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00:00:07Oh
00:00:4310 years ago, a mermaid dreamed of life on the land.
00:00:49I've never seen a human this close before.
00:00:53Now, her daughter dreams of the sea.
00:00:56You know what?
00:00:57And sometimes I even pretend I have fins.
00:01:04The Little Mermaid 2, Return to the Sea.
00:01:08Get ready for a story unlike any other.
00:01:11This is the only way.
00:01:12Melody can't know about merpeople or Atlantica.
00:01:16It's an adventure you'll never forget.
00:01:19What's happening?
00:01:20Melody!
00:01:23Walt Disney Pictures proudly presents an all-new, full-length animated feature.
00:01:29I know this necklace means something.
00:01:31If no one's going to tell me, I'm going to find out for myself.
00:01:34The Little Mermaid 2, Return to the Sea.
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00:03:11It's Goofy and Max in their first full-length animated feature.
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00:03:18I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:03:20Walt Disney Pictures presents...
00:03:22Come on.
00:03:22This is gonna be fun.
00:03:23...the story of a father who couldn't be closer to driving his son crazy.
00:03:29Now, they're getting a crash course in becoming best friends.
00:03:34It's Bigfoot!
00:03:36Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot?
00:03:38You're out of focus.
00:03:42One of Disney's favorite classic characters in the most hilarious...
00:03:49It's the Leaning Tower of Cheez-Up.
00:03:53...and hippest animated musical comedy ever.
00:03:56A little smokey.
00:04:01A Goofy Movie.
00:04:04Morning, son!
00:04:06Dad!
00:04:07It's hard to be cool when your dad is goofy.
00:04:11You look just like I did at your age.
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00:04:53For more fun and laughter, join us after the feature for a special program,
00:04:58Kids' Goofiest Jokes.
00:05:00Then be sure to catch Cleopatra performing right back where we started from.
00:05:04One of the cool songs on the new Walt Disney Records album,
00:05:07An Extremely Goofy Dad's Party.
00:05:14And now, our feature presentation.
00:05:46And now, our feature presentation.
00:05:49Wahoo!
00:05:50Woohoo!
00:06:00Yo, yo!
00:06:06Yeah!
00:06:07Woo!
00:06:08Yeah!
00:06:08Hey, I'm chill!
00:06:09Bobby, do you have to get this thing on the back?
00:06:13Hey, we're gonna fly up!
00:06:14Hey! Hey, man!
00:06:17Hey, man!
00:06:19Hey, man!
00:06:20Hey, man!
00:06:24Hey, man!
00:06:24Hey, man!
00:06:26Hey, man!
00:06:30Hey, man!
00:06:32Hey, man!
00:06:36Hey, man!
00:06:57Do you realize going off to college means no more
00:07:00well-meaning but totally
00:07:02smothering over protective doting
00:07:04looking dads?
00:07:06Yeah, well, yours at least.
00:07:08My dad's been counting down the days until
00:07:10he can turn my bedroom into a bowling alley.
00:07:13And we have a sure-fire
00:07:15way to shoot straight to the top
00:07:16of the freshman heap!
00:07:18The College X Games!
00:07:21First freshman team
00:07:22to win it all! First team to
00:07:24boot those number one gammas on their
00:07:26booties!
00:07:29The gammas may be five-time winners,
00:07:31but I hope they're ready for a
00:07:33losing streak!
00:07:35Let's beat the gammas!
00:07:37Let's do it!
00:07:38Let's do it!
00:07:39Yes!
00:07:46Of course, Pete.
00:07:48One day you're changing their diapers
00:07:50and the next thing you know
00:07:52you're all grown up and leaving
00:07:54for college.
00:07:56Well, the way I see it,
00:07:57it's my last night of babysitting
00:07:59and I'm a free man!
00:08:01Oh, yeah!
00:08:03Free, free, free, I tell you!
00:08:05Yahoo!
00:08:07Come on, son!
00:08:08I can't miss you if you won't leave!
00:08:14Free...
00:08:15Hey, why don't you get the boys?
00:08:17Food's almost ready.
00:08:18It's time to soak these little babies down!
00:08:24Nice!
00:08:25Rasta! Pasta!
00:08:28Max Man!
00:08:29Whoa!
00:08:30Maxie's pretty good at that boardin' stuff.
00:08:33He is totally gonna kill our college.
00:08:37Huh?
00:08:40Yeah!
00:08:42Yes!
00:08:42Now, listen, son.
00:08:44That there Rex Games fiddle-faddle
00:08:46may be all well and fun,
00:08:48but remember, you're going off to college
00:08:51to make something of yourselves.
00:08:53Exactly!
00:08:54You'll get a degree,
00:08:55and the world will be your clan.
00:08:59Uh...
00:09:00Oyster, Dad?
00:09:01Oh, no thanks.
00:09:02I'm saving room for weenies.
00:09:03Now, let me show you exactly what I mean.
00:09:07No, not the old horseshoe lecture.
00:09:11You see, tossing horseshoes is a lot like how life works.
00:09:15Ow!
00:09:17Sorry, Pete.
00:09:21Oh, like I was saying,
00:09:23it's about staying focused on your goals.
00:09:27Right!
00:09:28You see, every once in a while,
00:09:31life gives you an important tossing opportunity.
00:09:34Like, uh, well, uh, college for instance.
00:09:37If you want that diploma,
00:09:38you've got to fix both eyes on it
00:09:41like it was this here horseshoe steak.
00:09:44And, with the proper consecration and follow-through...
00:09:55Come on, through it, will ya?
00:09:57You should hear the...
00:09:58playing of a ringer!
00:09:59playing of the horse
00:10:01playing of the horse
00:10:02playing of the horse
00:10:18See, Maxie?
00:10:19You've just gotta stay focused.
00:10:21Oh, you seey.
00:10:22Hey, Goof!
00:10:23It's getting cold already.
00:10:29Hey, P, isn't ten hot dogs enough, come on, pass them over here.
00:10:36Oh, I can't wait to get out of here.
00:10:39Oh, here, let me help you pack.
00:10:41Dad, I can do that.
00:10:43Well, sure hope so. I'm not gonna be there at college to pick up after you.
00:10:48In fact, it's gonna be a long time before you see your old man again.
00:10:54What? Maybe Christmas?
00:10:58Aw, Dad, it'll go by fast. Not too fast, I hope.
00:11:03It's time to take charge. Live your own life. You're a grown man now, Maxipoo.
00:11:13I'm not taking old stuffed bear to college, Dad.
00:11:18Sure you are.
00:11:19No.
00:11:20What are you talking about?
00:11:21No.
00:11:22Ooh, you lost stuffed bear. Come on. You're gonna leave me.
00:11:24I'm not kidding. No, Daddy, don't move.
00:11:27Come on, come on, Daddy. Don't move.
00:11:34Well then, I got something else for you.
00:11:41Son, I want you to have this.
00:11:44Whoa, it weighs like a ton.
00:11:46Hey, I bet it's one of those combo TV, CD, VCR, laptop, scanner, fax things, right?
00:11:51Oh, man, they are so cool.
00:11:55You're too stunned to speak, huh?
00:11:57No, no, just stunned.
00:12:00What is it?
00:12:02This was my father's.
00:12:04And now, son, it's yours.
00:12:08Thanks, Dad. This means a lot to me.
00:12:11Oh, listen.
00:12:12I'm gonna turn in.
00:12:15You know, big day tomorrow.
00:12:28Good night, Dad.
00:12:30Good night, son.
00:12:32Good night, son.
00:12:51Good night, son.
00:13:01Oh, yep.
00:13:02Did you put on clean underwear?
00:13:04Dad.
00:13:06Oop, gotta go.
00:13:07What about the legs?
00:13:09Oh!
00:13:11You going already?
00:13:12Yeah, I gotta get there early for freshman orientation, Dad.
00:13:14See ya.
00:13:15Well, what about breakfast?
00:13:17You need your three spurs a day, you know.
00:13:19Don't worry, we'll pick up some donuts on the way.
00:13:21Love you, miss you, see you at Christmas.
00:13:23Bye!
00:13:24Don't forget to have some milk with those donuts.
00:13:30Goodbye, my little college man.
00:13:57Bye.
00:14:06Bye.
00:14:12Bye.
00:14:38Gorsh.
00:14:57Okay, dude, uh, South, uh, no, wait, I mean, uh, oh, I don't know, man, would I look like
00:15:02Magellan?
00:15:02PJ, you couldn't spell Magellan.
00:15:04Try hanging on Louie.
00:15:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, that's the other Louie.
00:15:07Louie, Huey, Dewey, what are you talking about here, huh?
00:15:10Yo, it's right here, this way.
00:15:12Yeah, PJ, Bobby's right.
00:15:14Uh, hey, Bob, um, who's driving?
00:15:16Huh?
00:15:34Check it out.
00:15:39Gentlemen, I welcome you to the first day of the rest of our lives.
00:15:45Wow, that's pretty deep.
00:15:47Did you get that off a bumper sticker?
00:15:54Yo, I spy the Gamma House.
00:15:57Which means that dude right there is the one, the only, Bradley Uppercrust III.
00:16:07Whoa, the college ex-games king.
00:16:11Yeah, until we take the crown.
00:16:34Let's play ball, Dad.
00:16:38My ex.
00:16:54Oh, that's pretty.
00:16:58No, I'll kick off your crown.
00:16:59Let's play ball.
00:17:00Let's play ball.
00:17:01Okay, good.
00:17:01Let's play ball.
00:17:04Let's play ball.
00:17:05What's play ball?
00:17:06What's up?
00:17:10Let's try ball.
00:17:11It's not a bad ball.
00:17:17Hiya, Dad.
00:17:19Maxie.
00:17:21Mr. Goof, an assembly line is for assembly.
00:17:26Stop daydreaming and get back to work or else.
00:17:46I thought it was an all-timey immebecile.
00:17:48I'm a little afraid I guess.
00:17:50...I'll help you.
00:17:53No!
00:17:54No, no!
00:17:57Oh no!
00:17:59No!
00:18:02Aaaaaaaah!
00:18:03Oh no!
00:18:03Ho ho ho ho ho!
00:18:05Wee!
00:18:05Ha!
00:18:06Ha!
00:18:16Oh
00:18:24Poofie I warned you
00:18:48Oh
00:19:00Hey air Max a million
00:19:19Look at that guy go
00:19:20I can't look at anything now
00:19:22Oh my gosh
00:19:30Oh did you see that
00:19:33No more power
00:19:35Well well well
00:19:37Look what the freshman cat dragged in baby
00:19:40Some new meat
00:19:41Hey hey easy big fella
00:19:43That new meat looks like gamma material
00:19:46Let's check him out
00:19:47Gammas roll
00:19:49Hooray
00:20:03Check it out
00:20:04Look who's following us
00:20:09Let's just make sure it stays that way
00:20:17Let's go
00:20:18Let's go
00:20:18Oh god
00:20:18You got this
00:20:20Whoa
00:20:21Woah
00:20:22Whoa
00:20:25Woo
00:20:26Whoa
00:20:28Woo
00:20:29Woo
00:20:29Woo
00:20:30Oh, my God.
00:20:41Oh, my God.
00:20:48Grande cap, extra foamy, hold the whip, cinnamon dust, biscotti size.
00:20:52Scotty size.
00:20:53Ice double top of sand cap.
00:20:55Top of sand cap.
00:20:56Mini scones.
00:20:56We got two.
00:20:57Hey, you guys grab a table.
00:20:58I'll grab the java.
00:21:07Life.
00:21:09Life is like a lime.
00:21:12It's tart and tangy.
00:21:14Sweet.
00:21:16Oh, so sublime.
00:21:19Quiet.
00:21:21Speechless like a mime.
00:21:23Bold and noisy like a crime.
00:21:27Don't you dare waste my time, because life can stop on a dime.
00:21:43Bravo.
00:21:44Bravo.
00:21:46Bravo.
00:21:46Encore.
00:21:47Arthur.
00:21:48Arthur Miller.
00:21:49Suddenly, I'm feeling dizzy with emotion.
00:21:55Check it out, Bradley.
00:21:57He's over there.
00:22:00I'm going to go give him a gamma welcome.
00:22:04Oh, I'm sorry.
00:22:05I, I...
00:22:06No, no, no.
00:22:07No.
00:22:07It's, uh, it's all right.
00:22:09Really.
00:22:10You know, I'd wager that if you were on a skateboard, you wouldn't have spilled a drop.
00:22:14You'd win that bet.
00:22:15It's my best event.
00:22:17Hi.
00:22:18I'm Max.
00:22:19Bradley.
00:22:20Bradley Uppercrust III.
00:22:23Oh, yes.
00:22:24My right-hand man, gamma brother, Tank.
00:22:27The pleasure's all mine, baby.
00:22:30Welcome aboard, little tyke.
00:22:31Your class, the high kind.
00:22:34Max, we have won every College X Games competition since the beginning.
00:22:39And we have decided to make you our first draft pick.
00:22:44Lucky you, huh?
00:22:45What do you think of that?
00:22:47No way.
00:22:48You want us to be gammas?
00:22:50Huh?
00:22:51You guys, you hear that?
00:22:53We are going to be part of the...
00:22:54Hold on, pal.
00:22:56This reservation's only for one.
00:22:58Oh.
00:22:59Well, I'm sorry, but PJ Bobby and I are in this together.
00:23:03It's all of us, or none of me.
00:23:06Max, Max, Max.
00:23:07You don't want to be weighed down by those clowns, do you?
00:23:11I thought you wanted to win.
00:23:13Well, that's just what we're going to do.
00:23:16Like you'll find any better competitors than my teammates.
00:23:20They're the real deal.
00:23:21Serious athletes.
00:23:23Check it.
00:23:25Uh-huh.
00:23:27Dynamic thoughts.
00:23:28Come on.
00:23:29The only thing you three could win is a loser contest, baby.
00:23:37Wow, nice trick.
00:23:39Did they go fetch and play dead, too?
00:23:42Why, yes.
00:23:42As a matter of fact, they do.
00:23:44Gammas, fetch.
00:23:46Uh-oh.
00:23:48This can't be good.
00:23:50Back off, man.
00:23:52I got a biscotti and I'm not afraid to use it.
00:23:56All right, quit toying with my emotions.
00:23:59I thought we were friends.
00:24:01See, I'm giving you the opportunity to join the Gamma Moo Moo fraternity.
00:24:06Moo Moo.
00:24:08Who wants to join to hurt our cows?
00:24:10Tank.
00:24:11Now, pray tell, sweetheart.
00:24:14Would Mr. Upper Crust like a little power wedgie for your view and pleasure?
00:24:18Hey, leave him alone.
00:24:20Huh?
00:24:20Bobby!
00:24:21Hey, don't worry, bro.
00:24:24I'm a yellow bell.
00:24:27Yeah!
00:24:28Yeah!
00:24:29Hey!
00:24:31Daddy-os.
00:24:32This is a real L-7 scene.
00:24:35Let's all just take a trip down the road of forgiveness and compassion.
00:24:40Ooh, passion.
00:24:42I like your style, little Miss Mochaccino.
00:24:45But I'm busy right now.
00:24:46Well, I'm dizzy right now from watching your downward spiral.
00:24:51Uh, why don't you go off and save some whales or something?
00:24:55Ha!
00:24:56Oh, you slay me, tiger.
00:24:58You are the fly in my soup.
00:25:00You are the eyelash in my eye.
00:25:02You are so busy blowing out bad vibes in every direction
00:25:05that we are all choking on your secondhand smoke.
00:25:26Knock it off!
00:25:28What's wrong, Brad?
00:25:30Don't you dare call me that!
00:25:32Yeah, don't forget, he's the king, Buster.
00:25:36Yeah, well, we'll dethrone you and the Gammas, your royal loners.
00:25:40Ha!
00:25:40You'll be lucky to be my towel boy.
00:25:43Why don't we just make a little wager on that?
00:25:46Loser of the finals will be towel boy to the other.
00:25:50You got a deal.
00:25:52Be ready to wipe the dirt off my shoes, freshman.
00:25:56Gammas out!
00:25:59Let the door hit ya.
00:26:00Later.
00:26:01Good, friend.
00:26:02Now that's the first time I ever saw the trash take itself out.
00:26:07You've got the feet, boys.
00:26:10You invented it, girl.
00:26:11You let your fingers do the talking, right?
00:26:22Next!
00:26:27Well, Mr. Goof, I notice you don't have a college degree.
00:26:32Well, I did complete three years, but...
00:26:36Look, doll, I'm afraid we can only get jobs for people who have college degrees.
00:26:41So, what do you need?
00:26:43What is a degree?
00:26:46Bingo!
00:26:46We have a winner!
00:26:48Oh, what's a Goof to do?
00:26:51Well, doll, uh, Mr. Goof, the answer to your problem is simple.
00:26:57The only way to build your career is to go back to college.
00:27:01College?
00:27:02Me?
00:27:03I was there in the 70s.
00:27:05I'm too old for that now.
00:27:07Come on, doll.
00:27:08You're never too old to learn a new trick.
00:27:13We who are godlike now, for once amass, of quivering purple, flecked with bars of gold, unsentient,
00:27:25or of joy or misery, and tossed in terrible tangles of some wild wind-sweat.
00:27:35Bye, everybody!
00:27:42I'm just a yearnin' for some learnin'!
00:27:45Who is this guy?
00:27:48Right on, butter!
00:27:51Hey, Max, is my fishing part, or does that guy look like your dad?
00:27:57Maxie!
00:27:58Kill me just to kill me now!
00:28:00Hey, Maxie!
00:28:01Looks like you and me are gonna be classmates!
00:28:06He's my son!
00:28:15Daddy's little baby couldn't be alone?
00:28:25And so I got fired.
00:28:27Oh, I guess I lost my focus.
00:28:30Oh, Dad, I'm so sorry to hear that.
00:28:33Well, look, if you're here to stay, I think we need to...
00:28:38Focus more!
00:28:38You're absolutely right!
00:28:40Now that I'm with you, I won't be distracted no more!
00:28:43No, sirree!
00:28:44I'm gonna get me that college degree!
00:28:47Whoa!
00:28:49Oh, man!
00:28:51What a bonus!
00:28:53Loser!
00:28:54Dad, what I was saying is that we need to establish some ground rules.
00:29:00Well, sure.
00:29:01Whatever you say, Maxie.
00:29:03First thing, lose the wig.
00:29:06But I need to look hip and groovy for college.
00:29:09Dad, you're scaring people.
00:29:14I know you're worried it might be hard to get into the swing of things here.
00:29:18And, well, might be.
00:29:20But I figure two goofs are better than one.
00:29:24Two goofs, all right.
00:29:25And just think, a whole nother year, just you and me.
00:29:32A year?
00:29:33Did you say a year?
00:29:34Tell me he didn't say a year, man.
00:29:35I heard a year.
00:29:36Would you hold me and tell me he didn't say a year?
00:29:38A year's like...
00:29:40That's forever!
00:29:41You realize this could severely affect campus hijinkage.
00:29:46Yeah.
00:29:47And how are we going to whip those gammas now?
00:29:50With your dad's practice, interrupt us.
00:29:53Listen, guys.
00:29:54Cut the old man some slack.
00:29:55He has to be here.
00:29:56He was fired and he can't find a good job without a degree.
00:30:00Fired?
00:30:00Whoa.
00:30:01You mean like his pink slip was showing?
00:30:04Don't push him, man.
00:30:06Look, I talked to him and laid out all the ground rules.
00:30:09No interfering with the X Games practice.
00:30:12No hounding us about schoolwork.
00:30:14No coming into our room unannounced.
00:30:15And no acting like a father.
00:30:18Especially mine.
00:30:20He's got his life.
00:30:21I've got my life.
00:30:23My life.
00:30:24My life.
00:30:25My life.
00:30:28Spooky.
00:30:34Rise and shine.
00:30:37School's a-waiting.
00:30:38Huh?
00:30:39What do you say, boys?
00:30:42Dad.
00:30:43First class isn't it too nerd?
00:30:46Maybe so.
00:30:47But every day starts with a good breakfast.
00:30:50Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:30:53Ah!
00:30:55Ah!
00:30:55Ah!
00:30:57Ah!
00:30:57Ah!
00:30:58Ah!
00:31:02No way to run to, baby.
00:31:05No way to hide.
00:31:08It's not love I'm running from.
00:31:10It's the heart that I know will come.
00:31:13Cause I know you're looking for me.
00:31:16You're looking for me.
00:31:18You're looking for me.
00:31:19Everywhere I go.
00:31:20Smoke in your back!
00:31:22Step on take.
00:31:23It's the heart that I'm running from.
00:31:25Yeah.
00:31:25If I let the ghost.
00:31:27No, no.
00:31:29Oh!
00:31:31I know it's high.
00:31:37I got nowhere to run to, baby.
00:31:39Hey!
00:31:40Oh!
00:31:41Oh!
00:31:43Oh!
00:31:44Oh!
00:31:45Oh!
00:31:48Oh!
00:31:48Oh!
00:31:49Ah, ah, ah, ah?
00:31:55Huh?
00:31:57Hiya, Max!
00:31:58Ah!
00:32:06So, after we compare and contrast the age of Enlightenment's dark period
00:32:12with the Spanish Inquisition's recessionary trends,
00:32:15we can get a head start on our Trig-Normand, uh, Triggy,
00:32:18through, uh, the math.
00:32:20Then as a treat, I'll get us tickets
00:32:22to the Museum of Natural Arts and Sciences.
00:32:25I hear there's a spectacular leech exhibit.
00:32:29But only if we finish all our homework.
00:32:35Huh?
00:32:52Where are you going, son?
00:32:54Oh, yeah.
00:32:55Well, I was just gonna go to,
00:32:58you know, go to the, uh, to...
00:33:03Take you to sign up for your library card, Dad.
00:33:07All new students need one.
00:33:16Ahem.
00:33:20Good morning, gentlemen.
00:33:22I am the head librarian versed in all aspects
00:33:24of your school's library,
00:33:26including but not limited to fiction, nonfiction,
00:33:29periodicals, reference, and policy.
00:33:31How may I help you?
00:33:32Hi there, Miss Mar...poly?
00:33:35Marpole, Marpole.
00:33:36My dad needs a library card.
00:33:38Could you...
00:33:39Oh, it would be my pleasure.
00:33:41We here at the college library believe
00:33:44that owning a library card is a privilege,
00:33:46not a right.
00:33:47Consequently,
00:33:49we expect students to treat
00:33:51the Dewey Decimal System
00:33:52with respect.
00:33:54You'll find these helpful
00:33:56to your library experience.
00:33:58Oh, B.
00:34:00Is that a genuine mood ring you're wearing?
00:34:03Well, oh, oh, that, uh, yes.
00:34:06Well, yes, it is.
00:34:08I'm a collector of 70s memorabilia and such.
00:34:12Sort of silly, huh?
00:34:13What, are you kidding?
00:34:15This here's a Gilligan's Island fan club seashell.
00:34:18Get out.
00:34:21Do you remember the one when the professor
00:34:22built a non-combustible engine
00:34:23out of coconut shells and sand?
00:34:25Of course, yeah.
00:34:27Little buddy.
00:34:29And they used it to power...
00:34:30Come on, we're supposed to be practicing
00:34:31for the X Games.
00:34:33I love all that 70s stuff.
00:34:36Come on, guys, we're out of here.
00:34:37Oh, gosh, remember the boogie duck?
00:34:40That was my all-time favorite.
00:34:48Here at the college library,
00:34:50you'll find the most...
00:34:55...miss marvel in a library.
00:35:02Really?
00:35:04And now I actually think
00:35:07the psych department will be most refreshing.
00:35:13Well, uh, I really should be
00:35:16getting back to work.
00:35:19Say, um, uh, Miss Marple, uh...
00:35:23Oh, you can call me Sylvia.
00:35:26Gorge, Sylvia.
00:35:28I was, uh, I was just wondering
00:35:31if, uh, maybe you'd, uh, like to...
00:35:33Well, go out to dinner?
00:35:35Well, then maybe afterwards, uh...
00:35:38Go dancing?
00:35:40Sure.
00:35:40So, uh, if, uh...
00:35:43Well, you're free on, uh...
00:35:45Saturday?
00:35:46Oh, I'd love to.
00:35:47Seven o'clock?
00:35:48All right.
00:35:50See you then.
00:35:52You know, Goofy,
00:35:53you're pretty groovy.
00:35:59Oh, yucks.
00:36:02She said I'm pretty groovy.
00:36:05Hey, Maxie, guess what?
00:36:08Maxie?
00:36:11I got a date.
00:36:21Excellent ground.
00:36:23Whoa.
00:36:25I got a date.
00:36:27I got a date.
00:36:29Come to Maxie.
00:36:31There he is.
00:36:33Maxie!
00:36:34I got him!
00:36:37Let go, Dad!
00:36:55Hey, that guy is good!
00:36:57Hey, isn't that baby Goof's old man?
00:37:11Goof!
00:37:15Wow-wee!
00:37:16Give me that!
00:37:17That sure was a heap of fun!
00:37:20Now I see why you're so crazy about it!
00:37:23Hey, Maxie!
00:37:24What if I joined your team?
00:37:26I mean, we could practice together and wear them funny outfits and everything and be a lot of fun!
00:37:30Dad, as fun as that sounds, there are no openings on my team!
00:37:37Okay!
00:37:42Mr. Goof, your performance was without a doubt the most breathtaking display of alternative sport inventiveness yet to be paralleled
00:37:51by mankind!
00:37:54Gee, thanks! Whatever you said!
00:37:58The, uh, Gammas, the number one team in the history of the College X Games, have an opening on our
00:38:03team.
00:38:04And it has got your name on it, buddy!
00:38:07Be a winner!
00:38:08Joints!
00:38:09Hey, welcome to the team!
00:38:10That's real nice of you to ask, but I'm really only interested in staying close to Maxie.
00:38:18I'm not sure you understand this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
00:38:23Well, I'm not sure you understand the bond between a father and his son.
00:38:29Guys, I have a plan.
00:38:32Well, if you change your mind...
00:38:34Here's my card.
00:38:36Gammas, let's pack it up!
00:38:38Gorge!
00:38:39All right, get out of here.
00:38:40Listen, Dad, next to our team, the Gammas are THE team, and they need you more than we do.
00:38:46Oh, yeah, Mr. Goof! The Gammas are, like, way hot, man!
00:38:49And besides, we'll all still be around each other at practices and events all the time!
00:38:55You'll have oodles of fun!
00:38:58Well, son, if you say so...
00:39:01Go for it, Dad!
00:39:02Hey, uh, Mr. Uppercrust, you can count me in!
00:39:07All right, then. There you go.
00:39:09Gentlemen, please.
00:39:11Gamma Brother Goofy, let me present you with your Gamma Moo Moo Pledge Pin.
00:39:17Gammas, exit!
00:39:19Gamma Brother Goofy!
00:39:24Woo! Yeah!
00:39:34A crunch to us!
00:39:37I can't believe it! It worked!
00:39:40We unloaded my dad, and now we can focus on winning!
00:39:45Let's do it! Do It!
00:39:50Hey, hi, I know you. You're that awesome new skateboarder. Save a dance for me?
00:39:58No problem.
00:40:04You bitch! I can't see this!
00:40:11Me and a little clumpet like yourself could make beautiful bongo music.
00:40:16Together.
00:40:17Whoa, easy boy, you're fogging up my karma.
00:40:22Hey, you want to sit with us?
00:40:23Sure. Your cool balances out. His fool.
00:40:29Okay, whatever.
00:40:33Well, if it's all the same, I, uh, I forgot your name.
00:40:39It is endemic of the current culture that those with large stature are overlooked, except by vultures, with no regard
00:40:47to the depth of their souls, the height of their passion, the beauty of their moments.
00:40:55Oh, wise Buddha boy. How could anyone overlook such a bundle of yesness?
00:41:02Let's dance.
00:41:07Guess the Ba-Boys lost his touch.
00:41:20Oh my God.
00:41:21Oh my God.
00:41:23Oh my God.
00:41:26Oh my God.
00:41:28Oh my God.
00:41:30Oh my God.
00:41:33You're out of his place.
00:41:34Oh my God.
00:41:49Hey, what's going on?
00:42:31If the gammas don't keep my dad out of our hair, his new girlfriend will.
00:42:36Oh, you're swinging with some pretty cool canines there, Papa Dog.
00:43:01Well, you are queen of the scene, my little Jabba Bee.
00:43:06Show them how we do it now.
00:43:09There's nothing more that I'd like to do than take the floor and dance with you.
00:43:16Keep dancing.
00:43:18Let's keep dancing.
00:43:38You've got a cute way of talking.
00:43:42You've got the better of me.
00:43:47Just step your fingers and I'm walking like a dog hanging on a leash.
00:43:57I'm in a swing, you know, shaking on a string, you know, you make me feel like dancing.
00:44:04Oh, that's the night away.
00:44:06You make me feel like dancing.
00:44:09Oh, that's the night away.
00:44:11You make me feel like dancing.
00:44:13I feel like dancing.
00:44:16I feel like dancing.
00:44:18I feel like dancing.
00:44:21Dancing.
00:44:26You make me feel like dancing.
00:44:28Oh, Goofy.
00:44:31This is the best night of my life.
00:44:35Mine too.
00:44:43You make me feel like dancing.
00:45:08Whoa!
00:45:17Hey!
00:45:18What?
00:45:36Hmm?
00:45:37No!
00:45:38Oh!
00:45:39Oh!
00:45:40Oh!
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:51I'll see you at the qualifying rounds, freshman.
00:45:55And after, when you'll be bringing me my towel, boy.
00:46:13Oh, this is everything I dreamed it would be.
00:46:18Whoa.
00:46:20This place puts the rage in outrageous.
00:46:24No kidding.
00:46:25It buries what we're used to.
00:46:27Okay, all right.
00:46:28Just remember, there's nothing here that we can't handle.
00:46:32Oh, I seriously doubt that.
00:46:34We're gonna eat you alive, freshman.
00:46:37Oh, Brad.
00:46:39We're quaking on our boards.
00:46:41Attention!
00:46:42Wood Gamma Team 1 and Team 99 report to the street competition platform.
00:46:49Hey, guys.
00:46:50That's us.
00:46:51Let's do it to it.
00:46:52Good luck, son.
00:46:54Yeah.
00:46:55You too, Dad.
00:46:56Hey, ho, and what do you know?
00:46:59Welcome to the sixth annual College X Games.
00:47:05Mark and Tristan are gonna spin, twist, plunge, and plunge like there's no tomorrow.
00:47:11Today's qualifying rounds will determine who will compete in the semifinals.
00:47:17And now, let's see what's happening at our first venue, the skateboarder street competition,
00:47:21from our man on the street, Ken Clark.
00:47:25Welcome, one and all.
00:47:27Today...
00:47:28Thank you, Ken.
00:47:29Word on the street is that there's a new kid in town now who poses a threat to Bradley Uppercrust
00:47:35the Third.
00:47:35That's right, Chuck.
00:47:37And his name is Max Goolz.
00:47:41Max!
00:47:42Max!
00:47:43Max!
00:47:44Max!
00:47:47Max!
00:47:47Max!
00:47:47Max!
00:47:48Max!
00:47:50This is it, man, your competition.
00:47:53This is the big one, bro.
00:47:55Stay focused.
00:47:59just like we always do it's a little insurance baby with no deductible crazy idea you do the
00:48:07honors brother goof me gosh oh well sure well well what do we have here looks like there's
00:48:17been a last minute substitution that's right chuck skateboarding for the gammas is max goofs
00:48:24father goofy it's patriarch and son pitted against each other in a battle of skill and dexterity
00:48:35oh this is gonna be good
00:48:52looks like brother goof needs a
00:48:54boost
00:48:58that's been a huge triple flip on the corner pipe
00:49:0350 50 slide uphill to a flip transfer
00:49:06oh
00:49:21that's right chuck looks like the new kid in town
00:49:24is no match for the unbeatable gammas and their newest member
00:49:30let's see what the judges have to say
00:49:34perfect tens across the board except the german judge nine on that one wow blown away by his own dad
00:49:43hey quiet i'm trying to concentrate here
00:49:48it's max's time to skate
00:49:51and here he goes
00:49:53and here he goes
00:50:21max get up
00:50:24but he's okay let's see if he can end strong
00:50:30oh this is a new one i have never seen this move
00:50:35i have never seen this move
00:50:57max it's okay man we're in
00:51:00get real
00:51:04witness gentlemen victory is ours
00:51:07and most importantly we taught our little freshman foes not to mess with the gammas
00:51:17moxie
00:51:25i've been looking all over for you son
00:51:27where you been
00:51:28i can't tell you how sorry i am
00:51:31oh save your breath
00:51:32you may have won this time
00:51:34but dad
00:51:36this campus just isn't big enough for the both of us
00:51:39i didn't mean for it to turn out this way max
00:51:41i was just trying to get closer to you
00:51:44oh don't you get it
00:51:46i'm trying to get away from you
00:51:49i'm not a little kid anymore
00:51:50now just leave me alone and get your own life
00:51:58well good morning people
00:52:00it would appear that it is time to start
00:52:03you may open
00:52:07oh mr goof
00:52:09nice of you to join us today
00:52:12oh yeah right
00:52:16you may open your envelopes and begin
00:52:30let's not have any wandering eyes
00:52:56hello world hear the song that we're singing
00:52:59come on get happy
00:53:04a whole lot of loving is what we'll be bringing
00:53:07hope will make you happy
00:53:12we have a dream we go travel together
00:53:16it's better a little love and then we'll keep moving on
00:53:19something always happens whenever we're together
00:53:22we get a happy feeling when we're singing
00:53:25hi dad
00:53:26we're traveling along there's a song that we're singing
00:53:30come on get happy
00:53:34a whole lot of loving is what we'll be bringing
00:53:38we'll make you happy
00:53:42we'll make you happy
00:53:44we'll make you happy
00:53:47we'll make you happy
00:54:07we'll make you happy
00:54:22get your own life
00:54:24get your own life
00:54:26leave me alone and get your own life
00:54:35pencils down
00:54:36i said pencils down
00:54:40wait a minute i'm not finished
00:54:43i got
00:54:44it's over mr wolf
00:54:47i got you
00:54:50i got you
00:54:51i got you
00:54:53i got you
00:54:57i got you
00:55:17Oh, Pete, what am I gonna do now?
00:55:22Oh, look, Goof, it's no big deal.
00:55:25All that book learning doesn't prepare you for doodly squat.
00:55:29It's useless in the real world.
00:55:31Ha! All them square roots and circumnavigating the circumference of the...
00:55:36It's all carpology.
00:55:39Look here.
00:55:39If you know that four quarters adds up to a simoleon, you'll survive.
00:55:46Anyone who tells you anything different is primed in your pump.
00:55:52Take it from me, pal.
00:55:56If you want that deep woman, you gotta fix both eyes on it.
00:56:00What are you?
00:56:01It's this here horseshoe stick.
00:56:11That's it! I lost my focus.
00:56:14I gotta get back there and straighten things out.
00:56:19Focus.
00:56:25Did I miss something?
00:56:36Hey, I know you.
00:56:39Aren't you?
00:56:40Yeah, Max.
00:56:41Goofy son.
00:56:43He is rad.
00:57:13Don't.
00:57:13God.
00:57:13Hmm. Do you ever wonder why we're always, like, wearing gloves?
00:57:23Grande cappuccino. Make it a double.
00:57:26Hey, Max!
00:57:28Candy cap, double it.
00:57:29Be here now, bro. We thrive on the singularity of the you that is one with yourself-ness.
00:57:36That's just the new PJ speak for where you been, buddy.
00:57:44I've decided this school's only big enough for one goof.
00:57:49I'm transferring out of here.
00:57:51Excuse-moi, moi?
00:57:53Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold it, Max! Come on! That means you can't be on the X Games team!
00:57:58Exactly. You don't want me on the team anyway. I lost in my best event.
00:58:03Oh, come on! Hey, Max, man! That was a one-time freakfest.
00:58:07You can beat any of those losers any day.
00:58:10Hey, I've already decided. I'm out of here.
00:58:15Max, Max, Max.
00:58:18Admit defeat,
00:58:19and defeat will surely admit you into permanent custody, my man.
00:58:26If I can't even beat my father, who is probably the most athletically challenged man in the universe,
00:58:33how can you expect me to beat the other competitors?
00:58:35We're starting in last place because of me!
00:58:38That never stopped us before!
00:58:40You want to give that Gamma Geek Bradley the satisfaction of knowing he forced us out?
00:58:45Well, no.
00:58:48You want to let the crowd who once cheer for you cheer for someone else?
00:58:53Especially when that someone else is your old man?
00:58:58No!
00:58:59Are you going to be someone else's town boy?
00:59:03No!
00:59:04Together we can do it!
00:59:07You're right! We can still beat them!
00:59:09Let's whip those Gammas!
00:59:11Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:59:13Mission Possible!
00:59:16Let's do it!
00:59:18Do it!
00:59:19Yeah!
00:59:20Woo!
00:59:21Yeah!
00:59:24Yeah!
00:59:24We'll be boys!
00:59:29Hmm!
00:59:30Stop picking a stick ringer, he doesn't even call me, he doesn't apologize, doesn't write
00:59:36to me, he could send a little note, something, you...
00:59:39Hmm.
00:59:40Sylvia, I...
00:59:42If you'd let me, I...
00:59:44No talking in the library.
00:59:49Of course, Sylvia.
00:59:51I really care about you.
00:59:53Well, gee, if a certain someone truly cared about another someone,
00:59:57you would think that the certain someone would show up for a certain special dinner,
01:00:00or at least apologize for not showing up, or even call, or something.
01:00:08Oh, you're right. I'm so sorry.
01:00:12I let my head get so filled up with fiddle-faddle that I plumb lost track of everything that's important
01:00:18to me.
01:00:19Counting you.
01:00:22Can you ever forgive me?
01:00:28Oh, how can I not forgive you?
01:00:31Oh, Sylvia, I gotta get my grades up and quit those dumb old gammas.
01:00:38And most important...
01:00:39Shhh!
01:00:40Most important, get my son back.
01:00:44Well, what are we waiting for? I've gotta yearnin' for some learnin'.
01:00:49Uh, Hyuk!
01:00:52Hmph!
01:00:56Uh!
01:00:57Oh, no!
01:01:05Sylvia!
01:01:15Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
01:01:22Ooh, ooh, ooh
01:01:26Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
01:01:31Come on, I don't wanna do it
01:01:34It's good things
01:01:35Better that I've got
01:01:38If I do
01:01:40I'ma surely
01:01:42Surely lose a lot
01:01:45Cause the love
01:01:47Is better
01:01:48Than any love I know
01:01:51If I can't love
01:01:54It's lightning
01:01:56The way you love me is frightening
01:01:58You better not
01:02:01Onward
01:02:03Baby
01:02:09Onward
01:02:14Oh, oh, you did it!
01:02:16You did it!
01:02:17Oh, look all A's!
01:02:19Whoa!
01:02:20Oh, oh, I am just so proud of you, Goofy
01:02:24Oh, let's go celebrate
01:02:27Oh, you know I'd love to
01:02:29But I got a few more things to take care of
01:02:37So you see, I have to quit the team
01:02:41Excuse me?
01:02:42Do what?
01:02:43Hey, no way!
01:02:44What is he talking about, huh?
01:02:45Just what makes you think you can change your mind on the last day of the competition?
01:02:51Should I knock some sense into his big melon?
01:02:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey!
01:02:55Down, down, tank
01:02:55Easy, boy
01:02:56What?
01:02:57If you think you're quitting the gammas to join that freshman geek son of yours
01:03:00You got another thing coming
01:03:03Bullseye, baby!
01:03:05Dog boy's in trouble and daddy's gonna bail him out
01:03:10Oh, sorry, sir
01:03:15I'm not gonna be on anyone's team
01:03:17Smart man
01:03:19But you forgot one thing
01:03:20Nobody
01:03:21I repeat
01:03:23Nobody quits the gammas
01:03:28If you were such darn winners before
01:03:30You'll be just fine without me
01:03:32I'm leaving the gammas and that's that
01:03:34No, you're not leaving the gammas
01:03:36Whoa!
01:03:39The gammas are leaving you
01:03:41Sayonara
01:03:42Yeah, hasta la vista, baby
01:03:45Gee, I think they're a little sore at me
01:03:48Whoops
01:03:49Better return my gamma pin
01:03:51We'll win how we always win
01:03:53And how's that, gammas?
01:03:55Skills?
01:03:56Uh, good looks?
01:03:57No, you dense dolts
01:03:59We'll cheat
01:04:00Cheat!
01:04:02Cheat!
01:04:02Cheat!
01:04:03Cheat!
01:04:04Just like we did last time, sweetheart
01:04:07And that was a great cheat
01:04:09But now
01:04:10I have a better plan
01:04:12I gotta warn Maxi
01:04:17This is it guys
01:04:19Championship time
01:04:23Oh, uh, hiya fellers
01:04:25Uh
01:04:26Oh
01:04:27Hey
01:04:28Hi Mr. Goose
01:04:30Gee, Max
01:04:31I know you're still sore at me
01:04:33But I
01:04:34I came to warn you that the gammas have been cheatin' all along
01:04:38Yeah
01:04:39Did Bradley tell you to say that?
01:04:41Stop wasting my time, dad
01:04:43I gotta stay focused
01:04:49Good luck, son
01:04:50Mm
01:04:50Mm
01:04:52Mm
01:04:55Oh
01:04:55Ladies and gentlemen
01:04:59Put on your seatbelts and hold onto your hats
01:05:02Oh my
01:05:04It's time for the high-flying
01:05:05Rally defiant
01:05:07No time for a crowd
01:05:10Challenge
01:05:10It's game
01:05:14It's in
01:05:15Radical
01:05:18All
01:05:19Ready now
01:05:20We'll begin with the eight qualifying teams
01:05:22In a semi-final round
01:05:24Until we're down to the two best teams
01:05:26Then they'll be fightin' for first place
01:05:29And the College X Games Championship
01:05:32That's right, Chuck
01:05:34In the semi-finals
01:05:35We'll see rock climbing
01:05:37Lugerons
01:05:38And much more
01:05:39Well, that'd be fun
01:05:43The leading team to beat, as always, is the Gammas
01:05:47And their three competitors are
01:05:49Bradley up across the third
01:05:51Hank
01:05:52And Slough
01:05:54Oh, come on, what happened to Goofy?
01:05:56I need Goofy back
01:05:57Well, what do you know, Chuck?
01:05:59Looks like Goofy's a no-show
01:06:01What happened to Goof, man?
01:06:06Hey, Brad
01:06:08What'd you do with my dad?
01:06:09He didn't make the cut
01:06:10See, he was never Gamma material
01:06:16Okay, so let's go down to the semi-final round
01:06:19Which begins with the rock climb
01:06:27What the...
01:06:29Ahhh
01:06:45Yes! Yes! Yes!
01:06:46Woah, woah, woah, woah. No! Yes!
01:06:49Yes!
01:07:32The semifinals have resulted in just team one and team 99 going head to head in the finals.
01:07:39The grueling competition has really taken its toll on the athletes this afternoon,
01:07:44But now let's strap in for our final end-deciding event, the X Games Triathlon.
01:07:51Yes, we're seconds away from what promises to be an exciting finale between these two fierce competitors.
01:07:59Take your positions and your mark.
01:08:05That's it.
01:08:09Oh, stop me!
01:08:11False start! False start! Both teams back on the left. Get back here.
01:08:15Wait, hold on! Bradley just blasted our third guy into the next state!
01:08:18Why, that is absurd. I did nothing of the sort.
01:08:22Oh, that's what my dad has been trying to tell me!
01:08:24Can we get on with the race, please?
01:08:26Wait a minute. Uh, one, two...
01:08:29Oh, you don't seem to have enough team members now, do you?
01:08:33Rules are rules. You have to field the full team or you forfeit to the Gammas.
01:08:39Wait, that's unfair! We don't know anyone else!
01:08:42Uh-oh, seems we have a little delay here, folks.
01:08:46Team 99 short a man and will be disqualified if one is not found in just one and one half
01:08:53minutes!
01:08:54Dad, it's me, Max. If you're out there...
01:08:58Oh my gosh, Maxi's in trouble!
01:09:00Dad, relax. I'm not in trouble. It's just the team needs you.
01:09:05I need you.
01:09:06You hear that? Well, I gotta go help him!
01:09:09Good thing I always carry my lucky horseshoe!
01:09:12Oh, come on, Maxi!
01:09:15Oh, boy!
01:09:20Well, I wouldn't blame him if he didn't come.
01:09:23That's it! They're disqualified!
01:09:26Nope, nope, nope, not yet. There's still five more seconds. Four, three...
01:09:32Oh, come on, no fair! He's too late!
01:09:41Not by my watch.
01:09:43You're saying about the last couple of weeks...
01:09:46Dad, what do you say we take care of this race first?
01:09:51You got it.
01:09:52Take your positions...
01:09:55...and your mark...
01:09:58...that's it!
01:10:02Whoa!
01:10:04Gamma's lead as they get out of the stadium!
01:10:09Whoa!
01:10:11Operation Grandma, up ahead.
01:10:14Goody-goody.
01:10:18Uh-oh, there's pedestrians! It's on the car!
01:10:27Gorgie!
01:10:28Sorry, ma'am!
01:10:39Operation Hebe.
01:10:42Isn't that Mickey Mouse over there?
01:10:44He's not here!
01:10:45Oh, no! He's on the leg!
01:10:47T-99, cruising along!
01:10:53Holy moly, what is this?
01:10:55Looks like a little street skating detour!
01:11:00Side by side, shoulder rides all the way down the legs!
01:11:05And, whoa! T-99 has regained the lead!
01:11:09Whoa!
01:11:10Whoa!
01:11:10Whoa!
01:11:11Whoa!
01:11:11Whoa!
01:11:11Whoa!
01:11:11Whoa!
01:11:12Whoa!
01:11:12Whoa!
01:11:12Whoa!
01:11:14Whoa!
01:11:15The whip, tank!
01:11:16Whoa!
01:11:19Seven-tenth, sprint!
01:11:20Shut up, boy!
01:11:21Team Gamma blows through, right by the freshman!
01:11:25The racers are approaching the start of the bicycle leg!
01:11:28Gamma still holding its lead!
01:11:40Up with the skates and down to the banks.
01:11:53And both teams are blasting through the rhythm section with a whole lot of style.
01:12:00The freshmen are right on Team Jammer's tail.
01:12:09Oh, look out! Bobby seems to have fell off the cart.
01:12:13What a bummer for Bobby.
01:12:19Bobby, you alright?
01:12:21Keep going, Max!
01:12:32It is really heating up now, folks, as both teams are approaching the huge prototype to start the final leg
01:12:39of the event.
01:12:43Right away, Team Jammer starts working the course with Team 99 nipping at their heels.
01:12:49They're moving off the ramp and...
01:12:51And on to the zippers!
01:12:57Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:12:59No!
01:12:59Yeah!
01:13:00Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:13:03Oh!
01:13:10Hey!
01:13:12Take him out!
01:13:13I will not be ignored.
01:13:17Nobody finishes this race but me!
01:13:19Moxie!
01:13:22Moxie!
01:13:25It's about staying focused on your...
01:13:35Oh!
01:13:37Oh!
01:13:38Oh!
01:13:41Oh!
01:13:45Oh!
01:13:48Oh!
01:13:49You have to steal from your team!
01:13:50Moxie!
01:13:53The rack is flying so quickly to see if...
01:13:55The back door has been Louisville Hotel.
01:13:55Wattenberg is Ciao!
01:13:56But I'm so happy to get the Inter 하지만 Dragonranca24s, folks.
01:14:01Rock!
01:14:02That Christie!
01:14:05Come on! Help me!
01:14:09Anyone!
01:14:12911, baby!
01:14:14Ted, talk to me, man!
01:14:16Over here, man!
01:14:19Dog boy, am I glad to see you, sweetheart?
01:14:23Max, where are you?
01:14:24Where are you, Max?
01:14:27Max, I...
01:14:29Ted, help me lift this beam off a tank!
01:14:36Come on!
01:14:37We're about to evade Alaska!
01:14:42Ladies and gentlemen,
01:14:43it looks like it's all over!
01:14:51Wait a minute!
01:14:53I can't believe my eyes, folks!
01:14:56They are alive!
01:14:57Hey!
01:15:02Go for it, son!
01:15:08That's some kid you've got there.
01:15:10You're wrong, Tank.
01:15:12He's not a kid anymore.
01:15:13Oh, Team 99 is still in this race!
01:15:17Max Goof is picking up the distance,
01:15:18he is taking the lead!
01:15:20Bradley's battling back as they come to the finish line!
01:15:22Team 99 wins!
01:15:24Oh, I am pumped!
01:15:27I just can't...
01:15:28I can't believe I can't even finish my sentences!
01:15:31Oh, my! What a day!
01:15:42Hey!
01:15:43Congratulations, son!
01:15:46Congratulations, Max.
01:15:48I haven't forgotten our agreement.
01:15:50The bet's off, Bradley.
01:15:52But I think you owe him something.
01:15:55Brad!
01:15:57Hi.
01:15:58It's me.
01:15:59The guy you let down.
01:16:00Hey!
01:16:01Tank!
01:16:02Baby!
01:16:02Who loves you, baby, huh?
01:16:04Yeah.
01:16:04You're going down like a four-cent pair of socks.
01:16:07You and me, baby!
01:16:08All the way!
01:16:10Oh!
01:16:11A vacancy at the Gamma House.
01:16:14Taking applications.
01:16:16Okay, okay, let go of me, you big fat jerk!
01:16:18Time to get a class jet to nowhere!
01:16:23Oh, it doesn't look good now, folks!
01:16:27Think like I'm in a fat dream and it just won't quit!
01:16:31That's right, Chuck!
01:16:39That's right, Chuck!
01:16:40Congratulations, Dad.
01:16:42Here.
01:16:44Or some.
01:16:45What's this?
01:16:46Well, you gotta open it to find out.
01:16:52But... this is yours.
01:16:55No, Dad.
01:16:57This is for you.
01:16:59Read the description.
01:17:00I might not be your little boy anymore, but I'll always be your son.
01:17:13Okay, okay, Hogfasters.
01:17:16Free eats back at the dorma.
01:17:19Pizza!
01:17:20Double cheese!
01:17:22Mmm, scrumptious.
01:17:27Come on, Dad.
01:17:28Let's feast.
01:17:33Sorry, son, but I kinda got plans of my own.
01:17:37You know, I'm really gonna miss you, Dad.
01:17:39I'm sure it was rough for us at the start, but...
01:17:41Well, it turned out to be a pretty cool thing.
01:17:43You here at college with me?
01:17:45But now it's over and we'll go on with our old lives and...
01:17:48You didn't tell him yet?
01:17:50Didn't tell me what?
01:17:51Well, I wanted to surprise him.
01:17:54Son, guess what?
01:17:55I got me a job right here on campus.
01:17:59But... but you...
01:18:00So I could be close to you!
01:18:02B-but I thought that you were...
01:18:04You told me you were gonna...
01:18:05Just kidding!
01:18:12He is so goofy.
01:18:19What do you say we go for...
01:18:21A picnic?
01:18:23Then maybe even a...
01:18:25Walk on the beach?
01:18:26I'd love to.
01:18:27You know...
01:18:28Somehow I knew you were.
01:18:31Uh...
01:18:32Do you remember that day?
01:18:42That's the real day.
01:18:44When you first came out here.
01:18:47I said no one could take your place.
01:19:00I could put that smile back on your face.
01:19:06And it's alright.
01:19:08And it's home and all.
01:19:10We gotta get it right back to where we're starting from.
01:19:14Love is good.
01:19:15Love can be strong.
01:19:17We gotta get it right back to where we're starting from.
01:19:20Zhang.
01:19:22Come on baby.
01:19:25I'm gonna be strong.
01:19:27I'm gonna be strong.
01:19:29Unlike our heart...
01:19:31Can never feed a wind.
01:19:34You know it's only just you got.
01:19:39Yeah baby.
01:19:41You gave me your love, I just can't stay away, no
01:19:47I know you are the only one
01:19:53And it's alright, and it's coming, oh
01:19:57We gotta get it right, that's where it started from
01:20:01Love is good, love can be strong
01:20:04We gotta get it right, that's where it started from
01:20:08Woo!
01:20:10Uh-huh
01:20:17Baby, we can get it right back
01:20:22Yeah, yeah
01:20:27We can get it right back
01:20:33Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:20:41And it's alright, and it's coming, oh
01:20:44We gotta get it right, that's where it started from
01:20:48Love is good, love is good, love is good, we gotta get it right, that's where it started from
01:20:55And it's alright, and it's coming, oh
01:20:58We gotta get it right, that's where it started from
01:21:01Love is good, love is good, love is good, we gotta get it right, that's where it started from
01:21:08All right, and it's coming, oh
01:21:12We gotta get it right, that's where it started from
01:24:45Oh, why?
01:24:48Because it goes back for seconds.
01:24:50Oh, yeah!
01:24:52Why do bees itch?
01:24:53They have hives.
01:24:55Like bees.
01:24:56Why did people stay home from school?
01:25:02What does this sound like?
01:25:08My mom's going through a blinking red light.
01:25:10What is the state?
01:25:12What is the state you can wear?
01:25:13What is the state you can wear?
01:25:13I don't know, man.
01:25:14Do I look like Magellan?
01:25:15New Jersey.
01:25:17What does that color I see to the pencil?
01:25:22I don't know.
01:25:22Oh, yeah.
01:25:24Oh, yeah.
01:25:29Who's there?
01:25:30Like a little lady.
01:25:32Little lady who?
01:25:34I didn't know you could do it.
01:25:36Excuse me?
01:25:38Cookie goes to the doctors.
01:25:40Because he's feeling crummy.
01:25:44Why is B such a lazy letter?
01:25:46Because it's always in bed.
01:25:49What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
01:25:52Nothing, they're just red.
01:26:00To hear more jokes, tune into Radio Disney's Laugh Shack.
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01:26:21Ooh, yeah.
01:26:25We can get it right away.
01:26:34We can get it right away.
01:26:37We can get it right away.
01:27:02Ooh, yeah.
01:27:04We can get it right away.
01:27:04And if you get hurt, find the little things I think.
01:27:10I can put that smile back on your face.
01:27:15And it's all right, and it's coming on
01:27:19We gotta get it right back to where we're starting from
01:27:23Love is good, love can't be strong
01:27:26We gotta get it right back to where we're starting from
01:27:30Yeah, come on baby
01:27:38Unlike ours, can never fade away
01:27:43You know it's only just begun
01:27:48Yeah baby
01:27:50You gave me your love
01:27:53I just can't stay away, no
01:27:57I know you are the only one
01:28:03And it's all right, and it's coming on
01:28:06We gotta get it right back to where we're starting from
01:28:10Love is good, love can't be strong
01:28:13We gotta get it right back to where we're starting from
01:28:17And it's all right, and it's coming on
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