat.
31:03Oh!
31:03What did you do with?
31:05What did you do with?
31:06That was one leg.
31:08Four.
31:08Five.
31:09Well done.
31:10That wasn't bad.
31:12Do you want to stand up now to the counter?
31:13No, I have a heart attack.
31:15Most adults in the UK
31:17sit down for eight hours or more each day.
31:20You do a lot more than that.
31:21Of sitting down?
31:22Yeah.
31:23I sit down more than eight hours a day?
31:25Absolutely.
31:26Shay, talk to your dad.
31:29So my list of exercises
31:30are keeping the group on their toes.
31:32Am I doing it right?
31:34Yeah.
31:34Oh, I fell.
31:35It's the lowering down slowly
31:37that's the easy exercise part.
31:39And it's been no sweat,
31:40literally,
31:41for Linda.
31:42Oh, Linda,
31:43go yourself.
31:44As she's smashing her heel lowering
31:46and wall press-ups.
31:48Slower going towards the fridge door
31:51than it is when I'm coming away from it.
31:54I can see that's quite good,
31:55quite easy.
31:56Imagine if you were, like,
31:57walking past Linda's house
31:58and you saw her doing that.
31:58Yeah.
31:59Oh, what are you doing, Linda?
32:00Oh, poor Linda.
32:01She's lusted.
32:04And she has more top tips
32:06when it comes to arm lowering.
32:07All I use is two cans of soup.
32:10Ah.
32:11Oh, hang on.
32:11What's Linda doing?
32:12She never stops, Linda.
32:14So it's just a case of arms up
32:18and then slowly down.
32:20There you go.
32:21Go on, girl.
32:22See, you can do that
32:23while the kettle's boiling.
32:24Yes, you could.
32:25Before you go and sit down.
32:28This is six kg.
32:35Look at that.
32:38Shoulder press.
32:39See, I could do that exercise.
32:40That exercise is fun.
32:42You don't need tins of soup.
32:43You just need a sausage dog.
32:44Exactly.
32:48In Yorkshire...
32:49Oh, look what we've got for Easter.
32:51They're real-life chickens.
32:53Mum, mum...
32:54Oh, my God, they're so chickens.
32:57Sarah and her daughter-in-law, Lara.
32:59Oh, my goodness.
33:01Aren't they adorable?
33:01Oh, they are adorable.
33:03Are they going down to Bev?
33:04Yeah, they're going to move in with Bev.
33:06They're going to be proper grown-up chickens.
33:08Oh, we love you.
33:09Bless you, darling.
33:10Hello, Millie and Molly,
33:11or whatever you're called.
33:13I'm not sure we're allowed to name them yet.
33:15I might go put them in their warm...
33:17Yeah, put them in their...
33:18Go for the back end.
33:18Thank you, darling, for showing them to us.
33:20They're lovely.
33:21Little babies.
33:22All right.
33:23Bye-bye, chickens.
33:24Happy Easter.
33:26On Friday, there was a regional crime
33:29making the headlines on the BBC.
33:31Well, it's the...
33:34Fuck's sake.
33:35Why does it always land both side down?
33:40Fudge, you'll lick it off for you.
33:44Fudge, you'll clean it for you.
33:46It's what dogs are good for.
33:47I have started watching the news
33:50whilst I'm on the treadmill
33:51because it's half an hour
33:52and I feel like it's a good use of time.
33:55It's all about stacking habits.
33:57So I'm working out and burning calories,
33:59but I'm also keeping abreast of current affairs.
34:03You mean depressing yourself?
34:05Well, no, not always,
34:06because sometimes they have, like,
34:07a nice little juicy fun story.
34:08Now, the residents of two villages in East Yorkshire
34:11are scratching their heads over a vintage mystery.
34:14Oh, I heard about this on the radio.
34:18Bags full of empty bottles of New Zealand wine
34:21keep being dumped on grass verges.
34:23Christ, who's dumping, huh?
34:25They must be bloody pissed.
34:27Drinking all that.
34:28At least they're putting them in bags.
34:30Yeah, they're not complete animals.
34:32Leaving people in Hutham and North Cave
34:34wondering who has acquired such a taste
34:37for Sauvignon Blanc.
34:38Oh, somebody's got a bit of a penchant
34:40for Sauvignon Blanc.
34:41And fly-tipping.
34:44Well, you can cut me out of the inquiries,
34:46because I'm white Zinfandel.
34:48I would never be savvy bee.
34:50Yeah.
34:51At first sight,
34:52the villages of Hutham and North Cave
34:54are typical picturesque East Yorkshire villages.
34:58What's going on in Hutham?
34:59I know, isn't it, yeah?
35:01I mean, what a beautiful place
35:02to have all them bottles dumped.
35:03Aunty Jane's just been to Whitby,
35:05it wasn't her, or it?
35:06Well, no, it's not Aunty Jane,
35:08because she likes Pinot Grigio.
35:10But beneath the surface,
35:12there's a crime involving wine.
35:14That's happening repeatedly.
35:16I'll tell you what,
35:17my sister lives up there, doesn't she?
35:19She likes a drop of wine, Janet.
35:22Residents say hundreds of empty bottles
35:24of Sauvignon Blanc.
35:26Someone's been going hard.
35:27Yeah.
35:28So that one with the blue top,
35:29that's a nice to bear.
35:30I love your knowledge of mid-range white wine
35:33available from a supermarket near you.
35:36Particularly Villa Maria,
35:38said to pair nicely with seafood
35:39and tangy goat's cheese.
35:41Aloise loves a Villa Maria Sauvignon Blanc.
35:43It's Aloise's favourite.
35:45Oh, I wonder if it's Aloise.
35:46Well, we've found where you can buy Villa Maria from.
35:49This is Tesco,
35:50the nearest major supermarket from Hotham,
35:52five and a half miles away.
35:53And this is £10.75 a bottle.
35:56£10.75.
35:57Well, it won't be you, then.
35:59That's one thing.
36:00I'll count you out.
36:02Villagers have told us
36:03when they catch the culprit,
36:04they'll have a drink to celebrate,
36:06but it won't be white wine.
36:07I bet everybody's looking at each other
36:10in the village now.
36:11He likes a drink.
36:12Yeah.
36:13And she do.
36:14All I would do is,
36:15if somebody's drunk 48 bottles of wine,
36:16who's got a really red face and nose
36:18in the local area?
36:21That should give it away.
36:30In south-east London...
36:32Can I tell you the story?
36:34There I was out there
36:35cleaning the drive up the other day.
36:37Yeah.
36:38And the lady from across the road,
36:40oh, she said,
36:41I've got some printing here for you.
36:43Sue and her husband, Steve.
36:45I said, for me?
36:47She said, yeah.
36:49Was you trying to print this off?
36:51You know the report for the eyes?
36:53When you had a cataract?
36:54Yeah.
36:55I went, yeah.
36:56What, it went over the road
36:57to their house?
36:58Printed over there.
37:00It saves on paper and ink,
37:03doesn't it?
37:04Hey!
37:05So it's gone to the house?
37:07It's gone over the road.
37:08How the hell have I managed that?
37:11This week,
37:13top-tier comics
37:14were still trying
37:14not to chuckle
37:15on Prime Video.
37:19Why is it...
37:20Why are you laughing like that?
37:21Because it's the
37:22last one laughing, Mary.
37:24I was just getting it
37:25out of my system.
37:29Who will be
37:30the last one to laugh?
37:31Probably Amazon.
37:33Because ultimately
37:34they're making money
37:35out of this.
37:36In the final,
37:37it was Sam Campbell
37:39and David Mitchell
37:40going head-to-head.
37:41I think we've done...
37:42We've acquitted ourselves well.
37:44It's the two
37:45driest people
37:47that are left.
37:48They're going to have
37:48a dry-off.
37:49And Jimmy had a trick
37:50up his sleeve.
37:52OK, we've got to
37:52find a winner.
37:55Oh, how lovely.
37:56It's the trolley.
37:58Trolley.
37:58Why is he taking
37:59afternoon tea in?
38:01Hi, guys.
38:02Congratulations on
38:02making it this far.
38:04Yes.
38:04Please take a seat.
38:06I'm immediately looking
38:07at the squirty cream.
38:08Yeah.
38:08Oh, yeah.
38:09As a special treat,
38:10I've got some
38:11delicious food for you.
38:12You can eat as much
38:13as you like,
38:13but there is a catch.
38:15You have to feed each other.
38:16No!
38:17Oh, for goodness sake!
38:19Oh, my God.
38:21They've got to feed each other.
38:22How are they going to
38:23keep a straight face
38:24doing that?
38:25Do you like some
38:25squirty cream?
38:26Yeah.
38:28Me and David
38:29are on the same page.
38:31Oh!
38:38I will be gone already.
38:39Yeah.
38:40I will be gone.
38:41I'll have a squirt.
38:42Oh, will you ever?
38:47have a squirty cream?
38:57Oh, my God.
39:04Oh, my God.
39:07Oh, my God.
39:09Oh, my God.
39:12You'd have to take
39:12control of one egg.
39:13Yeah, yeah.
39:14Oh, no!
39:15No, don't do
39:15Lady and the Tramp.
39:16You'll ruin a class
39:17for everyone.
39:21Oh!
39:22Oh!
39:23Don't back off.
39:32How they're still not laughing.
39:33I don't get it.
39:35Banana?
39:36You think so?
39:38Yeah, okay.
39:38No, not a banana.
39:40Oh, this is going to be
39:41sexual.
39:42Oh, no.
39:44Eat it.
39:47No, I'm done.
39:48I'm done.
39:49The eye contact.
39:54Is it banana-y?
39:58How are they doing
39:59that with a straight face?
40:00It's really good.
40:01Maybe the potassium.
40:03Maybe the potassium.
40:05No, sounds great.
40:08Okay, we're going to
40:09count down.
40:10You have 10 seconds
40:11remaining.
40:11Nobody's going to
40:12laugh here now.
40:1310 seconds remaining.
40:14Uh-oh.
40:15You put out all the
40:16stops.
40:16Put out all the
40:17stops.
40:17David.
40:19Seven.
40:20Just tickle them.
40:22Tickle them.
40:22Right, just launch
40:23all the food at each
40:24other.
40:24Food fight.
40:25Three.
40:27Two.
40:30Two.
40:33One.
40:37Oh, wow.
40:39Fair play.
40:41Both of them
40:41didn't crack.
40:42Nobody.
40:43Nobody even smirked.
40:44You've both played
40:45an incredible game.
40:48One of you will be
40:50declared the winner of
40:51Last One Laughing.
40:52Who's it going to be?
40:53The person that
40:54caused the most laughs
40:54today is...
40:57Is David.
40:59Sam.
41:00Sam even made Bob
41:01Martin a laugh and he
41:02won it last time.
41:03David Mitchell.
41:05Oh, he's won.
41:06Oh, he won it.
41:07David was always going to
41:08be really hard to beat,
41:09though.
41:09You don't laugh at me
41:10a lot.
41:10No, I don't have to
41:12laugh at you, Lee.
41:13I do laugh at you,
41:15sometimes.
41:16Are you laughing at me
41:17or with me?
41:18I'm laughing with you.
41:19You're a liar.
41:21You're a liar.
41:25In Wiltshire...
41:26I've had the whole
41:28packet of cheese scones.
41:29Why?
41:30Well, I had...
41:31You know these
41:31pregnancy-style cravings
41:33that women have?
41:34Yeah.
41:35I had a pregnancy-style
41:36craving for cheese scones.
41:38Giles and his wife, Mary.
41:40Well, I'm going to have
41:41to punish you.
41:43I've put on half a stone.
41:44Yeah, I'm not surprised.
41:45I'm going to have to get
41:46some sort of thing
41:47like a taser
41:48and taser you
41:50when you've eaten.
41:51Taser.
41:52Taser.
41:52Taser.
41:53For domestic use.
41:55You'll be tasered
41:56the next time
41:57you go to that oven.
42:00On Tuesday,
42:01there were more
42:01Sandy celebs
42:02getting surprised
42:03on Paramount+.
42:05I never actually really
42:06asked about your
42:07past dating life.
42:08You don't want to know.
42:09Let's start now.
42:10Ask away, Harry.
42:11We haven't got enough time.
42:12We've got to watch this now.
42:14The celebs have
42:15landed in paradise.
42:17There's my favourite
42:18place, Mary.
42:19Where?
42:20Tenerife.
42:23Was that Jedward?
42:25He's called Edwin
42:26or something
42:26from Boybird.
42:28Is he?
42:30Jesus, what's going on?
42:31I'm Irish.
42:32There's only so much
42:32sun I can take.
42:33It is Jedward.
42:34Oh, my God.
42:35It's coming back to me
42:36who he is, Notty.
42:37He's called Cedric
42:38or something.
42:42I have not watched
42:43this in years.
42:45I think watching this
42:46is going to validate
42:47the whole reason
42:47why I don't normally
42:48watch this anyway.
42:51I'm only tuning in
42:53because Jedward's on it.
42:54I can't believe it.
42:57I'm Helen.
42:58Helen Flanigood.
42:59Rosa.
43:00Rosa.
43:01I'm John.
43:03Oh, John.
43:06I am an international
43:08pop star.
43:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
43:11there, international.
43:13I think they are, eh?
43:14What?
43:15With my twin brother,
43:16Edward, from Jedward.
43:18Jedward!
43:19Didn't I say Cedric, Mary?
43:21I was almost...
43:22I said Cedric or Edwin.
43:24I'm feeling Jepic
43:25and Jeksy.
43:27Well, I have always found
43:28him a little bit
43:29genoying.
43:30to be honest, but...
43:31Yeah.
43:32Let's see how he
43:33fares on this.
43:34Yeah.
43:34Jaluded.
43:35I think he's the...
43:38Hello, girls.
43:39God, what are the
43:40girls going to say
43:41about this bunch?
43:42Look who it is.
43:43How does he do that?
43:44He looks old and young
43:45at the same time.
43:46What is going on right now?
43:47I think I've slid in
43:48your DMs and give him
43:49Shalom.
43:49Oh, I've slid in
43:50your DMs.
43:51Oh.
43:51I want Jedward
43:52to slide into my DMs.
43:54You're too old.
43:56Look at this.
43:58We got the song,
43:59we got the breeze,
44:00we got Helen Flanagan
44:01in her leopard print.
44:03Oh, he likes Helen,
44:05doesn't he?
44:05He likes Helen.
44:07It's date night.
44:09It's date night.
44:10Oh, it's date night.
44:12How lovely.
44:13Who's going with you now?
44:14Who's going with you?
44:15Girls, you are in control.
44:17Oh, no.
44:19It's up to you
44:20to decide which boy
44:22you want to date.
44:23I hope this isn't like,
44:25you know, when you're
44:25getting picked for sport
44:27for PE.
44:28I'm really torn
44:29between Toby and John.
44:32Oh, good.
44:32She did see John.
44:34He's got a chance.
44:35Come on.
44:35She was with that
44:36footballer, wasn't she?
44:38And then she's gone for
44:38David Hay.
44:40So, natural progression.
44:41You would go for a member
44:42of Jedward.
44:43Yeah.
44:44Toby, I feel like I get on
44:45with him, personality-wise.
44:47Also with John as well
44:48because he's really funny
44:49and he's quirky.
44:50Oh, he's too quirky for me.
44:51The Irish do tend
44:52to be good fun.
44:54Jarls, have you noticed?
44:56Yes.
44:57They've got picky bits
44:58on the table.
44:58Picky bits.
44:59A little bit of picky bits.
44:59I love a little picky bit one,
45:01you know.
45:01There's actually picky bits
45:03on the table.
45:04That's our generation.
45:06It's awful.
45:07Remember, lads,
45:08open body language.
45:09Not too open, bro.
45:09Straight open.
45:10How you doing?
45:10Not too open.
45:11That's a bit much.
45:14Please pick John, Helen.
45:16Hey, John.
45:17Who's Liz?
45:17She's going for Jedwin, Natty.
45:19That is like Leicester
45:20winning the Premier League.
45:22That is the analogy I would give.
45:24Shall I have a drink, darling?
45:25Yeah, wish I could feed you
45:26a raspberry
45:26because that's really like this.
45:27Are you going to feed me now?
45:28Yeah, there you go.
45:29There you go.
45:31I'm chew on it.
45:31Mmm, juicy.
45:33I'm chew on it.
45:35Eat that raspberry now
45:36and contain yourself.
45:38Close your eyes
45:38and swallow.
45:39I think she just
45:41finds him funny
45:42You know what I mean?
45:43Well, how are you?
45:44His personality.
45:45I feel like my biggest achievement
45:47are definitely my children.
45:48Like, I'm obsessed with my kids.
45:49I can't see John
45:50stepping into the stepdad role.
45:52I'm sorry.
45:54John would be
45:55great with her kids.
45:57I'd be like
45:58Free Child Entertainment.
45:59He'd be like
45:59taking him to a holiday camp
46:00if he were in your front room.
46:02Exactly.
46:02I'd love one more.
46:04I'd love to have one more.
46:04Shall we go up to the bedroom?
46:06Blinky neck.
46:09Look at your face.
46:13You might be able to
46:13laugh her into bed,
46:14you never know, do you?
46:16If you and I went to a beach
46:17and all of your exes were there,
46:18there'd be no sunbeds left.
46:20There would be no room
46:21on the beach.
46:22The lifeguard would have
46:23closed the beach.
46:24Yeah.
46:24Literally be rammed.
46:26It's nothing to be proud of.
46:27Oh, no, I'm sorry.
46:27I'm sorry.