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00:31Honey, I'm home!
01:00The universe for ten, Art?
01:02The universe for ten. And the question is...
01:05How many planets revolve around the Earth?
01:08One!
01:10Jerry!
01:11None, Art. Because the Earth and the other planets revolve around the Sun.
01:15Oh, I'm sorry. That's incorrect. And it's heresy.
01:19So we take away all your points and we burn you at the stake.
01:24Darn. Boy, they're really strict on this show.
01:30Hey! Where are all the pistachio nuts?
01:33Fran, can you bring some more pistachios in here?
01:36We're all out, Earl.
01:38What?
01:39That was the last jar.
01:41Fran, I don't ask for much from you.
01:43A clean house, three square meals a day, gardening, raising the kids, a little light plumbing, scheduled maintenance on the
01:50car.
01:51So when I asked for you to keep a few pistachios on hand, I think maybe you could take a
01:55little time to get out of your bubble bath and get down to the market.
02:00The market didn't have any pistachio nuts, Earl. I even called three other stores. They don't have them either.
02:06You expect me to believe that for some mysterious reason, there's no more pistachio nuts to be found anywhere?
02:14We interrupt our regular programming to bring you this DNN special report.
02:18Pistachios. Why aren't there any to be found?
02:21I'm waiting, Fran.
02:25Hello, I'm Howard Handupme.
02:28Today, the dinosaurs who walk on all fours encroached on the southeast bank of the Great Swamp, which divides our
02:34two nations.
02:34This area is home to most of our pistachio nut trees, or bushes, or whatever it is they grow on.
02:40Due to this development, our flow of pistachios has been cut off indefinitely.
02:44A government spokesman commenting on the situation told us this is no big deal and will certainly not escalate into
02:50anything serious.
02:58Tonight, a sweeping miniseries of epic proportions.
03:01One family caught up in the turbulent winds of prehistory's greatest conflict.
03:07Featuring a cast of eleven, and shot entirely on location in one really big soundstage at a cost of, well,
03:14a lot more than we thought when we first started.
03:16For the first time on network television,
03:19Nuts to War.
03:24Starring, Earl Pug Sinclair.
03:30Robbie the Rebel Sinclair.
03:35Special appearance by baby 2995 Sinclair.
03:40Charlene Gibby Sinclair.
03:45And Fran Sinclair as the mama.
04:00Part one.
04:01Nuts in jeopardy.
04:03All right, we'll just eat pecans for a while.
04:05Pecans?
04:06Everyone knows pecans are a baking nut.
04:09They're hardly suited to snacking.
04:11All right then, cashews.
04:12Cashews come already shelled.
04:15Where's the challenge in that?
04:16Why should I compromise on my snacking needs?
04:19Dad, Dad, you're talking about nuts.
04:22If you take a minute to think about it, you'll see it's really no big deal.
04:25They are threatening our very way of life.
04:28It's naked aggression, pure and simple.
04:31Then we gotta get naked right back at them.
04:34Yeah.
04:34Now take nuts, you four-legged nut grabber.
04:38Ah, I've never seen you so fired up, Earl.
04:41Yeah, well, no one has ever cut off my pistachios before.
04:45Eat bark, you quadpods.
04:50Hey, hey, hey, hey, guys.
04:52You know why four-leggers wear hats?
04:55No, why?
04:56So their wives know which end to kiss.
05:01Hey, hey, hey, guys.
05:02You know why four-leggers can't rob a bank?
05:04Why?
05:05Because they're unarmed.
05:09Hey, you know what the latest news is?
05:11No, why?
05:12I read that pistachios are gonna be 50 cents more a pound.
05:1750 cents, you guys slay me.
05:22Wake up.
05:23Roy, it's not a joke.
05:2450 cents a pound?
05:26Well, I won't pay it.
05:28No.
05:28That's an increase of...
05:32Well, actually, Frank does the shopping.
05:34I also read the Elder-in-Chief's considering nationwide nut rationing.
05:38Yeah, he's gonna make a speech about it at 10.
05:41Hey, do you think Mr. Richfield will let us watch it on his TV?
05:44Come on. In times of crisis like this, everyone forgets their differences and comes together.
05:49Yeah.
05:49Come on.
05:50Let's go.
05:52What's this? A strike?
05:53No.
05:54That's it, you lousy green trash. You're fired.
05:57No.
05:58Uh, sir, sir, we were wondering if you were gonna watch the Chief Elder's speech on the TV.
06:02Yeah.
06:03Well, since this affects your snacks as much as mine, all right.
06:07It's the least I could do after blowing your passion and fun at the track.
06:11Oh.
06:13And now, a message from our Elder-in-Chief.
06:16Hi.
06:18Hi.
06:19As you know, the dinosaurs who walk on all fours have invaded our swamp and seized our pistachios.
06:24Now, I know a lot of you are upset about the nuts, but this is not about nuts.
06:29This is bigger than nuts, bigger than all snack foods.
06:33This is about principle.
06:35Mm-hmm.
06:35Hey.
06:36Yeah.
06:37About justice.
06:38About truth.
06:39It's a complex issue, but luckily, it can be boiled down to a simple slogan.
06:44Uh-uh-uh.
06:46We are right.
06:48Yeah.
06:48That's catchy.
06:49Easy to pronounce.
06:50And comforting, too.
06:51The time has come for bold and decisive action.
06:54And so, today, we launch Operation We Are Right.
06:58Tomorrow, we'll select a bunch of big, strong guys to go down to that swamp and hiss and spit at
07:04those four-leggers until they go away.
07:06Now, who's with me?
07:08Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
07:11Naturally, I'm not talking about sending productive members of society.
07:16It'll be mostly teenage boys and the poor.
07:18Oh.
07:19Oh, good.
07:19Then this just affects our kids.
07:21Glad I voted for him.
07:22Yeah. Our cause is just, our duty is clear, and our mouths overflow with the spittle of righteousness.
07:30Please join me in praying for the safe and dry return of our boys.
07:38Oh, brother. Oh, what a leader. He's no wimp.
07:42Yeah, what a great distraction from complicated domestic issues.
07:47Gentlemen, today's a day of celebration.
07:52Hey. I'm gonna tie one on.
07:55All right. You four get back to work.
07:58Oh, right. Right. Right.
08:04Did you finish your juice?
08:06Uh-huh.
08:07Ah, then you can have a yummy caveman cracker. Yay.
08:13Gimme, gimme, gimme.
08:14There.
08:14Gimme.
08:15Now, what do you say?
08:17Bart.
08:18No, that's not it.
08:19Oh.
08:20Come on, you know what to say.
08:23I'm waiting for the magic word.
08:25Gimme.
08:28What's the magic word?
08:30Why? You don't know it either?
08:31I know it, and so do you.
08:37Nick!
08:39Whaaaa!
08:41No, crying isn't going to help.
08:43My cookie's gone.
08:45Because you ate it.
08:46No, the cookie creature took it.
08:48Oh, right. A cookie creature took it.
08:52Don't talk down to me.
08:54This is between you and the cookie creature, so you two will have to work it out.
08:59Oh, well, thanks for nothing.
09:09Honey, I'm home.
09:10Oh, Earl, did you hear the elder's speech?
09:13Hey, what a leader.
09:14Did you see how fast he came up with that slogan?
09:16Yes, I think everything's happening awfully fast.
09:19Robbie's already been called down to the Selective Service Office.
09:21And soon they'll be shipping him off to some foreign swamp somewhere.
09:25Please, sweetheart.
09:27Don't you think our elder-in-chief has thought this through?
09:29You think he'd rush headlong into a flashy and macho display of aggression in an election year?
09:35Where's the logic in that?
09:37But, Earl, you know what happens when males get together and start posturing.
09:41I'm just afraid this we-are-right thing could get out of hand.
09:45They're just going to be doing a little hissing and spitting.
09:48This is our government.
09:50I think our government knows what it's doing.
09:54Wouldn't it be better if we dressed like trees and bushes so we blended in?
09:57You're thinking too hard, Scooter.
09:59Yeah.
09:59Let's just get up to the front and let the loogies fly.
10:03Yeah.
10:03Now, just look at him.
10:05Ready to strike terror into the hearts of the enemy.
10:08Hey, I like the cut of your blouse, soldier.
10:11I look like an idiot.
10:12Son, have some respect.
10:14That uniform was designed by the elder-in-chief's unmarried brother, Julian.
10:19Yeah.
10:19Okay.
10:20Now, everybody say victory.
10:24Negotiation.
10:25What kind of talk is that?
10:27I'm just asking if anybody's tried talking to the other side before we all get whipped into hysteria.
10:32Hey, in situations like this, the only rational response is hysteria.
10:36Now, get your green butt down to the swamp and do your duty.
10:39Ours is not the reason why, Scooter.
10:42Say your goodbyes.
10:44We gotta get a move on.
10:45You have to go now?
10:46Sorry.
10:47We gotta get out there and kick some four-footed fanny.
10:51That's what I like to hear.
10:53Huh?
10:56Well, this is it, boys.
10:58Yeah.
10:59Now, Robbie, I don't mind you spitting for a good cause, but if they start shoving and
11:04using foul language, I want you to call up.
11:07Then go stand right in front of the battlefield and we'll pick you up.
11:11Mom.
11:11Oh.
11:14Oh.
11:17Mom, don't worry.
11:18I'll be all right.
11:19Good luck, boys.
11:21Give him one for me.
11:22Will do.
11:23Good, lads.
11:25Fred, our cause is just.
11:28No harm can come to him as long as he wears our flag on his uniform.
11:42Bye, Mom.
11:43Bye, Dad.
11:44Bye, son.
11:45Come on.
11:48Stay dry.
11:50Make us proud, boys.
12:17And now here's D&N correspondent Howard Handupme.
12:20Mom.
12:23Good evening.
12:24I'm Howard Handupme.
12:25Today our troops are their first hissing and spitting action, turning back an advanced
12:30squad of evil and cowardly four-leggers, proving just how right we really are.
12:34We have this videotape of today's action, but our friends in the military thought it might
12:39be too disturbing to show at dinner time.
12:41Disturbing?
12:42What does that mean?
12:43Ah, you know what boys are like.
12:45One of them probably mooned the camera.
12:47So instead of actual footage, we now offer this dramatic recreation.
12:52The day began with intense saturation spitting, with the sky sometimes dark from all the Hak-Tui's
12:59flying back and forth.
13:01Take that, you four-legged pansy!
13:04Oh, no!
13:05I'm a weak sissy compared to you!
13:07I went away to my mommy!
13:08You'd better because there's more where that came from!
13:11The battle went a lot like that.
13:14Hmm.
13:15Cookie creature!
13:17I've got something for you!
13:20It's yummy!
13:23I'm not paying attention!
13:29What's that?
13:32Brad, don't touch!
13:36Ah!
13:39What are you doing here?
13:41You must want a bath.
13:42No, no, no!
13:43No bath, Mama!
13:44No bath!
13:45No bath, Mom!
13:46No!
13:46Oh!
13:47Oh!
13:47Ah!
13:52He's dead meat!
13:55Mom!
13:56Grandma!
13:56There's good news from the front!
13:58Is it something about Robbie?
14:00Oh, Robbie again!
14:01All you're ever interested in is Robbie!
14:03Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie!
14:05Charlene!
14:06All right.
14:07They want a bunch of girls to go entertain the troops, and they picked me to be one of them!
14:11Oh, we're gonna do a big musical show at the front!
14:13Isn't that dangerous?
14:15Well, it's true, most musicals do fail, but we've got some great songs!
14:20And costumes!
14:21See?
14:22Hmm, what does USO stand for?
14:26Oh, the uninhibited sisters of other guys.
14:29Oh, we're gonna bring a little bit of good old home to a lot of lonely kids out there.
14:34And I get to be out of school.
14:36Lonely kids.
14:37La-la!
14:38Those poor boys so far from home.
14:41Don't worry, Franny.
14:43The whole nation's praying for their safe return.
14:46In these difficult times, when our sons are away, fighting for all we hold sacred,
14:51we here on the home front must summon our courage, pray for our boys, and through it all,
14:56we must stick together.
14:57And when you need things to stick together, think of wacky glue!
15:01Whether it's wood, plastic, porcelain, or glass, wacky glue bonds instantly and permanently.
15:06Wacky glue, the official adhesive of operations we are right.
15:10I'm Major Savings!
15:12I'm Major Values!
15:13And we both support our troops by battling high prices at Stan's House of Stereo!
15:18Remember, no poor son of a gun ever saved money by buying retail.
15:22He saved money by making the other poor son of a gun buy retail!
15:25So march on down to Stan's House of Stereo!
15:28And that's an order!
15:34Mom, do you ever feel, you know, not patriotic?
15:39It bothers me that these commercials are trivializing something so serious.
15:44Hmm, well, nobody's really stupid enough to fall for that tacky commercialization.
15:50Hey, Franny!
15:51Look at all this neat stuff they're selling on the streets!
15:54Earl, don't you think that's in poor taste?
15:56What do you mean, poor taste?
15:58This thing lights up!
16:00Nice, huh?
16:01Ah!
16:04Did I miss the battle highlights?
16:07No, I hope Robbie's out on the front line where the cameras are.
16:11Our leaders are extremely optimistic, as everything proceeds exactly according to plan.
16:17I've just been handed a battle update.
16:19Oh.
16:20Hmm.
16:22Oh, no!
16:24This can't be!
16:25Dear God in heaven, say it isn't so!
16:28Hmm.
16:29Please, no!
16:32It's nothing.
16:34Everything's fine.
16:35Now, here's Dwayne with sports.
16:37What happened?
16:38It was something bad, wasn't it?
16:40Why aren't they telling us what's going on?
16:42Hmm.
16:48I tried to enlist, but it wouldn't take me, because I can't salute.
16:52Tough break.
16:53Boy, I'd be out there in a second if I wasn't so badly needed in the civilian sector.
16:58Danish anyone?
16:59Hey, guys.
17:01It's not that I don't blindly believe all our government's saying, but, uh, what do you
17:04make of the news blackout all of a sudden?
17:06What are you saying there, Earl?
17:08I'm just saying that after all the good news, all of a sudden, they're not telling us anything.
17:12You don't suppose the other side has hissing and spitting superiority, do you?
17:16What are you saying there, Earl?
17:17Yeah, I hear our side's gonna start throwing sticks.
17:20Sticks?
17:21Somebody could lose an eye.
17:22What are you saying there, Earl?
17:24You got a problem with our government policy, Sinclair?
17:27Oh, no, I was just thinking.
17:29Thinking?
17:30Hey, if everyone sat around thinking, we'd never get an operation like this off the ground.
17:35Of course, maybe you'd like that, eh, Sinclair?
17:38Yeah, you don't by any chance walk around on all fours at home, do you?
17:42Let's see your palms.
17:45You buy socks.
17:46How many are there in a pack?
17:48Answer him.
17:49Hey, hey, guys.
17:50Earl's no quad lover.
17:52He's got a boy at the front.
17:54Tell him, Earl.
17:55Yeah.
17:55You're not thinking things.
17:57There's nothing going on in that head of yours, huh?
17:59Uh, no.
18:01Hey, guys, you know me.
18:02I'm the last person to start thinking.
18:04So you still believe we are right, don't you, Earl?
18:07Of course I do.
18:09Oh, yeah.
18:09A thousand points of light.
18:11So, Earl, Danish or not?
18:14No.
18:22What's everybody else having?
18:23Ah!
18:25Good fella.
18:33There.
18:33Perfect.
18:37Ma, I'll be fine.
18:39Oh, it's just that first Robbie goes off and now you.
18:43It's hard for a mother to get used to her children being spit on.
18:46Oh, Fran, I'm sure the girls will be just fine.
18:49Yeah, yeah.
18:51Hey, hold the phone.
18:53What's that four-leger doing in my house?
18:55I just came in for a cup of coffee.
18:57Oh, a cup of classified military secrets more like it.
19:00Mm-hmm, yeah.
19:01Hey, Roy, check a necklace for microphones.
19:03Okay.
19:04Hi, Roy.
19:05Uh, uh, hey, yeah, uh, uh, uh, yeah, yeah, for him.
19:12Um, this puts me in a bit of a quandary, Polly Boy.
19:15Uh, Monica might be an enemy of the state, but I got a crush on her big time.
19:20Earl, you're overreacting.
19:22Monica's our friend.
19:23Yeah.
19:23Count her legs, Fran.
19:25They spell N-A-M-E-E.
19:27Earl, I've lived on this side of the swamp since I was
19:3012.
19:30Oh, sure, gathering intelligence for the enemy.
19:33Well, you won't find any intelligence here.
19:35Nope.
19:36I am insulted and offended that you could even question my allegiance.
19:40Oh, then I guess you wouldn't mind taking a little loyalty oath.
19:43Heh.
19:43What sort of oath?
19:44Oh, it's very simple.
19:46Raise your right hand.
19:47I don't have a right hand.
19:49Well, what do you know?
19:51Oh.
19:52And now a DNN special report, live from the front.
19:56Kiss me right there.
19:58Welcome to the first press briefing of Operation We Are Right.
20:03We'll start by opening up the floor to questions.
20:06Please feel free to ask anything.
20:08It is important that you feel there is open and honest communication with the military.
20:13General, general, general, right here, right here.
20:14General, general, right here, right here.
20:15Please, please, please, please.
20:16General, sir, sir, sir, sir.
20:17How's our side doing, sir?
20:18That was not on the list.
20:20Oh, sorry, sir.
20:22How about number three?
20:24Excellent question.
20:26Are we pleased by how well our troops are performing?
20:29The answer?
20:30Yes.
20:31All right.
20:32That's better.
20:33Next question.
20:34Please don't construe this as being in any way critical, but is there a way to shorten the slogan,
20:39Oh, yeah.
20:39We are right?
20:40We have to write it down a lot.
20:42Can we just call it W-A-R?
20:44How would you pronounce a thing like that?
20:47Well, I guess it would be W-A-R.
20:49No, no, no, no.
20:50It would be, uh, we would be W-A-R.
20:52No, it's not a name, W-A-R.
20:53W-A-R.
20:54W-A-R.
20:54I know what I'm talking about.
20:55W-A-R.
20:55I don't know what I'm talking about.
20:56You don't know what you're talking about.
20:58I know what I'm talking about.
20:58W-A-R.
20:59Come on.
20:59W-A-R.
21:00General, you said there's been no escalation in the fighting, yet we have a videotape here showing
21:06the use of dirt clods on the battlefield.
21:09Whoa.
21:09They're throwing dirt clods?
21:12Hey, well, let them.
21:13Our boys are going to be throwing sticks.
21:16Sticks?
21:17Sticks?
21:17Sticks?
21:18Huh?
21:18What?
21:19Someone could put out an eye.
21:21This whole thing's gotten way out of hand.
21:23Earl, I want you to go to the front and bring Robbie home.
21:26Are you kidding?
21:28I can't go up there.
21:30Why not?
21:31Our son is in danger.
21:32Franny, it's a military operation.
21:35No one's allowed up there.
21:36No mommies, no daddies, just soldiers.
21:40And you as soap girls like me.
21:42Mmm.
21:43Hmm.
21:49This is humiliating.
21:50Well, sure.
21:51It's your first time.
21:56Next week, Dinosaur's epic miniseries continues.
22:00As their lives are plunged even deeper into the swirling vortex of war, each member of the
22:06Sinclair family struggles to maintain sanity in a world gone mad.
22:11Yeah.
22:23Oh, dear.
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