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00:06THE EASTER DECORATIONS
00:30Another thing, outside of me, this egg is the only colorful thing on the show.
00:36Now what?
00:37Oh, swell. I'm the star and I've got to mop up this myth.
00:43Don't you have any color but brown?
00:45Can't you maybe throw on a little color?
00:47But not on me, silly, on the title!
00:49Get this paint off of me, you run-down Rembrandt!
00:52That's better.
01:05Easter is that time of the year when we don our newest duds and promenade in the Easter Parade.
01:10Well, what are we waiting for? Dress me, my good man.
01:17This is not what I had in mind.
01:22Oh, I wish there was some way of erasing animators.
01:25Ah, now this is more like it, my good fellow.
01:28Well, I'm all dolled up now. Where's the Easter Parade?
01:33You shouldn't st- I say, you shouldn't stand in front of the chorus line that way.
01:36I know you're right anxious to be in my picture, but you gotta-
01:39I say, you gotta pull yourself together, boy.
01:41You-you don't come in till scene 49.
01:44You getting any- I say, you getting any of this, boy?
01:46Now why don't you take the script and go- I say, go over by the barn and memorize your
01:51lines.
01:52Nice fella, but he's playing with half a dick.
01:54Uh, what's my first line here?
01:58Oh yeah, here it is. Cock-a-doodle- I say, cock-a-doodle-doo.
02:02That's good. I l- I say, I like meaty dialogue.
02:11Cock-a-doodle-doo!
02:14I say, cock-a-doodle- I say, cock-a-doodle-doo!
02:17Dumb sun ain't too bright. Don't know when to come up.
02:23I say, good morning, ladies.
02:25Oh, dear!
02:27Oh, me!
02:29Oh, my!
02:31I say, late again, huh, Miss Prissy?
02:33I'm sorry. I missed my bus.
02:37When it comes to brain, she missed the bus, too.
02:40All right, ladies. Let's cut the clucking and cackling.
02:44We gotta speed up production for Easter. The big squeeze is on!
02:47Oh, dear! We're already on double overtime!
02:52And you, Miss Prissy, you ain't laid a good egg in months.
02:55Oh, dear. I'm just so confused.
02:59Any more of these funny-shaped eggs, and I'm gonna send you to the old hen's home.
03:02Now, you lay the red eggs, you do the blue eggs, and you lay the green eggs, and you do
03:10the turquoise eggs.
03:12Oh, my! Those are the hard ones!
03:15Just think egg shape. Egg shape!
03:18Boy, she's the original dumb cluck.
03:21Maybe, if I concentrate a bit more...
03:25Oh, another bobo! It's the wrong color!
03:32I'd better get rid of it before the boss sees it.
03:37What a way to go through life. Living out of trash cans. Eating leftover leftovers.
03:43If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
03:47At least, you have a friend. That's important.
03:50Yes, sir. And a good friend is hard to find.
03:54You always get the other kind. A friend in need is a friend indeed.
03:58Besides, my horoscope tells me that something big is rolling my way.
04:05Hmm. Looks like a gold egg.
04:08Gold egg?
04:11Gold egg? Did you play gold egg?
04:14Um, I, uh, I said I, uh, uh, I...
04:17Alright, whatcha got behind your back? Friends always share.
04:22N-nothing. N-nothing at all.
04:23Let's say you're nothing.
04:25Tsk, tsk. You act as though you don't trust me.
04:28Let me see your other nothing.
04:30It pains me deeply to think an element of suspicion should enter into our relationship.
04:35I deem it a slur, sir, on my personal integrity.
04:39Oh, the pitiful shame of it all. To think our friendship has come to this.
04:44Uh, uh, my gold egg?
04:46How astonishing. Wonders never cease.
04:48You are not to be trusted.
04:51But I saw it first.
04:53Yeah, well, I got it now.
04:55But we're partners, remember? Everything's 50-50.
04:58That's how it's always been. Share and share alike.
05:01What's mine is yours, and what's yours is mine.
05:04You want to be honest, don't you?
05:06So, gimme my egg.
05:12He used to buy that line all the time.
05:14It's mine. It's mine. All mine. Oh, I'm rich. Filthy and vulgarly rich.
05:20Now, you're just filthy and vulgar.
05:30What's this? A worthless rock?
05:32I've been robbed!
05:34A thousand curses.
05:37I never really believed in curses until now.
05:42Taxi! Taxi!
05:44To the French Riviera driver and stepper.
05:48Well, little egg, you are the key to my luxurious future.
05:52Big bucks, that's what I'm into!
05:55Winters in Monte Carlo, summers in Marla's Vineyard.
05:59A new star in the ruling elite, because greed is my greed.
06:04What was that?
06:06Thought I saw something.
06:07Carrying this gold makes me a little jumpy.
06:10There. I heard it again.
06:12Everybody's after my gold.
06:13Maybe it's just paranoia. All rich people get it.
06:16There it goes again.
06:18I gotta pull myself together.
06:19I can't crack up just when I've got it made.
06:21Uh-oh.
06:34My egg! My golden egg!
06:36Stop the car!
06:41All right, drop the egg.
06:43Over this pussycat's dead body.
06:46That's much too messy.
06:48I prefer to use the ancient Chinese tickle torture.
06:51Oh, stop it!
06:57Oh, no, you dumb ducks.
06:59Uh-uh-uh.
07:01Animals.
07:09Aha! Look! There goes our egg!
07:13There you are, my little yellow darlin'.
07:15We'll never part again.
07:18Just you and me, forever.
07:20Not quite, duck.
07:22Oh, there you are.
07:23I've been searching frantically for you everywhere.
07:26Listen, we gotta stash the egg.
07:28The streets are full of thieves and muggers.
07:30Now, uh, I have a hot idea
07:32that will solve everything.
07:34This better be good.
07:36Part one of my plan.
07:37Paint the egg white,
07:38so as to be indistinguishable
07:40from any other ordinary egg.
07:42Then what?
07:43We hide the egg in a chicken house.
07:45Then come and get it in the morning.
07:49And that is what is known as,
07:51in the parlance of the game,
07:52pure brilliance.
07:53I'm not just another pretty face, you know.
07:56Look.
07:58Our egg is in that truck!
08:01Our gold!
08:04Stop the truck!
08:05They'll buy all your eggs!
08:05Stop! Stop!
08:07The gold one has got to be here somewhere.
08:10Well, if it isn't,
08:12you'll be eating the biggest omelette
08:14in the history of eggs.
08:16Oh, very funny!
08:18Ho ho!
08:19Ha ha!
08:24Listen, you chintzy da Vinci,
08:26this is supposed to be an Easter show,
08:28and I have yet to see a single Easter basket.
08:31Come on!
08:31Make with an Easter basket!
08:35That's more like it.
08:36Now, how about a nice Easter chicken to go with it?
08:39Stop it! Cut it out!
08:40You Van Gogh of vandalism!
08:42Get me out of this chicken outfit!
08:45Well, I'm not budging from this spot
08:47till you remove this ridiculous costume!
08:55Listen, you poor man's Picasso!
08:57You can't make a chicken out of a duck!
09:02This time, you've gone too far, Buster!
09:05You can turn in your brush!
09:06You're all washed up!
09:15Start the next picture!
09:16I'll be back after I get rid of this thing!
09:28I think you're the right one for the job!
09:30Just keep those kids away from my chocolate Easter bunnies!
09:33Don't worry!
09:34They don't call me Super Sleuth Duck for nothing!
09:39Thanks! I love symbols of authority!
09:42Senor Mayor!
09:43Behold how sad the children are!
09:46They will have no chocolate bunnies in their Easter baskets!
09:49I will see what I can do!
09:56Halt!
09:59Senor Guard, we are very poor and it is Easter!
10:02And the children have no chocolate Easter bunnies!
10:05Well, that's their tough luck!
10:07We have pesos!
10:08We can pay!
10:10It's not enough!
10:11But I'll take this!
10:12And when you get more, I'll see what I can do!
10:15Which will be nothing!
10:17Now scram, Buster!
10:22You gave him all our money!
10:24Now we have nothing!
10:25We can pay the duck later!
10:27What we need now is a volunteer to bring us the chocolate bunnies!
10:30My cousin, Speedy Gonzales, he can help us!
10:35He is the fastest mouse in all Mexico!
10:38Well, don't stand there!
10:40Go get him!
10:41Si!
10:51Buenos dias, Senor Mayor!
10:52How can I be of service?
10:54That duck took our money!
10:55But he didn't give us our chocolate Easter bunnies!
10:58I will get them for you!
10:59Here I come, Senor Duck!
11:01To get the chocolate bunnies for the niños!
11:03Oh, yeah?
11:04Well, you gotta get by me first!
11:06Yippee!
11:07Yeeha!
11:07Yeeha!
11:07Yeeha!
11:08Andere!
11:09Andere!
11:10Andere!
11:11Yeeha!
11:12Yeeha!
11:13Yeeha!
11:21My complementos!
11:22Gracias, Senor Speedy!
11:24Por nada!
11:25Oh, it's nothing!
11:26Bring me one!
11:27Bring me one, too!
11:28Hey, Speedy, get one for me!
11:29I bring everybody one!
11:32Epa, epa!
11:32Andere!
11:33Andere!
11:33Yeeha!
11:34Yeeha!
11:34Yeeha!
11:35Andere!
11:36Yeeha!
11:39Andere!
11:41Yeeha!
11:44Andere!
11:45Andere!
11:45Yeeha!
11:48Andere!
11:54Andere!
12:00He's despicable!
12:01For you, little bird!
12:03Grazie, Senor Speedy!
12:07This time, that revved-up rodent is in for a big surprise!
12:27All right, Rosen!
12:28Surrender that chocolate bunny or else!
12:30Come against me first!
12:42What else can happen to me today?
12:49I had to ask!
12:55Looks like he's gonna try it again!
12:57But this time, I'm ready for him!
13:01Uno, dos, tres!
13:02Ready or not, here I come!
13:04Yeeha!
13:05Yeeha!
13:06Yeeha!
13:09Yeeha!
13:10Yeeha!
13:11Yeeha!
13:12Yeeha!
13:13This is the end of the line, Mouth!
13:15Yeeha!
13:27Yeeha!
13:33Yes.
13:36This is the end of the line, Mr. Anderson!
13:41We've got some of that weird elaboration, but we can look at the blue run follows the next scene!
13:58Hey, amigos, I'm quick.
14:33He's not funny, but he's funny.
14:38Well, being Easter, I guess I might as well join in the festivities.
14:42Being dipped in chocolate has sweetened his disposition, I think.
14:53Springtime brings Easter, and it also brings flowers.
14:57Where are the flowers?
14:59Hey, what's going on?
15:04Why do I have this sudden urge to get stuck in the mud?
15:08Great Scott, I'm a daffodil.
15:10That's all, Buster.
15:12I'm walking off this stage.
15:14Holy smoke, I'm rooted to the spot.
15:20Oh, no.
15:29Flat two, three, four, sound off.
15:42All right, Daffy, let's close ranks.
15:45You're out of formation.
15:47Stop dragging your tail fetters.
15:49Slap, slap, slap.
15:50The same old flap.
15:52We go north in the spring, we go south in the fall.
15:54Year after year, it's the same old thing.
15:57Instinct.
15:58Ain't you got no instinct?
15:59My instinct tells me there's got to be an easier way to get north.
16:04Say, how about east and west for a change?
16:06That's dumb.
16:08Now I'm telling you for the last time.
16:10Shape up or ship out?
16:12Well, my instinct tells me to ship out.
16:14So long now.
16:15You just lost your flight pain, fellas.
16:25A perfect three-point landing.
16:30There must be an easier way to get north.
16:35This is a smart way to travel.
16:37No unnecessary exertion.
16:39All right, smart guy, don't stop.
16:41Here comes another one.
16:42Maybe I'll get lucky.
16:43They're just going my way.
17:14Dream.
17:22Feet together, flex your knees, bend your elbows, and scream!
17:36Hmm, it's smoothed out. I knew I'd get the hang of it.
17:49No doubt, horse, you are impressed with my astonishing skill.
17:55Hey, why walk when one can ride? Of course! It's the answer to my dilemma!
17:59The first thing is to gain the creature's confidence.
18:02Nice, horsey. Good, horsey.
18:11I am a cowboy! Idiot!
18:20Idiot, trigger! Silver, furry, flicker, black beauty!
18:23You and me riding north.
18:36I am a cowboy!
18:41Huh, no glue factory reject is gonna outsmart this feather desperado.
18:51Yah-hoo! Yippee! Right on!
18:58All right, horsey. You're gonna have to wear a saddle.
19:25Look, Palomino, I'm staring at you eye to eye to eye to eye. I'm not a duck to be trifled
19:29with.
19:30We're trifling. You're trifling!
19:43Okay, fly bait. You're taking me north, whether you like it or not.
19:46Now, make with a hoof beat. I finally showed this hay gobbler who's boss.
20:12I finally showed this hay gobbler who's boss.
20:21I'll set my clock an hour earlier tomorrow.
20:28Now, we'll try the old daffy duck dashing daredevil approach.
20:32Watch! I'm a sucker for swashbuckling.
21:09How do you like that, that stupid airline? I ended up in the deep south.
21:13By the time I get up north, the squadron will be flying south again.
21:16Huh, what a life.
21:20The next time that comic artist sticks his brush in here, I'll give it a haircut.
21:24All right, brush. You asked for it. Take this.
21:28Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, you Frankenstein, ow!
21:34Oh, my goodness. I'm bald.
21:36Just don't stand there. Cover me.
21:39Wait a minute. What am I doing in the same?
21:42Let me out of here. That's the order.
21:43Get me out of the same. Get me out. Let me out of here.
21:49That's better.
21:50Wait a minute. On second thought, I think I'll stay in here till next Easter.
22:03First time, I'm a special guest.
22:04I'll be right back.
22:09Bye.
22:11Bye.
22:13Bye.
22:16Bye.
22:19Bye.
22:19Bye.
22:21Bye.
22:21Bye.
22:22Bye.
22:22Bye.
22:24Bye.
22:25Bye.
22:26Bye.
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