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00:00There's a spider on the butter.
00:02What is it?
00:03A spider on the butter.
00:05Oh, not stuck into it by its legs?
00:08No.
00:09You mean it's just walked across the butter?
00:11I've dealt with it in a humane way, Mary,
00:13by putting it into the plate drawer.
00:20Have you ever done how like that?
00:22Well, I have to tell you what they had.
00:26Oh, Barcelona.
00:29No, I don't like that this guy's trying to tell me
00:31how to eat my dinner. A what?
00:33Foot fetish! I had no idea
00:35that was a thing. Remove my britches.
00:37Expose your loins.
00:38I like that.
00:42Oh, Ronnie.
00:43This is weird.
00:44Gee, he's a mercenary bugger, isn't he?
00:46This is why I don't date.
00:48That is Dyson with the Devil. Oh, no.
00:50He suffers for his heart, doesn't he? Clearly.
00:52A Bentley Continental!
00:54I think I'd rather call it a Dane, I'd say, wouldn't you?
00:57Who's been arrested now and for what?
01:02In the week we said a sad farewell
01:04to maths dating coach Mel Schilling.
01:07We enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:11Famous faces were getting their hands dirty
01:13in the big white tent.
01:14I'm gonna be honest with you.
01:16I'm not really a pastry girl in that sense.
01:18Never made it.
01:19It just seems like a lot of work.
01:20So I was told once in domestic science at school
01:23if you're making pastry, yeah,
01:26I was told you should run your wrists under cold water
01:29and they cool your blood
01:31and then when you're rubbing in,
01:33your hands are...
01:34Darling, throw it in the magic mix.
01:39More furry friends were finding their forever homes on Channel 4.
01:43It is very, very difficult,
01:45but there's no alternative for us.
01:47He needs someone that can just give him
01:50the love that we've given him
01:51and we will miss him.
01:52Madge jumps from the floor to the kitchen worktops
01:56and, like, goes inside the air fryers.
02:02She knows how to open the air fryer drawers and go inside.
02:05Is it extreme intelligence or is it extremely bad behaviour?
02:08I don't know.
02:09Do you know that I was cooking other week,
02:11I was cooking a jacket potato in air fryer.
02:13I hear this crash bang wallop come downstairs,
02:17the air fryer drawers are open
02:18and my jacket potatoes are on the floor.
02:21And there was something new giving us a fright on Netflix.
02:33That is something very bad about to happen.
02:37What, the fact that she's getting married?
02:40Something very bad is going to happen.
02:44RJ!
02:45What?
02:45Why you say that about our wedding day?
02:47That sounds mean.
02:50I wish someone had told me before, mate.
02:59In Blackpool...
03:00Me and Paige have had to start putting locks on the cupboards.
03:03Really?
03:04The kids now, they just help themselves to everything.
03:07They're like locusts.
03:08They just strip the cupboards.
03:10Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
03:12Paige went out the other day and I had Eva and Jimmy, right?
03:15Next thing, Eva just walks in the living room with a packet of wine gums going...
03:21Do you want the wine gums?
03:23Do you want the wine gums?
03:23I'm like, no.
03:24Do you want the wine gums?
03:25You shouldn't be eating them.
03:26Do you want the wine gums?
03:27You know, what are you, a 60-year-old man who's on a long drive?
03:31Who even eats wine gums?
03:35That's a gateway for like a Werther's original.
03:37Yeah.
03:38Yeah.
03:38Jimmy, mini-roll.
03:39Sucker for a mini-roll like I'm off to a flame.
03:41Yeah.
03:42He had a three yesterday.
03:43I went, that is your third?
03:45Yeah.
03:46He's like, so?
03:47So?
03:49On Saturday night, there were more BGT hopefuls doing their thing on ITV1.
03:56What's Saturday night? We're eating carrots?
03:58Carrot.
03:59Carrot and water, Simon.
04:00It's a new way forward.
04:02I wonder what talent we're going to unleash today.
04:04Who knows?
04:05It could be anything, couldn't it?
04:06We're beige.
04:10BGT is just an old favourite.
04:12How long has it been around?
04:14At least 40 years.
04:16Longer?
04:16At least.
04:17Good luck.
04:18Good luck.
04:18Good luck.
04:22What are these?
04:24Seven silky white suited specimens doing our stage.
04:27I'm going to put a wager on the fact that I'll give it 15 seconds before someone's shirtless.
04:33There'll be no tops on shortly.
04:34What's the name of the group?
04:35We are Agua Company.
04:37We are Salsa Dancers.
04:39Salsa Dancers!
04:40That's not a talent though.
04:42My gran and grand I used to go to a salsa every week.
04:44Dad, you're into salsa aren't you?
04:46No.
04:47No, the dip.
04:49We hope we can bring our energy and our enjoyment to your special judges.
04:55Oh, don't worry.
04:56I'm already enjoyed this.
04:57I know.
04:58Oh, darling.
04:59It's like a line-up of your exes.
05:01That's so rude, but actually you're right.
05:02It is.
05:06It is.
05:07Oh, he's moving his chest.
05:10Oh, my God.
05:10I love a man who can dance salsa.
05:13Throw me around.
05:14You'll never forget being thrown around by that man from the Sheffield Salsa Society, will ya?
05:18No, I loved it.
05:23Oh, they love it.
05:25They love it.
05:26They love it, these lads.
05:27If they were chalky, they'd eat themselves.
05:29Of course they would.
05:35It's a tongue, did they see this tongue?
05:37Come on, get him off, man.
05:40Christy, the bloody dance act on a strip show, man.
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11:00I don't know what the hell it is.
11:01I think I once paid 18 quid for that in Gayle's.
11:07EZ
11:07Happy with them?
11:08Are you happy with them Paul?
11:09İyi.
11:11...Don't turn this around on me!
11:13Paul'un fuming already.
11:15It just doesn't look very attractive.
11:16Ya.
11:17Sometimes vegan food doesn't look attractive though,
11:20you just have to eat it.
11:22Did it crunch?
11:25Interesting flavour.
11:26Interesting?
11:27What does that mean in reality?
11:28When somebody say interesting they usually mean shit.
11:35I'm so sorry.
11:36Do you like it?
11:36I'm so sorry.
11:40Not what you want to be saying.
11:42I mean, I ate one and now I feel physically sick.
11:46Don't get high off your own supply, John.
11:48I made that tartar tan the other day, didn't I?
11:51That was lovely.
11:52Yeah.
11:52Very rustic looking, but lovely.
11:55What do you mean rustic looking?
11:57Ah, you put the crust of your pastry and you passed out for that pigeon, didn't you?
12:02Yeah.
12:03Well, aye.
12:04Have you seen him since?
12:07What, are you trying to say I've killed the pigeon, you?
12:09Well, I'm just saying, have you seen him since?
12:12Because he always used to be on the fence.
12:22In Hall.
12:23Do you know, last night, don't you, for tea, I said to Ray, what do you want for your tea,
12:26Ray?
12:26I said, oh, can we have fish cakes?
12:28We haven't had them for ages.
12:29She met them.
12:30So I met them.
12:31I said, I got the fish and I met them.
12:33Best friends Jenny and Lee.
12:35Lee, at 11 o'clock, I could still smell the fish I'd been round with disinfectant.
12:42It stunk the shelly out.
12:44I said to him this morning, we're not having any more.
12:46To be fair, I wasn't going to say no today.
12:48Do I smell the fish?
12:50It's from them bleeding fish cakes.
12:53Oh, Lee, it was awful.
12:55I'm going to say no, but I'm just glad you've said you've made fish cakes last night.
12:58Yeah, it stunk.
13:00On Saturday night, something big from across the pond had found its way onto Sky.
13:05Pedder's look.
13:06What?
13:07SNL, it's come from America, wrote us a couple of American party courts.
13:12What we need is a laugh, Charles.
13:13Yeah.
13:14Not more gloom-mongering from people like you.
13:16We need cheering up.
13:17It's Saturday Night Live.
13:20Saturday Night Live.
13:22Oh, I hope it's good.
13:23Oh, I know.
13:24I hope it's good.
13:25And your host, Tina Fey.
13:31Yes, don't know who you are, but yay.
13:35Tina Fey.
13:36Oh, Tina Fey, yes, I know Tina Fey.
13:39My name is Tina Fey, here in the UK.
13:43Well, they all know it, aren't they?
13:45Yeah.
13:45She's like the queen of SNL.
13:47No one better to come and start this show.
13:49Tina Fey, you know, from the UK.
13:51Tina Fey, well, she's allowed.
13:53Look at her.
13:55Here in the UK, you might know me as the teacher
13:57from Mean Girls.
14:00I never watched that.
14:01No.
14:02Yeah.
14:02She was the teacher of Mean Girls.
14:03Yes.
14:04So, why do a UK version of SNL?
14:07We were asking the same thing, Tina.
14:09Well, like so many large-scale American operations
14:12these days, no one really knows why.
14:15Ah, that's a joke, Mary.
14:17Hmm.
14:18Do you get it?
14:18Yes.
14:19That's a knock at the wall.
14:20You see, they keep things political and current as well.
14:23OK.
14:23And I'm so excited for you to meet your cast.
14:26They are wonderful.
14:27I can't even begin to understand them when they speak.
14:33Because she's American and they're British.
14:35Yeah, all right, what's it?
14:36I'm just here as a long-time SNL employee to help out
14:41and to answer, like, any questions anyone might have
14:45of what to...
14:46Oh, hi!
14:47Yeah, Nicola Coughlin.
14:49She's from Derry Girls, this girl.
14:51She was also in Bridgerton.
14:52She's famous for Derry Girls.
14:54She's famous for Bridgerton.
14:55What do you watch Bridgerton?
14:56I do.
14:57My question is, if this is SNL UK, then why are you the first host?
15:03Good question.
15:04How do I put this politely?
15:06None of you fuckers would do it?
15:09Well, I don't know.
15:10There were plenty who do it.
15:11One of the lads of blue would be up there.
15:14I'm fucking right.
15:14Well, Duncan would be all over this.
15:16Of course he would.
15:18Yeah.
15:19Time for one more call.
15:20Oh, yes, Graham Norton.
15:23Oh.
15:25Oh.
15:26Where have they dragged Graham?
15:27What the fuck has he got on?
15:29Let me help you.
15:32Let me help you.
15:35I have a gift for making American celebrities likable to a British audience.
15:42He does.
15:43He does.
15:44Hey, I hear you have a really funny story about watching British television as a young child.
15:50Oh, well, yes, actually, growing up, we thought that anything British was educational, so my parents showed us all British
15:58shows, and we used to watch Benny Hill as a family.
16:01What's Benny Hill?
16:02That.
16:05I think.
16:06What about Ab Fab?
16:07Oh, sweetie, darling, you're just a little shop girl, darling.
16:10Keeping up appearances.
16:11Richard!
16:13She's quick.
16:14Monty Python.
16:15That is an ex-parrot!
16:17I think we're a bit young for this.
16:19Yeah.
16:19I remember every one, she's saying.
16:21Fulton Towers!
16:22Nobody mention the war!
16:24Little Britain.
16:26Do you really want me to take that one?
16:29Are you being served?
16:29My pussy is like an alarm clock.
16:34She's actually quite funny, isn't she?
16:39I love that, Mrs. Slocum.
16:42Shh.
16:42Yeah.
16:43Oh, that's all you have ever ever done in.
16:46They're all yours now, Tina.
16:47All yours.
16:48Oh, thank you.
16:48We've got a great show.
16:49Wet Leg is here.
16:50Stick around and watch this.
16:53Woo-hoo!
16:55Woo-hoo!
16:56What's that mean?
16:57It's a long intro, isn't it?
16:59Do you know what?
16:59I'm going to be honest.
17:00I thought it was going to be shite, but it's actually spot on.
17:03Brilliant, isn't it?
17:04Yeah.
17:04Should we have laughed, like?
17:07Huh?
17:08Should we have laughed?
17:12I don't think it's mandatory, but I think that's the essence of the show.
17:16Oh, right.
17:20In Wiltshire...
17:21In Wiltshire...
17:21Oh, right.
17:24Oh.
17:26That's real repulsive.
17:27Oh, what's that terrible noise?
17:28This is the worst one.
17:29Oh.
17:30What's that terrible noise, Mary?
17:32Are you having a...
17:32I'm throwing your horrible anoraks down.
17:35Oh, Mary.
17:35Giles and his wife, Mary.
17:37What on earth have you left anoraks upstairs for?
17:42Mary, there's no reason to disrespect the anoraks.
17:45I'm just...
17:45Will you please hang them up on the door instead of leaving them?
17:49What were they doing up there, Mary?
17:51Will you go up absentmindedly taking them off?
17:53Because I like them with their statement of identity.
17:56Sorry, Nutter, you mustn't bring them upstairs to the bedrooms.
17:59There's my camouflage anorak.
18:00I haven't seen that for ages.
18:02That makes me virtually invisible.
18:05On Friday, it was troubling news close to home hitting the headlines on the BBC.
18:10Oh, very nice.
18:13Sandwiches.
18:14Corned beef.
18:15Oh, I love corned beef.
18:16I've cut all the crusts off, everything.
18:18Oh, thank you, thank you.
18:20Have you got any piccadilly?
18:21I'm sweating my tits off.
18:23What, for cutting a crust off?
18:29Bloody hell.
18:30Cookie!
18:31You may have noticed if you've started buying Easter eggs this year,
18:34that you're paying more for less.
18:37Finally, and you don't have an opinion about.
18:39We never got Easter eggs at Christmas.
18:42Christmas.
18:42Well, you won't get Easter eggs at Christmas, would you, Lee?
18:45We never need that.
18:47According to the Consumer Group,
18:49which the traditional chocolate treats are being hit by shrinkflation,
18:52with prices going up, our products definitely seem to be getting smaller.
18:57Oh, yeah, you can't get a thick egg anymore.
18:59Do you know, loads of people are talking about this round the park.
19:02Are they?
19:03Yeah.
19:03We was chatting about it only yesterday.
19:06It's true.
19:07I thought I'd been going mad over the last few years.
19:10I thought, is it just that my hands are grown-up size now?
19:14Or have Easter eggs got smaller?
19:16The Consumer Group, Witch, has been taking a look at Easter eggs.
19:19Across a number of the big supermarkets,
19:21it found that with some chocolate eggs, we are paying more for less.
19:25Jesus would fucking close the cave door if you heard this shit.
19:28I mean, it's just as well we've got Witch, really, isn't it?
19:33Because if we didn't have Witch, we wouldn't know all this.
19:37Take, for example, the extra-large Galaxy Egg.
19:40It would have set you back around £5 last year
19:43for about 250 grams of chocolate.
19:4540 grams down in a pound up.
19:47That's what I'm seeing there.
19:48Disgusting.
19:49Oh, my God, you bastard.
19:50That's scum, that is.
19:51That's a different level of scum.
19:53This year, it's nearly a pound more for a lighter version.
19:57We're getting hit at every angle.
19:58You know, even the Easter Bunny's wearing a masculine stride jumper there.
20:02Yeah, disgusting.
20:03And with the Cadbury Mini Eggs milk chocolate egg,
20:06again, it's price up but weight down.
20:08Not the Mini Eggs.
20:09I know, I know.
20:10Mini Eggs are already mini.
20:12Exactly.
20:13They're like mini-mini now.
20:15Yeah.
20:15Mini-mini-mini eggs.
20:17The inflation on chocolate is considerably higher
20:20than other grocery items,
20:22and consumers are noticing that.
20:24You'd want to go out with Lisa,
20:26who's a consumer expert round the shop,
20:28wouldn't you?
20:29She'd be like, put that down.
20:31I don't know.
20:32Don't have that.
20:33And this does seem to be a bit of a trend
20:35in the chocolate aisle.
20:37We know about shrinkflation.
20:39We know about skimflation.
20:41They'll stop saying,
20:42now, would you give somebody your last roll off?
20:44Because you wouldn't, would you, now?
20:46Do you know how much it's golf?
20:47Yeah, I'll save it for myself.
20:49Is it making us healthier, though?
20:51Don't start that.
20:52No?
20:52Don't give them a skate talk.
20:53Yeah.
20:54If you're buying an Easter egg,
20:55you're not doing it to track your calories, are you?
20:57Yeah.
20:58No-one's putting an Easter egg in my fitness, pal.
21:01Manufacturers have faced tough choices.
21:03Some have cut the amount of cocoa they're using.
21:06You can tell, because it doesn't taste the same, does it?
21:08So they're probably cutting a bit of cost for less cocoa
21:10and still charging the same old shrinking stuff.
21:12I've never seen you so angry.
21:14I don't like the economy right now, Callum.
21:17Take these examples.
21:18They can actually no longer officially be called chocolate
21:22because they don't have enough cocoa in them.
21:24What, penguins?
21:26I love penguins.
21:28I know you do, come down.
21:29It's gone from a penguin to a piss tank.
21:32It's not only big brands affected by this,
21:34small independent businesses are too.
21:37Other people have alcohol and cigarettes.
21:39I do feel I want 400 calories of chocolate per day
21:43because life's unmanageable without it.
21:46So I treated myself to a bag of mini eggs.
21:48Jesus Christ, I'm still paying them off.
21:50Yeah.
21:52Can you take Klarna for this Easter egg, please?
21:54Can I Klarna these in mini eggs, please?
22:04Enough London.
22:06So there's many things I'm going to start doing
22:08while I need this week, you know.
22:10I've got the keto diet I'm starting on Monday.
22:12You're not all going on diets, like...
22:14Is it?
22:15I might as a joint as well, like...
22:16Who else is going on diet?
22:18Mum says she's going to do some sort of challenge with you.
22:20She wants to see who's going to lose more weight
22:22between you and her.
22:23Sisters Amira and Amani.
22:26Yeah, that's what she was telling me yesterday.
22:28That is messed up.
22:29Yeah, she goes, I'm going to go on a challenge with Amira.
22:31Like, I'm going to see if I can do better than her.
22:34That's what she was telling me.
22:35My own mum won't even let me be my skinny legend self.
22:39What?
22:39She's going to lose weight faster than you.
22:43That's going to be so funny.
22:45It's a good thing you told me,
22:46because I feel like that motivated me even more
22:48to beat Mum at her own game.
22:50Go ahead.
22:51That has just fuelled me to the next level.
22:54On Saturday, there were some naughty celebs
22:57up to no good on ITV.
22:59What's going on with Till?
23:00Oh, what's wrong with her?
23:02Oh.
23:05Oh.
23:07You're not bringing spooks back in the house,
23:09do you look at Till?
23:10When we were younger,
23:10you used to pull bear pranks on me.
23:12Do you remember?
23:12When I used to be gullible.
23:15Yeah, do you remember?
23:17This sprawling estate is the home
23:19of six brand-new TV shows.
23:21I love that venue, wherever that is.
23:24Beautiful.
23:25Hypothetical wedding.
23:26Welcome to Couple Girls.
23:28Woo!
23:28Welcome to The Applicant.
23:31I'm confused already.
23:32But what none of them know
23:34is that all of these shows are totally fake.
23:38Sneaky.
23:39But the contestants are a bit daft, aren't they?
23:41Going on a fake show.
23:42They don't know it's fake.
23:43That's because hidden in the basement
23:45is Mission HQ.
23:46Hold up.
23:47What?
23:48There's a whole new level now.
23:49Home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
23:53I'm definitely going to the saboteur!
23:55My head is absolutely spinning
23:57with what this could be about.
23:59I think I might have to write this down.
24:01Tonight, the celebrities take on
24:03their very first fake show,
24:05The Applicant.
24:06Is that an apprentice feel?
24:07Fake show.
24:08The Applicant, is that a show?
24:10That's a fake show.
24:12Welcome to The Applicant.
24:14Over the next two days,
24:15you will be competing
24:16in a series of tasks
24:18to test if you can thrive
24:20in the competitive world of business.
24:22So these are the daft contestants
24:24that think they're going on to a real show.
24:25Team Blue Vision.
24:27You will be hosting
24:28a wellness and yoga away day.
24:31Corporate away day.
24:32Team building exercise.
24:34Kill me now.
24:35So we'll be required to make
24:36a homemade rejuvenating face mask
24:38for the guests.
24:39So we're going to say
24:39this one includes matcha.
24:41They'll put matcha
24:42in fucking anything.
24:43Honestly,
24:44I'll wait until they start
24:44putting on chips or something.
24:47Mission alert.
24:48Here we go.
24:49What are they going to do?
24:50Jump.
24:50Disguised as an armchair.
24:52What?
24:53Armchair.
24:53That's quite something.
24:55Yeah.
24:55Have you ever disguised
24:56yourself as an armchair?
24:57I've disguised myself as a hat
24:59but not as an armchair.
25:00You must ruin the face mask mix
25:02by adding too much green powder
25:04so it stains the client's skin.
25:06Oh!
25:08No!
25:10Gee, Sarah,
25:10are we going to do that?
25:12Joel, we can see you.
25:14You look amazing.
25:15Oh, that's an armchair, Mary.
25:17That's funny.
25:20Oh, he's in.
25:21He's landed.
25:24So...
25:24He actually does look like a chair now.
25:26He does, he does.
25:26That's so clever.
25:28Joel, Team Bluefish is moving.
25:29They're on the move.
25:32That is sport, isn't it?
25:34You're not really going to think
25:35someone's a fucking fake armchair,
25:37are you?
25:37You going to see how
25:38Emma's getting on with the yoga?
25:39Let's get it.
25:39Let's do it.
25:40Let's go.
25:41This is his moment.
25:44There he is.
25:45Go on, Joel.
25:47It is childish, isn't it?
25:50You're going to need to add some water.
25:52Oh!
25:53That's so much.
25:54I don't think we need to overthink it.
25:56It'll be fine.
25:57Oh, he's gone even more.
25:58He's put the full lot in.
26:00Well, go hard or go home?
26:01Do you mind if I put this face mask on your face?
26:04Thank you.
26:05Oh, God.
26:06This is going to be so awful.
26:08Only the best and most premium products
26:12for our guests
26:13at the Blue Vision Retreat.
26:16That is so green.
26:17Look how relaxed they look.
26:19Little do they know
26:20that when they finish,
26:21they'll look like the Hulk.
26:22Does this have magic ingredients in it?
26:25It does.
26:25It sure does.
26:26Okay, ladies.
26:27It's time to remove your mask.
26:29Oh, good look.
26:30Oh.
26:33Bring it on.
26:35It's not going to...
26:36It's not going to stain our face, is it?
26:39Yes, it will.
26:40Oh!
26:41That's rank.
26:42I look like Shrek.
26:46You do look like Shrek, lady.
26:49If you just scrub gently,
26:50just in circular motions,
26:51it will come off.
26:52No, it's not Emma.
26:57Oh!
26:59Oh, she looks like Kermit the Frog.
27:02Oh, she's making it worse.
27:05I feel like they put too much
27:06of a certain ingredient
27:07in the face mask.
27:08That's it.
27:09Blame somebody else.
27:10He always does.
27:15Well, that's a very silly programme, Nutty.
27:18Very silly.
27:19But it did make us laugh once or twice.
27:21Once or twice would be enough.
27:23In spite of our serious selves.
27:24You once tried to say that I'd sabotage you
27:27by putting chewing gum in your hair
27:29the night before prom.
27:30You fucking did.
27:31No, I didn't.
27:32What happened was is
27:33we were fighting,
27:34I had chewing gum in my mouth
27:35and then I said,
27:36time out,
27:37I've lost my chewing gum.
27:38No.
27:39And you said,
27:39I hope it's in your hair.
27:41You turned around to walk away
27:42and lo and behold,
27:43it was in the back of your hair.
27:45You spat it in my hair
27:47and I had to freeze it out
27:48the night before prom.
27:50Disgusting behaviour.
27:53Mum was on about cutting it out
27:54and I said,
27:55absolutely not.
27:58In Derby.
27:59So I went to the barbers
28:01and then when I was walking past
28:02I saw a sign
28:03and it said that we now do
28:05like nose waxing.
28:07The Siddiquis.
28:08Oh, it's an experience.
28:10So they get this thing,
28:11yeah,
28:11they get the swab
28:11and then cover it
28:13with this like green kind of goo.
28:16Yeah.
28:16Then they shove it up your nose
28:18and then they just go off for a walk
28:20come back
28:21and they yank it.
28:23And he showed it me afterwards as well
28:25how many like hairs came out.
28:26Oh my God.
28:28But that's such a guy thing, isn't it?
28:29He like showed it me
28:30and he's like,
28:30yeah, you impressed with that?
28:31Yeah.
28:33This week,
28:34something creepy
28:35was going on on Netflix.
28:37There's a woman
28:40renting a house in Ham,
28:42H-A-M,
28:44the village
28:46currently with a ghost in it
28:47and she doesn't know
28:48if it's her job
28:49or the landlady's job
28:51to have the ghost evicted.
28:53Oh.
28:56I don't think I want to watch this sleep.
28:58Oh, go on.
28:59I want to get a good night's sleep.
29:00I don't think I'm going to get
29:01a good night's sleep watching this.
29:02if something very bad
29:04is going to happen.
29:16five days until I do so.
29:18In other words,
29:19five days to the wedding.
29:21Leave at your own chosen speed.
29:24Oh, she's nodding off.
29:25She's nodding.
29:25Time to pull all of her love.
29:27I'm not the one.
29:29Rachel, come on!
29:31No!
29:31Careful.
29:33Are you okay?
29:34Oh, my God.
29:35Do you want to switch?
29:35We can switch.
29:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:37Why is he not driving?
29:39She's fucking falling asleep, man.
29:44Why are they always driving
29:45off to the middle of the Orwell?
29:47Yeah.
29:47Where are they?
29:52Stopping for a rest.
29:54I would not be going there.
29:55I would not be stopping there.
29:56I would hold my wee
29:58until the next place that I get to.
30:04What you seeing?
30:05What you seeing, Jane?
30:06Dogging.
30:08Oh, my God, Miggy.
30:09Miggy, come here.
30:10What's she seeing?
30:11What's in there?
30:12Look.
30:13Oh, my God.
30:14Do you think it's okay?
30:16A baby?
30:17Like, what's this all about?
30:20Okay, stay here.
30:21I'm going to go check the bathroom.
30:23No, no, don't get separated from him.
30:26Happy baby.
30:28Oh, God's sake.
30:32Oh, look at the state of that.
30:34And that's the women's.
30:34I'd hate to see the men.
30:41Why are they all locked?
30:42Who's left the baby in the car?
30:44There's only one car in the car park.
30:45I checked the men's room.
30:47There's no one in there.
30:48Oh, fuck, no service.
30:49Oh, there's never no service when you want it, is there?
30:51Okay, but I think one of us should stay here with the baby
30:53and the other one should drive to the nearest gas station
30:55or restaurant or whatever and call for help.
30:56I'd say I'll go to the gas station.
30:58No way could I stay there like that,
31:00waiting for somebody to come.
31:05Why are all the services derelict and creepy?
31:11Hi, hi, excuse me.
31:13There's a, like, a rest stop, I don't know, 20 miles south of here.
31:1620 miles!
31:17She's drove 20 miles!
31:18We found a baby abandoned in a car
31:21and I think that maybe something, like...
31:23Oh, there's someone else there.
31:25There's someone else in the background.
31:27Oh, my God, there is.
31:28You're right.
31:30Benjamin.
31:32Yeah, Benjamin.
31:33She doesn't look like a Benjamin to me.
31:35Is she a ghost?
31:36No, she's not a ghost.
31:37She's something much worse.
31:38She's Gen Z.
31:40Benjamin was the name of the guy who worked here before me.
31:43But he hung himself in the bathroom with an electrical cord
31:45and they were too cheap to get me a name type with my own name on it.
31:48Okay, this is all just looking lovely
31:50and a happy place to hang out and have a beer.
31:53Getting better by the second.
31:54Could you call the cops now, please?
31:55Yeah, yeah.
31:56Wait here, I'll call.
32:01Will they stop this nonsense?
32:04This show, every door is really noisy.
32:09God, she likes fucking toilets, doesn't she?
32:11She's in the toilet.
32:12Why is she going in the toilet again?
32:22Hovering.
32:23Good choice.
32:26Door just opened.
32:35Oh, my God.
32:37Oh, my God.
32:42That is fucking terrifying.
32:43Oh, my God.
32:48Oh, my God.
32:49I would be running out of there.
32:56Oh, yeah.
32:56Oh, yeah.
32:56Get a gun, clear your head.
32:58She was just having a pee and a guy's looked down on her
33:00and she's just like, I'm going to have a gumball.
33:01I'll have a wee gumball, yeah.
33:06There he is.
33:07Oh, my God.
33:08Is that Bill Bailey?
33:12She's got her keys, Reggie.
33:17He's coming, Lee.
33:18He's coming.
33:19You can see him.
33:20You can see him in the bubblegum machine.
33:21I can see him through the glass bowl.
33:26Oh, my God.
33:27She put it straight through his hand.
33:29Oh, God.
33:32He didn't even feel it.
33:33Shit, man.
33:38Is it out yet?
33:39Yeah.
33:43Do you want your key back?
33:47Why is he feeling the hand and looking at the ring?
33:50I'm sure he's the one.
33:52Are you sure he's the one?
33:55Weird.
33:56Ooh.
33:57I remember my sisters asking me that about you.
34:00Did they?
34:00Yeah.
34:01Are you sure he's the one?
34:03Weird.
34:05Having been half scared to death,
34:08Rachel headed back to her fiancé at the service station.
34:14Has she found him?
34:15Is she back?
34:16Is she back?
34:17I can't breathe.
34:19Where's the car?
34:21Where's the baby?
34:22Where's your fella?
34:23The gom.
34:28Oh, yes.
34:29Oh, yes.
34:31No, no.
34:32Turn it off.
34:33Turn it off.
34:33Turn it off.
34:34Too much.
34:34Too much.
34:35For someone who handles horrors well,
34:37you were a bit damsel in distress.
34:39The rest of you were.
34:39What did I do?
34:40Yeah, you were really just a girl's screen.
34:44Yeah, but I can handle it.
34:45It doesn't matter.
34:46I can do like that and then go into like,
34:48a little fight mode, innit?
34:50Will somebody save me?
34:53Oh, God.
35:04In Leeds.
35:05What do you think to my eyebrow pencil?
35:07I did notice your eyebrows looked a little different today.
35:10With this new eyebrow pencil, I feel like that the colours are a bit different and it makes them look
35:15like they've been drawn on with a Sharpie.
35:17Yeah, they do look a bit Sharpie-ish.
35:19I didn't want to say.
35:20Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
35:22I don't mind Sharpie eyebrows.
35:24Do you not think my eyebrows are Sharpie-ish?
35:25No, that yours looks softer than mine.
35:29Maybe I'll just, maybe it's my...
35:30It's your application.
35:31Maybe it's my application.
35:32Maybe it's my technique.
35:34I think it probably is.
35:35Can't polish a turd.
35:37No.
35:37But you can draw eyebrows on it.
35:41On Tuesday, there was something soft and fluffy on Channel 4.
35:46Do you remember when I took my gran's neighbour's dog out for a walk?
35:49Bertie, Bertie was a whippet.
35:51She ran home.
35:52A bit away from you.
35:54I turned down.
35:54The fucker was gone.
35:59I mean, I personally feel about Merlin.
36:02The reason he makes me so happy is that I know that in his little head he doesn't know about
36:07anything other than walks, dog food and cuddling.
36:12Oh, no, I think he knows about a lot of...
36:15He doesn't know about Putin, Ukraine.
36:18He does.
36:18He's very...
36:19He doesn't.
36:20He's very interested in the Iran conflict.
36:22He is not.
36:23And the inconsistencies in Trump's behaviour.
36:26Every year, Wood Green takes in over 600 dogs.
36:30Good lads.
36:32Each one looking for a forever home.
36:34Oh, look.
36:35They're all lovely.
36:37The newest arrival is on his way.
36:40Oh, that looks like a cockapoo.
36:42Yep.
36:42So, tell me, who have we got here?
36:44This is Ozzy.
36:45He is eight months old.
36:47Ozzy.
36:48Is he being left at the pound?
36:50We are in the process of moving internationally.
36:52Oh.
36:53She's in shock here.
36:54She can't believe this.
36:55She can't.
36:56Look at her.
36:57Leaving the dog behind.
36:58What?
36:58We've weighed up the various different factors, if you like, with taking Ozzy with us.
37:04There's vaccinations, there's the quarantine, there's the flight, there's temperature.
37:09That must be so hard.
37:11Oh, no.
37:11You get a dog and then eight months later, you have to move and you have to potentially give the
37:16dog out.
37:16Actually, he's clearly doing the right thing.
37:18Doing the right thing.
37:19By staying here with Ozzy while you leave, if that's okay.
37:23Cheers.
37:23Thank you very much.
37:24Take care.
37:24Bye-bye.
37:25Bye-bye.
37:25Oh, he's leaving.
37:26Oh, can't it all.
37:28Oh, bless him.
37:29Oh, that's got to be heart-breaking, mate.
37:31Oh, look at Oz.
37:32Oh, I know.
37:32It's okay, buddy.
37:35Oh, don't show this.
37:37Where's my dad going?
37:38Where's my dad?
37:40With mum and dad in tow, animal-obsessed Aurora is keeping all of her options open.
37:46Look at her with a little dog teddy and a dog jumper.
37:49She's on a mission to get a dog today, isn't she?
37:51Have you discussed who's going to be doing all the different jobs with this dog?
37:55Who's going to be?
37:56Oh, she's gorgeous.
37:59We have discussed who's going to do jobs because we've said you need to do some of these jobs,
38:04don't you?
38:05Clean up after it and wipe his feet.
38:07It's been in the garden.
38:08She's like, what did I agree to again?
38:11Yeah.
38:11I don't really know.
38:12I agreed to something, but I don't really know.
38:15You clean up after it and you wipe his feet.
38:19Get it hard worked out, Aurora.
38:22Come on, mate.
38:23This way.
38:23Whoa, buzzing.
38:24Oh, here he comes.
38:25Come on, Aussie.
38:26I love this part.
38:28It's like the first meet.
38:30Oh, his hair.
38:34Here he is.
38:35Oh, look.
38:37What will she think?
38:38Oh, Aussie.
38:41Look at Aurora's face.
38:43So, he's very into everything.
38:44He is a social battlefield.
38:45Oh, she's not frightened of him, is she?
38:48No, no, don't run away from him.
38:50He's fine.
38:51He's just got a wet mouth.
38:52I think Aurora's a bit cautious, isn't she?
38:55Yeah, she is, yeah.
38:59I know.
39:00Well, this isn't going as I thought it would.
39:03Calm down.
39:03The mum's panicking now because she's thinking have we made the right decision here.
39:07Yeah.
39:08This is going to be a McDonald's on the way home.
39:10Yeah.
39:10Crying.
39:11Trying to smooth things, don't we?
39:13Oh, there.
39:14There we go.
39:15Go and get him a toy.
39:17Go on, Aurora.
39:18Good girl.
39:19What can you see in there?
39:20This toy he might like.
39:22Yes, right.
39:23No, no, no.
39:23Look.
39:24Whoa!
39:25Ha-ha-ha!
39:26Hey, look.
39:27She's playing with him, Mum.
39:28Yeah.
39:29Look at that.
39:30Is he going to bring it back, though?
39:31Whoa!
39:32Ha-ha!
39:33Ha-ha!
39:33Oh, she's having fun now.
39:36Whoa!
39:37Oh, oh.
39:38Hey, she didn't flinch, though.
39:40They're becoming friends now.
39:42She's bonding with him.
39:43She's bonding with him.
39:45I see.
39:45Ha-ha.
39:46Come on.
39:46I see.
39:47Oh, I think he wants me.
39:50Oh!
39:51He's sitting down.
39:53Yes!
39:53That's what I want to hear.
39:56Well done, I see.
39:58Well done.
40:01Well done.
40:06Stop it.
40:07There we go.
40:08Stop it.
40:08Now it's all perfect.
40:10He's making friends with me.
40:13That's sweet, isn't it?
40:15He's making friends.
40:18That is really, honestly, in a world full of shit, how lovely is that?
40:23Really nice.
40:24Oh, my God.
40:25That is just adorable.
40:26Yes.
40:27That was really lovely.
40:28You're crying.
40:29Are you?
40:30Yeah, slightly.
40:32No, no, no.
40:33So, I'm booking us in to go to the doghouse.
40:37No, we're not.
40:39No.
40:39Why?
40:40Not yet.
40:40We would think about it, but I know if you go there, you'll just come back with a dog.
40:44I can give an old boy another chance in life, like you.
40:47So, thanks, Charlie.
40:51In Leeds.
40:53Have you recovered from Southport Weekender because we lost our voices?
40:56I was going to say, up until yesterday, I was a bit croaky.
40:59Mate, I definitely clocked up about 85,000 steps that weekend.
41:02I know.
41:03Best friends Danielle and Daniella.
41:05They say ravers burn more calories than gym goers.
41:08Oh, absolutely.
41:10They were telling me, in my raving days, at my, like, pinnacle of my raving days, I was
41:15svelte.
41:16Same.
41:17I was...
41:17Same.
41:18Body.
41:19Same.
41:20And then you're adding the heels.
41:21My toes were like that.
41:23But my body.
41:24Body.
41:25With them ginger toes, but body.
41:30Oh, man, take me back.
41:32On Sunday night, contestants were playing cat and mouse in a new high-stakes game show
41:37on Channel 4.
41:39I've seen this advertised.
41:40Looks all right, this.
41:41It looks like basically one bunch of people chasing a lot of people.
41:44I don't hide and seek.
41:45Sounds cracking.
41:46We're resorting to child games now.
41:48Yeah.
41:49Because we're ruining out of game show ideas.
41:51Next, it's going to be hopscotch or something like that.
41:53It might be a bloody Red Rover, won't it?
41:56Ten players will fight to win up to £100,000.
42:01You don't even need to pay me to do this.
42:04Can I just say it?
42:05You do it for free.
42:05Well, I'll do it for free.
42:06Just for fun.
42:07Hitted against each other as prey...
42:11I'm feeling so nervous right now.
42:13...versus predator.
42:14Do you know who'd be good at this?
42:15Sue from Running Club.
42:17Yes, you would.
42:17Oh, I hate being chased.
42:19I have nightmares about that, you know.
42:20Oh, do you?
42:21Oh, terrible.
42:22And they never catch me.
42:23God knows how.
42:24Well, I must be fast in me dreams.
42:30You love the Hunger Games and all that sort of stuff, too.
42:34The thrill of the chase.
42:35Yeah.
42:36What's the chase is over?
42:37Who cares?
42:40Yeah, you chased me for so long and then, you know, got me.
42:43It was the easiest hunter I've ever had.
42:45Yeah.
42:46Predators, your task is simple.
42:49Hunt the prey.
42:51Surely you want to be the predator.
42:52What group would you want to be in, the prey or predators?
42:55I need to see the benefits above.
42:56Yeah.
42:57Yeah.
42:58If one of you catches a prey, you will swap roles in the game.
43:02Oh, so the prey doesn't die.
43:04The prey just becomes a predator.
43:06Each night, one predator will be voted out of the contest.
43:11Oh, so you're safe for being prey.
43:13You'd think that being a predator would be a good thing,
43:15but in this game, it's not.
43:16You don't want to be a predator.
43:17You want to be prey.
43:18At the end of this hunt, if any five of us are still predators,
43:22the rest of us who have become prey, they're back.
43:25They're plotting, Mary.
43:27Trying to scheme already, you know.
43:28Trying to form alliances.
43:29Prey are the only ones that get a say in the cull,
43:33so Nathan has proposed a pact.
43:35Pact.
43:35What's the pact?
43:36Right, we've got a pact.
43:37Already, they've only just met each other.
43:39As long as we convert the majority of us into prey,
43:42we're all safe.
43:43Yeah.
43:43Nathan's basically put his hat in the ring here and said,
43:45look, us lot, we've got to stick together as predators.
43:49So these five are on the back foot, aren't they?
43:51By the end of today, they need to be prey.
43:53Three, two, one.
43:59Go.
44:00Get out of there!
44:01It's basically a big game of TIG.
44:03In the woods.
44:04For adults.
44:06For money.
44:08Fuck's sake.
44:09After Predator Roy caught Shelley,
44:11he was then on the run as prey.
44:15Who's that?
44:17Oh, he's spotted someone.
44:18Oh, there's another one, there's another one, there's another one.
44:21No way.
44:22Out of all the people I had to see,
44:24this damn forest,
44:25it had to be you.
44:26It's fucking Roy.
44:28It's Roy!
44:29This is going to test the alliance now,
44:30because he's the first one to switch over.
44:33He's the first one caught again.
44:34See this pond?
44:35Yeah.
44:36There's another...
44:36I really want to catch you.
44:38What?
44:38Did he just say I really want to catch you?
44:41It was his idea!
44:42Nathan's the guy that suggested the pact.
44:44Yeah.
44:45No, Nathan!
44:47He's funny.
44:48Nathan didn't even hold back.
44:49He just went,
44:50shut up for a minute.
44:51I really want to catch you.
44:52We can't start turning each other in the first hunt.
44:55I'm not going to catch you,
44:56because I like the game plan.
44:57Tempting though, wouldn't it?
44:58Oh, I'd have done it.
44:59I know you would.
45:00You just suck that pact off the minute it was made.
45:04Players, the Glade is now reopened.
45:06The hunt will conclude in 10 minutes.
45:09Oh, 10 minutes left.
45:11Are we back to the Glade?
45:12Are we all starving?
45:14Yeah.
45:14Oh, come on.
45:16Ready to pounce.
45:18It's Nathan!
45:19It's Nathan again!
45:20No!
45:21Nathan's coming out.
45:23Nathan's coming for Roy.
45:25Oh, Roy!
45:26Come on, Roy!
45:27Oh, my God!
45:28He is tall!
45:29Nathan, you shit!
45:31Sorry.
45:32I'm sorry, I'm going to do it!
45:34Oh, no!
45:35Oh, I cannot believe the cheek of Nathan!
45:39Yes!
45:41No!
45:42Oh, God!
45:43Oh, they got him, but it was Mel who got him.
45:46So, not only has Nathan shown his true colours,
45:49he's also still a predator.
45:51That's Chef's kiss.
45:52This has proper made me what a game of hide-and-seek.
45:55Like, when I lied first,
45:59deal is, it's got to be within the house and the garden.
46:02Give me 30 seconds.
46:04Yeah?
46:05Yeah, so, Sean.
46:06Sound.
46:1415 seconds.