00:06Moira, my beautiful bonbon!
00:13Steve, I'm busy, so I don't have time for you to pester me.
00:16Oh, no sweat, my pet. I'm here to pester your pop.
00:18Now, where is the big log?
00:20I don't know. I haven't seen him all day.
00:23I was hoping I could say the same thing about you.
00:30Oh, you cracked me up. Now, listen, I could use some advice.
00:37Never sit in a chair backwards.
00:40No, no, no. I've done something that might upset your dad just a tad.
00:47You didn't borrow another pair of his boxer shorts, did you?
00:51No, my parents finally popped for a real movie screen.
00:57What I need from you is advice on how to bring bad news to your father.
01:02Well, just come right out with it. It only annoys him if you beat around the bush.
01:06Gotcha. No bush beating.
01:09Unless, unless he's in a bad mood.
01:11Then, stare clear. Make yourself scarce.
01:13No, siree. Well, that's the coward's way out.
01:17I've made a mistake, and I'm gonna fess up to it like a man.
01:22Hey, Dad.
01:23Yeah?
01:25What's the matter?
01:28The dentist just gave me a root canal.
01:32What do you want?
01:39Oops.
01:40Ciao.
01:41Ciao.
01:45Ciao.
01:56It's a rare condition this day and age
02:00To read any good news on the newspaper page
02:04The love and tradition of the grand design
02:07Some people say it's even harder to find
02:12Well, then there must be some magic clue
02:15Inside these gentle walls
02:18Cause all I see
02:21Is a tower of dreams
02:23Real love bursting out of every scene
02:26As days go by
02:30We're gonna fill our house with happiness
02:34The moon may cry
02:37But we'll smother the blues with tenderness
02:41As days go by
02:44There's room for you
02:46There's room for me
02:48For gentle hearts and opportunity
02:51As days go by
02:55It's the bigger love of the family
03:15You know, Harriet
03:17Every time we go to a clearance sale
03:19We get yelled at
03:21We stand in line for hours
03:22We get shoved
03:23We get pushed
03:24And all to save $3 on a sweater
03:28Fun, isn't it?
03:29Yeah!
03:30I love it
03:31Let's do it again tomorrow
03:32Come on
03:33Hi, sweetie
03:34How are you doing?
03:36Hey
03:37What's all this?
03:39Well, I sat down to add these pictures to the family photo album
03:43And then I started looking at the old ones
03:46That was three hours ago
03:49Oh, look at this old picture
03:51Who's that?
03:53Oh, that's either Reverend Shaw or my bookie
03:59They both had shifty eyes
04:03Oh, look
04:04Little Carl takes his first steps
04:08Yep, straight to the refrigerator
04:10Stop it!
04:14You know, some of these photos go back a long, long way
04:18Yeah, I know
04:19You know, I realize today
04:22That a lot of our family history will be lost when I die
04:26Oh, come on now
04:26That won't be for a long, long time
04:29Well, I hope you're right
04:30But still, I'd like to sit the kids down
04:32And tell them about our family
04:34Oh, I think that's a terrific idea
04:36Me too
04:37I think our children should know where they come from
04:42Oh, hey, look
04:44He is fine
04:49I know
04:50That's why I married him
04:59Get it, get it, get it, girl
05:01Go ahead, go ahead
05:03Oh, truth, yes
05:07That's it
05:07Get it, girl
05:12Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
05:14That's not bad for a beginner
05:15Let's check out the dance record
05:23Go, girl
05:29Run
05:38Go, go, go
05:40Go, go
05:42Go, go, go
05:44Go, go, go
05:44Go, go
05:46Oh! Get it, girl!
05:49Oh-ho-ho-ho!
05:50Oh!
05:52It's my turn. Give me something!
06:02Oh, man! Somebody get him a crowbar!
06:06Get it, Richie!
06:08Get it, Richie! Get it, Richie!
06:11Get it! Get it! Go!
06:13Oh! Oh!
06:24Hey, kids! Kids!
06:26Do you have a moment?
06:28I want to talk to you about something. Sure.
06:29What's up? Okay. Well, I want us
06:32to go through this photo album
06:34and talk about our family history.
06:36Gotta go. See ya!
06:41Oh, man.
06:42I might have to rethink my strategy.
06:47What are my little way of sunshine?
06:51What do you want, Steve?
06:52Your hand in marriage and 2.3 children.
06:56But in the meantime, I'd like to talk to Carl.
06:58Is he in a better mood?
06:59Oh, he's cheered way up.
07:00Oh, goody gumdrops.
07:01But he's having dessert. It's risky to talk to him
07:03when he's in a bad mood, but it's suicidal to interrupt him
07:05while he's having chocolate milk and s'mores.
07:08Oh, dear.
07:09And we'll see you later.
07:10Wait, Laura.
07:12You actually took the time to warn me.
07:15So?
07:15So you love me, don't you?
07:20No.
07:27Hey, Mama.
07:29Hello, Edward.
07:30Edward, how was your study date?
07:32Um, terrible.
07:34All she wanted to do was study.
07:38History?
07:39Yeah.
07:40We're studying World War II.
07:42Boring.
07:43Not for the people who went through it.
07:47Listen, Edward.
07:49I'm a little disappointed in you.
07:51Uh-oh.
07:51What did I do now?
07:53Well, earlier tonight, your grandmother was trying to talk to you
07:55about your family history and you ran out on her.
07:58Well, Mom, the other kids did, too.
08:00Well, Mom, the other kids did, too.
08:04Edward, you're the oldest.
08:06You're supposed to be trying to set a good example.
08:08If you had listened to your grandmother,
08:10the other kids would have followed your lead.
08:12Mom, the other kids feel exactly the same way I do.
08:15If we want to learn something about the past,
08:17we just watch the Wonder Years.
08:33The Wonder Years
08:34The Wonder Years
08:34The Wonder Years
08:35The Wonder Years
08:36The Wonder Years
08:38The Wonder Years
08:38The Wonder Years
08:38Steve, you scared me.
08:40Well, look who's talking.
08:44Go home, Steve.
08:45No can do, big guy.
08:47You and I need to talk.
08:49Oh, all right.
08:50What is it?
08:52Do you remember a few months ago
08:54when you brought home the brochure
08:55for the prison pen pal program?
08:57Sure. P-P-P-P.
08:59Well, it seemed like a darn fine idea.
09:03So I picked out a name and started writing letters.
09:05Well, good for you, Steve.
09:07What name did you pick?
09:08Well, one name just leaped right out at me.
09:10Elmerita Puckerwood.
09:15Whoa.
09:16That name would leap out at anybody.
09:18Well, at first our letters were enlightened friendly.
09:22But then...
09:23Oh, but then...
09:25Then?
09:26Well, Elmerita's pearls became flowery and rather intimate.
09:33Uh-oh.
09:35Well, the big uh-oh.
09:37Well, I realized too late that Elmerita had fallen in love with me.
09:47A woman in prison fell in love with you?
09:53That's kind of funny.
09:55Well, I guess it is.
09:58You know, I wrote back several times assuring her that the feeling wasn't mutual,
10:03but she just thought I was playing hard again.
10:07That's hilarious.
10:09Oh, oh.
10:09Now here's the really funny part.
10:12Elmerita begged me to send her a picture of myself.
10:17That's great.
10:19Oh, but here's the funniest part of all.
10:22Oh, you're gonna love this one, big guy.
10:25Oh, I'll send her a picture of you.
10:44Oh!
10:51Well, that's the funny part big guy.
10:54You shouldn't have done that, Steve.
10:56Well, I know, and I'm really sorry.
11:00Well, that's no biggie.
11:02After all, the woman is in federal prison.
11:04No harm done.
11:07Well...
11:11Well what?
11:12She might be getting out soon.
11:15How soon?
11:29Real soon.
11:46Come here, you great big hug of Hershey.
11:53And give your woman a kiss.
12:13Uh...
12:14Do I know you?
12:16Oh, stop teasing, Steve.
12:19I'm Elmerita Puckerwood.
12:22Oh, but wait a minute, back up.
12:25Oh, come here, dreamboat.
12:27I'm gonna sail you right into the sunset.
12:30Oh, but my name is not Steve.
12:32My name is Carl Winslow.
12:34That's fine.
12:35You can call yourself whatever you want.
12:38But when the lights go out,
12:41your name is gonna be
12:43Oh Baby.
12:52Quite a piece of work, isn't she, big guy?
12:57Well, who are you?
12:59Uh, well, uh, ma'am,
13:00there's a fascinating story about that.
13:05Run along, sonny.
13:06Uh, no.
13:07He's gonna stay.
13:08Steve, would you please tell Miss Puckerwood
13:11exactly what is going on here?
13:13What the...
13:14Oh, okay.
13:19Oh.
13:23Well, you see,
13:24I wrote those letters.
13:26I'm Stephen Q. Urkel.
13:29I don't believe that for one red-hot second.
13:32Oh, no, it's true.
13:33You see,
13:34you see,
13:36he wrote the letter,
13:37but he sent you my picture.
13:39Oh,
13:41then you're the one
13:42I fell in love with.
13:47I ain't seen a man
13:49in seven years.
13:52And you look close
13:53to what I remember.
13:57I, I, I...
14:12I'm sorry,
14:13but there's nothing
14:14that's gonna happen between us.
14:15What?
14:17Time out.
14:18Time out.
14:19Uh, Carl and I
14:19need to have a brief
14:20corner caucus.
14:25Well, what is it, Steve?
14:26Oh, Carl,
14:28you need to be
14:28real careful
14:30how you handle
14:31that Marita.
14:37Well, I know that.
14:38Uh-huh, but
14:39what you don't know
14:40is why
14:41she was in prison.
14:49Uh,
14:49well, well, why?
14:51She shot a man
14:52who turned her down.
14:55Thought you should know that.
15:08Almarita.
15:10Yes?
15:11You know, you,
15:13you are a stunning woman.
15:15Well, it's about time
15:16you noticed.
15:18Yes, yes.
15:19You know,
15:19and I also noticed
15:20that when the,
15:21when the light
15:22hits your face
15:23from a certain angle,
15:24you look exactly
15:25like Diana Ross.
15:29What kind of
15:30undiscovered angle
15:31is that, Carl?
15:35Diana Ross, huh?
15:37Uh-huh.
15:38Well,
15:39touch me in the morning.
15:46Gosh,
15:47there's nothing
15:47I'd like better.
15:50But unfortunately,
15:51I'm a married man.
15:53You are?
15:55Happily married?
15:56Oh, yes.
15:56Very happy.
15:57Very, very.
15:58Very happy.
15:59Then why did you
16:00turn on my oven
16:01if you wasn't
16:02ready to cook?
16:05Well, it's all been
16:07a terrible,
16:07tragic mix-up.
16:09Right, Steve?
16:09Oh, a terrible,
16:10tragic mix-up.
16:13Now, Marita,
16:14I'd like to help
16:15you get a fresh start.
16:16As a matter of fact,
16:17I know some companies
16:17who may be hiring
16:18ex-cons.
16:19You mean you can
16:20get me a job?
16:21Well, I can try.
16:22Do you have a place
16:23to stay?
16:24Well, no,
16:25but I was, uh,
16:27planning on bunking
16:28up with you, baby.
16:30Well, I know
16:31there's a halfway house
16:31right nearby here.
16:33As a matter of fact,
16:33it's so close,
16:34we're halfway there.
16:37Bye now, Marita.
16:38Hey, and don't forget
16:39to write.
16:39He-he-he-he.
16:42You sure you don't
16:43want to fool around?
16:46I'm real tempted,
16:47Elmerita.
16:50But I-I just
16:52can't do it.
16:53Okay, but it's
16:54your loss.
16:56For your information,
16:57I got a full-body
17:00tattoo of the
17:01United States.
17:04And I was gonna
17:05give you a geography
17:07lesson you'd
17:08never forget.
17:12Sucker.
17:36Sucker.
17:39The past few days, we've been studying World War II.
17:42Open your books to page 189.
17:44Waldo, would you please read the chapter, Henning?
17:49Waldo.
17:51Out loud.
17:55Oh, cool.
17:58The fighter pilot.
18:00Thank you, Mr. Faldo.
18:02Hey, I'm here from two to three every day.
18:06Today, we're going to learn a little about the role fighter pilots played in the Second World War.
18:10But you can put away your books now, because we have a guest speaker.
18:16First, a question.
18:17How many of you have relatives who fought in World War II?
18:21Doesn't matter what side.
18:25Not really?
18:27Good, because my uncle accidentally joined the Italian Army.
18:31Eddie, how about you?
18:32Any relatives who fought in the war?
18:34Um, I really don't know.
18:37In that case, I want you to pay extra close attention.
18:41Class?
18:46Please welcome Estelle Winslow.
18:55Hey, Eddie.
18:56That fighter pilot looks like your grandma.
19:01Hello, everyone.
19:03Hi.
19:04Now, I'd like to talk to you about the Tuskegee Airmen.
19:08Does anyone here know who they were?
19:14Eddie?
19:17Uh, uh, no.
19:23The Tuskegee Airmen were black pilots who fought during World War II.
19:27That's right.
19:28In those days, the armed services were segregated, so they had to form their own unit.
19:34Lice, please.
19:42They became the 332nd fighter group of the Army Air Corps.
19:47And my husband, Sam Winslow, was one of them.
19:50Woo!
19:52Your grandfather was a fighter pilot?
19:55Well, uh, yeah.
19:58Sure, baby.
20:00There's a lot of him in me.
20:04This is Sam's fighter.
20:06A single-engine P-47.
20:09He called the Brown Bombshell.
20:13Obviously, he named it after me.
20:17Boys, that's enough.
20:18Oh, that's okay.
20:20Let the boys express themselves.
20:24During the war, the pilots of the 332nd fighter group flew more than 15,000 missions.
20:31200 of those were his heavy bomber escorts deep into Germany.
20:37Not one bomber was lost to enemy fighter opposition.
20:41They were the only group to have that record.
20:51Eddie, your grandmother's pretty cool.
20:53Yeah, she sure is.
21:01You should have seen her.
21:03Grandma was incredible.
21:04The bell rang, and nobody left.
21:07Hey, that's the sign of a top-notch storyteller.
21:10What can I say?
21:12I'm gifted.
21:13But I want you to give your mother credit, too.
21:17It was her idea that I go to your class.
21:19Here, here.
21:19Hey, Ma, why'd you waste such a cool idea on Eddie?
21:23I lost my head.
21:26I lost my head.
21:42I lost my head.
21:45I lost my head.
21:50I lost my head.
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