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00:15So, Rach, you are very country-fied, and I'm loving that look.
00:19I'm actually gusted cos I've got the same heart and I've not brought it.
00:26Hello, ladies!
00:27Oh!
00:29She's country, too!
00:30I don't travel light, do I?
00:32I travel expensive.
00:34The whole point of this retreat is to bring us all together.
00:37No more divide, no more upset, no more tears, no more sadness.
00:42Just bring everyone together and feel the love.
00:45Someone else is joining us.
00:47Namina!
00:48There she is!
00:49See, I don't travel that light, you know.
00:52There you go.
00:52I'm really happy for Namina to be on our trip.
00:55I am welcoming to all.
00:58It's just that everybody needs to remember to mind their own business.
01:02So, are we all excited, ladies?
01:04Yeah, we are.
01:04This is a transform each and every one of your lives.
01:07Scream, wanna shout, yeah, cos every day we've been in so bad.
01:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, we just can't get it now.
01:20Could you imagine Lauren as a bus driver?
01:22No.
01:22To be fair, I actually could, you know.
01:24I could see her.
01:25You don't know.
01:25You should be so rude to everyone.
01:27Sorry, I'm not stopping. Sorry. Bye. I've got somewhere to go.
01:30I'm bored now.
01:32I've got lots of activities, so I hope you ladies are not bored.
01:35Ah! You're morphing into me?
01:37Yes! We're morphing into each other,
01:39but I'm not as competitive as you, Rachel.
01:41I am so not competitive, and I hate games,
01:44and I hate being told what to do. But it's fun.
01:47But it's bonding. It gets us all together as a group.
01:49This is a sisterhood now, the sisterhood.
01:52I'm actually really excited. We're having so much fun on the bus.
01:55I'm so excited for this trip, and it's so lovely for Mambika to invite me.
01:59Oh! We're almost here, ladies!
02:06Wow!
02:09From home to home, ladies.
02:17Let's go!
02:18Whoo! We're here!
02:22In the Derbyshire Hills. Smell the fresh air, ladies.
02:30Oh, no!
02:31Nani!
02:32Are you all right?
02:33Are you all right?
02:34I did not do that, everyone.
02:37I didn't touch her.
02:38I was so busy looking over that.
02:41I've got my knee brace with me.
02:43Who the hell brings a knee brace on a holiday?
02:47Like, am I with a bunch of OAPs?
02:49Like, who am I with?
02:50Let's get in, ladies.
02:51Let's get a glass of champagne.
02:53That's the way to make an arrival.
02:59And Pika.
03:00I know.
03:01This is zen.
03:03This is tranquil.
03:05Oh, this is gorgeous.
03:09Can you feel the love naked?
03:11Can you feel the love?
03:12And Pika, you've done good!
03:15Yeah!
03:16You could be stark bought naked all day long
03:18because you've got no-one who's going to overlook.
03:20Literally, could you imagine?
03:21Could you?
03:22It's absolutely stunning.
03:24Wow.
03:27I am so excited to be having such good vibes
03:30in the house with all the girls.
03:31But one thing is really getting on my tits.
03:34I've heard nothing from Seema.
03:36And quite frankly, I think that's fricking rude.
03:38I just think it's very bizarre that I haven't had an RSVP
03:42to say that, unfortunately, I can't make it.
03:45I think that worries me a little bit
03:47because it's not really like Seema.
03:48Well, maybe she's seeing how she goes throughout the morning.
03:50I hope there's no bad feeling or anything
03:52because I've put all this on
03:53because I want us to all have a bit of bonding time.
03:56So unless she's, like, in a hospital bed,
03:57I think she would have texted me.
03:58Why don't we wait and see what comes out?
04:01Because to be perfectly honest,
04:02I think she's actually lucky she didn't go on that party bus.
04:08This is the crown jewel of all the jewels.
04:11So we're together, Lauren.
04:12We don't need to cross the corridor from each other.
04:15I'm loving all these details.
04:23Very nice, Zampika.
04:25Very handsome.
04:25This is Lauren's room, then.
04:26No, this is Zampika's room.
04:27This is Zampika's room.
04:28Yeah, it's gorgeous.
04:29Beautiful.
04:30Does that say pheasant or peasant?
04:32Pheasant.
04:32I'm not sure you've got a degree.
04:34I have got a degree.
04:35We're going to go up to the western wing.
04:38Namina's room now.
04:39Look.
04:40Oh, wow.
04:41Beautiful.
04:42I love this.
04:43You've got a full poster.
04:43Beautiful.
04:45Oh, wow.
04:45Nice big shower and a bath.
04:48You know, loving it.
04:49I've saved the best till last, so I just thought this is very quaint, very cosy.
04:55Oh, my favourite.
04:55I love a snuggly room.
04:58Coals is snuggly.
05:00Coals look.
05:01They're basically like twin rooms, aren't they?
05:02OK.
05:03Jack and Jill, Jack and Jill.
05:04If I've not got a shower, though, because I really need a shower.
05:07Is she joking?
05:08Who is she trying to convince?
05:10I'm in the smallest room with no shower.
05:12Well done on your upselling skills, Zampika, but it's not working around me.
05:16So, if we wanted to have a shower, where would we go?
05:19Right downstairs, there is a multi-use bathroom.
05:23All right, cool.
05:23OK.
05:24OK, well, thank you.
05:25Well, it is lovely, isn't it?
05:26It's cute.
05:27It's very, very cute.
05:28I'm happy.
05:29I'm like that!
05:42I'm f***ing knackered.
05:49Straight up.
05:50Oh, Tanya!
05:52Thank God.
05:52Oh, my God.
05:53You're only coming for a night, you know.
05:54Oh!
05:55Why are you coming for a serious wedding?
05:57Where's the bloody bottler?
05:58Well, that baggage is nowhere near as heavy as the baggage that I've been carrying all the way here.
06:03Wait till you find out what I've heard from Zima, Ampika.
06:06I mean, I just don't think I can keep it to myself any longer.
06:09It's only one night, you know.
06:11Yes.
06:11That is a serious amount of clothes.
06:13Well, it's my make-up.
06:14It's my natural beauty in there, Ampika, you know.
06:17I'm just thrilled that you're away from being footy, Mum, and you can actually just relax.
06:21Oh, there's no relaxing for me, Ampika.
06:23All the way here, I'm going, don't tell the girls, Tanya, don't tell the girls, don't do it, don't, don't,
06:27don't do it.
06:28I'm going, I'm just going to explode.
06:32I heard that Lauren's been saying that Noreen is a geg.
06:36Have you?
06:37I know.
06:38I don't know if Noreen knows that or not.
06:40What is a geg?
06:41It's like a gegger, a geg.
06:43It sounds like a when I spit something out.
06:48I don't know what a gegger is.
06:50It's like a geg.
06:51There's no other words, it's like a geg, like she's gegs on.
06:53What do you mean, like a busybody?
06:56It's not like you're not invited, it's just like, yeah.
06:59Tag her on, like a clinger on her.
07:02Yeah, yes.
07:03Like a clinker.
07:04What's a clinker?
07:05You know, like that poo you can't get off your bum.
07:08I'll win it.
07:09I don't know.
07:21Oh, bless you.
07:22You've got your trousers down.
07:24I couldn't get Lamar.
07:25Fur coat, no knickers.
07:26Can I have that?
07:27Bright red knickers.
07:27Oh, gosh, it is actually swollen, isn't it?
07:29Do you think I'm going to make a fuss?
07:33I can't believe it, she's gone down like a sack of shit.
07:37No, no, no, no, no.
07:38Are you okay?
07:39I'm okay.
07:40I didn't know what to say out there when they were saying about femur and that she hadn't let.
07:44She would never, you know, let anyone down.
07:47She like, she wears a heart on the sleeve and if there's anything she would say, well, listen,
07:50sorry, I can't make it today.
07:51She sent me a voice note as to what's wrong and I'll play at you so you can understand.
07:55No, I'm not good on it.
07:57I've got really bad acute pain in the left side of my abdomen.
08:02I've had a CT scan.
08:04She's given me, like, different things that it could be but, like, I'm not really looking into
08:09any of it.
08:09I just try to keep an open mind and I am in so much pain.
08:14I don't want them making it into a big thing because it seems they're jumping on
08:17her at the moment with things.
08:19The speech, the farewell speech wasn't quite to everyone's taste and now why should not
08:23anyone know?
08:23She sounds terrible.
08:30Do you know what though?
08:31I never, I don't, I don't do baths.
08:33No, I don't do baths either.
08:35I'm a shower person.
08:35Me either.
08:36I don't really do baths.
08:36But we're doing baths tonight.
08:38Well, we'll be having double bubble baths.
08:40So, obviously, at the 80s night, I spoke with Namina after the kind of conversation that
08:44you guys had.
08:45She felt a bit like, oh, why did Sheena tell me to whatever you said?
08:49She said, I think I should leave.
08:51And I said, I think you should.
08:52Yeah.
08:53I'm going to leave this conversation because I just feel like I can't say anything anyways.
08:56Yeah, I think you should.
08:57Yeah.
08:57Sorry.
08:57I think you should leave.
08:59Because I'm talking to Seema.
09:01You're constantly batting in and getting involved.
09:03I'm allowed to say, well, it's my opinion.
09:05No, it's my opinion.
09:06And nobody asked, so.
09:08And I think she took that probably with a bit of offense.
09:11And I said to her, no, no, it was meant in offense.
09:12So she took it in the right, in the right context.
09:15Yeah.
09:16How are things with Sheena?
09:17Because that was all a bit, well, I felt like we didn't leave it like on a good note.
09:22And all when we left the other night.
09:24She was really, like, harsh to me, you know, in that conversation.
09:27And at one point, I was like, you know what?
09:29This is not going anywhere.
09:30I'm going to stand up.
09:31So I literally took my glass.
09:32I was like, you know what, ladies?
09:33I'm going to leave you to it.
09:34She turns around and says, yes, I think you should leave.
09:38I'm telling you something.
09:39I'm not being spoken to.
09:40So I just put my glass down and went to sit.
09:42And I was like, you know what?
09:42I'm not leaving anywhere.
09:44So I didn't like that tone.
09:46But saying that, you know, I came with fresh, good energy.
09:49I'm really excited to be with you girls here.
09:51So I feel like it was fine.
09:55Look, someone I barely know decided to give their opinion on something that had nothing
10:01to do with them.
10:02So did I snap?
10:05Absolutely.
10:06Was it justified?
10:07Absolutely.
10:09You've got a lot of chats going on these next couple of days.
10:12So you enjoy.
10:14And we'll see you on the part of us on the way home.
10:23We need to sit up straight, don't we?
10:25Legs crossed.
10:26I think there's so much more than what we think the basics.
10:29I would agree.
10:29I thought she was teaching us how to eat without like...
10:32So my dad was in the army and so we had to go to the big functions.
10:35And he always taught us BMW, which is bread, meal, wine.
10:39Not that we have wine because we were kids.
10:41Bread's always left.
10:42Bread's always left.
10:43Yeah.
10:43Spoon is always on the right.
10:45Oh, all right, girls.
10:47I can tell you were born with silver spoons in your mouth.
10:50Ladies, welcome.
10:51This is Laura.
10:53Hi.
10:54Good afternoon, ladies.
10:55All of us ladies need a bit of a polish up and a refinement on our manners.
11:00So I have searched the globe to find an international etiquette teacher
11:05to teach us the skills of etiquette.
11:07So any questions that anyone's got to ask Laura about rudeness, interrupting,
11:12interrupting in different styles and formats, eye-rolling, selfishness,
11:16what does it look like?
11:17It's a bit rich, Ampika, arranging etiquette lessons.
11:21When she needs them more than anyone, she's got the biggest potty mouth.
11:26Free the nipples!
11:29I would now like you ladies to please take a seat.
11:33We've got a seat for Ampika.
11:36And you know that's it, aren't you?
11:37Right, ladies, I know quite a number of you were dragging the chairs
11:41and there was a lot of noise.
11:43Once you pull your chair out, you want to stand in front of your chair.
11:47Bring your chair slightly forward and then sit down in one go.
11:59Obviously that's not right.
12:07This is a very excellent posture.
12:10Your back is not touching the back of the chair.
12:12Thank you. Thank you. That's wonderful.
12:14Woo!
12:15Are we allowed to woo?
12:17Typically not.
12:17No fun.
12:18Typically not.
12:19We're not allowed to woo when we hear a pop.
12:24I like you because you're like me.
12:27When you're saying something horrible, you smile.
12:29I'm so scared.
12:30So who would like to tell me the first course we're going to eat?
12:34Tanya said it's B-R-W.
12:36B-M-W.
12:37The lady here, I was speaking and she was trying to answer my question.
12:41But it was my answer.
12:43Oh, it's not my answer.
12:44No.
12:45Did I interrupt you?
12:45You did.
12:46Oh, okay.
12:47You did, Paige.
12:48I apologise.
12:49Well, Paige is on her best behaviour, isn't she?
12:50Because she's never apologised for interrupting me before.
12:54Yes.
12:55So, I think in this group we have a tendency of getting involved.
12:59She doesn't normally speak like that, by the way.
13:01I do.
13:02Why is she talking like this?
13:04What's wrong with her?
13:06It's very properly, Paige.
13:07You're from Gloucester.
13:08Okay, I feel like in this group that we all get involved in conversations that
13:12not necessarily we're meant to be a part of and it can then spiral and then the group becomes
13:18fractured.
13:18I'm saying you're asking in general.
13:20Yeah, in general.
13:21You're not pointing fingers, I hope.
13:22No, I'm asking in general.
13:25Okay, Amina, calm down.
13:27It wasn't meant to be personal.
13:29Looks like I've hit a nerve.
13:31Anything you don't want sharing, maybe don't repeat it.
13:35And if you know there's a situation with you and a person, deal with that person directly.
13:42Get a new set of friends.
13:47I enjoyed that, though.
13:49Well, I just, I can't, I've stopped fidgeting.
13:51You're a fidget.
13:52Yes, I know.
13:52I should have worn my sunshine lanyard.
13:54Oh, my God.
13:55How funny was it when Paige changed her accent?
13:57I know.
13:58I have put all our differences to one side.
14:00You don't like her.
14:01I am enjoying the banter that we're having.
14:04You know me.
14:05It takes me a long time to warm up to people.
14:07And then when I do, I'm silly.
14:09Hello, hello, hello.
14:11Hello.
14:11I want to come in for a little chin wag.
14:13You girls all right?
14:14Your ears burning, are they?
14:16They probably are.
14:17I know they always are.
14:19And then Paige just appears like creeping Jesus.
14:23She's like, oh.
14:25Do you guys know if Nermina knows that Lauren's been saying that Nermina's a geg?
14:32Wait, what?
14:33What's a geg?
14:33What's a geg?
14:34Yeah, I don't know what a geg is.
14:36What is a geg?
14:37G-E-G.
14:39Golf, echo, golf.
14:41Is geg even a word?
14:43I don't even know what it means.
14:45Lauren's been calling Nermina a geg.
14:47It's like she geg's on.
14:48Wait, hang on.
14:49How do you know that Lauren thinks that Nermina's a geg?
14:53Seema told me.
14:54Why hasn't Seema told Nermina?
14:55Seema's not here.
14:56She's poorly.
14:57Yeah.
14:57Seema told me that Lauren's been calling Nermina a geg.
15:00And I've been thinking at the table, it just clicked on my head because I thought,
15:03Oh, is that what I'm talking about?
15:05No.
15:06Oh.
15:07This is a fucking movie.
15:08What the fuck?
15:09Seema talking to Ralph even, you two.
15:11Wait, so Seema said...
15:13Oh, my God.
15:13Okay, let's get the facts straight.
15:14So Seema said that Lauren said that Nermina's a geg.
15:20Yes.
15:21And I can't remember if Nermina knows that Lauren's been called...
15:26So we don't know if Nermina knows that she's been called a geg.
15:28This is making it far more fucking difficult.
15:30So do we know that Lauren's...
15:31Stop shouting because you're fucking well in a minute.
15:34Oh, my God.
15:36Before these two went to private school, they need to get their money back.
15:40Absolute bird brains.
15:45It was so lovely to see Tanya today.
15:48I'm really happy she's here as well.
15:50Yeah.
15:50She said to me today, I said, how are all the girls getting on?
15:54And at the moment, I'm feeling like everything's good.
15:55I feel that everyone's happy and everyone's excited.
15:58And she's like, well, Lauren thinks that Nermina's a geg.
16:01I was like, what?
16:02What's a geg?
16:02I don't know.
16:03A geg.
16:04I have no idea what geg means, but it does not sound like a compliment.
16:09So I'm not even sure what a geg is.
16:11I was like, geg?
16:12What is a geg?
16:13You know what?
16:14I'm lost here.
16:15Please, can you tell me what a geg is?
16:18Someone who goes to something they weren't actually invited to.
16:21Someone who butts into or who listens to a conversation.
16:26Someone who tags along.
16:27But you haven't tagged along?
16:28No, I got invited to.
16:29Yeah.
16:30Lauren is pot calling the kettle black.
16:33She does it all the time.
16:34So Lauren, if the cap fits yourself, wear it, sweetheart, and own it.
16:45Tonight, I've told the girls to put on their finest pyjamas.
16:49Because we are having a slumber party.
16:51Peek-a-boo style.
16:53Fun, fun, fun.
16:59Who's ready for a pre-gay party?
17:01Oh, look at you.
17:03We're just waiting for Lauren to get changed.
17:05I know, I was just thinking, Lauren, are you in your gym wear?
17:07What are you in?
17:08I'm in lounge.
17:09I'm in the skims.
17:10Is that what you sleep in?
17:11Do you know, I actually don't sleep in anything.
17:12I'm actually a naked sleeper.
17:14It's healthy.
17:14I sleep naked too.
17:15Do you sleep naked?
17:16No, never.
17:17Sports bra on and Bridget Jones knickers.
17:19You're marrying a billionaire.
17:20I know.
17:21Yeah, it doesn't mind.
17:22He knows the rules.
17:23He knows the rules.
17:23I wear the trousers in the household and say,
17:25after a bad sex, do not touch me.
17:27I put Bridget Jones knickers on.
17:28It holds my stomach in.
17:34There's teenagers in the house.
17:36I want to know what Sheena's secret recipe is,
17:39because that woman is ageing backwards.
17:41I wish that etiquette lady was here now,
17:43and you sat like that.
17:47Lamina.
17:48Hello.
17:51Sexy.
17:52Saving the mask for last.
17:53Wow.
17:54It's a pyjama party.
17:56Why have you come looking for sex?
17:58None of us fancy you, honey bun.
18:00To me?
18:01Who wants for your hubby?
18:03Who wants for your girlfriend?
18:04Well, the whole point of tonight, ladies, is to get the female prowess,
18:09the inner alpha female, that thing between your legs to pulsate and feel magical.
18:15A thing that goes between my legs that makes me feel magical and pulsate tonight.
18:21Hmm.
18:22It's a big vibrator.
18:24Great.
18:25Can't wait to go to bed.
18:26So what we're going to do, ladies, we're going to go outside.
18:29Stop it.
18:29We are going to howl to the moon.
18:33Oh, oh, oh!
18:34Oh, my God!
18:35I definitely feel like Ampika's done this before, because, yeah,
18:39she is a pro at howling.
18:42Oh, oh, oh!
18:44That is not her first time howl.
18:47Come on, then, ladies. Let's go.
18:49Enjoy, girlies.
18:51No, I'm not doing that.
18:52No.
18:54No.
18:54No, no, no, no, no.
18:56I'm just confused about vagina to howl in to...
19:00The moon's going to be like, what the fuck?
19:03We're going to release any pent-up negativity to the moon.
19:07Oh!
19:10I was thinking it's really fucking foggy.
19:13You can't see the moon.
19:17Oh, my God, we're all harmonising.
19:19So we've had etiquette.
19:21Now we're howling at the moon from our vaginas.
19:23Who knows what's going to happen?
19:28We've got a game, ladies.
19:30Because I want to get to know each and every one of you better,
19:33you pull out a question, you read it, and you answer it.
19:36Lauren's question.
19:37Lauren, wake me up.
19:39Who is the biggest gossip in the group?
19:42Oh!
19:45Home truth, I'm getting to know a bit more about you all.
19:48It's me!
19:51I've got the biggest gossip going.
19:53You don't say.
19:54You actually do.
19:56I know.
19:56You do.
19:57I heard you said to Tanya that I was a gag.
20:02I don't even know what a gag is.
20:04I had to go on gag.
20:05What's that?
20:05You told Tanya?
20:06No.
20:07Oh, so you repeated that?
20:09I did it.
20:10I did it.
20:10Well, not to you.
20:12I haven't told Namina.
20:12I've not told Namina.
20:14Right, Namina, wait.
20:15I've told Namina.
20:16Right, no, no, no.
20:17Who's told you?
20:18I told, I told Namina.
20:19And Pika told me.
20:21So, gossip here.
20:22Gossip here.
20:23Gossip on Pika.
20:24Told Tanya.
20:25Tanya told Ampika.
20:27I asked Paige and...
20:29I didn't say anything!
20:31No, Ampika asked.
20:32Ampika told me this.
20:33I was like, oh, shit, you heard too.
20:34I did say what?
20:36What you are?
20:37I'm a gag.
20:37I don't even...
20:38I had to get my phone out.
20:39I never said gag.
20:39I never said gag.
20:40I said beg.
20:42Oh, no.
20:45Lauren, stop talking.
20:47This was a few weeks ago when we all started hanging out together.
20:53I said, Namina, you haven't.
20:56There was a little bit of a gag.
20:58So, I'm not being horrible.
20:59I've been dealing with something serious the last few years.
21:01Yes, you have.
21:02You got better and I'm so happy.
21:04You're putting me as I'm someone outside this group,
21:07trying to be part of the group.
21:08Well, I think what you've said is not really nice to say.
21:11I think it's incorrect.
21:13But it's not incorrect.
21:14You don't speak to anyone.
21:15No, just because we don't speak.
21:16You haven't spoken to Paige.
21:17I do.
21:18First of all, I'm not trying.
21:20That's one thing.
21:20To be part of a group that you've not seen anyone for three years.
21:23I think you're not going to decide if I'm part of the group or not.
21:25I saw Paige.
21:26I'm not going to decide if I'm part of the group or not.
21:27I see her.
21:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
21:29Hold on a minute.
21:30I am not deciding whether you're part of the group.
21:34No, I will.
21:36Wait, wait.
21:37I feel so uncomfortable right now because I really like Namina.
21:40I love Lauren.
21:42I don't know where to put myself.
21:44I feel so awkward.
21:46I will never decide whether you're part of a group.
21:50That would be really unfair.
21:52You just said.
21:53I said you were a beg trying to be part of the group.
21:55I'm not.
21:56I don't think that's a nice thing to say.
21:57You've not hung around with us for three years.
21:59I think you're just rude.
22:00I just think you're rude.
22:01And I'm just going to leave it.
22:02I think I'm rude.
22:02I think you're being very rude.
22:04I'm not being rude.
22:05I said at the very beginning.
22:07You're right, you're not being rude.
22:08You are rude.
22:08You are a bit of a beg.
22:09Rachel, will you take a gift?
22:14I've been dealing with so much shit in my life the last three years.
22:18I'm not being part of any group.
22:19I think you're being extremely rude.
22:21I'm not going after her.
22:22I'm just going to cool down for five seconds.
22:24I'm sad to see her get that hysterical and get really upset,
22:28but she's been here all night and she's had all night to say something.
22:32She's very calculated her.
22:34She knows what she's doing.
22:37I do not want to add fuel to the fire or be mean.
22:40However, in my experience, does Namina get involved where she shouldn't?
22:45Absolutely.
22:46So, does that make her a gig?
22:47Then, yeah, I guess it does.
22:49But this is exactly what she wants.
22:51She's trying to make herself relevant.
22:53I'm not siding with anyone.
22:54I'm just going to go check on her because she is upset.
22:56Do you know what I mean?
22:57Well, you're a beg, too, then, for running off.
22:59Don't call me a beg, Lauren. Come on.
23:01Come on, Lauren. It's not fair.
23:02No one should go off crying in any group situation.
23:04You know what I mean? It's not nice.
23:06I'm not going to call you out in front of a group,
23:08but you and I have the relationship where we tell each other things.
23:11Were you going to tell me to not speak?
23:12No, I'm not going to tell you not speak.
23:13Because I'm not going to listen to that.
23:14I feel like beg is a pretty bad word.
23:16It's called a social climate.
23:18It's the same thing.
23:19Ah, Lauren.
23:20That just hit quite a sensitive nerve,
23:22because I'm thinking, like, the last three years,
23:24you're right, you haven't seen me as much, Lauren,
23:26but I've not been enjoying life.
23:28I've actually been fighting for my life.
23:29And for you to say something,
23:31I'm trying to get back into this group
23:32and be part of the group,
23:33you're being an insensitive bitch.
23:35I'm sorry for my language.
23:36You are being an insensitive bitch,
23:37because I'm lucky and happy and grateful
23:40to be able to be part of this group again.
23:43Because if you asked me three years ago,
23:44I wasn't even sure if I'm going to be here.
23:46And, Pika, I'm going to be totally honest with you now.
23:49Yeah.
23:50This game was only really going to go one way.
23:52If you asked someone personal questions at some point...
23:55Well, can I just tell you something you're actually wrong?
23:56Because this game did not go wrong because of the game.
23:59This went wrong because somebody told her,
24:01and I said she was a beg, which was you.
24:04So, actually, it's your fault, Peekaboo.
24:05But, however, you said it.
24:07Let me have a question.
24:08Forget etiquette.
24:09Who is the most genuine?
24:11Me.
24:13Because I'll tell you exactly how it is.
24:15Oh!
24:16No?
24:27Morning.
24:28Morning, Angel.
24:28How was the patient this morning?
24:30Oh, I didn't have a great night's sleep.
24:32Oh, did you not?
24:32Are you seeing the snow?
24:34I know.
24:34Isn't it gorgeous?
24:35Isn't it?
24:44How old are you now?
24:45You don't look fifted.
24:47Thanks.
24:47I don't think any of us look our age.
24:49I think we all look...
24:50Everyone looks great.
24:51We do things, don't we?
24:52Well, well...
24:53Oh, can we have enough fudges done?
24:55What, are you getting your vaginas tightened?
24:57Not tightened, no.
24:58It's just dropped a bit.
24:59Oh, OK.
25:00I just want it just pulled.
25:01Yeah.
25:02It's just the appearance.
25:04Gravity, really.
25:04Oh, so they're droopy.
25:05Let me show you gravity.
25:08Look at this.
25:08Chelsea Healy and Brooke Vincent posted it.
25:11My fudge, look at that.
25:15You've got a foot on cap or toe.
25:17I can't even see that.
25:19Yours was worse.
25:28Oh, ladies.
25:30We've got an action packed day today.
25:32So excited.
25:34Pulling out all the stops as usual.
25:37So we have got three of us, well, four of us, actually, off to the animal farm for some animal
25:42therapy.
25:45If I get shagged by a sheep, I swear to God, I'm going, no.
25:48And then for you ladies, Paige, Sheena and Lauren, you've got champagne sabarage.
25:55I spend my life around animals and not enough time around champagne.
26:00And Pika, is there any chance we can rejiggle the group?
26:03With a very handsome, sexy gentleman.
26:06Why are you looking at me?
26:08He's going to be doing something extra special with his sword.
26:11I've never heard it called a sword before.
26:13I don't know.
26:14Yeah.
26:19Come on, ladies.
26:21Let's go.
26:22Ooh.
26:23Oh, hi.
26:24Hello.
26:25Well, this is very Game of Thrones.
26:27It is very Game of Thrones.
26:28It's a little fire and a big fire pit.
26:30That is one big sword.
26:33I hope it was hard to use that because, yeah, that would destroy someone.
26:38Oh, I shouldn't say that.
26:45I'm going to be teaching you guys the art of sabarage,
26:48which is opening a bottle of champagne with a sword.
26:52As far as I'm concerned, if we've all got fingers at the end of this...
26:55We're doing good.
26:55We're doing good.
26:56Yeah, I'm fine with that.
26:59We take our bottle, holding it from the bottom to keep my fingers and thumbs out of the way.
27:03So, not even using, like, the sharp tip of the blade.
27:05Just using the base of it.
27:07A few times back and forth.
27:11There we go.
27:18Hi, Claire.
27:19Hi, Claire.
27:20Super excited.
27:21Are you?
27:21Please tell these ladies what we've got in store for them today.
27:24You're going to meet some lovely fluffy alpaca boys, take them for a little walk.
27:27What we've got to be careful of around alpacas is that we actually not to touch them on the face.
27:32If you go towards the face, they're going to spit at you.
27:34And when they spit, it's the contents left of their bowels that they spit at you.
27:40It better not fucking spit on me.
27:46Oh, yeah.
27:47I mean, this is six inches, isn't it?
27:50So, we're dealing with six inches, are we, Tom?
27:53I mean, I'm not good at measurements, so whatever you say, Tom.
27:58Oh!
27:59That was really good.
28:01That was so cool.
28:02That was actually probably one of the best demonstrations I've ever seen.
28:06I'm absolutely delighted.
28:07I never do well in these activities.
28:09And now, I've done it first time.
28:12Yay me.
28:13Lower down the blade where it's a bit heavier.
28:15And make sure you are pushing down into the bottle as you go.
28:18Perfect.
28:19Look at that.
28:21And if you look again, it's taking the top and the glass clean off.
28:25A bit more pressure going down into the bottle.
28:29Perfect.
28:30Oh, well done.
28:31Really good.
28:32Well done.
28:33Very cool.
28:33I really enjoyed that.
28:35Well, it's very bad.
28:36Sheena got the best shot, but I mean, who got the best cleaners cut?
28:38You.
28:38It looks like yours is.
28:43Rachel, you're missing all the fun, Rachel.
28:46Fun?
28:46You've got mirrors on your ceiling, a shower that fits four,
28:49and you think walking that thing round is fun.
28:51What's happened to you?
28:53Come on.
28:53Come on, Winston, you stubborn bugger.
28:55Come on.
28:56Tanya, you are not made for the farm.
28:58That flat cap, Tanya, you look similar.
29:03Claire, do you find them quite affectionate animals, would you say?
29:06They're very nervous, but when you build up the trust, they are.
29:08Aww.
29:08But if you want to go in for a cuddle, you're more than welcome.
29:10Just give him a little stroke on his neck there.
29:12Err, alpaca shit.
29:17I don't know why she keeps doing this to me.
29:20Last time, I had to take a donkey for a walk.
29:22It took me for a walk.
29:27Good, good.
29:29Come on.
29:29Vamos, Ander.
29:33Oh!
29:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
29:37Fucking hell.
29:38Get me out of here.
29:39Can I ask how the therapy's going?
29:41I think Tanya's quite upset.
29:43Tanya, if you like, oh, fuck your shit.
29:50Well, cheers, girls.
29:51Well done.
29:52And thank you, Tanya.
29:53Well done, guys.
29:54Girlies.
29:55Chin chin.
29:55See you later.
29:56Bye.
29:58Bye, guys.
30:02All right, girlies.
30:03Hi.
30:04Hi.
30:04Hi.
30:04How was that?
30:05I loved it.
30:07Wow.
30:07I'm not sure if Tanya agrees, but I had an amazing time.
30:09Thank you, Ampika.
30:10Tanya's walking home.
30:11She stinks.
30:13How's everyone feeling after last night?
30:16How are you feeling?
30:16I am still really upset about it.
30:17I'm not going to lie.
30:18And I don't want to get emotional.
30:20The things that have been said are just really upsetting, you know?
30:23And I felt like I was trying to explain myself and trying to kind of get a word in.
30:28Just escalated really quickly.
30:29And it just genuinely really, really upset me.
30:32I don't agree with Lauren on this particular point.
30:35I like the fact that Namina's in the group.
30:38I don't understand what Lauren's problem is.
30:40What the hell happened last night?
30:44Because I will say, Lauren, like, you were going in.
30:47Like, you were going, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
30:49But was she giving it to get it?
30:51Oh, yeah.
30:52Don't get me wrong.
30:53It's not like that came out of nowhere from Lauren.
30:55I mean, she's been giving it a lot easily to everyone.
30:57She has.
30:58And I do agree.
30:59She started with me.
31:00Yeah.
31:00She started with you.
31:01She's coming for me.
31:02And then it went, yeah.
31:03And I do agree.
31:04I had told her that.
31:05I did say that.
31:05I'm lucky, mate.
31:06You got it.
31:06Yeah.
31:35Yeah.
31:37I don't know why Namina was hanging around with us as a social climber.
31:42Coming to these parties is a bit of a beg.
31:44Are these words harsh?
31:46Yeah.
31:47But Lauren says what she means.
31:49And I don't necessarily disagree with her.
31:52And she explained to me that she is launching a new equestrian outfit.
31:58And she wants to be in the right circles for that.
32:02To promote that.
32:02To promote it.
32:03And I said, I get it.
32:07When I met Lauren and, you know, when I met you girls,
32:09I was a different person back then.
32:11Most of the time, I wouldn't actually fight back.
32:12But I'm a fighter.
32:13I've been through absolute shit in my life.
32:15And I will fight you.
32:16If I have to, I will fight you.
32:17I'm not going to just swallow it because that's the person you are.
32:19With Lauren, it could go one of either two ways.
32:22She could reflect and be apologetic.
32:25Or she could get really defensive and make it worse.
32:28I mean, I really hope that it's not the latter.
32:31I hope that she's...
32:32I hope so, too, because I do not know how I will react at this point
32:34and moment of time.
32:35You know, I just don't know.
32:49Tonight, I've really pulled out the stops.
32:51I've spared no expense.
32:53I've got two chefs from London to make sure that the food is on point.
32:57I want this to be the most lovely, warm, welcoming,
33:01last supper that we have together to finish the retreat off.
33:07I'd like everyone to be seated.
33:10Remember how to maneuver your chairs.
33:12Oh, yes.
33:13Thanks for that.
33:13Oh, I love it.
33:16Oh, you're not meant to put your handbag on the table, are you?
33:18And we all have.
33:20Every single one of us has.
33:26Sheena, can I just say, because you've had that wonderful activity
33:29of learning how to...
33:30Oh, my God.
33:31Could you do the honours with the champagne?
33:34You want to do the honours?
33:35Yeah, we got it.
33:36I'll open the bottle, but not like that.
33:38Do you know what, though, Ampika?
33:39What a great activity.
33:40Great party trick that I'm definitely going to take.
33:43Oh, yes.
33:43I freaking love that sword.
33:45That was like a...
33:47Ampika clearly was not messing around when she said Tom had a big sword.
33:53It was so fun.
33:55I was thinking like a movie.
33:56I love my own alpaca.
33:58Oh, it was an ugly thing.
33:59Wasn't Winston?
34:00Winston.
34:00No, you had Winston.
34:01Oh, he was fuming.
34:02He had a proper, grumpy face.
34:03I thought you looked very similar to her.
34:05I did, too, with the black cap on.
34:07I thought like pet-like owner, honestly.
34:08I've had a brownie, thank you.
34:10The guy that did your brownie.
34:11Ooh!
34:12Fucking hell.
34:13Oh!
34:14Bloody hell, Sheena.
34:15Why are we fellas shook them with fright?
34:18To peekaboo, thank you.
34:19Thank you so much.
34:20Thank you for participating.
34:22I've got some wonderful adventurers.
34:23Each and every one of you from the bottom of my heart.
34:25To get all of your diaries where someone's free without child care,
34:30without animal problems, without work, to get you all together.
34:33Oh, no.
34:34Talking about diaries, I've messed up, girls.
34:36I thought Ralphie's game was tomorrow and it's tonight,
34:39so I'm going to have to scoot off mid-salary.
34:42Football mum life.
34:44If I missed Ralphie's first game for his new club,
34:47he would never forgive me.
34:49And I won't forgive myself.
34:50The mum guilt.
34:51It's my brain.
34:53I can't remember dates.
34:54It's like an actual flump.
34:56Wish him good luck from us.
34:58I love you, I love you, I love you.
34:59Bye.
35:00Drive safe. Bye.
35:02How did you meet David?
35:03How did you guys meet?
35:04Through a blind date.
35:06So, about 17 years ago, I went on a date.
35:08He was with somebody, but he was never married.
35:11He never lived with anybody.
35:12He lived his life as a single man.
35:14So I said, you've got to make a decision whether you're going to stay
35:17with the partner who you've had your children with,
35:20or whether you want to be with me.
35:22And that's not a threat.
35:23And he just said, I've made my mind up.
35:25I want to be with you.
35:26Aww.
35:27So, yeah.
35:29I think life is full of ups and downs for everybody,
35:32but I always say to people that good things happen to good people.
35:36And I've been a very good person the majority of my life,
35:39and that's why I've got my happily ever after.
35:42I work hard and make my own money.
35:44I said to him when we get married, I'm happy to sign a prenup,
35:47get the prenup written.
35:47I really believe in prenup.
35:49I think, as well, going through what we've gone through
35:52and single-handedly supporting a family,
35:55when you get back on the dating apps,
35:57men also find it quite intimidating
35:59when a woman is totally in their alpha energy.
36:02Yes.
36:03Which I don't want to be in my alpha energy.
36:05I don't.
36:06But the fact is...
36:08I'm like...
36:09Why are you going upset now?
36:11Don't be silly.
36:12I get it. You're being a mum and a dad and everything at once.
36:17I can relate to how Rachel feels.
36:19We've both gone through similar experiences in our life,
36:22but what they say is what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
36:26Sometimes you just have to put your big girl knickers on
36:28and get on with it.
36:29I carry everything, you know, and it's a lot of stress.
36:33Yeah.
36:33So I'm always in my alpha energy and I hate it.
36:37Yeah.
36:37You do it so well, you wish you wouldn't have to.
36:39I wish I wouldn't have to, and I like to soften.
36:43But also, you know, even what I earn, they find it intimidating.
36:47I feel like sometimes you can't win.
36:49You work so hard so you are independent, you don't need to rely on anyone.
36:53But then they don't like it when you work so hard.
36:56I also put the children first, I always will do.
36:58Nick and probably any other man that I might meet
37:02is going to find that really frustrating that they're not the top of my list.
37:06But when you're a mum of five, how can anyone be above your kids?
37:09I think I would only date older. I do. I just, I like an older man.
37:13Oh, so do I, Rachel.
37:15Well, we know you do.
37:16You don't say.
37:19Mm-hmm.
37:19Could you imagine me around old folks home? I'd be lethal.
37:21Oh, my goodness.
37:25Where's Peekaboo?
37:26No, no, no.
37:32Did you feel like you've had a lot of, you know, judgment around the age gap?
37:37A hell of a lot, yeah, and a lot of abuse on social media.
37:39I think, one, because of the age gap, and two, because of David's wealth.
37:43I think people are very judgmental in general when it comes to age gaps.
37:47Jealous, also a little bit jealous of the situation.
37:50I get it from all angles. It's not about interracial.
37:52It's more the fact that we're into faith. Like, obviously, I know I have converted,
37:55but I still get it a lot from, you know, a lot of the communities.
37:58Paige, have you changed your fashion sense since being with Amir, would you say?
38:02No, I actually haven't. I've made it my kind of strength to be me.
38:06Would you wear revealing things?
38:08I've never really been one to have my boobs out too much,
38:10but that's mainly because I don't like my boobs.
38:12I'm so happy, we're actually...
38:14Because I actually, I don't think you realise.
38:16You said something, you know, at Rachel's...
38:18Murder Mystery. Murder Mystery.
38:20You said to me, you look gorgeous, but Amir would never let me leave the house.
38:24Oh, no, he wouldn't. And that is...
38:25Dressed like that. Sadly, that's the honest truth.
38:27He probably wouldn't. He would have a go at me.
38:34Oh, my God, Amir would kill me.
38:35He was like, I mean, he would love it, but he'd be like, no.
38:38No.
38:39That felt a little bit judgmental, you know?
38:42Oh, my God, towards you. It felt a little bit like,
38:43oh, he would never let me go out of the house.
38:44Oh, no, no, you take that. No, no, no, no.
38:46I felt really happy and, you know, I felt like I dressed the part.
38:49You thought I judged you?
38:50I felt a little bit judged there.
38:53This is so weird, because wasn't Paige the one that ran out after Namina
38:58when she was really upset and actually spent the rest of the night with her?
39:01And now for Namina to kind of turn on her
39:04and pick at her for something, like, so petty, that's not very good.
39:09I think it sounded like you were maybe saying that she was disrespecting her husband
39:13by going out like that, and they're not like that.
39:16This is a bit of a stretch.
39:17He completely trusts whatever she wears.
39:19This is a bit of a reach, girls. This is a bit of a reach.
39:20I'm completely lost. If Namina had such a problem with what I said,
39:24why is she waiting until now to tell me?
39:26Why am I getting, like, penalised?
39:30You're not being attacked. You're not being attacked.
39:32Oh, my God. Like, my God, let me have a go at a man.
39:34Like, it's just my personal views.
39:36I never judge anyone for what they look like, do or anything.
39:40I respect that. I think you should just need the law order.
39:41No, I'm not doing anything.
39:43I have been judged all my life.
39:45No, I'm getting pissed. I'm not going to be like I'm a judgy person,
39:48because I never judge anyone. I have been through it.
39:52I have been there and been the person who was fucking judged.
39:55I have a community where I am not don't fit in.
39:59I am judging every walk of my religion, everything that I do.
40:02I would never fucking judge anyone.
40:06Is your husband happy for you to go out in whatever you've got on?
40:10Yes? Then crack on.
40:12Why do you care about somebody's opinion?
40:15Babes, if you're going to wear a see-through outfit,
40:18be confident in it and crack on.
40:20That's what I'm saying. Don't make me like a judgy person,
40:22are you going to let me speak or not? Let's just calm down.
40:25Let's just calm down.
40:27I respect that you apologise, and I feel like we should just leave it there.
40:30OK, well, I heard you, I heard you, and I'm sorry you felt that way.
40:33OK. Then I don't think you think the people you speak,
40:36and this is a positive thing.
40:38She doesn't think before she speaks.
40:40She doesn't. What about you?
40:42Well, you've not stopped speaking, missus.
40:44Well, am I allowed to speak or not?
40:46Well, obviously, go for it. Good, thank you.
40:47You're holding court, so continue. No, I'm not.
40:52Lamina's forming a little bit of a pattern here.
40:54First it was me, then it was Paige, now it's Lauren.
40:58Look out, girls, who's next?
40:59I was with Seema on the way home, and I said,
41:03how come Lamina's hanging around again,
41:06and she's becoming a bit of a beck?
41:07By saying that, you're basically kind of saying, like,
41:10I'm just... Well, you just said it.
41:11I appreciate my time more than anything of anything in life.
41:16Which is why I couldn't understand why you would come to these parties.
41:18I choose to be around people where I want...
41:20Why not? I want to celebrate life.
41:22I want to be around people that are like...
41:23I actually like these girls.
41:27You should actually say, to Seema, turn around,
41:29and not question it, and say, good on me.
41:32No, you should, as a friend. I did.
41:34As a friend, you say, good on her for being around again...
41:38...after everything she's been through.
41:40And I did at the end. At the end?
41:42No. But why question it in the fucking first place, Lauren?
41:44Because I couldn't understand why anybody would want to come
41:47to an event and be an extra.
41:50I've never been a fucking extra. Where are you getting that from?
41:53I've never been an extra. No, you haven't.
41:55And that's why I couldn't understand why you were there.
41:57I'm getting myself back. I've been quiet for three years,
42:00fighting something behind the scenes. I understand that.
42:04I think Lamina's one of the strongest girls,
42:07going through what she's been through.
42:07My father had cancer, and I don't think it ever leaves you.
42:10I'm trying to get back out there, build my business...
42:13And I said, well done, to Seema.
42:17Being here with girls like you, the word beg is not nice,
42:19and I apologise. I shouldn't have said it.
42:22I think you used wrong words.
42:23But why Seema said the word beg? Why she repeated it all?
42:26And actually, if you're going to repeat a conversation,
42:29I have no problem, but say the end.
42:31The end was, I'm glad that you're here.
42:34If there's anything that Seema needs to learn,
42:37it's to keep her mouth firmly closed,
42:38because all of this, Seema, is down to you.
42:44I do feel like a conversation is going to have to be had with Seema
42:48to find out what she's said and done.
42:51At this point, I don't understand why she's done it,
42:53but there has to be a reason,
42:54because this is not making sense to me right now.
43:08Next time on The Real Housewives of Cheshire...
43:11Oh, my God, right.
43:13Brain-free. Ah! Fucking hell! Fuck me!
43:17How are you feeling? You're very stiff.
43:19It's literally like someone's pulling my skin.
43:23What did you say?
43:26We've got a lot of stress with our house.
43:28I always am able to manage my stress,
43:30and I'm finding it the most hard to talk to him,
43:33the closest person to me.
43:35Ring me! You never ring me!
43:36Can I give you?
43:37She has sent messages to you to invite you out,
43:40and you have declined.
43:41I've got two freaking messages!
43:43There you go. Polka dot princess has polka dot.