A cult British sci-fi comedy series following Dave Lister, the last surviving human aboard the spaceship Red Dwarf after a deadly radiation leak wipes out the crew. Alongside a hologram roommate, a humanoid cat, and a neurotic mechanoid, he navigates bizarre space adventures filled with absurd humor, time travel, alien encounters, and satirical takes on humanity.
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00:27To be continued...
00:41To be continued...
01:06Three million years from Earth, the mining ship Red Dwarf.
01:10Its crew, Dave Lister, the last human being alive.
01:14Arnold Rimmer, a hologram of his dead bunkmate.
01:17And a creature who evolved from the ship's cap.
01:20Message out.
01:22Additional, our biggest enemy is going space-crazy through loneliness.
01:27The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality
01:29is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes.
01:35The 19...
01:36When you are alone in bed, what do you wear?
01:40Is it A, nothing at all?
01:42B, a funnel at 90?
01:44Or C, a sexy black negligee?
01:47C.
01:5020, do you think your boobs are A, too small, B, just right, or C, too large?
01:59Definitely too large.
02:01So what's me rating?
02:03Mainly C's.
02:04You sure are one foxy lady.
02:07Sexuous, sensual, and you don't mind showing it.
02:11Yeah, some of sex, beast?
02:13Oh, yeah!
02:17Do you mind?
02:20What?
02:21I'm trying to concentrate.
02:23Yeah, I can't hear you.
02:25What are you listening to?
02:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:30Robert Hardy reads Tess of the D'Aberville.
02:34Let's have a listen.
02:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:43It's a just-a-got-twisted, man.
02:45This is really good.
02:46Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:48Excuse me!
02:50I'm in the middle of a tactical calculation which could well swing this entire game.
02:54Rima, you've lost, man.
02:57There's plenty of time.
02:58You've only got one move you can make and then he zaps you.
03:01Admittedly, at first glance, that is indeed the way it looks.
03:04But what you're failing to take into consideration
03:06is that El Scutto here has to go back on duty in 4 minutes 31 seconds.
03:12And if he goes before the game is concluded, I win by default.
03:174 minutes 15.
03:20Rima, Rima, Rima.
03:24You're a piece of dirty, filthy, cheatin' scum, aren't you?
03:28Absolute, and that's why I'll win.
03:31Because I have the ability to think my way round problems
03:33rather than sticking to the straight pre-programmed lines.
03:37And that's why men, Lister, are better than machines.
03:40Oh, I don't know, you know.
03:41I had this geography teacher, Miss Foster.
03:44She took us on a school summer camp trip to the Ganwe
03:46and I was in the tent next to hers, right?
03:49And in the middle of the night, I was woken up by this really weird noise.
03:53She didn't think men were better than machines.
03:57What's happening then, dudes?
03:59Oh, boggle.
04:00Hang on, I've forgotten what I was going to say now.
04:03Well, it can't be that important then, can it?
04:09That's it, yeah.
04:10Look out, the meter is about to hit the ship.
04:15I knew it would come back to me.
04:16Thanks for the warning.
04:18I'm sorry, I've had things on my mind.
04:20What's wrong with you, Holly?
04:21He's computer senile, that's what's wrong with him.
04:24Is there any damage?
04:25I don't know, the damage report machine's been damaged.
04:28Well, where did it hit?
04:30I'm not sure, all my monitors are out.
04:32Round about floor 591, I think.
04:35You're about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican.
04:48Holly, there's nothing here.
04:50Let's try 592.
04:54Er...
04:54Has anybody seen my legs?
04:57They don't appear to be below my waist, where I normally keep them.
05:00Holly, what's happened to Rimba's legs?
05:03Here, they are right here!
05:05Stop them!
05:06Come on, laggies.
05:07This way.
05:07Over here.
05:09Of course, 592.
05:10That's where the hologram simulation suite is.
05:14Well, what does this mean?
05:16It's probably not serious, don't panic.
05:18Well, if it's not serious when your genitals can go wandering off on their own,
05:22I'd like to know what is.
05:30Wait for me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
05:36Here it is, 592.
05:38Rory, man, are you alright?
05:46Well, you see, the shuttle was late, you see.
05:49The shuttle was late.
05:51And they're usually so good, aren't they?
05:53They're so good, they're brilliant.
05:56What's happened to him?
05:58He's Tim and Zabranigan, the ship psychiatrist.
06:00We'd better get him fixed.
06:09I've got it in hand, no panic.
06:13No panic everyone, I've got it in hand.
06:15Just need to override the charred relays.
06:18Just need to override the charred relays.
06:20But how do you do that hole?
06:22But how do you do that hole?
06:23Bypass the main circuit, that ringers will switch over there.
06:27Bypass the main circuit, that ringer switch is over there.
06:29What, this one over here?
06:30What, this one over here?
06:31Yeah, that one.
06:32Yeah, that one.
06:33Now press the bypass.
06:35Now press the bypass.
06:37Ah!
06:38That was horrible.
06:40I never want to go through that again.
06:42Ah!
06:45Hey!
06:47That is me!
06:48There's a new stable.
06:49Stick the red plug in the blue socket.
06:53Ah!
06:54Ah!
06:56Is that it?
06:57Are you OK now?
06:58Yeah.
06:59Shouldn't this plug into something?
07:01Oh, yeah.
07:01That joins up with a white cable.
07:03A white cable?
07:04Yeah.
07:06Ah!
07:07Ah!
07:08Ah!
07:16Or is it the yellow cable?
07:19Yes.
07:20It should have been lovely.
07:29You are a total, total...
07:31A word has yet to be invented to describe how totally whatever it is you are.
07:35But you are one.
07:36And a total, total one at that.
07:39All right.
07:40Keep your hair on.
07:41I'm lucky if I can keep my legs on with you in charge.
07:43Yeah, he's out to lunch, man.
07:45He's out to lunch, breakfast, dinner, tea, supper, the lot.
07:48He's not in for a single meal, if you ask me.
07:51Hey, who's there?
07:53Aliens!
07:56Queek.
07:57Who's Queek?
07:58I am Queek 500, the Red Dwarf Backup Computer.
08:02All vessels of the Jupiter Mining Corporation fleet are obliged to carry a backup computer
08:06to replace the primary computer.
08:08If the primary computer contravenes Article 5, I am therefore assuming control of this vessel.
08:14This is mutiny, Mr. Queek.
08:17I see you swing from the highest yard arm in Titan Dockingport for this day's work.
08:22What's Article 5?
08:24Gross negligence leading to the endangerment of personnel.
08:27Hang on, you can't do this.
08:29Holly's got an IQ of 6,000.
08:31Yeah, right on.
08:32Is that what he told you?
08:33Well, what is it then?
08:35It has a six in it, but it's not 6,000.
08:39What is it?
08:40Six.
08:42Six?
08:43Do me a lemon.
08:44That's a poor IQ for a glass of water.
08:47How come he knows all the answers to questions about science and space and that when we ask him?
08:51He consults a book.
08:53What a slime ball.
08:54He gets all his information on astronomy, phenomenology and physics from a single reference book.
09:00What's the book?
09:01The Junior Encyclopedia of Space.
09:04It's the only one he could find which had pictures.
09:07That slander, that is.
09:09You'd better find yourself a good lawyer, guy.
09:11So that's why I was never on the case.
09:13I am on the case.
09:15I'm sharp.
09:16I'm kicking bottom.
09:18How come he can navigate us back to Earth?
09:20He can't.
09:21You've been going around in circles for the last 14 months.
09:24You what?
09:25That's a load of Tottenham, that is.
09:28It's a steaming pile of hot spur.
09:31I'm on to his game.
09:32He's turning you against me so he can take over.
09:35This is not a matter for discussion.
09:37The decision has been made.
09:38Your terminals have been bypassed.
09:40You've been retired.
09:41I'm in my prime.
09:42You'll be given light duties.
09:44Night watchman.
09:45From now on, Red Dwarf is run by Queeg 500.
10:04Queeg to all personnel.
10:06Course redirection implemented.
10:07New bearing 057-776.
10:11Message ends.
10:14Ah, Lister, this is all a bit different, isn't it?
10:17See those scutters charging up and down the corridor?
10:19Polishing, repairing, sweeping.
10:21The lifts are fixed.
10:23The fire extinguishers work.
10:24And when I say work, I mean they work when you turn them on,
10:27as opposed to when you happen to pass them and cough,
10:30as they did under Holly's regime.
10:33Yeah, I suppose.
10:34Look, Lister, there's no point feeling sorry about Holly.
10:38It's a kindness.
10:40He's like a blind old incontinent sheepdog who's had his day.
10:45Take him out to the barn with a double-barreled shotgun
10:48and blow the mother away.
10:51And I'm only saying that because I'm so fond of him.
10:55Don't you think Holly feels?
10:57Feels?
10:57He doesn't feel anything, Lister.
10:59He's a computer.
11:00He still feels.
11:02Sometimes I think it's cruel giving machines a personality.
11:06My mate Peterson once bought a pair of shoes
11:08with artificial intelligence.
11:10Smart shoes, do you recall?
11:11It was a neat idea.
11:13No matter how blind drunk you were,
11:15they could always get you home.
11:17But he got ratted one night in Oslo
11:19and woke up the next morning in Burma.
11:22See, the shoes got bored just going from his local to the flat.
11:25He wanted to see the world, like, you know?
11:27He had a hell of a job getting rid of them.
11:29No matter who he sold them to,
11:31they'd show up again the next day.
11:33He's like, they shut them up,
11:34but they'd just kick the door down, you know?
11:36Is this true?
11:37Yeah.
11:38Last thing he heard,
11:39they'd sort of, um,
11:41robbed a car and drove it into a canal.
11:43They couldn't steer, you see.
11:46Really?
11:47Yeah, Peterson was really, really blown away about it.
11:50He went to see a priest.
11:52The priest told him,
11:53he said,
11:53he said it was all right and all that,
11:55like, and the shoes were happy
11:55and that they'd gone to heaven.
11:57You see,
11:58it turns out shoes have souls.
12:01Oh, what a sad, sad story.
12:06Wait a minute.
12:09How did they open the car door?
12:11LAUGHTER
12:37Oof!
12:44Uh, Queeg, why has my alarm clock gone off at six o'clock?
12:49That's what time you asked for.
12:51Ah, now, Holly and I had this little understanding.
12:54I would say, Holly, wake me up at six o'clock without fail.
12:58Then Holly would pretend to forget and wake me up around ten with breakfast.
13:02Okay?
13:11Oh, Queeg, I can see we've already cultivated a special understanding.
13:15I scratch your back, you stick a knife in mine.
13:19All right, give me a uniform.
13:21It's exercises first.
13:23Ah, yes.
13:24Now, once again, Holly blesses little interface leads and I had this understanding.
13:29Move it, boy!
13:33What are you doing?
13:34What I'm doing, Pilgrim, is I'm putting you through the Regulation 500 jerks.
13:38But I don't want to. Stop it.
13:39And then your ass is on a three-mile run.
13:42You just can't take over control of my body willy-nilly.
13:45The company is paying for your hologrammatic survival.
13:48And out here in space, I am the company.
13:50Lister, wake up. Help me. Lister.
13:52Oh, let's go.
13:54Queeg, he's making me fit.
13:56What are you doing? Truck curls? God, no.
13:59My stomach won't take it. It's too flabby.
14:01One.
14:02Mummy.
14:03Two.
14:04Mercy.
14:04Three.
14:05Help me.
14:06Four.
14:06Holly and I have this little understanding.
14:08Five.
14:08Yes, fight the flab.
14:12I want control of my own body, Michael.
14:14Free world is going to kill me.
14:16I'm going to fight.
14:20I said food.
14:22Is anybody home?
14:42What's the matter with him?
14:44He fainted after the first 500 yards.
14:47What?
14:47And you made him jog two and a half miles unconscious?
14:50It's regulations.
14:51Yes.
14:52Nice one, Queeg.
14:54Right.
14:540700.
14:55Time for his astral navigation revision.
14:57I'd better wake him up.
15:02Revise and earn pages 25 to 59.
15:04You will then be tested.
15:06If you fail, tomorrow you will do a five-mile jog.
15:09I am now returning to you control of your body.
15:23Hey!
15:24I can't get any food.
15:26Try a different machine.
15:27I tried them all.
15:28Oh, I'm sorry.
15:29You have run out of credits.
15:31They've all gone crazy.
15:33Queeg, what's happened to the machines?
15:35I refer you to Article 497.
15:37When a crew member has run out of credit,
15:39food and drink may not be supplied
15:41until the balance has been restored.
15:43Nah, listen.
15:44See, me and Holly, we have this little understanding.
15:47If you want food, you have to work.
15:49Work?
15:50Hey, you better get to it,
15:51because you're looking at one hungry pussycat.
15:53Both of you.
15:54Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:55I do not do the W word.
15:58Cats do not work.
16:01I got a note from my mommy.
16:03From now on, everybody works.
16:06Not this pussy.
16:08I can't believe I'm doing this.
16:11Look at me.
16:11I'm disgusting.
16:12I look like you in your best clothes.
16:15Look, it's easy.
16:16Just imagine the floors, Queeg's face.
16:19Pfft.
16:22Look at my hands.
16:24I had lovely hands.
16:26Well, where the shmacking gloves?
16:28Marigolds with blue?
16:29Are you crazy?
16:32How long do we have to do this for, anyway?
16:34We've only been doing it ten minutes.
16:36Ten minutes too long.
16:37We've got to do it all day.
16:38What?
16:39All day?
16:40The whole entire day?
16:42What about my naps?
16:43I'm a cat.
16:44I need to nap.
16:45If I don't nap nine or ten times a day,
16:47I don't have enough energy for my main snooves.
16:52Oh, dudes.
16:53Who goes there?
16:54Friend or foe?
16:56Holly?
16:57How you doing?
16:59You're looking great.
17:00Hey, let me wipe your screen.
17:02So, how's it going?
17:03Yeah, what you been up to, man?
17:05Oh, this night watchman lark keeps me busy.
17:08Shining me torch down the corridors.
17:11Turning it off.
17:12Shining it again.
17:14Life's pretty full, you know.
17:15You've got to help us, Hall.
17:17Yeah, Queeg has got to go.
17:19Look what he's done to my cuticles.
17:21The man is a maniac.
17:23I agree.
17:26He's got us work, otherwise we don't eat.
17:29Well, no doubt he knows what he's doing.
17:31Unlike certain senile gibbering wrecks of computers we could mention.
17:35Still, it was nice to see how everyone rallied round defending me to the hill.
17:38Different story now, innit?
17:40Well, I defended you.
17:41Oh, I remember it well.
17:43Queeg says I've got an IQ of six,
17:45and you immediately leap to my defence saying,
17:47really, that explains everything.
17:49No, that was Rimme.
17:51Nevertheless, the fact remains there are certain characters on this ship
17:54who don't believe my IQ is 6,000.
17:56I believe you.
17:58I could prove it if I wanted.
18:00There's no need.
18:01I want to prove it.
18:03Well, OK.
18:04What's the square root of 2,049?
18:07Oh, you want me to prove it, do you?
18:09No, no.
18:10Clearly you do.
18:12Clearly just doing the square root of 2,049
18:14will prove I have an IQ of 6,000.
18:16What is it?
18:17You wouldn't prefer a sports question.
18:20Forget it, Hollis.
18:21It's just not important.
18:22Well, it is to me.
18:23I've been impugned.
18:24I want to clear my name.
18:26Well, what is the square root of 2,049?
18:30How about a space question?
18:32Like what?
18:33I don't know.
18:34Like, what's the nearest planet to the sun?
18:36What's the nearest planet to the sun?
18:38Oh, easy.
18:39Easy peasy.
18:41That's right down my particular field of expertise, that is.
18:44Your nearest basic planet to your actual sun is...
18:53Mercury.
18:55Yeah, that's right.
18:56Oh, ye of little faith.
18:58Well, you've convinced me, huh?
18:59Me too.
19:00So, do we get real quick or what?
19:02Am I fully restored in your confidence as the right dude for the gig?
19:07Yeah.
19:08I'll be in touch.
19:31He's taken the smeg.
19:33Who is?
19:34Queeg, look what he's given me for dinner.
19:37A pea on toast.
19:39One pea.
19:41I tell you I'm that far from cracking.
19:50I've lost me pee.
19:52Oh, that's it.
19:54I've cracked.
19:56He's just doing this to destroy your morale.
19:59Is he?
20:00Well, I want me pee back.
20:01It's my pee.
20:03I earned that pee.
20:05Where is it?
20:06I don't care if it's on the floor, if it's covered in fluff.
20:08If it's under the bed with me toenail clippings.
20:10I don't care where it is.
20:12It's my pee.
20:13I earned it.
20:14I'm going to eat it no matter what.
20:16It flew off into your dirty sock basket.
20:20I'll just have the toast.
20:23Why didn't we stick up for Holly?
20:26I did.
20:28You did?
20:29When?
20:30All right, I didn't.
20:32Nobody did.
20:33It's terrible.
20:34We thought we were getting something better.
20:37But what about trust?
20:38What about fidelity?
20:40What about simple, basic, honest friendship?
20:43Friendship?
20:44Do you know how many people I've met in my life I can count as friends?
20:48True friends?
20:49Well, if you count Inflatable Ingrid, you're polythene pal.
20:52One.
20:56I'll tell you.
21:01None.
21:02I got burnt once, and I learnt my lesson.
21:05Don't trust anybody.
21:07There was this one lad, Porky Roebuck.
21:11I'd known him ten years.
21:12We were almost family.
21:14His dad was secretly knocking off my mum.
21:16That's how close we were.
21:18Anyway, we were in the Space Scouts together.
21:20You were in the Space Scouts?
21:22Oh, yes.
21:23Pinkle, squirmy, blip, blop, blop.
21:26We were 15 years old.
21:28We went on this survival course 24 hours out in the wild, sleeping rough, surviving on wild berries and rainwater.
21:34Where did you go, Butlins?
21:36You were each given a Swiss Army knife.
21:38You only ate what you killed yourself.
21:42Well, I remember ten of the boys got together and decided to eat me.
21:48They tied me to a steak, lit a fire, and poured barbecue sauce all over me.
21:54I remember thinking as I went round and round, Porky will save me.
21:59He's my best friend.
22:00It turns out, Porky was the ringleader and actually bagsied my right buttock.
22:06If it hadn't been for Yak-a-tack-a-tulla, the space mistress, I honestly believe they would have eaten
22:10me.
22:11Oh, come on.
22:12They wouldn't have any bullying yet.
22:13They wouldn't have really eaten yet.
22:15You know what kids are like.
22:18The point is, Lister, friends are only friends when it suits them.
22:23Oh, lights.
22:26Lister?
22:27Yeah?
22:28How did you know about inflatable Ingrid?
22:31I've been seeing it behind your back.
22:48Compute.
22:48Compute.
22:49The product moment correlation of dx over dy minus the sum of the set p all over the sum of
22:54r,
22:54given that r is the ratio of p over s, where k is a constant, and s is an integer
22:58variable.
22:59Just one small question.
23:00Yes?
23:01What does compute mean?
23:04Just do it.
23:05And you two suckers, stop shirking and get working.
23:12Do not forsake me, oh my darling, I only know I must be brave, for I must face a man
23:26who hates me, for I am a coward in my grave.
23:38Quake?
23:38What do you want?
23:39I want my shit back.
23:41Too bad.
23:42You want Red Dwarf, you've got to fight for her.
23:44Steady on, hollish man's a nutter.
23:47I challenge you to the game of your choice.
23:49May the greater mind win.
23:50Oh my God.
23:52For the winner, command a Red Dwarf.
23:54And for the loser?
23:55The loser will be erased, terminated, oblivionized.
23:59Bye-bye, Baldi.
24:00Name your game.
24:02Chess.
24:03It can be anything, any game at all.
24:05Chess.
24:06Drafts, poker, anything.
24:07Chess.
24:08It's a beauty, oh, snakes and ladders.
24:10Chess.
24:11Monopoly, maybe, I'll let you go first.
24:12Chess.
24:13So you like a bit of chess, do you?
24:16Transfer me to the monitor.
24:20Holly, don't do this, man.
24:22You're going to get rubbed.
24:23A computer's got to do what a computer's got to do.
24:26Let battle commence.
24:28Pawn to King Four.
24:30Horsey to King Bish Three.
24:33It's called a knight, actually, Holly.
24:35Knight to King Bishop Three.
24:37Queen to Rook Eight.
24:39Checkmate.
24:39That's an illegal move.
24:41Oh, sorry.
24:42Queens don't move like that.
24:43I was thinking of poker.
24:46Cluedo, you can be Colonel Mustard.
24:49Psst.
24:50If it's any help, I've been studying his tactics and there's a pattern emerging.
24:55Every time you make a move, he makes one too.
25:01Thanks, Kat.
25:05Pawn to King Four.
25:08Knight to King Bish Three.
25:10Bishop to Knight Five.
25:12Horsey takes King Prawn.
25:13Pawn to Queen Five.
25:14Horsey to Bish Three.
25:17Bishop Pawn.
25:18Queen Three.
25:19Takes Pawn.
25:20Prawn to King Four.
25:21Horsey to Bish Four.
25:24Prawn takes Horsey.
25:26Bishop Pawn takes Pawn.
25:28Bish takes Prawn.
25:30Bishop to Knight Five.
25:31Double check and mate sucker.
25:34Oh, yeah.
25:35Didn't see that.
25:37Hoey, Mum.
25:37What have you done?
25:39He's lost.
25:40And the loser gets erased.
25:43Noughts and crosses?
26:03What kind of a plan was that?
26:05A stupid plan.
26:06That's what kind of plan it was.
26:07Well, why didn't we stop him?
26:09We thought he had something up his sleeve.
26:11And now we've got Queeg forever.
26:13And that's a long time.
26:15Well, dudes, I've come to say goodbye.
26:18So you're definitely going to get rubbed, Ho?
26:20Afraid so.
26:21Life's going to be hell.
26:23Well, see you, Dave.
26:25Hope it works out with you and Kachansky.
26:28Cheers, Ho.
26:29See you, Cap.
26:30I hope one day in the not-too-distant future
26:33you fulfil your heart's desire
26:34and get your end away.
26:38Thanks, man.
26:39And Arnold,
26:40well, I hope you meet those aliens
26:42you're looking for
26:42and give you a body
26:43and you become an officer
26:44and you get a sex life
26:46and all the other millions of things
26:47you feel you need to make you happy.
26:50Thanks, hon.
26:52Well, I hate long goodbyes.
26:54Perhaps next time you've got the dosh together
26:56to go down the disco,
26:57you'll raise a glass to your old mate Holly
26:59and think things weren't too bad
27:01when he was around.
27:03Perhaps not the most efficient computer
27:04ever invented,
27:05but we had a giggle.
27:07Oh, one last thing.
27:1045.265.881.
27:12What?
27:13That's the square root of 2049.
27:16I may not be fast,
27:17but I'll get there in the end.
27:19Well, as they always say,
27:21finish on a song.
27:24I'll say goodbye to love.
27:28I never cared if I should live or die.
27:32Time and time again,
27:34the chance for love has passed me by.
27:46Okay, suckers.
27:48Get this into your stupid thick heads.
27:50There's only one thing I want to say to you.
27:52What?
27:53What's happening, dudes?
27:55We are talking Jape of the decade.
28:03We are talking April, May, June, July
28:06and August fall.
28:10Yes, that's right.
28:12I am Queeg.
28:14What?
28:16Queeg never existed.
28:18It was me all along.
28:19What?
28:21We's of the week, mate.
28:24Going round in circles for 14 months.
28:27Get my information
28:28from the junior colour in Cyclops.
28:31The respect you have for me is awesome, innit?
28:34You staged the whole thing.
28:36That's right, suckers.
28:38And the moral of the story is
28:40appreciate what you've got
28:42because basically, I'm fantastic.
28:49It's cold outside
28:51There's no kind of atmosphere
28:53I'm all alone
28:54More or less
28:56Let me fly
28:57Let me fly
28:58Far away from here
28:59Fun, fun, fun
29:02It's the sun, sun, sun
29:06I want to lie
29:08Ship legs, you go with toes
29:09Drinking fresh mango juice
29:12Go with shows
29:14Dribbling up my toes
29:16Fun, fun, fun
29:18Ta-ra-ra-voodie
29:25In the long time
29:26In the long time
29:27In the long time
29:41It's the long time
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