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00:28Transcription by CastingWords
00:30Honey, I'm home.
01:01Hey, morning, Earl.
01:02Hey, morning, Roy.
01:03How was your weekend?
01:04Oh, I had two days of pure enjoyment, all mapped out.
01:07Yeah?
01:07Then I got home on Friday and remembered I had kids.
01:09So, you had to change your plans, huh?
01:11Oh, no.
01:12I just turned up the volume on the TV so I couldn't hear the little monsters screaming.
01:16You're a lucky fella, Earl.
01:18A beautiful family and a TV with a more than adequate sound system.
01:23Yeah.
01:23I'm really proud of that TV.
01:25Yeah.
01:25And how was your weekend?
01:26Well, I'm a single guy, so, you know, my weekend was completely different from yours.
01:32Sure.
01:32I watch TV alone.
01:34Get in here now, you two quivering bags of busts!
01:38What can we do for you, sir?
01:41Dance!
01:42Huh?
01:43Now!
01:44Oh, yeah, okay.
01:52Enough!
01:54I just wanted to see if you'd do it.
01:56Oh, well, having successfully humiliated ourselves, sir, will that be all?
02:02No!
02:03The company's got a problem.
02:04We need your help.
02:06Help?
02:07We got a little problem with the public.
02:09They hate us.
02:11My nephew says it's because we're a vicious, despicable corporation with operations that
02:16have left unchecked, could destroy the entire planet.
02:20Well, he's just a boy.
02:21And now he's just a boy without a head.
02:24No head?
02:25We have no intention of changing the way we do business.
02:28That'd be costly and stupid.
02:30What we want to change is the public's perception of us.
02:34You can't possibly bite off everyone's head, can you?
02:39Well, as much as I'd like to, it's not cost effective.
02:42Oh, what was I thinking?
02:43So we're going to launch an ad campaign.
02:45Use an actual We Say So employee and his family to make us look, uh, friendly.
02:52We need to find the perfect family for the perfect media blitz.
02:56Try out, sir, tomorrow.
02:57Here's some flyers.
02:59Spread the word.
03:00No.
03:01Oh, sir, I'd like to be there, but I just remembered my wife made plans for my family tomorrow.
03:06Well, then I guess you have a choice to make.
03:10Who do you love more?
03:12The company or your wife?
03:17But we were going to go on a picnic today.
03:20Franny, this company doesn't ask much from me.
03:23So if occasionally they need my help to hoodwink the public, I want to give it to them.
03:27Besides, the winning family gets a set of power tools.
03:30Dad?
03:31Not to sound crass or anything, but what's in it for me, huh?
03:35The love of your father.
03:36And 15 bucks?
03:38Deal.
03:38Good.
03:39Or all.
03:40I would have gone to 20.
03:41I want 20.
03:42You don't need money.
03:4425.
03:45Well, I should get 30.
03:46I'm the cutest.
03:47I'm the cutest.
03:48I'm not.
03:50Stop crying.
03:51Nobody believes you.
03:52Yes, they do.
03:53No, they don't.
03:53If I get them to shut up, can I have their money?
03:56Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
03:57Will you all stop bickering?
03:58Excuse me, do you mind?
04:02There's no bickering in the perfect family.
04:04No, no, no.
04:05This family's all wrong.
04:07They're amphibians.
04:08No one can relate to amphibians.
04:09Bring me a family with lungs.
04:11Oh, those poor dinosaurs.
04:13Ah, forget them.
04:14They're bums.
04:15They're lungless bums.
04:18Come on now, everybody.
04:19Let's practice some of our happy family poses I showed you.
04:23Oh, yeah.
04:23Okay.
04:23Blazers, come on, friend.
04:26Ready?
04:28And go.
04:29Hello.
04:30We're the happy Sinclair family.
04:32I'm happy Robbie Sinclair.
04:33And I'm happy Charlene Sinclair.
04:35Yeah.
04:36I'm the baby.
04:42And now I'm happy.
04:44That's it.
04:45I do everything for this family.
04:47And when I ask for a little help, what do I get?
04:50Bupcus.
04:51Well, from now on, things are going to be a little different around here.
04:55From now on, I'm not going to be nice anymore.
04:57I'm going to be unpleasant.
04:59Oh.
05:02Hello.
05:03We're the Sinclair family.
05:05How's everyone?
05:06And we're very happy to be here.
05:08This is my son, happy Robbie.
05:11Hi.
05:11My daughter, happy Charlene.
05:13Yeah, yeah.
05:13Let me look.
05:15Hey.
05:16Does anyone know if this audition includes a bathing suit competition?
05:20Uh-huh.
05:22Uh-huh.
05:22Huh?
05:23I like this guy.
05:25Why?
05:25Hey.
05:26What do you mean?
05:27He's not even a family.
05:28I am, too.
05:29I'm a family of one, and we all get along real well.
05:32Would you step in here for a moment, please?
05:35I am in here.
05:36No, in here.
05:37In place of the big ugly one in the middle.
05:39You, you.
05:40Come on, come on.
05:41Out.
05:41Go, go, go, go, go, go.
05:43Go.
05:43Let's go.
05:44Move, move.
05:45You, big guy.
05:46Hey.
05:46Get in there.
05:47Yeah.
05:48Oh, there's our gold.
05:49Look at me.
05:50Sure.
05:51That's it.
05:53This will work.
05:54Congratulations.
05:55You're the new We Say So spokesfamily because I say so.
05:59But.
06:00Hey.
06:01I didn't like that.
06:02Okay, here we go.
06:03Say tar pit.
06:08Well, well, well.
06:10Boy, life can be so ironic, huh, Pally Boy?
06:13I feel like ripping out my eyes.
06:15Thanks.
06:16Sinclair, office.
06:18Hey, there's a couple of words you hate to hear next to each other, huh?
06:21Yeah.
06:22Yeah.
06:25You called for me, my captain?
06:27Sinclair, you are a troublemaker.
06:29Oh, I'm very, very sorry.
06:31Will that be all?
06:32Don't you even want to know why you're a troublemaker?
06:35Well, I think I've taken up more than enough of your time, sir.
06:38Those ads with your family and your idiot friend, they're a big hit.
06:42The company wants to do more.
06:44Oh, I see.
06:45And this would affect me in some negative way, I'm guessing?
06:48If the public were to find out that the We Say So spokes family isn't really a family, we might
06:54look dishonest.
06:55Oh, how unfair that your insidious plan could come back to haunt you.
06:59It's not gonna, cause you're gonna move out of your house and let Roy run your family.
07:05Create the proper appearance.
07:07Move out of my house?
07:08For how long?
07:10If you don't mind my asking.
07:11What am I, a mind reader?
07:13A week, a month, a decade.
07:16As long as the campaign's successful.
07:18You do want the campaign to be successful, don't you?
07:21You do want to help your company, don't you, Sinclair?
07:33Good news, Pally Boy?
07:37They're giving you my family.
07:39Oh, well, that's nice of them.
07:41What do you get?
07:42I get to help the company.
07:44Wow, we both made out like bandits.
07:57Well, this is it.
07:58It's just not right that they can make you move out of your own house like this.
08:03They're a big company, Fran. I think they know what they're doing.
08:06Gee, Dad, it sounds like you've been brainwashed or something.
08:09Exactly.
08:10And that brainwashing has put the food on your table and the clothes on your back.
08:13And now the suitcase in your hand.
08:15And the darn nice suitcase it is.
08:18Now, kids, in a few moments, you'll be getting a new father.
08:22And a profound change like this can bring on a flood of complicated feelings.
08:26Feelings you may want to share.
08:28Let's start with Charlene, sweetheart.
08:32Hello?
08:33Oh, sorry, Dad. I wasn't paying attention.
08:36All right. Robbie.
08:40Um, does this mean we have to buy two Father's Day gifts from now on?
08:45Or can you guys just split one?
08:46Mm, okay.
08:48What about you?
08:50Is Mama leaving?
08:52No.
08:53Then it doesn't affect me.
08:57Hey, hey, Daddy's home.
09:00Hmm? Hmm?
09:00Oh, sorry there, Pally Boy. I didn't know he was still here.
09:05Oh, that's all right, Roy. I was just leaving.
09:08Nice shirt.
09:09Oh, thanks. Yeah, I thought it would make the transition easier on the kids.
09:13Here, Roy, let me take your bag.
09:15Oh.
09:16Uh, listen, Fran, I'm sure this must be a little awkward for you.
09:20So, uh, if you don't want to sleep together for the first few nights, uh, I understand.
09:25Earl!
09:26Roy, you're sleeping on the sofa for as long as you're here.
09:29Gee, you sure that's okay with Mr. Richfield?
09:32Ugh.
09:33Look, Roy, we're just pretending you're the man of the house.
09:36No perks, got it?
09:38Got it.
09:39Good.
09:40Hey, Pally Boy?
09:42Hmm?
09:42Let me get a few specifics on this dad business.
09:45Mm-hmm.
09:46How's it done exactly?
09:47Huh?
09:48Well, first of all, expect to fail.
09:52Then when you do, you won't be disappointed.
09:54Oh.
09:55Basically, kids are a guy's punishment for having one night of fun with the wife.
09:59Oh, geez. Any other side to it?
10:01Oh, sure.
10:03There are little moments of joy, like when they're asleep or staying at a friend's house.
10:08Ah.
10:09But they always wake up in the morning and always find their way home.
10:12Ah, the important thing is not to be bitter.
10:15No, no, no.
10:16No, you just learn never to expect any love, appreciation, or even acknowledgement.
10:21Yeah.
10:21Especially from this one.
10:23Uh-huh.
10:26Daddy.
10:28Hmm. Daddy.
10:37Here you go.
10:38Hey, thanks a lot.
10:40Well, well, I'm a bachelor now.
10:43Might as well make the most of it.
10:45Fun, fun, fun, every waking minute.
10:48Anything I want, any time I want.
10:50Hey, Earl, what'll it be?
10:51A home-cooked meal in the love of a good female.
10:54How about a shot of something strong and cheap?
10:56Close enough.
10:58I lost my family.
11:00Gee, I'm sorry to hear it.
11:03Is there going to be a service or something?
11:05No, they're not dead.
11:06They're just more photogenic than I am, so the company asked me to leave.
11:09Oh, well, the company would know best.
11:12Yeah.
11:12Hi, we're a We Say So family, and we're proud of that.
11:17We Say So products are built with love by good, honest, caring dinosaurs, like my husband.
11:22Yeah.
11:23Oh, kids, dinner's ready.
11:24And when you care that much about the products you build, it can't help but rub off on the
11:29dinosaurs that you build them for.
11:32Oh, I love you, Robbie.
11:34Oh, and I love you too, Charlene.
11:35I love you, Mom and Dad.
11:37And we love you.
11:39And you too, Robbie.
11:40And you too, baby.
11:42And I love everybody and everything because I'm the baby and I'm full of love.
11:48Oh.
11:49Yes, life is good because...
11:52We Say So.
11:55What a great ad.
11:56Only a great company could make a great ad like that.
11:59Hey, wasn't that guy Roy?
12:01Yep.
12:03With my family.
12:06This can't last.
12:08Dinosaurs who know me are going to wonder what Roy is doing up there instead of me.
12:13Didn't you wonder?
12:14Not really.
12:15TV's a powerful medium.
12:17I don't feel comfortable questioning it.
12:19You want another drink?
12:20No.
12:21It might make me depressed.
12:23Hi.
12:24Where do we say so, family?
12:25We love each other.
12:27And we love you too.
12:31Line him up.
12:32You got it.
12:34Chapter 4, Installation.
12:37First, set the rotary blade over the metal plate on top of the disposal unit and fasten securely.
12:43I don't like this book.
12:44Oh, it's a little dry, but I'm told it's important that we have these father-son moments.
12:50Now, section 2.
12:52Aligning the blade assembly.
12:55This book is boring!
12:58Boy, that could get old real fast.
13:01Roy, can I borrow the car for a few hours?
13:04Don't see why not.
13:05And some credit cards.
13:07Oh, help yourself.
13:08Thanks.
13:08Just make sure you put them back when you're done.
13:11Oh, I will.
13:12Oh, and by the way, you're doing a great job as a dad.
13:13Well, it's easy when you have such considerate children.
13:20Hi, everyone.
13:22Huh?
13:22Hi, hi.
13:23Monica!
13:24Hi, Roy.
13:25How's it going?
13:26Hey, Monica.
13:29Charlene, what are you doing in your mother's purse?
13:32Well, Dad said I could borrow some credit cards.
13:34Dad?
13:35Yeah.
13:36Oh, Monica.
13:38I don't think so.
13:39Yeah, but just...
13:40Close the purse.
13:41Oh, boy.
13:45Now back away from it.
13:47Oh, first I have two dads.
13:48Now I have two moms.
13:50Yeah.
13:50Brother, just when I thought I had them where I wanted them.
13:53Roy, I think the kids might be trying to take advantage of you.
13:55Oh, my little bundles of joy?
13:58Not even a possibility.
14:00Give me sugar!
14:01Oh, right away.
14:02Roy, stop.
14:05Hi, there.
14:06Hi.
14:07Your skin is so blue.
14:09Did you even hear a word I said?
14:12You have such lovely eyes.
14:15They sit almost perfectly in your sockets.
14:18Hi, Monica.
14:19Morning, Roy.
14:20Oh, it's my wife, Fran.
14:21Hi, Fran.
14:22I just dropped by to borrow a couple of eggs.
14:24No problem.
14:25Great.
14:25I can explain, Fran.
14:28So how's it going?
14:29A little weird.
14:30But I've accepted that life in general is a little weird, so I'm coping.
14:34Here you go.
14:35Uh, uh, thanks.
14:37Well, see you later.
14:39Bye.
14:40Uh, sure thing.
14:41Uh, Fran, uh, uh, it wasn't what you think.
14:44Excuse me?
14:46Oh, okay, it was.
14:48It was what you think.
14:49I'm sorry.
14:51I betrayed you and my family.
14:53I am so ashamed.
14:55What are you talking about?
14:57Well, Monica, I'm in love with her.
15:00And yet I know that you are sort of my wife now.
15:04Oh.
15:04I'm torn between two dinosaurs, feeling like a fool.
15:09Roy, you don't have to be faithful to me.
15:12Oh, that's very modern of you, Fran.
15:14But it's the least I could do, considering my parenting skills are highly questionable.
15:19You're doing fine.
15:20Yeah.
15:21Yeah, but I'm no Earl.
15:23That may be, but Earl's not here, is he?
15:26Earl chose to do what the company wanted.
15:28Yes.
15:28So instead of being here with his family, he's over in your apartment right now, probably having the time of
15:34his life.
15:51Morning, Earl.
15:52Morning, Arnie.
15:53I missed you.
15:54Did you miss me?
15:55Yeah, a little.
15:56But I think it's good for our relationship that we spend some time apart.
16:00Oh.
16:01Oh, there were a couple of messages for you.
16:04And I took the liberty of ordering some more of these cocktail onions we were running low on.
16:08Thanks.
16:09So, how you doing?
16:10How am I doing?
16:12You mean, how am I doing now that I have no family?
16:15Now that I've been all alone for three days with no one who cares about me?
16:20Or even knows I've gone or even remembers my name?
16:22Still feeling a little self-absorbed, I see.
16:27Are you, uh, Earl Sinclair?
16:31I used to be.
16:32I got some power tools for you.
16:35Power tools?
16:36From We Say So.
16:37The company that builds with love.
16:40So what'd you do?
16:41Win them?
16:41No, I traded my family for them.
16:43Really?
16:44I give you my mother for the socket wrench right now.
16:50Okay, don't.
16:51See you at the company picnic.
16:54Company picnic?
16:55Yeah, this weekend.
16:57My boy and I have been practicing for the wheelbarrow race for weeks.
17:02Robbie and I used to kill at the wheelbarrow race.
17:05We're defending champs.
17:07It'll break his heart if I'm not there to hold his legs and push him.
17:11I know the company thinks Roy makes a better dad.
17:13But in this case, I think I do.
17:15Because my arms are longer.
17:17Are you saying the company might be wrong?
17:19Because that'd be anarchy.
17:20Oh, I'm so confused.
17:23But I've got to do something.
17:25Even if it means leaving this bar.
17:30Welcome to the company picnic.
17:33We got enough food for everybody to have one serving.
17:36So don't try and stuff any of it down your shirts
17:38because everybody's going to get searched before they leave.
17:41And remember to keep the noise down.
17:43And don't let your kids touch anything.
17:47Okay.
17:47One big happy family.
17:50Smile, smile.
17:51Come on, smile.
17:52Baby, come on, smile.
17:53Come on, smile.
17:54Give me a big one.
17:55Baby, come on, smile, smile.
17:56I am smiling.
17:58Give me a big one.
18:02Bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger.
18:03Bigger, bigger, bigger.
18:04Come on, come on.
18:05Give it to me, you little squirt.
18:06My face hurts.
18:08And go.
18:10Excellent.
18:10Okay, that's enough for today.
18:12Now go mingle with the other families.
18:15And here are some suggested things that we'd like you to say to them.
18:19Good.
18:19Thank you very much.
18:20Somebody make me a sandwich.
18:21It sure is generous of the company to throw a picnic for us, isn't it?
18:25No need for a union here.
18:26Oh, yes.
18:29Dad!
18:30Well, hi, kids.
18:31Hi.
18:32Hi, Daddy.
18:33Hi, Franny.
18:34Hello, Earl.
18:35I suddenly feel a little uncomfortable.
18:38Earl's presence makes me feel kind of undefined.
18:42Beat it.
18:44Ah, Clavity.
18:49Kids, I'd like to speak to your mother alone, please.
18:52Oh, sure.
18:53Yeah.
18:54Don't be a stranger.
18:58You, uh, you don't seem very happy to see me.
19:02You left us, Earl.
19:03Why should I be happy?
19:05I just did what I was supposed to do.
19:06You did what the company told you to do.
19:09Well, what did you expect me to say to them?
19:11I can't start a whole new life because I have a family.
19:15They make fun of me.
19:16Well, then I guess you've made your decision.
19:20Attention!
19:22Everybody shut up!
19:24All right.
19:25We're going to do the father-son wheelbarrow race now.
19:29All you teams report over to the starting line.
19:32So, how do you do this thing again?
19:34Oh, you just grab my ankles and try to keep up.
19:37Oh, it goes without saying.
19:38Food, food, food, food, food.
19:40Where's the pie-eating content?
19:43The We Say So Company reminds you that we are not liable for loss of limb, loss of eye, or
19:51dismemberment of any kind
19:52due to you running around holding your kids' feet in the air like a bunch of morons.
19:57Now, you can have fun, but you're on your own.
20:01And after...
20:02Excuse me.
20:03I'm sorry to interrupt, but there's something I have to say.
20:06Somebody remove this guy.
20:08He doesn't exist.
20:08Oh, no.
20:09He's wrong.
20:10I do exist.
20:11My name is Earl Sinclair.
20:13And I am the true and rightful father of the We Say So Perfect family.
20:19I'm the guy that gave up my family because the company told me to.
20:23I did it because I thought the company was always right.
20:26The company is always right.
20:27That's what I used to think.
20:29After all, companies are big and powerful.
20:33And it always seems they know what they're doing.
20:35And families?
20:37Well, families are new.
20:39They have problems.
20:40And they're not always perfect.
20:42But families can give you something companies never will.
20:46A comprehensive health plan?
20:48No!
20:49Love.
20:50I didn't see that.
20:52A family will give you love.
20:57So if I have to choose between my family and my company, I know which one is more important.
21:04Is it the company?
21:05No!
21:07It's my family.
21:09Because without them, I'm nothing.
21:13Sweet.
21:15And now?
21:16No!
21:18I'm ready to die.
21:19Not so fast.
21:21Yeah, slow would be better.
21:23This dinosaur may have some value to us.
21:26You mean other than his meaty thighs?
21:29I think he may become something of a hero to these workers.
21:33And I'm not sure how, but maybe that's exploitable.
21:37Hmm.
21:39Can we go home now?
21:41Don't know.
21:42Could still go either way.
21:44You!
21:44You!
21:45You can leave.
21:46However, we may call on you later to help us in some way.
21:49Like speak against a work safety program.
21:52Or infiltrate a union.
21:54Oh, I'd be flattered to.
21:56Attaboy!
22:01So, did you miss me?
22:03Well, you were only gone a week.
22:05But, did you miss me?
22:07Well, I guess we didn't take advantage of the situation as much as we could have.
22:13And what about you?
22:15Not the mama!
22:19I missed you, too.
22:22I missed you, too.
23:00What about you?
23:14I missed you.
23:15I missed you.
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